>>69376840
No more books are coming edition
First for the show is fanfiction
>>69378185
>No more books are coming edition- 0 post shown.
>the fat man just put out another preview chapter
Sure.
snek
1st for some people LITERALLY believe gods are real
Second for Stannis alive. dubs confirm
>>69378205
second for the book is fanfiction
>>69378210
>2016
>still shilling for the tub of lard
LMAO I bet you just finished reading the books for the first time
Quick reminder GRRM doesn't write anything original, he just steals from other writers or history in general.
>>69378210
>another chapter cut from AFFC/ADWD
Fixed.
>>69378231
(You)
Preston
>>69378210
It was an old one. As in, one of the ones that were written in ADWD days. TWOW is never coming out.
>>69378236
so does everyone else
>>69378210
pretty sure it's been confirmed every WoW chapter that's been released was dropped material from FfC/DoD
Nth for the show became shit when the books became shit. Bitching about showfags past source material of book 4 is ridiculous.
>shows writing still got worse though
>>69378210
Which one? When?
>>69378248
you can't seriously believe no original content has ever been created?
>>69378236
He steals from himself quite often. the very definition of a hack.
>>69378185
Nth for books / show having vastly different endings
>>69378219
who do you think this was?
>>69378236
So he's just like every other writer?
Pop quiz, hotshot
If you're a Davos bro have you accepted that his show role is far bigger and more important than he will be in the remaining books? Have you accepted that Liam is now listed as one of the main characters in the credits?
When someone asks you as a Davos fan if the show is better than the books what do you do?
What do you do?
>>69378259
http://www.georgerrmartin.com/excerpt-from-the-winds-of-winter/It's a Dorne chapter
>>69378259
Arianne II, riveting stuff, as usual.
>>69378261
Its a incremental process.
>>69378269
Stannis didn't have that much hair
>>69378263
We're talking about Gurm, not Shakespeare
>tywin discovers his cup bearer is a highborn northerner
>makes no attempts to identify or ransom her
DABID
>>69378254
the books were always shit
>>69378270
>>69378248
ITT people who only read one saga
I AM THE GODLIEST MAN TO SAIL THE SEVEN SEAS
>>69378217
Fuck off, heretic
>>69378286
hair grows after you die
>>69378288
i'm pretty sure he knew she was arya
>>69378253
damn imagine the concentrated QUALITY of WOW from all that sifting for gold
>>69378269
Rickon
>>69378273
Tell them that Davos was best with Stannis and him suddelny caring over John made no sense.
>>69378288
He needed to 23 skidoo out of Harrenhall
>>69378273
Glory in the fact he has significant contributions to both mediums
>>69378275
>>69378276
Noice. Was it released yesterday or earlier?
>>69378275
>mfw
>>69378210
>get excited for a new chapter
>its just a rewritten one that was already posted
>a dorne chapter at that
fuck you, you fat talentless hack piece of shit. i hope the giants and jets finish last place this season.
>>69378305
pyrotechnics.
>>69378210
>Dusk found them...
This is literally one of the sentences. I can't read it without expecting her to do some squating too
>>69378309
Really? Why?
>>69378288
Not all noble northerners are super-important. Cassels or Serwyns are pretty much landed knights who don't matter shit.
>>69378306
Actually it doesn't. The skin just becomes dehydrated and decomposes enough that more hair is exposed and it artificially appears longer. Some with nails.
>>69378323
6 or 7 hours ago, I think.
>>69378317
well he can follow that cunny burner anymore. he needs new best friend
>>69378290
Compared to what? Other high fantasy? The first three were pretty decent. The real problem like someone else pointed out, the dialogue in the books was made for TV and honestly good. As soon as the writers had no source material to take from they turned the dialogue into complete shit.
But either way chances of them introducing Fake Targ this season?
Why can't someone make a decent video game in a Elderscrolls/World of Warcraft style of A song of Ice and Fire?
Who would win between young bobby b and arthur dayne ?
>>69378309
not a chance. he would have taken her to king's landing, way too valuable
>>69378359
*cant
I am retarded
>>69378365
Arthur Dayne is literally capeshit-tier. No contest.
>>69378365
Bobby's getting raped
>>69378306
meme
http://www.drweil.com/drw/u/ART02909/Seven-Medical-Myths.html
>>69378210
Oh, shit.
GRRM is right here, shitposting with us.
He's pissed with the "no more books" meme so much he released a chapter.
GUYS, CONTINUE THE NO MORE BOOKS MEME
>>69378365
>Bobby just called Dayne's prince a cunt and Dayne called Bobby a cuck
>>69378365
Bobby B is so fucking overrated, he was just a big guy
>>69378317
>suddenly caring over Jon made no sense
He's been at the wall for ages and spent lots of time with Jon. They are very similar and he liked him even when MANNIS was around. Actually makes plenty of sense desu.
>>69378364
It's in the works afair
>>69378360
>Compared to what? Other high fantasy?
for example.
>The first three were pretty decent.
i don't really see a diference, they're full of shit writting and coppied material, just like the rest of them
>the dialogue in the books was made for TV and honestly good.
top kek
>>69378365
Dayne is the greatest swordsman to have ever lived. There's no contest.
>>69378349
>>69378383
yeah well corpses don't walk around and stab people after they died either.
checkmate stannautists.
>>69378397
Someones making something like that? Holy shit, what's it called?
>>69378387
>So I told him to make the book episodic
>And he actually did it, the absolute madman!
Promise me, Ned.
>>69378317
Why does he care so much for Jon? Is it because Stannis seemed to like him?
>>69378340
I suppose walking away from this was just pyrotechnics, too?
>>69378387
>GRRM
^<v>SHOW YOURSELF
>>69378394
so was arthur dayne.
he received his reputation for basicly doing nothing
everyone claims he's the greatest, but no meat to back it up
>>69378394
>mad because he made your handmaiden wet
>>69378317
>>69378359
Someone post that "friendship ended with Stannis" pic.
>>69378357
It was posted earlier on another source I believe, either transcribed from a con or something I just read a snippet and recognized reading it a month or so ago
>>69378360
>asoiaf
>high fantasy
What's the most popular ship (as in coupling)?
My guesses are Jon/Robb and Sansa/Hound.
Qyburn dies in episode 5
>>69378273
I'd argue that in the Books he's actively promoting Stannis' cause and helps the legitimate stark kids
while in the show he's one of John the Baptists followers who doesn't remember Stannis existed
>>69378413
it's calledyou're gullible
>>69378411
>a significant plot device means hair randomly grows after death in the asoiaf universe
Come on bro
>>69378465
Well fuck you
(farts)
>>69378456
n-no
>>69378450
Am I the only one who is happy Bron got Lollys?
>>69378420
pretty much yes, stannis respected the fuck out of jon
>>69378430
>>69378450
jon/sansa
>S6E7: The Broken Man
Do you feel it? I feel it.
>>69378374
Lord Stark, I am Capeshit.
Haven't got a chance to read the chapter yet because of work. Does it have any new Aegon info in it?
Please and thank you.
>>69378456
>by little bird swarm?
>>69378487
This is the single best piece of OC so far this season
>>69378450
JonxDany
>>69378477
>>69378450
Sansa/hound fosho
Scratch that definitely Ygritte/Jon
>>69378496
>not jon/arya
gtfo
>>69378502
He's a secretMerling
>>69378422
No, clearly, it was one of the miracles of the Satan-worshipping red cult.
>>69378522
that makes no sense anonkun
>>69378519
>Ygritte/Jon
That's not how shipping works
>>69378508
OC has been good so far
>>69378519
Does it count as shipping if they already fugged?
>>69378532
b but shadows are servants of the light
>>69378448
Preston, pls.
Which remaining ep title are you most Hype™ for?
>>69378185
Guys I wasn't able to be in the live thread for the last episode.
What was the reaction when Cleganebowl was confirmed?
>>69378532
Potato, potato.
>>69378553
>The broken man
Based Sandor episode coming up
>>69378365
bobby b would cave in his fucking skull before arthur could clear the sheathe from the looks of the show
>>69378553Cleganebowl
>>69378553
The Broken Man obv
>>69378547
Now, remember who is referred to as the "Light-bearer"?
>>69378498
i'm a showfag, what does it mean?
>>69378269
some random peasant who got punished for looking at Ramsey the wrong way or not registering Winrar or something.
>>69378276
Storm's End falls, that's something.
Golde Company will fight Mace Tyrell
Possibility Ariane and Dorne join Golden Company
>>69378480
>Bronn didn't even get Lollys in the show
BRAVO D&D
>>69378557
a bunch of autists screaming stale memes in all-caps what else did you think
>>69378583
what is dead may never hype
>>69378543
>>69378545
I figured it counted because death
Was I the only one hoping Melly would find a way to fuck Davos? Dont tell me he doesnt deserve some magical fiery pussy.
>>69378309
That's even worse.
>>69378317
They really should have had at least two scenes together in season 5 that established how close they were growing or that Davos really respected Jon. All I remember is Davos telling Jon that Stannis was actually very fond of him even if Jon didn't know it.
>>69378508
>
>>69378511
This, surprisingly. Pleb ship of two people who never met is indeed the most popular (maybe second-most after Sansa/Hound fangirling)
>>69378411
Prove they don't. We have sources for no hair, do you have source they can't stab people?
>>69378631
I feel like SansaxHound is a bit too weird for normies to ship. Probably TyrionxSansa or BriennexJaime are the second biggest
>>69378553
>ep 8 title revealed
>The Mountain and the Hound
>mfw
>>69378598
Most likely Stannis or Sandor returning.
>>69378288
>>69378346
I liked the scenes but let's not kid ourselves here: Tywin would have never let a highborn Northern girl escape without inquiry just because he liked her. He is way too opportunistic and utilitarian for that.
Most we can hope for is that the fat man will release a brief Princess and the Queen styled summary of TWOW and ASOIAF before he dies.
>>69378616
10/10 webm would watch 5 times
>>69378598
In the books, the Hound's is alive and became a monk. In the show, it's confirmed that they're combining the guy that heals him with this other character that delivers a really good speech about broken men. Put 2 and 2 together, and it means we're getting the based Hound back in the episode. It also means that he could represent the Faith in Cersei's trial by combat, which means he'd be fighting his zombie brother. Get hyped for the Cleganebowl.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t08RN2yPJik
>>69378288
Tywin would have assumed any important house would not abandon their children to the fucking Mountain.
>>69378598
STANNIS
>>69378564
>The broken man
STANNIS STANNIS STANNIS
>>69378480
I am too. Next step is super high born and then king.
>>69378670
Elio and Linda will give us a rundown of the rest of the story in autismal form.
>>69378255
:(
>>69378598
Cleganebowl
If you don't know what that is by now kys then google it and embrace the dank memes
TSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>69378487
Is the original the Tony-Captain America or is there OC before that too?
>>69378255
Dank.
>>69378662
>Stannis
>>69378697
What is Elio doing now that the show is surpassing his precious books?
>>69378557
Literally spammed "Confirmed". That's it. None of the livestreams had super dank memes.
Alright /got/ can you explain the DABID meme to me?
I get it's about showrunner David Benioff and used to show how much the writers fucked up, but what does it come from? Why has David turned into DABID?
>>69378616
roose'd
>>69378738
>>69378715
>>69378738
it's a very jewish way of saying David
D&D are very jewish
>>69378735
Tears. Only tears.
>>69378735
Getting pegged by Linda for the most part
>>69378735
Crying in the corner with his hands over his ears.
Thankfully based Linda is still around to shit on D&D.
>>69378255
Wew
>>69378726
Yeah, I know. He ain't coming back. But he is a broken man. We get to discover absolutely nothing about the man who thought he was king and saviour of mankind and sacrificed his daughter and lost everything in the process. He survives the battle only to be immediately killed off-screen by someone he's never met.
>>69378675
>>69378680
Fuck Stannis you fools, it's the Hound.
CLEGANEBOWL FUCKING CONFIRMED GET HYPE
>>69378750
I wish the other version would have kept the plebbook format
>>69378784
Even Jaime is hyped
>>69378750
Nice.
>>69378698
>>69378721
>>69378775
fuck off with the upboats
>>69378784
:(
not even hype because the hound is fighting for fucking zealots
>>69378795
HE STILL DOESN'T REACT TO BEING KEKED.
>>69378795
HE KNOWS
>>69378810
Ebin fedora
>>69378795
WE SELF-AWERE DABID
DANNYRIS NO GO WESTERO SOON
>>69378598
Return of the Hound
>Blood of My Blood
Or The One Where Deus Ex Machina saves Daenerys
>tfw I always said TWOW would be 2017 at the earliest half jokingly and 2017 is confirmed
I dreamed I was old /got/
>>69378826
He is Cersei's bitch in the show. Nothing more. He should be put out of his misery.
>>69378847
literally kys
>>69378860
>2017 is confirmed
Quite the optimist...
What would you guys choose out of these three choices:
1. Daenerys killed in fighting pits
2. Stannis comes back / never 'dies'
3. Cleganebowl
(Show: 3 is already happening, 1 and 2 probably never happening. Books: Might be 2 and 3 happening)
>>69378857
Pretty sure that will be the R+L=D episode.
>>69378619
>wanting Davos to get flabby old grandma pussy
Yeah nah.
>>69378810
That's what bothers me about Cleganebowl. I don't want the Hound to die, but if he wins then the Sparrows win.
Should the show replace "based on ASOIAF" in the opening with "loosely inspired by the incomplete ASOIAF"?
Also I saw on Reddit that some poster believes GRRM released the chapter to remind people book Dorne is not like show Dorne. Is he admitting the show fucked up?
>>69378715
>>69378868
Cleganebowl because it's fucking happening and fits within the story. Dany is too important to just be killed off, while Stannis can't really fit in anymore unless he ended up taking the black.
I want joffrey back
>>69378868
Easy, 1
>>69378662
>>69378675
>>69378680
STANNIS! STANNIS! STANNIS!
>>69378860
2016 was "confirmed" for quite a while. In fact I think 2015 was at some point too. It will be pushed back to 2018 next year.
>>69378217
Hold on. Old gods and red god are pretty much confirmed. Seven and drowned are questionable.
All this implying Sandor will win........
wut
>>69378778
>they're still salty
>>69378228
>Book is fanfiction to itself
Question for the bookfags. Not counting the Jaimie's kids, who is the legal heir to house Baratheon after Shireen and Stannis?
>>69378868
Why would 1 happen?
2. won't happen in the books / show. In the books he doesn't need to come back as he's not dead (1 weird ass letter saying he is doesn't make him dead). He will die in the next book though, of that I'm 90% sure.
3. is fucking confirmed.
>>69378907
Why is this fat Husky always used for Stannis posts?
>>69378902
me too.
at least he had balls and knew how to put women in their place.
>>69378904
>NOOOH
>NOWITTENZ
What did he mean by this?
>>69378907
cute doggo
>>69378868
>Stannis won't die in the books
top delusional
maybe he won't him as blatantly evil but hes dead
>>69378915
Old gods are just trees, red god is some form of sorcery.
>either Cleganebowl is habbening or Stannis will return in some way
it's a bretty good choice desu
>>69378928
Not confirmed but probably Dany.
What did they mean by this?
>>69378867
who hurt you
oh right, gurm did
>>69378899
>fits within the story
Does it? Sandor left his past behind him, no?
>>69378931
he would be skullfucking sand sneks and religious faggots would be getting crucified
i thought he was a cunt at the time but now i think he might have been the only hope.
>>69378953
>Tyrion breaks his back and ends up in a wheelchair
>ebin quips ensue
B R A V O
>>69378886
>that Ironmanlet
>>69378942
What didn't he mean by it?
>>69378928
Dany or a legitimate bastard
WAKE ME UP
>>69378928
Edric Storm has the strongest claim but he's a bastard. Spawn of two high families though and was raised by nobles. Also being protected.
>>69378953
I cant wait for the shitstorm /got/ turns into when clegane bowl is disappointing. Which it will be no matter what because the HYPE is too much.
>>69378915
>not realising Drowned God is the Great Other
How pleb can you be?
>>69378878
Whats wrong with the Sparrows winning?
I don't know why anyone cares about any of the politics of King's Landing.
Sparrows win = Cersei dies, The Hound kills the Mountain, Tommen probably dies trying to save his mom and Dany or the Wights destroy King's Landing.
Cersei wins = The Mountain kills the Hound (Won't happen because that would be terrible writing for both book/show), Cersei sits on the 'Throne' trying to do something about something, Tommen dies from High Sparrow some how and Dany or the Wighths destroy King's Landing.
King's Landing is literally irrelevant at this point.
>>69378883
>Also I saw on Reddit that some poster believes GRRM released the chapter to remind people book Dorne is not like show Dorne. Is he admitting the show fucked up?
He released is to pretend he's still relevant.
>>69378915
Old god = weirwood.net with Bloodradmin as the catalyst
Red god = shadow/blood magic
Like in the real world, religion is just a false conclusion people come to when they don't understand things well enough.
>>69378966
Joffrey was just as cowardly as Tommen is
Maybe he would try to attack the sparrows but it wouldn't end well for him
>>69378966
true.
not many people rebel when the last rebels ended up flayed.
him rulling and ramsay in the north would've brought peace
>>69378868
2 off. Stannis the mannis deserved better
>>69378930
stop doge shaming fucker
I would pay per view to see Joffery vs the Sparrows
>>69378883
He constantly says that the show is the show and the books are the books. He gives an example with the question "how many children did Scarlet O'Hara have, anyway?". In the book she had three and in the movie she had one. Both are correct and neither medium "fucked it up".
>>69379005
>BLOODRAVEN DOES IT FOR FREE
>>69379001
Because the Sparrows are fucking shits and I want to see them die.
>>69378961
>show gets popular with normies
>dick and fart jokes galore
bravo
>>69378255
my mom's already dead lol
:'(
>>69378868
So tough to choose between 1 and 2
Actually as hilarious as it would be for Dany to get merked in Meereen, she needs to make it to Westeros or her wjole fucking plot was a waste
So 2
>>69379007
He was a coward but he would have got his guards to murder their leadership and crushed any uprising followup.
Instead we get to watch the religious cunts be gay, sandsneks strong womyn, dick jokes from the retarded midget, and the dragon lady
>>69378974
>it's a jarring 15 minute scene of Tyrion drunkenly talking to Missandei and Grey Worm about gribbles, basdards and brogen things :DDD with cock jokes
>>69378959
>>69378995
>>69378981
Thanks, but why Dany?
>>69379042
Top kek, 10/10 comparison anon.
>>69378959
>>69378981
Explain Dany
>>69379024
Yes. Fucking cunts god fuck I hate them
>>69378951
Just magic trees in heavy connection with children of the forest and bloodraven who has been chilling there for thousands of years and can see everything that ever was or will be. Some might call him a god.
>>69379000
Okay. I'm immediately intrigued. Googling.
>>69379005
Do you think shadow magic comes from thin air? Do you not see how the weirwoodnet itself is a god?
Remember when warging was a thing?
>>69378450
Most popular are the cringeworthy
Sansa/hound
Jon/Sansa
Dany/Jon
>>69378428
He killed the feared smiling knight,basically the ser gregor of pre-rebellion westeros
Fuck off wikifag
>>69379007
joff had the balls to tell off tywin he just can't back any of it up
>i'll give stannis a red smile
suuuure you will fuckboy
>I will never be able to understand British actors without subs
>>69379074
But Ian McShane said his character led a cult of pacifists. I don't think he'd be in KL.
>>69379001
>The Mountain kills the Hound (Won't happen because that would be terrible writing for both book/show)
You haven't been paying attention.
>>69379081
magic =//= god
>>69379001
The plot of the Sparrows has been incredibly stupid and horrible paced. Within two episodes of Cersei giving them "power" they took over Kings Landing. they are also the retards who think they can live in a magical world where crime and sins do not exist. Arrest three people while the rest of the world goes on sinning. I hope episode 10 is just all of them getting murdered.
>>69378598
Showfag or bookfag, no one knows for sure. It's just speculation.
However, it seems rather likely that Sandor Clegane is coming back.
>>69378665
Sometimes jaded hardasses like to do small acts of kindness to remind themselves (or others) that they're still good persons. Think Donald Trump paying the mortgage of the guy who fixed his broken car.
>>69378418
Every time you post this I masturbate. I need you to know that.
>>69379081
Reread Patchface's songs yo. There's some fucked up stuff in there, and some serious prophecy. He predicted Hardhome amongst others
>>69379098
you sure his almost dead friend didn't stab him in the back for him
:)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSmgaDRsMpA
>>69379066
>>69379070
Bobbie/Stanman/Renly Baratheon have a Targ maternal grandmother
>>69379091
Bran will warg into someone\something this season
>>69378950
I agree, I just think he won't die at that specific time. I expect him to die of hunger or disease since he's trying so hard for the Throne. P O E T R Y
>>69378899
>>69378929
>>69379054
There wasn't any logic or reasoning behind my question. It was literally just to see what you guys want to see more because all three of those things are some of the most talked about things in these threads. I should of specified that Stannis doesn't die taking Winterfell (When I said 2 probably happening in the books) because it was kind of a cocktease. I think he'll die on his way there for some reason I told the other guy.
I think all of us would of be completely fine if he died after taking Winterfell so we finally see the great commander himself win something, but at least on the show all we see is a loser.
>>69379135
Couldn't agree more.
I'd like a whole episode of them and the sand sneks getting tortured.
>>69379152
ty bby
>>69379001
Tommen is going to get smashed by Frankenmountain. It's already being foreshadowed that Tommen is going to side with the Sparrows and Margery is close to confessing and atoning. I think she's going to turn up pregnant and throw her brother under the bus.
>>69379163
This theory has always been stupid. It would go to the Estermonts before it goes back to the Targs.
>>69379168
>all we see is a loser
>stannis defeats 100,000 wildlings
it's nothing like defeating a provisioned lannister army but it's a victory
>mfw the Hound comes back and kills Big Bitch Brienne
>>69379153
I've heard about patch face having "met" the drowned god or at least having powers of prophecy. My Googlefu must be weak cause I couldn't find anything saying the drowned god is the great other. Got any highlights? Will look further into patchface.
>>69379133
I mean. It kind of does but even if you wanted to say otherwise, blood raven literally is all seeing.
>At the end of this Season there will be more Starks alive than Lannisters
Feelsgoodman
>>69378255
wew shitposting laddie
>>69379168
>I think all of us would of be completely fine if he died after taking Winterfell so we finally see the great commander himself win something, but at least on the show all we see is a loser.
Yuh pretty much
>>69379214
i'd masturbate to that.
