Guys...? GUYS...? CLAP PLEASE!
haha - "JUST"
haha XD i like this "meme"
im gonna go post it on reddit. maybe people therer will be my friend
CLAP PLS
PLS CLAP
FIRST FOR YAAAAAAAY
JUST
>>70179254
Hello BBC shill
>your mothers g-string lmao
where the fuck is chris harris??
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdCYMvaUcrA
JUST FUCK MY TOP GEAR UP
>>70179254
dfvghjukl;lkjh
hotheadd
>>70179182
>455x256
dropped
/tv/ isn't that fast, we should wait until page 7~ before making a thread
Boys!!! Mmm!
>yfw this awful awful trainwreck
>>70179275
YAAAAAAAYYYY!!!
duh cahh went fru da puddull YAY
>>70179182
I want to die. The will to live is bleeding from me
Stupid Brits LMAO
>yfw
Can't wait for /tv/ to love this when everyone else slates it
Suspend!
SUSPEEEEND!
need a new thread, OP is an embarrassment
>expecting luggage space from a vehicle like this
HEh
Presenter power rankings
9001. Matt
9002. Sabine
POWER GAP
900000000000001. Chris
>this entire fucking show
>>70179182
Dude G string LMAO
HA HA
SEX JOKE
SO FAHNY
>escaping rocket-powered paparazzi
This might actually work desu
They need to drop Evans ASAP
>cfw
>stream
http://robssatellitetv.com/watch-bbc-2-live-online-stream-watch-uk-tv-free.htm
>replace top gear cast with all new trendy popular established "celebs"
>no one watches
>BBC still hasnt realised that people never watched TG for the cars, but for the bantz
>Matt LeBlanc taking about sex
We want the Mum Audience!
First 20 minutes: 5/10
Past 20 minutes: 8/10
Regular Top Gear: 8.6/10
Seems reasonable for a first episode. They should get up to normal standards very quickly as they develop more chemistry.
Sabine and Matt were the only things I expected to be good and even they're letting me down.
>The Guardian will defend this for being PC
This is fucking awful.
>>70179364
We all hate it you mong
>>70179358
haha Joey had a threesome in a car
top bantz
4th wall breaking!
>oh, they were supposed to cut that out
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA, COMEDIC GENIUS HAHAHAHAHHAA
Where is this segment being filmed?
>>70179341
>>70179182
this picture is such a terrible shop
Le Blanc is fine on his own.
He's like the James May of the group. It just doesn't work because he hasn't got good co-presenters to work with like May did
Joey's not bad, get Evans out and O'Leary in.
>Supposed to cut that out.....
END THIS
whatshisface dudebro persona is tiring already
Someone post some Danielle Sharp
>>70179427
0/10
>meet pete, basically a lizard with opposable thumbs
What
This is not edgy
This is what the BBC think is edgy
It's inoffensive edgy
And it's just shit
>>70179423
thanks mate
this isnt bad desu
>>70179427
>that awful ramsey/eisenberg section
>8/10
Do it /tv/, do it le epic lulz
>>70179430
>tfw no Ciri lookalike gf
>>70179427
>5/10
I bet you watch capeshit, you fucking queer.
It's absolute garbage, legitimately the worst show to air in recent history.
Fucking off yourself, you spastic twat.
reply to this post if you are watching episode 2
>>70179475
He doens't know that disrespecting liszards is a crime against Britain's Lizard queen
JUST
Why couldn't this show just cohost with LeBlanc and Ramsey?
>>70179424
>leblanc
>Evans
>trendy
Kek mate
![561381[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gISG2JR.jpg "561381[1].jpg")
Just tuned in, what is the show like? How was the studio section? Did they do the news?
CLAP GUYS
HOW LONG THIS RAPE IS?
>>70179462
>unironically using the term dudebro
>>>/r/shitredditsays
>>70179469
I did. Scroll up.
She seems legit cool too. Good taste in music.
Honestly Matt is the least shit part of all this.
>>70179507
SAVE US
>>70179420
KEK
>>70179511
They added dirt and ramps to the track
>YFW Top Gear UK fucking sucks
This is so much worse than I was expecting
AERIAL NOMAD VERSUS AERIAL ASSHOLES
>>70179511
Studio section was the worst thing i ever seen.
>This bit is actually ok
>Ariel nomad vs aerial asshole
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
no
matt would be good with some good co presenters
Can drones really fly this far?
is this the most overused track in top gear?
I mean, Snatch was a good film, but come on.
The editing just makes the bad acting and script even worse
>>70179505
>LeBlanc and Ramsey
Can they bully Eisensperg?
>>70179507
I can literally just imagine him laughing his ass off at this garbage.
>>70179505
Leblanc's horrible rigid delivery of these jokes makes me want him to crash like Hammond.
>saying "ASSHOLE" before the watershed
>>70179486
That part was absolutely on par with normal Top Gear, outside of the shrinking audience due to time issues.
>>70179517
>your mom jokes
>most fun i had with my clothes on lol
what would you call it?
>Escaping from paparazzis
GEE, HOW FUCKING ORIGINAL
JUST END IT ALL
they're trying to play it off as unscripted with the narration but it just isnt working
This is so awful
SNEAKY
SO
SNEAKY
Has Chris Harris done a review to save the day yet? He's the only person I like.
>>70179319
>americlaps
Am I the only one who thinks Matt's the worst part of this?
>>70179524
He doesn't work with Evans. He's too calm. He's like a large dog and some cocky little ADD little mexican dog running circles around him.
Matt needs to not do jokes.
>>70179507
>miss me yet?
I can't wait for the Amazon Gear to make a joke about this trainwreck.
>>70179542
Joey is good on his own, he actually has a personality.
Damn, I expected Joey to be good but this is terrible.
>>70179511
FUCKIGN TERRIBLE THE TRACK TO TEST CARS NOW IS A KIDS SHOW OF GIMMICKS, WATCHING FUNHOUSE HAD MORE SKILL AND TECHNIQUE
will not be watching this again 2bh
I wonder who the joke writer is?
>TWISTIES
They are literally copying even the way the old guys speak.
You guys should just rebrand top gear USA as top gear and rebroadcast those episodes in the UK
>>70179565
Hammond was a great contrast to James and Jeremy, and ofc he was exagerating his character. This is just terrible.
All that is important is that LeBlanc has fun
>>70179364
Kek. So true.
It's bad, not as bad as I thought. It's as forgettable as the filler episodes in the last show. The big budget better stuff will be a few episodes in. I'd say that's when to judge it.
>tfw no Perry Leblanc duo
They seriously need a third main presenter. It's too awkward with two people who aren't good friends already.
EVEN THE GUARDIAN FUCKING HATES IT
ITS DEAD LADS
>>70179588
>on par with normal top gear
Please remove yourself from the gene pool, retards like you are the reason why we have ISIS.
DUDE THE STIG LMAO
>literally toy story 1
>stig
oh shit, it's going to happen
>>70179542
>AERIAL ASSHOLES
did he really say assholes on the BBC ?
>>70179659
link
>this dialogue
viper lap >10/10
rest of episode >1/10
>>70179633
holy fucking shit.... Funhouse...
First ghostbusters then this what's next /tv/?
>>70179633
my sides
give me Chris Harris now
Based stig is based
This isn't too bad but who's the blond guy?
oh no
IT'S BACK!!
>>70179633
FORGOT ALL ABOUT THIS SHOW, MY NIGGA
so nice cars and photography/cinematography is all they have left lads.
we toy story now
>>70179524
True.
they should have got Alan Partridge to present this
I heard Chris Evans' voice for the first time, is he a fucking cartoon character? What the fuck
WHAT THE SHIT
DUDE! SOMETHING LICKED ME XDDDD
Oh fuck I HATE CHRIS EVANS SO FUCKING MUCH HE'S SUCH AN UTTER CUNT
Great segment.
>>70179427
>Regular Top Gear: 8.6/10
It hasn't been that high since the RR space shuttle episode. A few specials maybe
How come Clarkson, Hammond and May where better at delivering the scripted lines than genuine fucking actor LeBlanc?
Also, my God, Evans interacting with the whooping crowd is horrendous.
>audience claps at everything
BUT AMERICANS JUST DO THIS
Does Chris Evans keep saying 'le' in front of car names?
>>70179624
How is he worse than Evans?
>giving the stig agency
>and now back to the pain
>usa vs uk challenge
nice
GUARDIAN ADMITS DEFEAT
That LeBlanc solo segment was good desu
>BACK TO THE PAIN
Joey your on ball mate.
>>70179633
what did they have the car jumping over water or something?
>UK vs US again
STOP
h-how great was that?
pls clap
>Back to the Pain
>Also known as the rest of the show
>Cheeky cunt
This cuck is draining my energy by just speaking
>tfw work for BBC
>tfw got to put up with stick from everyone for this
even based qts fucking hate it
https://twitter.com/Kat99webb/status/737005912783761408
>how great was that
>>70179718
He's got a new show on Sky Atlantic starting tomorrow, should be good.
The Stig is the only one that works because he doesn't speak. This would be better if it was done in silence and presented by The Stig and his extended family.
>>70179747
Link?
Blackpool is such a shithole
>mayor of Blackpool
why?
>>70179738
Because it takes time, watch the first episodes of the old episodes to see the same thing
Do Brits want to constantly see this UK vs USA bullshit because I'm American and I do not.
>>70179477
What was edgy about the last one? Saying "oh cock" and calling Mexicans lazy?
Is that what you editors call edgy?
>>70179766
HAHA! Just imagine how WHACKY it will be when it's USA & UK vs. Germany! Just like le war!
>>70179787
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/live/2016/may/29/top-gear-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-launch-new-series-live
>>70179431
>https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/live/2016/may/29/top-gear-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-launch-new-series-live
THAT WAS GREAT GUYS, IT WAS BRILLIANT!!!! please
>>70179731
Thank you based Joey for bringing some classic american humour to this show XD
Evans is a massive shithouse
I hope this ginger cunt falls into the sea.
>>70179806
I don't either m8
>>70179738
Cause they had 10 years to do it?
>>70179680
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/live/2016/may/29/top-gear-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-launch-new-series-live
>BBC shills out in full force
>>70179806
Not really and it's a poor attempt a manufacturing bants.
>>70179680
I'm too lazy to archive this shit
https://www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio/live/2016/may/29/top-gear-chris-evans-and-matt-leblanc-launch-new-series-live
>>70179738
>actor Le Blanc
Yeah, I remember him from that baseball movie featuring a monkey who could pitch really good.
Who wrote these fucking jokes?
Based Lord Mayor of Blackpool
Why is that guy dressed like a purple faggot?
LOVE ME
LOVE ME.
>>70179738
Don't know
Top Gear was obviously scripted to fuck but it did it in such a way that it just workedI feel sorry for LeBlanc
>>70179806
No not at all. This is some pathetic attempt at banter and it falls completely flat.
>>70179806
Not really
yfw you remember the bolivia special. a magical piece of television that could be re watched time and time again. Then you see this shit
>>70179806
Na famalam
its improving desu
GIRLS CAN SET RECORDS TOO
>>70179806
BBC probably think it's safe, because we're allowed to make fun of Americans and Brits. So long as the Americans are white ones, anyway.
THE FUCK
I don't wanna watch it anymore. I wanted to sit the whole way through so that I could say that I saw it and therefore know that it's rubbish, but I'm so bored that I'm not even going to do that. Gonna go watch some red dwarf repeats.
>>70179806
No Brits and Americans shouldnt be fighting because the true enemy is Islam.
>>70179782
wat
link? I haven't heard anything about it and i'm his biggest fan
>>70179881
Who's this spunk monk?
Why the fuck did they put a yank in.
This is awful
>>70179881
Burma, Vietnam and North Pole are the GOAT episodes.
>>70179886
Evans
Oh look, another great segment.
It was just a slow start.
>>70179881
Thanks for reminding me about the specials, gonna watch those right now instead of this trash.
>>70179664
He's right though.
You forget the last Top Gear was full of shitty segments, you're looking at it with rose-tinted specs.
>I love this guy
LOL Xd
>tfw Chris won't cheat to win
Doesn't understand Britain.
I was at the filming for this, didn't want to give spoilers away so all my previous comments have been about logistics.
Will add little titbits as they come.
-The catering line was planted, the person who shouted that out wasn't a member of the audience but a production member.
-This "we got custody scene" was repeated about ten times because the jokes kept falling flat. And only filmed with Chris Evans......this scene was refilmed at the second episode!
-The Matt LeBlanc introduction to the USA vs UK challenged has also been refilmed at a later date, on our day he filmed it only twice but both times walking along the balcony. I am guessing that the producers weren't happy with the filming we did on the first day, and refilmed certain parts the next week alongside filming the second episode.
-Gordon didn't actually remember the correct name for his Ferrari, so he had to be corrected.
-They've cut out a lot of Jesse's interview, they talked a bit about Batman vs Superman and the level of applause from us in the audience barely registered on the British politeness scale. I was rolling my eyes a lot when Jesse was talking about what a hero Woody Allen is.
>>70179780
>Essex
>17
>Photography & Art
Ahh yes, what great prospects
>>70179925
He's the best part of it so far, besides the usual camera work and editing
>>70179916
Watch a top gear special
I recommend the israel one.
>Never before on top gear has so much effort produced so little movement.
I really fucking hope this Yank vs Brit thing isn't a running gag.
This is a bit of a role-reversal. LeBlanc is really laid back and has quite a dry, subtle sense of humour. Which is typically British. Whereas Chris Evans thinks being as loud and obnoxious is funny which is a stereotype of Americans.
>American football team
>What kind of TV series do you want senpai?
>>70179916
So what is it?
What happened? I lost interest and started having a want to that girl people keep posting.
Imagine how bad it will be if these clowns also attempt to copy the country specials from old TG
COME ON BOYS
>cucknited cuckdom gets cucked on ritsown television
>>70179961
His voice overs are painful
joey sounds sick
>drag queens
OHMY GOD DELUSIONAL TRANS DEFENCE FORCE WARRIORS INBOUND!!!
MATTS VOICE IS SO BLAND
THE CHALLENGES ARE SO BORING
I DONT CARE WHAT HAPPENS
DUDE DRAG LMAO
They should have had the muslim man represent Britain in this USA v Britain shite, you had all the advantage BBC and fucked it up.
>Never before on top gear has so much effort produced so little movement
Sums up the new series
>can i go
Lol
>>70179975
Only joking!
>>70179950
Original Top Gear had chemistry and funny banter.
This has neither.
>>70179921
kys for not knowing Alizée
Seriously though how on earth did Chris Evans get this job? Near enough everyone I know fucking hate him.
>>70179975
A white hole
>>70180010
kek
>>70179182
WE GOT CUSTODY!!! WE GOT CUSTODY!!!
poor Stig ;(
literally faggot show
KEK
KEK
KEK
matt sounds sleepy
>>15161903
I was a little kid in the 90s,so I never lived through Evans' heyday
Was he actually so funny and good that this seemed like a good idea to the producers?
>>70179927
the Deep South was better than all of those, and the Indian episode had probably the best moment in the show's history
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XZlY_YtUjuc
>this """"" challenge"""""""
>Evan's fucking laugh and fake acting
>men in drag
FUCK IT I'M OUT NO MORE
>>70179956
>I was rolling my eyes a lot when Jesse was talking about what a hero Woody Allen is.
That's a pretty random thing to say. What was the context?
I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS TRANSPHOBIA WTF BBC
>>70179967
Very true.
>>70179920
It's called Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle, on tomorrow at 10pm on Sky Atlantic, it's about the north/south divide, should be top.
>English men playing Grid Iron and chanting USA
That's just not cricket, lads.
This feels a big Hollywood movies direct to dvd sequel.
>>70179881
>comparing once in a blue moon big budget specials to the first episode of a new series
Lel.
OH NOOO
COME ONNNN
OH NOOO
>>70179956
>-The catering line was planted, the person who shouted that out wasn't a member of the audience but a production member.
please just make it stop already
Brits cucked XD
