Fuck Stannis edition
1st for King Azor Jon
>>70126176
2nd for STANNIS THE MANNIS
>not a single non-white main character
whi is this allowed
>follow stannis without question for years
>he even cuts off the top half of your fingers and you still worship the mother fucker
>your own son died for the glory of stannis
>some giant bitch comes in and says she executed stannis
>barely react
What happened to Davos?
Rate this season 1-10 fags
>I give it a 9
>>70126176
Yea, Okay bud.
>>70126312
Stannis was a fake Messiah
Davos saw the only true Son of God: Jon
Literally every single part of this show is based on the Bible or the Greek mithology
First for Maisie, most beautiful in all the realm.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Oq3IEv4_6To
https://vid.me/e/aBza
where were you when Stoneheart was confirmed?
FIRST FOR STANNIS THE RIGHTFUL KING
BEND THE KNEE
BEND THE KNEE
<3 frogfu.
Episode Titles for 6.08-6.10 (revealed by Sky):
6.08 - No One
6.09 - Battle of the Bastards
6.10 - The Winds of Winter
Sansa grows up dreaming of marrying a prince and becoming queen. She is ecstatic about her courtship with Joffrey, and believes all the tales about noble knights doing honorable deeds. Sansa of course finds out that the reality of knights and heroes is much different than the stories about them, and Joffrey is actually a monster who abuses and mistreats her. Her fantasy becomes a nightmare. Joffrey is also a bastard, and not a true prince. The ironic twist is that if R+L=J, then Jon is actually in the line of succession for the iron throne. Sansa would then end up with a real prince and heir, rather than the bastard Joffrey. Jon shares many of the same traits as the heroes of her stories, such as bravery and sacrifice.
>>70126315
4-5 so far
First for Kinvara, High Priestess of the Red Temple of Volantis, the Flame of Truth, the Light of Wisdom, and First Servant of the Lord of Light. For the thread is dank and full of memes.
>>70126687
Reminder that Sophie Turner wants Sansa to hook up with a woman
>>70126687
canon.
>>70126676
oh god the walls really going to come down on episode 10 isn't it. D&D have really rushed the WW storyline
>>70126759
she'll ride brienne's mouth as it was a prancing pony.
Can't wait till your general gets banned again scum.
>S6, E9 - Battle of the Bastards
I can't wait for this ep, but that title is pretty bland. I'll give DnD one for free: "Snowfall". It's fucking pottery.
For the night is dark....
And full of turnips xD
-GRRM, 2011
>>70126759
wew
>>70126312
He was dedicated but he's also coolly practical.
What good would throwing a shitfit do? What's done is done.
I swear to god if Danny isn't the villain or a villain I'm gonna be pissed. What a shit character with a shit arc.
>>70126818
Hey Redditor, please stop advertising. That's against the rules.
>>70126666
Thanks Satan
>>70126176
If they ax Davos I'm out of this trainwreck.
>>70126866
Never happening. Showfags would riot.
>>70126474
>>70126818
dumb fredposter
Quiz! Which character do you most want to
>Hug
>Kiss
>Fuck
>Fuck in the ass
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
>Give oral sex to
>Recieve oral sex from
>Torture
>Kill
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
/got/ newfag here. Why is this general banned in the off season?
>>70126853
>He STILL hasn't asked Mel why she was the only one to return
>It just hasn't come up yet, what's done is done after all
>>70126474
reminder that #buttslut is one of our girls and newfag haters can go back to plebbit
>>70126925
>>70126943
Because it should be banned in the on season, and the mods have to make up for lost time
>>70126942
Meera, for all of these.
>Hug
Sam
>Kiss
Dany
>Fuck
>Fuck in the ass
Jamie
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
The Hound
>Give oral sex to
Oberyn
>Recieve oral sex from
Cersei
>Torture
Ramsay, give him a taste of his own medicine
>Kill
Walder Frey
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Theon
>>70126972
>one of our girls
Not since she hit puberty and turned into a goblin
>>70126942
Just Meera my shit right up
>>70126943
Because /got/ is a fucking cancer, and a cesspool for Redditors. It should be banned on season as well.
>>70126989
>Torture
>Kill
my GOD you're a kinky couple
>>70126866
I still have hope that she will at least be a temporary villain.
Trying to conquer a land that is completely foreign to her, whose people don't support her, and which doesn't mean anything to her. She'll resort to force and slaughter trying to seize a throne she only thinks she wants, but in the final fight she'll realize the wrongs of her ways and fuck off to rule over Essos instead.
This is D&D territory though, so she'll end up becoming the queen, marry Jon Snow , and peg him every night, or something like that.
>>70126942
I agree with the others. Meera
>>70126752
call my crazy but i like a little more woman attached to my noses
>>70126942
Meera tbqh
>bran did I ever tell you about your dead uncle who you're named after?
>he got the woman i loved but was too shy to approach to dance with me but ended up fucking her himself later on. she committed suicide after giving birth to his stillborn bastard.
>he was a good brother
>The dragon has three heads
>Daenerys
>Jon
>Stannis
>>70126676
Is this confirmed? 'Battle of the Bastards' seems a little too obvious?
>>70127097
you're crazy
>>70126942
>Hug
Bran
>Kiss
Margaery
>Fuck
Melisandre
>Fuck in the ass
Dany
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Jon
>Give oral sex to
Arya
>Recieve oral sex from
Sansa
>Torture
Cersei
>Kill
Walder Frey
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Sansa
>>70126315
2/10
fucked up dorne
fucked up kings moot
burger repeats season 1's end
sansa strong independence wymin rattling saber for war instead of a trophy passed around
+2 points for the sweet play in Braavos
>>70126783
>rushed
It's taking fucking ages man.
>>70127005
>Hug
Gilly
>Kiss
puffySansa
>Fuck
Sansa
>Fuck in the ass
Rose
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
BestSandGirl
>Give oral sex to
Danny
>Recieve oral sex from
Smirkfu
>Torture
high sparrow
>Kill
Bran
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Arya
>>70127137
not for Dabid
>>70127205
Reminder that everything is rushed but the episodes are still boring with nothing happening.
>>70127131
the third head is either Tyrion or Bran.
Stannis is the king Westeros deserves, but not the one it needs right now. So they'll hunt him. Because he can take it. Because he's not our hero. He's a silent guardian, a watchful protector. A true king
>>70126315
5-6/10 at best.
>>70126783
>Jon tells Dolorous not to fuck up the wall while he's gone
>the wall gets fucked up
>d&d managed to make jon's resurrection a complete non-event
the story would've been exactly the same if they didn't kill him in the first place, what was the point of adapting it then
>>70127161
Whats the point of this webm you fucking creeper
>>70126942
>Hug - Hodor
>Kiss - Tommen
>Fuck - CIA
>Fuck in the ass - Bran
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by - Ramsay
>Give oral sex to - Jaime
>Recieve oral sex from - Jon
>Torture - Daario
>Kill - Walder
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify - Salsa
Where my Macebro's at?
>>70127271
>muh wire and sopranos
>>70127274
Shock anon!!! That is what this show thrives on now it is also what makes it complete trash now as well. Deaths have no impact because we get a character death of the week now.
>>70127294
Apex beta tbf
>>70127294
holy shit
>>70127125
>implying Jon isn't Brandon's bastard
>>70126315
5-6 so far. Hopefully Snow Bowl will be GOAT fight scene
>>70126315
8/10 thus far
>>70127357
>implying Jon isn't Bran's bastard
>>70127323
>>70127342
y'all hating?
>the final fight
>dragons dead, Jon Snow on his knees with the Night's King about to cleave him in half
>Bran witnesses this scene from a distance and remembers something the 3ER told him
>"you will fly"
>the words repeat in Bran's mind and he begins to slowly fly up into the air, sparks of electricity dancing around him
>Bran shouts a mighty warcry, gaining the attention of the White Walkers
>they advance towards him but Bran blasts them back with electricity powers before they reach him
>they all shout AAAAAA SAVE ME NIGHT'S KING as they are obliterated
>in a desperate attempt to stop this God, the Night's King throws his sword at Bran
>it stops mid-air and hovers just inches from Bran's face
>all of a sudden the sword goes flying towards Night's King and impales him, causing him to explode into millions of ice shards
>Bran freezes the shards in place using his special powers to prevent them from killing Jon Snow
>Bran then goes Super Sayian and ascends into Godhood, leaving behind Westeros forever
>>70127303
Actually my top 2 is Twin Peaks and Sopranos. You don't actually believe GoT is a top 10 show of all time do you ?
>>70127294
what an exquisite attire
>>70126783
>try not to knock it down while I'm gone
It's happening lads, I'm hype
>>70126312
Davos is based. not some Stannis fanatic. He saw him as rightful heir but slowly lost respect as Stannis betrayed his own honor. Now he has to move on and do what's best for the good folk.
Fuckin A+ guy and should be king or hand
>>70126942
>Hug
Hodor
>Kiss
Danaerys
>Fuck
Margaery
>Fuck in the ass
Tyene
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Ghost
>Give oral sex to
Sansa
>Receive oral sex from
Arya
>Torture
Walder Frey
>Kill
CIA
>enslave and slutify
Miranda
>>70127415BASED
>>70126315
6/10
would've been a solid 8 if not for episode 1 and 4
My friend has a source in HBO Nordic where the guys have received a copy of the episode to be aired.Here's what was described.
1.Meera Reed and Bran Stark are still being chased by a group of Wights and it seems the wights are catching up.Meera is exhausted and about to give up on Bran.We see a man on a horseback seemingly with a flaming sword who kills a couple of wights with a strike and the rest by dismounting from his horse.A close up shows the man to be Ned's brother Benjen Stark who'd left the wall in season 1.Bran is still in his visions and Meera doesn't recognize him.He says he knows what's happened and they need to take Bran to Castle Black.A well shot scene.
The crowd at Kings landing has gathered at the Red Keep for Margaery's atonement.The HS is recalling Margaery's sins and Margaery confesses to lying to the Gods about Loras's affairs and says she repents.The HS says the Gods have accepted her repentance and have taken her to be a servent of the Seven.A long speech.Just then the Tyrell army arrives but Margaery commands them to stay put.The king is impressed by the High Sparrow's justice and agrees to use the 7 pointed star as a part of the sigil.Later a furious Cersei along with the Mountain demands a meeting with the HS but a fight breaks out b/w the Mountain and the sparrow guards.Cersei orders the Mountain to go after Septa Unella and he crushes her to death.
A vision about the death of the Mad King just as Jamie described to Brienne.Young Ned is the 1st to arrive after Jamie stabs the mad king and questions his honor.Jamie then sits on the iron throne but says he did it for Robert.
Sam and Gilly arrive at Horn Hill. His sister and mother are good people but his father is furious that he broke the vows of the Nights Watch by fathering a child.He doesnt believe Sam killed a WW and thinks the baby is his.He refuses to let Gilly stay.Sam leaves his home with Gilly and on the carriage tells her he stole his father's Valyrian sword.
>post yfw the sneks kill the mountain.... again
>>70126315
2/10
That's the best I can do.
>>70127303
>muh reddit facile infantile anti-art poorly written normie garbage
kys
>>70127476
>he stole his father's Valyrian sword
Called this happening from the start.
>>70127294
>>70127476
>flaming sword
BENJEN STARK IS AZOR AHAI
>>70127476
(Cont)
Walder frey is at the Twins celebrating the wedding of his son.A raven arrives which says he can get Riverrun if he agrees on one condition.No word on whom the letter is from.Possibly LF or Jaime.
Arya arrives at the play and goes backstage.She's serving wine with the poison to the actress.The actress remarks that Arya has the looks of a lady and offers her a position in her cast.She says they'll be going to the Twins for Walder Frey's daughter's wedding.Arya sees the opportunity to get a name off her list and spills the wine
Daenerys and Daario are on the way to Mereen and converse.The khalasar see Drogon above and Dany is relieved that Drogon is coming with them.Varys says Dany is arriving with an army and they need to make provisions.The new priestesses spread the word of Dany returning as the end of Darkness.
The Hound's return will be Episode 7.
Stannis is dead, no sightings of him this season.
LSH leak is fake.
Daily reminder that sansa is going to have ramsay's baby
What if Mace is playing the Game of Thrones?
Who would win between prime BookBarristan and prime BookArthur?
>>70127476
what is the fucking point in spoiling the show for yourself, just wait the extra day and have a better experience when you watch it
>>70126315
3
Fucking DABID&DAHN
>>70127585
If spoilers ruin your experience watching something you are a fucking pleb.
>>70127584
Arthur
>>70127568
>Sansa has Ramsay's baby
>gets cornered by whitewalkers at some point
>offers the baby in exchange for her life
Boltons eternally BTFO.
still no leak for tomorrow's ep?
>>70127585
>believing any of this
>>70126277
Jon Snow, Tyrion, Jamie
>>70127632
why do you like leaks?
>>70126315
5-6/10
>>70127568
>>70127624
>baby becomes Night King
>next winter he rekts Sansa and Jon's offspring with 20 good white walkers
I'd watch that
>>70127632
The only leak I want is sansa over my face
>>70126176
>>70126942
>Hug
Hodor
>Kiss
Sansa
>Fuck
Marge
>Fuck in the ass
Dany
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
none, i'm not a faggot
>Give oral sex to
Samwell
>Recieve oral sex from
Marge
>Torture
Sand Sneks
>Kill
Dany
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Marge
>>70126676
>No one
So Arya will actually become no one for real? I didn't think she would
>>70127584
With Dawn, Dayne would win. With equivalent swords, it'd be a tossup. GRRM said so in an interview. I can't be fucked to find the exact quote, though.
>>70127294
>Crocs
>>70127585
Because it's so shit I'd rather know it's going to be shit so I can prepare.
If Benjen comes back I'll be really disappointed. There's no reason for it.
>>70127651
>jamie
>main character
lel
http://www.avclub.com/article/its-high-sparrow-time-here-are-weeks-game-thrones--237341
when you see it
who /youareabastid/ here?
>>70127632
It's a few posts above you
>>70127476
>>70127563
>>70127700
>>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
>none, i'm not a faggot
>>Give oral sex to
>Samwell
underrated
>>70127584
>Arthur
killed by a frog manlet
>Barristan
killed any motherfucker who stepped to him
Easy choice tbqh
>>70127476
>Sam and Gilly arrive at Horn Hill. His sister and mother are good people but his father is furious that he broke the vows of the Nights Watch by fathering a child.He doesnt believe Sam killed a WW and thinks the baby is his.He refuses to let Gilly stay.Sam leaves his home with Gilly and on the carriage tells her he stole his father's Valyrian sword.
If this is true I'm gonna be fucking mad
>>70127476
>Steals the Valyrian Sword
Cheeky cunt
>>70127766
His father is a dick, it's been implied he would kill Sam if he ever showed up again.
>>70127727
Didn't those idiots put 3ER at 40-1 last week?
>>70127476
>My friend has a source
stopped reading right there tbhfam
>>70127798
No he wouldn't, Sam has already taken his vows for the nights watch, Randyll literally could not care less about his son these days, he has Dickon to continue his familial legacy now.
>>70127727
I can't even tell anymore if those are Brandon Fraser's eyes or if he really looks like that
>>70127700
>>70127798
yeah, which makes is a fucking diarrhea of bad writing
>"just broke my vows, abandoned my post and fathered a bastard lol"
his dad would have killed him on the spot
>>70127912
Yeah I'm surprised he even let him in his house. I'm a bit leery as well at this episode.
God tier: Blackwoods
Shit tier. Brackens
>>70127476
>young benjen appears this season
>young ned appears in ep 6
>we can see jamie stabbing aerys in the trailer
seems legit I suppose
If you could ask him anything what would it be?
I would ask him in marriage.
>>70127912
>abandoned my post
He didn't
Also Randyll would be arrested for treason if he killed him, members of the Night's Watch are immune to prosecution from the crown.
>>70127957
I would ask him where he gets his idea crayons.
>>70127957
Was bad writing part of your plan?
>>70127957
i'd ask why he doesn't use after shave
>>70127989
that isn't treason, at best he would get a telling off if anyone at kings landing actually cared enough
>>70127563
>Stannis dead
DROPPED
R
O
P
P
E
D
>>70126942
>>Hug
Grey Worm, he needs it the most
>>Kiss
Meera
>>Fuck
Sansa because I love converting lesbians to dick
>>Fuck in the ass
Margery, while I whip her for being such a slut
>>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Dany/Cersei I can't decide
>>Give oral sex to
Miranda
>>Recieve oral sex from
Da Waif
>>Torture
Cersei because I'd be non-consentual
>>Kill
Sweetrobin, ever since his first introduction
>>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Arya ofc
>best girl
>least amount of screen time
it's not fair bros
Fun fact: Barry Stan is 23 years older than Rhaegar
>>70126972
Where does this #buttslut maymay come?
>>70126942
>>Hug
Jamie
>>Kiss
Tyrion
>>Fuck
Ramsay
>>Fuck in the ass
Bran
>>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Tormund
>>Give oral sex to
Tommen
>>Recieve oral sex from
Little Finger
>>Torture
Sansa
>>Kill
Brienne
>>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Bran
>>70128089
would trade british hobgoblin and salsa slag for 1 more scene with cordy
>>70128089
g-gud i dont want her ruined
>>70128186
can't believe she let rip in a studio like that. absolute mad man
>>70127734
A daughter fucking, wilding, bastid
Here, have some spoilers from script
>Euron Greyjoy burned Daenarys's ships and played an act to win the Iron Islands, he's much smarter than he seems.
>Kevan Lannister and Grand Maester Pycelle are killed by Varys.
>Cleganebowl happens. The Hound is now a sparrow. Ser Strong is killed in the trial.
>Tommen Baratheon commits suicide at the end of season 6. Cersei loses her mind and yells for the sparrows to be massacred and for the city to be burned down. Jaime murders her, beginning his redemption arc. Loras, Lancel, High Sparrow, Cersei, and Ser Strong are all killed.
>Sansa Stark is almost defeated by Ramsay, but the Vale Knights charge in at the end. Wun Wun is killed before breaching the gates. Ramsay is captured and Karstark is killed by Jon. Rickon is killed by Ramsay. Davos moves to advise Sansa.
>Daenarys is visited by Quaithe before she returns to Meereen. She is given prophetic messages, and rides Drogon away with Daario towards Asshai.
>Arya truly becomes no one. Her face changes and she is never seen again.
>Euron Greyjoy builds a massive fleet somehow. It sails into the new slaver city of Dhorin, which was not in the books.
>He enters the city and meets his old friend Dakam, who is now the king of Dhorin. Dakam gives a short monologue as he paces towards Euron, ending saying "I thought the gods were with us, until I heard three words: King Euron Greyjoy. The gods are fucking mad." before hugging him. Euron and Dakam discuss Daenarys before being stopped by Varys, the rusemaster. Euron demands to see Daenarys, and Varys opens the door to the throne room, revealing an imposter of Daenarys Targaryen who replaces Young Griff.
>This imposter is implied to have been raised being told she is Daenarys but aware that she is not. She dresses in black and red, rarely speaks, is indecisive and insecure, and is controlled by her overbearing advisors who are using her for their own power. It is quite likely she is a Blackfyre, tying in with theories about Varys.
>>70128089
>>70128186
Is the cunny spammer posting on /got/ now?
kys degenerate
>>70126942
>>Hug
Satin
>>Kiss
Satin
>>Fuck
Satin
>>Fuck in the ass
Satin
>>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Satin
>>Give oral sex to
Satin
>>Recieve oral sex from
Satin
>>Torture
Dany
>>Kill
Dany
>>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Aegon
>>70128239
Season 7 (a lot is missing here)
>Euron Greyjoy and Dakam al-Rayan swear oaths of fealty to the fake Daenarys. Euron is made master of ships, Dakam is made hand to the queen. Euron presents Fake Daenarys with the dragon horn, a device to command dragons.
>Tyrion is kidnapped. Grey Worm and Missandei are murdered by the Sons of the Harpy, who are revealed to be controlled by Varys. Fake Daenarys is moved into Meereen, while the real Daenarys flies for Asshai.
>Fake Daenarys is to marry Euron Greyjoy. She pleads for Dakam to protect her from Euron.
>Fake Daenarys sails across the narrow sea to assault King's Landing midseason. Her dothraki, dhorinians, ironborn, and dragons rape and burn the land.
>Euron Greyjoy is killed by a dragon during the battle when he tries to control them himself.
>With suffering and smoke filling the air, Fake Daenarys approaches the remains of the red keep and the iron throne. Snow falls freely through the breaches in the keep. The sounds of dragons and screaming can still be heard.
>Melisandre seeks Fake Daenarys with great haste. She is not aware that it is an imposter. A prophecy from Melisandre says that Fake Daenarys must marry Jon Snow and fight the white walkers instead of fighting for the throne.
>Daenarys gets some magic prophecy jumbo in Asshai, now flying east. Slaver's Bay is now fully controlled by Dakam al-Rayan, who duels and loses to Daario.
>Melisandre dies in the war of ice and fire, the cause is not specified. Both dragons are killed as well. Fake Daenarys, now powerless, breaks down before the Nights King and is executed.
>Things get cheesier and cheesier. Jon meets the real Daenarys at one point, but nothing really matters because Bran's time travel fixes everything.
>>70128186
>ywn let her fart on your face
Why even live
>>70127912
He didn't do literally any of those things
>>70128239
>Davos moves to advise Sansa
What about fucking no
>>70128186
>she will never jerk off and jizz on your face while sitting on your face
why even live
>>70127563
>arya
>looks of a lady
nice try
>Giant
Gregor Clegane
Khal Drogo
Tormund Giantsbane
Hodor
Ilyn Payne
Podrick Payne
Edmure Tully
Greatjon Umber
>Big
Robert Baratheon
Roose Bolton
Sandor Clegane
Craster
Xaro Xhoan Daxos
Beric Dondarrion
Syrio Forel
Walder Frey
Gendry
Theon Greyjoy
Qhorin Halfhand
Jaqen H'gar
Tywin Lannister
Oberyn Nymeros Martell
Jeor Mormont
Thoros of Myr
Daario Naharis
Mance Rayder
Salladhor Saan
Davos Seaworth
Barristan Selmy
Shagga
Timett Son of Timett
Bryden "Blackfish" Tully
>Average
Joffery Baratheon
Renly Baratheon
Tommen Baratheon
Biter
Bronn
Rodrik Cassel
Jaime Lannister
Kevan Lannister
Tyrion Lannister
Locke
Galbart Glover
Grenn
Balon Greyjoy
Rickard Karstark
Illyrio Mopatis
Hallyne the Pyromancer
Grand Maester Pycelle
Rattleshirt
Janos Slynt
Ramsay Snow
Rorge
Benjen Stark
Rickon Stark
Allister Thorne
Dolorous Edd Tollett
Meryn Trant
Loras Tyrell
>Small
Maester Aemon
Jon Arryn
Robin Arryn
Stannis Baratheon
Tommen Baratheon
Jory Cassel
Maester Cressen
Vardis Egan
Lommy Greenhands
Dontos Hollard
Lancel Lannister
Maester Luwin
Mycah
Orell
Hot Pie
Pyat Pree
Jojen Reed
The Spice King (Qarth)
Viserys Targaryen
Samwell Tarly
Mace Tyrell
Qyburn
Yoren
>Micro Penis
Petyr Baelish
Jorah Mormont
Jon Snow
Bran Stark
Eddard Stark
Robb Stark
>its fucking nothing
Reek
Varys
Grey Worm
>>70128290
Makes about as much sense as him suddenly being deeply invested in Jon's wellbeing.
>>70126315
5 so far. Will probably only get worse.
>>70128259
It was a good try, but Dragons would never follow Fake Danarys
>>70128246
>>>/youtube/
>>70128347
http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Dragonbinder
Only Drogon resists it
>>70128323
>Giant
>Ilyn Payne
Awww yesss
>>70128323
>Micro Penis
>Petyr Baelish
Kill yourself
>>70127912
his mum is there, Randyl makes a point of not wanting to kill Sm in front of his wife in the books
IS THE DOCTOR WHO GENERAL BANNED IN OFF SEASON AS WELL? I THINK IS UNFAIR THAT THEY BAN THE GOT GENERAL ! I MEAN THE SITE WILL BE DEAD LMAO 90% OF THE USERS ARE HERE ONLY TO TALK ABOUT GAME OF THRONES
>>70128323
why would you take the time to make this list
>>70128323
Sam and Hotpie to micropenis and Jaime to big and I agree
I don't understand people who are mad about Sansa finally having character progression after being an eternally suffering plot device for each of the last seasons. I get not liking her buy this is a vast and logical improvement.
>>70126687
I support this.
Jon's also a proper lover, she could consider her to be her true first.
Ramsay had taken her like an animal, but she will give herself to Jon.
>>70128418
the general won't be banned this year
Stannisautism, Maisieautism and Jonautism have considerably died out compared to last year
>>70128418
not this year
>Stannis died in the show
>we lost 90% of shitposters this season
coincidence?
What will season 2 be like?
If CIA really loved Cat, why did he let her die?
>>70128457
Delusion.
>>70128457
jonautism is back. now more cancerous cuz theyre shipping jonsa
>>70128505
The moment he shows up, all hell will break loose.
>>70128089
Who is she? Emilia?
>>70127563
>She's serving wine with the poison to the actress.The actress remarks that Arya has the looks of a lady and offers her a position in her cast.She says they'll be going to the Twins for Walder Frey's daughter's wedding.Arya sees the opportunity to get a name off her list and spills the wine
HAH.
Your "friend" done fucked up.
The actress drinks rum. not wine.
>>70126942
>Hug
Davos
>Kiss
Margery
>Fuck
Margery
>Fuck in the ass
which ever sandsnake has the biggest ass
>Get fucked/pegged in the ass by
Yara
>Give oral sex to
Cersi
>Recieve oral sex from
Sansa
>Torture
Ramsay
>Kill
Tamsay
>Enslave and sissify/sluttify
Dany
>>70128505
this
The only shitposters we have left really are Bradamante, /pol/fags and Normies shills
>>70128522
He loves chaosh even more
>>70126853
>What good would throwing a shitfit do?
Nobody expects him to throw a shitfit.
He's supposed to kill Brienne.
>>70128541
Fuck.........we get to see young jaime? I'm hyped nigga
Also, it seems so shitty that they've been building up Arya's story only to have her "lol muh freys and muh name list tho"
>>70128454
Maisiebro is innocent, he left many weeks before the generals got deleted
Memes aside, what do you guys think is little finger end bane?
>>70128537
I'm not a jonautist m8.
I just find Sansa X Jon a cute, A CUTE
>>70128239
>>Arya truly becomes no one. Her face changes and she is never seen again.
that would actually be the GOAT storyline. people arya hates getting killed by random characters/actors, with the implied killer being faceless arya
Is the twd general banned because off season ? I never seen one ,I'm new user tho
>>70128606
He didn't leave voluntarily though, he get BTFO
>>70128593
how is Bran finding new clothes that fit him?
>>70128609
He'd burn the 7 kingdoms if he could rule the ashes, simple as that.
>>70128593
She looks like a brunette daenerys! Coincidence? I think no..
>>70128654
that image was made by a newfag who didn't know anything about /got/, loads of details there are wrong
Stop reposting it
>>70128628
There is no general for TWD. There should be no generals on /TV/. /got/ is awful, full of Redditors and shitposters trying to get themselves over and force their shit memes.
>>70127712
The actor is so hot in the role i wouldn't even be mad
>>70126312
I think it was more a case of grudgingly moving on because now they are on the same side, also he probably knew she'd wreck him in a fight.
>>70128657
Same way Jon magically got new Stark clothes
>>70128517
Forresters are going to get cucked out of existance
>>70126176
>>70126315
I give 10 fags out of 10.
>>70128522
Because there's only one person he's ever loved, or rather one entity, chaos.
>>70128679
kek I remember Marcus raging in RLM threads once /got/ got banned
I wonder if he finally got medication that works
>>70126673
She reminds me of Rain Dove a bit
>>70128517
We still have yet to see Ludd's oldest son, I think he's a squire to Roose Bolton
If we can get based Michael McElhatton to lend his voice to season 2 I'd be overjoyed
Also, if you chose to go south with Gared, you might come across Mance Rayder or Stannis's armies so that could be cool
>>70127032
Puberty was hella rough on just about all the Stark children.
I don't think a single one of them we saw go through it on the show made it out gracefully. Only the ones the started out in puberty ended up okay.
>>70128688
But why? Twd is very interesting the most watched show in the world ,the generals are necessary every show should have one !
>>70128576
What good would that do?
>>70126673
Hhhhhhnnnnnnggggg
>>70128545
Btfo
>>70128755
>Bran
>>70128522
Because he wants the younger, sexier and single daughter of Cat.
>>70128759
>she will never sit on your face and pierce neck with her heels while shitting on your and farting wildly
why even live
What's the ETA on the new episode?
DAE IS GLAD THEY KILLED STANNIS BARATHEON?HE WAS SO BORING,DAVOS WAS SO GOOD FOR HIM GLAD HE IS WITH JON SNOW NOW,THATS THE KING HE DESERVES!
>>70128826
Kill yourself footnigger
>>70128830
33 bongs, 14 bings
Meera Reed and Bran Stark are still being chased by a group of Wights and it seems the wights are catching up. Meera is exhausted and about to give up on Bran.We see a man on a horseback seemingly with a flaming sword who kills a couple of wights with a strike and the rest by dismounting from his horse.A close up shows the man to be Ned's brother Benjen Stark who'd left the wall in season 1.Bran is still in his visions and Meera doesn't recognize him.He says he knows what's happened and they need to take Bran to Castle Black.A well shot scene.
A furious Cersei along with the Mountain demands a meeting with the HS but a fight breaks out b/w the Mountain and the sparrow guards.Cersei orders the Mountain to go after Septa Unella and he crushes her to death.
A vision about the death of the Mad King just as Jamie described to Brienne.Young Ned is the 1st to arrive after Jamie stabs the mad king and questions his honor.Jamie then sits on the iron throne but says he did it for Robert.
Sam and Gilly arrive at Horn Hill. His sister and mother are good people but his father is furious that he broke the vows of the Nights Watch by fathering a child.He doesnt believe Sam killed a WW and thinks the baby is his.
Walder frey is at the Twins celebrating the wedding of his son. A raven arrives which says he can get Riverrun if he agrees on one condition. No word on whom the letter is from.
Arya arrives at the play and goes backstage.She's serving wine with the poison to the actress.The actress remarks that Arya has the looks of a lady and offers her a position in her cast.She says they'll be going to the Twins for Walder Frey's daughter's wedding. Arya sees the opportunity to get a name off her list and spills the wine
Daenerys and Daario are on the way to Mereen and converse.The khalasar see Drogon above.Varys says Dany is arriving with an army and they need to make provisions.The new priestesses spread the word of Dany returning as the end of Darkness.
>>70128842
buttmad stannisfag why are you falseflagging?
>>70128522
>Used goods.
>>70128685
Sure it was newfag
>>70128844
rude
>>70128517
what is this??
>>70128932
Telltale Game of Thrones
>>70127294
Mace "the Ace" Tyrell
Mace "the Based" Tyrell
Mace "Just won the race" Tyrell
Mace "purple haze" Tyrell
Why is Cersei and Jaime's relation considered so controversial when the Targs have been fucking each other's brains out for generations?
I dont get it anons, Why did Marcus troll in RLM threads?
>>70128948
Cause she cheated on the king and her children are all Jaime's
Book: From Ib to Asshai, when men see my sails, they pray.
Show: From Oldtown to Qarth, when men see my sails, they pray.
has Euron been nerfed?
No Lyanna next episode? FUCK OFF.
>>70128886
>the assassin character just so happens to be going to the exact person who murdered her family
Oh boy here we go.full fanfiction
>>70128522
because he finally found a better version of cat. and he could kiss her anytime he wants
Promise me, Loras!
>>70128963
Because ever since his youtube days he only posted to rage at people for whatever excuse he could think of
A very angry little aussie cunt
>>70126907
SO. MUCH. THIS.
also where is bronn
>>70129048
Why is smikfu touching he vajina?
>>70128972
Stupid writers think showfags are too stupid to confront them with seemingly unknown names when that's something that happened all the time in the first seasons.
> Sam... my boy... you've come back to me. We thought you dead. I mourned you! Son, what became of you? Why haven't you contacted us?
> *sigh* This my stupid father, Gilly.
>>70128924
Alright fuck off.
1. The examples used in that pic to "the Stannisfag" are actually the Jonautist falseflagging. There was no Stannisfag like that. That pic fails to mention Marcus at all, the ACTUAL Stannisfag, and his replies were more of an aggressive nature, always yelling "BASED", "MANNIS", "BTFO", and always trying to bait the Jonautist. Had a weird obsession with saying "oh it shows" and "we see you". Talked about Australia and Sweden a lot. Mentally ill shitposter
2. The "Briennefag" didn't exist, it was Jonautist who used Brienne reaction images. Jonautist and Marcus would use pictures of characters who "BTFO"ed their enemy. So Jonautist used Brienne, Renly, Robert, Ramsay. Marcus used Catelyn and Thorne.
3. There was no "filterfag". There was a guy who said he filtered the Maisiefag and everyone went on a wild goose chase trying to find him, and everyone ended up calling each other filterfag. It was utter autism, caused by the Maisiefag portraying themselves as a victim who got wrongfully banned despite shitposting up threads full of Maisie cancer every day. If you've ever checked out cripplechan's /got/ where Maisiefag is now, you'll realise he got rightfully banned from here.
So basically, fuck off 2015-era newfag scum
Now that we have the spoilers, where is the complimentary episode leak?
>>70128239
>Euron demands to see Daenarys, and Varys opens the door to the throne room, revealing an imposter of Daenarys Targaryen who replaces Young Griff.
That would actually be very interesting, and would breathe new life to this fucking mess of a series.
Best character coming through
Prove me wrong
>>70128522
After years of being pounded by Ned like his honor depended on it she was left with a roastie worse than the worst Arby's made by a 15$ an hour protestor.
>>70129048
>>70129174
Why are you acting like I wasn't here for any of it you fucking newfag?
I was even one of the dudes people accused of being the filterfag.
And why is posting jonautist' different persona in the "briennefag" a bad thing? It just shows how autistic he is and that the ultra autist theory is true.
>>70129174
>The examples used in that pic to "the Stannisfag" are actually the Jonautist false
>The "Briennefag" didn't exist, it was Jonautist
Ultra autist theory confirmed?
>>70129174
>It was utter autism
Couldn't be more autistic than your post
>>70129203
>implying Drogo isn't best character
>>70129185
"spoilers" are bullshit besides the ones from reddit and the leakbro from March
