Was he cursed after goldeneye?
>>69996310
He was too busy force feeding his wife into a BBW to care.
>>69996310
nah, those other two films were alright.
DaD on the other hand...
>>69996336
>implying pierce brosnan doesn't shitpost in high test threads
>>69996389
Oh it's true, it's damn true.
>>69996375
I feel like watching this now.
>>69996310
Yeah, each got worse, TND was okay but it stopped there
It's the curse of those who take on a bond movie written for another actor
>>69996375
this is why this board needs sound on webms
>>69996375
I cannot imagine watching this in a theater for the first time without laughing like an idiot
>>69998534
Bronsnans movies were cheesy in a way, but at least he wasn't some blonde faggot looking for a some great meaning for everything, he just killed people, drank, and womanized, just as bond in the books was intended.
>>69996375
The only thing better than this scene was the invisible car stuff.
The Madonna cameo was stupid too.
>>69996310
Mama Mia was great
>>69999682
>hit musical
>lets hire a main star who can't sing
>>69996375
>dumbasses unironically think spectre is worse than this
>>70000475
can we all agree to the following?
GREAT TIER:
>casino royale
>goldeneye
UNDERRATED AND WOULD BE GREAT WITHOUT DENISE RICHARDS TIER:
>the world is not enough
BEST GIRL(S) RUINED BY MEDIOCRE VILLAIN/SHAKY CAM TIER:
>quantum of solace
NOT BAD UNTIL THE SHIT THIRD ACT TIER:
>skyfall
>tomorrow never dies
WHY WAS THIS ALLOWED TIER:
>spectre
DIE ANOTHER DAY TIER:
>die another day
>liking Bond
>>70000729
>craig
>bond
>>70001351
autism
>>69998673
>hating Craig
shit taste.
>>70000729
Skyfall is great, fuck you faggot.
>>70001351
It don't matter how hard you shitpost, Craig is Bond.
>>70000729
TWINE's problems go far beyond Denise Richards, anon. The intro is the only good part.
Also the idea that /tv/ tries to perpetuate that Skyfall is bad is laughable.
>>70000729
>goldeneye
>Same tier as Casino Royale
>>69996336
>>69996389
>He threatened to divorce his wife if she underwent liposuction surgery
>>70001915
Top 3 Bonds:
1. Casino Royale
2. GoldenEye
3. Skyfall
this is fact. arguing against this list is poor form.
Only Bond movies worth watching:
Dr. No
From Russia With Love
Goldfinger
On Her Majesty's Secret Service
The Living Daylights
License To Kill
GoldenEye
Tomorrow Never Dies
The World is Not Enough
Casino Royale
Quantum of Solace
Skyfall
Spectre
>>70001957
Top 3 bond movies you dummie, not top 3 bonds
Cause top 3 Bonds is
1. Roger Moore
2. Daniel Craig
3. Timothy Dalton
This is fact. Arguing against this list if poor form.
>>70001986
I'd add You Only Live Twice and remove TWINE, QoS & Spectre, but otherwise, good job
Its honestly amazing how bad the majority of this franchise is. Fucking Moore era really shit the bed.
>>70001941
For real
>>70002071
>Having to resort to plebbitcalling cause you get so triggered by the ladykiller Bond
>>69997224
TND is shit
TWINE on the other hand is actually decent, if poorly paced.
>>70001957
only one from that list in the top 3 is CR
the rest are top 10-13
>>70002149
other way around
TND is goofy and poor paced but is at least entertaining
TWINE is garbage and wasted 2 great villains and a theme on a poorly written and poorly paced movie
>>70001986
All the sixties-era Bond films are worth watching
The Spy Who Loved Me and Moonraker are both worth watching, the former because it's good and the latter because it's so-bad-its-good
Oh, and the Craig films are okay I guess but hardly worth mentioning with the others
>>70002202
Eh, at least TWINE is unique, and is interesting because of this. TND is just an uninspired rehash of the Lewis Gilbert films
>>69996310
No, he still was one of the best Bonds as always, but the movies were just worse.
>all these fags that like Goldeneye
The scene where he jumped into a crashing plane was full retard. Not believable even by James Bond standards.
>>70004846
So what, he's James Bond, he literally survives the impossible every film.
>>69996375
D&D was great fuck off
>>70004846
yeah but the 'for England James... No, for me' is still glorious
>>69996375
>tfw someone mentions Die Another Day
>>70001789
Goddamn, that was a good-looking movie.
>>69996375
Is this the most 'americanized' James Bond movie?
>People complain about the Craig movies being too serious
>They hate the Moore movies
Wtf?
>>69996310
There was nowhere to go but down after the best Bond movie ever.
>>70009503
Contrariaism is the shittiest internet culture and it needs to die, it's not even a question about opinions and taste anymore
>>70000729
>QOS
>Better than anything
>>69996375
>this is stupid/bad
>roger moore bond is okay though even hiding in a fake crocodile
>>70010233
Yeah, cause that's something that you can do irl
>>70010552
Yup, crocodile gadget isn't retarded at all
>>70002202
No he was right. DaD is shit compared to TND but TND is shit compared to TWINE and all 3 are shit compared to Goldeneye.
It's incredible TND is as decent as it is considering how many rewrites the film had write up to and throughout production.
>>69996375
>>69996375
I liked the two that followed. Like if they came out today, I wouldn't consider my time wasted watching those flicks. DAD is wierd for me. It's bad, but funny and memorable in it's awfulness. Not like QoS/Spectire where it's bad and I slowly forget about it over time. I'll always remember it.
>>70001828
He's too short.
>>70001005
I don't like the direction they took with the Daniel Craig movies, I prefer the camp, silly Bond to the Bourne tribute act that was Quantum of Solace. The Daniel Craig stuff is probably good in it's own right, I just can't get past the departure from the original spirit of the franchise. It takes itself a bit too seriously for it to be fun.
For me:
Dalton>Connery>Brosnan>Moore>Lazenby>Craig
I can't remember Lazenby's performance, so he might be preferable to Moore if I rewatched OHMSS, but Roger Moore was pretty good as Bond most of the time.
>>70001828
Not anymore.
When did you first realise Bond use to work for the IRA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_9SG-zYvPjk
>>69996310
Thomas crowne affair.
He was never exactly a huge star. If it wasn't for remmington steel no one would know who he was.
>>69996421
Im a freaking am3rican gold medalist dammit
>>70013501
You can't remake a Steve McQueen film, it's not possible.
>>70013501
Not many people have seen Remington Steel, at least where I live (UK). But Mrs Doubtfire was definitely big enough to get his face out there, even though he wasn't the star. There was also some disaster movie that did well IIRC.
Playing Bond is on another level, obviously, but I think he was quite recognisable before that.
>>70014212
Dantes Peak
>>70010233
This desu.
No one here apparently remembers any of the Moore films and how hokey and lightweight they were.
THE WORLD IS NOOOOOOOOT ENOUGH
BUT ITS SUCH A PERFECT PLACE TO STARTcomfy film
The Matador, best James Bond followup movie ever. I swear it must be where they ripped half the ideas for Archer from.
>>70014212
>Not many people have seen Remington Steel, at least where I live (UK).
Because it was a network tv show in the 80s. Its no longer relevant and mostly forgotten now but it was what put him in the public eye. Mrs doubtfire came after the show had been off the air.
>>70013674
Have you not seen it? Its pretty good and if you squint your eyes and tilt your head you can pretend its another bond flick.
>>70001986
>Tomorrow Never Dies
Total garbage. Replace that with Die Another Day
>>70013368
>I don't like the direction they took with the Daniel Craig movies, I prefer the camp, silly Bond to the Bourne tribute act that was Quantum of Solace. The Daniel Craig stuff is probably good in it's own right, I just can't get past the departure from the original spirit of the franchise. It takes itself a bit too seriously for it to be fun.
Agreed, after DAD they tried way too hard to distance themselves from the campy aspects of the franchise, and what we got were spiritless, generic action films that misuse the Bond label.
>Dalton>Connery>Brosnan>Moore>Lazenby>Craig
Exactly how I would rank them
>I can't remember Lazenby's performance, so he might be preferable to Moore if I rewatched OHMSS, but Roger Moore was pretty good as Bond most of the time.
Lazenby's performance isn't very good, but his insecurity does lend a vulnerability to the character that is interesting to see. I wouldn't say he's better than Moore though, who was actually pretty good when really tried, though it wasn't often. I like his performance in FYEO
>>70017326
None of the Moore films are as retarded as DAD, crocodile or no crocodile. At the very least they can boast cool practical effects instead of the shitty CGI in Die Another Day
Also I think the Moore-era films are enjoyable for what they are, and Moonraker is actually one of the most entertaining films in the franchise.
>>69998534
It wasn't "that" bad when it came out. Shitty CGI was kinda the norm. It has aged like yak milk though.
>>70001789
This is why I want that faggot to do two more. If the next two were even close to Skyfall and Casino Royal I would be happy.
>>70001756
>liking that humorless blonde meathead pretending to be James Bond
shit taste
>>70001828
Fleming Bond is Bond, and Craig is one of the least accurate portrayals.
Is he the only Bond to like fat women?
>>70018816
>At the very least they can boast cool practical effects
yeah balloon man was ahead of its time.
DaD haters seem like they froth at the mouth and abandon all reason when it comes to the movie.
The stuff with changing face and fencing was pretty cool though
>>69996375
This movie has one of the best fencing scenes of all time.
>>70004846
that's his bonds shtick
>>70021460
>yeah balloon man was ahead of its time.
That scene is hilarious IMO
>DaD haters seem like they froth at the mouth and abandon all reason when it comes to the movie.
I don't hate it at all, I enjoy it in a so-bad-its-good kinda way, just like most of the Roger Moore movies.
>>70001993
Fuck off. Craig was a terrible bond completely devoid of charisa.
Go back to your Bourne movies faggot.
>>69996310
>gif
>picture doesn't move
OP fucked up like crazy
>>69996375
>>70021803
This was exactly my reaction to it
Glad you all agree
>Best bonds
1.Connery
2.Dalton
3.Brosnan
4.Moore
5.Craig
6.Lazenby
>Best films
Thunderball
GoldenEye
The Living Daylights
OHMSS
Goldfinger
>Best themes
Nobody Does It Better
Live and Let die
Diamonds Are Forever
Thunderball
Tomorrow Never Dies
>>70021836
Good to see some love for Thunderball, almost as underrated as YOLT
>>70013317
that doesn't mean shit, are you going to say Michael Keaton's Batman is the worst because he was by far the shortest.
>>70013390
true, but he was Bond just as much as anyone else.
He also had the best movie in the entire franchise. That must make a lot of people butthurt.
QoS and Spectre are NOWHERE near as awful as DaD or A View To A Kill.
>>70020898
back to your Marvel-Reddit quipfests you baby Boomers.
I'd rather have a serious stories and elevate the Bond films into something more than just vapid entertainment.
That starts by actually giving Bond Characterization (which some seem to hate but it's a necessary in any compelling story)
>>70021398
that don't matter. if it did, Latezby would be the best bond.
>>70021640
>le epic Bourne ripoff meme xDD
Wow you really proved me wrong! It's not like Bourne redefined the action filmmaking genre or anything? right? oh wait..
QoS is the only Bourne Ripoff, Skyfall and Spectre (and especially Casino Royale) are nothing like Bourne.
>>70022087
Spectre and Skyfall are dog shit
>>70022138
nice meme.
>>70022231
>Reddit likes it
>Therefore its good
>>70022087
>He also had the best movie in the entire franchise.
What, Casino Royale? It's insane how many people overrate that movie. If you honestly think it's anything more than a middling Bond film you have shit taste
>>70022231
Nice argumentum ad populum
>>70022262
>Reddit boogeyman shitposting
we're done here.
>>70022288
no sir. It had the best villain and extremely well choreographed action sequences that blew every other Bond movie before it out of the water.
The facial acting by Craig and Mads during the poker scene is among the best acting this franchise has ever seen.
Plus it's one of the few films where Bond isn't a self-insert fantasy and rather an actual character.
>>70022629
Skyfall looks great but lacks in every other department
Its meh at best
I think the only shit Brosnan Bond film is The World Is Not Enough, even Robbie Coltrane, Robert Carlyle and Judy Dench couldnt save that turd.
>>69996375
DaD gets a bet rep but if you take out Halle Berry's performance its pretty entertaining, id probably put it over Tomorrow Never dies it wasnt for her, she's that bad.
>>69996310
No.
Same goes for any actor that steps into a massve franchise.
If you're not already going places, it's unlikely to make you go places.
Harrison Ford & Natalie Portman were already big before Star Wars, Mark Hammil and Hayden Christensen were not. Their trajectory afterwards continued as if they'd never done Star Wars.
>want to watch Dad
>it has Halle Berre in it
>want to watch TND
>It has some asian woman in it
Guess I'll have to settle for TWINE
>>70001915
Martin Campbel is the man they pull in to save Bond from itself. His two are unquestionably the best in the last few decades.
I don't think it's fair to judge the new ones against the old ones because so much has changed.
>>70024343
You know who'd be good for Bond 25?
Not even memeing.
>>70022629
>no sir. It had the best villain and extremely well choreographed action sequences that blew every other Bond movie before it out of the water.
Oh please, Le Chiffre is one of the least interesting villains, he's bland as hell. The action is good, but far from the best.
>The facial acting by Craig and Mads during the poker scene is among the best acting this franchise has ever seen.
The poker scene is retarded, the dumbest scene in the movie. It's like no one in the room actually knows how to play poker, who the fuck wrote that shit? It should have been Baccarat anyway
>Plus it's one of the few films where Bond isn't a self-insert fantasy and rather an actual character.
Yeah, a boring stone-faced thug with no personality. What a character
Also
>giving a shit about RT scores
Jesus
Brosnan Bond is the most OP Bond of all.
This makes Trevelyan the strongest and most dangerous villain, since he actually beat him in a fight and would have killed him if Natalya hadn't shown up with a helicopter.
>>70022346
Why is it dog shit?
>>70020898
Casino Royale is a fucking masterpiece.
>>70024192
TWINE is fucking awful. Worst Bond villian.
>>70024423
I agree with that. Its strange, it hasnt happen yet. The "winter level" in Inception was like from a Bond movie. Even better...
>>70024497
Oddjob would crush Alec like a walnut.
>>69996375
>ALRIGHT BROSNAN
>TIME FOR KITE SURFING A TSUNAMI
>>70017458
Man I love this movie
>>70025143
that fat fuck can't move faster than a moderate trot.
alec could literally run circles around him. you can't hug what you can't catch.
>>70025371
Alec could still not hurt him, and eventually Oddjob would get him.
>>70001828
So was Bob Holness. Doesn't make him exempt from being shit.
>>70013368
This guy gets it. Though the Moore/Lazenby thing is debatable. I might even say they end up being equals.
Dalton was the perfect mix of srs bsns and camp shit.
Brosnan has the best 007 games.
Goldeneye and WiNE were both great.
Best movie.
>>70024423
He's be good at anything.
Problem is he can do whatever he wants and is unlikely to want Bond.
>>70025032
It has its moments and I like Martin Campbell's directing, but for the most part it's mediocre and Craig is the worst Bond
>>70027378
>not including Everything or Nothing
>>70001789
Skyfall just felt a bit too much like a 50th anniversary film, and deviated heavily from the typical structure of a Bond film. It's a solid movie in its own right. The hacking scene was unforgivable though. Good thing the chase that immediately followed was great.
>>70027587
Best Bond Villain
>GLANG-GLANG-A-LANG-A-LANG
>>69996310
THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
ACTUAL only Bonds Worth watching:
Dr. No
Russia with love
goldfinger
thunderball you only live twice
on her majesty's secret service
spy who loved me
for your eyes only
living daylights
licence to kill
goldeneye
casino royale
>>70029259
>Russian shits in black jumpsuits with lemon piping
>>69996375
I saw this in theaters as a child and I remember thinking how dumb this scene was
Dalton > Connery > Craig > Moore > Brosnan > Lazenby
>>70001789
Skyfall is shit
>meme-y HE WANTED TO B CAPTURED bad guy plan that every movie after the Dark Knight ripped off for years
>replacing old cinical Q with faggot numale
>bad guys plan made no fucking sense
>he planned to have subway crash toward bond years in advance?
The scene where Bond captures him is good and the Home Alone standoff was well done but wow what a shit movie
>>70029369
>no Skyfall
>>70029645
its based on you guys
skyfall triggers half this board for some reason
>>70029519
>numale
>>70029685
Pic related, it's you.
>>70029673
it's because it was good and this board hate movies that are well received by critics because
contrarianism = shit taste.
>>70029780
>ad-hominem
