>>70022345
Myrcella & Trystane edition
Let Euron, your servant, be born again from the sea as you were. Bless him with salt. Bless him with stone. Bless him with steel. Listen to the waves. Listen to the god. He is speaking to us and he says we shall have no king but Euron Greyjoy. Let the sea wash your follies and your vanities away. Let the old Euron drown. Let his lungs fill with seawater. Let the fish eat the scales off his eyes. What is dead may never die, but rises again harder and stronger.
DORNED.com
V O L C A N O C O C K
Hodor?
>>70025911
aside from Euron, House Greyjoy has a fucking impressive cast of actors. they've given some GOAT performances
>>70025874
YOU JUST KNOW
Calling it now, the Night King will be immune to dragonglass and dragonfire.
The inclusion of the dragonglass in making him as opposed to the touch he simply gives to Craster's children, will make him immune to dragonglass and anything dragon or fire related, including Valyrian steel.
the show is far superior to the books
in fact i would go as far as to say the books are downright trash
reminder to not reply ^
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Saying "Dabid"
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
POSTED FIRST EDITION WITH BACKLINKS LIKE A STRAIGHT MAN
NEW
>>70025870
>>70025870
>>70025870
NEW
It's quite amusing that "journalists" just lurk here for content to write articles about.
>>70025957
good point, probably true
how will he die then?
or will it be revealed his agenda is not total destruction/evil and it's actually something else?
1st for may-z
>>70025970
oops meant to quote
>>70025849
>>70025970
Kek
>>70025859
They didn't accomplish anything, faggot, they just copy-pasted the books and by the time the show passed the books, it had already established an enormous fanbase.
D&D are talentless hacks that got lucky.
I think out of all the character deaths Trystane's was the most infuriating followed by Myrcellas. The mental gymnastics D&D had to do to even kill them astonished me. Tbh, Myrcella's death marked the final straw in my disinterest in the show
>>70025874
What did he mean by this?
>>70025957
Why do keep posting this? Is getting 1 prediction in a childrens tv show the most validation you will get this year?
>>70025970
Why are all tripfaggot faggots? Also clean your keyboard.
>no serious preston yet
>no alt shift x yet
KINVARA
>>70026004
Probably burning the tree he was made at
>>70026004
Maybe his goal is to kill Bran because he somehow (using his power or whatever) knows Bran is gonna cause major destruction with his powers
Seems likely
Anybody ever thought of that?
Maybe Night King is the hero
>>70026051
>Why are all tripfaggot faggots?
what did he mean by this?
>>70025970
this is some godly bait
you're my least favourite poster but you're by far my favourite troll
>He opens his mouth to speak
Who voices him, /tv/?
>>70026051
>Why do keep posting this?
Literally only my second time posting it m8.
Go ahead and check the archive if you don't believe me
Why did sansa send brienne to riverrun? Why not just send a raven or use one of jon's men to send a letter to brynden?
>>70026044
I agree to an extent. Trystane's death was absolutely retarded because the sneks shouldn't have even been on the boat.
>>70026055
Everybody's too busy shitposting.
Preston also announced that he's going to come to the r/asoiaf meetup. I hope the redditors don't skin him alive, lol.
>>70026063
>tfw she's not going to show up again this season
We're literally getting cucked by D&D now
>>70026121
Danny Devito
P R E S T O N
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=viY-xU7WyWk
>YFW next episode the huge Tyrell stand off with The Faith will end with Margery saying she has adopted the faith and High Sparrow lets her go and everyone goes home with no fighting.
>>70025970
Bradamante the manlet
>>70026055
>no Q&A from George's shadow writer
Why live?
>>70026138
>Why not just send a raven
It was fucking answered in the episode you dumb ADD faggot
Too important to not get the best security
>>70026178
>manlet
there's that word again
>>70025970
>Gender Inequality
Nice bait.
>>70026121
Tony Todd is the only choice
>>70026138
Because she is a dumb Tully. Remember that Cat freeing Jaime lost Robb's war.
Time is a flat circle.
>But you, you'll be fighting their battles forever.
>>70026200
>Manlets actually believe this
>>70026042
It really sucks hating a show that's universally praised. All the shit storylines and characters that don't make sense just cannot make the slightest dent in the tidal wave of D and D cock sucking.
>>70026165
FINALLY
>>70026165
>20 minutes
dis gun b gud
Why is Dabid so pretty?
>>70026165
What a hero.
Cast her
>>70026208
>hurr durr i hate women because girls didn't want to date my unattractive fatass in high school
>WAHHHHH WHY DOESNT DANY GET NAKED WE NEED MORE NUDITY!
>WTF WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW A CLOSE UP OF A PENIS WAS THAT REALLY NECESSARY? WTF D&D!
i want /r9k/ beta autists to leave
>>70026178
more like bradamente the biggest autist who ever have lived who will eniveitably kill himself when he realizes he's been pathetically shitposting for weeks on end on a subsection of a subsection of 4chan accomplishing literally nothing other than making others think he's a literal retard.
>>70026262
Who is the manlet?
>>70026200
>which one do girls prefer
the one that isnt a midget and an embarrassment ofc
>my vagina when he is under 6ft
>Sahara dessert.png
>>70026198
I like that Ramsay is security conscious enough to catch every single raven flying south, but failed to stop the Vale Knights occupying the second most important castle in the north.
>>70026279
A whore in Littlefinger's brothel
>>70026200
When will you learn?
>>70026332
More like they're not trusting the maesters
Tully fucking shits being surprisingly intelligent for once
>>70026279
A whore on my Littlefinger
>>70026349
Don't be ridiculous. With those shoulders, she'd be the bouncer.
>>70026301
Isaac or Michael Lombardo?
>>70026200
The only person in that picture I would ever consider fucking is the QT under the ribbon. /fit/ can all die in a fire.
>>70026363
ORANGE
>>70026279
fucking gross
puberty was not kind.
>>70026048
he meant that bran made hodor a retard then killed him
>>70026279
she could playKing Robert's assassin
>>70026391
I KNOW MY FUCKING WAIFU, BRO. I meant the old guy.
>>70026138
Shes trusting cia again and she's planning to meet him again if everything goes wrong and brienne wouldnt like that.
>see Mr. Mcelhatton
>reach a little too close
>"i'm not your girlfriend, son. quit brushing"
what do?
>>70026363
What did they mean by that nose?
>>70026121
>>70026292
make it happen
>>70026010
>Arya is supposed to have a long face with hooded eyes
>cast a gremlin with bug eyes and a perfect circle for a face
Bravo DnD
>>70026457
ex-HBO president
>>70026461
Punch his smug fucking face. He's just an actor.
>>70026363
are these the best GoT tiddies of all time? yes, yes they are
>>70026173
The Tyrrel's religion is already the Seven Gods no?
And he doesn't want her to convert, he wants her to confess her sins and her brother's.
I understand that you're not following the plot though and I won't blame you, it's fucking trash by now.
>>70026508
they're prop tits
>>70026507
you were the one brushing on him in the first place, m8. and he's not smug, he's qt :3
>tfw Mr. TonTon would be the most perfect husbando of all times
>>70026287
>stack ma books so all m'ladies can know how i look out for them
>other people are beta autists
>>70026178
When will he learn?
>>70026500
Oh. Why ex? Did they hire him over Emilia's excessive weight gain?
>>70026545
you mean they're CGI or they serve no purpose? obviously they aren't integral to the plot
Watch it be that the others built the wall to keep humans out or some other dumb shit
Apparently episodes 6 and 7 are on torrenting sites, is it legit?
cast her
>>70026606
>Fire
So them being twins is pretty much confirmed, right? I can see DD doing this as a twist, since everyone knows Jon is up in the tower.
>Look incredibly similar
>Ned and Howland only survivors at Tower of Joy
>Jon and Meera both born in 283 AC
>>70026461
> "I... c...could be your gf, Mr McElhatton"
>no cleganebowl this season
>mfw
>>70026643
>mole on tit
DROPPED
>>70026594
plenty of ladies have contacted me from /got/ threads after that image
you'd be surprised at how being a tolerant and decent human being changes women's impressions of you
>>70026624
no they are a fake pair made of rubber, her tits are different from when she actually takes her clothes off in the next scene
>>70026641
no
>>70026648
>there are people that actually believe this
>>70026606
all men must die
http://deadline.com/2016/05/hbos-michael-lombardo-exit-producer-1201760629/
>>70026624
They replace the hilarious poorly dyed dick from the books.
Which is baffling considering they had an acutal dick instead right after.
>>70026678
>manlet ever getting a fuck
top lel
>>70026678
why haven't you killed yourself yet?
>>70026594
Bradamante is a femanon
>>70026508
no. There was Ros before her and then that one whore who sat on that guys lap when darioo was introduced.
>>70026751
I doubt it, then again women are usually batshit enough to do what he's doing
>>70026678
newsflash: tits look different with different lighting as well as different clothing
>>70025970
>those gender studies books
explains alot
>>70025970
What kind of mental disease brings anybody to post with a trip? Is it narcissism, just plain attention-whoring?....?
>>70025998
Showfag go fuck yourself.
>>70026358
>posting a manlet among manlets
>>70026808
a mix of irony, narcissism, mental illness and acting.
>>70026780
>thirsty for attention
>shits up threads to get it
>doesn't like the books
Buttflustered landwhale livid that people don't love her hero Kelly C
>>70026363
>Thinking those are real
Pleading for you people to have sex.
>>70026173
I'm more of the mind that the incredibly small force of Tyrell knights will get slaughtered by the gigantic crowd that is shown behind them, which infuriates me because the opposite would be far more entertaining
but at this point the high sparrow has too much plot armor
>>70026808
He is literally autistic
>>70026751
Judging by his rampant SJW tendencies, I'd say he's most likely genderfluid
>>70026648
Twincest confirmed
Dear stannis fags and north remembers autists.
Youre cuck lover Stannis is dead, his family name gone. His army ruined, come and see cucks. Your false priestess is an old failure, come and see.
Your beloved North conspiracy is false. Umbers betrayed the Starks. The Karkstarks betrayed the Starks. They know who really owns the North. Come and see.
There is no North remembers. They remember Starks being losers. They remember Stannis being beat twice.
Give up your Stannis Lives faggotry. Give up your North remembers wet dreams
Stannis is gone
Stannis is shitty
Longlive Ramsay
cast her
>>70026870
>>70026751
i'm 100% cismale
>Preston Jacobs thinks Dragonglass is silicon and that the slab they inserted into that human was a computer chip
A hahahaha
>>70026947
Brada why do you do this? we both know you're just going to get tired of this eventually and fuck off
>>70026649
>Hah, I liked that. Are you here for an autograph?;_;
![talitha-yunkai-whore[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/QbgydFB.jpg "talitha-yunkai-whore[1].jpg")
>>70026508
>>70026754
best tits in GoT to date coming through
>>70026937
no tks
>>70026947
And you are a manlet
>>70026051
>>70026036
>>70026095
>>70026178
>>70026208
>>70026801
>>70026808
just stop replying
pls
stop and he will stop
Since Westeros is obviously the British Isles and Dorne is obviously Spanish was George harping the Irish Milenesian maymay from the Middle Ages that said they and the other Celtic peoples of British Isles come from Spain?
>>70026279
the pig that rekt bobby b.
>>70025970
10/10 bait m8.
>>70027001
>implying such a thing is possible
>>70026947
Prove it.
>>70026292
Kek
>>70025951
>aside from euron
pilou is fine. it's the shit writing they're giving him to work with.
he sounded cool in his intro scene, where they wasted all his book lines. but there's no one on the show that could make lines like
>let's go murder them
sound good.
D&D don't know how to write good dialogue with the fat man's help.
>>70027039
if i say i'm a cismale then i don't need to say or do anything else to prove it to you.
>>70027001
He keeps going even when no one replys to him. He is a sad individual
>>70026262
Why must Isaac dress like such an autist?
>>70026674
Her nips are different
>>70027066
Because you identify as one?
>>70027013
ireland is the iron islands
>constant butthurt about westeros (britain)
>we do not sow (potato famine)
>literally all drunken chuckefucks
4chan, Tumblr, SWJs & normies have a thing in common. They ship Jon x Sansa.
Do you guys agree?
>>70026937
Lyanna Stark in Tower of Joy
>>70027066
Incorrect. I don't believe you. Why are you posting with a ladytrip?
>>70027132
I feel like everyone's copying me, i started the sansaxjon thing a year ago
>>70027132
The sooner you accept Jon/Arya is not happening the happier you'll be.
>>70026674
literally the hottest girl in all 6 seasons
>>70027066
You do though since you are a tripfag you must prove everything you say. So post a dick pic with time stamp,date and your tripcode written on a sheet of paper next to your penis
What makes him the best husbando?
>>70027159
Gurm started it when he wrote the first outlines
>>70026829
It's a TV board you dumb cunt. Piss off to /lit/ and get bullied.
>>70027101
because gender is a pretty serious issue that you shouldn't try joking about
>>70027132
Most people here don't seem to give a shit
>>70025874
Did they fugg in real life?
>>70026996
is this from star wars FA
>>70027175
She looks really good in the show. Her actress doesn't look that great in regular life though, can't remember her name
Post more Nell
>>70027186
I wish he raped my mother to plant me in her womb.
I'd never make him rue the day
>>70026674
Why are the mods allowing this? This is fucking disgusting.
>>70027195
GRRM's a fat loser nobody cares about him
>>70026973
half the shit he says makes no sense at all.
>>70027201
I triggered your delicate faggot sensibilities, did I? If you need a hugbox tumblr is one click away.
>>70027233
I wish he rapedBranto plantBranin his womb
>>70027268
and your hugbox is one click away too
>>70027052
Not the one you are replying to but I also liked Euron performance, the problem is not on the actor but on the writers and directors.
>>70027204
Cant you see? Every thread theres jonsa shipper. I feel like im in tumblr. (Im not jonsa shipper btw)
>>70026287
So the female character has no characterization other than "I'm a woman"?
Seems like a bad character.
what's with the manlet uprising today? You're a manlet whether you accept that reality or not.
>>70026279
Littlefinger's whore in his new brothel
>>70027298
based Brad
>>70027201
I will joke about whatever I want you stupid dimwit.
>PJ talking about Dragonglass being silicon semiconductor and that's how it makes and kills the others
What the fuck. He's finally gone too far
>>70027374
he lost me at nuclear winter.
>>70026937
Any characters in the book that go around ripping people apart with their teeth?
>>70027374
He was asked to explain the logic as if it was SciFi.
I don't know where he got that analogy from though.
>>70027310
It's only a few people doing it if you compare to other places
>>70027201
I completely and unironically agree, which is why I'm going to need some proof.
>>70027402
So Nymeria.
>>70027402
actually there is
>>70026937
>>70027402
Biter
>>70026913
This is all true but Ramsay dies at the end of the season. CIA is the one who kills him, after Jon beats him up and imprisions him. CIA gives a speech where he reminds Ramsay that he gave his word that he wouldn't hurt Sansa.
But did hurt her. And what does CIA do to those that hurt the ones he loves?
CIA doesn't forgive, and he doesn't forget. Ramsay is dying, episode 10.
Save this comment. Prepare yourself.
>>70026147
probably will get recast next season too
>>70027440
>tfw daisywolf will never maul you to death
>>70027298
Brad the BASED!
>>70027310
jonsafags are the generals new cancer
>>70026121
köksal baba
>>70027298
Brad should be crowned king of /got/
>>70027445
Biter has been cast.
Though he never said anything or was referred to as Biter.
>>70027473
>>70027446
Ramsay dying is so predictable
>>70027446
I hope this is true. But how is cia going to kill ramsay if hes imprisoned?
>>70026121
this madman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=_8YUDfFtH2A#t=10
So is Stannis alive or what?
>>70027501
Queen*
>>70027285
I wishBranrapedBranto plantBranin hisBran
Brad! Brad! Brad!
>>70027501
He's the heir to the throne, unless we have a Kingsmoot.
Our current King is Preston of House Jacobs, first of his name.
>>70027132
i ship based cia x sansa.
jonsa is a boring shit tier pairing.
>>70027484
köksal already voiced bane
he's one of the big guys
>>70027089
he is 17 give the guy a break
>>70027402
Ramsay chews on girls.
>>70027285
>>70026279
Arya Stark definitely
bran is a mindrapist
and he's going to mindrape Meera
is he the most evil piece of shit in the series?
how many times do you think Bloodraven just goes into the past and watches people having sex?
>It's a tripfag is desperate for attention thread
>>70027598
Bran did nothing wrong
>>70027374
He also thinks stannis is still alive
>>70027461
Ramsay is being held in the kennels until his trial. CIA has access to him. Despite what people seem to think will happen (CIA beheaded immediately after they retake Winterfell), Jon is grateful to CIA after the battle and it seems like he's going to be the King in the North's newest advisor.
>>70025957
Cia kills the big guy by pulling the dragon glass out of him
>>70027481
Yeah, I can see it already. And I didn't expect it desu. JonxSansa fans are usually normies and feminazi
>>70027716
>If I take that out will you die
rate Brad out of 10
I'd give him 8.5/10
>>70027715
So basically CIA is gonna crash the north with no survivors? Nice
>>70027598
Nah hes going to turn himself into a whitewalker, regain his ability to walk, and then rape Meera with his Big Blue Cock, turning her into a mind broken retard like he did to Hodor.
Like Femto and Casca
rate Mr Mcelhatton out of 10
I'd give him 10
>>70027536
He's deader than Ned Preston, accept it already
>>70027757
11/10
>mfw benjen comes back
>mfw he dies 1-2 episodes later
>>70027757
when he's being an edgy little GRRM hater/ D&D defender, and generally derailing the thread with /lit/ shit- 3/10
when he's baiting easily triggered newfags with SJW bait he's an 8/10
when he makes threads he's a 1/10
when he BTFOs /pol/ he's a 10/10
when he engages in actual discussion on the books or the show about lore or whatever he's a decent 8.5/10
interesting fellow.
>>70027766
I think he intends to manipulate Jon but it's really too early to tell. I don't claim to know what will happen next season.
>>70027715
CIA has plot armour in the extreme, but I'm not convinced he'll survive. The show is on a big STRONK women trend after they fucked up with Sansa last year, so she'll probably finish him off. Why does she need him now anyway?
>>70027819
But why didnt they show it?
And why does Brienne keep mentioning it?
>>70027822
Oh shit I thought you said Bran
sorry
0/10
>>70027836
He survives this season. I can guarantee it. But I can't speak for next season or the rest of the series.
>>70026937
Tavern Wench #7
>>70027598
I hope we see Bran mindrape Meera and have her suck his cock.
I want all the Starks to be monstrous villains. I want the normies to leave.
Starks = Snarks
Reminder that (although D&D are hacks) Hodor was the correct and best use of time travel, and GRRM shoud be praised for his wonderful and meticulous planning. Who disagrees is an edgelord faggot or retarded.
1990 paper by Novikov and several others, "Cauchy problem in spacetimes with closed timelike curves", the authors suggested the principle of self-consistency, which states that the only solutions to the laws of physics that can occur locally in the real Universe are those which are globally self-consistent.
Oh and Preston Jacobs is retarded if he doesn’t change his mind on this.
>>70027851
Why is he so perfect?
Guys Bloodraven isn't really dead, right?
He warged into some bird at the last second
>>70027897
But Sansa has him dead to rights. She can fuck him with the Lannisters by telling Cersei he killed Joffrey.
She can fuck him with the Vale by telling Robin LF killed his mother.
And she can fuc with the north by explaining how chummy he was with the Boltons and gave her up. Then he shows up in ep 5 with no plan and no backup and gets ass blasted by Sansa.
He's fucked.
>>70026165
He better ansvwer my question this time that faggot
>Let's go murder them
>>70027829
brad/10
>>70027941
>GRRM shoud be praised for his wonderful and meticulous planning
GURM literally said he doesn't plan his plot because that way he loses interest you dumb idiot
>>70025945
Severely underrated post fampai
>>70027841
>But why didnt they show it?
Cause it's more pottery to show her doing the slash and cut to someone else doing their own slash (which was Ramsay), almost like webm related where you see the Night's King slash, then the result on 3ER.
>And why does Brienne keep mentioning it?
cause it's still reelvant to the characters and for what brienne wants to say.
If she wants to point out how she can't trust people, point out how Red Woman and Davos abandoned Stannis when he too attacked the Boltons and seemed like he was going to lose.
If davos is acting what happened to stannis, she can point out she killed him and show she also doesn't like Davos and Red Woman who supported him in using bloodmagic but also abandoned his ass
Reminder that we're gonna have 5 more amazing episodes where at least one big thing happens: Meereen, Winterfell, KL, Bran, visions. HYPE.
>>70027945
I don't think he is Bloodraven in the show
>>70027941
>Hodor is called Hodor because time traveler Bran went back in time and told him to "hold the door."
>Wonderful and meticulous planning
Sure.
>>70027836
she doesn't need him, but he still has a pretty strong hold on her. she wouldn't have lied to jon otherwise.
he's more useful to her alive than dead. sansa intends to manipulate him, she knows he owes her for ramsay.
>>70027941
forgot to say that yes this indeed makes time travel inconsequential and futile. If you haven't understood by now how it works please consider going back into education.
>>70027684
Have an HD, friend.
>>70027993
This scene looked like Harry Potter.
>>70028008
>5 more amazing episodes
>>>/r/gameofthrones
>>70027923
I don't know about all the Starks, but the "five central characters" George mentioned being important to the story when he made his first manuscript are actually his "five central villains".
Dany = The Bloody Queen of the East, conqueror of Westeros, leader of savages
Bran = The Bodysnatcher, the spirit wolf, the Old God
Arya = The child of death, the murderer in the shadows, the wolf without a face
Jon = The corpse king, puppeteered by Bran, Azor Ahai and the Night's King, the leader of the dead
Tyrion = The tyrant, the monstrous imp of Lannister, the demented dwarf, killer of kin and kings
>>70027989
well then he should be praised for his idea faggot
>>70028034
He wasn't useful to her in the whole Bolton marriage thing. In fact he was pretty idiotic. You're probably right, but I hate how the show constantly has to find ways to keep him around long after he would have been iced in real life.
>>70028072
The original manuscript means shit, the story is far past that
>>70028072
> The corpse king, puppeteered by Bran
You think bran is animating jons body, because he knows jon has to be used for something?
>>70028008
>5 more amazing episodes
lel
all we will get is bastardbowl and confirmation that hound is alive
the rest will be filler bullshit
>>70028019
whatever, 3ER is alive
>>70027598
Bran is not bound by the laws of man. Bran is above your morality. The Lord of Light can do as he chooses.
>>70026279
Lannister's frigde
>the Kingsmoot was two dozen dudes
>build me a thousand ships
>let's go murder them
how embarrassing. Turned Euron into literally Dorne tier
>>70028156
>didn't show him getting hit
>no body
Night King confirmed to hit the tree next to him.
Was the 3ER from the show 'Old bran'?
>>70028126
Partially.
Jon in essence is a symbol. He acts as a messiah figure and works as a prince that was promised to rally behind.
The problem is, Jon died. His spirit warged into Ghost upon death.
Bran takes his body for himself. And no, people aren't able to realise that it's someone else using Jon's body. People don't notice Summer acting differently when Bran wargs into Summer. Bran instinctively acts like a wolf, and he will instinctively act like Jon did, just with his own twist.
Bran always wanted to be a knight. A hero. Not a crippled boy.
That's why becoming the resurrected Jon is Bran's dream come true. And his final turn to darkness.
>Best part of the Season was hearing the Three Eyed Raven say no
>Take me back!
No
>Am I ready?
..No
Best cast 2k16
