Chaosh Edition
>>70132417
>>70134780
Waifus, mostly
I know being negative is a common meme in these threads, but I really love the show despite all of it's flaws and I love you guys also. These threads are one of the reasons I get out of bed and I love all of you! <3
>>70134780
your mom
>>70134744
>This can't be happening! I'm in charge here!
>not a roach edition
Approved
>>70134780
How good must it feel to touch Sansa's butt for example.
Quentyn IS alive.
>>70134796
>implying they want to pick up that line again now that Tyrion is just the "guy who drinks and knows things"
Nth for Val the best wildling
>>70134818
what a faggot
OP is following the pattern
>>70129338
He'll make as many threads as possible to get us banned again
>>70134852
Look at the top of her head
>>70134857
Preston pls go
>>70134852
Young or older Sansa?
>>70134863
Literally who?
Need more Stannis in this.
>>70134852
I want to fuck her in that position?
>it's a dany episode
based
BUT YOUR, YOU'LL NEVER MAKE IT-
>>70134903
>t. showfag
>>70134935
That was not intended to be a question.
>>70134818
kys, shit taste frogfag
Why are the new episodes so shit? This entire seasons has not had ONE good episode.
>>70134932
>Need more Stannis in this.
Where is Stannis currently in the books? Like what location is he at when the finale book ended?
>mfw reporting each and every post
Ha HA! Hey, guise! I just wanted to be a part of this fahhhhbulous 57th Game of Thrones thread, this week! It's, like, the fun that, like, just keeps on GIVING!!!11!!!1
Where are all my GOTBROS at? High faivehs! I like, soooooo love that dragon chick and all the swords and naked bums and stuff lolol XD I'm so KOOKY ha HA!1
Guise you wanna watch the next one with me and we can cheer as the patriarrrchy gets smashediddlyashed by the dragonlady and all the girls (gurlpowah!) show how stronk they are? Ha ha oh MAN I'm high on LIFE!11!1 XD rofl ^_^
>>70134969
best taste
>>70133876
>>70133876
early posting or not. there is already a thread.
dont get us banned faggot . report this thread.
>>70135036
+1 upvote
>>70134951
NOOWWW
>>70134744
Nth for best character: Drogo
>>70135019
He is close to Winterfell
>>70135019
in the North, not too far from Winterfell, preparing to assfuck the boltons
>>70135036
I... just... Why the fuck do you exist?
What are your toughts on our new bestposters?
>Lyanna posters
>Promise me, Ned posters
>Ozge poster
>kaya poster
>maisie look alike poster
>Radmure poster
>Mace poster
>Bradamante poster
>Bobby B poster
>DABID poster
>High Sparrow CHAOSH poster
>Cordfy fu poster
>Promise me, Loras poster
>>70135060
Fuck off.
I'm not supporting early threads.
that's the kind of faggotry jonautist and marcus, the autists who got /got/ banned, practiced
>>70135087
>in the North, not too far from Winterfell, preparing to assfuck the boltons
I can't wait for the real battle of Winterfell in the books. I seriously can't fucking wait.
>>70134951
what was this?
I want clegane bowl and I want it NOW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-MWFLk6-SFs
>>70135089
Maceposters and Bobbyposters are BEST posters.
first for maisie
>>70135107
but you are supporting thread wars, the kind of faggotry jonautist and marcus practiced
>>70135113
He's still going to have to lose though.
>>70135089
what about frogfu and euronfags?
>>70135089
>High Sparrow CHAOSH poster
The only legit best poster
>>70135019
...And seems like he's gonna let burn someone.
>>70135124
her attempts at being sexy are just embarrassing
>>70135089
> cordyfu
>>70135113
I guess we're getting it on episode 9, just with Jon instead of Stannis which is so fucking stupid, since Stannis is 10x more intresting than Jon
GRRM BTFO
http://www.vox.com/2016/5/27/11787534/game-of-thrones-show-better-than-books-spoilers
>>70135124
most beautiful girl in the seven continents
>>70135107
>wont support thread wars because thats what marcus and jonautist did
>proceeds to create multiple threads, exactly what marcus and jonautist did
are you fucking retarded?
>>70135128
>implying he won't win using the night lamp strategy
>>70135128
>He's still going to have to lose though.
Don't say that. D&D are just making shit up, right guys? Rightttttt?
SCREENCAP THIS
before we even reach 250 posts or the bump limit, some faggot, (OP of both threads) will create another
So how will the Dorne plot end?
When will we see Sand Snakes again?
>>70135159
>Vox
Literally numale as fuck
>>70135181
Benioff and Weiss know the true course of ASOIAF thanks to GRRM. Stannis is a dead end.
>>70135211
bold claim
>>70135212
>So how will the Dorne plot end?
Drone allies with Greyjoys, team CIA, Starks, and Dany and wreck Lannister and Tyrell shits.
The actor who played young Eddard will appear in two more episodes, according to the actor list for each episode, it will be on 6 and 10.
We can assume that the scene in the 10th episode will be the ToJ reveal, as a continuation of the first part.
But what will be scene of the 6th episode?
You can see in the trailers, briefly, a shadow on the wall, where someone stabs another person, and the stabbed person has something that looks like a crown.
It's likely that Bran will have a vision of young Jaime killing the Mad King, and young Eddard arriving to see him sitting in the Iron Throne(some leakfag said that it will appear next episode, which may just be the truth).
But we already know that Jaime killed Aerys, the reason why he did it, and how Eddard found him in the throne room. Even in the show it's explained very well. So why would they show this scene in a vision?
Foreshadowing, that's why. The same scene will appear in the last episodes in the season, except Jaime will be stabbing Cersei instead.
It's a common theory that Cersei will go mad and try to burn the city with wildfire, and just like the Mad King, she will be killed by Jaime to save the city. If this goes according to what I said, it's VERY likely this will happen this season
>>70135191
btfo
post cosplay Khaleesis that are hotter than the show Khaleesi
Lord Stark.
>>70135128
Just like Baristan Selmy died from Sons of Harpy and Doran Martel was killed by greedy bitch?
>>70135127
>>70135171
That anon started this with his own autistic faggotry in making an early thread to his fucking waifu and including no backlink. I made my thread properly after bump limit, unlike Marcus and Jonautist.
>>70135191
Fuck off
>other thread gets deleted
inb4 autism storm
>>70134818
<3 you too.
>s7e10
>jaime walks into a room
>talking with cersei
>jaimie stabs her
>she looks at him and dies
>he pulls off his face
>its arya
>>70135089
nightkingposters underrated phamalam
>>70135249
>mfw
>>70135262
i wish you best in whats worst has to come
>>70135266
you are autist as other OP .
faggit
>>70135115
ANSWER ME
>>70135227
We don't know that, D&D hate Stannis with a passion and decided to kill him as soon as possible
In the books if he dies it's gonna make sense, not the shit we got in the show
That is valid for all the other characters that died too
>live in Tolerance Zone #65
>be nu-trans fourth trimester transsensual Angst Profile ZETA-8 genderqueer pseudo-dyke reformed lesbiophilic heteromollusc
>see cis thin white male at the zoo
>ask "mommies, what's that?"
>they don't know
>Genderless Polyamorous Parental Unit #2 takes me into a Safe Zone and engages the Feelings Shield
>tells me that it is a monster from the beforetime
>tells me not to be scared, because the monsters' penisocracy was smashed by the forces of the LBJQGTA5 Coalition in the Patriarchy Wars
>start to cry
>s/he opens his and/or her rainbow mesh vest and retrieves an estrogen pill to cheer me up
>feeling the calming femininity wash over me
>s/he tells me that the monsters aren't allowed to hurt anyone anymore, only to work, to support our glorious society
>throw Privilege Peanuts at him
>everyone laughs
>take some soma
>go home and read some consensus-approved feelings-safe literature
>I'm the target-demographic for the television series Game of Thrones
>mfw
>>70134966
Ths thread is about the show you faggot
OUT!
>>70135226
fine here's the best quote so you don't have to click it
>This problem was worse in the books. A Feast for Crows, the fourth book, sidelines key characters entirely and does little to advance the plot. Both it and the fifth book, A Dance With Dragons, are fundamentally boring in a way the show never has been. It's notable that the most memorable part of season five was Jon's battle with the White Walkers at Hardhome — an event the show's writers made up out of whole cloth.
>>70134818
everyone here hates you
>>70135036
autism
>>70135147
>>70135306
softhome
>>70135265
It won't literally be the same but the outcome will be.
Selmy, Doran, and Stannis are done making any meaningful contributions to the story
>>70135255
>>70135060
>>70135191
>>70135293
Chaos reigns supreme you faggot.
Now fuck off my /got/
This thread would be way more 100 if we could use emojis
>>70135089
>High Sparrow CHAOSH poster
You mean the CHAOSH Crew/Big Three?
>>70135275
holy fuck, so this is 100% happening right?
Ok /got/, what was the actual worst line in the series so far?
>your sister
>who said anything about...him?
>the dwarf lives until we find a COCK merchant
>I'm going to break the wheel
>Olly, bring me my sword
>bad pussy
>let's go murder them!
>>70135313
>t. newfag
>>70135355
>promise me, ned
>>70135335
nope
>>70135211
They must be newfag
>>70135355
Oh, I forgot
>greedy bitch
what happened
promise me ned
>>70135321
not her
>>70135314
This is literally why the show is so shit now.
Book 4 had the most character development of the series.
If you cut out the character building, the action has no meaning.
It's just Sand Sneks.
>>70135276
>That one nightkingposter who made like 12 OCs in one thread last week
Truly under-appreciated, best posters.
>>70135314
by the title of the article and by your quote I can tell that whoever wrote it is a retard
>>70135307
>In the books if he dies it's gonna make sense,
He'll die, after landing his sword into the Night King's heart.
>>70135335
>>70135255
will she ever ride drogon again? hopefully it looks a little better than last time but honestly its never going to look right because people riding dragons is so foreign
>>70135332
thanks, dont remember that part at all
>>70134863
She's the worst female wildling after that one warged by Sixskins, she literally doesn't have a single positive thing going for her...
>she's describe as beautiful tho
OMG PERFECT 10/10 WAIFU HAVE MY BABIES.
Val is shit. Everything she does or says is shit.
If she was described as ugly literally no one would ever talk about her at all.
>>70135393
t*rkroach shit begone
>>70135355
>the dwarf lives until we find a COCK merchant
This and "They know this land better than we ever will" both get a lot of shit, both have parallels in the books.
>>70135393
>no backlink
>waifu OP, no matter if its got related
I'm all for ozge posting, but dont spam that shit
>literally best girl
>least amount of screen time
literally still pissed bros
>>70135321
things i would do..................
>>70135278
I loathe Jews but their women make my dick hard as fuck.
>>70135355
>we are not men
>>70135355
Bad Poosay wins for literal worst.
Let's Go Murder Them wins for character assassination
>>70135089
REMINDER high sparrow CHAOSH poster is merely a product of CHAOSH CREW posters; get your shit right
>>70135089
>>>Promise me, Loras poster
>new
I've been on /got/ since season 2 tho
>>70135355
tough choice, all of them are bad, but I put my vote on Dany since her fucking stupid smug face when she says retarded lines like "wheel" or one during Khals meeting
>>70135142
>>70135349
TEAM CHAOSH CONFIRMED
>>70135438
>>70135089
DABID and Brad are shit
Ozge, Mace, Radmure, Bobby B and Promise Me... are most welcome
NK poster is underrated
>>70135314
That guy should have done the FeastDance reread, the problem he's pointing to is real but FeastDance solves it.
I just want the Lyanna scene to come out already so that the Ozge and Kaya posters get completely BTFO when neither of their waifus was cast as her so they can stop posting for good
>>70135438
>>70135417
>> /pol ->
>>70135355
you forgoto
>fooking legend
and
>KRUNK KRUNK KRUNK
>>70135459
cant blame him, all I remember during Season 4-5 is stannis posting
>>70133650
anybody know who this is?
>>70135415
tell me why you find her so shit then
>>70135405
here is hope
>>70135314
"boring" isn't the worst thing a show/book can be.
I'd reread all of the Dorne boring plot over watching show Dorne's retardation.
Brienne slow story where nothing happens because you know from the start she won't find sansa is a million times better than having her teleport everywhere and kill everyone. The characterization is worth it.
This article is obviously written by a NOT ENOUGH SPLOSIONS! retard, and so are you.
>>70135479
ahmed plz
>>70135307
>D&D hate Stannis with a passion
That's Stannisfag exaggeration. They give Stannis some decent scenes like the one with Davos in prison or that moment with Shireen.
Stannis in the books isn't going to amount to shit. He's gonna get BTFO by the Boltons and Freys; then Shireen gets burned. The showrunners have limited time so they just condensed everything.
It'd be nice if episodes of Game of Thrones featured subliminal messages, informing viewers to kill themselves
>>70135474
>>70135478
>>70135249
Fuck me the got boys said grrm gave them 3 big suprises before they started s6 shooting. One was. Jon coming back to life and the other was hordor names. The third one won't be until the season finale and I thought it might be Aegon showing up with golden company but I guess it's gonna show Jon mom
Also is it possible that Aegon has a huge part in the books but never shows in the show? Some kind of twist that he is to ride one of the dragons
>>70135438
snagglest tooth, least amount of screentime
>I'm
>SO
>Sorry
What did he mean by this?
>>>/sp/67917580
>>>/sp/67917580
>>>/sp/67917580
>>70135489
You mean marcusposting and jonautism
>>70135139
Frogfu has been here since season 3.
I'm sure mace will be here forever too, even if he dies. Mace is a god.
>>70135321
The things I would do if that was a boy...
FROM THE DUSTY MESA
>>70135461
>I put my vote on Dany since her fucking stupid smug face when she says retarded lines like "wheel" or one during Khals meeting
They also have a "bad ass" audio cue whenever she does the smirk.
https://youtu.be/El3qnyJwGyk?t=2m52s
It's like the sound from Lost and it happens every time she does something "cool"
>>70135537
>implying theyre not the same guy
>>70135321
whats her name/tumblr again?
>>70135525
Doctor Sansa, I'm sorry, eh?
>>70135533
KEK
>>70135545
THE FIRE RISES
>>70135518
i think you misinterpreted that... they said 3 till the end of the series, not the season. you wont get the last one till the final couple eps of the series
literally only one more wow moment till the end of the show
enjoy
>>70135514
>>70135508
Maybe it's exaggeration but they did say they would prefer Renly as king, they clearly made him a different character
has next episode been leaked yet
who /sp/ here
>>70135321
I-is thatAshley?
Do the writers ever get tired of the cock jokes?
IM SO FUCKIN MAD ABOUT STANNIS, ITS LIKE D&D MADE HIM A WORTHLESS CHARACTER WHO CONTRIBUTED NOTHING TO THE STORY AT ALL. GRRM BETTER MAKE THE ADULT 900+ ANIME SOON.
Thanks based Bobby
>>70134863
>>70134969
>>70135318
Sure its not the bitterness talking?
furthest traveled characters in the shows, marwyn the mage has not been mentioned in the TV series so he was excluded
daenarys is just jorah-lite, and the adventures of oberyn martell and daario naharys are too vague
>>70135565
Maisie Williams.
I don't think she has a tumblr tho
>>70135499
people don't like Brienne in AFFC but her last few chapters are some of the best
Also in the show she literally spent all of season 5 doing nothing until the final episode, this season she didn't do shit either
Sam Tarly vs Sam Gamgee
Who wins?
>>70135612
Ashley J?no
Is it safe to meme here?
>>70135601
>Maybe it's exaggeration but they did say they would prefer Renly as king
Anybody who's not an idiot would prefer Renly as king. Stannis literally wanted to ban brothels and shit. Shit kingand oathbreaker, kinslayer and failed general.
Rowing rowing
>>70135355
>>the dwarf lives until we find a COCK merchant
>not best line
fuck you
Who /asoiaf/ here? I miss posting with bookfags back in season 1
>>70135637
step up your game anon
youre trolling skills are amateurish at best
posting ugly girls making faces is like 2010 tier junior varsity shit
>>70135441
Yeah, she even missed the point of the thing, its not like she was making a point, about how she was looking out for Missandei now, she was actually missing the point of Gurms classic line.
>>70134852
someone told me theres an album of her being a slag like this anyone have a link?
even though writing is pretty shit this season , im still excited cause its literally the season shit happens.
i remember all those boring brienne and whatevercalledfuckboi riding on horse edition
also mountain and arya edition as well
its better for worse.
>>70135652
Yes, and damn.
chaosh crew creator here, if you haven't accepted NK, CIA and BERNIE as your top 3 characters, then FUCK OFF
>>70135249
Please no.
Young Eddard was so fucking ugly and such a poor actor. Most disappointing shit of the season aside from Euron
>>70135640
We have no idea where Euron has been in the show.
All they say is that he was sailing far away for a long time
Top 3 swordsmen currently alive on the show
1. Loras
2. Sandor
3. Jon?!?!I am surprised myself, but no one else is left and he did good against the Thenn
>>70135685
Here m8
Imagine being Arthur Dayne, Sword of the Morning, Lord of Starfall, Sworn Brother of the Kingsguard, wielder of Dawn, most feared knight in all of Westeros and the greatest swordsman in the world.And you get stabbed in the back by someone you thought you already killed, then slashed in the face by a Northern faggot pussyfart who you just tooled 1v1. I demand justice for House Dayne.
>>70135652
faggot hairline.
>>70135673
lol ss abondonned plot lines haha gendry should take up 5 minutes an episode so I can compain about it.
>>70135637
fuck off with your frogfaggotry
frogface would be disgusted by you
>>70135706
Based
Is Sandor Clegane the most underrated Swordsman in both the Show and the books?
Jaime admitted that Sandor could have taken him, I think that Sandor is always overlooked because he is not a knight and is always seen as a thug
>>70135719
Sandor Clegane
unironically Brienne
>>70135737
salty
>>70135668
>dabid
>>70135355
>It's a good thing you're not a boy anymore...
>Because you have no cock XD
>If I didn't have a cock I'd drink all the time... XD
>>70135668
>Renly
>Good king
He was worst of 3, mere puppet of Tyrels, while Stannis could be best king in 100 or more years
>>70135692
I'd also be interested in this.
>>70135393
you should have made a show related OP, mate, doesn't matter if Ozge is confirmed, its still rumor at this point
>>70135740
Gendry was fun
>>70135725
>loyal to his liege
>keeping his oath until the end
>schooled a bunch of norhtern savages
>stabbed in the back
>memory soiled forever cuz Ned was a faggot and never admitted the shameful truth
>>70135766
He has more skill than his brother, but is more a brawler than an artist with the sword. As in Barristan, Dayne, Jaime, etc.
>>70135725
How would Meera vs Arthur Dayne go?
WHAT I LACK IN HEIGHT, I MAKE UP FOR IN APPETITE
>>70135089
Bobbyposting is second only to Gendryposting.
>>70135719
Bronn
>>70135355
>he must pay the Iron price
I will never get over this
>>70135778
What's with Tyrion literally becoming le funny dwarf memester this season?
>>70135725
>can't fight off a low level ganker with a spear and no shield and a bowing faggot with a greatsword
He deserved it.
>>70135157
yeah in the show, in the books jon is actually an interesting character not just a fuckboy
>>70135822
literally perfect
>>70135780
>Stannis could be best king in 100 or more years
holy fuck are Stannisfags really this deluded?
Stannis's closest comparison is Maegor the Cruel
>>70135822
Those are some nice titties.
>>70135822
I want to suck on those.
>>70135725
>Doesn't know whether he killed someone or not
>Good swordsman
Pick one.
>>70135846
Bronn isliterallyyour run of the mill sellsword.
I like him as a character, he is a total BROnn, but can;t be in the top swordsmen in the world.
>>70134871
>>70135089
New and improved
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334832
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334832
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334832
http://www.strawpoll.me/10334832
>>70135862
It's because D&D are idiots who think making dick jokes is what wits are.
>>70135766
He's not underrated as a swordsman, he's probably below in skill than all the famous ones.
It just happens that his strength and physique gives him an edge over them and that's why he's evenly matched to some of them.
I think his fights in the show are pretty well done because they reflect that (the same goes for the Mountain) he has skill, but most of the times he ends up outclassed but pulls through with sheer strength.
And besides, Jaime is a jobber.
>>70135719
Bronn is the best swordsman I think if the fight was only for hisown life and not in an arena or ring, because he will only get into fights he can win. Sandor isn't officially alive until episode 7. Jon has always been one of the best swordsmen, he is stately better than Robb, who is a proven military leader. And Loras is beaten by Brienne in the second season, though she doesn't beat him with a sword, she overpowers his twink ass.
>>70135822
isnt her tit nipple area is so big? i mean is that cancer or something
Why is Jaime and Kevan in the same family as Tyrion, Tywin, and Titos?
At least the Targarean names or the Stark names have clear styles to them.
>>70135879
Stannis has no common sense. CIA or Varys would play him like a fool
>>70135780
>He was worst of 3, mere puppet of Tyrels
Why is that bad? Tyrells have their shit together and won't do dumbfuck shit like abetting fire-magic heresy and banning brothels.
>Stannis could be best king in 100 or more years
Shit king. No flex, no diplomatic ability, no sense of joy or happiness. Also, oathbreaker, kinslayer and failed general.
>>70135523
Say that about my motha once more and I will not hesitate to bare my Valyrian Steel.
>>70135275
so how would jaime die, then? i was under the impression that the only faces that can be used by the faceless men are those of people who have died.
Somebody make a new thread before I piss myself.
Walder will you please hold the DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>70135862
Tyrion's always been a smartass, it's just his character's getting old.
It's like NPH in HIMYM. It's not that his character got worse after the first few seasons, it's just he got old.
>>70135953
I didn't know leading armies makes you a good swrodsman... idiot
>>70135867
He had all seven of those savages beat, but Howland and Ned decided their lives were worth more than their honour.
>kept his oath
>fought honourably
>probably slayed mad highborn pussy with Oberyn
>was stabbed in the back
JUSTICE FOR DAYNE.
It'll be interesting seeing Jon interact with the Mormonts.
Wonder if they'll talk about Jon having their family's sword. Likely they'll at least mention that if Jeor trusted Jon enough to give him Longclaw, then they can trust Jon too
>>70136004
>>70135879
>missing the point of Stannis
Stannis wouldn't let anyone play him like a fool because he would do what seems just to him.
He's iron, he doesn't bend.
Will you take the North for me, anon?
>>70135725
>people think some northern pleb defeated you in 1v1
Worst part.
......Leaks when....?
why is the high sparrow so based? he's literally not afraid of anything
>>70136083
Ill take it all.
reminder
https://youtu.be/hjvBiJa12sg
>>70135966
There are many J names like Jason and -evan names like Draven, in the Lannisters as well.
>>70136106 he is islamist
>>70135725
Eh, the Starks are pretty ok dudes m8,
brought Dawn back to Starfall and all.
Lord Dayne's son Edric even got his nickname "Ned".
>>70134818
Ilove you toosenpai.
>>70136067
>he can't even defend himself against a backstabbing manlet
>greatest swordsman ever
haha what a faggot
>>70136052
not true, rewatch season 1-3 he's so much better. D&D just dont actually understand the characters
>>70136074
Justice is subjective, and can be swayed. It was written that Stannis was torn over whether to support his brother or his king when Robert rebelled against Aeres. He ultimately decided family was more important, but it shows he can be conflicted.
Stannis has been done fairly well by Davos as an advisor, and even red queen hasn't been a complete fuck up. Someone like LF could manipulate him into doing what he makes Stannis think is just.
I gave my gf AGOT to read, it'll be interesting watching her transition from a showfag to a bookfag
>>70135601
Renly would be a better king compared to Stannis, Joffrey, and Balon. He isn't a sadist, he has capable men like Randyll Tarly to lead his armies, and he has the might of the Reach to enforce the peace and supply the realm with food.
>>70135780
Stannis would be a terrible king. He pisses off too many people and consorting with a foreign witch would alienate the Faith.
Renly was the least of the evils. Only Robb was better than him.
>>70135879
You mean Maekar, Egg's father.
>>70136119
Honestly would make me like here more if she really was an antagonist.
>>70136188
>>70135920
Delete these, now.
>>70136106
Well acted too. Took one of the less interesting book storylines and made it one of the better ones in the show
>>70136062
Winning fights and being in the frontlines makes you a good swords man. Loras has done jack shit in the show, like he should you be, you fag. >'Gurm writes the sexiest badass faggots, but why can't they just be flawless characters who I can fantasize getting overpowered by'
>>70135438
Who is she? Could it be...Bran Stark?
>>70136200
Stannis betrayed his king when he sided with Robert. He also abandoned Robert to the Lannisters after Jon Arryn's death. He didn't even try and reach out to Ned or warn Robert.
Last digit of my posts is how many years GRRM has to live
>>70136249
man, I didn't know generals are the best swordsmen until this momentyou are dumb af
>>70136200
In the books he literally says the first thing he would as king is get rid of Varys and LF
>>70135725
the sand snakes would wreck that guy
>>70136302
He says he would, but Stannis doesn't have the power to do that or clean up the corruption.
How to fix game of thrones:
>Kill of Daenerys before the Unsullied plotline. Have her dragons roam Essos and terrorize peasants, prompting a demand for someone to tame them.
>Have Arya's plotline advance much faster, straight after Harrenhall she should travel to Bravos and die when unable to leave her past behind.
>Jamie will shun Cersei after he gets his hand cut off. Make Riverlands Great Again. Blackfish, Jaime, Brienne, and Dead Caitlyn should all have intricate plotlines in the Riverlands. Brotherhood without banners should also be fleshed out.
>Dorne. Properly introduce characters. Make sandsnakes irrelevant. Make Dorne an actual place with conflicts between Martells/Yronwood. Dragontamer plot involving Martell prince. Targaryen plot involving Aegon and Arianne.
>get Sam quicker to Reach
>Kill off Theon after Stannis' defeat.
>Don't fucking burn Stannis' kid.
>Remove 50% of Ramsay's screentime.
>>70136091
srs this i wanna watch the ep now
>>70136106
From the teasers we see Big Zombie smashing some fools, but I suspect he has a back-up plan if people just go "ok we'll just fuck you up".
I mean, I don't think he's retarded enough to go all in with his boys, he must have some back-up ideas.
>>70136287
>20 years of these shit obese man
just end already
>>70136269
>betrayed his king
King was in wrong though and betrayed his subjects
>>70136244
he really nailed the religionfaggotry, sometimes i can't even tell if he's really acting
>>70135310
Sort of want.
>>70136328
He literally would have the power to do anything if he was king
>>70136240
More like the Jobber of the Morning.
>>70136290
MUH LORAS BUTT DABID.
>>70136287
last digit of mine is how many you have left