semen priestess edition
old >>69916583
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HOLD THE DAMN DOOR, WYLIS
>>69917797
NEXT EP PREVIEW
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
i think i am in love
>>69917797
Back in my day they used to introduce hot bitches like this with some sexposition.
CAHRMELA
>>69917833
thx familia
>>69917833
ty
op had one job
>mfw every time I watch the hold the door scene
>>69917833
Coldhands or Benjen confirmed
>>69917833
HOT GARBAGE
didn't everyone say hodor went mad one day and kept saying hodor ever since?
in the flashback we clearly saw him yell hold the door multiple times. it's not a small detail that people like old nan would forget, why did no one mention this before?is it because GRRM came up with it on the fly?
HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR, SUKA BLYAD
>>69917833
>I TAKE WHAT IS MINE
>has literally been given the most powerful weapons in the world and whole armies
It's just so bad isnt it lads? why cant i stop watching it
nth for Meera
>>69917833
>i will take what is mine
why is dany's lines to cringe? worst fucking character
>>69917913
Because it's the best show that's currently airing . Suck my jewish cock
remember these days?
>>69917835
One day I'm going to make her react like that.
>the night king touched me!
>you're marked you need to gtfo
>wait, just one more dream trip
did anyone screencap them perky titties on the chick playing salsa in the play?
Correct me if I'm wrong but have D&D forgotten that Aeron is related to Balon/Euron? He seems to be taking all of this pretty well.
>gf has her period
>Haven't had sex in a week
>Get a boner thinking about how I'd fuck those children of the forest.
Tell me I'm not the only one.
>>69917892
Or because nobody understood what he was saying because he spontaneously started yelling HODDADOOR
How fucking sad that Bran literally mindfucked his best friend.
You have 10 seconds to justify why this isn't a 10/10 episode and one of the greatest episodes in the show's history.
WARTS, you just all got dick blasted by D&D
THEY FUCKING RUINED KINGSMOOT AND EURON
ENOUUUUUUGHHHHHHH FUCK YOU KEK&KEK FUCK YOU JUST FUCK OFFF AND WRITE MORE FART JOKES YOU USELESS FUCKING NIGGERS
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69917913
because it's so bad it has become a parody of itself, so it becomes enjoyable to watch again
>>69917936
You'd cum in your pants if Stannis said that, neckbeard
>dick pov literally in my face
>never had a close-up of tits
>>69917967
>warts
>(farts)
POTTERY
F L A M E T R U T H
>>69917919
Perfection
>>69917949
>not plunging out her bloody cunt
You're doing life wrong
Is Sansa just Cersei lite except she hates her brother. Half brother.
Will we get a 10 minute Tormund/Brienne sex scene?
show Jorah = book Victarion
>>69917913
Nostalgia of the older seasons, there's no stopping now
>>69917938
>>69917942
im not sure if it's the lens or what... but she just looks so comfy
i bet her butt is warm and her tits are heavenly to cuddle up into
best mommy
>>69917978
>tfw the play in Braavos is actually a jab at the show itself
it's like pottery BRAVO D&D
>>69917984
Don't forget bad poosi
>>69917793
Yeah that is a shocking admission to be honest
>>69917703
>Sweetrobin is a greenseer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMgUIPvAlLI [Embed]
Think the Sweetrobin shit starts a couple videos in but it's all worth a watch
>>69917965
Lets go kill my niece and nephew
>>69917972
>No cock
>No cock
>Big cock
He was the ideal candidate
>>69917951
it wasn't hoddadoor at first, he clearly yells "hold the door" the first few times, while amongst a crowd.
WYLIS, COULD YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOR?
>>69917972
I hate those hacks so much. Such great source material and they make a retarded character with no charisma out of him.
>>69917965
*SHARTS*
Reposting
I think that Arya is simply an experiment for the faceless men. Jaqen said that the OG faceless men were all slaves - people who were treated merely as property, it follows that such a person would have no real sense of self, no identity to attach to.
They're curious to see if someone who is not of the background can still make it.
That and jaqen probably just has a soft spot for her as the other guy said
Or more likely DD haven't the slightest fucking clue what to do with her.
Does anyone else here like Bravos?
My family is Italian and we have gone back to Italy many times travelling around to visit family. Bravos really reminds me of Venice and it's history.
I like the strength of their institutions and how they are different from those of Westeros (Feudalism), the former Valyrian Freeholds (Slavery) and how different yet similar it is to both.
Also Syrio was a cool dude.
>it's bookfags on suicide watch: the season
>>69917948
Damphair doesn't want to rule, and he's stoked that Euron is an actual Drowned Man now good and proper.
>>69918012
>i bet her butt is warm and her tits are heavenly to cuddle up into
what did he mean by this?
>the Hodor name reveal has more build up than the kingsmoot
>>69918016
Holy shit how did I forget the best girl.
What went wrong?
>>69918032
I think it's those big lenses that make me hate him more.
>create something with a higher power level than you
>make it sentient
Why are chinks of the forest so retarded?
>>69917949
This guy >>69917996
is correct. A man's not a man until he's got blood on his sword.
![latest[2].png](https://i.imgur.com/F8AZRib.png "latest[2].png")
>be Bran
>go back in time to stop Aerys II from executing my uncle and grandfather
>notice that he has no such plans
>it's just the opposite, he sees this as an opportunity to get rid of Rhaegar
>suddenly realize that Brandon is bethrothed to mother
>it's only because he died that father married her in Brandon's place
>start whispering to the Mad King that he must execute the Starks
EXPECTO PATRONUM
>>69917972
Stop watching then retard.
>>69918056
literally everything
>>69918056
I'm not going to theduce her, the iron fleet is going to theduce her.
>>69917946
This made me really mad too.
>>69918056
Yara stronk
*Grabs dick*
>>69917949
>Get a boner thinking about how I'd fuck those children of the forest.
if you´re gonna tell her at least dont make it sound full pedo i bet she doesnt have a PhD in alien pussy
>>69918051
>hodor name reveal has more build up than white walker creation
>ywn be Arthas tied to a tree by tree girls
Still don't get how Bran made Hodor retarded in the past by warging into him in the future
>>69918056
>casting
>writing
>performance
>no eye patch
>>69917965
>retard doggu
>lol let's murder my nephew and niece and build a thousand ships ;D
>all of the show's males getting cucked
>>69917835
>tfw you'll never eat her swamp-smelling fishy pussy
>>69917948
they celebrate kinslaying in the iron islands.
>>69917833
Coldhands will save Bran, calling it.
>>69918074
FUCK YOU YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO
EURON WAS LITERALLY A USELESS FUCKING NERD IN THE SHOW, HE HAS NO CHARISMA, HE HAS NO ABILITIES, NO SWAG, NO FUCKING NOTHING
FUCK THE FUCK OFF BITCH
>>69918072
HOLY FUCK THIS KID SELFISHLY RUINED EVERYTHING
>>69918032
This. Too many bookfags. We need some more girls in here.
>>69918107
>walter white
>white walker
>>69917972
>What is shit may never be ruined
I only ever gave a fuck about edgelord Yuron on the off chance that Euron=Daario theory could have been true.
>>69918099
because the white walker origin is fucking stupid
daily reminder to hold the door and get on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXZsNikTGY
>how do you like your origin story senpai?
>>69917797
The actress/whore in this episode had fucking amazing tits. I need to find a girl with tits like those so I can fondle them all day long.
To all the Chads here, what percentage of girls have tits like the ones in the episode. Are tits like that the norm or do the majority of girls have this disgusting hanging ball in sack tits?
Anyone have the Sansa actress nudes?
>>69917833
I can't wait for next week. Either I'm going to see Maegery's vag, or I'm going to see autists spaz out because they thought they were going to see her vag and it gets stopped in some twist
>>69917946
What was the significance of Bran watching Ned leave and Rickards saying good bye?
>>69917972
I've said this a few times since I saw it but honestly it feels like they just gave up with the Kingsmoot and the Iron Islands in general. The set, the actors and the costume department felt really phoned in.
Like, are we to believe that the small group of people we had present could have built a thousand boats and threatened anyone? Are these people analogous to vikings or pirates?
I know it's not historical or anything but a common misconception about history is that people literally looked like shit and wore tattered rags, this was not true. People took care of their shit and tried to look presentable. If the people present at the Kingsmoot were the movers and shakers of Iron Islands society then wouldn't they be wearing clothing fitting their status?!
>all the normalfags suddenly hate CIA
what wentright?
>>69917835
Is she still pure
Why did Bran and Bloodraven go back to sleep after saying they have to leave?
LETS MAKE GOT GREAT AGAIN
>>69918119
daring call, anon. i don't think anyone had posted that in /got/ before. you're really going out on a limb, screencapping your post so i can laud you when it happens.
>>69918124
I am the storm.
>>69918107
>tied to a tree by girls
>pants open
>>69918051
Character trumps plot mechanics you autismal blood clot.
>>69918065
>create doomsday weapon to stop men
>because they can't stop men, even with fucking magic grenades
>WW completely uncontrollable and BTFO everything
women amirite
>>69918056
he looks like a fucking indian
WHAT HAPPENED AT THE TOWER!?!?
RRRRRREEEEEE
>>69918072
where did all you zombies come from?
>>69917989
Praise R'hllor
>>69918107
the guy looks like a mix between daniel craig and tom hiddleston. when will the pottery end?
>>69917912
>And has managed to lose them all, repeatedly.
>>69918155
>if you must fight, win.
this line will help Bran ditch ned's honor and beat dany and her shitskin horde back across the sea.
It's a Hodor says "Hodor" episode.
Then dies
>>69918124
Stop watching then retard.
>>69917892
i really suspect this. i don't think martin is that much of a planner
>>69917797
potatonose/10
>>69918126
Bran literally did nothing wrong
>cock cock cock fart fart cock
Great writing there amirite?
>>69918168
So that Bran could fuck Hodor's brain up in the past. If he didn't, time would be broken or something.
>>69918107
Why would a firstman be shaved like this
>>69918171
could you please forgive me for not being able to be in these threads 24/7?
Take my butthole as a token of friendship and the greatest of all apologies.
>You are marked! The WW know where you are
>It is ok, they can't enter the cave
>Now they can for no reason at all lol
>Brienne is being sent solo to the riverlands
Lady Stoneheart is back on.
>>69918056
Jack Black worked really hard to get into shape, and you guys just give him shit
>>69918025
And no-one was really paying attention. It'd sound like some autist's incomprehensible garble to anyone.
>>69918226
>yfw Gravedigger
>>69918214
yes actually. You guya joke around but it's actually hard to write crude and organic stuff like that well
>>69918179
But he is Danish. Are you saying Vikings were indians and sheiit?
>>69917797
RANDYLL HYPE
STRONG WHITE MALE 0% KEK HYPE!!!
>>69918203
D&D hate honor and trying to be a decent person like Ned, but GRRM doesn't.
>>69918166
she's almost 26 man
>>69918146
WHERE DID THIS GOBLIN NIGGERS WERE TO BEGIN WITH?
THEY LITERALLY SPROUTED FROM NOTHING AND THEY WERE OK THEY HAD THE WHITE WALKERS CREATORS THERE
?????????????????????????????????
>>69917946
They had to do it. Bloodraven can't move, so he knew he was going to get fucked when the NK gets there no matter what, so he had to upload as much of himself into Bran as possible before that happened.
It's really weird that they haven't shown stannis body
he's alive
>>69918209
he's said he doesn't outline because it makes writing boring for him.
>>69917979
Yeah, because he was a good actor playing a complex character.
>>69918056
Lets go murdeh them
>>69918226
She'll probably get the Osha treatment.
>>69918205
You're not allowed to be on 4chan if you're under eighteen.
This includes being mentally under the age of eighteen which you appear to be as your are feeding a troll who is posting low quality bait.
Leave. Your parents or carer wouldn't approve of you being on here.
>>69918226
Nah, they're doing this mainly to get the Hound back into the game.
>people think Hodor's dead
He's become Coldhands
>Bran goes south of the wall
>White walkers can now pass too
Goddamn it, Bran.
>semen priestess edition
A true gentleman would hold the door for her.
>>69918232
but why? if someone started yelling shit around me, i'd pay extra close attention to understand. even more so if i knew the person.
>>69917972
Book Euron is a video game tier villain. I prefer show Euron
>>69918248
pedo
>>69918252
>>69918155
It was pointless, they just needed to but him near Hodor.
In the post game D&D said that Bran was torrenting a bunch of shit form the Bloodraven, dont know why they didnt show is any of that!
>>69918184
R'hllor hungers
>>69918072
>EXPECTO PATRONUM
>>69918271
Stop coming here then retard.
>>69918056
Holy shit, Ryan Dunn is alive?
>>69918030
it's all going to be pointless--she's just going to go back to westeros for personal revenge...
>>69917948
Is it even confirmed that this guy is Aeron and not some random drowned priest?
>>69918111
You're just not very intellectual, don't worry.
>>69918240
>>69918274
>your literal face when Brienne and the Hound have a rematch and he merks her
>>69918219
Not everyone grows chest hair, body hair is less prevalent in certain peoples. I've known a guy who couldn't grow underarm hair, he was Austrian. I'm Italian and am super hairy though.
For a fantasy show i'm giving this a plausible.
>>69918283
Kill yourself
>>69918222
you really thought you were the first to "call" a thing like that? how arrogant are you, you fucking sub 100 iq monkey?
Every SINGLE FUCKING SCENE varys has been in this season has mentioned he has no dick
Did dabid and dab contact early onset alzheimers? Did they stop proofreading the first coke fueled drafts of every episode? Are they gonna be okay?
What if this is all a dream and the end Bran wakes up from a coma after being thrown out the window, Jamie and Cersei are being executed
>>69918276
Bran the Builder becomes Bran the destroyer
>>69918165
why do they hate him? Fuckin normies man
>Stannis had the flaming heart embroided on his chest
>Brienne slashed his throat
>the blood made the heart turn dark
Stannis Stoneheart confirmed
>>69917943
Puberty was rough for bran
>>69918248
But she's a dyke so maybe pure anyway
>>69918022
>>69918028
>>69918115
Rewatch the first seasons senpaitachi, there's some stupid shit going on there as well.
>>69918251
what does uploading have to do with watching ned leave for the vale?
Bran = BR
Bran = Coldhands
Bran = Night King
Nobody cares that Meera has killed a White Walker now? Remember when it was difficult to do? He just lets her lunge with an Obsidian spear in his face.
>>69918294
>this is the best he can do
Have we had a full frontal close up of a vagina yet? Or a clearly visible vagina at all? I forget
>>69918155
It was just an excuse for the setting HOLDDADOOOOR
>hodor dies
>arya and her stupid, useless scenes still alive
>euron got cucked
FeelsBadMan
>>69918340
that would make sense if he was in the crownlands. he'd be uselss as a vengeful spirit in the north
>>69918032
tha great turdle himself!
>>69918356
Meera is jons sister so its expected.
>>69918342
Not as bad as to Arya
>>69918030
>implying d&d are the reason she's there
You autists need to accept that the fatass himself came up with these things
>the ironborn cannot be ruled by a woman!
>but we will build 1000 ships for kellyc and serve her
DABID
>>69918151
46.3479% to be precise
>>69918331
>DABID
>WHAT
>HE HAS NO COCK
>NO COCK DABID! NO COCK!
>*both scream and run around laughing while farting for 10 mins
>>69918331
Yep, I felt like it got super excessive that they have to emphasize it in every conversation they have.
>>69918327
Peng senpai
>>69918327
Would suck on all day
>>69918356
they needa expand Meera more for the Tower of Joy reveal scene when there's twins
>>69918165
>suddenly
CIA was always reviled by normies. They masturbate at the thought of Sansa being his downfall
>>69918333
>le was just a dream xxxdddd
>>69918356
R+L=J+M confirmed. All hail Azor Meera!
>>69918351
Benjen is coldhands
>>69918362
Vaginas are gross looking so no
![hGhNRr06[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/yuNcDBT.jpg "hGhNRr06[1].jpg")
>it's not Sir, it's Ser
>it's not Edward, it's Eddard
>it's not Edmund, it's Edmure
>it's not Lancaster, it's Lannister
>it's not York, it's Stark
>it's not East, it's Essos
>it's not West, it's Westeros
>>69918362
not any porn tier close ups, but there's definitely been vag in the show
>>69918338
Holy shit, it's confirmed.
D&D have the deepest lore.
>>69918146
I'm not the only one who wants to fuck her right?
>>69917835
>>69917919
>>69918372
Euron pretty much said that he will mary her
>>69918051
Literally no one but autistic virgins care about the iron islands
>>69918356
she didn't lunge, she threw it. Samwell also killed an Other. She also grabbed a sword before running out we think could be Dark Sister.
>>69917955
Exactly my thought. Young Wylis/Walder was fine all the way up until the point the door needed to be held and he was about to be killed. Seeing and possibly feeling your own death years before it happens would mess anyone up. But damn, Hodor held that door.
>>69918356
i thought it was Jon's valeryian steel that fucked up the white walkers...it would make sense with what your saying with the difficulty it would be to kill a white walker.
>>69918391
They'll be right too
It's pretty obvious at this point
>>69918330
>you really thought you were the first to "call" a thing like that?
No, I didn't. I just said what I think it will happen is that a sin? Or should I look back the archives everytime I post to make sure I'm not repeating what someone else has said before?
>>69918372
i agree that the writing has gotten awful, but this is reaching a bit far. it was clear that euron wanted to tame kelly c with his cock and make her his submissive wife
>>69918357
You're the one that keeps replying ;)
Don't forget to stop watching retard.
>>69918162
the crown was laughably bad costuming
>>69918365
This is your answer >>69918372
Euron straight up admits that he killed Balon and that he's going to hand over all power to Danaerys. It just continues the trend of how fucking stupid ironborn are.
>>69918056
Am I the only one who thinks he looks just like an older Theon? Well casted based on his looks alone, at the very least.
>>69917797
So, Bran was the voice that Varys heard?
>>69918372
He will be king. Dani will be Queen. They're ok with co-ruled by a queen because the man will take the lion's share anyway
>>69918398
>its not dragon, its drogon
Aren't the Children of the Forest on some sort of Island due to a truce or someshit?
>>69918179
He clearly looks like anyone else I see in Scandinavia, are you fucking retarded?
>>69918146
so exactly how much time did the sacrifice of the children, the doge and Hodor buy for the crippleStark?
the last scene shows they disappear in a fucking blizzard with and ice zombie horde in their ass. + 2-4 ice kings.
THEY HEAD INTO A FUCKING BLIZZARD
which is basically the icecocks' favourite element.
while Hodor is slowly disintegrating into zombie food.
also why did the last Child fucking go full allahu akbar?!
she could have simply thrown the grenade. did she really think her an hero would stop that swarm?!are the Children actually fucking retarded? they created Agent Smith and now he's finally strong enough to wipe out every other life forms.
what did they mean by all this?
>>69918151
Most chicks have saggy tits because they're lazy and eat bad
>>69918304
Not been mentioned by name yet but he's listed as Aeron on the official website.
>>69917892
>didn't everyone say hodor went mad one day and kept saying hodor ever since?
this is still true
http://uk.ign.com/articles/2016/05/23/game-of-thrones-showrunners-break-down-major-white-walker-revelation
>Explained Weiss of the reveal, "The Night's King, who's sort of the embodiment of absolute evil, what you're watching is the creation of that absolute evil, so the absolute evil isn't absolute after all."
>But it's worth noting two things: one, that the Three-Eyed Raven seemingly transferred over all of his powers to Bran. Said Weiss, "He's got to try to upload all this knowledge into Bran. ... This is happening much, much more rapidly than he thought this was going to happen, and he doesn't really know what it all means, he doesn't know what to make of it all because it's happening under duress. "
>>69918333
trips confirms
Is Hodor conscious when he's holding the door? Or is Bran still inside him?
>>69918431
That was the first time I replied to you. I'm just saying that you should actually post something good or learn how to troll.
>>69918151
It's not uncommon, if they're young and healthy weight. The problem is finding that double
>>69918140
DELETE THIS
>>69918338
POTTERY
O
T
T
E
R
Y
if you could time walk back to your own self just before your old self is about to watch episode 1 season 1
what would you do/say?
>>69918414
And he stands there as she does it all. Sam's kill was luck, the WW was there for the baby and wouldn't even consider the possibility of Sam having obsidian. They are now storming a place where CotF live and don't consider the possibility that their weapons of dragon glass?
>>69918406
I thought she looks like she could play Anne Frank, then checked IMDB and it already actually happened
>>69918475
>>Explained Weiss of the reveal, "The Night's King, who's sort of the embodiment of absolute evil, what you're watching is the creation of that absolute evil, so the absolute evil isn't absolute after all."
jesus christ these people write for a living.
>>69918397
>Vaginas are gross looking so no
>gross shit in MY GoT? hell no let me go back to watch castrations, retards and baby eating
isnt this all the more reason to add it to GoT (^:
>>69918465
>agent smith
Kek, using that
what if bran caused 9/11
>>69918509
Make a YouTube reaction channel and set the trend.
QUICK POST WHAT HOUSE YOUD WANNA BE IN
house frey, because im ugly, nihilistic, and with a wicked sense of humor
>>69918509
DO I have to warg myself?
DONT WATCH THE SHOW
DOWASH
So how long will Randyll tarly last?
Cant have another strong white male on the show.
>>69918465
That whole sequence was JUST
>>69918509
"Don't go to /tv/ and just enjoy it like a normie"
>>69918514
she's not even jewish
there was controversy about it because 'non jewish girl starring as a jew hurr durr'
>>69918370
But Arya was an ugly child that grew into a ugly teenager.
Bran was a qt shota until the brotbong genes kicked in
>>69918513
I don't think that the white walkers are supersoldiers or essentially stronger than human fighters - they're just impervious to normal attacks.
>>69918331
yeah, i also love how he was just totally confused by what tyrion was saying. AND WHY ARE GREYWORM AND MISSANDEI HELPING RULE MEEREEN? aren't they just a translator and a random soldier?? i can maybe understand greyworm giving the military strategy side of things... but missandei? her only qualification is that she knows more than one language.
>>69918528
Cripples can't melt steel beams
>>69918513
are you going to scrutinize every poorly choreographed action beat on this series and take it as evidence that Meera is not a Reed?
So since Bran's powers are of the "whatever happened, happened" time manipulating variety...
What existing characters or events do you think have already been influenced by his powers? Do you think any of the "not killed on screen" characters are really alive, and were somehow saved by Bran?
>>69918475
jesus christ they don't even know what they are doing? Do they?
>>69918517
I'm not sure Weiss has ever written at all.
I know Benioff did novels before TV but what the hell did Weiss do?
>>69918280
so? maybe someone did remember and thought little of it. the point is he says hodor from that point anyway.
>>69918027
CAAARMELA!!
>>69918372
That was grrm retard
>>69918535
Tyrells, because they're the chillest of the great houses. Arryns are alright too I guess. The rest are fucking shits.
>>69918475
this reads like something written by a 8 year old
>>69918535
/codd/
>>69918509
don't pick up snus
>>69918162
Game of Thrones world is like a 1300s-1500s sort of world, except with dragons and magic.
Iron Islands would be a civilization that would have peaked when they were more in the 700-1000 range. So they were threatening once, but the rest of the world has developed past them being a major threat.
>walkers catch bran
>they don't want to kill him
>they explain that they are the good guys
>bran must help them destroy the wall
>just like no walls should be built to keep people out of countries
>bran the destroyer
peotry
>>69918550
Now thats fucking rich...
>>69918327
Fucking delicious white whore
>>69918397
>vaginas are gross looking
and a penis isnt?
if you saw how the rest of the inside of your body looked, you'd call a vagina beautiful too.
i mean nobodys saying a hole that leads to the inside of the body looks "amazing"...
it's just not reasonable to say it looks gross without stating the obvious, nobody cares about how it llooks, we care about how it feels when we're inside it, good.
>>69918509
"Kill yourself you faggot"
>>69918509
I'd tell me to make prediction videos for every shitty thing that happened
And past me would tell me to fuck off for lying
>>69918436
>hand over all power to Dany
This show has enough things for you to pick on without making stuff up. Euron wants to marry Dany, not serve under her.
>>69918494
Hope Brans still inside otherwise Bran just made him a drooling retard for 40 years only to wake him up moments before death.
>>69918580
kek
