>>70534477
>>70536185
FIRST FOR EVERY FUCKING CHICKEN
>>70536185
:^)
26 years old
Death to all normies.
ay yo HOL up I SAY HOL THE FUCK UP.
if tommen supposedly kills himself like the leaks say,
WHO SITS THE THRONE?! WHO IS HIS FUCKING HEIR?
EXPLAIN THIS SHIT.
!!!!!!!!!!!!!
How it will play out.
The Arya that got stabbed is obviously Jagen and will die. We've seen him die and come back. Waif will report back to "Jagen" with a smirk on her face and tell him Arya is dead. Jaqen will say a girl did not keep her promise and stab her. Then removes a mask and it's Arya. Waif will say, shocked of course, you're dead... then Arya will say...............Not today!
Screencap this.
>>70536216
>that Littlefinger impression
>>70536235
i dont get the obsession.
she has a dude's face
Please let Jonsa still happen.
POO
Nth for Shireen
Is my boy Pod gonna die? ;_;
>>70536185
Reminder that the ironborn will need to find 100,000 trees to build their ships.
>>70536248
They are gonna have a great council to decide or they are gonna have a war
>>70536299
SHE'S DEAD
LONG LIVE STANNIS
>>70536273
And she can have this dude's dick
>>70536248
He might knock up Margaery before an heroing.
>>70536306
nah dude, it's bronn fucking with him.
>>70536248
>tommen kills himself
So, another kingslayer and kinslayer lannister
>>70536274
Wew lad two redheads in a row
Who else is hyped for some Franking?
>>70536248
Jaime fookin Lannister
D&D are following GRRM's original outline draft, except instead of a JonxAryaxTyrion love triangle, it's a JonxSansaxLittlefinger love triangle
>Season one
>show about political intrigue in medieval times
>Season six
>ice demons
>zombies
>giants
>dragons
>elves
>prophecies
>magic swords
>resurrection
>shapeshifting ninjas
>fucking TIME TRAVEL
>>70536216
STOP SHILLING THIS FUCKING SHIT
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>70536307
Yeah, hardwood from Euron's enormous cock
And he'll still have enough to spare
>>70536274
More interested in Stansa desu
I quit watching in season 3 because every episode felt like a formulaic "someones betrayed, someones killed, someones tortured", repeat ad infinitum. Is it worth getting back into?
I need more Lyanna Mormont
>>70536333
i sure am
>>70536216
Lynch yourself
>>70536357
who's this chubby fag?
>>70536343
>the theme playing when the hound discovers the seption's body is a darker version of the theme that plays when brienne swears loyalty to Catelyn
is this true?
nth for monford and stannis
Nth for Loli of the North
>>70536369
nah m8 it's only gotten worse.
THE OFFICIAL TIER LIST OF GAME OF THRONES MEN
Top-tier
>Tywin Lannister
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
>Sandor Clegane
>Stannis Baratheon
>Roose Bolton
High-tier
>Khal Drogo
>Jaime Lannister
>Davos Seaworth
>Brynden "Blackfish" Tully
>Theon Greyjoy
>Robb Stark
>Jorah Mormont
Good-tier
>Robert Baratheon
>Barristan Selmy
>Eddard "Ned" Stark
>Jon Snow
>Tyrion Lannister
>Jon "Greatjon" Umber
>Benjen Stark
>Varys
>Alliser Thorne
OK-tier
>Randyll Tarly
>Aemon Targaryen
>Tormund Giantsbane
>Bran Stark
>Mance Rayder
>Thoros of Myr
>Bronn
>Oberyn Martell
>Euron Greyjoy
>Gendry
>Karl Tanner
>Eddison Tollett
>Loras Tyrell
>Hodor
>Ramsay Bolton
>Renly Baratheon
>Grenn
>Pyp
Meh-tier
>Walder Frey
>Edmure Tully
>Podrick
>Grey Worm
>Joffrey Baratheon
>Gregor Clegane
>Samwell Tarly
>Qyburn
>High Sparrow
>Tommen Baratheon
>Lancel Lannister
Meme-tier
>Mace "Macefags" Tyrell
>Jaqen "Valar Morghulis" H'ghar
>"Too old"
>Ink mouth wizard
> ( farts )
Shit-tier
>Janos Slynt
>Robin "Sweetrobin" Arryn
>Olly
>Qarth nigger
>>70536357
His head is disproportionate to his neck kek
>>70536329
If Tormund's daughters take after their father and Melly's into it, Jon can have a harem.
>>70536274
christ she's ugly
brit genes baka
>>70536385
your mom
>>70536369
yes
I liked the Hound scenes but why were they building a sept in the middle of nowhere, at least have it next to a road or something
>>70536248
The High Sparrow, de facto. That's his endgame.
>>70536343
this ;_;
>>70536343
I'm glad they changed it up a bit.
>>70536248
Normally a great council would be called to decide who the next King should be
But if the Riverlands, North, Vale, Iron Islands, and Dorne are all in open revolt, and Cersei burns Kings Landing to the ground, then Kingdom will more likely cease to be a unified Kingdom anymore, unless Dany or Jon can change that
>>70536216
>those qt hindu feet
why all that Stannis hype?
WHAT IS THEON DOING??? WHY IS HE GONNA HELP OUT DANY?
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE HE SHOULD BE HELPING JON
>>70536363
Who's the Sta- part? Stannis?
>>70536216
they do a good job with the shitty intros. I barely remember when RLM went into that amount of effort.
>>70536317
underrated
>>70536436
They've mentioned Stannis every episode this season.
>>70536420
or how did they kill the whole fucking camp and hang the guy while the hound was so close just chopping woods
>>70536395
is this reddit?
>tfw you realize you are older than many of the main characters in GoT but haven't accomplished anything in life
Never going to game of thrones wiki again
>>70536248
Leaks?
>>70536274
REMINDER:LUNCHABLES
>This is the protective bubble of protection it can only protect one character from certain death in the next 3 episodes. They will survive anything so choose wisely
I choose based Blackfish
>>70536343
Its almost as if the whole fucking plot is about magic coming back
>>70536476
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>70536414
She's a 10/10 when she's broken though
>>70536343
>season one
>show about political intrigue in medieval times
oh you mean the season that opened with alien ice zombies and closed with dragons
>>70536273
nerds obsess over celebrities they feel they could feasibly bang irl
>>70536363
This could work
>it's a daenerys episode
>>70536323
>>70536306
Why does Bronn even want to kill Pod "The Rod" now?
>>70536489
I second the Blackfish.
Fuck the lannisters.
did the hound's power level go up or down?
>>70536489
STANNIS
>>70536489
Davos
>>70536436
he had a cameo this episode
>>70536399
She's Tywin in Loliform.
>>70536453
who else
What the fuck was her problem?
>>70536477
>tfw robb stark was leading an army while you were too scared to talk to girls during lunch
>>70536414
who's she with?
>>70536477
If you're older than book Sansa, get the fuck out of here, grandpa
>>70536258
and what's suppose to be the Jagen purpose disguising as Arya?
Also Jaqen can put some face but for sure he can't modified his height...
How exactly was the hound punished by the gods? Was it just a meme line?
>>70536383
Fuck
He didn't deserve this shit.
What the fuck
Pic unrelated
>>70536489
I choose the waif
>>70536531
red wedding cosplay
>you'll never be dominated and bullied by Lolly Lord of House Mormont
Why Even Live
Who is the Death Grips of westeros?
Is Rana single?
>>70536525
>you'll never be resurrected in loli body
>>70536539
her girlfriend
Anyone watch the new episode of the Normies? That Indian guy named Sewage did a really good Littlefinger impression. Still can't get over a poo in loo named Sewage
>>70536523
>Xs over the nipples
too lewd
>>70536533
>>tfw robb stark was leading an army while you were too scared to talk to girls during lunch
Yes and he wouldn't have been murdered if he was scared like us
>>70536557
Ask his wife and kids and all his friends.
Oh wait.
>>70536566
that girl was great
>>70536489
Lyanna Mormont. If they can have a woman sucking another woman's tit they can have Lyanna go into Davos' tent at night.
>>70536489
Pycelle
>>70536489
Rickonp-ples work, being a starkfag with Sansa in charge of Winterfell will be pure pain
>>70536557
the logic is that he's been punished with guilt and self-loathing. standard religious pseudopsychology.
>>70536531
I wonder the same, why not stab her in throat like any decent assassin would?
>>70536531
Arya or Bobcut Girl?
>>70536531
It was Jaqen.
The Waif is kill.
>>70536572
She's dating Nahid
>>70536510
>tfw you realise that's probably why the kid grows up to a failure retard of a leader
>>70536566
>Lolly
>>70536557
No more chickens
>>70536608
Northern fucking shits genocide best day of my life
>>70536522
this
>>70536531
Don't know. Arya has always been a bitch
>>70536489
>tfw can't bring her back
>>70536615
Coz she wanted her to suffer?
>>70536531
I'm honestly surprised Arya was stupid enough to just wander around unguarded when she ran away from a group of assassins who can pretend to be anyone.
>>70536523
srsly where did we see this guy before?
>>70536526
>Stannis
>alive to even get with Sansa
>Sansa
>fucking a loser like Stannis when she shitted on him this episode
Never
>>70536219
>>70536579
holy shit fuck off with your shilling
>>70536632
Doubt that. Liu Bei was already a retard.
>>70536557
>afraid of fire
>called dog for all his life
>forced to fight in shit wars that weren't his
>almost killed by his onw brother
>get's bitten
>defeated by feminism (nevermind he had an infection)
>drops down cliff, almost dies
poor hound :(
>>70536638
go give your children to some septon to fuck goddamn andal
There are people in this thread right now that think the Kindly man is Jaquen H'gar.
I honestly feel bad for D&D they have to pander to these retards.
>>70536258
How does this even work? Isn't the whole premise of the faceless men that they can wear the faces of the dead, those they have cut off themselves? How would Jaqen be masquerading with Arya's face?
>>70536543
People keep spouting this shit. Waif turned into jagen and was wearing her clothes. Faceless magic don't gotta splain shit.
>>70536531
>>70536533
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Um9rzGPE3Ug
>>70536579
when does he do his impression
i dont want to watch the whole episode
The thread is dark and full of shitposting
>>70536655
What a shit faceless woman she is
>>70536666
Quads confirm
>>70536489
Podrick "with a big dick that makes girls vaginas" Payne
He's so shit in the books but so based in the show.
>>70536531
She just did her duty eliminating TULLY FUCKING SHITS.
What character, that we haven't had yet, would you like to read a POV chapter of?
Personally, I think Ramsay could be interesting.
>>70536489
MACE THE ACE
>I CLAIM THE /got/ THRONE
> like theyre not going to make euron the new main villain
> like this whole "dany cruises to the finals against a weak eastern conference" will continue
> like he isnt going to blood magic those dragons away from her
> muh strong womyn leader destroyed by a literal warlock pirate
> yara dead
> theon reek'd
> gods killed
MFW
>>70536659
Arya was actually the assassin that was after her while she was pretending to be Arya herself. The assassin that was pretending to be the old woman was the Faceless Man pretending to be the assassin that was after Arya, and killed her because she should stop being such a stuck up bitch. Arya is fine and well somewhere else in the city.
>>70536665
Yeah how could Stannis ever hope to get with a big winner like Salsa.
Am I the only one that actually enjoyed the play scene?
>>70536579
>Indian guy named Sewage
How fitting.
>>70536717
Littlefinger. But I believe GRRM said no more PoV's. TWOW is going to be a bloodbath.
>>70536608
>Sansa
>in charge of Winterfell
Jon becomes King m8
>>70536531
pissed arya didnt give her them OYSTERS, CLAMS, OR KEKOLDS
If you were Robb, would you have fucked Talisa instead of Roslin?
any leaks yet nerds?
>>70536687
They don't have to pander to anyone, it's their fault that they do
There would be no confusion if they just got someone else to play the Kindly Man
>>70536531
It's No-one Arya tries to kill her personality, but Arya still fights. This waif girl was Arya all along.
Her two alter egos fighting and now it gets intense.
>>70536711
>dies the instant the knife slashes a centemeter into her neck
>>70536666
it's so weird seeing him with hair.
>>70536711
ayy that guy who cuts her throat
wasn't he at Riverrun
>>70536726
POO
>>70536690
Dnd fucked up but show canon show arya with her face and a corpse with her face in the same scene. Same for jagen.
>>70536698
Beginning of this video >>70536216
>>70536766
She looked so much better back then.
>I wonder if you're the worst person I've ever met.
Based Olenna
>>70536733
That makes no sense, the faceless man has no reason to even bother saving her life.
>>70536769
Of course.
I'd fuck Talisa daily.
In fact I'd make her my concubine.
Then I'd marry Roslin and fuck both of them.
Kings can have both wives and whores.
>>70536769
I would have fucked both. Talisa isn't even a noblewomen in the show so get her preggo with a bastard and then go marry Roslin.
>>70536766
Jon Snow can never rule. Even the She bear knows that.
>>70536769
I would fuck them both to be honest
>people are making fun of the loli's 62 good men
>forgetting that its like 62 Jeor Mormont
Jeor Mormont got stabbed in the back by a fully adult grown man and was about to kill that man with his bare hands
Unlike that 6'9" black guy who got stabbed by that litttle snek and fell immediately
>>70536736
>Salsa
>had a free army that could crush anything Ramsay throws at her
>now she has to spread her legs to get it back
>>70536630
w-what ;_;
>>70536216
dat bitch getting blacked while watching GoT
>>70536736
Salsa didn't lose at the Blackwater, get REKT by twenty good men, lose her entire army to Bolton shits and get her head chopped off.
She may not have his wins, but she doesn't have his huge losses
>>70536749
i liked the tits.
>>70536775
yes i am sure you would be able to run a marathon after having your throat slit just like in your video games and japanese animes
>>70536766
Jon is a Targ and should fuck off back to the Wall to deal with Others
>>70536769
No.
Especially since he's dead now.
He's a god damn idiot.
>>70536803
He wasn't saving her life, he was getting rid of a very annoying bitch because god knows life in that temple is already a pain in the ass as it is without a bob cut slut asking you time and again to kill Maisie Williams.
>>70536404
>Tywin Lannister
Killed by his son on the shitter, daddy issues like a little bitch
>Petyr "Littlefinger" Baelish
Overcompensating robot cucked by chad stark
>Sandor Clegane
Ugly as fuck steroid-rager with severe trauma
>Stannis Baratheon
Allows himself to be controlled like a puppet by a religious zealot
>Roose Bolton
Tried to play friendly catch with the rabid dog that is his son and got himself killed.
>yfw Lyanna marries Jon
Jon is a bitch that needs a ferocious loli like Lyanna "The Monokuma" Mormont
>>70536778
yeah, and the second guy(lame) is recasted.
>>70536632
>Liu Bei is celebrated as some hero of virtue
fucking male daenerys i swear.
Anyone else think this was the best ep in a while?
>>70536665
people told me the hound was dead
>>70536769
Yes but I wouldn't have married her
>>70536834
WHO DA FUKKKK UPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>70536770
>Old Nan bakes Ramsay into a meat pie then feeds him to Hodor
>Stannis comes back and has Melly Sanders turn Davos into a onion
>Ramsay and his 20 good men ride a dragon to the moon and rape the moon
>>70536819
She's from a highborn Volantene family
>>70536851
yep
http://www.tvguide.com/news/game-of-thrones-sansa-letter-littlefinger-blackfish/
>tv guide
>using reddit as a source
>>70536820
>>70536820
>he hasn't read the Truede leaks
>he doesn't know Lyanna supports the bastard being made King
>>70536831
>implying she will actually spread her legs and let LF hit it
>>70536828
let's be honest, if that little girl is that ferocious, imagine 62 grown, trained warriors.
they'd put ramsay's 20 good men to shame.
>>70536531
AAAAAHH SAVE ME SANDOR
>>70536216
>you'll never have a qt 3.14 Indian gf to cuddle on a beanbag chair with and watch GoT
Why even live?
>>70536802
So happy she's leaving King's Landing.
Was worried about her getting Mountain'd tbqh.
>>70536851
I think it was actually the worst episode in a while.
>>70536216
That intro is pretty gud
>>70536835
Exactly. She a nobody.
>>70536851
>Based Blackfish wreking Jaime
>No Dany
>The Hound
Yes.
>>70536802
Olenna is a hypocritical, ineffectual smug bitch full of herself just like Cersei. They both suffer from an oppressing case of penis envy.
>>70536404
>Robb and Theon over Varys...and pretty much everyone in the 'Good' list.
Reminder that there's absolutely no reason for Sansa to still keep the truth about the Vale army from Jon. Telling him would help things immensely. So unless she has an ulterior motive, she should fess up.
Even if she doesn't want to implicate herself with Littlefinger, she can sell it like 'my cousin Sweetrobin is in charge of the Vale army and is willing to help us.' FFS She is the worst. So many of Stark loyalists will die in vain because of her scheming.
>>70536842
If he wanted her dead he would've just killed her. He doesn't need some obtuse reason.
>>70536874
Yeah but she's in Westeros.
That's like being a Lord Commander of the Night's Watch stuck in the Dothraki Sea.
Amounts to nothing.
Can someone write a scene where Lyanna Mormont seduces Davos?
Jesus christ I can't believe they actually did this.
>>70536840
He doesn't know that, and the North doesn't know that.
He'll be made king and there's no takebacksies
>>70536851
yeah it kind of reminded me about how great the show was a long time ago
>>70536888
>tfw no dany
>the hound
>>70536909
how come?
>>70536733
wat
>>70536909
but delicious normie tears fuel me for the year
>hype it up to my house mates despite thinking its meh
>lick salty tears from their faces
Let's make this thread better. Post waif
Is House Mormont really so small they can only afford 62 man?
>>70536847
jon is a lucky man. he doesn't deserve half the women Lyanna allready is.
>>70536570
The Skagosi
>>70536862
Those people were retards, not even the Hound page on gameofthrones.com ever said Hound was dead.
and the Cleganebowl's been confirmed for years
>>70536924
The Many-Faced God works in strange ways.
>>70536905
iktfb
>>70536837
youve never seen someone get their throat slit have you. They bleed out and choke on their own blood for a good 5 minutes before dying
>>70536851
It was a pretty quiet episode but I loved it.
I'd say second best of the season (behind ep4)
>>70536489
Rickon
>>70536851
Honestly the season so far has been pretty fucking good. E1 was fucking mental but we've not seen Dorne since and I'm 100% OK with that. Dany's stuff has been shit, but when has Dany's stuff not been shit? Fucking remind me. The Kingsmoot/Euron stuff is laughably disappointing. Those are my only major gripes. Apart from that, I've been enjoying it immensely.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10410798/
How was the episode, lads?
>>70536927
Read anything by Rustle
>>70536909
But last ep was the worst one of the season with E2
>>70536914
Better a nobody than a massive loser like Stannis
What powers does house Mormont and house Blackfish have?
>>70536923
The entire situation makes no sense, just like last season
>>70536891
>implying she won't immediately spread her legs asking for forgiveness so Littlefinger saves her brother because she's retarded politically
>>70536959
quality over quantity
compare the Mormonts to the Freys
>>70536866
Maybe if you'd grown up with a bastard brother your Mum treated like shit you'd feel differently once she was up the stick. Just saying.
>>70536782
That entire scene was a fuckup. What was supposed to happen? Did someone die? Because there are two faceless men training Arya this season ('jaqen' and 'waif). Did the old Jaqen who answered the door to Arya actually die and the guy this season is a newer man just using Jaqen's face? Was the season 5 jaqen the same man Arya met in Harrenhal?
it's all a fuckup desu. How can Arya's face be in two places at the same time REEEE
are you telling me they are fucking ruining some of the best book stuff by making jaime a villain?
please stop
youre fucking missing the point dnd
>>70536185
DABID
>>70536776
>>70536927
Lyanna Mormont doesn't strike me as someone who seduces. she takes what she wants.
>>70537009
>House Mormont
Sixty two good bears.
>House Blackfish
Blackfish himself and supplies to last two years.
>>70536990
>we've not seen Dorne since
Feels fucking good man
>>70536992
Solid 8/10 best ep since the end of season 4.
Only issue was no broken man speech and no "You always disappoint Kingslayer"
>>70536990
>season so far has been good
DORNE. And that's probably the first out of fucking 30 reasons why this season is shit
>>70536927
Delete this
>>70536891
I didnt see anything about that in the leaks.
>>70537008
>show Stannis being a relevant figure
Pffffffffft.
>>70536959
They had more men, they all died or were injured in the War of the Five Kings and Red Wedding, hence why she said "fighting" men
>>70536216
Is Rana 10/10?
>>70536923
>trying to find sense in the actions of a Tully fucking shit bitch
She's just too proud and emotional to except help.
>>70537025
It further makes no sense as we see Jaquen peeling someone's face, this implies they have to peel a face before they can use it. So why does Arya still have a face? It's just completely nonsensical.
>>70536274
Jonsa will happen, it was predicted in hedge knight books during the tourney by its competitors.
Lyonel Baratheon
Leo Tyrell
Tybolt Lannister
Humfrey Hardyng
Prince Valarr Targaryen
There'll be a request from the vale area before she gets with jon. Be at east, Sansa nudes in the future come wedding night. Third times a charm.
>>70537047
Yeah, but Davos overpowered her and she fell in love. She has never had such feelings before so she feels a bit awkward and thus not as confident as she usually is.
Is the Faceless Man Stannis?
>>70536216
why isnt there a single white dude?
>>70537028
stop expecting bookstuff and enjoy the show for the fanfiction that it is and you'll find the show a lot better.
Is ShowJaime going to end up being BookJaime? No.
Is ShowJaime a badly written character? No. His story arc is done incredibly differently but it's still done well. Just don't expect Redemption Jaime and learn to enjoy Morally Gray Antivillain Jaime.
>>70536980
mate if you cut the carotid artery you'd black out in like 5 second
>Every northern house is aware Jon Snow is Lord Commander on the wall
>Lyanna Mormont and Robbett Glover do not call Jon a deserter and oathbreaker for warmongering
>no mention of him being some undead guy either or expressing disbelief
the eternal jew can't be stopped
>No one questions Jon leaving the NW
>No one talks about him being revived
Where Melly at?
can someone link me the live thread for the last episode? i want to see the reaction when based hound appeared
>>70537093
elaborate
>>70536216
>only 3 more normies episodes left
>>70536733
Well thank god for that.
>>70536404
>official
>it's all shit
I didn't vote on it.
>>70537093
ease*
>that scene with Theon and Yara apparently takes place in Volantis
>the Iron Islands is off the northern side of the West Coast of Westeros
>Volantis is in Essos
How did they get there so fast?
>>70537008
Is that how you justify your own miserable existence?
