Don't talk to me or my sister's son ever again
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>>69234612
Cute image
>>69234612
Nice image
BURN IT ALL
All rise for the rightful King of Winter
>>69234612
>mrwn anons still think Lyanna will be fair skinned and blue eyed
Promise me, Ned
>>69234555
Gerold or Oswald, depending on who is outside with Dayne in the show.
BoB mentions three
>>69234612
First for Lord Snow
>>69234612
why does jon look more stark than even lyanna stark?
>>69234674
>retards still think qt Lyanna was a shitskin
>Now it ends.
What did he mean by this?
>>69234703
>starks
>manlets
jej
>>69234612
>now to the hero of the series
When are D&D going to start narrating to help out us show watchers.
>>69234679
I believe in Rhaegar Targaryen,
the Last Dragon,
the fulfiller of prophecy,
and in Jon Stark, his Son, our Lord,
who was conceived in the Tower of Joy,
born of Lyanna Stark,
suffered under Alliser Thorne,
was betrayed, stabbed and died;
he descended into hell;
on the next day he rose again from the dead;
he returned to Winterfell,
and led the army of the North;
from there he will come to judge the loyal and the treacherous.
I believe in Azor Ahai,
the R+L=J,
the Cleganebowl,
the release of TWOW,
the resurrection of the body,
and hype everlasting.
Amen.
nth for weabs
>>69234703
In the books it's explained he's the spitting image of Ned Stark. He's so obviously a Stark incest baby I'm gonna laugh when GRRM (well, D&D) reveals it.
>>69234709
Isn't she already tho?
>>69234722
Aren't the men from the north smaller?
Who /trust/ here?
When is the frog getting naked already?
>>69234732
false prophet
>>69234732
>the release of TWOW
Then you are a fool
>>69234742
>stark incest baby
I wouldn't even be mad if that happened. I actually would clap.
>>69234693
Because the person leaking them is getting the info directly from the set, not from advanced copies, which, unlike last year, HBO elected not to send out since that's how 4 episodes were available to torrent off the bat.
>>69234749
gross
I'm about to start A Storm of Swords.
What am I in for, guise?
>>69234794
>>69234732
AMEN
>>69234715
NA. NAW IT ENDS MATE
>ned and darkstar began the dance of the dragons with their dual wielding scimitars.
nth for the Chamaco Volador
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iFE9MphFFY
>>69234791
Yeah, so?
>>69234783
I've thought about it for years and it's really the best option and adds the most to the story.
>>69234715
>he actually looks and sounds like Ned
well they did something right at least
>>69234821
>mfw they ban his youtube channel
>>69234809
>A Storm of Swords.
this.
>>69234810
I-it's just the filters
>>69234809
Better get a steel reinforced solid oak umbrelaa anon!
Haha!
R+L=J is all but confirmed at this point, and it's kinda sad honestly. The show hasn't developed any other characters that could replace Lyanna's child other than Jon. They have also not developed the issue of his parentage at all such that any other revelation will have absolutely no impact other than R+L.
>>69234821
I was told spaniards were shitskins
>now my watch ends
>Next time we meet, I'll tell the end of the A Song of Ice and Fire saga.
>>69234861
>mfw it's actually N+L=J
>>69234861
When I woke up this morning I seriously considered dropping the show and going into seclusion. It is fucking garbage and I'm not sure I want to be spoiled.
>>69234861
Yeah it's mot a mystery on the show, it's just an unknown factor.
Which is fine, there's way too much to cover to develop things to speculate over to drive it as a mystery but that's what the books were for and there was a solid 20 years to mull it over.
>>69234761
Somebody shop Ramsay's face onto this
>>69234908
There are tons of plausible theories and GRRM's own wife said RLJ isn't happening. There's no reason to abandon hope.
So how many more people are going to get resurrected or can they just drop this fucking cop out already.
>>69234871
>implying he's not brown
>>69234742
>Ned and Benjen took turns dumping thier seed into lyanna
>gets kidnapped by rhaegar
>jokes on him. She's already pregant with ned's baby
>Ned secretly cucks Robert and Rhaegar.
screencap this
>>69234908
>mrw it's actually j+l=n
I'll really kill myself if Daenerys ends up winning the throne.
Reminder that
R+L==J
R+R=V
R+R=D
That's right, Rhaegar had sweet incest sex with his mom and Viserys and Dany are his also
>>69234955
>mfw you're argie
>>69234960
HOLY SHIT those shoes look fuckin FAST
>>69234964
I like this except N+L=J instead
Just incest my shit up family
>>69234960
She was think what happened here.
so how are they going to reveal R+L=J? I can see D&D's shitty writing now with something like "Name him Jon... promise me Ned." or some other birth-death scene cliche we've seen 1000x already.
>>69234884
lol peace out niggers. I'm going south
>>69234809
It will truly be "A Game of Thrones", and by the end of it, you will become "A Feast for Crows"
While we are at the subject of incest, what if Viserys married Dany instead and got the support of the Golden Company/Dorne/Maybe Tyrells/Arryns/Starks/Tullys all against Joffrey and the Baratheons?
Reminder that the ending to the show and thus the books (which will never be finished) will probably be a pyrrhic victory.
Others stopped, Children of the Forest dead, Giants dead, Dragons dead, magic fades away from the world, seasons even out, lots of people dead, everything fucked up from the war and the Winter the Others brought that ruined crops, but hey, at least they're not wights.
>>69235071
Didn't Tolkien did that already? Fuck him and this ending. GRRM is supposed to be creative.
>>69235071
>no twist ending
D&D are going to blow our minds just wait.
>>69235071
Dany will have drogon destroy the iron throne or Cersei will burn all of King Slanding with wyldfyrez.
Dany will establish a republic.
>>69235044
But why would those families support them?
staying single makes more sense cause you could marry other families and they can get something out of it like the woman becomes Queen or the man gets to marry a Princess and get Targ blood in their family line.
>>69235098
Others are good, they make peace, then they fug. Main heroes either die or become evil or at least ruthless by the end.
>>69235071
GRRM has said he wants to destroy the souls of his readers
>>69235104
>Dany will establish a republic.
>>69235104
Not bittersweet enough
Post yfw CIA is king at the end after killing Dany and Jon's shit tier armies with ease
>>69235111
Arryns/Starks/Tullys because Joffrey is a common anime, and like Greatjon said, they bend the knee upon the dragons, not the deers. Dorne because they fucking hate the Lannisters, Tyrells maybe because they used to be loyalists and Golden Company because Aegon.
>>69235113
There's been theories around for years that the Others are not necessarily bad, but simply want to take back their domain, the North.
>>69235148
What's the next step of his master plan after he's king?
>>69235111
I could see it working in Dorne if they produced a child and betrothed it to House Martel.
Dorne were loyalists anyway, concealing the last two Targaryans and then securing lineage and a place in line to the throne might be enough.
Oh man. N + L = J is so juicy and it explains so much too. Like how Ned jumped right to incest when he found out Robert's kids weren't his. And why GRRM always says Jon looks like a Stark's Stark. And why he felt so guilty about Jon and everything. It's totally fucking plausible too. You'd be surprised how little of the TOJ fantasy RLJer's believe is actually canon.
>>69235151
>common anime
meant enemy, sorry i'm high
>>69235148
>mfw Littlefinger could have helped out Jon much sooner, but waited long enough that the Boltons and Stark armies basically decimated each other before rolling in and taking out the rest of the Boltons
He now has one of the largest and healthiest armies in the Realm if he does this.
>>69235151
>they bend the knee upon the dragons
But these dragons have no dragons. The only support they'd have is the support you'd give them, but nothing they would've earned themselves.
Arryns/Starks/Tullys might as well fight to be secede. No point fighting to put two people who ain't got shit of their own the Iron Throne.
>>69235158
Take over the rest of the world, westoros is just a small part of CIA's ambitions
>>69235139
Oh pretty much everyone else is dead as fuck and magic will leave the world for good.
>>69235137
Brake da wheeeeeeel
>>69235184
reddit would go apeshit on the show though if that was true
>>69235184
>This is why Lyanna is in the Crypts
>This is why Ned couldn't tell Jon about his mother
IT F I T S
>>69235230
E-mail Gurm and tell him it's the best option.
>>69235165
That'd still involve now waiting 13 years at least for that child to come of age and hope it doesn't die as an infant or you're fucked waiting for whatever other kid they have now.
At least Viserys was like 7 or 8 or something when they made that marriage pact, so he was probably gonna keep living. that kid not so sure.
Are they willing to wait all those years to then fight? cause no reason until then for Dorne to fight
>>69235192
kek, not even memeing he is easily the smartest character still alive in Westoros, everyone else with a brain is trapped in filler town doing fuck all.
Who's this?
>>69235282
Dacey Mormont
>>69235282
Darkstar. They cast him as a trannie to appeal to progressives. it's fucking disgusting.
>>69235282
Lyanna
>>69235250
Oh yeah it's a longshot it's just the only possible way I could see Dany and Viserys marrying working.
It's a shit plan with that stipulation regardless.
Dorne's pretty lib though, they might dig polygamy and marry into a triumvirate.
>>69235282
Ser Syman Daemon
>>69235200
>Brake da wheeeeeeel
But a republic would be an even bigger wheel. Breaking the wheel would be anarchy.
>>69235300
>>69235311
delet this
>>69235300
First reply, best reply
>>69234612
how do we diversify GoT?
>>69235363
>>69235325
I think she means ending feudalism moreso than all governance.
Central to Dany's character is an understanding that a ruling class is necessary but she is a populist above all.
>>69235346
I legit think a faithful animated adaptation of asoiaf would be amazing.
>>69235346
That's a big plate
http://www.strawpoll.me/10158152
>>69235371
Rhaegar Targaryen
>>69235363
>>69235371
(You)
>>69235184
N + L = J is probably the best could be spoiler I've heard in the past two years, anon. I almost want it to be true just to shake shit up. Like why he could never tell Cat, like how when Robert came to visit Lyanna's grave Ned looked so awkward... We could make lists and lists. Suddenly Jaime's line about Ned's honor becomes more even better.
>>69235371
>Moqorro Elba
I like it
>>69235325
It was just a meme line to make daenerys sound cool. She's a crazy bitch and any ending that has her uniting Westeros is fucking fail. GRRM is too fat to finish his series but I can't imagine he would be that bland.
I wouldn't put it past the dumb fucking showrunners though.
>>69235376
Only plebs don't. Which admittedly, is most of the fanbase.
>>69235372
>but she is a populist above all.
When she isn't ordering the children of her people to be tortured.
>>69235379
for u
>>69235254
The thing is, while he is intelligent, he has had a massive amount of luck on his side. Things just worked out fucking perfectly for him. Stannis getting BTFO at the blackwater, Cersei being a stupid dumb bitch, Tywin getting offed, RW, Theon seizing winterfell, etc. I mean I guess you could say that all of those events are rooted in Jon Arryn's death which he orchestrated, but even LF couldn't have predicted everything that would happen.
He didn't have direct or even indirect involvement in any of those events, yet they were so crucial in allowing him the opportunity to gain so much power and influence in such a short amount of time.
>>69235320
Nah, cause then there's no guarantee that their kid will be the one to inherit.
Especially if say Dany births a boy and Arianne births a girl.
Would also violate the Faith of the seven's stuff and Viserys isn't a 20/10 like Rhaegar enough to try to sweettalk them into okaying it or alpha like Aegon I and no big ass fucking dragon like Maegor.
Not to mention the succession line would antagonize the kids. Might keep switching from Arianne's kid then Dany's then Arianne's then Arianne's again, then another of Dany's, etc.
>>69235401
She's still a shitty person.
>>69235385
where the hoedoor?
>>69234612
Reminder that Jon is supposed to look exactly like Ned
>Riding through the rainy night, Ned saw Jon Snow’s face in front of him, so like a younger version of his own.
who /vaguebusiness/ here
>>69235422
Hence why chaos is a laddah.
Littlefinger thinks fast on his feet and works best when shit gets crazy.
>>69235422
Sure, but he cozies up to the right people at the right time and has never let himself be the enemy of a power that can take him out. Every time the world zigs he zags in a beneficial way while making it look easy. Like does anyone in King's Landing or the north have any fucking clue how powerful he is right now? None of them have probably thought about his insignificant ass since he left, and that's how he wants it.
CIA will probably get D&D'd and get stabbed in the back by Sansa without ever accomplishing anything for no reason, but he is a genius.
>>69235426
That's a problem that previous Targs were willing to deal with and if they conquer Westeros I think they could squeeze the Faith. They're pretty corrupt.
You're right about Dorne maaaaybe having to get a little assassinatey to guarantee succession but that's mot something outside of their wheelhouse.
Who cares if all of this is in the best interests of the Realm? Historically almost nobody, they're just chasing power.
Nominating a Targ successor gives Dorne it's shot at fucking up the Lannisters but that's provided they can overcome the other claimants.
That's a problem Doran was willing to take on anyway.
>>69235462
Incest bab confirmed?
Is there any bullshit about how the other Valryrian houses could make a convoluted claim to the Throne? Like they Daynes, or the Velaryons?
>>69235599
Daynes are not Valyrians
Intelligent, Nihilistic and with a wicked sense of humor
>>69235599
Eh, there were some marriages somewhere along the lineages due to Valyrian-chic preference but nothing direct or recent enough for blood right purposes.
>>69234809
the last book worth reading. trust me
So is Rickon the Heir to the House Stark at the end of this saga?
>>69234809
Not even a book. Trust ME.
>>69234958
>>69235518
>they could squeeze the Faith.
Wot? They don't have nearly enough dragons or a big enough atheist army for that, and even Dragons weren't enough as Maegor showed. The Faith is the biggest religion in Westeros.
Dorne assassinating shit does get to be a problem when it's two sides who stand to inherit, infighting or civil war can happen real quick especially if accusations of poisoning and kinslaying start circling around.
Dany's kids could quickly gain support by considering Arianne's kids bastards in the eyes of the Seven and blame the Martells for poisoning any of their siblings and getting Yronwoods to decide this is the perfect time to replace the Martells. Dany's kids grab Arianne real quick, perfect hostage.
>>69235659
I do not want o have to recommnend you for a ban to the mod of this subreddit but if i have to i will you need to be senesistive of other people who have no read all the books yet and even if they have read the books they might need to comprehend it and may not be ready to accept the deep long lasting chracter deaths that may o rmay not happen
whats his name again?
>>69235096
Yeah and GRRM was so inspired by it that he will do the same. The Scouring of the Shire was one of his favorite parts of LOTR.
>"I mean, it's no secret that Tolkien has been a huge influence on me, and I love the way he ended Lord of the Rings. It ends with victory, but it's a bittersweet victory. Frodo is never whole again, and he goes away to the Undying Lands, and the other people live their lives."
>"And 'The Scouring of the Shire' — brilliant piece of work, which I didn't understand when I was 13 years old: ‘Why is this here? The story's over?' But every time I read it I understand the brilliance of that segment more and more. All I can say is that's the kind of tone I will be aiming for. Whether I achieve it or not, that will be up to people like you and my readers to judge."
>>69235739
I just recommended you for a ban to the mods shitplant
>>69235784
stark?
Have the spoilers for the next episode been posted yet?
>>69235761
alexandra daddario
>You know, I asked him about who Jon Snow's real parents were, and he told me. I can't say who, but I can tell you that it involves a bit of a Luke Skywalker situation. It will all come to fruition eventually. The whole thing with all the fight over proper succession is partly inspired by the War of the Roses in the late 1400s, and back then, to ensure pedigree, the monarchies were kind of inbred. It's definitely fucked up, but it definitely happened back then, so that's why there's incest with the Targaryen line. It's toned down, though.
Holy shit it's happening. Ned fucked Lyanna.
>>69235761
Berwick "Don" Draperrion
>>69235385
>dumbass started a war that nearly ended his family line
Let's all post GoT actors in other roles that we sometimes forget they were in
I forgot Jorah was the bad dude in Tomb Raider
>>69235761
is he alive?
>>69235385
Why has no one ever made one about how badly Rhaegar cucked Robert or how much of a cuck Robert was on a scale?
So i f stannis is dead you think theyll show him or even have brienne mention something about killing him ? Its basically comfirmed rickon is coming back and I know the next episode mentioned a gift for ramsay which I assume its rickon captured or stannis
Also does anyone have a feeling gendry will come across arya in bravos and sail back to westeros ?
>>69234748
wtf happened to CIA? Has he appeared since he sold Sansa
>>69235972
They're keeping him offscreen as much as possible so you'll be surprised when he crashes Ramsay's plane.
>>69235953
Little finger was in the dark knight rises
>>69235995
No way? Was he Bane???
What ever happened to Showfag Larry?
>>69235971
Gendry's not coming back m8.
And they probably won't mention Stannis again, no real reason to.
>>69235736
The faith of the majority yes but if the faith militant are never armed and the High Sparrow never raised all you would have to do is bribe and whore and drink the High Septon into decreeing it hunky dory and people will grumble but go along with it.
All the rest is just typical court intrigue that's par for the course in Westeros.
>>69235971
in the premiere they have Roose confirm he's dead
>>69235995
Holy shit what part?
>>69236014
He stopped watching after season 4 because it wasn't like one of his Japanese animes.
>>69235953
>>69236010
>>69236033
CIA operative Bill Wilson
>>69235953
Davos was one of Sean Connerys knights of the round table in First Knight
>>69236050
literally who? what part of the movie is he in?
>>69236050
I'm struggling to remember anon
Were there any particularly memorable lines or scenes with him?
>>69236077
>still unironically watching Game of Tumblr
L
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>>69234871
>>69234955
>>69234979
>le nobody is white meme
>>69236077
he was also in The Guard but everyone probably remembers that
>>69236050
we just want to know how to pick this guy out of a crowd. What was the general height of this man? How would you describe him?
>>69236096
Man Liam Cinningham does a lot of this kind of work.
How come you never see him as like, a haggard old detective or something?
Actually he'd be an awesome film noir style private dick
>>69235953
RIP in piece
>>69236138
see
>>69236116
he was a drug gang boss in Ireland
>>69236118
He's not too tall or much of a big guy, kinda average height, but not a manlet.
>>69235961
Literally getting fucked by his brother-in-law, EL EM AY OH.
>>69235953
Cersei was Sparta man's wife. Also I remember seeing Davos in some Denzel Washington movie recently. He died in like the first 5 minutes.
>>69235953
Not sure you guys will even recognize him, but...
>>69235953
>>69235953
Charles Dance in Last Action Hero
>>69236200
Is that Viserys?
>>69235739
Nice meme´d my friend
>>69236228
Yeah, it's a Doctor Who episode. Jojen Reed was also in the same episode.
>>69236200
I was just watching Hollow Crown. Viserys as Craster's son!
>>69236037
cute
>>69236200
Khaleesi's mean brother?
>>69236246
Who is this? Stannis?
So, do you think we'll see the Red Door on the House of Joy tonight?
>>69236096
He looks different before he got bitten by a radioactive Jean Reno.
>>69235953
>>69236218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbwroS0YP54
>>69235953
Jeor Mormont and Pycelle were in Troy, can't remember their character's names tho
>>69236204
I literally have no idea who this is
>>69235953
Pycelle is the bad guy from Last Crusade.
>>69236316
Jorah.
>>69236302
DELET THIS
>>69236282
Yup. He's also a funny cop who can't keep his dick in his pants in The Tunnel
>>69235953
radmure and davos
>>69236282
No, Jalabhar Xho.
>>69236283
We're not gonna see shit senpai. Already confirmed filler episode.
>>69236344
Lil Joff is so qt
>>69236303
I think you're thinking of Agamemnon and Priam but those weren't those guys.
They might be some other characters though, either one or both of DnD made Troy.
Still raping books 13 years later.
>>69235953
just in case anyone forgot about this
Why is weseros so white?
>>69235953
For the first season, Tywin for me was just that guy from Alien 3.
>>69235953
She's so much cuter with longer hair
>>69234749
Do you mean boobie witch?
Someone post the webbum.
>>69235953
Kingdom of Heaven
>>69236408
>tfw he looks so different without long hair
Still a better Lex Luthor than Mark Zuckerberg
>>69236355
But even if they don't go inside, we will see that the door is red, right?
>>69235953
another dude from Kingdom of Heaven
>>69236434
He looks more like Jaime in this than he does in the show.
>>69236457
Benicio Del Toro?
>mfw finally, in mere hours, we will know whether RLJ is true or not.
You better believe I'm hype
>>69236421
who?
>>69236474
LOOK AT THIS PERSON AND LAUGH
Okay, it's time. We're less than 18 hours away from the episode with the Tower of Joy - something that has been memed about for two seasons in /gotg/ now.
I need you to lock in your official Tower of Joy predictions. Since we've all seen the preview now we know that they're at least keeping some of the dialog and the right number of people.
>>69236477
Brienne.
>>69236381
James Cosmo (Jeor Mormont) was in fucking everything
In Troy he's Glaucus. In Highlander he's Connor's dad. In Braveheart he's the angry axedude
BTW, Sean Bean is Ulysses in Troy
>>69236477
Brienne m8
>>69235953
>>69236474
Not tonight. They're gonna drag the shit out all season
>>69235953
Obligatory.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r5V8ecsrxeY
>>69236467
it's jorah mormont
>>69236421
She's also what, 10 or 15 years younger in this photo?
>>69236490
In Darksiders 2 (Which was a really good game if anyone ever played it) he's the leader of the makers
>>69234612
Don't talk to me or my girlfriend's son ever again
>>69235953
>>69236303
Pycelle was in empire strikes back as well
>>69236335
Jorah as King Richard the Lionheart in Kingdom of Heaven, a character you may also know as the true king usurped by King John in Robin Hood, the guy who got fucked into signing the magna carta.
>>69236495
She's actually somewhat cute in your pic
>>69236421
>>69236489
>>69236494
Uhhhhhhhh no. Are you asperger?
http://www.imdb.com/name/nm3729225/?ref_=tt_cl_t13
>>69236488
It will be worse than the Sand Snakes fight
>>69236517
He has a nice voice but looks like a fucking chewed boot
>>69236509
>two more episodes until we see the rest
>all season
Whatever m8
>>69235953
Charles Dance as Clemens in Alien 3.
I know the spoilers for the next episode.
>>69236594
Don't be a fucking faggot and help us win some money
Anyone from Comfy that can update us on how stable tonight will be? Last week was terrible, the premier wasn't that bad. Just wondering if it will be better or not.
>>69236594
So do we all
>>69235953
>>69236547
>>69236488
Come on, I need something more specific than that. Help me fill in a bingo card.
>>69236490
DnD have been fucking with my dreams since I was a lad and all I wanted was a sequel to Troy starring Sean Bean as Odysseus going the fuck home to his dog and kid and wife and murdering the bums living in his goddamn house.
I wouldn't even care if he didn't kill a cyclops cos muh realism, woulda been worth it.
...secretly I wanted a trilogy ending in the aeneid too but whatever.
>>69236543
The wife of Lucius Vorenus in Rome!
>>69236650
oh for fuck's sake, he directed Troy? That explains so much
>>69236686
She was so fucking sexy in that role...
>>69236644
What is this from?
>>69236619
>>69236712
That's an asset from Blizzard's new Overwatch game
>>69235346
and instead of that plotline, we got the shitfest in the show....
>>69236700
Benioff wrote it
>>69235282
She has feather on her armor, so probably someone from the Vale
>>69236650
>I wouldn't even care if he didn't kill a cyclops cos muh realism
He likely would've. It's just that Polyphemus would be a freakishly huge one-eyed guy
>>69236624
Oh yeah? What are they?
Why did they had to die, anons? Whyyy?
>>69236700
GoT still hasn't had a duel as good as Hector and Achilles and it makes me mad that I had to write that sentence.
>>69236650
>tfw there will never be a good movie adaptation of the Odyssey
>>69236773
Fuck you're right.
>>69236786
just when i started to like those two, the fucking sand sneks killed them. why even live
>>69236786
>ywn pump hundreds of loads into myrcella's underage prime pussy
>>69236808
Oberyn vs the Mountain was based as fuck though. The fight with Brienne and the Hound was pretty cool as well.
>>69236786
>tommen is getting cucked in storyline and IRL
top kek
>>69236786
I'm not gay, but that Martell kid was handsome as hell, good for him
>>69234715
neil patrick harrison is gonna play ned?
