The King in the North arises edition
previously on /got/ >>69145212
First for Jon
>Daenerys dreams of living in wedlock in a tall stone house with a red door
Will we see ToJ with a red door next week?
>>69147800
I'm coming into this spiq thread LEGALLY
Reminder if you prefer Jon to Robb you are a faggot and need to go back to /r/asoiaf.
And Who...
Are You...
>Jon is brooding in his chamber at castle black
>Melisandre enters, he ignores her
>After a while Melly makes an attempt to say something.
>Jon turns around
>"kept you waiting, huh"
>fade to black
Maester Martin
I cant cheat on my best friend you bitch let me see Sheldon already.
>>69147828
Dany is actually Rhaegar (and Egg) reincarnated, and has his memories of ToJ and the trident
nth for Maisie
>>69147828
>dreaming of tower
she is___________horny
>>69147839
Show Robb is a stupid piece of shit and doesn't deserve any fans.
Nth for post these
>>69147809
>new thread when we have that >>69144980 (Cross-thread) one
fuck off with thread wars, fucking thread wars are pure cancer. don't spam with /got/ on /tv/. you'll get us banned
>>69147839
I only know one King and his name is Stark, not Snow.
The king in the North!
>yfw you realized Ramsay was just hugging Roose to see if he had chain mail on
For Highgarden!
>>69147898
nah, he was quite good apart from that Oona crap
According to recapped, no nudity from Emilia the season:
>On Sunday’s Game of Thrones, Emilia Clarke may only show some very brief sideboob as she is forced to change her clothes. There might also be some random naked Dothrakis roaming the streets.
>Well, that was a huge letdown you say? Be sure to check back next week for some good news, as Ellie Kendrick's Meera bares her surprisingly nice boobs when spied upon.
guess she really does think shes top good now
>>69147926
damn, that's pretty smart and subtle
nice
>>69147880
Fuck Sheldon come and fuck me already you bad boy ;) we can make alot of nooise while hes sleeping oh so bad Ive got shivers.
>tfw you will never be a dragonrider
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asjzZ0-Zk8Y
>>69147900
do it so i can filter them all please
ramsay and his 20 goodmen vs all of westeros who wins?
>>69147940
That crap completely shit on his character and ruined his identity and motives.
>>69147947
meh, she's fat. We already saw her nude in her prime
Is there any consequence for being brought back? Does Jon go dark, does his memory get wiped?
>>69147928
get this ayy lmao out of here
>>69147900
write the most cringeworthy possible "Jon reveals he is alive scene, let's give D&D some ideas:
>Jon walks out of that room in slow motion
>a heavy metal version of "rains of castamere plays"
Found this old thing
>>69147900
>spam this stale 2 year old meme
>I'm from reddit and this is the first time I've seen them
fuck off
>>69147947
subtle frogfu bait
>>69147996
TUNE IN THIS SUNDAY TO FIND OUT
>>69147926
>>69147952
I read reddit too
choose wisely
>>69147956
Im sorry Ashley but I grow bored of you time to invent a new scenario to shitpost with because Im so fucking bored right now.
Ok how about this?
Uh I think Maisie Williams is hot.
Start from there fags.
>>69147997
Fuck off she is easily top 5 girls in GOT
>>69147947
>check back next week for some good news, as Ellie Kendrick's Meera bares her surprisingly nice boobs when spied upon
go on
>>69148024
Well some of us don't. I didn't know that for one.
>>69147800
THE KING IN THE NORTH?
MORE LIKE THE KING WHO LOST THE NORTH
AUBURN HAIRED, KINSLAYING, OATH BREAKING TULLY FUCKING SHIT IS NO KING OF MINE
>>69147988
well that wasn't actor's fault
>completely shit on his character and ruined his identity and motives.
welp it was crappy, especially since it was a clue factor in his dawnfall, but it wasn't EVERYTHING there is about Robb.
Preston
>>69147911
Jon is Robb's heir
>>69148013
this doesnt even work anymore
>>69148067
Maybe in the books. There is no will in the show.
>>69148031
ayyyyy lmfao
you can't be serious
>>69148024
>only reddit can come up with basic ideas
Thanks for telling us you figured it out redditor
>>69147900
It lacks the "Nailed it! -D&D"
>>69148019
Fuck off reddit loves Game of Plebs so you must be one of them
>it's a Kevan gets crossbowed episode
>>69148029
PEDOPHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!
HANG HIM HES A DISGUSTING KIDDIE DIDDLER.
>>69148067
>Still believing Robb left house Stark to Jon
How can anyone like Daenerys?The character has no redeeming qualities whatsoever.
A borderline retarded,emotionally driven,horse fucking whore that only brings death and destruction wherever she goes.She has no political guile and her storyline is boring.
She just got lucky with the dragon eggs otherwise she wouldnt have been able to achieve anything.
Characters like Tyrion,Varys,Stannis,Tywin etc have been in tough situations and turned them around using their wits and skills. All that dumb bitch can do is rely on her dragons.
>>69148058
>i'm evil santa that kills little boys
yeah fuck off
>>69148100
Kids are hot dude and if you dont believe that you are crazy man.
>>69148017
>Davos and Meli are walking away from the door, eyes cast down and thoughtful
>cut inside, where Jon is slowly getting up on his feet
>cut back to Davos and Mel, we see their faces as they hear footsteps behind them, the realization
>both seem scared to look behind them
>finally they look at Jon, speechless
>cut to Jon's face
>he looks down at his naked body, then back to the others
>"Sorry, I'm still a bit stiff"
>everyone has a sensible chuckle
>>69148027
do we have to fugf?
>>69147947
>Ellie Kendrick's Meera bares her surprisingly nice boobs when spied upon.
LOL nobody needs to see that shit
gross
>play as Maelys Blackfyre 'The Monstrous'
>wreck Westeros' shit and send Aerys to the wall
>aw yuss
>king of westeros
>get a noble wife
>peace for a year or so
>get an event about a summer islander going on a foreign tour to westeros
>welcome him and let him stay at my court
>become good friends
>all is good
>except one day it turns out my wife is having an affair
>confront her
>she's fucking fucking jumoru or whoever this summer nigger is called
>several months pregnant with his kid
>REEEEEEEEEEE
>imprison my wife and make tywin conduct an investigation
>we both agree 'HEAD ON A PIKE REEEEEEEE'
>kill pregnant wife
>jubongo flees to the summer isles
>send spies to kidnap him
>bribe a bunch of ongo bongus to bring him to me
>put him in the black cells
>torture him for a week
>make him into my slave
>castrate him
>make him the court eunuch
>grant him a knighthood as a joke
>make him the court jester
>now he's just mine to toy with
blackfyres are the rightful kings
>>69148134
Dude what the fuck?
>>69148142
I do
>>69147984
Men cannot win against Brienne with her satellite gps attachment and the sand sneks
It really bothers me that some of the (former) connections between characters in the show is completely ignored.
Sansa showing no reaction to seeing Tyrion's fucking servant with Brienne. Not even asking "what happened?" (Did Littlefiger see Pod at the Inn? I don't remember)
Brienne not mentioning she (thinks she) killed The Hound to Sansa. No Sansa reflecting that he offered to take her North.
I'm pretty sure there are many more such connections that are ignored. I know there really is no time for loads of such dialogues, but it triggers me deeply.
>>69148065
Oh I thought the actor was great. I was talking about the character.
>>69148027
>Khal Drogo that cheap
Nice
The Khal+norape fee+Renly pls
>>69148160
Stop samefagging jesus christ commit suicide already.
>>69148142
Meh, she's cute
She's pretty much the only main female character not dead they hadn't got topless before this series.
Just be glad its not Yara
>>69148167
>The show shits all over the books more news at 11
>>69147947
>>69148142
only for curiosity
>>69147900
>muh trash pulp fiction bookz!!
>>>/lit/
oh wait, they don't want your shitty book either
>>69148065
>>69148170
robbs actor was literally one of the worst in the entire series. its embarrassing to watch the scene he is in with alfie and when he tries to fight that tree HOLY SHIT. borderline unwatchable
>>69148195
Shut up me Ill do what I want no matter what we agree on.
>>69148211
if you are into dudes, sure
>>69148211
Yara is pretty cute out of character in a twee sort of way
Then again I think Gwendolyn Christie is pretty cute too
>>69148229
f-fuck you ;_;
Reminder that if Tommen dies before producing offspring, Cersei is the rightful, legal heir to the Iron Throne.
Not through her marriage to Robert. Not by being Tommen's mother. Not by being a Targ. But through a very convoluted bloodline.
Can you make this connection without using Google?
>>69147900
>yfw when /got/ BTFO you the fuck out
>>69148211
Yara/Asha is also cute, shut your mouth
>>69148058
Kek stay mad traitor
>>69148262
AHAHAHAHAHA
we need sperg to edit that into stills like the dany one, so cringeworthy
>>69148158
Grand Strategy is for nerds
>>69148027
I can't believe that this one is much better than the women one. At least this one gave me a laugh:
>"His dick in the north"
>>69148285
why do you think so many /got/ers are sperging out at those posts? They know they got BTFO
>>69148229
you're a faggot bitch nigger
>>69148242
Fuck I wish I had more computers to speed up my posting myself dont you agree me its a good idea see?
>tfw imagining the comfy autistic discussion we'll have some time in an offseason year when The Winds of Winter is released and we can discuss our theories for the end of the series while westeros.org and reddit imagine a lotr or harry potter style ending
>>69148301
So is the internet
>>69148275
Kevan, I think, according to Targ rules.
>>69148314
>retard that got BTFO think he wasn't
lmaooo
>>69148275
>>69148343
I mean, yes through Tywin's line, but with no eligible men remaining in that line it moves to Kevan's line
>>69148326
Im bored me time for be nighty nighty you piles of monkey faeces I hope you all die horrible deaths and your babies are all born with deformities.
>>69148352
you should learn to read
who /pottery/ here?
>Tywin died on father's day
>Jon Snow revived on Easter
>Episode 3 will be on Mother's day
VAT KUD IT MEEEEN
>>69148338
westeros forums have thought up more theories on the show than you have brain cells
they are more autistic than anyone and 4chan isn't some special intellectual place of discussion
>>69148418
HORY SHIT
>>69148338
>implying /got/ isn't still banned off season
>implying ANY /got/ will be allowed to exist once the show ends
>they do it for free\
>>69148403
I think you should
>>69147900
Last one I have
>>69148456
whoever made these is a fookin legend
>>69148416
>the sheath is a wolf pelt
huh never noticed that
more pottery
>>69148418
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
FUCKING CONFIRMEDit's stannis by the way, which is why they're avoiding showing us his corpse
>>69148500
Why are the "c" and the "y" red?
>>69148488
its very telling that the fans of the bookshave to come here to discuss this genre fiction trash, /lit/ won't have them.
>>69148496
You should think again
>>69148500
roose really stirred my edgy teen heart i was genuinely disappointed when he died
>>69148418
Easter was weeks ago dummy.
>>69148549
/lit/ wont have anyone who isn't an autist
>>69148549
I think it more telling that you whine everyday and no one cares what you think
>>69148579
ladies first
>tfw you're growing a beard for GoT and only one side of your face grows hair
JDIMSA in my sleep
>>69148640
did you apply for extras yet?
>>69148418
Stannis burned his kid on father's day too
>>69148594
Orthodox Easter dumb burger
>>69147869
>And who
>Are you
I am...the KING.
>>69148549
ASOIAF isn't real literature, it's fantasy. It is a few pegs up higher than Harry Potter, which is a shallow af children's book.
>>69148418
People will actually be dumb enough to believe this post
Do I do it?
>>69148211
We haven't seen Gilly's boobs or ass. And she's much hotter.
>>69148664
I'm playing new Rickon
Are they really going to do the battle of meereen this season
So, what, Euron will win teh kingsmoot episode 4, sail all the way over to Meereen by episode 5/6 and battle will be at episode 7/8?
>>69148728
kill all white niggers
>>69148728
yes
>>69148500
>>69148018
>to add salt on a womb
Delicious
>>69148751
Wait so is Yara, Theon and Euron going?
>>69148738
what boobs?
In a newer edition:
>"That was when they lived in Tyrosh, in the big house with the red door. Dany had slept in her own room there, with a lemon tree outside her window." A couple lines down, it goes on to say,
>"They had wandered since then, from Tyrosh to Myr, from Myr to Braavos..."
Really? The red door house has no significance whatsoever? Dammit gurm.
Is Game of Thrones the only show where characters get WORSE after growing beards?
>>69148738
True.
I had 100% forgotten that storyline
>>69148791
>mfw we'll get both comfy Bronn/Jaime adventures in Dorne AND riverlands
>>69148812
Qt bunny
I'm claiming her if you're such a fagget
>>69148343
But Kevan will die before Tommen, and his eldest son is a religious fanatic
>>69148846
You can have her.
>>69148791
Best one I've read. Shame most of the others are poor imitations.
Hey guys,
has anybody seen my mam? Mothers day is coming up and I wanted to take her to second breakfast.
>>69148596
>implying being on 4chan doesn't make you an autist
>>69148613
Such a gentleman.
>>69148843
I don't mind Bronn in the Riverlands at all. But Jamie in Dorne...fuck me. Dorne has been very poorly handled.
I'm pretty sure the guy grabbing Pod from behind in the trailer is Bronn.
>>69148791
>>69148869
This is also the original one if I recall.
Hard to succumb this one.
>>69148909
You are correct, but to browse /lit/ you must be the most autistic of autists
>>69148545
REALLY DABID?
>>69148027
bran(150)+lancel(400)+drogo(400)
>>69148931
it is.
I liked the Dorne adventures until they actually got to Sunspear.
MY NAME IS GERALD DAYNE
I AM THE DARKSTAR
>>69148167
The Sansa-Pod one is the worst because they could've actually used that to solve the question of why the fuck they should trust her in the first place. Have Theon freek out about stranger danger and Sansa calm him down when she recognizes Pod.
Brienne saying Arya was with "a man" is pretty fucking egregious too, though
>>69148027
Loras
>>69148931
Dorne was a shitshow in the books, it's just a different shitshow in the show.
>>69148027
stannis twice is the only right answer
>>69148262
i dont remember this scene
what happened?
Sneks strike again. Who gets the Westerlands? She's got two new kids. Do I give it to one of them, or do I give it to Kevan?
>>69148027
Renly and Khal Drogo
>>69148369
haha baratheons are basically dead
>>69148212
it's not about the books, its about show itself being coherent
>>69149108
Give it to house plumm. Or Edmure.
/ded/
>>69148027
Both Boltons please
>>69149269
But I already led Radmure keep the Riverlands.
>>69149055
Well, there's no real reason Brienne would think Sansa knows who the hound is
>>69149108
give it to the babbies
>>69148728
Your character has gay lovers?
reminder that Daenerys is the hottest woman in game of thrones
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cA4tvWj4h0E
/got/ BTFO
>>69149302
welp Breinne should have recognized Hound and mentioned it desu
>>69148416
that was such a nice sword as well as Neds arming sword twin. Shame they melted that down into the Lannister cunt blades.
Maybe an unpopular opinion here. But as much as D&D are raping the books, isn't it at least partially GRRM's fault?
>last relevant book was fucking 16 years ago
>after that he's released two books which are 90% irrelevant filter and only little happening
>he sat on his fat ass instead of working on finishing the books plenty of time ahead of the series
>now he's forced to give the clowns artistic freedom because the series caught up with the books
>>69149308
who won?
>there was no sign that Jon was inside Ghost while he was dead
I thought that Jon was a warg?
>>69149300
Good fuck Littlefinger. Lord Marbrand is also a good choice. But Kevin's kids are losers.
>>69149384
The show it seems is not going to have any Stark wargs besides Bran
>>69149364
gurm is hack, dabid is hacker, weiss is hackest of them all
>>69149351
Those are Cersei's relations.
greyworm has a boss tailor
>>69149381
As shit as Renly's claim was. Outside of bullshit magic he would of went very, very far. Would of probably usurped the crown on his own as well.
>>69149381
Cersei
>>69149381
>War of the Five Kings
>3 die out of battle
>1 gets executed
>1 NEVER EVEN LEFT HIS SHITTY FUCKING ISLAND
>>69149435
he would be a tyrell puppet tho
how can she still be so smug at a time like this
>>69149416
It might be funny see Tommen having gay lovers and being married with Margaery. That game is ridiculous.
>>69149457
only Stannis died/will probably die in battle
>>69149467
Maybe, but as far as I gather from the books, the Tyrells are overall benevolent
>>69149414
>oy vey, they're making a TV show out of me books, better save the contents of the toilet paper after I wipe my ass with it and publish it into a book, nobody will notice
>>69148027
>not spending a weekend with radmure
>>69148158
what game is this?
>>69149513
He was the one that was executed.
>>69149353
>watchmojo
>>69149504
she doesn't look smug at all tho, she looks like she's about to break
>>69149508
My lovers as Tommen are Asha Greyjoy, Mira Forrester and Roslin Frey.
>>69149556
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEE
>>69149556
>she looks like she's about to break
You're fucking terrible at reading emotions
>>69149556
autist have a hard time reading body language
get some pills, it might help youre condition
>>69149520
I don't even know what are you trying to imply
>>69149457
>Renly assassinated
>Robb assassinated
>Joffrey assassinated
>Balon assassinated
>Stannis assassinated/TBD
how can you actually be as retarded as you are?
>>69149514
Nobody is benevolent in Westeros. Everyone is after themselves. Except Davos.
>>69149381
Joffrey AKA House Baratheon of King's Landing. Joffrey died, but Tommen carried on. Stannis, on the other hand, had his ONLY heir fucking die. I'd say its a draw between Baratheons of King's Landing and Iron Islands independence movement since Lannisters never made a move to reclaim those islands.
>>69149572
>Kill Arya or Sansa husband
>Make her your lover
>Impregnate her
>Bastard child as her uncle
>?????
>Profit?
>>69149547
>Stannis was the one that was executed
>literally died in battle
>all the others are executed
you're a fookin moron
>>69149593
>>69149601
w-what? She looks like she's trying to maintain her smugness, but face betrays her imo
>>69149661
>all the others are executed
assassinated
>>69149619
You'll note that I said 'OUT' of battle, not 'in' battle
It must be hard being semi-literate
>>69149661
>literally died in battle
>sat down and got his head chopped off while offering no resistance
Sounds like he was executed
>>69149692
>splitting hairs
Their executions were assassinations
>>69148135
>suddenly Tyrion bursts in, panting
>"cold in here, what Jon Snow?"
>Silence
>all the way for a bad jape
>>69149724
or were their assassinations executions?
>>69149720
You are either or a moron or intentionally type like one.
>>69149342
Why doesn't he have any braids?
>>69149724
More like splitting heirs, mirite
>>69148095
why is he the Hand.?...why do I ask..
>>69149619
>Renly assassinated
>Robb assassinated
>Joffrey assassinated
>Balon assassinated/unknown for certain
>Stannis died in battle/TBD
If you compare tv/books
>>69149423
The actor was so excited about getting a jacket and not being so exposed to the heat of the sun
>>69149758
>I can't refute his argument
>Better go for the ad homs
k
>>69149635
>kill the boy
What did he mean by this?
>>69149089
Well, I actually didn't mind them killing off Doran, but the sneks are retarded.
>let's avenge the Martell deaths
>by killing off the Martell bloodline
>>69149269
Raddest House in all the Kingdoms
>>69149462
lol manlet mountain
>>69149658
Why kill CIA when I can cuck him instead?
Also I have Brandon in my court. No idea how that happened, he also has Longclaw after Jon died fighting White Walkers.
>>69149824
>BE A MAN YOU LITTLE BITCH
>>69148791
This is the only good one of those pics.
>>69149635
He just have two choices
>Be kill by a Thenn
>Be kill By Lord Commander
>>69149862
>>69149824
>Kill yourself
>Faggot
>>69149793
I'm not trying to refute your argument. You have no argument. You just type like a dipshit dumbass, that's all. Instead of saying "assassinated" you say "died out of battle". Which kind of comes off as "they died due to battle". And then Stannis, whose death comes directly due to a battle, is "executed". You're just a moron friend, it's ok.
>>69149862
Cuck Littlefinger?
I must see that.
A pimp getting Cuck'd
>>69149828
No arguing there, sneks are retarded. Book Dornes are also retarded, just in a different way. The show really made a big deal about elevating the Dornes to some high mighty fearsome things, when they were pretty much just backwater irrelevant hicks.
>this so-called prince from a faraway place comes with a small host
>oh noes, we're intimidated, better give him a seat on the council!
Really, how are you supposed to take Dorne seriously? How could anyone in the Kingdom fear them?
>>69148027
Whoever made this has ZERO understanding of attractiveness. This is the most nonsensical list for women AND gay men.
>>69149966
Davos, meanwhile, goes from Stannis to Jon to Tommen apparently. Margaery for some reason freed him and appointed him on the council after Stannis died during my regency.
>>69149893
I play agot as an ironman, always house Blacktyde
This one time I raided Lys for bitches and when I took a city there was one noble faggot with a Valyrian Sword in the palace. So I challenged him for a duel and he pussied out (would have destroyed his shit anyway).
I took his sword and his entire family, fucked them for years and never acknowledged any kids so they ended being poor ass bottom feeders in my castle.
Guy actually got depressed and died of grief.I actually had to take a break while playing to beat off
its a great game but it brings out the worst in me
>>69149966
well isn't being cucked on daily basis part of pimps job?
>>69149862
Put your Lion seed in her dire wolf womb. Let the cuck raise your little lion.
>>69149824
Kill fucking Olly.
>>69149413
thank god for that
Help me understand something.
Trystane was on his own ship, close to King's Landing, didn't know about Myrcella being dead. Did the sneks sneak aboard and got off the ship, or were they supposed to join him to KL? Seeing as Tommen asked "have we found Prince Trystane's killers?" - did the crew know anything? Did they sail into KL? I don't get it.
>>69149545
Civ 5
>>69150120
well it added a lot flavor to all of them desu
>>69150161
it completely takes away from arya's blindness arc.
>>69150144
He knew, he was painting the eyes.
>>69149545
Empire Total War
>>69148027
X3 his knight of the flowers + joff/maryn, but they have to do daddy/son porn.
>>69149302
Maybe not, but if she's telling Sansa she found her long-lost sister, she should mention that she was with an infamous fugitive knight (who used to serve the king who executed their father)
>>69150144
he did know about her being dead, he was painting eyes for her funeral when they killed him
but yeah, everything else doesn't make sense
you can't even pretend it does after that second episode at this point
>>69149545
Heroes of might and magic III mod made by russians
>You will never taste sweet wildling ginger minge
Why live
>>69147800
Thats the best OP pic I've ever saw good job OP.
>>69150190
Her wolf dreams are what is keeping her Arya.
Stannis>Robb>>>Renly>>>Balon>Joff
>>69149662
you're right, it's not even hidden.
