>>70098024
old
Schemes edition
First for Azor Jon
Rightful thread
DAKINGANDQUEENINTHENORF
>>70102469
is he picking her up or is it just manlet syndrome strikes again?
Jon is going to breed Sansa after taking Winterfell
beautiful sweet righteous thread
for /got/ is dark and full of tripfags
>>70102517
She's crouching down
So, can this Jon/Sansa thing really happen? I mean for real and not on the meme level.
Reposting in the proper thread.
Can HBO fire her if she gains any more weight
more stories like this
>>70102556
Jon is going to cream her next episode
>>70102564
no but the last two episodes she looked thinner in so idk
>>70102556
No.
Besides, Sansa/Arya is a better pair. :^)
>>70102526
Yucky dude. They're all related and things
good thread
Bargon wanchi kox paa, tyrion. hooo hoooo hooo hooooooo
>>70102517
Manlet syndrome
>>70102556
Yes
>>70102589
kek
>>70102589
Does anyone have the one about Renly's actor and the peach?
>>70102649
>>70102556
to be fair, if it turns out they're only cousins, they could marry
Tywin married his first cousin
>>70102589
The scenes where Tyrion meets Jon Snow where extremely difficult to film, as Kit Harrington couldn't understand why he had to refer to Peter Dinklage's character as a dwarf. He didn't comprehend that CGI would be used later to make Jon appear taller than him
Someone explain how the warging with hold the door works. How does warging him 30 years ago make him do your bidding 30 years later?
>>70102589
>>70102682
Disregard, found it.
>Gethin Anthony. Bloody diva. He hates peaches. I mean HATES THEM. I was at lunch with him, early on — this is like, season one when we were all getting to know each other. There was this chocolate cake thing he ordered for desert and there was a kind of fruity sauce on it. He took one bite and said “Are there FUCKING PEACHES in this sauce?” Dude roared, I’ve never seen anything like it. Finn Jones was with us and we had to physically keep Geth from punching the waiter in the teeth. All the while, I’m thinking “Oh no! What are we going to do when we get to the peach in Season 2?”
>So season 2 rolls around and we get to the scene and we do these table reads of the first few episodes. And Gethin is there, very nice… but he takes David & Dan aside. And I see him talking to D&D turning BRIGHT RED… like he’s about to have a breakdown or something. Then I remember: the peach! He’s read the draft! The scene with the peach! And David & Dan are trying to explain the symbolic meaning of the peach and how it’s a fan favorite and how many readers can’t separate Renly from the peach… We even had George skype with him about it — Gethin was so angry, foaming at the mouth. I didn’t think anyone could make George R.R. Martin cry but Gethin did. I can’t even repeat the things he said.
>I’ve never seen anyone hate a specific fruit so much! And usually Geth’s a really sweet guy… you might even call him a “peach”. But don’t. Cuz if you do, he’ll cut you.
>Anyway, no dice. He threatened to walk if we made him eat a peach. We offered to make a fake peach, out of gelatin or something, but that didn’t fly. He wouldn’t even PRETEND to eat a peach onscreen. We tried a few takes with him eating an apple… I think maybe one with a bunch of grapes… but it just didn’t work. So we cut the fruit altogether. But you can blame Gethin fucking Anthony and his weird peach hatred.
>>70102727
lel
>>70102625
She's only chubby, that's not fat fat
for a story that claims to be grimdark and show the darker side of war, arya goes through a suspiciously high amount of improbable events without ever getting even close to being raped
>>70102556
>>70102564
what if they both farted on your cheeks desu
>>70102727
>>70102729
It doesn't.
I don't care what the Hodor actor says, nothing shows Bran wasn't warging Hodor to hold the door and Bran's warging is not fucking electricity that he used to "jolt" Hodor and just get him to get up
>>70102729
Bran warged with him in the present, but because Bran's consciousness was in the past it fucked up and he fucked up Hodor's brain in the past too
>>70102727
Kek
>>70102764
>that chubby
Fucking lardass muricans have poisoned your mind with their media
She is fat
>>70102764
i bet a fat girl wrote this
What's his endgame?
>>70102752
>>70102848
to get bran to build the wall
>>70102556
>male and female interact with each other
>omg they so have to fuck
you people are pathetic.
>>70102729
Ok so from what I understand when Bran heard he needed to warg into Hodor he got confused and warged into past Hodor
This made a connection between the two Hodors so when he was being told to hold the door while dying his past self heard and felt the same present Hodor
The result in past Hodor is what we saw
Mind you I might be wrong
>>70102806
That sounds kind of dumb, being able to multi task like that. Having your conscience be in the past and warg someone in the present.
>>70102770
She gets smacked around a lot in Harrenhal though. The Brotherhood had Harwin there and also meant to trade her to Robb for ransom so they had reason not to hurt her.
I can't remember if the hound ever smacked her around much but he enjoyed calling her a bitch and talking about how much he'd wanted to rape Sansa. Again, he meant to take her for ransom.
>>70102625
triggered
>>70102869
post feet
>>70102848
To make Westeros his so that he and the other Walkers can have a real place to call home without the fucking humans and Children trying to kill them
>>70102899
it was a fuck up. It's not normally meant to go like that, but Bran had to fuck it up to learn a lesson or some shit. Bloodfaggot knew what was coming when he took Bran back that last time
>>70102900
Pretty much this, she wasn't raped but her life was not that great either
>>70102729
That's not the case.
Bran warged Present Hodor whilst in the past right in front of Past Hodor; this causes the consciousness of one person to be spread across two different moments in time at once. This causes Past Hodor's brain to fry, but that's all there is to it. There is no imprinted imperative to hold the door for Past Hodor.
The scene just served to teach Bran of the dangers of time meddling and the impact his powers can make.
>>70102848
He's going to gather 1000 ships and sail to Mereen to turn Dani into a zombie queen
I just want to see Jon fill that pussy to the brim on screen, is that too much to ask
Did Sansa make that coat to make up for lying to to Jon and make herself feel better for having done so, or cause she's still manipulating him and giving him a gift that makes him feel like a Stark accomplishes that?
>>70102618
Jonsa is the new cancer of /got/.
>>70102908
>it's real
>>70102900
>>70102977
the hound smacked her round the head when she tried to stab him with Needle through his armour
>>70102977
The Brotherhood was only ever kind to her though. They only ever restrained her in spite of her grabbing weapons, trying to flee and breaking Lem's nose.
>>70103002
I think you are reading too much into this pham
>>70102908
god I hope that was one of mine
>>70102848
he's going to command the whites to cure themselves
>>70102410
>>70102556
Not gonna happen. Incest doesn't work out on Starks, anon. Move on and go back to Tumblr.
I was hoping we'd get a few leaked chapters.
>>70103074
why do whores never understand greatness?
>>70103054
Well the scene happened after Brienne asked her if she trusts Jon so much why did she lie about how she learned about Riverrun.
So she's doing it out of guilt most likely since she still didn't tell Jon the truth, but you never know if she isn't still doing stuff to manipulate him
>>70101324
bullshit they said this last year
>>70102556
Only showfags will say no. Sansa has always wanted a man like Jon. In the books she even thinks to herself that she wish someone would execute Janos Slynt, and then later Jon executes Janos Slynt. He's what she's always wanted, and since they were never close growing up they have no Westermarck effect giving them an aversion to sexual attraction with one another.
It fits
>>70103091
Promise me nedu
>>70103105
GRRM can't possibly try and release excerpts for everyone they kill because then he'll have to release 90% of TWoW he's written so far.
>>70103091
B-but it's not incest if they're cousins.
Rate the mountains.
1>3>2, everyone?
>>70103105
What about episodes?
We /LadyBolton/ now
>>70103002
In the interview she doesn't trust jon completely. She trusts cia more that him.
promise me, ned
>>70103162
they are in the wrong order faggot
>>70103192
>In the interview she doesn't trust jon completely.
Yes, but that doesn't mean that's permanent.
>She trusts cia more that him.
This you're just pulling out of your ass.
>>70103206
He put them in the order that he rated them. You ought to know what order they appeared in
>>70103200
That's not mah motha
What can we expect of him in the future?
>>70103162
1>3>2.
1 is literally perfect.
He has the height, the build, and the face for it
3 at least has the build but not the face or height necessarily
2 has the height, but has such a shit build he's the worst
>>70103162
1 shits on 3 then maybe sansa then tyrion is tied with 2
>>70102848
Make zombies great again.
>>70103133
>you never know
she literally guilted him into invading winterfell
>>70103162
why even asking? literally no one will argue your ranking.
Though it's more like
1>>>>>>>>>3>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>shite>>>2
>promise me, ned!onga mhhhm
>>70102410
Post the drawing
>>70103264
Peter Dinklage blows though
>>70103200
>Promise me, Ned.
Do you think the cast ever masturbates to rule 34's of themselves?
>>70102607
you don't know how much CGI budget went into that
>>70103244
You mean the order in the pic or the order of the appearing actors?
>>70102848
To cleanse Westeros of Summer Island and Rhoynish blood.
>>70103249
>she literally guilted him into invading winterfell
Yeah but she already has him wanting to do that.
Giving him the coat however and making him feel like a Stark when he's not and she pretty much outright said so when she mentioned that she has the name, has the effect of making him feel better and think he's very important if not as important as Sansa.
>>70103133
she's been manipulating jon since episode 2 just to retake winterfell although he was a bit bitchy about it at first.
>>70103264
>khal drogo in shit teir
wat?
>>70102999
They'll show his cock, but they can't show a full screen pussy. That would be misogynist.
>>70102848
His new face looks so much worse than the first one. I literally stop liking him now.
>>70103340
the true order i didn't even look at the pic
>>70103352
refer to >>70103345
>>70102999
SANSA IS FOR BREEDING
Does sansa know that jon came back from the dead???
If so, why has this not been addressed whatsoever?????
>>70103002
this bitch has insane stitching skills
Friendly reminder.
>Promise me, Ned
>>70103381
>new X looks so much worse than the first X. I literally stop liking X now.
/tv/ in a nutshell.
>>70103356
>hodor tier
>shit tier
U Wot
>>70102999
You think Kit might have fucked her IRL?
>>70103264
The three eyed raven guy was really good, I'd put him in god tier any day.
>>70103345
Just posting to say I agree and the people you're arguing with are fags. Keep fighting the good fight.
Your friend,
Anonymous
>>70103410
Because D&D are shit. They should have shown us them talking about Janos Slynt too. Instead we got "this is good soup".
>>70103356
Hodor tier means that, even if the actors are good, it can't be shown due to how the role is written.
>>70103162
Thor Bjornsson, my friends. Gregor wouldn't look like a body builder IRL, he'd look like a strongman - huge core, huge legs, huge traps from carrying shields/lances/2H swords. Plus Thor is 6'9", 300+ lbs. He broke a 1000 year old viking strength legend. Fucking book Gregor isn't even that hardcore.
>>70103017
Incest shippers ruin everything they possibly can.
>>70103457
>tiny hand threatening the hand
It's like poetry
always gets me
Is it okay to come back or is dogfu and the /soc/ brigade still ruining everything?
>Promise me, Ned
GUESS WHO IS BACK
>>70103457
FFS that shit always crack me up
Thanks
>>70103133
Why is she so perfect?
I had a nightmare last night that Bran died in the next episode and I woke up thinking it was real. It actually kind of ruined my day, and now I'm terrified that it was a green dream. I don't know what the hell I'd do if Bran died. I know I would stop watching, that's a given, but I honestly don't know what I would do with my time. Is this how Stannisfags feel, desu?
>>70102625
forget chubby, she looks 35 here
>>70103571
Probably a "Tyrion is drunk and seeing things" situation
>>70103541
she looks exactly like a french dude I know. 3/10
>>70103410
>>70103471
Also they definitely should be talking about WW, I wonder if Sansa thinks they're gone insane. Did she even see the giant?
>>70102727
underrated post
>>70103571
Gods...
>>70103589
get a life
>>70103264
I agree with most of this but I'd probably knock The High Sparrow down a tier or two and I think the eunuch at least deserves a mention.
>>70103571
why though?
>>70103633
She didn't realize it was supposed to be a giant
>>70103222
Remember bastards are hated amongst high borns because they're a threat to the title. Cat always feared Jon ever making a claim for Winterfell, that's why she was happy to see him go to the Night's Watch. It the world Sansa was raised, bastards being conniving and untrustworthy is their stereotype. Jon appearing as though he's making a grab for Winterfell is the Westerosi equivalent to cop shooting an unarmed black kid
>>70103162
What were they thinking with Season 2 Mountain? WERE they even thinking?
>>70103593
That's my fetish, specifically 35.
>>70103440
I'm a pleb. pls explain
>>70103571
>>70103682
do you have down syndrome or something?
>>70103604
More like Her contract to be cast is still in session and she still has to have sex with George for another 2 seasons
>bromise me,infidel
>>70103589
Are you the same Branfag from the threads we had during the first three seasons?
>>70103264
Drogo and Dinklage should both be moved to good tier
otherwise its perfect
>>70103657
NO!
Stop liking Sansa, you'll kill her.
How qt is Asha in the books and is she into pegging
>>70103589
I was a Stannisfag and now I'm a Branfag. I know this pain, anon.
>>70103732
ok
>>70103726
your loss
>>70103685
>>70103703
i dont understand it either
im not autistic enough
someone spell it out for me
>>70103732
Sophie wants her to die anyway.
But what do we say to death?
>>70103715
no drogo's in that tier for a reason and it's nothing to do with his acting
>>70103541
Doesnt she have a dick?
>>70103732
Nobody likes Sansa, we just want to anally rape her. :^)
>>70103712
Nope. There are many Branfags, m8.
>>70103440
>le ISIS of westeros
why couldn't they just be small folk who's tired of the ruling class fucking them over? fucking D$D
>>70103571
shae is a faceless man
>>70103680
the s1 actor walked away and the mountain had like 10 seconds of screentime so im guessing there was no point in finding a proper actor for him
its weird though,I didn't realize it was Gregor until I rewatched s2
>>70103774
Lancel is going to fight the mountain in the trial by combat and get BTFO.
>>70103675
>Remember bastards are hated amongst high borns because they're a threat to the title.
#NotAllBastards #NotAllHighborns
>Cat always feared Jon ever making a claim for Winterfell, that's why she was happy to see him go to the Night's Watch.
And yet book-Robb still argued that Jon should be legitimized SPECIFICALLY to put him ahead of Sansa in the line of succession.
Read the season leask, bitch. Jon becomes king and they don't explain shit about his being illegitimate. D&D just flat forgot to include Robb's Will.
http://www.idigitaltimes.com/game-thrones-season-6-spoilers-white-walker-attack-hodor-flashback-confirm-full-535308
>>70103732
can i kill her with my penis?
>>70103791
i hope so
>>70103440
fuck nice catch
>>70103440
Kevan's about to be super pissed.
Went along with the plan so he could somehow get Lancel away from those fanatics and his firstborn fucking dies instead
>>70103682
>>70103774
seriously dude?
the sinking in the chest plate of the mountain is consistent with the spikes in Lancel's weapon, meaning Lancel attacked him and did nothing to him and probably got gutted
>>70103837
Can't he just legitimize himself by right of conquest after he takes winterfel?
>>70102604
I want to bury my face in between her slag tighs desu.
>>70103816
Bhae is a maceless fan.
>Promise me, Ned
>>70103789
what reason?
>>70103571
>where do whores go?
>>70103345
Yes, because the best idea is to go back to being a turbo bitch before Jon has done anything. Not that she wasn't in the same episode. Oh well who gives a shit about the bastard, I'm a Stark, I can do it! Oh yeah, Jon Snuh is sort of an honorary Stark too just like Ramsey was, who I berated for being nothing more than a bastard!
Friendly reminder that you autists have 1 MONTH left to shitpost and spout memes. Off-season /GoT/ is against the rules :^)
>>70103457
what's this from? it's hilarious
>>70103920
what did he mean by this?
no seriously, what was this line alluding to anyway?
>>70103877
Verse is a tard but I don't think she's dumb enough to kill a hostage
Lancelot will attack the mountain and do nothing to him, the sparrows will look on in horror, he kills them except lancel and use him to get what they want from Kevan, lancel wil mostly likely die when she has no need of him
>>70103680
They needed a really tall guy. That's literally it
>>70103920
Back to the house with the basement in which you reside.
>>70103440
DELETE THIS
>>70102727
this nigga
>>70103457
That's too fucking funny. Whoever drew that has some talent, but they need to practice a shitload to cultivate the skill.
>promise me, jon
>>70103949
>>70103877
oh
it turns out im not stupid, its just that i have terrible vision
>>70103440
>Striking the armor
I know Lancel probably isn't the best fighter around but how stupid can you be?
Also says a lot about the faith militants.
>Cersei brings a 20ft tall man with strong armor
>Let's send some skinny dude wearing a robe and its weapon will be utterly useless against armor
>>70103997
why are there so many photos of her doing this?
>>70103997
>what do you want to be when you grow up little sophie
>"i wanna be the biggest, most disgusting slag in the whole wide world"
wow dreams really do come true
>>70103905
He didn't really need to do much more than talk rough and grunt a lot, he also spent one episode just staring blankly
His point isn't that he's a bad actor. It's that he didn't need to act much, like hodor, anyone can spent 6 seasons saying hodor
>>70103997
I want to pound her asshole.
>>70103957
tywin told tyrion he sent tysha "where whores go" and so tyrion keeps wondering "where do whores go?"
>>70104023
Because it turns her on to pose like that, and it turns us on. Why wouldn't there be.
>>70103957
it means "i don't care"
>Promise me, Pauly D
>>70104019
maybe the faith is trying to piss off kevan? cause infighting among the lannisters?
or maybe its that the books have been getting worse as they go on, and the show has been getting worse at an even faster rate as it goes on
>>70103997
What a butt slut
>>70103997
(farts)
>>70104019
>spiked mace thing
>useless against armor
>>70104023
bruh she's basically craving dick 24/7, bonus points if you're an old man.
>>70103905
>usaa fuu la raka ni fussa mookatu
>LAKANA POOFO RUTUTU MOSSA LITOO
maybe
>>70104023
She loves her ass. And so do we.
>>70103997
>tfw someone got to take this photo
>>70103316
He does ok, not really his fault that he has shit writing to deal with
>>70104019
I'm pretty sure a mace is among the better options when fighting armor, though
So what was the point in changing the Seastone Chair to the "Salt Throne"
>>70103997
>tfw sansa will never sit on your face
>>70104126
His accent is terrible.
>>70104001
i really want to fuck her
>>70104023
You're obviously not from the UK m8. Sophie is a slag. This is what slags do.
>>70103837
But we're talking about what Sansa's thinking and why she might be skeptical of Jon. Learn to follow the conversation
>>70104130
They're just trying to trigger bookfags with pointless changes at this point.
>>70104130
there's the iron THRONE
and then the mermen have the salt THRONE
its like pottery
>>70104092
Actually, it's more effective than a sword against plate, desu. Same concept as a war hammer. Almost the full force of the impact is transferred through the armor, unlike a sword which will do basically nothing.
>>70104092
It really doesn't look strong enough to do anything. At this point a sword would be better. Besides, it's pretty short so that means you'd have to get really close to unGregor, which is definitely not advised.
>>70103803
Don't generalize, some people want to rape her vaginally.
>>70103997
the two favored entry points
>>70104126
He doesn't really care much about the things he is, as a professional you should act like one, especially when you get paid higher than most of your co stars
I mean, yeah destiny was a bit of a mess, but he was absolutely dreadful in it
>>70103920
Out the ho door
>>70104019
striking the armor isn't that bad since internal bleeding is still bleeding
of course you need to have some foresight to see that you cannot strike to a guy like mountain and expect him to do nothing, but if he did nothing you could probably injure or kill him with blunt weapon while he was wearing armor
Will Jorah get a stone dick?
Lilly Allen, Alfie Allen, GRRM and few others play Overwatch together.
Is there a single person in Westeros or Essos who can see that a monarchical society is not sustainable in this world? In the books maybe?
>>70103589
It will all be ok anon
>>70104201
His dick turned to stone a long time ago
>>70103264
This is surprisingly accurate. I'd move Ramsay into top tier. His character might be one dimensional as fuck, but the actor does a great job of playing the laughing maniac. I actually like scenes with Ramsay, and it's not because the character is a massive edgelord.
>>70103733
>>70103733
please answer and check my repeating roman numerals
>>70104169
that was the point he was making,you fucking summerfag
>>70104092
It's similar to a war hammer, which actually fares a lot better against plate armor than swords do. The spikes are pretty useless in that situation though. Probably even disadvantageous given the likelihood of them getting stuck in the armor.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_hammer
Why hasn't Cersei plotted to have Lancel secretly killed?
Wouldn't Lancel dying mean that Cersei's trial can't go forward?
Lancel is the one who I'm assuming is the witness to Cersei plotting to kill Robert and such. No witness, no one for the judges at Cersei's trial to call forward to refute anything.
>>70103997
Now imagine that it's not her butt.
And get even harder.
I never thought Bran would become the worst character. He was just a kid learning about his powers. Now he's the biggest fuck up since Theon
>>70104227
The free cities in Essos don't have monarchies so obviously someone did
>>70104227
Varys
>>70103264
This is accurate, but I think Tommen is somewhat better.
>>70104152
You were talking about Westerosi lords being offended by the idea of Jon making a claim. That's what your post said. Clearly that isn't the case. And where was it said that she was happy to see him go to the Night's Watch?
Also, Ned Stark is probably the only person in Westeros that gives a flying fuck about NW oaths anyway. Stannis and Robb certainly didn't.
>>70102618They aren't
>>70104251
he might be a good actor, but D&D just give him the most overthetop edgy boring shit lines so it doesnt really matter
>>70104233
dubs confirm. Thanks, anon.
>>70104227
There's still a concept of a centralized capital. It's clearly weakened in authority in the past few years, but it still exists over Westeros
>>70104149
where are the rest of the photos?
>>70104147
FUCK OFF
>>70104251
everyone's a darkstar when they don't know what to do with them
So...
where were all these people during the election?
>>70104313
In the books, literally the beginning of the first one
>>70104372
right out of the budget
>>70102770
Most people don't want to rape an ugly little urchin
>>70104372
Waiting to see who their captains chose.
No reason for the whole crew to be there.
>>70104372
Disenfranchised thralls probably
>>70104001
this the girl that played Lyanna? :3
>>70104164
Will they sometime in the future name Daenerys' ebony bench the ebin throne?
>>70104372
>muh freedumbs
>muh elekshaaans
fuck off american retard this isn't a democracy where every retard has a vote
>>70104396
I'm going to need an exact chapter, because Sansa's first chapter is chapter 15 of AGoT when they're on the Kingsroad and Nymeria attacks Joffrey. She doesn't say or think anything about Jon.
>>70104201
rock hard
for you
m'leesi
Who do we think the mysterious figure who saves Meera and Bran is?
>>70104292
He eats his friend in the books.
But not Meera.
>>70104488
Gurm cameo
>>70104313
Isn't that in like, literally the first catelyn episode
She even tells Jon she wished it was him in brans condition, to his face, when he's grieving and saying goodbye to his baby brother
She's worried about Jon because unlike Her kids that all have auburn hair and I believe tully eyes, Jon looks 100% stark (because targ genes are so weak) and she hates that
