>>69197501
first for mods being terrible
1st for dorne
The Night's King bids you rise
first for bimfu.
Nth for Lyanna!
>>69197501
Do not forget to post a link for the old thread, my friend
>>69193256
>>69193256
What would have happened if Theon hadn't been a retard during the Ironborn invasion? Could he have stopped Euron?
>Theon raids Winterfell and captures Bran and Rickon, hastily returning to Pyke
>His exploits earn him renown among the Ironborn, and he is known as "Theon the Cunning" and "the Young Kraken"
>Asha is pushed back to irrelevance in the face of a strong son of Balon Greyjoy
I'm a fan of book Theon and it pisses me off that he was so close.
Also Alfie Allen is probably the best actor on the show but I just can't take him seriously as Theon. Theon is supposed to be dark handsome bull, not a goofy-looking witeboi who can't go two seconds without making a fool of himself.
Prev thread: >>69193256
why did it 404?
did OP get banned?
why was the previous thread deleted?
>>69197532
Hahaha holy shit this is ridiculous
Episode 3 info has already been leaked
>>69194622
1st for the Lannisters
First for sexual tension!
>>69197554
>>69197555
There were three threads at once
Makes sense they got deleted be honest.
Three active threads.
One with a pornstar as the OP image so that's gotta go, second was made second so it's kind of a bastard, so that's gotta go, third was made third so also a bastard, so that's gotta go.
>The War of the Three Threads, they called it. Well the other two are dead!
Promis me, Ned!
>>69197501
>>69197501
i'm not watching this season. did jon come back to life?
>>69197563
YOU
>>69197576
Euron took care of that
>>69197554
The mods have been pruning and banning alot tonight. Too much shitposting and trolling I guess.
>>69197563
>tfw Kit is prettier than Maisie
>Even after all these years, Ser Barristan could still recall Ashara’s smile, the sound of her laughter. He had only to close his eyes to see her, with her long dark hair tumbling about her shoulders and those haunting purple eyes.
so with lady stoneheart and thoros of myr confirmed does this mean season 6 is going to be the best season ?
>>69197576
>now it ends
>>69197548
Book theon was an edgy fuck that got BTFO by his own cruel intent, like show theon
>>69197531
That's the Night King, not Night's King, completely different characters.
>>69197624
>lady stoneheart and thoros of myr confirmed
What
When
Where
>>69197608
Kit is prettier than a lot of girls anon
>>69197651
Anon asshole
>>69197548
If he put forward a claim, I'd bet Victarion would back him, but not Asha. By capturing Bran and Rickon, he's already destroyed any possible alliance with the North, though they can't attack him out of fear of killing the kids. Asha would still try to sue for peace, while Theon would probably either press claims on lands in the North and Riverlands for the new Ironborn Kingdom. Either way, Aeron will still call for a Kingsmoot, and Theon would lose.
Euron didn't win because he's eldest after Balon and Theon was captured. He won because he roused the support of enough Captains with promises of glory, dragons and a shit load of booty. Theon wouldn't be able to promise any of that.
Also if Theon did return with the Stark boys, I definitely wouldn't put it past Euron to simply kill him.
>>69197501
>>69197501
Tyrion is a Targ after episode 2 isnt he
>>69197595
No but Stannis is still alive
>And now it begins.
>Nah, Wittenz.
Why does Ned call Ser Arthur Dayne 'Wittenz'? Is it a nickname?
>>69197548
I actually think Season 2 Theon is better written than Clash of Kings Theon, at least in so far as his internal conflict over Robb vs his family.
In the book he's a little too nonchalant about it. It's like the conflict is entirely subconscious until after he gets REEK'd.
>>69197690
>E P I C
>>69197678
Pretty sure conquest is the last thing on nu-theons agenda.
>>69197705
this
season 2 theon was really great
i thought alfie was overrated by a lot of the people here but after rewatching some theon scenes from s2, he's actually one of the best actors left now
>>69197690
Why Ned got such a big forehead?
>>69197501
So what's Varys' fucking problem? He a blackfyre?
>>69197736
He is a mermaid
>>69197651
>>69197666
>>69197624
yes stoneheart and thoros were confirmed days ago
http://screencrush.com/game-of-thrones-season-6-thoros-stoneheart/
>>69197736
not on the show
>>69197705
Occasionally an actor can bring something to the role. This was one of those times.
>>69197734
Cause he is a spic.
>>69197759
>>69197666
>>69197651
http://watchersonthewall.com/another-season-3-cast-member-confirmed-to-return-for-game-of-thrones-season-6/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=twitter&utm_source=socialnetwork
OUTTA MY WAY
>>69197759
cat must be just rotting bones by now if they decide to bring her back after being dead for so long.
>>69197690
he's referencing that scene in Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels where one of the guys that grows all the weed says "chill Winston"
>>69197759
Stoneheart not confirmed at all
>>69197793
Who's this fag stag?
>>69197629
What evil intent? Literally everyone has evil intent, that's how Westerosi feudalism worked. You move up in the world and gain respect by fucking bitches and conquering shit, ten times so if you are Ironborn and have to prove yourself to literally all the Ironborn that you are fit to rule them someday.
Add the fact that book Theon was a kid that was made to feel inferior his entire life, a foreigner living in the hall of his father's conqueror. What was he supposed to do, be Robb's bitch boy for the rest of his life?
>>69197581
great
now ive gotta jerk off AGAIN
>>69197778
>>69197759
BwB leader is probably Ian McShane tbqh
>>69197813
kal of house krypton
I haven't read any of the books for a few years now and im sick of the DUMB&DUMBER show corrupting my memory of the good ASOIAF world i remember.
I also cant be fucked rereading all the books so where does /got/ think i should start?
ASOS or AFFC?
where did the show officially get too fucked up that it was unrecognisable from the books?
>>69197885
the show is better than the books ever were
>>69197836
Ian Mcshane said he played a former soldier who renounced violence and now lives on some island and healed a much beloved character who's either Jon or the Hound, but isn't Jon
Elder Brother hype!
Cleganebowl hype!
>>69197772
>>69197705
I like how in Season 5 Theon is still traumatized and agonizing over the fact he murdered two kids but when Sansa learns those kids were just some peasants she's like "Oh wow, so it was nothing then! Hahaha! Whew!"
>>69197900
(you)
>>69197885
just listen to the audibooks as you lift, get two things done at once.
>>69197847
>ywn see Henry Cavill as Arthur Dayne
>>69197918
Hopefully he'll get some better actors to work with back on the isles.
>>69197923
>ASOIAF audiobooks
>grandpa doing retarded voices for every other character
lul
>>69197964
What kind of monster hates on Roy Dotrice
>>69197964
>getting hard during the awkward as hell sexual descriptions.
>>69197964
Ian Glen (Jorah Cuckmont) did the Dance of the Dragons.
Not really a book, but he did a good job. It's up on Youtube.
>>69197576
>>69197600
> Yfw Euron literally dindu nuffin
>>69197943
>not young Bobby B
Is he playing the mad king?
I assume Martin stole the character for his work, giving the burn them stuff.
>>69198005
Your right. In the show it was self defense. Thanks dnd
>>69198045
well he was on his kings way
>>69198036
Only if they get Joshua Jackson to play Rhaegar
Daily reminder that David Wenham would be the perfect Rhaegar
>>69198036
No. Willem Dafoe plays the Mad king
>>69198045
>self defence
>imblying you can attack a drowned storm-bridge
What's with all the talk about Spidy dying?
>>69198315
no aegon in the show, so no mummer's dragon / blackfyre. Whats the point of varys then?
>tfw Stannis is still alive and is going to become king
It was all a ruse guys!
>>69197650
I think he's memeing you because DnD listed Night King as Night's King. So you got double memed
>>69198341
Antics with the witty dwarf.
>>69198355
haha yeah :D xD
>>69198341
In the show he's supposed to be dany's man. Blackfyre get cucked once again.
>>69198362
You mean more dick jokes? They seem to have run out of antics.
>>69198371
Or it just proves that Varys is pro targ afterall in the books
>>69198399
In the books he's reuniting targ with blackfyre; thats his master plan.
>>69198399
That's silly.
You're silly.
Keep being silly.
>yfw aegon is hannibal and westeros is rome
this is true in so many ways
>>69198425
More like epirus
>>69198399
The show is going to veer so far from the books.
I bet you anything they're going to do make Lyanna Jon's mother. Jon and Dany are going to get married, defeat the walkers, unite the kingdom and prove war can solve all your problems happily ever after.
The show is fucked.
>>69198457
Pyrrhus*
>>69198425
if bittersteel was alive and his mentor, maybe
>>69198458
and Tyrion is Targ in the show as well
lel
So whats this tower of joy shit? They gonna reveal Jon is the son of that bitch who slept with the last Targ king or what?
>>69198483
>>69198457
i knew what you meant just from epirus
aegons campaign will probably end just like pyrrhus without any outside help, but him having a mercenary army and being sent from some mercantile thalassocracy into a civil warring empire is pretty hannibal esque desu, he even has the fucking elephants from strickland right?
>>69198525
Doubt it
Only 'evidence' is him not getting eaten by the dragons which others have done
>DnDorne
>>69198578
>which others have done
in the books
Will Jon take Stoneheart's role?
>>69198578
is Quints in the show?
>>69198568
we're not gonna find out, it cuts before Ned goes up the tower in the show
could be anyone though
>>69198616
>it cuts before Ned goes up the tower in the show
Whats the point o fthe scene then?
>>69198637
filler
>>69198610
No, stoneheart's just been cut.
They'll have the Brotherhood without Banners do the shit anyway and not split off like they did in the books
>>69198651
I fill your mom XD
>>69198637
Only to tease you really.
>>69198592
And the show.
>>69198637
just to blueball us I guess
>>69198592
Missandei said she has been close to the dragons many times and they never harmed her. I was expecting her to go down to the dragon pit.
>>69198096
>>69198175
is there something insanely funny here that I'm missing because this seems like it's a really fucking funny reference
Like why the fuck would Pacy be Rhaegar Targaryen?
Did anon's spoil only the first few episodes or the entire season? My brother keeps complaining he saw spoilers here.
>>69198713
John Noble played Joshua Jackson's dad in this show Fringe.
>>69198723
Tell your brother to stop being a whining bitch
So there are 2 knights guarding the tower.
However, in a S4 scene joffrey specifically reads a page from the book of brothers saying there were 3 knights at the tower.
For fuck's sake DnD at least keep some consistency
>>69198708
she was there with Dany though
>>69198756
There are 3 don't worry
>>69198723
the spoilers were about the first 2 episodes
>>69197522
Did I miss something juicy?
>>69197563
>ywn have sexual intercourse with your character's half sister
>ywn have sexual intercourse with your actual real sister
>>69198783
Didn't the leaks say 2?
>>69198756
Then wouldn't Dany belong to House Targary?
>>69198458
Whoever the show makes Jon's parents is going to be the same in the books.
DnD won the show rights from GRRM by correctly guessing his patronage.
This ends now
>>69198826
And Ned should fight Arthur Starfall
Guys, guys, what if Howland reed as FOUR SWORDS?
>>69198808
>ywn have sexual intercourse
>>69198849
baba would rek him
>>69198883
.....ever again
Are the spoilers legit?
>>69198864
can't wait for my frog nigga to fuck some shit up
>A BLOO BLOO HE STABBED PAYNE DAYNE IN THE BACK
Yeah he fucking did, didn't he. Get fucked.
>there ARE no men like smee... only smee
What did Jamie mean by this? Does Catelyn know Smee? Were they both in Neverland together?
Is that where Lady Stoneheart is now?
>you will never chill with howland reed in his swamp city smoking dank swamp kush and floating around the neck
>>69198849
what anime is this
New theory, hot off the press and ready to take reddit by storm!
Doran Martel isn't suffering from gout, he's nursing long-lasting wounds from his time in far Essos. He was a dragon killer from the past, evidence in the form of his appearance in the ASoIaF prequel Reign of Fire.
His hesitancy to wage war against the Lannisters is because he helped raise young Joffrey, who was a survive from far Essos as well, as depicted in the ASoIaF prequel, Reign of Fire. However, Joffrey was warped and disturbed after watching King Dragon devastate his colony as a young boy.
This is an OC theory, and is up for adjustments as more evidence is dug up. Get to it, /got/!
>>69198920
WERE legit, nigger, the media people got the first 2 episodes in the premiere instead of 3 a few days before as last year
HOW
HARD
IS
IT?
>>69199020
So the ep 3 spoilers are bs?
>>69198993
did you forget you medicines again?
>>69199067
Probably not. otherwise HBO wouldn't taken down that spanis dudes video
>tfw Myrcunny is dead
>>69198864
>yfw all reed does is throw a net and ned shanks him
>>69199067
indeed, they are.
1 day and 17 hours until the R+L=J meme dies. Can't wait.
>>69199067
>>69199067
The guys videos have been taken down. What did HBO mean by this?
>>69198004
Well fuck me sideways if you didn't post a link.
>>69198864
At last, from the swamps to the desert, I have become a Storm of Swords
-Howland fucking Reed
Do you think we'll see full-grown Lyanna next ep?
Also, im getting scared they're showing too much of the past. Mayb they won't do prequel movie/series. My favourite show is ending too fast.
;__;
hi
>>69199130
Dumb&Dumber will do it just to please the tumblr fangirls. In the books, R+L=D.
>GOT peaked in season 4
>SMATH THE BEEEEEDLES
>KUH KUH KUH KUH
Don't talk to me or my sister's son again
>>69197900
Nice bait
>>69199141
the same reason the police detains crazy people screaming on the streets
>>69199188
Keked and checked
>>69197847
>trip scum with shitty opinions
What else is new?
>>69199188
R E D D I T
>>69199200
Because they're preaching the truth.
>>69199180
Are you retarded?
Targ genes are super recessive and daenary's looks like a full-blooded targ. She's Aery's daughter and has the rightful claim to the throne. Get over it.
>>69199242
dttmomwseg is as 4chan as feet and cunny
>>69199182
Oscar-worthy performance
All future Ramsay scenes
>omg he's so violent and demented and unpredictable who will he kill and torture next
>>69199271
Not that anon but Targ genes aren't super recessive actually.
-showfag here-
Do the books ever reveal who the real Game of Thrones is? I've always guessed it's Littlefinger, but the show is apparently all OC now, so I can't trust my own theories on who it really is.
>>69199300
It wasn't a bad scene per se
>>69199320
Ramsey.
>>69199321
I thought it was a good scene. Two brothers bonding over making fun of their retarded cousin. No pandering to special interest groups like they usually do. Just KUH KUH KUH!
>>69199320
I AM THE IRON THRONE
>>69198849
Man, Howland Reed is one ugly motherfucker.
The scene between Balon and Euron would be great for some D&D vs George edits
>>69199321
you serious dude?
it was pretty well done.
>>69199315
How so? Only incidental and minor traits tend to come through unless married to other Targs, or Daynes sometimes because they are also of Valyrian descent.
>>69199413
Daeron II had kids with a Dornishwoman and had most of his kids except 1 look like a Targ
>>69198993
i'm suprised he didn't wheel himself into the fucking sea when he heard the "BAD POSSEY" line
>>69199315
We have cases of Targ+Dornish and Targ+FM children with Targ and non-Targ features alternatively. There seems to have a lot of randomness involved, either that or gurm is inconsistent.
Jons forces lose battle
Jon wins against Ramsay
Rickon is fine. So is shaggy
Karkstark and Umbers get punished
BwB take out Freys
Pies exist
Stannis not dead
>>69199549
Cool fanfic
>>69199549
>Stannis not dead
Keep dreaming, boy
>>69199457
>>69198005
sauce on the image?
>>69198993
> after watching King Dragon devastate his colon as a young boy
that vould explain a lot actually
>>69199549
give it up m8. stan is dead
>>69198968
do they even have weed in Westeros?
I ain't gonna watch the next episode because Ive seen spoilers and literally nothing happens. Not worth the hype. Ill better watch that piece of shit Fear the Walking Dead or the 100.
>tfw every episode will be spoiled in scene-by-scene detail
>>69199704
I'll be watching to see how they handle the new-Jon: if he's the same as before, how he's treated, what his new goals might be, etc.
Could be an ok episode.
>that scene when Khal Drogo goes mad and promises to cross the sea and attack Westeros
powerful, man. he was good for that role
>>69199736
>tfw 90% of the important stuff is predictable as fuck anyway
>>69199704
see you in stream chat on sunday, champ.
>>69199736
pretty sure that HBO will get that retard shut down
![tumblr_inline_nxi5zmfTgX1txaa0d_540[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NyGzOkH.jpg "tumblr_inline_nxi5zmfTgX1txaa0d_540[1].jpg")
Ashara Dayne casting?
>>69199775
D&D like meme-tier shock deaths, even if they're completely shit.
t. Barristan Selmy
>>69199182
>>69199300
what scene is he talking about
>>69199763
to bad no peniciline.
or healing herbs
or maggots
orestus
he died from the stupidity of his peers and advisors tbqh
>>69199740
you'll have like a minute of TOJ, just that fight and thats it. then you're gonna have some dany crap, talking in KL and talking elsewhere. and sansa doesn't even arrive at the wall until the next episode.
scenes with jon are carefully put to not reveal too much either. and he is the same. like nothing ever happened. SAME.
![Marion-Cotillard-Long-Hairstyle-Big-Curls[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/BIIyoFj.jpg "Marion-Cotillard-Long-Hairstyle-Big-Curls[1].jpg")
>>69199799
another possibility
http://www.sporcle.com/games/Sforzando/song-of-ice-and-fire-top-300#
I got 162/300
>>69199799
definitely eva
>>69199763
Yes, Momoa was Great. So was Harry Lloyd as Viserys. Mark Addy and Sean Bean were good too.
>>69199817
and then the next episode will have even less, TOJ conclusions left for like ep 8 or 9. with the huge cliffhanger ofc.
might as well just watch when everything comes out or when all seasons come out in 2 years. TV by itself is retarded commerce and its my fault that i ever thought it can give me joy and satisfaction. better read some books
>>69199803
As much as I like Barry in the books and thinks the death was completely unrealistic, culling plotlines is necessary at this point.
>>69199813
They covered it extremely poorly in the show, but the woman who was 'healing' him secretly poisoned him because of what the Khalasar did to her village
so I mean you're right, but not for why you think
>>69199886
>no Barry the Based facing down Drogon.
>gotta have that Missandei and Grey Worm shitfest
>>69199842
>see this shit
>literally recoil in disgust
pass
![beautiful-emma-emma-watson-26334822-1131-707[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/OFPfo3z.jpg "beautiful-emma-emma-watson-26334822-1131-707[1].jpg")
Lyanna Stark casting
>>69200004
She's too empowered.
![thor-is-on-instagram-well-kind-of-chris-hemsworth-is-and-he-s-racking-up-mad-likes-al-660259[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GIZ5u7G.jpg "thor-is-on-instagram-well-kind-of-chris-hemsworth-is-and-he-s-racking-up-mad-likes-al-660259[1].jpg")
Rhaegar Targaryen casting
>>69200015
Brown eyes, pretty, can be boyish and independent if need be (as Lyanna was described, Arya is very similar to Lyanna). Literally perfect casting.
>>69200025
He needs a girl face.
>>69199925
Nailed it.
Do these fat bed-wetting Stannis autists genuinely believe he's still alive in the show or they attempting to be funny?
>>69200004
Emma has the face of a prepubescent boy. Is that why /tv/ fancies her so much?
![Alex-Pettyfer-alex-pettyfer-2940297-405-608[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/KzRxAfV.jpg "Alex-Pettyfer-alex-pettyfer-2940297-405-608[1].jpg")
>>69198005
>>69198045
Not really, Euron made it obvious he was going to kill Balon with all the talk of replacing him. Balon used the knife in pre-emptive self-defense.
![Alex-Pettyfer-Beastly[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/HZKn3wv.jpg "Alex-Pettyfer-Beastly[1].jpg")
>>69200069
Rhaegar Targaryen gents.
>>69200108
sad to say but no they really are that dumb
>>69200146
Too manly
Better go with a random Twilight twink
![alex-rider-stormbreaker-2006-01-g[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/TPzuUSt.jpg "alex-rider-stormbreaker-2006-01-g[1].jpg")
>>69200178
looks pretty twinky here but was a lot younger
>>69199799
Perfect choice
Where's Theon's mom?
>>69200342
With the Drowned God.
>>69199842
I didn't do so good
>>69199925
''when the actor sent us a letter detailing how it would be a bad idea, it made us even want to kill him more''
>>69200351
Oh wait she's not, I just had a brain fart. She's still alive and in Pyke, but she seems to have lost her marbles after the quelling of the Greyjoy Rebellion and the ensuing debacle (Theon sent away to Winterfell etc).
>>69200342
She's literally who tier in the books.
>>69200361
>didn't get qt Shireen
m8
How much bettr would the series have turned out if Viserys lived?
>>69200342
in a bin fucking a hobo who promised her a nip o' fish
>>69200421
Literally redeemed.
>>69200427
Nah that's bullshit friend
>>69199704
Where are spoilers?
>It's a Jorah checks his greyscale episode
E4: Tyrion strikes a deal. Jorah and Daario undertake a difficult task. Jaime and Cersei try to improve their situation.
E5: Tyrion seeks a strange ally. Bran learns a great deal. Brienne goes on a mission. Arya is given a chance to prove herself.
E4 and E5 confirmed for filler.
>>69200481
Fucking mid-season
Christ
At least we might get some cool flashbacks
Alsosneks where?
>>69200481
>E4: Tyrion
Stopped watching.
>E5: Tyrion
Stopped watching.
>There are people that enjoyed reading ASOIAF
>There are people that think GRRM is a good writer
>jaime is azor ahai
>he kills cersei with oathkeeper
>it becomes lightbringer
>that feel when the books are pretty much guaranteed to be vastly different
>that feel when Stannis will live and win Winterfell in the books
>>69200519
I don't think they're coming back m8.
Which actually pisses me off.
I think DnD realised how much they fucked up and instead of fixing the problem by killing the sand snakes, have made it worse by killing the Martells.
Silly cunts.
>>69200466
i dont think so buddy
>>69200540
First three books are solid. Comparatively well-written for the genre, too.
>>69199736
Good. I wouldn't want to make a mistake of being optimistic.
>>69200413
couldn't spell it, senpai
>>69200539
>Tyrion doing literally nothing
>In the first five episodes in a row
>>69200550
The Boltons know the land.
>mfw Stannisfags STILL haven't killed themselves
>>69200578
>Arya is getting beaten with a stick and saying "no one" for three episodes now
The Bloody Hand better be fucking good.
Rhaegar?
>>69200619
kek
yes!
Spiderbowl when?
Can we ban all these retards posting pictures of who they think should be Lyanna or Rhaegar?
>>69200580
But the Frey's don't. Roose did his usual trick of sending other houses' men out to fight for him, i.e. the Freys and Manderlys. Manderly will stab Frey in the back and they'll be defeated by the lake, possibly by falling trough the ice. After that there will be chaos inside Winterfell, Ramsay stabs Roose or whatever and the Bolton side collapses.
>>69200676
why? I dont see any problem with that
>>69200666
Literally replaced with Strongbowland I'm ok with it.
