>>70598069
1st for CIA.
FIrst for jaensa.
Third for Stannis
tmdmid
third for oberyn
reminder that the sansafag was an aryafag until british genes kicked in
Preston
Updated it a little bit.
What theories need to be added?
A reminder that Highgarden is in charge
FIRST FOR QUENTYN IS ALIVE AND PRESTON IS ALWAYS HALF RIGHT
Hello reditors
https://imgur.com/aa3NarC
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70600576
>No Prophecy
Is this theory that prophecy is just a myth and there is no AA?
>>70600625
kek
>>70600553
We finally get to enjoy the sole reason that zombie exists.
The SOLE reason.
>>70600576
Why is Others in Essos so far down? It's pretty universally recognized that the Long Night affected both continents, and the Five Forts are basically another Wall. Also what's the Renly's armor theory? Google isn't on my side.
Last episode was 10/10 perfect
Try to convince me otherwise
>>70600569
Sansa was always the superior choice.
Promise me, Ned.
RRRRREEEEEEE WHY DOESNT SHE JUST SHAVE HER MUSTACHE?
Nth for house cia
>>70600625
>>70600617
Yeah, I think it's not that farfetched to be honest.
>>70600674
George explicitly said that Essos doesn't link up with TLOAW, that's why I put it down there. There's not much other evidence.
who would in a fight to death: blackfish or kingslayer?
>>70600625
Moar sweet girl memes pls
I'm having a giggle m8
>>70600576
Why is Braavos = Illuminati still at the very bottom
>>70600683
>No Dany
>No Brienne
>No fart jokes
>No meme dwarf
>No Euron "lets go murder them" Greyjoy
episode is 4/10 at best
>>70600683
No Meera
No Bran
No 10/10
>>70600734
who would win*
i a word
>>70600762
jaime still cant fight worth a shit, blackfish would wreck him
>>70600683
>ian mcshane only in 1 FUCKING EPISODE
JUST
Reminder that TheMico
Can someone explain why robert became King and not ned or Jon arryn.
Is it just that distant targ relative because surely every kingdoms rulers would have a relation to them
>>70600747
You forgot
>No Dorne
>>70600572
he`s not Beetlejuice, he will not appear if you call him many times
Where the FUCK IS PRESTON'S VIDEO?
>>70600683
It did have great pacing. I enjoyed it.
The jolly septon of Hobbiton was a bit of a jarring shift at first, but if you were a small band of religious folk, still enjoying the last days of spring, with hope for the future in their hearts, then I can see how that could work. They were obviously steering clear of the great houses and the arguments between them.
Hopefully, there will be a non-hacky excuse for Arya's walking about in broad daylight without Needle in the very city where she was knowingly being hunted by cultic assassins.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
>>70600802
Robert was the most popular, basically. He was the one everyone followed into war, and the one to kill Rhaegar.
>>70600802
Robert was king because he kicked dirty Targeryan fuckers out and took the throne
>>70600720
>>70600802
Because someone had to. And he had no wife, so he could cement the alliance with some powerful house through marriage.
>>70600553
I hope he rips his fucking head off
>mfw DnD kill Sandor next episode
>>70600827
SALAD DRESSING
PRESTON BTFO
>>70600535
OR PERHAPSH BLACKFISH ISH WONDERING WHY SHOMEONE WOULD HANG A MAN BEFORE SHLICING HIS THROAT
>>70600591
wtf is that supposed to mean? the images i mean
>>70600732
This theory was my personal headcanon for long time, some prophesized "hero" saving everyone is just not fat hacks type. A hero (like Stannis) saving everyone and building such new legend around him can work though. I wonder why there are no glass candles = superior tech from outter space.
Also why >Renly's armor was rigged to kill him. Is ascended maester? It looks very mild compare to other theories of such rank
>>70600827
>mfw my week is actually empty without a Preston video
>jaime getting BTFO by based blackfish
>Sansa getting BTFO by Ledy Mormont and Glovers
>no Dany scenes
>edmure
>Hound
>Bronn
So episode 7 is best so far in season 6?
Who here is HYPE for jonsa autists to get BTFO when the next tower of joy scene reveals R+L=D?
>>70600683
I can't say 10/10 perfect but it was really good I'm glad you enjoyed it. The show's probably going to decline now but if the writer stays on board I have high hopes for GoT.
>>70600590
>PRESTON IS ALWAYS HALF RIGHT
There is something really fucking genius about this sentence and I don't know what it is, but I like it.
Well done Ser Anon. Your gallantry has been rewarded with the honour of spending a night with one of these maidens. Choose your Queen of Love and Honour!
>>70600572
STILL NO FUCKING VIDEO THAT LAZY ASS
Is Euron a secret Targ?
>>70600850
>mfw Sandor BTFOs the abomination that is the Mountain
When will this be updated
>>70599806
>shitposting for free
>>70600797
He would've refused if it weren't an one-off.
>>70600885
that's the biggest guinea pig i've ever seen
>There are going to be 10 POV characters in TWOW
>TEN
>>70600885
Mid left
>>70600887
Euron = Aegon
>>70600738
>>70600722
>>70600914
BIG
>>70600909
Don't worry, Aeron and Victarion are dying, so that's 8.
>>70600683
The hound plot was retarded and cliche to the point of being bad. That shit deserved buildup and pacing, but they rushed it in a single episode, with the standard "villager's raped and murdered" cliche.
what are the worst lines in the series
>lets go kill them
>bad pussy
>cuz you have no cock xD
>>70600934
COCK
>>70600887
Is that Ray liotta?
>>70600576
Lyanna was a trap? wat
>>70600586
Reminder that they saw that shit.
ALWAYS
ONE
STEP
AHEAD
>>70600885
The tan one please.
We have no tan girls in my country and I want one.
>>70600897
When you update it.
>>70600934
COCKI still have hope that they'll do book Euron justice later on and that he was putting on a show at the Kingsmoot. He'll have to be the next big villain after Ramsay croaks, so I'm betting they have plans for him.
How are we supposed to root for this faggot when all he's done since being resurrected is whine like a bitch and cede all his authority to dumb dumb Sansa?
>>70600576
Lemongate confirmed by George.
>>70600909
What's your source on this?
>>70600873
Of course
>>70600937
Why would Vicky die?
If he dies then House Greyjoy is fucked.
Asha is a grill (and a lesbian if that's canon), Theon is in a hugely dangerous position whilst being mentally ill surrounded by people who want him dead - and Euron is a sick fuck that George would want to kill just to give readers that cathartic feel.
I knew House Arryn would go extinct from the start but I thought the Greyjoys would survive.
>>70600970
>he doesn't know septa Unella is in on the Highgarden master plan
dude ...
>>70600683
>>70600625
this is my favourite new meme
>>70601001
Because GRRM hates him and it's been foreshadowed to death.
>>70600984
Never speak to me or my daughters ever again.
>>70600953
Lyanna was a trap (she was The Knight of the Laughing Tree and defeated three other knights)
Rhaegar was a girl raised as a boy, and died in childbirth
Lyanna died on the Trident
or something
>>70601021
>>70600928
>>70601059
That's fucking stupid
>>70600885
>any of those
>maiden
all of them are probably /SummerIslanded/
>>70601094
Welcome the the asoiaf fandom, enjoy your stay
>>70601072
my fucking sides
Was Hodor holding the door of his own free will to protect his friends or was Bran making him sacrifice himself?
That's pretty fucked if it's the latter
>>70600979
wiki
>Arya and Sansa
>Victarion, Aeron and Theon
>Areo
>Arianne
>Barristan
>Cersei and Tyrion
Thing is given all those POVs we have no idea how we're going to see Bran or Sam or Dany or Brienne's POV.
Jon and Arianne will meet so therefore Jon isn't needed.
Asha's with Theon so they're not needed.
But there are some holes desu.
>samefagging a really unfunny "meme"
>>70600827
>tfw no preston,ravor or linda review yet
>>70600576
>office chat
>hs=hr
nigga normies don't know who the fuck hr is. I guarantee they don't remember him from his 5 second appearance.
>>70601143
>Jon and Arianne will meet
Source?
Stannis best king and bestdaddyfu
>>70601163
He means JonCon, not Jon Snow
>>70601163
Arianne going to the Stormlands?
So if/when Tommen dies who actually is next in line to be Lord of the Seven Kingdoms, given that he would be the end of the Baratheon line?
>>70601136
The latter.
If he was loyal there'd be no reason to fuck up his whole life just to do something he'd already do.
>>70601163
Best Jon and Best girl Arianne will meet and will support best king Aegon VI
>>70601180
Margaery's son
![Game.of.Thrones.S06E06.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[(050534)02-55-20].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/lNx8098.jpg "Game.of.Thrones.S06E06.720p.HDTV.x264-AVS[(050534)02-55-20].jpg")
l m a o
he was afraid to ride a horse upstairs? what a fukin pussy
>>70600852
>>70600827
* MUNCH MUNCH *
Hm? A video? Well, I'd like a video on some FUCKING SALAD DRESSING. DO YOU LIKE SALAD DRESSING? I FUCKING LOVE MAYONNAISE, I AM FILLING MY MOUTH WITH RANCH AS IF IT WERE A FUCKING TEXAS RODEO, I AM SLURPING AND SLURPING AND SLURPING DOWN MORE OF THAT SALTY SALAD DRESSING AS I BRING LOTS AND LOTS OF FOOD DOWN MIE PIEHOLE
>>70600885
the D E S I G N A T E D one please
>>70601166
>Stannis's password for everything is "dadada"
>>70601072
>>70601115
>>70601001
Asha isnt a lesbian she bangs a guy
>>70601200
>>70601175
Thanks.
>>70601180
Stannis, and then his line.
post sweet girls
>>70601143
>wiki
They only mentioned the confirmed characters. Doesn't mean that those will be the only POVs.
>>70601220
Kinslayer fucking shit
>>70600875
Preston, pls.
>>70601200
>>70601216
>her cunt became the world
>her cunt became the world
>her cunt became the world
>>70601215
>>70601072
>>70600928
stop posting
>>70601244
>mfw 15 POVs in one book
No wonder it's taking him so long
The book is going to be 5 inches thick
Reminder the truede leaks are incomplete.
Bearloli gets flayed before the battle. It's Manderly who delivers the speech in Ep 10:
Have VFX source who works in major firm used by this series. This plot exists, different from the way you expect if you’ve read the books. Northern plot in episode 10. Northern Houses converge in Winterfell post battle. Express regret for not following Jon into battle. Big speech for fat Northern Lord where he struggles to kneel and calls Jon his King. Other Lords follow. Proclaimed King in the North and Jon Stark. In addition, (though less positive) told the shot from trailer where Littlefinger glances behind at something circling when someone comes into view, is Winterfell godswood. CGI stick used for the rear glance shot. Told CGI stick used for Ghost who encircles LF, and the face to face is with Jon. LF will make a big claim of knowledge he is in possession of to Jon. Wish to reiterate less positive this is accurate. VFX source did no work with this supposed scene. Second hand info.
>>70601143
Maybe Aeron will meet Sam in the Citadel?
I don't know, this doesn't make sense to me. What about Dany? She's supposed to sail for Westeros. Also what about Davos?
Reminder that this is how normies see the characters
>>70601241
>>70601231
>>70601202
Hilarious memes aside. Say you're the middle class of Game of Thrones in Kings Landing, and to you, you believe that Stannis is dead, Renly is dead and all heirs of Robert are dead. Who would you see as next in line?
>>70601206
I hate him so much. Disgusting ugly pseudo-intellectual sick pervert food-obsessed faggot hippie.
>>70601043
SHE'S NUBS
>>70601241
How many white walkers/Others do you think there are?
Gonna need more sweet girls f a m
>>70601289
Dany
Robert's great grandmother was a Targ so with all the Baratheons dead Dany is literally Tommen's heir.
Good morning /got/. I've lost all hope of pic related.
Post pics of unfulfilled hype.
>>70600970
Unella is just checking her out. Look at that lusty expression on her face.
And their masterplan is to get rid of granny, so she won't witness Margaery to go full lesbian.
>>70601211
wat
>>70601289
>feudal society
>middle class
>>70601206
>>70601317
You can see a bunch of little birds stabbing someone in one of the trailers
that scene is happening in some capacity, but they will probably fuck it up
>>70601289
I'd probably want to put a targ on the throne at this point, assuming I'm a peasant ignorant of how literally everything dany rules goes to shit.
>>70601228
UPDATE
WHEN
>>70601262
Danyfags can't accept that they're special snowflake isn't the rightful heir
Reminder that Aegon VI IS Rhaegar's true heir
NOT Dany
NOT Jon
>>70601012
About this scene - Marge reveals that she was just rusing, but so what? The plan to have Loras disinherited is still terrible. Why is Olenna satisfied?
>>70600934
PENO KINO
>>70601273
>>70601215
>>70601289
No one. They're gonna need a Great Council to determine this.
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Great_Council
>>70600948
>lets go kill them
Was actually good when Tyrion said it in S2.
>>70601385
There obviously is no such plan you imbecile
>>70600970
I'm always one step ahead, FLAFSH
>>70601346
it's gonna be Qyburn cause he's le evil guy while Varys is le funny will never do anything grayish meme partner to Tyrion
Reminder to pray for Edmure
>>70601284
Normies are ants?
>>70601437
It's Varys' little birds stabbing Grey Worm and Missandei, he will then join fakeDany :^)
>>70601372
literally anyone who has big army can be rightful king/queen
>>70601385
>say Loras will be disinherited
>bring him back to Highgarden upon his release
>make him heir again
What the fuck could the Sparrows do? Tyrells are unquestionably the strongest force in Westeros right now and once the Faith loses their bargaining chip they have no power over them
>>70601346
I don't think Varys has anything to do with it.
Maybe Varys will crossbow Qyburn one day.
>>70601476
>DABID
>>70601156
This. HS=HR is at least leddit tier.
>>70601143
Barristan, Victarion, Theon, JonCon, Cersei, Aeron will all die in Winds of Winter.
The cull begins
>>70601385
The plan is to eat out Unella until she agrees to lead a rebellion and kill High Sparrow.
>>70601180
High Sparrow
if arya lives it will have to be the stupidest plot twist in the history of any show ever
>>70601180
All of his uncles and legitimate cousins on his father's side are dead, so it would go to the mother's side successors.
So, Jaime. Just like GRRM originally intended in his first draft of the series.
>>70601284
Pretty accurate.
Varys Blackfire?
>>70601403
>>70601498
>tfw
i-i don't want Theon to die, lads
>>70601527
>implying jaquen (with a new face) won't rescue her and nurse her back to health as some kind of faceless """"""""'lesson"""""""""
>>70601200
This.
>>70601262
>>70601220
Danyfags FUCK OFF
WHERE'S MY PRESTON JACOBS BASHING THE SHOW VIDEO
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
What are the brotherhood doing in the vale?
>>70601284
>first few episodes
eh
>>70600576
Where is D+D=T?
>>70601527
You have no attention to detail.It ISN'T Arya
>>70600576
Gilbert Farwynd IS right to some degree though
>>70601280
Best Theory Coming through
After Jon Is crowned North King and rules the Riverlands as well, Dany comes over (a few seasons later) and starts her conquest of westeros while the North prepares for the War of Dawn.
Dany can't gain territory in the north because a) Winter fucks dothraki up and B) winter fucks dragons up, and hence Dany can't touch the north.
Jon - knowing that he can't beat the others/white walkers without the other kingdoms prepares a truce with Dany, a pact in which they get married and unite the kingdoms (a pact of Ice and Fire, which was supposed to be fulfilled by their great ancestors after Blackfyre). Jon surrenders the north and holds the line at the riverlands (gaining him the title "The King who Lost the North"). Dragons can fight, the westerosi lords unite and the war is won.
Whilst the audience will know Jon and Dany are related, they will never discover the truth because Bran will never see Jon or the rest of his family ever again.
>>70601368
Working on it. Any suggestions?
>>70601581
here
>>>/r/asoiaf
>>70601527
Arya plot is the dumbest one already (and the longest?), literally nothing has progressed in the last 3 seasons.
She IS gonna live. There's no fucking way they would drag this stupid shit on for so long and Arya just ends up dying to a meme.
>>70601561
lol no danyfag but even targshit is better than bastard targshit
![[Anilibria] Non Non Biyori [12] [1280x720] [Eladiel][(026383)01-21-33].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Dsq400L.jpg "[Anilibria] Non Non Biyori [12] [1280x720] [Eladiel][(026383)01-21-33].jpg")
>podrick dies next episode
please no
podrick is anime tier cutie
>>70601581
banned years ago
>>70601228
Should do one with the "reminder that this a show thread you bedwetters" guy.
>>70601372
Aegon is fake Blackfyre fuck.
>>70601612
Daeron II is a bastard and a race mixerTarg fucking shit
>>70601598
you forgot:
bran becomes a tree and 5 drunk soldiers cut him down and use him for firewood because: "its fookin' cold as cersei's pussy out here"
>>70601650
>>70601280
>Manderly delivers his famous speech AFTER the battle
BRAVO DABID
>>70601661
Better being a race mixer than a literal inbred retard. Incest is the only reason Robby's rebellion happened.
>>70601601
>First for Kinvara
>DABID
>Dual wielding Dayne
>Bedwetters autists
>Frogfu
What else?
>>70601284
>Jaime, kingslayer, handsome
>Tyrion, little person, your favourite character
NORMIES WHY!?
>>70601601
How could Dany, Stannis and Jon compete?
>>70601689
>W-we totally remembered
>I-it was just a ruse...
>>70600590
So Preston is always half wrong. Sounds about right.
>>70600576
>Dyson Sphere
Every time
>>70601601
>>70601284
>Theon is Ned's son
Thanks for confusing them further, dumb normieshit
>>70601689
Urghh
>>70601601
More frogfu bestfu
>>70601289
Middle class? I don't care, I'm just a merchant.
If I'm a minor noble, probably someone close to home that would reward me for support.
>>70601598
The title "The King who Lost the North" is already taken by Robb.
>>70601545
>>70601733
by not having a shit reboot, an awful remaster and fucking pachinkslots instead of a sequel
>>70601762
>Lives with Stark, but not a Stark
Are you blind?
Hi lads!
>>70601545
We need more of this mene
>>70601701
Definitely putting Kinvara on there. And the dual wielding debate was hilarious, went on for weeks and was the most autistic thing I've seen on here. Maybe the Dragons =/= wyverns thing? And vocaroo girl
>>70601731
/highgarden/
>>70601601
>FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>Stannis daddyfu autist
>Highgarden autist
>The Normies shill
>Prestonfags
>Azor Jon autist
>>70601601
more Stannis
>>70601601
Preston review when?
Any leaks?
Theon gets volcano cock
CLEGANEBOWL CONFIRMED
>>70601796
That description can also be applied to Jon.
And they have the child line linking Theon and Ned.
>>70601660
Nothing bad about Blackfyres (even if there's no proof Aegon is one, he might as well be any other Valyrian guy which Essos is full of)
>>70601228
>>70601601
Varys crossbow
>7 episodes in
>Euron's only had 2 scenes
>>70601284
>Mad King did something bad to Ned's sister
>Theon is Ned's son
Jesus christ, was the person who made this retarded?
>>70601809
Don't forget FROM THE DUSTY MESA and Jonsa.
I'm not sure if Yara is a lesbian. Hmm. Nope. I can't make the connection. I'll just have to see next episode.
>>70600734
Didn't the Blackfish train Jaime?
>>70601839
>not being able to read
>>70601844
No.
>>70601444
Reminder that the Mountain was innocent of that crime and Darry lied to Ned to start the war that would benefit Targs/Blackfyres.
>>70601809
Euronposting and (farts).
Greetings,
you are now a sworn bannerman of house Cozy, of the Comfy Isle.
Pledges of fealty will be accepted in the form of waifu pics. Let all true men declare their loyalties.
Wait, is it literally 'damp hair'?
I always read it as 'dam-fair'.
>>70601833
>he thought they were going to introduce a new main character
thinking about rereading all the books. ive only read them once.
by the time im done do you think fat-george will be done with WOW?
>>70601879
HEhehe
>guys its a faceless man pretending to be arya
ARYA'S FACE
IS NOT
ON
THE WALL
JESUS FUCK
>>70601871
Damp-hair, because his hair is always wet.
>>70601851
>Theon linked to Ned and Cat as if he was their son
Yeah, it says that, but the diagram is completely wrong.
>>70601883
wouldn't bet on it
>>70601809
Chaste pious Highgarden smirkfu queen is the correct meme
>>70601883
well depends on how fast you read. being REALLY positive, i think the book will be out at the end of this year.
>>70601560
>Arya kills waif
>The Kindly Man appears
>"The girl's trial is complete. The Faceless God would have his life one way or another, as the man said."
REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70601901
wow, that explains why faceless man could wear Arya's face before she goes blind
>>70601901
I hate the theory too, but when Kindly Jaqen 1.0 kills himself at the end of S5, one of the faces he wears is Arya's
>>70601920
Don't you mean hoegarden?
>>70601883
depends on how much of a fucking neet you are
>>70601598
Jon has no claim to the Riverlands, he is not Catelyn's son.
>>70601284
>Shitty Teen
Well, they got THAT right.
>>70601943
No
>>70600732
>>70600871
GRRM already confirmed that they aren't connected
http://www.westeros.org/Citadel/SSM/Category/C91/P60
>>70601901
A dead face is not needed by a skilled faceless man.This is actually stated in the books by the kindly man
Plus they already had someone use arya's appearance.
>>70600975
They fucked up the landing, doubt they'll make him better.
>no dragon horn
>no riches
>no great speech to convince ironborn to follow him
>just "MUH COK"
>>70601921
>being REALLY positive, i think the book will be out at the end of this year
there was a rumor last year around this time that it would come out at the end of 2015.
then the rumor was out at the same time as the new season.
since the show is now spoiling everthing i have a feeling grrm is going to take even longer as there's no incentive now.
>>70601933
>>70601936
Wait what?
Then what the fuck is the point of the wall?
They are clearly shown to be wearing literal, physical masks quite a few times so what the fuck, is that just a formality? Can they do both? This show is bad.
>>70601601
>Goys look at the Normies funny reaction
>Bedwetters fag
>X Fucking Shits
>RUSE CRUSE
>>70601990
George also said he's working hard on writing the next book.
