>I'll give him a RED smile
What did he mean by this?
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>>69328353
>(farts)
What did he mean by this?
(farts)
Where the fuck does "R'Hollor hungers" come from? They never said It in the show right? Is it a play on Frostmourne Hungers?
>>69330442
nth for (farts)
RIP Eurio
>>69330442
Kevin will probably be killed by the kids shown in episode 3.
>Hey maester, nice chain. Do you choke your mother with it when you put your penis in her butthole?
>>69330471
>Where the fuck does "R'Hollor hungers" come from?__________________(farts)________________
>>69330493
wew lad didn't even think about that, thought they'd just cut the fact that Varys kills Kevin in the book
>>69330500
>(farts)
>*laugh track*
I thought Varys cuts out his little birds tongues. How come they still talk?
Rightful Queen and Hand of the Queen
Podrick dies soon
Why are Olenna's witticisms so much more entertaining than Tyrion's? Is it the acting?
>>69330540
Wait, if he cuts their tongues, then how do they tell him what they've heard?
NO
COCK
>>69330565
s-sign language?
>>69330565
He teaches them all how to read and write. This way they can copy down other peoples' letters without having to steal them.
>3 episodes in
>still no sex scenes
arya is the many faced god's chosen one.
>>69330594
sansa sex scene soon please
>>69330523
They wouldn't have bothered to bring him back if they weren't going to kill him
Although with how little interesting characters there are left they'd be better off to go OC and have him live, but I'm sure they won't miss an opportunity to kill a good character
>>69330442
>googling for lyanna is a wight or other theories
>Google gives me a Salon article about consent and rape and lyanna being raped or some shit
Why is this allowed.
>Promise me, Jorah
>>69330600
an astute observation
>>69330576
Is this kino?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=74Ao1ltSy64
>>69330614
>arrives to Castle Black
>looks like pussy is back on the menu, boys!
>Plot going nowhere for 2+ seasons now
>Winter is here, no one north of the wall anymore, yet white walkers nowhere to be seen
>Every arc has steadily become filler now.
GoT on suicide watch by this season's finale.
I bet they'll kill tyrion around the end of the season just for shock value, too.
>>69330549
>Why are Olenna's witticisms so much more entertaining than Tyrion's?
They're less cock-centric and generally aimed at characters of consequence.
>>69330660
i can't believe they did that
>>69330661
my boys DnD are on the case
House Arryn master race
>>69330706
Sansa x Pod sex scene please
>>69330717
House Arryn down to a weak 'tard bitch and a kid from the female line.
House Arryn a shit
>>69330660
https://a.pomf.cat/fpqdgo.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/xnjiai.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/eqknsk.webm
https://a.pomf.cat/zlotcf.webm
>>69330660
Does it bug anyone else that they decided to keep calling him Gregor Clegane instead of Robert Strong?
>>69330663
>implying meme dwarf will die
>implying meme dwarf CAN die
He is GRRM's favorite character, and is clad in impenetrable plot armor. If the White Walkers win and the Night's King sits on the Iron Throne, Tyrion will be the only one left alive to witness it.
Claim your husbando /got/
FUck, just read catelyn's chapter where Robb returns with the westerling bitch
the feels.......
>Brienne arrives at the wall
>LOLISTHATAWOMYNINARMOR
>USUTHENERSRWEIRD
>IBETSHEDOESN'THAVEACOCK
>(farts)
>Sansa finally about to get to Castle Black
>Jon leaves
FOR FUCKS SAKE JUST GET ON WITH THE FUCKING SHOW ALREADY
Jesus christ. This shit is Boardwalk Empire levels of fucking slow and go-nowhere.
Does anyone seriously give a shit about Danny being kidnapped? Those anyone give a shit about Danny period? She's not doing shit anymore. No one is. Who the fuck cares about Arya becoming an assassin? What does any of this shit have to do with the supposed 'battle for Westeros' and White Walkers? Are we ever going to get anywhere in the next 2-3 years with this fucking story when we only get 10 episodes a year and 95% of it is retarded filler? Everyone season this shit gets worse and worse and I'm struggling to find a reason to watch anymore.
>>69330771
jaime!
>>69330751
>He wasn't raised by sucking the teet till he was 12
Kek fag
What's the /tv/ archive now? I want to see the reaction thread, and I can't keep up with all the different archives that sprang up once foolz died.
>>69330739
Would he even be able to enter the phatness?
unstoppable force meets immovable object, this is the groundbreaking questions GoT dares to answer
>>69330787
where the fuck did my spaces go
>>69330630
Fuck off Rhaegar. Everyone knows you kidnapped her
>>69330789
Jon hasnt left yet autist
Watch it again, he's obviously going to a room to get ready to leave, the gate is on the other side.
And this is where Dany gets an army from, she's gonna ride Drogon in front of all the Khal's and they'll follow her
>>69330798
I JUST claimed it you dumb fuck
>>69330769
All the more reason they'll kill him with le-instakill-dagger. They've completely run out of ideas and that's why the story hasn't gone anywhere in 2 years.
>>69330781
first time reading it through?
>>69330771
Sansa doesn't seem like a smart person
>>69330660
>20k views already
>>69330663
there are people who think they need to slow the pace down and tell more backstory.
10, 20 episode seasons to do it right
>>69330769
>Tyrion as Night's Kings hand
I can see it.
I wish Benny still made videos
>>69330799
You think Lysa ever too care of his natural urges while he was feeding?
I just realized that if Bran is going back in time, he won't go back to season 1, obviously, because everybody is old and many actors are gone. BUT he could go back to Robert's rebellion and try to change things or whatever so that his family is saved. Are we going to see Robert vs Rhaegar? FUCKING HYPED
>>69330758
It was only in front of the little birds, wasn't it? Not sure if they're completely dropping the Ser Robert Strong bit. Kind of makes shit complicated with Dorne if they are.
Other hand, maybe this should be taken as further indication that they're dropping Dorne as quickly as they can.
>>69330842
Yep
>>69330758
I think officially he's known as Robert Strong since Clegane is widely assumed dead, but everyone on the small council is in on his resurrection.
>>69330861
>being able to affect past events via "time travel" meme
can this end?
>>69330771
Based Sophie openly groping smirkfu. The shit chicks can get away with.
>>69330862
You're still trying to make sense of this mess?
>>69330861
>hey rigar you dropped some rubies...
>>69330789
Ill start giving a shit about Dany the moment she decides to start moving west as opposed to literally every other direction. I'll start giving a shit about Arya the moment she remembers that the majority of her siblings, to her knowledge, are still alive and decides to rejoin them rather than having any interesting personality traits she has be slowly ablated away with each passing episode.
Jesus Christ just make it stop.
preston video when?
>>69330758
no, it just confirms the painfully obvious
>>69330755
I love these videos
>>69330758
yeah.
they dropped the whole "Robert Strong" thing entirely, and i dont like that.
they could have handled it subtly.
also, is that the Icelandic strongman actor or some other tall bloke?
>>69330861
Why doesn't Bran just go back to season 1 and tell himself not to climb the damn tower. That's the root cause of everything in the show basically.
>>69330771
Why is Sophie Turner spanking Natalie Dormer?
>>69330771
i love how benioff points for the hound to see so he doesnt miss the action
What God/gods would you follow? Rollorfag here
>>69330934
>also, is that the Icelandic strongman actor or some other tall bloke?
It's still the Strongman
>>69330789
>Who the fuck cares about Arya becoming an assassin?
I kinda do to be honest. As far as the Others go, it's not like the show is really lagging behind the books in particular.
>>69330771
muh dick
>>69330950
Who cares if there's no afterlife
>>69330950
josh
>>69330950
old gods senpai
>>69330827
>Implying
She'll get saved by Sir Friendzone, he'll die in the process, and she'll go back to doing nothing in Mereen for the rest of the season. Who gives a fuck if the dragon shows up? Even if she gets the Khal's to follow her, so fucking what? They already wrote her out of Westeros for the foreseeable future after her fleet was destroyed and the port along with them. She's a complete dead end until next year minimum.
Jon will be gone by the time Sansa gets there and she'll be chasing him around while he fucks off to become god emperor of the wildlings or some stupid shit to take back Winterfell. That'll be the end of the season. That's why his brother was just captured. To give him some motivation to bother taking Winterfell back.
And the white walkers will be nowhere to be found the whole season. They'll use winter itself as a convenient plot device to put that shit off until the next book comes by just making winter take forever to kick in. Hence king's landing.
>>69330964
Then live forever or at least make sure your kids do, by worshipping the true Kings of Winter
>>69330469
lol
![(pokerface)[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/5qiv0dB.png "(pokerface)[1].png")
>Theon gets his balls cut off
>The Red Wedding happened
>Sansa gets raped by Ramsay and everyone bitches about muh feminisms and treatment of women and muhsoginy
Can somebody explain this?
>>69330901
>this mess
Eh, it's OK, honestly. E1 was very disappointing, 2 and 3 were both enjoyable and people are radically overstating the amount of filler they contain.
>>69330755
my sides have left this earth
>>69330950
>implying gods exist
>>69330959
That's not a strong argument for the show, that's an argument for the books being just as slow and shitty about pacing and plot progression. None of this stupid side-shit matters. They spent the early seasons conveying that none of it matters. At this point they're just milking the fuck out of a cash cow at the expense of a story. Both D&D and Martin.
>>69330442
Something to do with communism obviously
>>69330939
Is that a serious question? Does she need to explain herself in that regard? Would you NOT spank Natalie Dormer? Are you one of those fancy-boys or something?
>>69330660
>kino
CRINGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You sheets are soaked with your own piss on a daily basis.
>>69330982
what about the aids jorah got? that'll have to play into something or did they do it just for prank patrol
>>69330982
Even if she gets the Khal's to follow her, so fucking what?
>implying the dothraki army wouldn't be a huge boon to her forces
>they already wrote her out of Westeros for the foreseeable future after her fleet was destroyed and the port along with them.
the ironborn are going to go to mereen to invade it, they will end up allying with dany and taking her army to westeros in their massive fleet of ships
>>69331000
feminists are hypocrites and enforce double standards
wew lad
>>69330862
Dorne is on the warpath now that the Sand Snacks have overthrown the patriarchy. There is really no point in pretending that "Ser Strong" is anyone other than frankenmountain
>>69330919
The ride never ends.Because it never even fucking started.
>>69330947
I'm pretty sure the hound takes a picture of it with his phone. That's what the action looks like.
>>69331023
So it's hearsay then.
>>69331000
Two things you listed sound like some fantasy. That stuff doesn't happen to people.
One thing you listed sounds highly relatable. It's something people have to live in fear of every day.
>>69331063
haha he totally pulls his phone out
CREEPER SHOT
>yfw melly c is actually worshiping the great other
>her visions etc are just a scheme by the great other to convince here she is preaching r'hollor
>>69330442
>yfw when you realized cerseis haircut is the same as jofferys haircut
>>69331075
This.I live in constant fear of my balls being cut off.
>>69331053
Well I think they have to maintain the fiction at least in front of the High Sparrow. Pretty sure an abomination on the Kingsguard wouldn't go down too well, and it might even disqualify him from acting as her champion.
>>69330951
Wonder how much they're paying him for just standing around doing nothing
>>69331075
Rape is not that common in the 1st world m8. Just because people put the muh 1 in 4 women in college campuses will be raped myth in your head doesn't make it true. It's overhyped as fuck. Also people don't get murdered or castrated?
What if the Others are trying to take over Westeros, because they too know that there is no afterlife and so want to spare people from being sent into nothingness?
What if when they kill you, but then bring you back as a wight, some part of you is indeed brought back from that darkness (which is why those wights knew where to attack the Lord Commander), but you're also put under their control to help keep converting others as well
>>69331092
>>69331063
isn't there a theory or some shit that sansa and the hound fuck or are in love or some shit
>Arya removing the Hound from her list
>Jaqen asks her why
>She's confused
Does arya want to be Hounds waifu?
>literally fucking nothing happens this episode
Neat can't wait for next week!
>Stan my man! How do you want your Great House senpai?
>>69330986
>>69331039
Pretty sure it's just a prank, bro. Danny has mile-thick plot armor so I doubt it'll infect her.
>>69331046
>Look at my huge army that I can't go anywhere with! Don't question me! I AM UH KHALEESIIIIIIIII!!!
>Iron-born invading Mereen.
>Literally on the other side of the planet.
>With their tiny military that can't even hold ground in their own tiny sphere of influence.
Cease these jests.
>>69331163
would you not want to be?
>>69331075
>A character that has been established as a brutal psychopath and GoT's new hate-sink rapes a character that we are supposed to sympathize with, while forcing another sympathetic character to watch in order to cement the brutality of the act
>clearly this scene is glorifying rape instead of doing the exact opposite
>>69331177
flayed and burnt
>>69330771
>smirkfu just tries to pretend it's not happening
>one cannot fight the warrior-goddess
>just accept it
>this is how you live now
>you will be mauled and pawed endlessly by bully sophie
>you are her bitch now
>>69330758
it's basically for the retard audience of the show to remember who this guy was
>umm anon so is this the guy who got kinda poisoned by oberon in season 4? I cant remember ^_^
>>69331177
JUST
Imagine the Meereen scenes if Varys wasn't here
>>69331163
Hound was initially in her list because the idea of the hound is that he was the bodyguard of Joffrey, that he was a cunt.
Spending time with him though, especially as he shielded her face during the Red Wedding, Arya knew that the hound was dead, but Sandor Clegane lives
>>69331188
map is outdated
![Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.05_[2016.04.24_01.52.22].png](https://i.imgur.com/zXqLR7W.jpg "Game of Thrones S05E08 Hardhome (1080p x265 10bit Joy).mkv_snapshot_00.58.05_[2016.04.24_01.52.22].png")
>>69330986
Seconding this.
>>69331188
I see you haven't read the books
>>69331177
Well-done
>>69331185
>eternal or at least a really long fucking winter
>not wanting to be undead and not feel the bitter cold
Enjoy staying dead and feeling your limbs fall off traitors to the king!
>>69331214
"drinking games" scene showed how bad that would be
>>69331246
the books are wrecked from this point on. Fucking faggot should of gotten off his lazy as and finished them, before starting this stupid fucking show.
he'll he had 6 FUCKING years. but nah
Insert fart joke here
>>69331155
Makes too much sense to be in Game of Thrones. They'll be evil just for the sake of being evil. Muh Empire memes.
>>69330771
What would you do if you looked as good as Nikolaj
>>69331153
Yeah but compare it to murder rates. Even discounting 1 in 4, there's a far, far higher chance you know someone who's been raped than someone who's been murdered.
>>69331192
>this scene is glorifying rape
I haven't seen anybody say it's glorifying rape, just that it's using its emotional impact as a cheap ramp to provoke audience reaction (with the attendant claims that doing so is offensive etc).
>>69331279
all the shit going on with the ironborn this season has already happened in the books, they end up invading mereen
>>69331190
As perfect as having a little Arya running around fucking people up while Hound eats chicken and shit, isn't arya almost lustfully thinking about Jon and vice versa?
>Can't give an honest answer about Hound
>Can't get rid of Needle
>thinks about them both constantly
>Pedo waifu or incest waifu
>>69331157
I totally remember when that scene didn't happen
Has anyone else lost all respect for Jon Snows character now with the knowledge he has a tiny penis, are we really supposed to believe he can rally the north and save the world now that that everyone knows his little secret?
>>69331153
>Rape is not that common in the 1st world m8.
It's common enough. Overblown stats or not.
1/4 people never experience a mugging in their life. But everyone worries about getting mugged. Because it's common enough.
No one is worried about getting castrated or murdered.
>>69331192
I was making the case that it was glorifying rape. I was making the case for why people complained. But now that you mention it, it did make rape into a spectacle. The show loves to throw shock at the audience for cheap thrills.
>omg sex scene, this show is so awesome!
>omg nude scene, this show is so awesome!
>omg death scene, this show is so awesome!
>omg rape scene, the show is so awesome!
It's all cheap spectacle. I can understand if others are upset that they made a spectacle of rape.
>>69331246
>M-Muh books!
The books have basically nothing to do with the show anymore.
Official sigil of house /got/
>>69331338
It was banter.
>>69331155
What if they're just a bunch of evil monsters that want to raise an army of undead and take over the world?
(farts)
![tumblr_nskvsbMYlh1tmt084o2_1280[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/pmfh6lW.png "tumblr_nskvsbMYlh1tmt084o2_1280[1].png")
>mfw I realise that the flayed burning corpse in the trailer is either going to be stannis or rickon
just
>>69330787
>female """""knights""""
Good joke
>>69330986
Am I still sentient as one of your undead zombies? I'd like to entertain my fellow zombies by drinking large amounts of liquids and watch as they pour out my open chest cavity.
GIVE US BEER OR ILL FUCK YER BUNGHOLE
>imping GRRM had the plot planned when he wrote the first book
http://watchersonthewall.com/george-r-r-martins-original-plan-game-thrones/
>Sansa has Joff's son
>Robb maims Joff on the battlefield
>Tyrion falls in love with Arya
>Arya falls in love with Jon
>Cat dies to White Walkers
>Bran sits on the throne
>>69331370
>Last baratheon with literally 0 happening in dragonstone or the stormlands. Like literally no food, no standing army, probably no more permanent citizens
>Runt of the stark house who can't warg, isn't a soldier or fighter, doesn't even try to keep in touch with his siblings or vice versa
So, it's essentially like flaying/torching a background character, but he has a name
>>69331370
Plenty of other candidates. Like Smalljon.
>>69330787
>pulls her pants down
>giant elephant donger
>>69331341
except for basically everything
>>69331424
>Robb maims Joff on the battlefield
that would have been great to witness in my opinion
Post handsome men
>>69331370
It'll be Roose and Walda.
To show that if Ramsay is willing to do that to his own family, what will he do to his enemies who aren't?
>>69331341
>>69331279
You stupid cock sucking retards. Fuck, why do people have to be as fucking stupid as people like you?
Just because the majority of POVs from the books have now exhausted their chapters from the books leaving them at the whim of D&D's fanfiction from here on out doesn't mean there still aren't POVs which haven't been explored in the show yet.
Euron, Balon's death, the Kingsmoot, the entire Iron Islands premise and the Iron Fleet under Victarion going to seek out Daenerys all happened in A Feast of Crows which syncronised itself around season 5 even though the Ironborn plot is just being shown in the show now. So they've just introduced an entire fucking subplot from 2 books ago to now go through, you ignorant fucking fuckwits.
You people are so fucking retarded. Why even open your gaping whore's asshole of mouths if you haven't read the books and don't know shit anyway? Why pretend to know things you don't? You can prevent yourself from being such enormous fucking retard faggots if you either a) Read the books or b) kept your whore mouths shut
Fucking dipshits I wish people like you literally killed yourselves
Lowest common denominator and showfag trash. Disgusting
>>69331397
No, but you get to be a NEET forever and it's perfectly fine.
Wasn't Joffrey extremely handsome in the books? Why did they cast a frog?
>>69331490
Post cute girls
>>69330936
Why doesn't he just go back in time and tell Lyanna to leave a letter telling Brandon where she went? Would literally solve all the problems, except one mad cuckold
>>69331306
>It's common enough
Who fucking cares? It's a show based off of medieval times. Chicks get raped, dudes get murdered, fucked up shit happens big deal. I don't see any reason why anyone should have their jimmies rustled over rape scenes when far more vile shit goes on in that show (other than of course to push a political agenda)
>>69331306
Who
cares?
Should everything be censored on tv now to protect people's feels? Jesus Christ
Jon Snow's body is sex
>>69331532
Wonder how many turns D&D took on this girl before she was allowed to get another costume set in wardrobe to do her scene
>>69331532
>>69330861
STOP USING THAT SHIT PICTURE YOU RETARD
ROBERT WAS CLEAN SHAVEN
CLEAN
FUCKING
SHAVEN
>>69331510
Boy I can't wait for you to get BTFO this season when fucking nothing happens.
It's not happening anon. The very idea of it is stupid as fuck even in the books(To be fair, most side-plots are stupid as fuck in GoT). Iron-born is dead end filler now, just like Danny arc but worse because they don't even have the potential to change anything.
>>69330442
>Yfw if Geoffrey was still alive, the Faith Militant wouldn't have gained power, the kingdoms would all be at peace due to how powerful the Throne is, the Boltons wouldn't have dared to act against the crown, and Stannis wouldn't have risked everything to take Winterfell and would still be alive
>Muh sand sneks wouldn't be a thing because they wouldn't dare to overthrow Dorne because Tywin would have pushed Geoffrey to invade them as soon as they had shown any instability
I guess the moral of the story is that the lesser of two evils is actually a force of good? The show really did go down hill as soon as he died, fuckin hell.
>>69331532
>>69331578
I wonder what STDs they caught considering she's a slag
>>69331594
He was not
>>69331594
(farts)
>>69331510
Doesn't negate my point asspie my point is that he Fucking taking ages to write the books. He already passed two deadlines that he himself set it looks like we won't see the 6th book till Fucking next year. He said in March that he shut down everything but the books. But surprise it's almost June and we havent seen a inch of progress.
Meanwhile every sub plot is up to date besides your stupid "oh fuck the iron born are after dany" who gives a fuck over some little Fucking bs. Most main character arcs are done and now they have nowhere to go besides d&d.
My point is that the show has surpassed the books and the books should have been done first because now the show is going to influence the books which is never Fucking good.
Unless I missed a Fucking huge chapter that was written what's going on. Jon is still dead in the books
>>69331569
If I fap to his ass because it's so huge and feminine, is that still gay?
>>69331603
Eddard should have kept his mouth shut and let joffery be the king
>>69331516
Sounds good, I can't make it in this world anyways.
>>69331655
Yes because his ass is so muscular
>>69331655yes
Why is everyone from Essos such a jew?
>Varys
>Littlefinger
>Illyrio
>Iron Bank
>The Thirteen
>all those other merchants
We have to build a wall to protect Westeros
>>69330769
THAT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO KILL HIM MORE DABID!
>>69331610
Syphilis obviously considering the dementia tier writing in the show.
>>69331681
Shut the fuck up you retarded faggot.
>>69331681
littlefinger isnt from Essos.
he's from the Fingers
>>69330861
>rob dual wields warhammers
>>69330594
Sorry chad.
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KTSIk7c.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>mfw dualwielding Arthur Dayne
God fucking dammit
The one chance we get at GIANTS GIANTS GIANTS BECOME UNSTOPPABLE
CHAOS ZWEIHANDER +5
POWER UP THE BASS CANNON
>backstabbed by reed
>screen goes black
DAYNE GOT UP AND PWNED HIM
>>69331696
Littlefingers family is originally from Essos
>>69331568
>Who fucking cares?
People who aren't you m8, I s'pose. You asked why, and I've told you why.
>Should everything be censored on tv now
Nah. Should everybody only say things you agree with so you don't get triggered?
>>69330637
KHALEEEEESI?
>>69331697
His grandpa was a Braavosi
>>69331651
>Meanwhile every sub plot is up to date
>>69331177
Just smash my patriarchy up, tumblr
>>69331578
Honestly she's that Dave Hill guy's daughter or niece or something isn't she? Don't shit on your own doorstep etc.
>>69331725
Sorry my mistake
"Any relevant sub plot"
>>69331662
Do you think if Eddard had read out Bobby's actual Will that Jofferey would have sent his mother away and let Eddard serve as his regent?
Might Jofferey have benefited from Eddard guiding him? Maybe somebody with genuine empathy could have saved Joff from himself.
He did, at least, express a sense of shame when he cowered before Nymeria, but then his mother goes and tells him its okay and to be an ass to everyone cause everyone is the enemy.
Even on the Blackwater he seemed torn between his fear and an understanding that he needed to set an example for the defenders, but again mommy road in to save the day and pander to his faults.
>>69331338
Har, every pecker is small compared to Giantsbane's
>>69330637
Wtf who is this drench wench?
Are the Dothraki low key Bronies
>It's a Jon Snow takes advantage of a loophole in his oath to leave castle black and do whatever he wants episode
>>69331532
>>69331279
>>69331341
You probably don't realise this being the showplebs that you are but the Ironborn plot which happened in a Feast for Crows and a Dance with Dragons hasn't been apart of the show yet
>Balon dies
>Kingsmoot occurs
>Euron crowned new Ironborn lord after returning to the Iron Islands
>Giving Dragonbinder horn to Victarion to seek out Daenerys and tame her dragons
>Victarion and a fleet of Ironborn sail to Meereen
etc.
Why don't you fags just read the books instead of being retarded?
>>69331711
fucking gankers
>>69331767
No. They rape their slaves, not their horses.
TITS
W H E N ?
H
E
N
?
>>69331715
>You asked why, and I've told you why.
And I appreciate that. I just think it's a fucking stupid, nonsensical reason
>Nah. Should everybody only say things you agree with so you don't get triggered?
I get triggered when people say/believe stupid shit for stupid reasons (i.e. rape scenes in GOT are bad cuz muh feels, muh wiminz, muh muhsoginy, muh there's a very low probability of being raped so I will get triggered if I see it on a tv show even though it will probably never happen to me), not when people disagree with me.
>>69330861
>dualwielding warhammers
>>69331789
I am fond of this meme.
>>69330789
This is literally the same in the books
>>69331787
>a loophole
>"It shall not end until my death"
That's not a loophole. He wasn't medically dead for half a minute or in stasis. The fucker was a corpse for almost a full day.
>>69331762
Jof was pissed off at Ned's "betrayal", which Baelish used to influence the young king and have him execute Stark, despite the fact that before that everybody agreed to let him go if he confessed.
>show finale
>camera slowly zooms in on the iron throne
>it's shrouded in darkness
>the darkness slowly fades
>the one sitting on the throne isRobin Arryn
>>69331846
>for this night and all the nights to come
>>69331856
I know, but imagine if instead of doing that Ned went with Baelish's suggestion and just accepted Robert's Will. Robert wanted Ned as Regent/Lord Protector.
>>69331819
>I get triggered when people say/believe stupid shit for stupid reasons
Good.
>>69330771
>you will never look as good as him
>or have him as your older brother
>>69331863
That's for the Night's watch, the entirety of the regiment
The whole of nights watch will work and serve ad inifinitum on the wall, but the singular soldier works until death
Why does /got/ have to be so contrarian?
>>69331762
If Ned managed to send cersei back to Castaly Rock, maybe. If she was there Joffery would always listen to her instead of Ned.
I think Joffery was just to much damaged at that point to be turned into a good king. If he was fostered by Ned or Tywin, things might have been different.
>>69331834
>tfw Daenerys fucking Targaryen doesn't even know High Valyrian, where "valar" means all men, not just guys
>>69331922
I'm better than these people
>>69330861
I really fucking hope they don't do the whole "the history was me from the future all along" thing from Interstellar.
But really, if not, why would they include that thing of Bran shouting to his father? Either you can affect the past or not, but why tease it if not?
One thing that would be acceptable, is if you can affect the VISION, but not the past. Like, it's an interactive simulation, but anything you do there doesn't affect reality. Like, you could talk to your father and get information from him, but you couldn't send information to the past.
>>69331862
Preston, pls.
>>69331904
In what way does it ever even imply that, at all?
The oath clearly means was that you don't get to leave the wall, ever. Forgive them for not foreseeing the possibility of full resurrection.
>>69331922
Wow a shitskin woman likes all the farts and cocks. What a surprise.
So much for political intrigue or the honor of soldiers and kings.
>>69330986
The King looks pretty faggy. Not really something to shit bricks about, could probably break his girly jaw with a single hit.
>>69331945
Probably.
>>69331884
Baelish would still be the power behind the throne, owning the Gold Cloaks, thus having control over each and every coup in the Red Keep.
>Bran greensees unsupervised
>Bran sees a vision of uncle Benjen letting Lyanna and Rhaegar go
>Bran knew that Benjen was the only person who had the power to stop Robert's Rebellion and the demise of his family
>Bran wargs into Wylis to try and stop Lyanna and Rhaegar
>Bran(Wylis) screams HOLD THE DOOR, HOLD THE DOOR
>"I'm sorry Wylis" Benjen whispers as he drew his sword
>gets smacked in the head with the hilt of his sword
>Bran is smacked through time and is thrown from across the room
>Lands beside Hodor who is looking at him
>"Hodor"
>Bran gives a knowing look and starts to respect BR's rules and finally learn
>>69331964
Agreed, his armor makes him look pretty pathetic desu.
>>69331946
I seem to recall something similar from the books. It was through a heartswood tree, though.
>>69331846
Even then, he was still acting as lord commander after his resurection even though his watch had "ended", Jon Snow made his own fucking rules there, so much for honor.
>>69330614
Her boobs look quite big here. If only..
>>69331922
>LovelyYTRocks
>He farted hahaha!
>I also loved the part when Tormund called Jon's dick small! Hahahahaha!
LITERAL PLEBS
>Why aren't you like them, /got/?
(though Tormund dickjoked in the books more than in the show, desu)
>>69331922
>what is sarcasm
>>69331946
Yeah it's fan theory tier for me. A good read but i wouldn't want the actual story to be about time travel. I hope the books wont have Bran being able to manipulate the past.
>>69332005
It was obvious sarcasm tbqh.
>>69331987
>he was still acting as lord commander after his resurection even though his watch had "ended"
Eh, he was walking around suggesting that people do stuff. He can't be held responsible for them deciding to do what he suggests.
>>69331975
I'd stop watching the show
>>69331987
They hanged for treason. He could have Edd cut the rope but it makes little dierence
>>69331985
Yeah, Ned and Theon think they can hear whispering (spoilers: it's Bran) in the godswood.
But at least it won't affect the plot, right? It's not like Bran is gonna set the plot in motion in some stable time loop bullshit, right? I mean, I know GRRM is a scifi author but please...
>>69331975
>bran somehow fixes pass
>gets knocked out of vision
>wakes up in bed at Winterfell, legs work just fine
>come downstairs, stark family eating at table
>"WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?"
>jon makes a funny face
>"breakfast?"
>cool upbeat rock guitar plays and the show is over
>music continues and gives a short story for each character with a happy picture on what happened within the coming years
>>69332098
Does Ramsay kill Roose in that version? If not i take it.
>>69332098
"This truly is.. a song of ice and fire"
Find a flaw.
>Ramsay about to kill Rickon
>Osha asks him to stop, that Rickon had lost his mind months ago
>Osha convinces Ramsay to use her body anyway he wants as long as Reekon gets to keep his life
>Reekon sleeps in the kennels and establishes himself as the alpha dog with the hounds
>snowbowl
>bolton man enters the kennels to release the hounds
>kennel dark as shit
>cant see shit
>A shadow starts to move toward him
>its Rickon, eyes glaring
>half a dozen yellow eyes start to shine in the dark
>Bolton dude is ripped apart by Rickon's new army
>mfw Rickon leads an army of dogs during the battle of winterfell
>>69332064
>It's not like Bran is gonna set the plot in motion in some stable time loop bullshit, right?
No, of course not. That would be stupid.
>>69332164
>"even a poor copy of Jaime is sweeter than an empty bed, I suppose"
>>69330950
Drake and Josh.
>>69332168
And then Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos.
>>69332098
BACK TO THE FUTURE 2: D&D BOOGALOO
>>69332200
JUST HOW MANY DUBS YOU WANT SENPAI?
>>69331863
>until my death
>>69332193
Cersei thinks Moonboy is better than an empty bed as well.
>>69331922
>I told you they'd like it, Dabid
