>>69330442
*Farts enthusiastically.*
BLESS HIM WITH SALT
BLESS HIM WITH STONE
BLESS HIM WITH STEEL
FUCK OFF with the fart jokes. We all know it's shit, so why keep spamming?
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
What's the point of Jamie defending his actions by claiming the city would be set on fire when his fucking dad literally does that anyways when sacking the city?
Hell, it sounds more like revisionist history. Maybe the "Mad King" intended to trap the 10,000 traitors in a burning inferno if it turned out Tywin was a lying snake, which he was.
Citizens die both ways, but if the fire spread at least it would hit the traitor Lannisters too.
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/xnjiai.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
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>>69332891(poots)
>>69332901
>>69332909
I'm not clicking that shit nigger
"I wish you luck in the wars to come... Now it begins"
What did he mean with this?
>>69332854
What is going on with the crazy increase in quips and lame jokes this season? HBO are going Marvel on us
>>69332926
>>69332930
Foh yuuh.
>>69332891
>fuck off man
It's a woman.
Did anyone else burst out laughing when they zoomed in on their faces
>>69332891
(breaks wind)
Reminder that Dorne is white
I don't know if I like this show or I'm simply watching it similar to you can't turn your eyes away from an incoming train-wreck.
The previous seasons were so comfy and the story kept me wonderfully intrigued. Who's going to make the next powerplay, who's going to get fucked, can they turn it around?
Now its like, Stannis and likely Bolton will die but what other characters will give a fuck. It won't affect the meta-narrative enough to be dramatic like the Red Wedding because you knew the War of the Five Kings ended with the North's defeat.
I'm just waiting for Cleganebowl and probably stop watching after then.
Why can't 4chan enjoy anything?
>>69332966
Yeah, it was so gratuitous and gory. I loved it. Mostly because it felt like such blatant fanservice, considering how hated Olly was
>>69332836
I was googling for retarded theories and found myself on r/asoiaf. Apparently the top post or some shit is Rickonfags in denial and writing blogs about it. top fucking kek.
>>69332966
of coarse
>>69332891
>YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE WHORE!
>>69332902
Aerys pls
>>69333002
i wanted dayne cutting people in half with dawn ;(
>>69333002
Because its current year and people still think shitting on everything makes you patrician
>>69333002
>He was well deserving of the title The Sword of the Morning
>he dual wields
>>69332902
>What's the point of Jamie defending his actions by claiming the city would be set on fire when his fucking dad literally does that anyways when sacking the city?
King's Landing would have burned to the ground. We're talking deaths in the hundreds of thousands. And killing Tywin wouldn't have prevented the actions of Tywin's army. Killing Aerys would and did prevent the burning.
Calling it now, there isn't going to be a single episode this season without a cock quip in it
>>69332891
> being this much of a hotass
>>69332983
Doesn't help that D&D are spoonfeeding us "clues" of what's going to happen
>Hey Ramsay, what if Jon attacks winterfell with an army of wildlings?
>Jon you better clean up as much garbage as you can!
>>69332983
The Red Wedding is where it all came crashing down, because thats when they noticed they could get those YOUTUBE REACTIONS now its all about that shock value
>>69333002
>Why can't 4chan enjoy anything?
Because the fight was seriously stupid.
Yeah, at least they all attacked together and not one after another but dual wielding in a medieval setting is idioticor better, dual wielding in general is idiotic.
Also he's The Sword of the Morning not The Swords of the Morning
Has Preston finally killed himself ?
*Farts gloriously*
>>69333045
Guessing a percentage, how much of the citizen population died to Tywin sacking the city?
>>69332909
wait a fucking minute. He clearly has shorts on here just after everyone leaves the room, yet in the next episode he is naked
Is continuity seriously that hard to adhere to?
>"You're a small guy"
What did he mean by this?
>>69333002
tbph famalam they're somewhat right.
The coreography was good, and dual wielding had its narrative sense as a medium to show Dayne god tier swordsmanship.
>>69333002
I liked the fight, but it wouldve been better if he used a two handed sword.
>>69333009
> Live a peaceful, hardworking life on the farm with my father and mother
> About to enjoy my evening meal after a long day of sweat and toil.
> Suddenly bands of thieves, rapists and murders invade the village and murder my entire family and everyone I ever knew
> Only survivor, run to the protection of the Night's Watch.
> They give me new purpose, train so one day I might take vengeance on my parent's murderers.
> One day they attack the wall in force, I'm ready to take down as many of these fucks before I die.
> Kill some archer bitch, the Lord Commander starts crying like a girl in the middle of battle
> ???
> He's gone to treat with their "king", maybe we can trick them
> They are all coming through to our land, what the fuck
> Fuck this Lord Commander
> Stab him
> Turns out the local mage rezzed him
> First time this has ever happened in history and its the guy I murdered
> Why does he look sad because I'm fucking furious at him in a noose just kill me already
>>69333136
>We don't murder little girls in Dorne
>>69333136
Chance to make dick quips > continuity
It's D&D magic phamalam
>>69332836
(Farts) S....S'cuse me guv...
>>69333077
i took it as thats how good he is. that he can dual wield and he can still win. cant strain the Dayne
>>69333095
He tried uploading the latest episode twice but it has been taken down because some copyright claims
>in the books
>howland reed is a frog spear-wielding manlet that was getting bullied by 3 commoners and had to be saved by a girl at the harrenhal tournament
>in the show
>howland reed wields a long sword and is eddard stark's right hand man at the tower of joy, being the first guy to charge at the best swordsman in westeros
BRAVO
>>69333136
I think its just a cloth they lay over him.
When he stands up it just slides down. (off screen (or maybe on screen))
>>69333136
Its just a cloth covering his bollocks I think instead of shorts
>>69333166
I think it was very insensitive of them to imply that you can't be a god with a small pecker. I am a wielder of small pecker myself, and that was very offensive. (farts)
>>69333042
He is the sword dumbass. He is the sword of the morning and he wields swords its just a nickname u faggot and theres a real easy way to not live here anymore
>mfw R+L=J is confirmed to be true
>>69333197
in the book he also saves Neds life at the TOJ so it's quite possible that his getting bullied vas a ruse
>>69333163
>fighting a group of 6
>with a single sword
not plausible and they would have to resort to either the "attack one at a time" or "pass up clear opportunity to easily stab this guy in an exposed flank or back" tropes
>>69333180
D&D are going against the books so much I don't really care anymore, but the fight still looked stupid to me personally
>>69333238
i always imagined he was the 7th man and sniped dayne with magic while the real men were getting rekt
>>69333232
When they reveal that Jon is half Targ, how much exposition will they require to explain the significance of this with respect to the rebellion?
Because I'd be shocked if people remember what Robert Baratheon said about Rhaegar raping Lyanna Stark
>>69333077
Honestly the fight was fine. The dual wielding was over the top, but it didnt really detract from the choreography. One of the most spectacular fights in the series tbqh. My biggest issue with the tower of joy sequence was the absence of Hightower and the wasted oppertunity for more dialogue.
NEW THE NORMIES EPISODE IS UP!!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ6ZFqY6tCA
>>69333249
to be fair thats what happened in the end anyway always double tap
>>69333249
Thats why its a two handed sword, he has reach on them, they cant just rush in without him cutting them down.
>>69333249
You are fucking stupid, doubling his swords does not make it any more doable. No one on battlefields dual wielded historically, and it was limited to 1v1 duals with an offhand sidearm and not a full length weapon.
FUCKING CONFIRMED
>>69333136
It's like with that season finale that ended with Sam on the ground, less than 3 or 4 feet from a white walker that was looking directly at him then magically next season he was running away and they were hundreds of feet behind him.
>>69333284
it's implied that he did something dishonourable, like throwing a frog or something
>>69333288
Comfiest videos on youtube
>>69333125
Significantly fewer than 500,000.
at least this bitch was as bitter about the episode as i was
>>69333278
see>>69333249
and this particular scene is not described in detail so how can it be against the books u dumb cunt?
>>69333002
Fucking hell.
>>69333286
>absence of Hightower and the wasted oppertunity for more dialogue
>tfw no
“I looked for you on the Trident,” Ned said to them.
“We were not there,” Ser Gerold answered.
“Woe to the Usurper if we had been,” said Ser Oswell.
“When King's Landing fell, Ser Jaime slew your king with a golden sword, and I wondered where you were.”
“Far away,” Ser Gerold said, “or Aerys would yet sit the Iron Throne, and our false brother would burn in seven hells.”
“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
“But not of the Kingsguard,” Ser Gerold pointed out. “The Kingsguard does not flee.”
“Then or now,” said Ser Arthur. He donned his helm.
“We swore a vow,” explained old Ser Gerold.
Ned’s wraiths moved up beside him, with shadow swords in hand. They were seven against three.
“And now it begins,” said Ser Arthur Dayne, the Sword of the Morning. He unsheathed Dawn and held it with both hands. The blade was pale as milkglass, alive with light.
“No,” Ned said with sadness in his voice. “Now it ends.”
>>69333288
>>69333321
muh friend simulator
kys
>>69333288
Want to fuck blond normie
>>69333288
Why do you watch this if it triggers you so much? Are you just that autistic? Who the fuck cares how other people experience the show.
>>69333346
"(farts)"
>>69333288
Fuck off Pajeet.
>>69333186
is there any mirror ?
>>69333186
Thanks butthurt showplebs.
Episode 3 was alright but I had two issues.
The duel swordsman was kinda cheesy. Thats not how duel swords work at all. The show is generally fairly grounded, but that just seems silly.
The Smalljon betrayal seemed like an asspull. They needed another villain, so they killed off the most loyal Stark bannerman off screen so his son could be evil.
>>69333346
This full dialogue would've been clunky and out of place on the show
I do wish they'd include a few more lines from it though
>>69333346
They couldve used the majority of that dialogue. Hell you could easily cut most of that stupid Tyrion drinkinggame scene in favor of this.
>>69333339
>Arthur wielded the greatsword called Dawn as part of his office as Sword of the Morning, carrying it slung across his back.
>WAAH HIGHTOWER WASN'T THERE
>WHOLE SCENE SHIT BECAUSE THIS ONE NO-NAME DO-NOTHING CUNT WASN'T THERE REEEEEEEEE
Oh yeah and some unimportant dialogue was cut for time/dramatic tension.
>>69333392
no idea
>>69333354
its the creator viralling his video here idiot
>>69333288
"Are they gonna turn into white walkers?"
Oh God that triggered me.
>>69333346
>“I came down on Storm's End to lift the siege,” Ned told them, and the Lords Tyrell and Redwyne dipped their banners, and all their knights bent the knee to pledge us fealty. I was certain you would be among them.”
>“Our knees do not bend easily,” said Ser Arthur Dayne.
>“Ser Willem Darry is fled to Dragonstone, with your queen and Prince Viserys. I thought you might have sailed with him.”
>“Ser Willem is a good man and true,” said Ser Oswell.
>“But not of the Kingsguard,”
Basically remove this and its good to go.
>>69333354
Who said this triggers me? I enjoy watching it and laughing at normies.
>>69333439
No it's not and you know it
Ppppppppppppppppppppppppprt
at least they could make Cersei or Danny rip ass but NOOOO.
>>69333512
*farts*
>tfw small pecker is canon
(farts)
>>69333288
Normies fucking love Tyrion's le witty jokes. Every fucking time.
>there was actually a fucking fart joke in the last episode
>same episode as fucking tower of joy
Somebody please stop D&D. Please.
Pardon my idiocy, but what was the deal with that white powder Arya was putting in that jar? Is it just generic 'learning to make poisons' shit or did I miss something.
>>69333288
>A man, a man and a man walk into a bar
Okay, I chortled
>>69333569
she was learning to smell things
:^)
>>69333468
Ser Willem confirmed alive and part of the 20 good man.
What should I name my character in a Game of Thrones roleplay I'm doing?
>>69333422
u stupid cunts got so wound up by "spinning is a neat trick" when the pics came out that i fear u will never enjoy anything again. Dawn is not a sword made out of a meteor in the show get over it. hes best swordsman and fought 4 guys off realistically with two swords it looked cool. if ur gonna let things like this upset u in a fantasy show you should just end it now famalam
>>69333602
Aenys
>>69333002
I personally agree with leddit. The choreography was great, if it was a book about a guy dual-weilding a greatsword and a longsword, but its not.
Theres is a difference between great choreography for the layman and the legendary sword of the morning cleaving 5 trained and highly skilled knights like a master swordsman.
Not to nit-pick, but dual weilding only works in real historical combat in a Japanese environment, or in a early renaissance rapier/dagger era.
Longsword/greatwords/bastard swords were NOT meant to be dual wielded.
>>69333590
i learned how to smell your mum u cheeky cunt
>imagining the name "Robert Strong" being uttered on the show
Bookfags are literally schizophrenic and seeing and hearing things that don't exist
>>69333602
Farticus
>>69333042
>He was well deserving of the title The Sword of the Morning
>clearly a human, not a sword
>>69333602
Ser Farts Targaryen Snow
>>69333468
yeah but we need to show Dinklage atleast once in an episode despite the fact that his arc sucks dick, also needed some time for arya getting assblasted a million times and le epic fart jokes
>>69333602
Just take your name and remove one letter from it, or turn the i into a y or somethign
>>69333636
>Theres is a difference between great choreography for the layman and the legendary sword of the morning cleaving 5 trained and highly skilled knights like a master swordsman.
This is true. One of them is an important goal for a mainstream television production, and the other is some nerd shit they don't care about at all.
>>69333621
Perfect
>>69333561
JUST
>>69333554
> Regularly watch the new episodes with my family
> Mother frequently giggles at the dick jokes
> fart scene
> She bursts out laughing
>>69333636
magic zombie armies and dragons and giants. lets complain about historical accuracy yay
>>69333002
>>69333636
Yeah, I mean the useless sword-spinning showing-off was... useless, but at least when they actually fought the guys weren't just standing around not attacking (like the Sand Snakes). Even if they were "attacking" at Dayne and intentionally missing/hitting his sword. That's better than we get in most films that don't have Gordon Liu in them.
>>69333546
He's a grower.
>>69333695
Does she follow the plotline? Does she call Dany Khaleesi?
>>69333636
but pic is GW2?
>>69333602
Aenon Targaryen
>>69333636
The sole purpose of him dual wielding was to show that he's a legendary swordsman.
>>69333695
This is why we have matricide
>>69333546
Rank the Stark dick sizes, biggest to smallest. GO.
>>69332836
Anyone got any screenshots to add for episode 3?
>>69333696
I know you're trolling, no one is too stupid to remember how George has always touted, and been touted for, an attempt to adhere to the realities of a medieval society
>>69333696
totes. why didn't frodo just fly to mordor on an airplane?
>>69333602
*farts*
>>69333724
>legendary swordsman
>killed by
>A
>FUCKING
>FROG
>>69332942
The dialogue has been oddly modern this season, olana was there basically to make a quip and that entire "seeing a naked women is the best thing in the world" conversation was straight outta a Seth rogan movie.
Don't know if it's new writers or general laziness.
>>69333590
pity maester pycelle isn't around to help out
>>69333636
>but dual weilding only works in real historical combat in a Japanese environment
marvel wins!
>>69333546
When the fuck did Tormund see Jon's pecker?
>>69333708
She barely knows anything that goes on
I often like to say Tyrion/Dany/Stark will die this scene because I read the books. She almost starts hyperventilating out of fear.
I've done it at least a dozen times, still believes me every time. She boos at Lannister/Bolton scenes soon as they begin. Her favourite character is Ayra
>>69333753
>legendary swordsman
>killed by
>A
>FUCKING
>PEASANT WITH A MASK
>even with all these legitimate issues it's still the most compelling show on TV by far
>>69333590
another riveting Arya scene
bravo D&D
>>69333636
Well obviously they decided to go with the dual wield because it's quite literally impossible to choreograph a fight with a two-hander/sword+shield against 4 people at once. With two swords to parry with they can at least make it look somewhat """"believable"""".
>>69333288
>no 'farts' reaction
just skipping the highlight of the episode?
>>69333773
He was there when Melly revived him fagggot
>>69333288
mfw i got banned for posting their last one
>>69333348
this to be honest
>>69333732
aha epic kys unfunny meme forcer
>>69333766
>Miyamoto Musashi
You do realize that medieval combat was shields until 1300 and then great swords and plat armor right?
>>69333288
>that chick on the beanbag
hnnnnnnnng
>>69333737
with describing the food niggerfaggot. the combat in the books is rarely described in detail and the biggest naval battle was glossed over by exploding the whole fleet with magic fire kill uself senpai
>>69333820
You mean the queen of /got/?
>>69333724
>Swordsmanship is now an rpg skill where if you get good enough you unlock DUAL WIELD
>>69333783
>implying Barristan The Old could even keep up a duel with Meryn Fucking Trant in his advanced age
i still can't believe they literally put a fart in an episode
>>69333816
You're complaining about accuracy when a dead guy just came back to life in the same episode.
>>69333776
>mine liked it when Jon got stabbed
>says Daenerys is boring and can't act
Pretty based.
>>69333197
in the books he wargs into Dayne with his swamp magick
>>69333833
why is she the queen?
i missed the memo
>>69333840
Did you not see him take out like 15 sons of the harpy on his own?
He could easily take out that fat fuck
>>69333858
Yeah my world is ruined too
>political fantasy drama series
>zero politics so far this season
>>69333816
musushi didnt win because he dual wielded, he won because he knew how to mess with the other guy (showing up late, which was dishonorable,...)
You know how you can spot a bookautist?
They're not complaining about the cutting of characters in the ToJ scene because of the lost symbolism of 7 (Westerosi) against 3 (Targaryen).
They're complaining because any change, whether it matters or not, whether they even understand the reason for the way it was, triggers their autism symptoms.
>Sameness is resistance to change; for example, insisting that the furniture not be moved or refusing to be interrupted.
>>69333776
>booing at a television screen
Do Americans really do this? I'm sorry your mom is probably a nice person.
>>69333875
It's just the street-shitter spamming his channel. Report it.
>>69333883
>>zero politics so far this season
There were politics, not that I enjoy the shitty political drama they're trying to create. Get House of Cards out of my fucking fantasy.
>>69333872
She was a Satnnissis ?
>>69333816
Medieval combat has always largely been shield and spear until the invention of the firearm.
Swords being the default medieval weapon is one of the biggest memes in history
>>69333883
i bet your father was a cunt *farts
>>69333288
I wont shill it but does anyone watch BlindWave?
https://a.pomf.cat/oantgd.webm
>>69333892
Targaryen knights were Westerosi too
>>69333874
no
don't believe everything you read on reddit
>>69333901
We're British also she's the very definition of an uninspired normie
Can anyone explain to me the significance of Howland reed backstabbing Dayne instead of Ned doing it in a 1v1?
I mean I get that it's not as heroic as the stories, but what does this change for Bran? I'm pretty sure that next episode, or the one after that, Bran will start to bitch about it...
>>69333925
Back to /k/ please. Im sick and tired of the spear meme. Or are you one of those guys whos gonna go on a rant calling it polearm?
Were talking about knights. If you want to talk about your peasant ancestors, go back to /k/.
>>69333892
Well that and the fact they cut Gerold Hightower, who was even mentioned within the show universe as being at the Tower of Joy.
>>69333948
Bookfags are mentally ill
>>69333640
>>69333923
Her favorite is Arya, which is kinda pleb. She acknowledges that Stannis is the rightful king though.
>>69333883
varys strong-arming that harpy bitch was politics albeit the retarded essos kind
>>69333024
Umbers giving up a Stark is literally impossible though
>but muh jon snu
Is a bastard and above that is in the nights watch so doesn't have any ties to the remaining starks
This is a family that is famous for their loyalty to the starks. The smalljon literally talks about his father dying which was a Bolton ruse. On top of that the wolfhead he drops looks too small for a direwolf.
DANORFREMEMBAHS
Brown Ben Plumm will win the game of thrones tbH faM
>>69333288
>not watching with the lights off
>no blanket
0/10 comfy
>>69333962
It will be some convoluted drama about how Ned wasn't perfect or someshit to pad the running time.
Heaven forbid a characters plot not move at a dead snails pace
>>69333974
>the fact they cut Gerold Hightower
No aggro, but why does this matter? I mean, what difference does it make?
>>69333971
>gets BTFO
>g-go back to /k/ with your facts you fucking nerd hahah
>>69333974
>Sameness is resistance to change; for example, insisting that the furniture not be moved or refusing to be interrupted.
>>69333962
Starks are retards who care too much about >muh honour
Not that mind raping simpletons is very honourable, but Starks were always hypocrites.
>>69333962
a big theory was that Reed was a warg that managed to take over one of the kingsguard but i guess not and hes just a lil backstebbing fgt
>>69333776
>Her favourite character is Ayra
I'm sorry anon, you should kill her while she sleeps.
>>69333776
Pretty much the same with my family. When watching the talky scenes, I can tell they're not taking ANY notice of what they're saying at all.
They know four characters names: Tyrion, Jon, Arya and sometimes Danaerys but it's mostly "Khaleesi" they call her. Everyone else is "Him" "Her" or "That person"
This is why the show is now dumbed down and they're killing off a ton of characters. Because this is their majority audience.
>>69333997
As I said, the fact that he was explicitly mentioned as being at the Tower of Joy within the shows universe.
This is called a plot hole.
>>69333999
Youre still here. Why dont you go enjoy your epic WIN on /k/? You sure showed me.
>>69332930
I understand why they might cut some of the original dialogue.
But why cut some good stuff by GRRM and replace it with their own original elementary school writing?
>>69334011
Who took this photo?
Did MG-42's have GoPros mounted on them?
>>69334031
lmao you're autistic as fuck m8 l2 not get butthurt over being wrong on the internet
muh citadel
>>69333541
*inhales*
>>69334000
>if you call out plot holes you're resistant to change
you're retarded
>>69333776
Aw bless her, nice to hear she's having fun with the show.
>>69334029
If you're talking about that shot of the Kingsguard logs or whatever, then OK (though technically it's a continuity error, not a plot hole).
Maybe he'll be in the Tower?
>>69334025
you people are ridiculous in saying the show was ever smarter than it is right now, they are just trying less to disguise the bullshit.
>>69334031
Not him but your asspain is hilarious, just shut up and quit while you're ahead you fucking idiot.
>The mad king is dead.. Rhaegar lies beneath the ground
But he died on a lake
>>69334061
Are you even human? How can one man win so hard? Im going to kill myself now.
>tfw Ned could hear Bran
>>69334068
>white walkers knocking on the walls doors
>I'll go to the citadel for years to become a mastyer
I don't understand sams plan
>>69334114
keep these (You)s coming fampai
>>69333002
FUCKING DEGENERATES
>>69334000
are you a professional quote maker?
>>69334117
>bran literally drove the mad kang insane
We interstellar now
>>69334108
>But he died on a lake
I imagine they buried him, though.
>>69334117
yeah tf was that shit? he can alter the past now?
>>69333475
POO IN LOO!
>>69334085
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retroactive_continuity
>>69334019
My favorite character is Arya
>>69334132
Disappointing response. Are you done winning?
>>69334145
Targs were cremated
>>69333962
It's setting up this guy to be Howland Weed.
Showing that he's a ruthless mothafucka who will literally and figuratively stab someone in the back for fucking with his liege lord Stark.
Showfags face when.
>>69334095
>Maybe he'll be in the Tower?
Doubtful, why would he stay in the tower and allow his friends to have less chance of winning?
Face it, D&D fucked the scene up.
>>69333871
Just turn off your brain bro
http://www.strawpoll.me/10174901
http://www.strawpoll.me/10174901
http://www.strawpoll.me/10174901
Answer the poll faggots.
>>69334146
IT WAS THE WIND
>>69334161
no
are you done being butthurt over being wrong yet?of course you're not, why else would you still be replying?
>>69334173
He'll be delivering the baby
>>69334185
>anything other than tully
tf is wrong with people?
>mfw everyone thought hes gonna play Reed
>>69334146
I really fucking hope they don't do the whole "the history was me from the future all along" thing from Interstellar.
But really, if not, why would they include that thing of Bran shouting to his father? Either you can affect the past or not, but why tease it if not?
One way that would be acceptable, is if you can affect the VISION, but not the past. Like, it's an interactive simulation, but anything you do there doesn't affect reality. Like, you could talk to your father and get information from him, but you couldn't send information to the past.
>>69334185
Baratheons when you think about it
Plotlines that this show completely forgot:
- Gendry
- Beric Dondarrion and the Brotherhood without Banners
- The Freys and the Tullies
>>69334058
its a training exercise but he did take it into battle with him as well as a longbow. not exactly historically accurate but u get heroes sometimes. and sometimes they dual wield
>>69334173
>Doubtful, why would he stay in the tower and allow his friends to have less chance of winning?
Possibly delivering the little babbyDany?
>Face it, D&D fucked the scene up.
I thought it was pretty good. It's as easy to think of them as having fucked up the art-design stuff for that one shot of the Kingsguard log.
>>69334146
After the white walkers conquer westeros, Bran will go back to the past so he prevent the white walkers from being created.
Thats how the show ends :^)
>>69333871
This argument is so retarded. There's magic in the world that can revive people. Okay, cool, easy to suspend my disbelief.
There's no magic in the world that suddenly makes dual-wielding viable for a human sword fighter. If he had 4 arms, or an extra head so he could concentrate on two fronts at once, or if he had psychic powers that could control 2 floating swords I could suspend my disbelief because that's a situation in which dual wielding could be stronger than wielding a single sword.
But he's not. He's a human, and no amount of """""legendary swordsmanship""""" is going to overcome the very human limitations that make dual wielding fucking stupid.
>>69334058
>there were no soldiers instructed to take photographs to feed the US' WWII propaganda machine
OK.
>>69334203
>let's just put one of the greatest knights to ever walk the planet on nurse duty instead of fighting when I could easily just hire a midwife
don't be a mong lad
>>69334223
dude you copy pasted this from last thread.
No one gives a shit if they use 'Interstellar' when it's a goddamn 1980s sci-fi gimmick.
>>69332891
Implying you're not going to be *fart* posting 2 years later in these same threads at the show's epilogue as a homage to how shit Dungeon & Dragon's fanfiction is.......................... *farts* ..........................
>Dual wield swords v dual wielded shields
Who wins?
>>69334241
>"And then Harry woke up back in his bed under the staircase"
Best ending tbqh
>>69334234
I think 1 or 2 of those will return this season.
Gendry doesn't really matter unless you use his blood for magic, because no one would ever legitimize him
>>69334251
>There's no magic in the world that suddenly makes dual-wielding viable for a human sword fighter.
Are you sure?
>>69334266
>let's involve as many people as possible in this top-secret operation
no u
>yfw Gerold Hightower had warged into Dayne and was controlling the second sword
>>69334284
Tyrion double wielding axe
>>69334284
shields.
>>69334296
>>let's involve as many people as possible in this top-secret operation
>implying they wouldn't just force them to stay at the ToJ until they left
>>69334275
In any case it's dumb shit. I wish this series doesn't go Shyamalan tier tweests.
>>69333288
>how normies see GOT.
god damn it, just fucking end it.
>>69334251
My point is the show is for entertainment, not for """""historical accuracy""""" you retard.
this thread is full of entitled faggots just be glad they are adapting this shitshow of a book series anyway. i love them but they arent the greatest books and i dont mind the show changing stuff at least i got to see it at all and didnt have to look at Samwells fucking cock
>>69334210
>Greyjoys
>>69334210
Tully was not reatarded, Hoster and Bryndedn were based,And Edmure just did wath he had as a Lord to do, the Redfork was Robb's fault.
>>69334284
Swords obviously, you could always drop or sheathe one of your weapons, so it comes down to 1 shield versus 1 sword. And if shields would win everybody wouldve been running around with a shield instead of a sword.
>>69334251
>There's no magic in the world that suddenly makes dual-wielding viable for a human sword fighter.
How do you know?
>>69334143
>people actually think interstellar came up with that meme
Plebs.
>>69333288
>One white girl on the entire group of 11 "people"
>She's BLACKED
I really, really, really hate millennials.
>>69334234
>Roose Bolton
>Stannis
>Dorne
>Barristan
>Mance Rayder
>Lady Stoneheart
>Jamie's redemption
>Varys now supporting magical dragon lady when hating magic is one of his few known motivations
Talisa is the only character arc change that D&D have written that was actually on part or an improvement of what happens in the novels.
