>>69095924
Regal at every size edition
first for caloreesi
Slim kaleesi when
She's not that fat.
2nd for Jon
>>69097527
second for Dagreesi eater of burgers
>>69097527
DELETE THAT IMAGE ASSHOLE
8th for 2011 memes
>>69097554
fat enough
>Wildling pride
>>69097554
seriously..it makes me wonder if it's just females hating on her or something.
i cant possibly imagine a grown man over 25 hating her size.
bunch of pussie men.
>>69097527
id stick it between those flabs tbqh
>>69097585
It's just banter m8
>>69097527
even jorah would pass on that
>>69097609
its retarded though
she's no where near obese/fat
why was theressurectiondone after thewildlings defused the threat of the mutineers?
what a LAME scene
lazy HILL WRITING no motivations nothing at stake eh fuck it
I want to fug rose
>>69097585
I can't imagine a non-overweight non-basement-dwelling man with a job liking the fat fuck that she is.
Get some self-respect and got for fit girls.
>>69097624
shes just gotten bit THICC
Rewatching episode 2 lads. Pretty nonsensical but damn does it still look good.
>>69097624
Of course. But she's thick so of course 4niggers turn that into an exaggerated meme
How good was bobby b in his prime? I get the impression he was a huge motherfucker back in the day, but mark addy isnt really all that big.
>>69097583
>GRRM is fantasy's David Bowie
It's...perfect.
>>69097640
hhhhnnnngggg
>>69097624
stop whaleposting
>>69097624
she isnt, she has super fat arms though. Not a flattering look
>>69097659
He was about 6'7 or 6'8 and built like a power lifter. He was a savage.
>>69097659
He was the second biggest guy in the 7 kingdoms
Only the mountain was bigger
>>69097625
IMO it should've been the final moment of episode 10 last season. Finish Hardhome with him getting stabbed after bringing more wildlings through and the end the episode with the mutiny. We all knew the rez was coming and as you said there was no tension at all. It just became an anticlimactic wait for something we knew was coming. If Jon got rezzed last season we'd spend the interim anticipating what would come next in season 6.
>It’s a massive season for him, it’s the biggest season for him so far, he features very prominently this season,” Harington says in the above video. “I was told that when I was told I was coming back – that the season I was coming back for would be my biggest, and that’s quite a lot to take as well.”
Is this, dare I say it, Azor Jon's season?
>>69097615
>mfw "total elimination"
>>69097659
> he was a huge motherfucker
4 u
>>69097659
He was supposed to be a huge Conan-like warrior king who got fat
Mark Addy is a good actor but really didn't look the part
>>69097640
>>69097652
>implying thick is not the same as fat
if it's not a muscle - it's fat you dumbcunts. And t's obviously not muscle on her legs and arms.
>>69097659
Almost as strong as the mountain, but agile and quick. Imagine that. Big and fast + a big ass hammer.
>>69097659
Ned talks about him being an impressive specimen with borderline homoeroticism.
>>69097694
Greatjon is a bigger guy than Robert.
>>69097708
>mfw Kit filmed more hours than any other actor this season
>>69097722
>>implying thick is the same as fat
Don't play dumb, faggot. You know what we mean
>Varys isa mermaid
>Roose isthe vampire son of the Night King
>The Knight of the Laughing Tree wasLyanna
>Mance isRhaegar
>>69097659
>>69097679
>>69097694
>>69097712
>>69097721
>>69097723
>>69097730
So Robert could rek the mountain?
>>69097708
>says season 3 times in quick succession
>"I was told that when I was told"
>using biggest unironically
Actors are such fucking plebs.
>>69097754
Jesus, is this the My Immortal of GoT fan fiction?
>>69097747
>>69097708
>no salt
>no smoke
>no flaming sword, not even glowing
Jon confirmed for not being AA.
>>69097754
>D+D=T
>>69097730
I always forget about that giant fucker
>>69097753
That you're a nigger who only goes for big bunns right, hunn?
Because that's the only excuse to like fat bitches.
>>69097624
I haven't been keeping up with GoT story.
Who is this guy again?
REMINDER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sr2Grfi3lFg
>>69097754
You had me until the last one.
>>69097768
Would be a hell of a fight. The mountain is so slow and not much of a fighter, just bigger and stronger than everyone else. Robert is supposedly extremely skilled with that hammer. I'd back Robert.
>>69097768
Now that would be an epic fight
>>69097768
Easily. He is among the best fighters ever, in his prime.
It wasn't his size or strength or fighting style that made him exceptional, it was how fast he was for his size and strength. The Mountain is a slow motherfucker.
>>69097783
it's Greatjon Umber, who betrayed Jon Stark at purple Wedding in Syblings castle
>>69097768
Maybe, it wouldn't be a sure fight, but one good hit with that hammer would put Gregor down.
>>69097783
the JUST guy
>>69097783
Robert "things'll get dicey if you hurt my cersei" Strong
>>69097769
>"I was told that when I was told"
He said "I was told that when I was told I was coming back". What's the problem?
>ywn chain Dany up and feed her a strict diet of semen and get her back in top shape again
>>69097754
"You might be disappointed in the results"
Merman confirmed
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5tYcXYRjzY0
>>69097624
It's like she ate herself.
>>69097527
>>69097822
>tfw not enough GoT themed bdsm porn
>>69097793
>The mountain is so slow
being this delusional
Bronn said that Mountain isn't slow at all
>>69097768
I would say mountain wins since Bobby didn't have that much combat experience in the end, just one swift rebellion into decline
Bobby had lots of potential though
>>69097835
But that's Arya
>>69097768
That's a coin toss.
Robert is flat out the more skilled fighter. Gregor relies on his size to give him an advantage and uses almost no skill.
That said, he is still a big and strong motherfucker and his armor is near impenetrable. The dude uses a greatsword and a greatshield like they're toys.
I don't see anybody beating Gregor by outmuscling him.
>>69097777
>I failed at. He’d cozened the huge northman into drinking enough wine to kill any three normal men, yet after Roslin had been bedded the Greatjon still managed to snatch the sword of the first man to accost him and break his arm in the snatching. It had taken eight of them to get him into chains, and the effort had left two men wounded, one dead, and poor old Ser Leslyn Haigh short half a ear. When he couldn’t fight with his hands any longer, Umber had fought with his teeth.
>>69097780
is this seriously not shopped?
>>69097527
Wow, has she lost weight? Looks almost human now.
>>69097783
Robert "No Mercy for the Harassers of Cersei" Strong
>>69097835
Which character? I can't see them behind that morbid hambeast.
https://youtu.be/XAAp_luluo0
ebin
>>69097835
You somehow misclicked the picture of Roose Bolton
>>69097835
She used to be really pretty
>>69097878
If you've ever been with a women before you'd know that even the skinniest of them will get a double chin. It's why supermodels always hold their heads that weird way.
>>69097878
>>69097783
Robert "Blonde bitches got riches so snitches get stitches" Strong
lol...
>>69097783
Robert "If you touch that Lannister you're going over the banister" Strong.
>Wow anon, this show just gets better and better! Isn't that Imp guy so funny? But where were Kelly C and the Snakegirls, they're the coolest characters ever!
>>69097835
Damn, she was pretty.
>>69097840
>Bronn said that Mountain isn't slow at all
He does? When?
Considering he always wears such heavy plate armor and wields such a massive sword it stands to reason he's slow. Oberyn defeated him by being far quicker.
Do you guys think Targs have white pubes?
>>69097868
How tall is The Mountain suppose to be? I know he's like freak sized to the point that it leaves him in crippling pain but how big are we actually talking?
>>69097927
>If you've ever been with a women before
Well um... actually
>>69097940
It's true
There are too many non-whites in Game of Thrones
>>69097569
keep going man, youre bringing me back to my neet days.
I miss it lads
>>69097955
They have dark eyebrows
>>69097944
the one on the right looks like emilia, the one on the left looks like younger cersei
>>69097947
>He does? When?
When Tyrion asks him to fight for him
Happens both in the show and books
>>69097944
>implying any of us would ever get that close to a bed filled with qts
>>69097933
Kek
>>69097956
Short of eight feet
>>69097527
Feed her to Ramsay's dogs.
when do we get that lesbian greyjoy action lads???
>>69097944
>that ugly shit skin
Why do they always have to toss some ugly third-worlder in there. Every goddamn time.
>>69097956
Close to eight feet in the book.
>>69097956
Near 8 feet tall and lean.
>>69097944
lmfao
>>69097955
Not likely
>>69097957
TransWomen don't count
>>69097991
>>69097999
Damn son. Where does he get his horses?
>>69097903
That was less terrible than those usually are.
>>69097993
God I want to pet those dogs
>there are people in this general RIGHT NOW who unironically believe Robert would lose to the mountain
These are the same people who masturbate to arya
>>69097722
You sound like a true faggot. Enjoy your women with unnatural man asses, pussy.
>>69098017
It's a disguised elephant
>>69098017
He probably has to get new ones regularly.
>>69097956
Bigger and stronger than any human could realistically be
Fantasy, giant blood, blah blah
This is a screenshot from Episode 10 of this season. Leaf has said that Bran will not stay in the cave forever. This doesn’t look like a vision because Bran looks slumped over on the horse, unable to fully support himself due to the paralysis. Where is he off to?
>>69098034
He wouldAnd I also masturbate to Arya but that's besides the point
What if the Doom of Valryia woke up The Others from their 8000 year slumber and it's also the reason magic is returning?
>>69098050
>be a Riverlands peasant
>see this
Wat do?
>>69098065
Dun dun dun
>>69098051
greywater watch
>>69097947
>Oberyn defeated him
>>69097997
we're not getting any lesbian action at all, are we? cersei and dany fucking their bedmaids
>>69097783
Robert "Keen on the Queen" Strong
>>69097970
Dude, just found another folder from 2011/12, dumping, enjoy
>>69098050
>Fantasy, giant blood
He suffers from gigantism. It's why he drinks all the time. He has nonstop migraines.
This is the tallest person to ever live at almost 9 feet tall.
>>69098034
Dunk>Robert>Mountain>Hound>Greatjon
>>69098065
There isn't any magic really, only singular miracles.
>>69098090
too hot for tv
>>69098054
It is confirmed though that Maise has the best feet
I'd love to lick her soles and suck her toes
>>69098081
>Others wake up because of feeling something in Valyria, 200 years prior to start of the series
>Something similar happened in Hardhome I bet because the incidents are kind of a like
I wouldn't be surprised if The Others are trying to stop The Faceless Men from repeating it again.
Does this mean Others confirmed for good guys who dun nothing wrong?
>>69098095
Is this the guy who used to light his cigars from lamp posts?
>>69098107
Just fucking jump off a building you cunt.
>>69098049
Still a tiny little regular warhorse wouldn't even be able to fight with him on it even if he was going to get a new one right away. Did Tywin's father also order the breeding of a special line of XXL horses?
>>69098095
He was also incredibly physically frail. The Mountain is like a bigger Shaq.
>>69098077
Tell him he's a big guy.
Hey guys. So I've only watched season 1, and like 2 episodes of season 2.
Should I bother with watching seasons 2-5 to understand the motives and the plot in season 6? If so, is there anywhere I can get a good HD torrent of all the seasons?
>>69098095
That guy died very young and was practically a cripple, though.
>>69098065
>What if the Doom of Valryia woke up The Others
What if they were the Doom?
>>69098077
>>69098136
Watch it until the S3 finale then drop the show
Also read the books
Normies reviewing GoT:
>NOBODY PREDICTED IT NOBODY SAW IT COMING JOHN SNOW IS BACK! ;P
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DfbSz9GwFA
>>69097615
Gold.
>>69098148
>he thinks the others caused the doom
>he doesn't realize it's the faceless men
Any leaks out for the next episode? Besides the obvious ToJ and Rickon being delivered to Ramsey
>>69098077
Call your friend davi to throw rocks at him
>>69098117
That reminds me; where DO whores go?
>>69098085
More like Oberyn lost the fight than Gregor won it. Him being so blaze about the Mountain with him on the ground was a dumb move but he had him finished.
>>69098175
>leaks
>literal shit that was in the trailer
>>69098095
Now show me a lanky fucker like that who is also the strongest man alive by far. They cant be, they can barely fucking walk
The mountains combined size and strength bring him into fantasy territory, which is okay
>>69098171
Just throwing theories at you. I have my own pet tehroy, but it's out there and I've never shared it.
>>69098136
The Mountain eats Tyrion.
>>69098165
Alright, thanks. I've read the first two books, but haven't gotten around to the third one yet. I've got the full set, but they're just collecting dust at this point.
>my name is bond, james bo-
>danish
>oh well
>>69097947
>Considering he always wears such heavy plate armor and wields such a massive sword it stands to reason he's slow.
The point of the mountain is that he's so fuckstrong that he can wear plate armour that's twice as thick as everyone else's, wield a two-handed sword in one hand and a fuckhuge shield with the other WITHOUT being slower than your average dude in regular plate armour wielding a regular sword and shield. What he's lacking in is SKILL, because he doesn't need it mowing down peasants when he's literally untouchable.
Oberyn survived as long as he did by using a spear to negate his reach and not wearing any armour at all to be more agile. Also he had a tiny copper shield that he used to blind the Mountain by reflecting the sun in his eyes whenever he could.
>>69097956
>he's like freak sized to the point that it leaves him in crippling pain
He's not in crippling pain because of his height. He's just got terrible migraines, likely because of a tumour causing the height/strength to begin with. They're not crippling, though. They just cause him to have a really terrible temper.
>>69097729
"muscled like a a maiden's fantasy"
sure, ned. a "maiden's" fantasy. not yours. whatever you say man.
>>69098182
still would
>>69098182
She looks like she might have nice feet
>>69098095
He's a big guy.
>>69097835
Ah, season 1 ...
>>69098204
I've already seen the first two episodes of season 6, so I know that Tyrion is alive and well.
>>69098206
The third one is considered by someplebsto be the best, so I'd recommend you give it a shot.
>>69098199
Fair enough.
>>69098209
>He's just got terrible migraines
Terrible migraines are pretty crippling. Doesn't he chug milk of the poppy just to stay functional?
>>69098168
Do they live in a fucking bubble?
>>69097640
i dont know whats worse, that belly or that face.
some hipster memes
>>69098017
He just gets really stocky strong-built horses and slavsquat on them to keep his legs off the ground.
Anyone else disspointed by the lack of diversity in Westeros, environment diversity I mean its a continent as long as South America and is in a latitude comparable to NA so it should have alot of different environments, but its just a boring bigger version of Britain.
>>69098199
Checkmate atheists
>>69098237
That's his brother Tirreon Targaryen, hence why he's fucking about in sand land.
>>69098254
He chugs milk of the poppy just so he doesn't ragefuck everybody to death within a mile.
It keeps him in a more stable, if still incredibly foul, mood.
>>69098291
Who's the Asian looking dude?
>>69098227
King Balon, I'm Crow's Eye
>>69097624
>posts 2 year old picture
>>69098291
Is that khal brogo to the left
>>69097809
>Easily. He is among the best fighters ever, in his prime.
except the test say the three best fighters in recent westerossi history are
Arthur Dayne
Jaime Lanister
Barrister Selmy
So robert should be no higher the 4th best
>>69097867
Lmao
>>69098096
Ser Duncan of the King's Guard beating Robert? Yeah it's a possibility. But Dunk as we've seen him in the books so far? Nah. Nowhere near the skill or strength to take on Bobby.
>>69098254
>milk of the poppy
This really irritates me. Just call it poppy-milk you fat fuck.
>i'm going to do some baking, better go buy some milk of the butter
>>69098291
Andre was only 7 feet
>>69098298
Tirraeon*
>>69098314
>>69098322
>not knowing who Wilt Chamberlain is
Underage please
>>69098328
didn't jaime say himself that he's terrified of the mountains strength and that he'd probably lose in a duel?
>>69097527
>Sunset found her snacking
Dont worry guys, season 5 was also shit but hard home was one of the best episodes in the series, and we actually have things to look forward to this time around
Cleganebowl
Arya rape scene
Sparrow massacre
Flashbacks
Olly Getting triple penetrated by thenns
>>69098345
7'4
The Mountain would still have six or so inches on him though which is fucking monstrous
>>69097867
>i';d like to try your little clam..;^)
>tfw the joke has no merit anymore since we all know shes not a child anymore
>>69098328
How does that contradict what I said?
>>69098051
>screenshot from Episode
does not look like screenshot dummy
>>69098282
I think the 'Britain' part came first, before the 'size of South America' part
>>69098077
start killing my fellow peasants in hopes he thinks its funny and passes me by
>>69098313
>ywn see a horse fucking dany;_;
>>69098338
I thought it was called Milk of the Puppy when Ned Stark first mentioned it in S1.
>>69098360
>Arya rape scene
She'll be Faceless'd as some other actress.
>>69098377
Does Essos have any deserts or is it just dry shrublands?
>>69098328
>jamie gets rekt by neddy
>retards still rate him
>>69098339
These are all terrible ...
>>69098385
>Milk of the Puppy
you stupid fucking bastard
>>69098369
Redditors still think shes a kid and always surprised to hear shes nearing 20
>>69097770
most of what he said was extremely obvious throughout the story.
>>69098371
The fourth-best fighter of the last 20 years is probably not among the best fighters of the entire last 8,000 years.
>>69098398
lol I know, I found 20 or 30 verticals, but keeping them for the next thread
>>69098338
I'm just using George's name for opium man. Don't get mad at me for his need to rename everything.
>>69098281
Seems like that would be shitty for fighting.
>>69098393
Red Waste negro
>>69098345
Giant Gonzales was 229cm
>>69098199
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Angus_MacAskill
here you go dubsman
>>69098360
Jon is going to forgive Olly and Thorne and send them to live on the wall to live out their lives
>>69098291
fucking manlets
WHEN
WILL
THEY
LEARN?
>>69098407
you seem to know a lot about redditors
>Only death can pay for life
LOL JUST KIDDING
>>69098422
Have you got any Inception ones
>olly the barely trained 12 year old lunging at the guy that killed like 15 people during their attack on the wall and destroyed his commander (thorne) in a 1v1 in a few seconds
Either olly actually has a pair of testicles or that was the worst writing I've seen since the last sand cunt scene
>>69098426
Red Waste is a volcanic plain not a desert.
>>69098291
Is that Arnold? lol holy shit
>>69098449
stannis died
DUH IDIOT
>>69098449
Which deaths paid for Berics numerous resurrections?
>>69097827
>People taking this metaphor as a literal admission that he is a mermaid
Goddamn, some people are stupid.
>>69097772
Lightbringer is not a sword. It's a person.
>>69098354
With one hand yea but intact he could defeat him.
>>69098282
You clearly don't live in Britain, Westeros is more varied than this shitty island I live on, all we have are hills and fields akin to the North/Riverlands.
Everything else is closely based around other parts of europe, The vale is like alpine france, Crownlands are Greek ect..
The only similarity is foreigners everywhere skimming along the english channel (narrow sea)
>>69098420
He is and the argument you are trying to make is not logical.
Pic for reference. I'd probably change it up a bit now, but too lazy to bother and it is still mostly true. I think Jamie deserves 3rd.
>>69098254
Not to him, though. Regular people having a terrible migraine will lie down in a dark room and want to die. They definitely wouldn't be able to function in battle. This dude just gets really fucking angry from it and decides to rape everyone in the dark room and then burn it to the ground before putting on his armour and riding off to fuck some other people up.
Sure, he's chugging milk of the poppy but that's also because his body has become accustomed to higher and higher constant doses, leaving him with the same headaches but chugging bigger amounts to take the edge off.
>>69098449
>Only death can pay for life
i thought that wasnt related to blood magic. that line was said by the many faced god dude.
>>69098442
Not him but I go on reddit as much as 4chan
>>69097585
Some of us actually aren't niggers.
>>69098434
jons going to come back cold as ice and with a fury of fire. The boys dead, the man rose from the grave.
>>69098498
>The only similarity is foreigners everywhere skimming along the english channel (narrow sea)
So the narrow sea is based on that? Wow the writer has shit imagination.
>>69098452
Most likely, but impossible to find to be honest.
>>69098282
Yeah, Dorne and King's Landing is totally like Britain.
>>69098434
I feel like Jon being who he is will offer them one last chance to fall back beneath his command but it's retarded if he does.
They are fucking traitors who killed him. He took of Slynt's head for a lot fucking less.
Has to kill them.
>>69098482
So azor ahai killed his wife with a dude to have that dude become a superweapon
If ANYTHING lightbringer is the nights watch and azor ahai abandoned his wife like all men of the watch must do in order to be strong
>>69098396
>jamie gets rekt by neddy
Jaime was toying with him. That's why he decks the jobber who stabs Ned.
SPOILERS
I have dozens of these ones but this is probably the only funny one
>>69098524
White women originally were thick but slimmed down when the fauna in Europe got less and less, what you see in Europe is evolution induced malnutrition but now white women are finally returning back to their estrogen shaped curvy bodies they had 30,000 years ago.
>>69098575
Post them
>>69098282
What?
The climate in Westeros ranges from dry desert in the south to arctic in the north.
>>69098567
>that chin
>>69098499
>Oberyn above Khal Drogo
Oberyn is one of my favorites but surely he gets defeated by Drogo.
The classic
>>69098575
>>69098567
>>69098537
>>69098422
>>69098394
>>69098339
these are all truly terrible posts. you should be ashamed
>>69098449
>Tfw they literally moved Melisandre burning Shireen to bring back Jon to Stannis burning his daughter because snowstorm. just because jews didnt like him
>>69098555
No, he put his penis inside his wife and she died giving birth.
>>69098567
Are you seriously going to post every piece of OC that was created in /got/ in alphabetic order?
Have the Boltons cleaned up the battlefield? Maybe all Stannis soldiers will become wights?
>>69098537
Post more facebook memes, pls. I'm loling hard right now.
>>69098593
Hardly worth it tbqhf
>>69098602
I remember those threads.
I think the conclusion was that wolf-dragon parity is something like 1:25 ratio
