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Is CIA affected by the curse of Harrenhall?
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>>69916583
He has no benis :DDD
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(farts)
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>>69916583
Getting cucked was part of his master plan
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They did nothing wrong.
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MUH BIG COCK
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>Preston thinks that literally every character in the series has been controlled through telekinesis and "dreams lmao" and no one has made any decisions by themselves
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Why didn't they put wheels on Bran's sledge?
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>>69916625
>you will never fuck tree girl
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I guess the curse is off the table?
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does anyone seriously expect me to believe that a guy who is under siege in a single castle in a desolate burned warzone will muster up a significant force, march through thousands of miles of hostile territory in winter (which alone takes at least several weeks, maybe months) and then have his starving frozen men make enough of an impact to decide a battle in the favor of the Starks?
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first for spanish is a rich language

yfw in spanish will be
¡Obstruye el corredor!
¡Obstruye el corredor!
Obstruye el corredor! ¡Obstruye
corredor! ¡Obs... dor!
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I knew you bookfag fucks were full of shit saying the BASED Hodor twist was a D&D original

http://screencrush.com/game-of-thrones-hodor-hold-the-door-twist-confirmed/
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>>69916583
Just a reminder you will never be peggeg in the ass by the new Red Woman
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PURGE THE HERETICS
FEED THE DRAGONS
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>>69916650
Because then they'd get stuck in the snow.
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>>69916650
and have summer pull it. do dog sleds not exist in westeros?
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>>69916668
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>>69916583
Was holding the door all part of your plan?
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>>69916653
I hear she blows
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>>69916668
>he doesnt know the existence of the littlefinger teleporting device
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Stupid Tully wenches
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>>69916668
Not to mention they'd be rallying behind Jon Snow- who Eddard cucked Catelyn and House Tully with.
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HOL UP

Wasn't the whole point of Danny getting the unsullied as an army that they are obedient and dont rape and pillage?

Now she has a horde of horse riding rape machines, isnt this completely fucking stupid.

So now she will have them as her army but wouldn't before, what changed.

New thread fuck
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>>69916668
DABID HOW DO WE GET THE SHOW BACK TO THE RIVERLANDS
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>>69916625

>Create the walkers which fuck you up
>Sit around for 9000 years in a tree
>Suicide yourself for no reason instead of just throwing the grenade
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>The voice..His voice…they tell me…they tell me the saviour is coming
>The prince that was promised
>I'm the prince that was promised
>A sacrifice, I need to sacrifice -
>I need to burn them…burn them all…burn them all…burn them all…
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in kebab it would be;

kapıyı tut!
kapıyı tut!
kapıytut!
kapuyt!
kaput!

hodor is kaput.

it's poetry.
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>>69916668
High martial score and good morale
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>>69916677

I don't feel bad for george, he signed this show and he is just fucking around instead of completing his books, gurm apologists fuck off.

The meereenese knot was not complicated at all and he should have been able to figure it out in 3 months
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Preston!
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>>69916611
They made up that stupid scene, no way GRRM came up with that piece of shit.
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>the fire priestess sure was HOT right varys?
>oh right how would you know you have NO COCK
>*drinks*
>*farts*
>*makes deals*
>*walks through the city slowly*
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>>69916719
A lot of loyalty for a retarded stableboy!

Well congratulations, you got yourself stuck holding zombies behind a door. What's the next step of your master plan?
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>>69916696

But for the inside of the tree. That escape would have been a cake walk if he had wheels.
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>>69916583
HOW CAN A RETARD LOOK THIS WAY???
ITS NOT FAIR DAMNIT
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>>69916750

Bravo Bran
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So in reality what are the chances of the hound coming back

I don't enjoy GoT as much as I used to, but I do still like it for a few people. Having the Hound show up would be cool.
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>>69916787
You forgot *knows things*
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>>69916750
i guess you would need to be wargin in the present the actual person to somehow be able to change their lives, this way the time travel doesnt sound too bad and brann can´t just go and warg-past ned to fuck lyanna or some shit
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Would you turn away from Atheism and give your life to the Lord of Light if you get to titty-fuck this red priestess once a week?
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>>69916726
doesn't Sam have a younger brother who isn't a fat limpdick?
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So what DID Ramsay do to Sansa?

I mean specifically.
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Is "Hold the door" the most retarded twist in HBO history?
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DA SALT FRONE
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>>69916748
They weren't chasing grenades, they were chasing lifeforms
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In Welsh it would be
>Ddal y drws!
>Ddal y drws!
>Ddalydrws!
>Ddaldrws
>Ddadrws
>Ddadrw
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Håll Dörren
holl dorren
Ho Dorr

Hodor

Poesi, mina landsmänn
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>>69916818
Yes.
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>>69916807
hound shows up later this season and wipes out what's left of the BwoB
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>>69916639

>this is now canon
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>it's an arya scene
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Which characters would they have to kill off for you to completely give up?
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Bran won't be able to influence time aside from getting into people's heads. He has psionic powers, and he's a reference to a time travelling dwarf in another of GRRM's stories.

t. Preston.
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HOURLY REMINDER: PLEBS AND NORMIES BELIEVE THE HODOR SHIT WAS THE BEST PART.

TRUE PATRICIANS KNOW THE MUMMERS SCENE WAS ABSOLUTE KINO.
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Could Coldhands be Bran?
He didn't want to go through the Wall, because he was marked by the NK (if he went through, white walkers could go through as well). He didn't want to show his face so Bran couldn't recognize himself.
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When did Bran think of warging Hodor to fuck Meera in the books?
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>>69916625
why didnt she just throw the grenade?
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>>69916863
i havent give up on arrow so figure
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>>69916834
Anyone else really underwhelmed by show Euron?

>admits killing Balon
>doesn't have a badass horn and crew
>has a shitty accent
>almost dies
>has no eyepatch
>has no motive
>won the kingsmoot "just because"
>already lost most of his fleet

D&D keep fucking up great book characters
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>>69916818
You realise she's using a glamour just like Melly right?

She's probably a 109 year old granny in her real form.
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>>69916861
>It's an arya has done nothing for 2 seasons except meme with some cultists episode
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>>69916831
benis in bagina :DDD
benis in afder ;DDDD--DD:D
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>>69916818
She is my Jewfu.
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>>69916863
Meera
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>>69916832
I thought it was okay. It wasn't particularly intelligent but it was the only scene that was able to get some emotion out of me
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>>69916863
bran, that's about it. everyone else is disposable. especially dany.
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>>69916625
>that little faggotress is the cause of the White Walkers
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>>69916639
>he was right

How did it go so wrong? Preston was supposed to be funny, and now he's an apocryphal prophet.
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>>69916856
Do you think she deepthroats and gags on his cock assertively and he can't fight back because he's such a passive fuccboi?
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>>69916863
Littlefinger
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>>69916831
Ass, Vag, Mouth, in that order. Might have let his dogs in on the action too.
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>>69916863
Not so much who they kill, but how they do it
Stannis was killed off in an extremely anti-climactic and unsatisfying way, Hence I stopped watching. I just come to these threads now because the butthurt is fun.
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>>69916847
You just smashed random keys, didn't you.
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>>69916891
Great you can fuck a young woman then a granny
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>>69916891
>implying you don't get to fuck the glamored form

Stannis didn't fuck a granny you know
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>>69916832

It's awesome you contrarian fuck. Name one reason it's "bad".
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문을잡아
문잡아
문아
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>>69916856
>you can fuck me with strapon?
What did they mean by that
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>do not let them cross the wall
>don't let them cross wall
>dona let them wall
>don wall
>donald
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>>69916825

Yes, but he could have got Sam to simply renounce all claims and stay around as his brother's advisor when the bro inherited. It was more the father couldn't stand that embarrassment having his name
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>>69916863
Daenerys
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>>69916818
will there be shadowbabies?
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>>69916942
no sir
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>>69916888
Everyone knows they fucked up. It's baffling, they have this character with over the top cool shit who could make a big immediate impact, and they make him boring generic lord Mk.4, it's like they want people to not care.
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>>69916885
Because in the time it took to explode some would have ran past it and killed Hodor before he managed to open the door.

They're not Left 4 Dead zombies attracted to the beep.
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>>69916818
>>69916891
If it feels like a younger body why does it matter?
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>>69916639

No he doesn't, Preston specifically says that humans have free will and can chose their destiny and aren't determined by doom and gloom prophecy.
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>>69916951
it will spawn countless "memes" and "influence pop culture"

expect seeing faux nerds wearing "hold the door" shirts soon
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>>69916861
>>69916892

>it's an Arya tries to impress the faceless men season

This shit is so boring, I've started to minimize the show for these scenes.

Doesn't help that Arya's actress has decided to use that same annoying facial expression and that horrendous hairstyle every episode.
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>>69916885
>Treeniggers
>Using their brain

Pick one.
remember that these fuckers created the WW and now the first men have to clean up the mess.
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>>69916882
"Your monster, Brandon Stark".

Plus he seems very interested in keeping Bran alive and getting him to the Wall.

And only Bran would be powerful enough to transfer his consciousness into a wight.

Perhaps that's why the show cut Coldhands, because they're saving him for the big reveal.
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>>69916980
titty fuck -> babies
> that's not how it works
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Wow, like - the fucking Children of the Forest caused the arrival of the White Walkers?

WHAT?
WHAT?!?!
Didnt the coming of the white walkers (Others) herald the coming of the Long Night; that brought the ENTIRE world to a long winter that didnt end for decades?Nearly every culture in the GOT world has their own interpretation of how this happened and Azor Ahai, KalooKalei, whatever?

Was it really just a bunch of Hippie Tree People who did this in a simple ritual?
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What would have happened if Bran refused to warg into Hodor in that vision?
Would that have unhodored Hodor? Would another Bran appear and do it anyway?
Fucking time travel.
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>>69916583
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>>69916996
What makes Arya so special to the Faceless Men, other than having read the script?

That's not Jaqen she's speaking to there's no relationship and if they're all nobody her heritage shouldn't count for shit.
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>>69917022
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>>69916951
> Six straight season (and 20 years of writing) without an explanation
> The explanation is a pun
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>>69916978
Honestly, I doubt D&D give a shit about new characters at this point. All they want is to take the story where they want as soon as possible (Dany marrying Jon Targaryen and them ruling together with Tyrion as hand)

everything else is irrelevant. Show Euron exists just so that Dany can get her fleet.
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>>69917012
I'm pretty certain Preston called this.
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>>69916852
ren poesi min vän
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>>69917012

>White Walkers were a mistake
>t. CotF
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>>69916719
>>69916789
RIP BIG GUY
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>>69916863
>Jon (again)
>Daenerys
>Bran

The only characters that are still carrying some vague notion of a plot.

>Tyrion
>Reek
>Arya

If they die some stupid pointless death. I would probably get angry because their entire plot lines were pointless. They invested way too many episodes into these cunts to have them just die without a proper pay-off.
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>>69916818
>i will never fuck her and watch those huge titties bounce with each thrust as melisandre rubs herself on my back, pushing her titties on my back
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>>69916719
He`s a big guy
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>>69917012

It makes enough sense. I don;t know how else the walkers could be explained other than by having no explanation.
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>>69916750
No 'burn them all' refers to fighting the others and the undead, Aerys just went insane and misunderstood
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>>69916832
George told D&D the origin of Hodor.

Everything you despise comes from the top.
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>>69916979
didn't look like they took a lot of time to explode when they were chucking them at the white walkers. why couldn't she have just dropped the grenade and ran? its not like the zombies would have avoided it
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>>69917029

Why does she look more and more like an ogre every season. Of all the Stark kids, she aged the worst and that is saying something. They were all cute and everything in the first season, who fucking could have guessed they would have all turned into ugly ass kids while one of them turned into a literal troll like beast?
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>>69917029
*FARTS*
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>>69917028
i don't think she's special. Jaqhen gave her a token/class pass and she's failing out of the training. It's just that D&D have strung this plot along so long without giving her many successes or even any items of interest.
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BAR THE DOOR, THIS IS INSANE
BAR THE DIS IS INSANE
BAR THIS INSANE
BAR INSANE
BANSANE
BANE
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>>69916625
Was it dragonglass that she inserted into Night King's chest? How come dragonglass kills them if it's what created them in the first place?
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>>69917063
ALIENS FROM THE FUTURE
JON SNOW REAL FATHER
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>>69916957
Kek
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>>69916900
I'm just going to rewatch season 3 once they kill her off.
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>>69917050
A girl is not interesting, and hasn't been since she was Tywin's cupbearer
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>>69916856
I've never seen stannis in any of those face promo things
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>>69916863

Ned Stark
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>>69917028

I don't think she is special to them, she's just another receruit and they have to get recruits somehow

She got past the interview process by having good interactions with one faceless person and having that coin
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>>69917093
Because poetry
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So, why did they kill Summer and Shaggydog in a handful of episodes? Do they just not wanna deal with the CG?
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>>69917093
Looked more like some funky piece of wood. Weirwood, maybe.
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So all this low tier writing had made me start questioning every theory I've ever heard

Which begs the question:

What is the most complicated, completed *confirmed* plot puzzle in ASOIAF?

Because I'm starting to think there is no deeper meaning and GRRM really isn't taking so long because he's weaving complicated plots.
[Spoiler] FUCKING PRESTON RUINED MY EXPECTATIONS [/spoiler]
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will nymeria with her wolf pack be in this season of got?
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>>69917093
magic.
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>>69917067
>hoD&Dor doing what GURM tells them anymore
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>>69917063
Obviously it's an analogy for Europe and the refugees
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>>69916583
CIA walk I laughed so hard I can't take this guy seriously anymore. F U /tv/
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>>69916976
Do they teach Welsh in Welsh schools? Or is it like a French/German language thing where you can choose?
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>>69917102
Yeah that's what I mean, they have to do something good with her to justify all of that wasted screen time. Same for Reek.
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Do you think Salsa did anal with Ramsay?
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>Tfw the nights King isn't going to be killed till the end
>the only character you care about won't die till the end of the story
feels fucking good.
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redpill me on Preston, who is he, why does everyone talk about him?
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>>69916818
You realise it's just a TV show, and that actress isn't actually an old person in disguise?
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>>69917133
no.
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>>69916719
>those fucking armor plates

They aren't even trying anymore, are they?
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>>69916789
Holding this door...WITH NO SURVIVORS!
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>>69917067
Unless GRRM actually has a good twist involving Hodor's past which might take a few chapters of Bran fucking with him, and D&D just threw together something to fit one scene
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>>69917128

Cleganebowl

Get Hype
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>>69917050
>They invested way too many episodes into these cunts to have them just die without a proper pay-off.
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Will Arya ever be cute again?

I'm convinced it's mostly the hair. She needs to go back to this style, or the even more boyish hair. And never ever have this >>69917029 style of hair.
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>>69917102
Yeah but it would completely suck dick if she just died after hogging all that screen time without even doing anything.

I would be able to accept it as long as she took someone relevant along with her in a suitable climax to the whole 'faceless assassin' plotline.
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>>69917079

But Robb, Jon and Theon (if you count him in) are all handsome as shit.

Bran and Salsa aren't specifically bad looking either.

Rickon is too young to judge.

It's just Arya who is turning into an ogre.
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>>69917160
He created the /got/ generals
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ITS TIME TO MAKE THE IRON ISLANDS GREAT AGAIN
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Hey why did euron win the kingsmoot? I watched the scene and yara got more people for her than him, he does not have any real arguments and people just randomly start chanting his name though he hasn't really said anything, why did everyone decide to go for him at exactly the same time?

I don't understand
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>>69916863
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>>69917038
>not knowing what a pun is

Well we've established who the retard is and it's not Hodor.
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>>69917087
I wonder what you need to do to fail completely.

Abandoning your mission to steal a face from the hall to fulfill some personal vendetta seems like a pretty big no-no from where I'm sitting.
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>>69916818
Fuck yeah brah
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>>69917093
Maybe Night's King is the only one immune to dragonglass if we assume the other WWs are his creations.
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>>69917093
Same way that pussy destroys all men
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>>69917159
OUR

GUYS
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>>69917029
>one eye on the show
>one eye on GRRM waiting for the new book

clever girl.
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>>69916653
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>>69917028
I dont think there's anything 'special' about Arya.She's just a recruit, and recruits got to be trained. That simple. It takes years to train a skilled magic assasin in any decent setting, and obviously Arya's gonna take years to train.
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>>69917193
because he has a big dick.
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>>69917191
BUILD FLEET!
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>HODOR = HOLD THE DOOR

SSSHHHHHHIIIIIEEEETTTTT

IS THIS THE MOST KINO THING IN GOT? OCEAN DEEP PLAYING 4D CHESS
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>>69917191
SO I WILL JUST WEAR A TURD CROWN
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so Im guessing the ironborn who left are probably going end up fighting in the bastardbowl
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>>69917191
Tell me about Euron, why does he wear the salt crown?
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>>69917160

He's our God.
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>>69917191
WE WILL BUILD SHIPS
AND MEREEN WIL PAY FOR IT
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>>69916985
>I'm not contrarian, I don't like it because normies will

Top
Fucking
Kek
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>>69917157
All of her holes were filled. Multiple times.
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Based Frogfu just killed one of the four horsemen
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>White walkers were made by shoving a piece of obsidian in a guy's chest
>White walkers will probably be unmade if that obsidian was shattered

Welp. Ending = Jon stabbing king in the chest, shattering the obsidian. No more White Walkers.
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>>69917093

>How come love kills us if it's what created us in the first place?
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>>69916831
Apparently fucked her so hard she can't have children anymore. She's been getting fucked every night for about 9 months now and she still isn't pregnant.
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>>69916750
>random miner slave in Valyria starts hearing shit
>you must kill them, the others, kill th..
>kill them all...kill them all...kill them all...
>doom of valyria happens

BRAVO BRAN
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>>69916818
>Rough sex with red priestess
>Necklace slips mid-fucking
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>>69916928
This
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>>69917259
how did she kill him? is she also azor ahai?
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>>69917181
Her face shrinks by the season.

It might also be to do with losing some baby fat around the cheeks.
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>>69917172
That hadn't happened yet

And that's partly why I'm asking. All this cool shit that could happen isn't happening in the show, we're getting the simple answer for most of it.
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>>69917079
In that case it's just her bad hairstyle making her look worse. She isn't pretty by any means, but you can still make her look better or worse with different haircuts.
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>>69917193
Cause eunuch jokes are funny. And we want a funny king.
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>>69917012
>just a bunch of Hippie Tree People who did this in a simple ritual?
Nigga they smashed the Arm of Dorne and almost smashed the Neck, they also helped build the Wall. THe Children are a very powerful force and if you didn't know that, you haven't really been paying attention
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>>69917259
White walkers are the biggest fucking Jobbers, literally worthless
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>>69917123
>>69917135
Imagine having to put up with a core that's slowly burning your chest from the inside. That's the definition of pottery.
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>>69917191
>>69917245
Top kek
MAGA
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>>69916625
Tree loving hippies wanted to preserve the environment by creating something that threatens the entire existence of mankind.
so basically global warming/natural disasters
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>>69917276
It makes sense that they'd have dragonglass in the cave.
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>>69916748
nooooooooooo
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>>69917259
there are more than four of them aren't there? at least if we go by that scene in season 4 where they convert craster's baby.
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ITT: we figure out other characters names

>sex anally with sandor
>sexanallywithsandor
>sanalsandor
>Sansa
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>>69916831
Didn't happen in the show, but in the books he made Jane take the knot.
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So is it fair to say that GoT sucks right now for the same reason that Lost began to suck? Lost sucked because they shoved the plot into a black-and-white dichotomy after having previously established the plot to be more complex than that. In GoT the first two seasons built up a chaotic world of people with different desires, worldviews etc, with everyone having pros and cons, but now they want to set everything up for le ebin meme battle with white woman messiah and jesus 2.0
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are you guys ready for the greatest scene of all time?
>theon travels to mereen
>meets varys & greyworm
>tyrion - "well would you look at that. we live in a such a big world yet here we have THREE """"MEN"""" WITH NO COCK in the same room together
>drinks
>farts
>theon cries
>greyworm makes angry face
>varys makes "huh?" face
>rains of castemere fart version perfomed by Preston Jacobs starts playing
>written by david benioff and d.b weiss
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>>69917016

It's a causal loop, you can keep pushing the blame back. For instance, I choose to blame Jaime for fucking his sister raw doggy style in front of a kid who he then crippled.
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>>69917245
>we will build 1000 ships from the tens of thousands of trees that now apparently exist on the iron islands

bravo DABID
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>>69916612
>>69916583
This episode took (farts) up to millennium with King Robert's actor.

Who else loved butthurt Arya in that scene?
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>>69917268
>implying ramsey didn't finish in her ass every time
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>>69917160
a contrarian retard with a legion of shills
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>>69917160
He knows everything.
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Why do people said in an earlier thread that we saw the birth of bloodraven in this episode? Did I miss something?
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>>69917093
it's magic i aint gonna explain shit
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>>69917276
Dragon glass spear
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>>69917245
THE SHIPS JUST GOT TEN FEET WIDER
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>>69917323
i would build a shrine to D&D if this happened
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>>69917157
I mean if you're gonna rape someone, you might as well anally rape someone
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>>69917259
>retards still don't bother with heavier armor or at least a helmet
Shouldn't be a long war.
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>>69917219
it just makes me think shes special because it feels like the waif is always saying that she will never become one of them and the faceless guy seems to agree most of the time. also hes probably trained quite a few recruits and can tell she doesn't have what it takes.
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>>69917181
she really does look like that monster from the witcher III
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>>69916583
That's a big castle.
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>>69916775
this. it makes sense that the lame origin of hodor's name was his idea desu
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>>69917188

Salsa is fine with plenty of work and makeup and when she lays off the lemoncakes

other times since season 3 she has looked absolutely awful
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>>69917181
Her boyish hair was good but after it got long it looked retarded
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>>69917323
Don't forget fat euron coming in from the corner saying he has a big enough cock for the 3 of them
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>>69916796

How dare you slander Pod 'the pussy crusher' Rick like that. He dick slaps more women than Arya getting hit with a quarterstaff.
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Since Tyrion has king's blood the new red bitch is gonna use him to pop a shadow baby, no?
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>>69917288
Gerold Hightower and a White Walker get into a fight. Who dies first?
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>>69917012
What I find confusing about it is how there are still the 'first men' in Westeros, if people from as far as Essos got involved with fighting the White Walkers then wouldn't the White Walkers have taken over all of Westeros or at least the entire North? Instead we see a distribution in racial characteristics in Westeros with The North being filled with the First men, the middle being filled with The Andals and the South being filled with Dornish/Rhoynar.

>Was it really just a bunch of Hippie Tree People who did this in a simple ritual?

They were very advanced and I assume that they are slow breeding and physically weak. The humans are more warlike, faster breeders and better at combat. Their magic/technology could only get them so far. Plus they were decimated by continual human invasions from The East.
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>>69917323

kek
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Oh well this season can't end up being any worse than the 5th
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>>69917268

Ramsay is semi-impotent, he needs to inflict sadistic pain in order to get a semi.
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>>69917174
DnD literally hated stannis

In an interview made to some cameraman it was confirmed that every time david saw a pro-stannis comment on the internet he would go on a rampage and destroy the set, beating up everyone he could find and then went to maisie's room and raped her brutally while beating her, that's why she's so ugly

Once, as said by the cameraman, he lost his mind and tried to kill Stephen Dillane, but as he went towards him knife in hand, Stephen looked at him and muttered "bend the knee", and david's knees broke as he forcefully kneeled. He never got over that which is why he ended up killing Stannis offscreen. The day it happened david supposedly fapped to the stannis fans crying and ejaculated so hard all over S6's script, so it had to be redone

This is all confirmed btw
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>>69917396
a shadow baby to kill who? the slave masters? the dothraki? The mereen plot is useless.
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What's his name /got/?
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>>69917193

Yara didn't win because she was a woman, it's that simple.
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>>69916983
This.

>>69916921
Because Preston analyzed all of GRRM's literature and learned the patterns in his writing, instead of obsessing over ASOIAF in its own shit bowl.

That's the message of his (often times crazy) speculation: if you look at GRRM's other works, your understanding of ASOIAF will change, forever.
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how badly will the crowd fuck up the Tyrell knights
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>>69917160

He's a YouTuber.
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>>69917193
Because he's a badass. There's literally no other reason. Epic quipping strong king, = good. Woman king = bad
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXZsNikTGY

Hold the door :(
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>>69917160
He's my waifu

I keep an altar with all his images in my room

I masturbate to his subtly angry episode reviews and let him tuck me in with his crackpot theories

>ywn be raped by Preston while he uses his nights king voice
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>>69917079
>He is probably overweight and has a neckbeard

Honestly autistic chankids on /tv/ care more about appearance than normies.
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It would have made sense if GRRM had actually finished this shit series in the 90's when bootstrap plot lines were all the rage e.g. Terminator 2.

Hold the door. What a fucking lazy attempt at adding every element from every fantasy story ever into the plot line. Should have seen this coming with dragons, zombies and reanimation.

What a mess.
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>>69917407

This season has been good, a wild ride but at least it isn't boring.
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>>69917191
>I threw my brother off a bridge for this?
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>>69917422
>Blonde

confirmed for non-Stark
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>>69917422
Vladimir Furdik. He also plays the Night King, implying the NK is the first White Walker.
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>>69917422
brandon of the bloody blade
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>>69917404
Areo Hotah
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>>69917422
Kinda looks like James Bond.
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>>69917422
Gerold Dayne
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>>69917422
>apparently supposed to be first men
>blonde hair

sweet treenet
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They had season after season revolving around good characters with good actors. Ned, Tywin, Stannis, Jamie, The Hound. Then in the background, you had the other characters such as Salsa, Arya, Bran and Danny get their little segments but it was always just filler.

The problem you have now is, all the good characters are dead and the background bits are now the main part of the story. It also doesnt help that D&D ran out of material and are stretching 4 episodes worth of story into 10.

Hence the fart and cock jokes.
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>>69917456
The Starks of old were fair-haired and blue eyed.
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>>69917346
>bran=timelord is true
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>>69916668
Of course he won't. And with CIA at Moat Caillin, he won't be able too.

The Vale army will win the battle for Sansa one war or another, and she'll owe Baelish a favor (marry him, probably, OR marry to Sweetrobin, produce an heir, then kill Sweetrobin and marry to Baelish).
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>>69917038
THIS x10000
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Who's the bigger hack? GURM or D&D?
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>>69917422
what's going on with his pants?
why are the half open?
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>>69917157
I think Gordon Ramsay let his canines consecutively coitalally connect with her.
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>>69917424
Yara is low energy and spent her life on the government's tit
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>>69917286

Are there any left at all now that those few got rekt?
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