old >>70102410
Step forth, Fag of the House Book.
You have been summoned by King Robert to make sense of the events in the show. Speak now.
Why is Barristan considered noble but Jaime considered slimy when they both flipped sides?
>>70104821
>tfw even Joffrey was a better king that King Fatshit
>>70104821
It was all D&D King.
>asking for a tripfag
This thread is already shit
>>70104821
YE GAWT FAT
Important reminder.
stannis =rèddit.
why was benjen at winterfell for the feast anyway?
>>70104821
nth for the one true god.
>>70104902
even hodor
king bobbert the based
>>70104956
Asking for more rapist to man the Wall.
Post underrated characters
Is Jimmy the white walker objectively best husbando?
>>70104956
Rounding up convicts and such to bring to the wall. You horrible pus-filled tumor
>>70104692
It was the point of view of literally one significant person in her life. One that is no longer in her life.
Robb - BFF's with Jon, wanted to legitimized him
Arya - BFF's with Jon
Bran - BFF's with Jon
Rickon - BFF's with Jon
Ned - raised Jon with his own legitimate children
Even ignoring that, Sansa changed_her_mind about Jon and bastards after spending time apart and posting as a bastard herself. This is explained in the books and displayed in the show.
>>70104936
saved
Why is she so perfect?
>>70104985
wasn't that yoren's job?
>>70104905
Barristan was extremely injured after a fair battle and got tended to appropriately and begrudgingly decided to serve the king who showed him mercy
Jaime LITERALLY stabbed the king in the back
>>70104905
Jaime murdered the king, when his duty was to protect him with his life.
Baristan fought bravely but was defeated, serving the king until he lost.
>>70104991
Jimmy has a great sense in fashion and early 2000s emo but is waaayyy too in touch with his emotional side
>>70104908
King Fatshit was awesome, several years of peace
>>70104821
There is no source material and no Robert to remedy the matter with his warhammer.
It's hopeless.
We also only have one bastard.
K E E P R O W I N G
>>70104817
Would you let GRRM diddle you to get a high paying job on Game of Thrones?
>>70105023
So the rule is you have to keep fighting until the king's dead, then you're free from your vows?
>>70104905
>barristan
Fought for his king and kept his oath to the kings guard.
>jaime
Betrayed the Oath and murdered the man he was supposed to protect. Granted it did save a lot of lives but people in GoT often put honour before reason.
>>70104936
That's a lot of effort for shitposting on a Tyroshi Beard-dying board Anon.
Thanks I suppose.
>>70105037
>several years of peace but the king was so attentive to a kingdom that was eating out of the palm of his hand he let some slut's bastards absolutely tear his country apart
worst king after aegon the unworthy m8
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IuAoWRdkSoU
Happy birthday, /got/
>>70104936
Based
>>70105063
I'd let GRRM diddle me for free.I'm so fucking lonely.
>>70105006
shit, was actually meant for
>>70104702
>>70104956
Did you forget the recruits he brought with him that made Jon regret going
>>70105083
>some faggot is mad that /pol/ is right about got as usual
at least he got brad being a moronic piece of garbage right
>>70104956
When your bother to the lord of winterfell, and first ranger, you can do some crazy shit.
>>70105063
i'd let him diddle me just for few spoilers
>>70104991
RIP Big Jimmy
Still hurts ;_;
>>70105091
Shit that was comfy.
>>70104936
Why did i even check this?
>>70105014
Yoren was there too.
>>70105085
But if he had lived a long full life of 47 and left a legitimate heir, his reign would have been considered pretty good. It was Cersei and her kids which fucked it. So if the worst Robert did was leave the Kingdom to Joffrey, he can't be worse than Joffrey
>>70104936
accidentally forgot to delete the first Bradamante description due to text being too big
i'll edit it later
>>70105108
That's 30 seconds he could spend writing
If Gendry returns, how will he go about restoring his house?
>>70105014
I'm are as an officer he's given more wiggle room than the others and is allowed to attend events in the north, especially being a stark and first ranger earns him more respect if he were to say, ask manderlys for more fish they'd probably take him more serious than Yoren
Like when they sent alliser to KL because he was a knight and well known in the capital he'd have a better time convincing people
>>70105137
>le /pol/ is always right meme ;)
>>70104936
I like Normies though.
>>70105091
Based Edd.
>>70105184
He'd do what Bobby B would have done - fuck every girl between Dorne and the Wall
If dubs George dies before TWOW
>Euron admits to kinslaying and fucking killing the King
>the people there do nothing
>let's go kill them
>>70105207
frick off shill go back to heck where you belong
>>70104958
>Its a Hodor wargs Bran episode
>>70105137
everyone but /pol/ hates /pol/
>>70105240
Ironborn are complete assholes though
>>70105207
>le bernie panders represents me
>>70105013
>Pregnant with Ramsay Bolton's child
>Perfect
>>70104991
He did a good job repping the walkers in retrospect. Showed off some sick moves and went out fighting. These other walkers (the one sam killed, the one meera killed) are fucking scrubs.
Maybe that's why the NK was visibly butthurt when Jimmy died
>>70105261
i dont hate /pol/ i think they are qt
>>70105268
they are asshole but they still wouldn't be cool with kinslaying. Hell I guess it doesn't matter when D&D don't give a single shit. Whatever they need to move their plot points.
>>70105268
Kinslaying is a massive taboo on the Iron Islands. Balon and Victarion stress this often.
>>70105289
I doubt she is pregnant
>>70104958
Still QT
>>70105240
That's the Iron Ways, they respect you being a cunt
>>70105240
Yeah, wtf was with that? He admitted he was a kinslayer and kingslayer in one go and they all went along with him? This is some CIA shit right there.
What was his biggest mistake?
>>70105268
Only reason Vic don't kill Euron is because kinslaying is bad, and Vic is basically THE ironborn
>Jaime shamed and teased by literally everyone for 17 years because of kingslaying
>Walder hated for killing under guestright
>Tyrion is sentenced for execution on the words of a whore, well, that and a failed trial by combat but still
>euron admits to killing his brother and nobody cares
>>70105337
Being his show version.
>>70105304
>season 1-3: The characters drive the plot
>season 4-6: The plot drives the characters
>>70105240
He mentioned his big cock and that absolves him of his sins
>>70105261
why would you even come on 4chan if you hate /pol/
>72 posts in
>still no Jonsa posts
I am disappoint
>>70105337
He only had one heir
>>70105091
>The video, which was recorded by Brian Fortune (Othell Yarwyck) on the Castle Black set during the filming of season 5
So Dillane, Carice and Liam didn't want to join?
>>70105289
Dirty lies.
>>70105337
Not coming back
>>70104991
He reminds me of Todd from Stargate: Atlantis
>>70105356
Pretty much.
>>70105316
Cause he only raped her once right?
>>70105367
Because that shit board is relatively new and a lot of us were here before they started to shit up the site.
>>70105367
>muh alt-right website
>am right guys??
>>70105337
Burning the fourth ugliest girl in this show
>>70105293
>>70104991
>Jimmy fought valiantly
>Jimmy fought nobly
>Jimmy fought honorably
>and Jimmy died
>>70105108
Kek, at least you're not at a bar alone just trying to eat while Chads surrounding you talk to hot girls while you shitpost on /got/
>>70105078
Barristan comes across as an obnoxious do-gooder to be honest.
One of those guys whose righteous behaviour somehow doesn't seem to come out of actual human compassion.
He's just really just a boring old fuck who thinks following the rules makes him better than you.
Even in that one ToJ scene, you could tell that Dayne was experiencing actual conflict about his actions.
Barristan at the ToJ would have just been rude and grumpy.
>>70105381
Threadly reminder that GRRM originally planned for Stark incest via a Jon-Arya-Tyrion love triangle.
Threadly reminder that he changed it so that SANSA married Tyrion instead.
Threadly reminder that Sansa's loins will be Niagara falls when she sees Jon beating the blood out of Ramsey.
>>70105184
With every other bastard cut he's got a lot of bell-ringing to do.
>>70105423
/pol/ is just old /b/
>>70105432
It's pretty much common knowledge /pol/ leaks everywhere. Everyone here is either indifferent to /pol/ or just learns to scroll past it
>>70105457
Ur kind will replace theirs in time, anon.
>>70105013
Literally a worse actress than Emelia Clarke she was atrocious in the X men movie, Clarke is better looking aswell.
Is Benjen returning next episode?
>>70105503
>old /b/ had a political focus
'no'
Old /b/ if anything is the abomination that is /s4s/
>>70105403
Not the same anon, but Sansa fans are cultists and flip their shit every time something negative happens to her. Even if she has a rape baby in the books, I'd expect her not to in the show because D&D are terrified of tumblr now.
What if Ned actually impregnated Lyanna with Jon?
>>70105132
Belgium
Luxembourg
Monaco
Spain
Norway
Sweden
Denmark
San Marino
Andorra
Liechtenstein
Netherlands
Vatican(technically)
>>70105461
>sansa's loins will be niagara falls
Good lord
>>70105519
According to the guy that leaked the events of Ep 4 and 5 before they happened, yes.
>>70105432
>denying the prevalence of /pol/ on 4chan
>Its all a meme, guys, am I right?
>>70105528
Harry the Heir wouldn't rape her.
They're going to have nice loving babymaking before Littlefinger kills him.
>>70105013
Down for painal.
This has probably been discussed to death, but where does Robert rank in the list of best fighters in the realm?
Barristan and Arthur are obviously top tier. Rhaegar defeated Selmy a few times, no? So he was somewhere close to him at least.
Was Robert vs Rhaegar a fair fight?
>>70105503
/pol/ is literally tumblr, except instead of leaking into journalism and the media, it leaks all over 4chan and reddit
>>70105572
Hard to deny cancer its attention when it spreads so easily
>>70105545
That happened
>>70105240
It's : "let's go murder them" actually
>>70105528
Pretty much this, also she would only be pregnant if the plot demanded, which seems unlikely
>>70105385
>"I can still feel what he did to me."
hmmm
>>70105589
bigguy/10
He's not unskilled, but much of his success comes from his raw strength.
>>70104905
Because ned is a cuck.
>>70105526
Perhaps not a defined political theme, but all the shit people complain about /pol/ today (the racism, homophobia, generally misogyny, hitler memes, anti-semitism, general asshole attitudes) were always there. And the reality is those posters do leak all over this site, most people just scroll past it
>>70105559
What else was leaked? Screencap/link?
>>70105617
even worse
>>70105636
Really? what episode did he watch his wife get fucked? Or was that in the books?
remember when the wights were still semi-human?
why are they all spooky skeletons now?
>>70105589
Rhaegar defeated self at jousting.
>>70105653
Were you here for bush era /b/? That was probably one of the most progressive eras this site went though. Pro gay marriage, pro atheism and ganja.
>>70105589
>Was Robert vs. Rhaegar a fair fight?
If it wasn't Rhaegar had every chance to avoid it. But he was a prick with delusions of grandeur certain he wouldn't lose, despite being a harp-playing faggot vs. someone who swung a fucking oversized hammer around as a weapon.
>>70105672
MY HEART
>>70105593
But you can't deny it's funny watching /pol/ destroy reddit
>>70105210
Me too we had fun fucking with them last year and they rolled with it even with all the Indian jokes. I don't like they replaced the one white couple with an interracial couple this year though.
>>70105654
He didn't provide a complete picture of the remaining eps, but here is a compilation of what he posted:
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/game-thrones-season-6-spoilers-white-walker-attack-hodor-flashback-confirm-full-535308
>>70105669
It's cheaper to CGI
>>70105657
it's prebooks while he was at the tower of joy, littlefinger was giving kat his little finger
>>70105672
Can I get a source on the full clip, pretty please?
She's so damncute
>>70105685
I remember that, but I also remember nigger threads
>>70105732I miss them
>>70105589
Yeah Dayne > Selmy > Robert > Rhaegar basically
>>70105623
Its a soap now. Which means that the added drama/conflict of useless complexity IS a plot demand.
>"Jon you must help me get revenge on these guys, but oh wait what about my rape baby and my feelings? I can't trust anyone but Brienne right now! Woe is me!"
>>70105669
Sure it isn't just because they're wearing clothing in that pic?
>>70105657
He gets cucked by littlefinger in the books, they call him like that because he used to finger cat.
>>70105692
>Robert was wounded by Rhaegar so badly that he couldn't go to KL or the Tower of Joy.
>Rhaegar was using a sword against armour.
Really not that bad an effort
why is lyanna such a semen demon bros?
>>70105730
>Mountain with a dog
Dude could take the Iron Islands single-handedly.
>gendry rowed the boat north of the wall
>gendry saves bran
>bran spoke to melisandre in the flame
>>70105528
Why? Wouldn't Salsa raising a bastard child on her own be all pandering to stronk womynz and shit that no need man. That's her entire character anyways. Moving from husband to husband and getting stronger because no man is keeping her down for long, except the next one that beats her and rapes her.
>>70105589
War Robert is one of the best definitely.
>Jon watches her in fascination.
>He still can not believe this had happened. >Mere days ago, she’d been his sister, forbidden in the strictest sense.
>The woman who conjured within him desire and shame.
>His sweet, broken, tragic, beautiful lady sister, whose haunted blue eyes, ripe pink lips, milky skin and blood-colored hair haunted his dreams for many weeks.
>>70105730
That should be cute but I just find myself terrified for that pupper.
what the hell did varys hear in the flames when his balls were cut
>>70105071
Kings get overthroned all the time even in pacific ways. The kings guard serves the king, not a specific one. Injured Barristan couldn't die for his king so he had to serve the new one.
>>70105669
>before: wights move like zombies from the walking dead
>now: wights move like zombies from 28 days later
>>70104936
>hating on the based Normies
Newfag pls
>>70105900
Tyrion making a quip about him not having a dick now
>>70105877
Hello Dumblr
So.... is she going to use her vagina to turn Jon into her puppet?
>>70105903
they're literally the zombies from world war z now
>>70105877
Jesus Christ, even sitting down Jon looks like a midget compared to Sansa.
Is Sansa just tall or is Jon REALLY short?
A mix of both perhaps?
is there any theory that claims hodor is azor ahai?
![The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm](https://i.imgur.com/8AMxY0j.jpg "The Hound vs The Mountain [HD] [HD, 720p]_3.webm")
Reminder: Cleganebowl is NOT happening this season
>>70105972
5'10 and 5'7 respectively
>>70105947
no, they're brother and sister.
Also it would make jon's revival worthless as fuck
>>70105900
Boy George
>>70105939
b-but tyrion didn't exist back then, is tyrion also a time traveling warg?
>>70105947
yes, hopefully we'll watch it
>>70105972
She's a big gal
>>70105992
But they aren't.
>>70105900
hold the door
>>70105947
Can I be a body double for Kit if that happens
>>70106037
For you
>>70105356
Season 1-6: CIA drives the plot and the characters
>>70106000
>trips
KARMA KARMA KARMACHAMELEON
YOU COME AND GOOOOO
YOU COME AND GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why is every season of /got/, excluding season 4, end with the bad guys winning? Seriously its' like every season is such a downer. I feel like jumping off a bridge just watching it.
>>70105013
She just is perfect, only fags, and jealous contrarians cannot admit it.
>>70105947
She already has turned him into a puppet though. She has been lying to him and just generally walking all over him. What a waste of an undead character. Maybe the next time he tries to mope, she will use her sweet pussy to get him back in line.
>>70105983
Did we ever get an explaination why Gregor was recast? He was fucking perfect in S1.
Also, would prime Robert demolish The Mountain or would he get squished like Oberyn?
>>70105240
nobody liked Balon the edgy overcompensating king, he single handedly fucked up the ironborns.
>>70105184
Ally to someone interested in power, legitimize their rebellion as a claimant, and accept that they'll be taking a large share in the regime if they succeed in usurping the throne. After this, if he plays his cards right, he can avoid becoming a figurehead by asserting himself as a leader in the government and army, securing a good marriage, and suppressing his old allies if necessary once he's strong enough.
Reminder:
Max von Sydow is 6'4
>>70106037
fuck I need to fap to her in that dress now. brb
>>70106057
is it bad i find Ygritte qter
>>70106056
Don't worry, the show will end with the good guy (night king) winningif only ;__;
>>70106132
She is qter
The (next) Queen in the north.
>>70105900
its probably gonna be Valar Morghulis or some shit
>tfw you got a boner from seeing pictures of young bran last thread
im not gay am i
>>70106124
Reminder, Isaac Hempstead Wright is 5'9". Apple boxes are a thing.
>>70106132
Everything is subjective, but there are always deviated opinions that are not popular.
>>70106160
and comfier
I fucked her once. AMA
>>70106056
Don't fret, the Starks are back. It's all going to be good now.
>>70106190
not in this case my friend.
Maybe they dug max a hole
>>70106081
Jon barely feels like a character anymore. Like he's just an empty vessel there to move things along smoothly.
>we will never get more incest scenes
>>70105589
I'm trying to remember who said it but someone said that Rhaegar beat Robert, who, with his last shot, swung his warhammer with all his strength and collapsed Rhaegar's chestplate in, along with his chest.
>>70106166
Absolutely disgusting.
>>70106190
forgot pic
I miss him ;_;
>>70106202
Shut the fuck up Daario. I hope Jorah kills you.
>>70106124
Are we sure he's still 6'4 cause Bran is like 5'9.
>>70106190
Sam is 5'7.
>people actually think the final few minutes of episode 5 was good tv
holy shit what?
>>70106202
how did it happen, where did you pick her up
>>70106202
How much blubber did you have to push away to find her snatch?
>>70106233
Maybe?
>>70106257
where was benjen?
>>70106279
His height probably hasn't been updated since his growth spurt
>>70105589
War Robert was the best of his time after Jaime(if we don't count dead Arthur and injured old barristan), he was practically a mountain with actual skills other than just strength, Stannis described him as a Chad who was good at everything in the books.
>>70106257
Aww, Branlet is not manlet. Such strong shoulders too.
>>70105868
Sansa has to be perfect in every way, and carrying the child of a murderous, torturous, rapist taints her
>>70106260
>I miss him ;_;
He lives on in our hearts.
And Gendrey, the one true king.
>>70106202
Did you at least call her Khaleesi
>>70106260
NO BODY NO DEATH
>>70106204
>>70106037
This show also only casts manlets for major multiseason roles
>>70105071
No. The Kingsguard are sworn to protect the king. Not one SPECIFIC king, just the king. When Aerys died and Robert was named king, Barristan had a duty to protect Robert, as a sword member of the Kingsguard.
Joffrey removing Barristan was a huge mistake, because Barristan is such a known name and a legend among knights that he lends legitimacy to whichever king he's sworn to.
>>70106354
>NO BODY NO DEATH
When will this meme die?
>>70105992
>incest is never used as a motivating factor
You must be new to /tv/
>>70106381
It's true.
>>70106381
Once we see its body
>>70106260
At least he doesn't have to endure season 4 onwards. He would have been ruined
>>70106229
His entire role in the show is to be a vessel fo rthe audience to insert into. The character part was taken from the books, the show don't give a shit - you know "that" face he makes all the time?
Its non-expressive because the audience projects their emotions onto him and the easieest way to do it is to have the actor pull a "neutral" face.
>>70106380
>he lends legitimacy to whichever king he's sworn to
and he's dead :^)
>>70106329
>perfect
>her pussy, anus, etc. are completely destroyed
DO YOU KNOW WHAT HE DID TO ME
>>70106289
We were at anxclusive party in Manhattan. I didnt really try much to pick her up, she was really easy to get along with and very agressive. She was being overly friendly and animated, so I could tell she wanted the D. I just went for it.
>>70106280
He's so cute it makes me want to punch myself. in the face.
>>70106411
>His entire role in the show is to be a vessel for the audience to insert into.
I'd rather Ygritte be the vessel for me to insert into
The finale will have all the normies favourite characters at war against each other wont it?
>>70106290
She is the perfect weight. In person she looks much smaller than on tv, both in height and weight
>>70106458
what haircolour did she have?
>>70106412
Yeah and so is Joffrey. And Robb. And Stannis. And Renly. And Balon.
War of the Five Kings Winner: ???
>>70106202
How bad did the space between her rolls smell?
>>70106428
Sam is rather adorable in a half man half manatee sort of way.
>>70106354
THE ONE TRUE KING LIVES!
>>70106472
brown. it was short at the time
>>70105825
Did Rhaegar use a valyrian sword? The targaryens probably had a bunch of them.
>>70106414
Did Sansa get knotted by Ramsay's dogs too?
>>70105825
Is it implied that Rhaegar wounded him at all?
sounds like all that happens is Robert spots him, gallops over, clashes with him and shoves his hammer into his breastplate
>>70106346
no actually. I didnt want to seem like a nerd, I played it cool
>>70105877
>ripe pink
>not fat pink mast
Disappointed.
>>70106497
The Targaryens had two, Blackfyre and Dark Sister and had lost both by the time of Robert's Rebellion.
Bloodraven has Dark Sister and Blackfyre is lost, but probably in the possession of Aegon aka Young Griff.
>>70106202
What is it like to be with a woman?
>>70106475
She smelled great. Like all the expensive lotions she uses. Her purse was literally full of them
>>70106537
Oh my God, how gorgeous she is here.
>>70105337
>>70105947
>>70105992
>book: jon's revival means something and he helps
>show: powerful womyn who ain't need a man sansa powers through everything and jon becomes essentially a side character
>>70106424
was she a good lay? did you do her butt?
>>70106202
What is sex like?
>>70106561
Iv had sex with about 30 women. Id rate her as top 3. She is very happy and enthusiastic
>>70106233
>tfw incest is your fetish
>tfw GoT is always called that show with incest by normies
>tfw in spite of all that Cersei/Jaime as a pairing doesn't appeal to you for some reason
I think it's a combination of Cersei being a mother of three (plus Lena looking awful in S1) and Jaime being too much of a chad. If we had flashbacks to when Cersei first started seducing Cersei and they had hot passionate sex at Casterly Rock, I might have been into it though. Right now my only hope is Jonsa.
>Tfw you realize Arya will never become the badass female Swordsman princess everyone wanted her to be since Season 1 akin to a female Hound or Barristan
>Tfw "Arya" has been dead since Daddy Ned got his head chopped off in Season 1 and all thats left is "No One" who will eventually warg into Nymeria
Arya's sub-plot is purely pain and suffering in the sea of 'story affecting' plot.
>>70106537
Why boner, why?
>>70106580
>that look into the camera two seconds in
>>70106362
Where's Theon?
>>70106088
He actually looked like Sandor's brother and looked scary as fuck, instead of the meme actor from youtube who thinks he's playing the hulk.
>>70106537
What the fuck?
>>70106605
It's Jaime being a chad that makes it interesting for me. You would never expect a chad to commit incest.
>>70106590
no anal. She was a great lay, very enthusiastic and endearing. terrible at sucking dick though. please ask all questions on the origianl post i made. I get lost having to go from post to post
>>70106605
>Cersei first started seducing Cersei
That Spanish leaker guy who posted leaks for the first few episode posted a new video.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k2TdFekeAnc
Though IIRC he only posts "predictions" now instead of spoilers. No, I can't translate.
>>70106658
What about when your sister is the hottest Stacey around?
>>70106613
Arya already warged into Needle and is going to chill between some rocks for a few centuries.
>>70106676
>He's not into clone incest
>>70106689
Yeah, but still
