Listen to the waves. Listen to the God. He is speaking to us and he says, we shall have no ship but SansaxJon.
>>70721778
GRRM IS A HACK
First for dirty pink footed black niggers
>>70722789
if these spoilers are true, then remember how she played two truths one lie and said
>“Arya goes to Westeros, back over the sea.”
>“Arya is in the trailer more times than people have realized, because they don’t realize it’s her.”
>“Arya doesn’t cross any more names off her list.”
then that means arya is waif right?
>>70724433
So how are they going to shit on Stannis this week?
>>70724446
Proper thread.
>Azor Jon
>>70724433
My double dubs confirm it.
PREACH IT!
1st for fuck Stannis
First for big cocks.
>>70724477
...but the first and last one appear to be true?
Loras !
/Highgarden/ !
You ever get one of those private lap dances by a stripper and they grind on your cock until you cum in your pants? That's what I want Emilia to do to me.
>>70724533
but she kills frey
nth for House BLACKEDatheon
Stannis is our guy and anyone who denies it is reddit.
>>70724521
He is flayed man xD
Ser Arthur Dayne
ALL HAIL KING GOLDENHAND!!!! THE TRUE HERO OF ASOIAF!
>>70724521
>>70724599
what the fuck is taking alt shift x so long?
>>70724599
That's even better than Jaime jerking off while throwing Bran in the air
>>70724599
>stannis dies boiled inside his own armor
>>70724578
Yeah you're right, I was confusing it with Sophie's for a second, who said Arya crosses three names off her list.
>>70724564
wasn't even hard to be perfectly honest
Ser Gerold Hightower
>>70724599
>lvl 85 paladin prepping for the Firelands
>>70724462
Still better than D&D!!
AEGON WHEN?
>>70724618
Where is this from?
>Arya comes back to the riverlands in one episode and kills Walder Frey with absolutely no build-up
>normies will all clap despite how ridiculous it is
EURON
IS
THE DROWNED GOD
>>70724613
Oh look full plate armour
>>70724620
Conspiracy to make /got/ give up their claim on the mannis.
How can anybody possibly say that Stannis is confirmed dead.
They didn't show his death, people who HAVE died have come back on the show, the actor claiming he died means nothing (Kit Harington said he wasn't coming back either).
Stannis lives. Screen cap this.
Lord Eddard Stark
Kaloreesi
>>70724433
>>70724502
Look at OP praising his own faggotry.
>>70724521
...king of the narrow sea, king of the painted table, king at the wall, azor ahai reborn, master of ships, wielder of lightbringer, crusher of the north niggers...
>>70724690
Wtf
>>70724621
his watch is ended
>>70724725
I'm Winterfell
>>70724628
Source?
is Arya playing the many faced god?
>>70724610
that's just dnd who suck at having consistent scenes. she slashed the wrong way
Ser Jaime Lannister
>>70724731
>ywn grab her thigh, bury your nose in her butthole ,lick her cooch and hump her leg.
what's the most EPIC moment in the whole show?
>>70724731
someone make her legs a little thicker.
>>70724753
Thats just nicknames though, not his official titles
>fat walda and that whore from volantis are the only characters to get bred in this entire show
why does anyone watch this crap?
>>70724667
>that sounds awful
aka something D&D would write
>>70724620
>tastefull dic pics
ya thats for sure reddit and all stannis haters
>>70724433
>implying JonxMulan isn't the OTP
https://youtu.be/O_gaERVEvEc
Hello, my name is Syrio Forel and I am the greatest swordman who has ever lived, the First Sword of the Sealord of Braavos.
I fought westerosi knight Meryn Trant.
Ask me anything.
>>70724433
jon saxsan?
>>70724433
admit it /got/
Jon will find Sansa in his room one night after she's admitted she can't sleep due to night terrors from her past traumas. They "comfort" each other and it ends with Jon fucking Sansa senseless all the while moaning Ygritte's name
Their son is the stallion who will mount the world
give me a fucking emmy
post characters that are literally you
>>70724690
The majority of people who watch the show are retards who only started watching because they want to fit in.
>>70724796
>If he was his brother Robb, he'd already have his sword drawn out and the guards surrounding the traitor, but Jon thought he knew better. He's heard what became of this half a man, a sad sight that made his stomach clench in sudden realization that this tormented guilty face once belonged to handsome and cocky Theon Greyjoy, who was like a brother to him once - though not by affections they had for one another and certainly not by blood. Jon knew he should hate Theon or at the very least take his life as justice commanded, but his strength failed him and his heart was faint all of a sudden, eyes full of regretful compassion. This new Theon scared him and he couldn't meet his eyes, but when he stepped forward towards Jon, he did nothing to prevent him. Suddenly, he felt a tight grip of his hands around him and his cheek next to his. Theon's hug was as strange as anything that happened that day, perhaps even more so. It lasted for a while and it ended without a word.
Aside from Theon, which character has the best storyline in the show ?
>>70724796
for me it was Hardhome
thats when shit really got real
>>70724891
Tyrion
What do you guys think will happen with Asha and Theon once they reach Mereen? Do you think Dany (or Theon if Dany isn't back yet) will accept their offer?
>>70724814
People getting pregnant highlights how dumb the timeline is on the show by giving a reference point, at least 9 months have passed since RW and current events yet lil Sam is still a baby and Bran and Rickon have aged 5 years
ONLY DUBS CAN BRING BACK STANNIS
>>70724881
source plz
>>70724805
...and dany has them too, breaker of chairs etc...
Reminder that Arya is serving up Frey pie.
>>70724891
Imo Daenerys actually has the most interesting storyline.
>>70724891
>Theon's storyline in the show
>muh torture porn
>no prince of winterfell chapter
???????
>>70724932
Fan fiction.
>>70724690
most normies never batted an eyelash at Jon and the Wildlings showing up north of the middle of the wall after leaving Hardhome on a fleet of ships so yea, probably
>>70724796
Danny riding the dragon
>>70724647
Are you gay or was she ugly? Or do you mean it wasn't hard to cum? Not sure how to interpret this
>>70724860
That one scene made me so sad, seeing Stannis walk into certain defeat like that, it's depressing.
Jonathon snowman
WHEN'S AEGON
>>70724932
oh. i just wrote this, my fan fiction. sorry to disappoint you anon
>>70724548
do you think she get off watching loras fuck twink squires and stuff?
do you think she has penis envy?
>>70724914
Yeah, she has to get to Westeros for the big season finale scene. 1 episode should do the trick
Bend the knee
>Jon wants to attack Winterfell, one of the heaviest castles in Westeros, while outnumbered 2-1 (and when 90% of his army are poorly armed savages with no armor or discipline)
And yet because he's the hero, he'll win when CIA comes in at the last moment to save the day.
AEGON WHEN GODDAMMIT!
Can someone post the synopsis for episodes 8, 9 and 10 again?
>>70724796
Giants and Mammoths attacking the wall
That big fucking spike
STANNIS STANNIS STANN.... oh wait they fucked it up again
DABID
>>70724796
>what's the most EPIC moment in the whole show?
IMPORTANT POLL
http://www.strawpoll.me/10459788
>>70725015
This is lord of the rings all over again
>>70725015
That's the destiny of every wagnerian hero.
>>70725015
What could possibly go wrong
>>70725015
Lmao who did that webm hilarious stuff
>>70724599
Assuming this was an RPG and Stannis had permanent fire resistance, who the fuck wants to wear an armor that makes thm look like a birthday cake?
>>70724433
Nth for SalsaxSweetRobin, and the Kingdom of the North, the Vale and the Riverlands.
>>70725046
this is almost as bad as all those hipster faggots at the bar
christ that place needs to be firebombed
>>70724933
Yeah but they are there because she did specific things, breaker of chains refers to the campaign she led in Slaver's Bay that shook the entire Essos economy. "King in the narrow sea" or "King of the painted table" are used to belittle him, "master of ships" is not true since the war began, "azor ahai reborn" is extremely pompous and only said by Melisandre, "wielder of lightbringer" is useless, nobody is referred to by the sword they carry expect the sword in the morning.
The only one you can really add to it is "The King who cared" when he answered to the Night's Watch call for aid
>>70724828
kek
>>70725046
people don't act like that when they aren't on camera
right?
Someone had to do
I apologize for my bad grammar, english is not my native language
Gib me next episode leak now
>IMPORTANT REMINDER
ignore the jonsafag. all the spam is from one guy who has no life. he's a fat neckbeard that sits at home all day samefagging, trying to make jonsa "our" ship by making faggy "JONSA EDITION" threads and masturbating to incest porn the entire time. he will reply to this saying:
>YOU DONT MASTURBATE TO INCEST? FUCKING FAG KEK
do NOT give him attention. ignore him until he returns to tumblr, where he belongs. thank you.
>>70725126
Jon gets cucked
>>70725015
Isn't it said that like 100 men can hold Winterfell against 1,000 or something along those lines?
>>70725068
It sure is a good thing that between seasons the Boltons decided to abandon their tactic of just doing a heavy cavalry charge into the vastly inferior enemy and winning immediately, and instead fight a cautious defensive battle behind a shield wall, allowing the fighting to drag on long enough for CIA to show up.
reminder that only redditors liked hardhome. The battle at the wall was superior in every possible way.
>>70725019
who?
>>70724986
>fuck twink squires and stuff?
Yeswho doesn't
>penis envy
No, she's all woman
How many white walkers are there? We've never seen more than like 7 of them in one picture
TAKING BETS NOW
fuck I'm only hyped for Jon becoming king in the north this season
that's it, nothing else
>>70725142
I bet your fetish are foots or something like that. It's you who belongs to Tumblr. Wincestbros are always welcome here.
>>70725089
salsa x sweetrobin > cia x salsa > jonsa
that's the real truth.
>>70725175
usually plebs are easily satisfied
Dabid and Dabid have really outdone themselves this time
>>70725173
lol i remember when people saw LSH last season in similar still
fucking confirmed etc.
>>70725118
Of course not
>Next episode Arya reveals her geass
>>70725173
sansa LF lady mormont
>>70725164
a meme character
It's cool when Manderly serves the pie, but when Arya does it all you guys do is bitch. So edgy with the Arya hatred.
>>70725150
>Ned Stark always said 500 men could hold Winterfell against 10,000.
From Season 2, Episode 7.
So even if the Boltons kept just 10% of their force in reserve at Winterfell, even if CIA and Jon win in the field they'd still be stuck trying to take a heavily defended castle while winter is coming.
But of course Ramsay will commit 100% of his army (that's at least in character) and Winterfell will fall without a fight.
>>70725173
Sansa, Lyanna and a guard
>>70725173
Gandalf
>>70725252
tre interresant
>>70725102
No. Normies are no where near that bad. With the exception of street shitting and that interracial couple they are normal well adjusted people. That bar is a bunch of fucking freaks.
>>70725210
don't call me a pleb m8 i'll cut you
>>70725089
>>70725189
Its the most politically advantageous move for Sansa. Jonsa is stupid and CIAlsa is destined to be brief.
>She could smell the very fabric of the utmost particles of her stool. At first, she looked at it with particular disdain and learned to loathe her stool with each day, but as the time went buy, it grew as an essential part to her being as her sore breasts and arms that seemed to grew larger each day. The more she ate, the more they grew and the more they grew, the hungrier she was. She watched Drogon feast on his finest kills and more often than not, she was offered the pork ribs prepared with dragonfire. That bonding ritual with her dragon soon became daily order of business. She'd wake up to eat pork ribs, went to sleep eating pork ribs and she couldn't have enough, even going as far as trying to persuade Drogon to fly back to Meereen to fetch her some salad dressing.
>it's a daenerys slurs out a lengthy speech in a made up language in front of a bunch of sand niggers to great applause episode
>>70725153
Lmao this is glorious
>>70725165
>who doesn't
pls don't be a faggot. I liked you.I command you to find a cure for that
>>70725173
Cold Darth Maul and his gay brothers
>>70724433
Why is he so perfect, /tv/?
Penniless, illiterate commoner who became a diplomat.
Understands that words and communication are more valuable than weapons.
Incredibly loyal.
Strong sense of duty.
Wants to do what's best for the seven kingdoms, rather than what's best for himself.
Reminder Stannis is not only the One True King of Westeros, but the One True King of /got/
>>70725153
>daenarys
triggered
nth for beardfu
>>70725180
>jonsa is always welcome here bc 4chan loves incest
nice try jonsafag
i love incest ships but jon x sansa is literally the worst incest ship of all time. it's like babby's 1st incest pairing, so vanilla and boring that it's still the most popular ship on tumblr and reddit.
Can we admit Djawadi's soundtrack is the best part of the show atm?
The man is BASED
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uriUPxg-YVo
LyannaXrickon
lolibearXshotawolf
THE TRUE KING AND QUEEN OF THE NORTH.
Make it happen D&D you fucking hacks, dont kill rickon because you want to jew out of paying a minor actor for the rest of the show.
>>70725311
Nothing wrong with enjoying a bit of everything, anon
>>70725173
62 mormonts are all you need/ whoever salsa wrote the letter too wont hurt
>>70725396
Rickon is the deadest dead deadman who was ever dead.
>>70725330
He didn't only become a diplomat, he became a Lord, a knight, and a Hand of the King.
The first crabber's son to ever do so.
>>70725405
She literally looks like one of those people from the live action adaption of The Grinch.
>>70724621
i know he said saturday and the day is half over...like i need it
>>70725292
i'd read this book
>>70725413
>normies don't know who she wrote the letter to
>>70724971
Did they trace a picture of Ian Somerhalder?
>>70725146
If he gets cucked by Radmure, I'm fine with it
>>70725396
LyannaxSnow King and Queen of Westeros
>>70724433
I keked reading the OP.
>mel isn't with davos/jon/salsa
>hasn't been seen for a little while
>implying she isn't going to resurrect stannis
>>70724462
threadly reminder that all the hype and fame that the show created, ultimately lead to Gurrm taking it slow with the writing and enjoying his newfound wealth
he should've waited until the last book before selling it to HBO
>>70725383
jon/arya true otp
>>70725288
thats what i said. sansa x robin makes the most sense politically, but cia x sansa still has a basis in canon and a chance to happen (even just briefly)
but jonsa is just pure autism from people who have never experienced real affection from their siblings because they're ugly, fat and their irl sisters are disgusted by them. so seeing a sister hug her brother and smile at him both confuses and arouses them. it's sad.
>normies actually believe that arya used pig blood to fake her wounds
jesus christ
>>70725473
>resurrecting worst character
No
>>70725416
his death isnt confirmed i the leak, only that he gets a arrow in the back.
Dont give up yet anon.
>>70725462
i dont see how jon can fuck his death mom?
>>70725443
Petyr
>>70725387
can you fuck off with your gay ass video game movie?
Reminder that the majority of the audience didn't even watch the first half of the show.
>>70725242
Giants aren't men.
Jonny Snow & The Wild Bunch have a giant.
Wun-Wun gonna smash the gate in.
>>70724433
WHERE'S MY ARMY JON
YOU PROMISED ME AN ARMY
YOU PROMISED ME YOU'D TAKE BACK WINTERFELL
>>70724628
plz post
>>70725242
that was before they burned half of it down including some of the fortifications. And it was also assuming 500 battle-tested Stark men.
Ramsay has a half-ruined castle with one wall left and 20 GOOD MEN.
>>70725442
Yeah basically just a girl and her dragon roaming around, trying new Essos recipes and testing ways to make food with dragonfire accompanied by elaborate descriptions of each stool by smell and consistency.
Shit..I should be writing my essay instead...
>>70725504
>what is binge watching
full retard
>>70725502
GoT is the end of fantasykino, Warcraft is the beginning of vidyakino.
>>70725504
>what is on-demand content
Are you retarded?
>>70725150
didn't say nuffin about no giant
>>70725504
That's just how TV works. When Breaking Bad got insanely popular after s4, most of my friends started watching at s5a.
>>70725288
fixed
>>70725504
Not sure if serious.
Tell me about Dayne. Why does he dual longsword?
>>70724477
"Waif" doesn't exist. Arya is a split personality, and waif is her faceless men half. When waif attempts to kill Arya, it's Arya attempting to kill the last vestiges of her "Arya Stark" personality.
>>70724433
This show is retarded.
>>70725173
Jesus. Are we finally going to get a proper battle scene in this show?
>>70725504
i just cant understand that, all these casual cunts acting as if they like this show while they dont even understand the plot.
The show has been dumped down a lot but you still need to see it all to understand it.
>>70725477
>threadly reminder that all the hype and fame that the show created, ultimately lead to Gurrm taking it slow with the writing and enjoying his newfound wealth
To be fair, if you was old as fuck with only 20 years left to live, you would take your lath of luxury to heart also.
>>70725383
>babbys 1st incest pairing
top kek
>>70725546
>vidyakino
>>>/v/
>>70725428
What did he mean by this?
>>70725588
it's goiing to be shitty cliché action like hardhome
>>70725554
>>70725544
If you think the majority of people care enough to catch up with a show before watching it you need to get out more.
Why the spike in popularity this year? Jon's death?
Reminder that Azor Theon gets his volcano cock tomorrow and will bang the fire priestess in Meereen
>>70725594
Great men take pride in creating something that will last long after they are dead.
This fat fuck has already given up on his legacy
>>70725591
Watch some reaction videos. The majority of people watching this show don't even know the names of any characters other than Jon, Tyrion and "Khaleesi", never mind can follow the plot.
>>70725621
STRONK
WIMMEN
>>70724828
What
>>70725504
>tfw a Season 5 episode is the most watched episode
>>70725428
Okay, this got me.
>>70725620
and what evidence do you have to back that up
what do you know about what real people do when you sit in your house all day complaining about the show
>>70725610
Why doesn't she dress as Margaery in real life?
She is literally 100 times hotter that way.
>>70725504
You fucking retard that is the viewers for the FIRST RUN of the episode. Plenty of people missed the first season or two but caughtup by watching the DVDs or OnDemand or the rerun marathons HBO runs all the time.
God you are fucking stupid.
Jesus Christ.
>>70725482
I really hope Arya gets fucked by someone before the series is over. Gendry or Jon would be preferable, but im not fussy.
>>70725579
This is awful.
>>70725594
But he doesn't live in luxury. He lives in the same house and drives the same car as he did before he got piles of HBO money. The only thing he spends money on is to fly to conventions every 3 months and eat fast food, and he was capable of affording that before on book sales.
>>70725654
Can a Red Priestess bring back a cock?
>>70725620
Most people don't watch live TV these days. It's all about on-demand content, whether it's piracy or an official source like HBO GO. Literally millions watch the show from start to finish every year.
>>70725153
8/10 meme
>>70725591
They "like" it to try to fit in. Most of the people who i've talked to about GoT barely remember half the characters and can't remember plot points from a few seasons ago.
The show has been dumbed down for these fucking retards and it sucks. Look at Sopranos it got extremely popular aswell but it didn't dumb itself down. Although maybe it's a generational thing most people that watch GoT are faggot ass SJW hipsters, while the people who watched Sopranos were mostly 21-40
>>70725621popularity spikes coincide when the new season starts, then interest drops until before the next season starts
pic related, another example of it happening
>>70725693
The only reason I watch this show anymore is everyone around mean talks about it on Monday. And everyone who has not read the books needs to have the events of the last episode explained to them.
>>70725708
He bought himself a Tesla and a movie theater with his HBO money.
>>70725173
Bolton, Karstark, and Umber
>>70725594
no doubt.
but he could've seen it coming
and planned the whole thing better you know...book-release-schedule-wise if he had a basic idea about the outcome and how long everything would take
but you just need to look at him to know that he's not that kind of guy
>>70725601
Not him but I hope you realize most of /v/ watches GoT and TWD and posts in those threads, they are the plebiest shows around.
>>70725714
No, Theon and Grey Worm can lament their lost genitals together now.
>>70725702
GRRM is revisiting Arya and Gendry....whatever that means.
We all know that Jon is going to win Winterfell back by the end of the season.
There must be some repercussion for this rebellion. Jaime vs Jon+Vale next season?
So, how's Euron getting 1000 SHIPS? Are the Ironborn going to pay the iron price for them?
>>70725755
>ennemy commanders
>behind the starks loyalists
nigga u real
>>70725573
I assume he was showing off.
>>70725618
wow, i hope jon can atleast use some the surviving troops under bolton rule to fight back against the WW.
>>70725654
so has he sufferd enough? i think so.
>>70725766
any /v/ fags that overstay their welcome past sunday night need to fuck off
>>70725768
>The Tyrion jokes when Theon arrives and is in the same room with Grey Worm and Varys
I guarantee you that was 99% of the reason why D&D decided to send him to Meereen.
>>70725693
That's fucking rich coming from you. Didn't you throw a fucking hissy fit when you got banned?
>>70725707
Less awful than a casual 15 second scene that boils down one of the biggest mysteries in the story to "the children did it"?
Less awful than Dany trapping a pack of huge burly men in a cardboard shitshack and burning them to death?
You do know I can go on.
>>70725778
he'll get the ocean to pay for them
>>70725778
The ships are done Episode 10 BTW.
>>70725757
She isn't, but at least she isn't wearing that awful sidecut thing in your pic. Literally makes me want to vomit.
>>70725807
>N-NO U
that the best you can come up with?
>>70725715
I have a friend who started watching during because he had a preview weekend and on demand offered seasons two and three. So he watched them then went back and watched season one. Since he never rewatches episodes he is so confused by everything. It's real retarded.
>>70725785
You dont bring two swords to the fight
>CIA captured the most important castle in the North like 4 episodes ago
>Ramsay never notices
What?
>>70725773
Well yeah, in the books its obvious that Gendry wants to bone her (and that GRRM loves the idea of her getting fucked despite her being 12 at the most in the books). Show wise i really dont know, but i hope she takes a dick.
>>70724433
People who haven't read the books come up with the most outrageous and idiotic theories to the characters and somehow they go viral. The show may differ, the story will end and the major parts are all still the same.
>They rode for two days having stopped only once and Jon had a lot of time to think about their next step and he thought carefully about approaching this supposed dragon queen and her army he's heard a lot of. Myths coming to be true weren't exactly new these days, but this fable yet needed to be interpreted at last was of particular reverence amongst the witnesses arriving from the south. Every hour was precious and this alliance didn't seem really promising. The more they delayed, the more villages fell under the Night King's dominion. "Your Grace", Ser Davos turned to him. "The letter arrived from the queen."
>"Which one?", Jon asked sincerely.
>"Daenerys Targaryen.", Ser Davos responded. "She wants to meet at Riverrun."
>>70725714
Moqorro gave Victarion a fucking demon arm.
I think the High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light could give Theon is cock back
So what if Howland Reed is really The Great Other or maybe their leader? It could explain why we've never seen him in the Seven Kingdoms because he is beyond the wall and his castle can apparently "move", whatever the hell that means.
>>70725865
jon and meera are twins
>>70725807
dude don't answer to the tripfag he's only a cunt looking for attention
>>70725768
Grey Worm had his dick snipped off as a child, he doesn't understand what he lost.
>>70725807
don't respond to that retard m8
Something tells me they're going to randomly kill off Jaime in a later episode.
So how do you guys feel about D&D intentionally basing Euron on Trump?
>>70725862
what are you talking about
>>70725714
>she calls Theon to her chamber
>unclothes herself and tells him to unclothe himself
>he tells her he doesn't want to, and he has no cock
>"the Lord of Light will provide for you"
>she lights a candle and shoves it inside her, flame first
>gasping in pain she climbs ontop of Theon and presses the blunt end of the candle over where Theon's cock is
>she says some magical gibberish and theon starts humping her
>basically turns into a sex scene, her moans of pain turn into moans of pleasure
>they cum, she pulls out, and we get a full frontal view of Theon's new cock
>>70725894
god please stop posting this awful shit
>>70725887
and what if you are a retard thinking about something absurd like this?
>>70725885
Can they give Salsa hymen back?
>>70725862
AYYYYYYYY
>>70725926
Moat Cailin. CIA said his army is chilling out there.
So what the fuck was Darkstar supposed to be
>>70725864
Why do you hope for such things, sir?
>>70725783
Stark loyalists are encircled. There's a flayed burning corpse on the left aswell
>>70725899
I never realized how sexy non-Asian women look in school uniforms until now. Maybe because I don't look at porn
I'm detecting a severe lack of frogfu in this thread
>>70725926
>>70725862
>showfags don't even know about moat cailin
>it's a Sansa gets her hymen back episode
>Azor Sansa and her fire-hymen
>>70725862
meera in the back
>>70725917
>Jaime
only after he kills mad queen cersei.
we already have had some hints at cersei going completly mad after tommen's death.
Which characters from GoT do you want to kill with your own hands?
>>70725986
>forgot pic
