>>69197501
literally anything edition
First for Highgarden and
>Promise me, Ned!
Preston.
>>69201252
First for jonautist
who /vaguebusiness/ here?
I no longer want to do lewd things to Bran
He's too fucking old
How mad are you if this happens?
>Umbers promises Bolton to bring them Rickon
>Umbers give them a kid dressed as Rickon
>'Rickon" turns out to be Lyanna with a boy's haircut
>Lyanna screams "Bear Island knows no king but the King in the North, whose name is STARK"
>Stabs Ramsey in the chest
All men must die.
lol not a man tho :^)
BRAVO D&D
Sophie's new Twitter header
>>69201284
I would smashhisboipucci
Reminder that this board is /tv/ and as such this is a place to discuss the TV show, not whine about the books. Whining about books makes you a bed-wetter.
Examples of bed-wetting behaviour -
Genuinely believing Stannis is still alive (delusional beyond belief)
Mentioning "Darkstar" (whatever that is)
Trying to cast characters that will obviously not even appear in the show
Referring to the White Walkers as "Others"
Crying about some goofy zombie Cat Stark story being removed
Calling the Three Eyed Raven "Bloodraven" like a complete oaf
Not realising that saying "frogfu" is as beta as it gets
Whining about 104 year old Barristan Selmy being outnumbered and killed
Bringing up Reddit in any context
Using terms like "bookfag", "showpleb", "normies" or any cringeworthy variant
Please stick to discussing all the good and bad aspects of the TV show only. No bed-wetting.
>>69201293
lyanna is canon dead
Promise me, Ned
>>69201293
>lyanna stark was a trap
>lyanna mormont is a reverse trap
poetry
>>69201319
hes alive in Season 5 and 6, even in the books
>>69201304
Are British girls legit retarded?
>>69201252
literally anything?
Khaleesi this episode?
>>69201335
>Davos making the eight
was bobby a cuck?
>>69201304
i just want to lick her ass so bad
>>69201353
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
>>69201304
she should have taken this one
>>69201304
I want her to fart in my face
>>69201361
First of his name. The greatest cuckold of 7 kingdoms.
>>69201310
>there is mention of at least one Andal house uniting the Riverlords under them
Where?
>>69201353
No Emilia nudity this sunday
Ellie Kendrick tits next week tho
nth for Azor Ashort, the Manlet that was Promised, the Warrior of Low Height, the Midget of Fire.
>>69201335
Who's the dom in their relationship
>>69201376
or this one
Are you fucking hyped for Lyanna anons?
>Who I’m saying that to is a fabulous young actress who you haven’t met yet, who’s about to come in, who’s Lyanna Mormont,” said Cunningham. “He’s explaining the situation to her because certain other individuals are making a mess of their parlay. He’s very good at lateral thinking and explaining the situation, as we know.
http://watchersonthewall.com/liam-cunningham-confirms-a-new-character-in-season-6-and-the-cast-talk-white-walkers-crazy-theories-and-more/
>>69201374
>catering to bookfags by leaving in shitty dialogue
>>69201396
>>69201400
pic related
Taylor of the House Swift, the First of her Name, Queen of /hr/ and the First Posts, Lord of the Seven Imageboards and Protector of the Waifus
>>69201319
He's talking about Lyanna Mormont
>>69201400
Literal buttslut
>>69201397
Who do you think?
>>69201397
probably sophie
>>69201400
I want her to take a whit while in that pose, having it run down her pussy and hit her face
>NOT A VISION
AHHHHHHHHH
>>69201397
sophie
>>69201446
Sophie is bigger and stronger.
>>69201446
Sophie
>>69201478
then explain how Bran stands
>>69201452 Without the censor please?
>>69201284
fucking cute, who's this sex t-rex?
>>69201452
Where did you get this. Her tits look a lot bigger there than show/pictures.
>>69201397
well...
>>69201452
face is shooped
>>69201284
perfect boipucci.
>>69201496
Promise me, Ned
>WE'RE AT FAIR ISLE BOYS!
>where the FUCK is that ROBB CUNT?
>>69201497
Lyanna
>>69201510
>>69201498
I think it was part of the fappening
>>69201541
also not her
Lets fuckign discuss soomething anons
So R+L=J is def true
but who would anyone literally prove it? why would everyone believe a crannogman?
>>69201541
it isn't and that pic isnt even Sophie
>>69201517
>>69201452
poor shops
Promise me, Ned
>>69201484
and better looking
>>69201541
No Sophie in the fappening. All the "leaked" pics of her are either very tame stuff she has posted or fakes.
>>69201554
Jon will not be king regardless of parentage.
>>69201554
I don't understand why Bran needs to know this.
I get that WE want to know it but why Bran?? poor writing
>>69201549
>>69201554
>>69201560
[citation needed]
>It's a bringing back a character from two seasons ago to kill them off episode
>>69201478
where is this taken from?
>>69201561
Kstew Zathura would ahve been ok. these times, not so much
>>69201575
I Disagree, if anything He'll be the new Mance, the king outside the wall and unite the Wildlings and live with them
>>69201434
you don't say
>>69201582
four seasons nigger
>>69201478
AHHHHHH SAVE ME BLOODRAVEN
>>69201592
>>69201478
>grabs his right arm with the right arm
>>69201284
would risk meeting Chris Hansen and get buttraped in prison for
>>69201470
you shoud see someone about that
>>69201580
>[citation needed]
fuck off underager
do you think she's ever taken it in her bum? i would pay a lot to lick her asshole after her first anal
>>69201590
The first trailer.
>TargAryan fucked by every black and brown man in the world
Why does miscegenation turn GRRM on so much?
Promise me, Ned
>>69201396
>>69201419
>>69201478
I like to think that this scene goes like this
>Bran sees a vision of the NIght's King
>NK notices Bran and touches him
>He gives Bran a vision of their side of the story
>Bran is now conflicted
>>69201580
I initially thought that thing laying beside her said "DABID DABID DABID" instead of "DIVA"
>>69201580
Look at her face. >>69201541
Work Cited
Muss, Anon E. Common Sense. 1st ed. Vol. 1.
Internet City: 4chan, 2016. Print. Ser. 1.
>>69201284
she's so anime
>>69201397
>yfw they're 14 years apart
>>69201284
brann looks cute with long hair
>Lyanna is a Paki
>Jon Snow is a white boi
wew
>>69201629He'sof age
>>69201561
>Promise me, Ned
>or whatever
>>69201649
Because he's a beta neckbeard who marries cunt-tier feminists and gets cucked by them repeatedly.
>>69201686
is sophy lesbos?
>>69201554
>but who would anyone literally prove it? why would everyone believe a crannogman?
It's not actually relevant politically because Jon will never sit the Iron Throne, rather the point is that it makes Jon a Targ so that he can fulfil some more criteria to become Lord of Light because Jon is part of the magic storyline, not the political one.
>>69201686
I'll bite. Who is it
>>69201561
Lyanna isn't supposed to be a disgusting,smelly, man beast... Eww, what is that thing?
>you will never be this normie ;_;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBQ1_VCvKIs
>>69201705
i hope not because i want to see her asshole get ravaged by tyrone
>>69201664
>she
haha nice one
>Promise me, Ned.
>>69201702
How does he know how to write sex when his wife denies him? Is he cucking his wife with his fans?
>>69201721
man the thing I missed the least from /got/ was you currynigger spamming your channel
>>69201705
Kutjebotsen
What went wrong?
https://www.reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/4i7z4u/spoilers_everything_season_6_episode_3_leak/
At the wall, Jon wakes up, Melissandre asks him what he saw when he was dead, he says he saw nothing, Melissandre tells him he was resuscitated by the lord of light, and Stannis wasn't the Promised Prince , but Jon might be, Jon goes outside the room and people are surprised by him being alive, Tormund tells him they think he's a god, but he says he's not a good and Tormund says "I know you're not a god, I've seen you naked and no god has such a small c**k" , Dolorous Edd comments Jon still has brown eyes so he's not a white walker.
Sam tells Gilly women cant go to Oldtown, so he's going to take her to his family, his dad is an a-hole but his mother and sister are nice people.
Then the tower of Joy scene, Bran and the three eyed raven are watching some guys get to the tower, the Raven tells Bran one of the guys is Howland Reed, Jojen and Meera's dad, there are 2 guards in Targaryen outfits, one of them is ser Arthur Dayne , young Ned tells him he was looking for him in the Trident and Arthur tells him he was looking for his friend Robert, Ned tells hims Aerys II Targaryen has died and asks him why he is there, they fight, Ser Arthur kicks their asses and when he's fighting Ned, Howland Reed kills Arthur from the back, Ned goes into the tower and hears a woman screaming, Bran asks what's happening, and then Ned gets startled, Bran asks if Ned heard him, and the Raven says he heard him in the wind, and the vision is cut, Bran is mad because he wants to know, but thats for other time.
Daenerys is taken to Vaes Dothrak, they take her into the temple and tell her she must stay there because shes the widow of a Khal.
>>69201724
don't worry
>>69201721
They are very cool and they react very funny. I recomment everyone in this thread to watch this.
>>69201716
Lyanna
>>69201721
I couldn't do it
I'm not normie enough to handle whatever the fuck that is
couldn't make it past "Pedal!"
In Mereen Varys gets some info about the sons of the harpy, he tells Tyrion and Grey Worm the leaders of the other cities Daenerys conquered are plotting against her so they say they must attack them but that would leave Mereen without protection.
In Kings landing Qyburn is talking to his little birds, they say they're happy with how he treats them as they used to work for Varys, Jaime asks him what he did to the Mountain and he says he made some improvements, and then says maybe they should send the Mountain to kill the High Sparrow, theres a council meeting, Olenna complains because Margaery is still being kept captive by the High Sparrow, Tommen asks the Sparrow to allow his mother see his sister's body but he says she still has to atone for her sins before the 7 gods.
Arya is being asked who she is, they ask her who she was before, she says Arya Stark wants to kill Cersei, the Mountain and Walder Frey, then she ask her why she didnt kill the hound, she says she let the hound die, Jaquen asks her again who she is and if she tells him he'll give her her sight back, she says she's no one, he tells her to drink some water and regains her sight.
In Winterfell they have a meeting, lord Umber says he wants to join Ramsay, Ramsay tells him he'll help if he acknowledges him as king but Umber says he wont, then Ramsey asks him how he expects him to trust him if that family has always been loyal to the Starks, then they bring Ramsay a gift, Osha and a boy who turns out to be Rickon Stark.
Back to the wall, they have 4 people ready to be hanged Bowen, Marwick Yarwyck, Thorne and Olly, Jon lets them say a few words, Thorne says he chose loyalty to the Watch, not to the Lord Commander and he'd do it again, Olly says nothing, Jon cuts a rope and everyone hangs, we see a shot of Olly hanging, Jon takes off his black coat and gives it to Edd, Edd asks him if he wants him to burn it and Jon says, "do whatever you want with it, because my watch has ended".
Story is getting shitty as fuck desu lads.
brb
Arab sluts kill the prince and face no punishment because girl power
bastard bolton kill his lord dad and his wife and heir and no one gives a fuck. You cant tell me that the guards and shit would have just shrugged their shoulders
>>69201771
>Tormund says "I know you're not a god, I've seen you naked and no god has such a small c**k"
Jon might as well just go back to being dead after this
Love is sweet, dearest Ned, but it cannot change a man's nature
>>69201760
i hate that she fucked with her face
I think she would have aged fine
>>69201790
Balon didn't even had guards, lol
>Promise me, Ned
>>69201813
The writing is shit but Balon wouldn't have guards.
>>69201771
this shit sounds fucking horrible famu
>>69201798
pretty hyped for her in Revendale
>>69201813
Killing lords and kings is the easiest thing westores now.
The decision to leave Tower of Joy on a cliffhanger is a fucking joke.
This show is now in its sixth season. It does not need more fucking build up, it needs resolution.
I knew they would fucking do this. They're too scared to use anything GRRM hasn't already written about so they're stretching every little detail they have...after ignoring huge chunks of the books in past seasons. Fucking joke of an adaptation.
The last two books are going to be jammed inside like 7 episodes. Fuck.
>>69201320
>>69201798
I would'nt mind at all. although we know literally nothing of her
>>69201790
oh sweet summer child
Everyone knows that the only people who pay for their stupid mistakes are the starks and Tullys. Literally every other house can get away with anything in this shitty story without any repercussion
>>69201771
>no god has such a small cock
I'm 100% convinced this is real.
Thanks D&D. So epic and witty.
>>69201788
Ramsey/Rickon rape scene when?
>>69201848
ToJ will be resolved this season, just not on episode 3
More Samwell soon please
>>69201848
I can see where they're coming from though.
Its pretty hard for them to change Jon's plot, they clearly want to reveal that Jon is Lyanna's with "Promise me, Ned" then cut to Jon.
But, with the way season 6 has ended, Jon's corpse has no where to go, so they have to revive him immediately and limit the scenes with Jon, so the reason for two TOJ sequence (1 fight and the other Ned and Lyanna) is so we cna have filler in between.
Season 6 episode is building into a huge punchline
>>69201771
Who are they trying to appeal with these pathetic dick jokes?
>women are not allowed in Oldtown
what
>>69201798
why is she so smug, bros?
What ever happened to Showfag Larry?
>>69201898
>>69201898
The kind of normalfags who praise that shit in every fucking review I watch.
>LOL OMG THERE SHOULD BE A TYRION AND VARYS SHOW xD
>>69201284
...t-that's a girl, right?
>>69201898
>>69201848
>I knew they would fucking do this. They're too scared to use anything GRRM hasn't already written about so they're stretching every little detail they have...after ignoring huge chunks of the books in past seasons. Fucking joke of an adaptation.
They just don't know how to make a show in any other way than
-build tension until ep 8
-ep 9: big battle
-ep 10: resolution of every plot, plot twists & shoking deaths
>>69201902
I think this is in the books too. That sand snake disguised herself as a boy to get in.
>>69201335
Huh, I guess beard and glasses IS desirable
>>69201923Unfortunately
>>69201907
I think he died of a heart attack watching Oberyn get rekt or something
>>69201898
women. They decided that men will watch the show anyway so they have to entertain the females for some sweet audience
>>69201942
women can't become maesters, but they sure as hell can enter Oldtown
>gf says she liked the Dorne parts
>>69201771
>Tormund says "I know you're not a god, I've seen you naked and no god has such a small c**k"
That's it, Jon is finishing. He can he ever recover from this?
>>69201931
>tfw the year is 2016 and even in a mega budget television show the writers cannot be bothered trying make every moment and every scene as good as it can be
>>69201721
STOP SHILLING THESE FUCKING POO IN LOOS
FUCK OFF
>>69201957
Make her bay de iron brice :DD
>>69201942
No, Oldtown is just that, a city, people fucking live there, the only cucks are the maesters.
The author insert is not Sam, Tyrion or whoever, it isRobert baratheon.
>>69201848
either watch it or don't
this is the conclusion to asoiaf
fatfuck is waaay too busy hosting circlejerks at his theatre and being butthurt over the nfl draft and some shitty awards that maybe 5,000 people actually give a fuck about
they're going to pull out every dirty trick imaginable to drive up subscriptions and viewership between now and the end, so buckle up or go watch 60 minutes
>>69201252
This is 100% a SJW jewry propaganda series
>Tyrion Lannister-
white male with disability, reddit meme-man, good guy!
>Jaime Lannister-
crippled and unthreatening (good), rapist male (bad) thus grey character!
>Cersei Lannister-
stronk female character, brave mother
>Daenerys Targaryen-
super stronk independent female leader, true queen!
>Jon Snow-
illegitimate male character, but has to die because strong white male. opened the globalist wall and sold out own people so good guy now, brought back
>Davos Seaworth-
powerless and comes from poverty, unthreatening so good guy!
>Melisandre-
wise intelligent stronk female character
>Margaery Tyrell-
punished independent stronk female character
>Ellaria Sand-
super cunning independent stronk female character
>Sansa Stark-
stronk female survivor character
>Arya Stark-
stronk punished female heroine
>Lord Varys-
unthreatening and mutilated male character, so good guy!
>Theon Greyjoy-
unthreatening mutilated male character with PTSD, good guy
>Brienne of Tarth
stronkest and most independent woman in the realm
>High Sparrow
strong white religious man? threatening AND with power? evil guy. homophobic and sexist too
>Daario Naharis
white male boytoy, not allowed power so unthreatening, good guy
>Roose Bolton
strong white male with power? threatening. murderer and rapist. bad guy
>Ramsay Bolton
strong white male thus illegitimacy, rapist, torturer, murderer
>Jorah Mormont
cuck. powerless. stone AIDS. so super good guy!
>Alliser Thorne
strong white male, so threatening bad guy
>Eddison Tollett
white male but quippy side character without power, so good guy
>Doran Martell
male character with power? weakness means death
>Podrick Payne
powerless white male, loyal ally to women! unthreatening good guy
>Stannis
noble white man, does what’s right for the realm regardless of how it looks, thus killed by stronk woman after character vilification
>>69201977
Is this fucking chav getting Gregor'd or what?
>>69201989
>fat fuck
>watches sports all day
>can't get anything done
Yeah I think you're on to something here.
>>69201902
Might have meant the Citadel, since that's where Sam would be a lot of the time.
Or it's just D&D doing what they do best.
>>69202000
Trips confirm
>>69201993
>Melisandre
>good in the show
Your retarded
Also thinly veiled Stannisfag please go
Is Stannis alive?
>>69201590
>being this dense
>>69202037
Beyond doubt.
>>69202015
>inb4 the city of Reach
>>69202045
Am I supposed to remember every frame of every trailer?
>it's a the undead mountain uses his superhuman power to kill a single random malnourished peasant episode
>>69201989
That's his subconscious self-insert.
He wants to be the witty popular special snowlflake Tyrion is, but he's just a lazy fat fuck.
>>69201798
Could work, can she act tho?
>>69202037
in our hearts
>>69202099
i-is it ok if I agree with the pic unironically?
>>69201798
>>69202108
>brown skin
What the fuck are you niggers smoking?
>>69201484
>ywn be a shrunken tiny scaling her body and she farts and blows you off her body before sitting on you.
This "promise me Ned" shit needs to end
no one cares about girls you jerk off to
and even then, WHY ARE YOU POSTING GIRLS WITHOUT BLUE EYES
fucking yanks
Is the pilot lost forever? I would love to see Tamzin Merchant as Dany
>>69202120
its pefect, Kit harrington looks like a greasy mexican anyways
>>69202082
>being this forgetful
>>69202137
He literally doesn't, you're just wrong
Fuck off with your shitty opinion on everything, get some taste
>>69201293
I'd cum
>>69202153
but he does
>>69201931
Why the fuck are they making R+L=J the big reveal for this season, everyone already knows that shit and the plot needs to actually fucking move, there's only 2 half seasons left after this holy shit it's gonna be the most rushed ending ever
So London now has a shitskin mayor huh
>>69202037
sources say he appears as a cliffhanger for season seven
>>69202131
supposedly Cat was a lot hotter as well
hopefully they'll release in some sort of ultra super blu ray collection so we can torrent it
>>69202129
Starks has grey eyes. Nobody gives a shit about actors appearance.After caloressi
>>69202129
>Lyanna
>Blue eyes
fuck off newfag
>>69202160
He's white as fuck
He's like, the great great great great great great grandchild of Charles II and related to a bunch of other historic figures
Stop being upset that other people have better ancestry than you by calling them mexicans ffs
>>69202203
not that anon, but he looks mexican
>>69202170
>everyone already knows that shit
eh don't be that sure about that, three days ago was talking with this chick who's all over my dick and has read the books and she thinks he's Ned's child because it's said that he looks like him
>>69202203
his name should be
EL KIT
>>69202202
>that look
damn, that little slut want the D
>>69202203
Charles II's mom was partly Italian so...
>>69202203
looks like the boy at the taco cart the other day who looked like benicio del toro with long hair who looked like kit harrington
>>69202203
don't answer to /pol/.
>>69201252
How was Ice reforged when there was no dragonfire?
>>69202203
European royalty and high nobility is quite intermixed and often more exotic looking than the general population.
>>69202203
that dude is 100% mexican
>>69202264
tywin knew a guy
>>69202261
Ice was +5 greatsword and each new ones are only a +1 long sword each.
>>69202278
meant for >>69202261
>>69201284
>Italian flag in the background
BLACKED
>The North
>The Vale
>The Riverlands
>The Crownlands
>The Westerlands
>The Stormlands
>The Iron Islands
>The Reach
>Dorne
Why does Bobby B call it making the eight if there are nine regions in Westeros?
What did Ned think about Tywin and vice versa?
>>69202203
he looks like hes about to be deported
>>69202307
>wanting to put your dick in Iron Island bitches
>>69202307
no one wanted to fuck bitches from the iron islands so he just politely left them out
>>69202307
Crownland doesnt count
>>69202308
>What did Ned think about Tywin and vice versa?
read the books faget.
>>69202308
Ned hated Tywin for how the sacking of King's Landing went down and for the fact he stayed neutral till he could see who was going to win
Tywin probably thought Ned was an honorable idiot
>>69201650
Who is this slormon dormon?
>>69202345
Lyanna
>>69202336
No translations to my native language
>>69202307
Because Crownlanders aren't a real cultural identity. The southern part is Stormlander, the north-western Riverlander, north-eastern Clawman and the islands in the Narrow Sea are Valyrian.
>>69202340
And before the Rebellion?
>>69202129
seriously anon, how long have you browsed /got?
:^)
>>69202307
Maybe your own region is left out as that's the easy one.
>>69202354
Read it in english faggot.
>>69202354
I wonder what your native language is?
>>69202371
I'm sure KL brothels can offer you a unique array of sexually transmitted diseases
>>69202354
You seem proficient enough in English to read it. If you have an e-reader you can steal it and use the built-in dictionary with a push of a word.
>>69202373
Before the Rebellion Ned was a nobody teenager. No one knew anything about him
>>69202376
delete this
>>69202374
too fucking long to put up with virgins crushing on random models and whores that have nothing to do with the show while contributing no actual discussion other than to say "look at this girl I fancy, aren't I cool????"
If you wanna post girls and shit that's fine, just do it in a thread dedicated to posting girls
>>69202377
Not fun
>>69202398
so you're here since last week then?
>>69202398
so you're new?
>>69202390
>denying gurm his hard earned income
>>69202381
Obviously some irrelevant shitskin/slavic language
>>69202398
You need to calm down
>>69202214
not him, but he doesn't
>>69202414
>>6920243215 minutes
>>69202398
>claims to have been browsing /got/ for so long
>is fucking truggered by waifuposting
off with you newfag
>>69202437
>>denying gurm his hard earned income
Yeah it's real hard to write 2 books in 12 years and travel around the world to various events at other peoples expense.
>>69202398
newfriend please calm yourself
>>69202354
>not reading/speaking English
May as well kill yourself now desu senpai
>>69202398
you do know that /got/ is 90% waifuposting and 10% chatroom during off season/episodes
stop denying you're new
>>69202477
Wow son careful with that edge
>>69202477
OR, he can just learn to read/speak english
>>69202443
Name, friend?
>>69201654
>Hello Bran
>Who are you?
>I'm.. the Nights King
>>69202480
Also 100% crying about Stannis xD
>>69201705
at least bi
>>69202574
there is more going on here
>>69202592
Gee Billy! Two trolls?
Kit is so handsome, but in a cute way. I've heard he frequents gay clubs in Belfast. I wish I could make out with him~
>rereading the books
>tfw skipping every Dany chapter
Is there a better feel?
>>69202398
I think you were looking for Reddit, newfag
>>69201478
Its a vision.
Others can feel wargs like in the Varamyrs prologue in ADWD.
I guess sending your mind in an animal and sending your mind through time/space is kind of the same thing.
>>69202617
not only that
>>69202626
I've done it and it improved the series tenfold
>>69202398
HOW TO SPOT A REDDITOR CLAIMING HE'S OF /GOT/: THE POST
>>69202626
I kind of liked Dany's ADWD chapters, the whole court intrigue reminded me a bit of Ned in AGOT except Dany had even less of a clue what was going on.
>>69202633
what did I just see?
>>69202661
sophie being sophie
she can apparently be had for a wink and a drink, if gossip rags are to be believed
>>69201397
easy
>>69202656
>I kind of liked Dany's ADWD chapters
You liked
>Daaaaaaaario
>Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaario
>oh my Daarrio fuck me hard
>tfw Hizdar's cock is nowhere as good as Daario
>dragon taming with GURL power
?
>>69201397
>>69202700
>>69202661
Sophie Turner kissing a prosthetics head of Tyrion
reminder that this happened :D
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xAe0h-GA3zM
>>69202724
>>69202700
