Season 6 is the worst piece of shit ever edition
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>>69045577
I want a Leaf.
>>69051624
A FUCKING LEAF
I want a Maisie.
>suddenly everyone hates this guy
The fuck?
punished cersei edition
>OMG THE WHITE WALKERS ARE COMING
Ok but white walkers don't have ships and can't swim, so why don't we just take everyone in Westeros and move them to Essos?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAAp_luluo0
Thoughts about new Epic Rap Battles of History?
I want a season 1 Lancel.
>>69051599
I have about as much respect for this show as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
>>69051599
but didnt somebody of the cast or production say season 6 will be the best season evur?
>>69051599
>pushing you own meme agenda
The first episode was hot garbage but the second was salvageable. It's not time to say it's even as bad as S5 yet, stop being autistic.
>>69050890
Daario Naharis - Learned to change faces from the Faceless Men or does something similar to how Melissandre looks young
The Mountain/Gregor Clegane/Robert Strong - Looks pretty similar, though in Season 2 he was slimmer, just say he lost weight then gained it back
Bloodraven/Three-Eyed Raven - Shaved
Tommen Baratheon - grew up
Leaf - The Children can disguise themselves as human children via their magic and shit
Myrcella Baratheon - grew up
Beric Dondarion - looks similar enough, explanation not necessarily needed
Rickard Karstark - Not named onscreen until recast IIRC, no need for explanation.
Joss Stilwood - shaved his beard sometime between Season 1 and Season 4
Lothar Frey - Fattened up a little
Lord of Bones - Explanation not needed
>>69051624
All I can think of with that hair is pic related.
>>69051599
It's literally better than season 5 so far and a lot of the complaints are autistic Linda-tier nitpicking.
Dorne and Roose are literally the only actual complaints
>tfw you realize Bravos is actually really far north but warm
NO NOW IT ANTS!
>>69051643
How can anyone still find her attractive after seeing this?
>>69051688
>tfw Braavos becomes the first city in Essos to get rekt by White Walkers
>>69051645
>suddenly
15 years of procrastination and 2 awful books does that do your fanbase
I guess its difficult to understand when youre a newfag
>>69051663
Yeah, Dab and Dabid.
>>69051683
to be fair the first episode was not that entertaining, not like there was a specific thing wrong with most of the plots I just didn't get that into it. 2nd episode was good tho
>>69051700
She looks like Paul McCartney with downs
Rate the books and seasons.
AGOT: 9/10
ACOK:8.5/10
ASOS:10/10
AFFC:7.5/10
ADWD:6/10
Season 1:9/10
Season 2:8.5/10
Season 3:8/10
Season 4:8/10
Season 5:6/10
Season 6:so far 6/10
I have about as much respect for Game of Thrones as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is SJW. It is Walter White. I am seething.
>>69051700
Fuck me, Sophie Turner looks awful, wtf??
>>69051674
>but the second was salvageable.
DUDE KINSLAYING
Literally everyone who's been killed this season has been because of someone they are related to. It's becoming a literal joke. Someone dies and gets replaced and that's basically what's been going on.
>tfw you finally know where casterly rock is
>was able to beat several armed Ironborn, whom according to Yara were part of the 50 best killers of the iron islands, while being shirtless with 2 daggers
>Yara and the 5 armed Ironborn standing around shirtless Ramsay, who's fondling his keys, decides to run away from a couple of dogs, after sailing all the way around Westeros, and not just kill Ramsay while they're at making the Ironborn invasion, which is the main mission of the Greyjoy's, a lot easier
>managed to marry Sansa even though he's a complete psychopath
>managed to infiltrate Stannis' camp with "20 good men" and burn all their supplies, food and kill all their horses while disappearing without anyone noticing even though Davos was able to recall that "20 men were seen"
>managed to beat "one of Westeros finest commanders" according to Littlefinger
>managed to kill his own father and still get the support of the Karstarks even though the Karstark guy hated Robb for killing his father but that doesn't apply to Ramsay
>Walda being so naive that she follows Ramsay into the dog kennel even though she supposedly hasn't seen Roose for hours
>managed to secure his claim by killing Walda and baby Roose even though there were probably hundreds of bolton/frey witnesses on the courtyard who saw Walda walking in to the kennel and 20 seconds later screaming
>probably still has the support of the Freys even though Walder lost his foothold in the North
I'm pretty sure I'm forgetting something here.
But there's something to be said about Ramsey's plot-armor and it's ridiculous to the point where all the characters around him suffer from it.
>>69051727
same except 6/10 for FFC (jamie's chapters are 10/10)
5/10 for DWD
>>69051708
I wonder what made them belive that, or was it just a PR talk
Season 1:9.5/10
Season 2:8/10
Season 3:8.5/10
Season 4:7/10
Season 5:4/10
Season 6:so far 2/10
>>69051657
as they come south it will get colder, and then the narrow sea will freeze
AFFC and ADWD have some of the best written chapters of the series, the problem is it's a clusterfuck because George doesn't know what he wanted to do and some of the chapters are a pain to read through.
Ramsay: Nobel Father + Peasant mother. Born out of Wedlock.
The Baby: Nobel Parents and will also have Freys support.
That's why Ramsay killed the baby, it's a threat to his claim.
>>69051599
So why didn't the Snakes just kill Jaime if Doran was apparently powerless and hated by everyone in Dorne?
>>69051741
Ramsey is a comic book teir villain at this point. There is literally no one who can stop him taking over Westeros now.
>tfw you realize why it's impossible for dany to control uprisings
>>69051727
AGOT: 9/10
ACOK: 9/10
ASOS: 10/10
AFFC: 6.5/10
ADWD: 8/10
Season 1: 10/10
Season 2: 7/10
Season 3: 7/10
Season 4: 8/10
Season 5: 4/10
Season 6: so far 7/10
>>69051752
I enjoyed AFFC far more on my reread(seeing Cersei descend into madness is great and Jaime is amazing) and if it wasn't for Theon in DWD then it would be a 4/10. Honestly they were among the best chapters that GRRM wrote.
>>69051757
you have really really shit taste
>>69051735
The way they handled Roose's death was shit, but if you think Ramsay isn't going to kill him in the books too, you're out of your mind.
Roose is too competent, too legitimate a threat. Like Tywin, they have to kill him or the good guys won't have achance.
>>69051727
AGOT: 8/10
ACOK: 8.5/10
ASOS: 9/10
AFFC: 8.5/10
ADWD: 7.5/10 (Reek chapters are 10/10)
Season 1: 9/10
Season 2: 7.5/10
Season 3: 8.5/10
Season 4: 8/10
Season 5: 5.5/10
Season 6: So far 7.5/10
>>69051741
they need him for the pre-finale, when jon defeats ramsay and then goes on to team up with dany to defeat the others.
Season 1 was garbage
>>69051789
>That's why Ramsay killed the baby
>it's a threat to his claim
I HAD NO IDEA!
>>69051752
damn i almost forgot how great jaime was in that otherwise terrible book
>>69051789
You don't fucking say
>>69051755
Because it has the most happenings and twists to shock the audience. And since they don't have to follow the books anymore they can write these as lazily and nonsensical as possible.
>>69051757
>season 4 7/10
>fooking legend
>shirtless ramsay charges a shield wall
Absolutely awful taste
>>69051688
>tfw there is a probably some kind of ocean current that keeps Braavos warm just like North Atlantic current warms Europe from Siberian continental iceages
then again this is a fantasy world and everything can also be explained by
>MAGIC
>>69051854
Some morons in this board doesn't get it though.
>>69051841
I know right, it didn't even have dragons.
What were D&D thinking?
so is Euron really full of shit? is he actually a magic badass pirate/viking or just a smooth talking faggot?
>>69051700
Maisie herself looks fine in this photo though? Its Dany on the right who needs some more photoshop
>>69051755
I mean, what? Seriously?
They get paid if HBO continues to order seasons, why would they just say "this season fucking sucks" you'd have to be fucking stupid to believe an actor when they say "this newest season is the best yet!"
Face it, it all went down hill when Tywin died.
>>69051831
Yes Ramsay will get killed eventually.
But it's undeniable that the damage is already done.
It's not just Ramsay's character, it's all the characters around him.
Because Ramsay doesn't just succeed by being a mastermind, he succeeds by having really stupid and naive opponents which really dumbs down this show as a whole.
Jon 11/10
Daenerys 10/10
Sandsnakes 8/10
Davos 8/10
Melisandre 6/10
Jamie 7/10
Cersei 10/10
Tommen 9/10
Ramsay 11/10
Varys 10/10
Tyrion 15/10
Grey Worm <3/10
Robert Strong 10/10
Sansa 9/10
Reek 3/10
Euron 10/10
Hodor Hodor/Hodor
Bran 5/10
here is my objective character ranking I hope you guys enjoy :3
btw, has anyone tried the ck2 GOT mod?
is it any fun? I'm bored and might want to try it.
what House should I play?
>>69051906
(You)
![hqdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/vNPVGL5.jpg "hqdefault[1].jpg")
>>69051624
for some reason she reminds me of the cocoa elf from the santa clause.
>>69051844
Jaime's inner monologue is great in the 4th book.
>"Do you know what honor is?"
>A Horse.
>"I’m the queen o' whores"
>No, my sweet sister holds that title too.
>>69051727
AGOT: 80%
ACOK: 76%
ASOS: 90%
AFFC: 72%
ADWD: 75%
Season 1: 7/10
Season 2: 7/10
Season 3: 5/10
Season 4: 6/10
Season 5: 2/10
Season 6 so far: 2/10
>>69051906
davos and robert strong (get hype) are the only correct ones
>>69051906
first day on 4chan? because this is the shittiest bait ive ever seen
>>69051914
It's pretty fun, loads of cool events if you pick the big houses
Honestly Dany's start in the AFFC time is pretty fun, you get a lot of choice on what to do and heaps of neat events
Stannis during the ACOK is good too, you can win the Battle of Blackwater ez pz
>>69051899
Well, the scene was good. What followed not so much. The religious cult taking over is a good plot line though. Like everything else it suffers from not moving fast enough.
lord cuckstark's shamefur dispray
fuckin dropped
1/01
>>69051906
>Euron 10/10
In the book, but the actor doesn't fit.
>Jon 11/10
more like Azor/Ahai
>Melisandre 6/10
10/10 tits
>Jamie 7/10
The only character keeping the show alive now
I don't care about the others anymore.
>ctrl+f
>you
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>>69051856
But there was no shock nor twist so far, because there was no build up.
I can only imagine how confused average normies were. They had already forgotten everything about Ironborn and suddently there was a new character they knew nothing about killing the guy they might have seen before somewhere. I bet they were shocked.
>>69051727
AGOT: 10/10
ACOK:9.5/10
ASOS:9.5/10
AFFC: 9.5/10
ADWD: 10/10
So obviously I think ASOIAF is a huge masterpiece.
I will try to rate the seasons based on how well they captured the general feel of the books to me. I read Game in 2003 so I have no nostalgia for Season 1 or anything.
Season 1:7/10
Season 2:7/10 (dogshit but great individual episodes)
Season 3:5/10
Season 4:6/10 (great finale tho)
Season 5:7/10 (first half is great and hardhome is great)
Season 6:so far 6/10
So the series is fucking dogshit to me in comparison to the books but actually on it's own I appreciate it and enjoy it for those moments that capture the books.
>>69051789
This is entirely inconsistent with the precident of legitimization in GRRM's feudal universe.
Yes, it's the show's logic, but it's also fucking retarded. And Roose specifically says (multiple times) that Ramsay is his heir
>>69051970
Here, take another one
tfw you realize dany has no chance of getting across the narrow sea
Post characters who will die this season
>>69051892
>autism
>>69051901
>>69051741
Exactly why I hate him so much.
He doesn't succeed because he's that good.
He succeeds because others are that dumb.
>>69051976
>I read Game in 2003
I feel bad for you. Anyone here started to read them when they first came out?
>>69051889
I personally think that he is NOT full of shit, but Martin wants you to realize that under his all-powerful veneer he's just another dude. A smart and capable one yeah but not a supernatural hyper badass.
Basically yeah he's a big threat, yeah he will probably fuck shit up in Winds, is he an anime character? Not really.
>>69051983
Freys won't be happy. Walder wants his own grandson to be Lord Bolton.
>>69051987
He's basically the "Literally who" of politicians in Westeros.
>>69051971
>But there was no shock nor twist so far, because there was no build up.
Well yeah, that's the lazy and nonsensical part.
>>69051936
propably the only thing AFFC is worth rereading for
>season 1 conspiracy to tear the kingdom apart, takes several viewings to really understand
>season 2 - 3 build up to red wedding, takes several viewings to really understand
>season 4 season 3 leftovers, a few highlights worth rewatching
>season 5-6 lame and tediously straightforward fan-service revenge plots and such, painful to rewatch
>>69051823
Ramsay killing Roose is almost impossible and the book isn't setting Roose up for a death brought on by his bastard son that is deathly afraid of him. Roose will die, but in the event he isn't actually a fucking skin-changing vampire, it'll probably come from being frozen death held up inside winterfell
>>69051889
Probably a bit of both. He's surrounded by tons of odd people and we know for certain he has captured Warlocks on his ship. The only thing that really casts doubts on Euron's claims is his self-proclaimed erratic behaviour. If you believe Euron actually found a dragon egg there's no fucking way he actually tossed it off his ship, so then is he lying about finding the dragon egg? What does he have to gain from lying about an unhatched egg? Euron is just completely bizarre and his truths may be even more bizarre than his lies.
>>69051901
>he succeeds by having really stupid and naive opponents
So much this.
The characters around him really do questionable things around Ramsay which allows him to do stuff which shouldn't have been possible in the first place
>escaping death during Yara's infiltration
I'm fine with Ramsay succeeding even though it's very lame but having all the characters around him being dumbed down because of it, is a really lame way of storytelling.
>>69051987
I pray to all the old gods and the new to let this happen
>>69051889
>is he actually a magic badass pirate/viking or just a
this one
People think he might lying based on his threat to Rodrik the Reader after he calls him out and asks if he really went to Valaryia and other places. I always took that as more Euron just trying to put the Reader in his place since Harlaw is more or less the second most powerful Ironborn House.
He clearly has been away pirating for a long time, which just surviving that lifestyle for years is a tough job. He also has a crew of "mongrels" he had to have picked up somewhere, not just in Tyrosh or Lys raiding the stepstones, but from far away places. Obviously he also has the horn, and no matter what it actually does it is clearly magic, so he's probably telling the truth about Valaryia as well. Then, he also captures the Warlocks, who were on their way to Slaver's Bay from Quarth to get revenge on Dany, so he at least he's been that far east.
>>69052048
i used to watch every episode twice but now don't even care to watch it at all
>>69052005
I read game when sometime during march of 1999. I've grown old waiting for Barristan to draw his sword and fuck shit up- I then got to watch him die on the show doing nothing.
>no sneks
>no dany
>qt lyanna
>based zombie mountain
>based Max Von Sydow
overall 8/10 episode would watch again
Wait what is this pic? Why are the Tyrell soldiers wearing the same armor as Dayne and the Kingsguard? Did they run out of budget?
>tfw bran aged 30 years in his vision cave
>>69052073
Some fans speculate that Euron sold the dragon egg to the Faceless Men in exchange for an assassin to kill Balon. It's the popular theory
Crackpot Preston Jacobs thinks it was the Mallisters behind Balon's death because prophecy is bullshit
>>69052159
It clearly has a different pattern on it, genius. Plate mail tends to look like that anyway.
>>69052073
>Ramsay killing Roose
Actually Roose was poisoned by his enemies.
>>69052159
It's not the same just very very similar. Also I assume this Whent to the left of him.
>>69052109
He probably wont.
Alliser's actor interview:
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/live-feed/game-thrones-alliser-thorne-actor-889305
>What's the next step for Alliser Thorne?
>Coming to peace with Jon Snow. That's quite something, if you think about it, coming to peace and understanding with Jon Snow. I can't say more than that.
Which may come to 2 things.
He dies >coming to peace
Or Jon remains his boring honorable self and do nothing to the guys who killed him which is really a shame.
>>69051727
the books are all 1/10s and anyone who disagrees is uncultured swine who hasn't read a piece of real literature in their lives
>>69052176
It's hard to believe that Euron would need a faceless man to kill Balon and that he would deem Balon's life to be worth that much.
I mean, it makes sense in that he knew he would never be able to hatch the egg and that his plans involve a REAL dragon, but at the same time a dragon egg alone could buy Euron armies and countless, none-faceless men assassins.
>>69052216
I'm guessing it's Gerold Hightower. We're getting Oldtown this season after all.
>>69051624
>shitting behind that rock.
i'm hard.
>>69052176
why are euron fanboys so cringey
>>69052262
Certainly isn't an excuse for the show to follow that trend.
>>69052262
Nobody reads the books for the prose m8, they read it for the intricate plot
And really, that just makes it more embarrassing when the dialogue D&D lifts from the books is worse than their own dialogue.
>>69052020
I hope he gets raped or something.
>>69052301
>they read it for the intricate plot
why don't you just read the wiki then?
you'll have a better experience than having to suffer through grrm's awful excuse for "prose"
>>69052301
>AFFC and ADWD
>plot
lmaoing at your excuses
>>69052301
better than* their own dialogue
whoops
>Story flowed here like wine in a very satisfying chapter filled with death and resurrection.
:^/ Did it really?
>>69051688
why would you assume it's warm there? Essos isn't one giant desert, dumbass
>>69052262
Yeah but Fitzgerald has some of the best prose I've ever read. Literally reads like butter melting off the page.
GRRM isn't a fantastic writer; his descriptions are often flat and uninspired. He has however, managed to create a world with a deeply coloured history and one with political strife rather than just your typical high-fantasy bullshit.
>>69052325
Yes. The lack of plot and focus on characters just dicking around in those two books is why everyone agrees they're the worst in the series.
>>69052266
Well Euron was banished, so it's not like he could waltz in until Balon was dead. And he and his crew couldn't storm Pyke and kill Balon themselves. He also needed to look like and accident. Some amateur assassin would probably fuck up and then EVERYONE will think Euron did it, the faceless men are pretty discrete.
The dragon Egg doesn't do Euron much good at all, he can't hatch it, and selling it to buy sellswords of dubious loyalty is a bit riskier than getting men to follow you because you are King. Euron wanted the Iron Fleet for his plan to get Dany's dragons anyway.
>>69052329
lol where is this from?
![Titan-810x456[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9K6x2n1.jpg "Titan-810x456[1].jpg")
>>69052331
looks pretty warm to me retard
So now that Davos encouraged Melisandre to use her magic ater a while, is he going to encourage her to make more shadowbaby's?
It's the first time he wanted her to use some god damn magic for his own gains so why stop while she's at it?
threadly reminder
better yet, filter
>>69052370
The "reception" heading of the wiki entry for the episode, in some IGN review.
>inb4 lol IGN
>>69051802
she has nothing to do with Qarth anymore. It's just slaver's bay for her.
New Preston
>>69052418
>his own gains
u wot m8? the realm needed a true king
>>69052267
This guy was spotted in the fight scene along with the actor who played Dayne and young Ned so unless they made Hightower a lot younger I am guessing he plays Whent.
>>69052429
Is he gonna sperg out?
Wait that's all he does
>>69052429
liar
>>69052342
I would suck Fitzgerald's cock desu he writes like an angel given a pen
Sometimes his sentences don't even really make that much sense, but he's got this impossible quality where you understand the feeling he's conveying perfectly. It's kind of incredible
>this guy gets cast
>"wow he looks so froglike and related to Jojen, he must be a young Howland Reed!"
>it's fucking Ned Stark
http://watchersonthewall.com/robert-aramayo-joins-the-cast-of-game-of-thrones/
>>69052460
Not a fan of Preson but his "previously on" is kinda funny though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IjFrn4S1H4k
>>69052429
>this sperg is now fucking roleplaying different characters on his videos
Who the fuck watches this garbage AND even forces it here?
>>69052486
Nigger what
>>69052515
>i hope you remember how to use that axe
>i remember how
>stab
>dead
>>69051889
theres the feast scene after they take the shields, where euron just runs off from the table when his captains disagree with him
>>69052216
Oh shit that's Woodes Rogers from Black Sails.
>>69052515
why is he so butthurt?
>>69052542
>he doesn't like Preston
Raus
>>69052515
his "previously on" legit makes me think he shitposts on /got/
>>69052590
Of course he does, who do you think keeps posting his videos here
>>69052590
Preston is a bro
>>69052515
>that fucking areo part
*unsheathes flaying knives*
tch... who wants to become dog food next, fools...
>>69052364
>needs it to look like an accident
>shows up the very next day to claim the Seastone Chair
>>69052411
Isn't Bravos called the hidden city or some shit like that because it's always under a heavy mist?
>>69052623
*reek teleports behind u*
you about to get reekt, son...
>>69052262
Maybe it's because I'm not a native speaker but that excerpt of The Great Gatsby just reads.... bad
where did the wildlings come from when they broke in to castle black?
>>69052669
>likes GRRM
>thinks fitzgerald is bad
you're just a pleb, no matter what your language is
or you're a subhuman europoor who will never understand american literature
IS dayne the guy with two swords? It will be so gay if there is no dawn.
>>69052667
arent u forgetting something idiot... heh...
*dogs appear all around u and my shirt burns off my eyes glow brite and i laugh evilly*
its over for u... like it was over for my stupid dad...
>that chad sequence in the new Preston vid
>>69052725
kill yourself preston
>Quentyn in asoiaf isn't alive
>Quentyn aka Bradamante on 4chan isn't dead
the gods are cruel
>>69052707
>dawn
>and dusk
>>69052744
Prestonhater leave
>>69052712
whoa.... impressive...
hah... but not really...
if I'm goin' down... you goin down with me!!!
*shoots crossbows at u*
So wtf are they doing? Their apparent Lord is literally off in the riverlands with a man known to have turned "outlaw" and they can't even bother to send out some men to get him back? Then a member of their cadet branch is on Dorne's most wanted and they don't aren't even in Sunspear with an explanation?
>>69052676
did u see the last season?
>>69051700
> These are 10s in Bristol
>>69052788
who are you talking about
>>69052804
i just dont remember
>>69052515
Kek, he is funny at times its like just like shitposting in /got/
>Disney hires you to make a 120 minutes long Kino adaptation of Game of Thrones that encompasses all of the important story elements and has a clear start and finish
what's the script gonna be like, lad?
>>69052819
DAYNE
(Eddard is with the brotherhood, Darkstar is dorne's most wanted)
>>69052707
He does have Dawn it's just a long sword now.
>>69052854
You mean Edric.
>>69052864
And the other sword is Dusk
>>69052756
DABID
A
B
I
D
>>69052775
*fuck off i burst into shadows and it turns out it was just one of my 20 good clones*
pscht... i guess ur alright for stinking meat....
but take this...!!!
*my dog peels off its skin and it was a snad snake all along!!!*
no! how...?!?!
>>69052411
confirmed newfag
bravos is cold as shit, this shit is explicitly mentioned in the books and the whole case for lemon tree-gate
>>69052676
the same teleport used by Brienne
Will we get Sansa and Jon reunion in next episode?
>>69051645
Ah, that's why he wears the hat.
>>69052904
DABID
>>69052931
top slags
D
DABID WHAT
WHAT IF
DABID
WHAT IF ARTHUR PAIN
D
DABID WHAT IF ARTHUR PAIN
HAD DAWN
AND DUSK
AND MIDDAY
AND MIDNIGHT
D
DABID WHAT IF
WHAT IF HE HAD 4 SWORDS DABID
>>69052788They work for Darkstar
>>69052990
I am the Sword of the 24 Hours
>>69052915
betcha didn't see that one comin' HUH
*a giant flaming axe falls from the sky right into my hands and I swing it left and right with ease even tho I look very thin and weak, also my hair turn slightly red and it glows like a flame but only when you look closely so it's not obnoxious and gay and transparent golden fiery armor appears on my body*
I'm hungry... I hope you'll make a tasty kebab friendo...
>>69051674
Wait what? Not as bad s5 eh? S6 ep1 is worse than all of s5 combined why because sandsnekd
Didn't watch the last two eps, did Theon get his cock back yet?
>>69052990
>not 12 swords
>one for every hour on the clock
>>69053041
Figuratively I shupposhe.
>>69051792
Because D&D didn't think that far ahead.
>>69052990
>"and this is my Valyrian steel dagger, Tea Time!"
>>69052990
What does he call his cock?
>>69052864
"Make it stop ned, it hurts"
>>69051792
Because the deaths at the end of S5 and beginning of S6 were only done to thin out certain subplots. The logic of why those deaths happened was secondary to the need to eliminate characters.
What is the Maesters endgame?Stagnating technology?
>>69052570
He's a book purist and a conspiracy theorist. It makes for a potent butthurt mix.
>>69053016
ugh......
*stabs the snad snake and uses old snow magic i read about that one time when my stupid dad told me off and i ran away into the library (but not to cry shut up i just plotted ok) to freeze her and turns her into a huge massive snow mace and i laugh evilly again ice winges unflodid weapon driping with blood*
chill out, maggot.... hah... im not done yet......
(i guess this really is a song of ice and fire haha)
>>69053041
Practically yes he enlisted in the Iron Fleet because Victarion is cut and he takes his place, so Moqorro sets it up for him to get volcano cock next episode
>>69051688
>but warm
dear god no
it is cold and stormy as fuck
it was literally just some shitty rocks that a bunch of runaway slaves used to hide from the big strong Valyrians
>>69052949
Just look at that other KG taking a breather so Dayne can 4v1 the Northmen. What a chump.
So why the fuck has Davos changed his mind about black magic? Throughout the books and first 5 seasons he can't stand Mel or her powers, and then he begs her to use them?
And why does Brienne say there was "a man" with Arya? Why not say his name? Sansa knows TheHound, she may even be reassure to know her sister is with a renowned bad-ass.
>>69053142
Its true. It does.
Is Arya doing anal with Jaqen this season? It's my favourite chapter in A Feast for Crows
>>69053179
And Dayne already has blood on Dawn so it looks like Whent maybe killed one northernman at most.
>>69051727
AGOT: 9/10
ACOK:7/10
ASOS:10/10
AFFC:2/10
ADWD:4/10
Season 1:10/10
Season 2:7/10
Season 3:9/10
Season 4:9/10
Season 5:7/10
Season 6:so far 1/10
>>69052590
its so effective because he knows he doesn't even need to comment on these snippets, the show damns itself without the need to point it out.
>>69053009
tell me about darkstar!
>>69053163
Wait, what?
Theon is now Victarion?
>>69053222
>Season 6 so far
>somehow far worse than season 5
>>69051599
TOJ Ned is gonna suck so much, id rather see sean bean again FUCK
>>69053196
Don't you like the spoilers for season 7?
The Valyrians must have some secret history with the Others. It always came off as weird to me how they seem to care about these prophesied heroes when almost everyone we meet in the books considers them and the long night pretty much the stuff of myth and legend.
Anyone else feel the same? I mean the Valyrians were apparently not even around for the Long Night, much less the Targs. There has to be something going on there.
>>69053250
Isn't that Yara's role?
>>69053250
Asha has the Victarion storyline. She's in Volantis in one of the trailers.
>>69053192
>Is Arya doing anal with Jaqen this season
hope so
>>69053250
Nah, Asha is victarion. She's seen lesbianing it up with some whores in Volantis in the trailers.
Considering how off the rails from the book DnD have gone, what do you think of this idea?
>Ramsay killed Bolton
>Some courtier gets to Walda to warn her
>She leaves the castle, runs home
>The Frey become the head of an internal rebellion among Bolton's vassals to protect Roose's legitimate heir and to not have a psychopath for a king
Personally I think that'd be better than Ramsay inviting Walda and babby for tea and then killing them.
>>69053250
>>69053289
Will she marry Daenerys?
Will she be going after the dragon horn?
>>69053041
He's meeting a cock merchant next week.
>>69053277
I think they were just the most technologically advance civilization. Like significantly more advanced.
Why didn't the Mountain just wear this?
>tfw the Greatjon's never coming back
Fuck you Dabid
>>69053325
Well the way the past two seasons have gone I'm sure adding gay marriage into the world won't be too far a stretch.
>>69053253
yeah, it is. This season has been a fucking trainwreck
>That entire fucking Dorne scene
>teleporting sneks
>"hilarious" quipping
>OP Brienne and all womyn characters in general
>teleporting hounds
>Davos' inexplicable obsession with Jon
>CIA effectively been cut
>turning Ramsey and Euron into Disney villains
>Jons fucking shithouse revival. Literally not even a sacrifice of some kind
They need the ToJ to save this season
>>69053353
Wasn't proper plate armor a late medieval thing?
Maybe westeros isnt as advanced
you have 10 seconds to name
>best scene of the season so far
>worst scene of the season so far
>best le epic quip of the season so far
>best le random death of the season so far
>>69053293
HOLY SHIT THATS AERO HOBBIES LITTERALLY A BLOCK AWAY FROM MY HOUSE WHAT THE FUCK I COULD HAVE MET MAISE WHAT THE FU CK
>>69053387
Well that is very late plate armor, it's Henry the 8's tournament armor, but there have been way better armors shown in the show than what the mountain wore.
>>69053353
>podricksarmor.jpg
>>69053393
>>best scene of the season so far
Bran
>>worst scene of the season so far
Dorne
>>best le epic quip of the season so far
"don't eat the help"
>>best le random death of the season so far
Balon. Atleast it was semi-canon (apart from Euron actually killing him himself)
>>69053387
No they have proper plate in the books they just changed it for the show.
>>69053442
>(apart from Euron actually killing him himself)
that might have happened in the books too desu
>>69053393
>best scene of the season so far
opening scene of ep1
>worst scene of the season so far
teleporting sandsnakes
>best le epic quip of the season so far
cock
>best le random death of the season so far
Bragging guy from Fleabottom killed by Robert Strong
>In episode 3 we discover Lyanna is Jon's Mother
>Eddard still the father
Post yfw
>>69053393
>Best scene
Jaime in the sept
>Worst scene
Dorne
>Best le epic quip
we wont be sailing to westeros anytime soon
>best le random death
That guy wun wun killed
>>69053487
Nah, his ship pulled into Lordsport the day after Balon died so unless Euron teleports, it wasn't his hand who did the deed
Most likely one of those Faceless Women
>>69053502
Bingewatched GoT for a week and now I have to go from 8 episodes a day to watching it once a week. I feel so empty /tv/
>>69053475
>armpit protection
>mitten gauntlets
I wish the show had a higher budget and someone who actually knew armor help design them
WHO
DO
i
ROOT
FOR
FUCK
JON
>>69053442
Balon's death was great. The mood was right, it was in an iconic location.
Imagine if D&D had come up with the death.
>Balon in the quarters he's always in
>"Euron, brother, I'm so pleased you've returned home"
>"it's good to be home brother"
>they smile
>pause
>Euron stabs Balon with a knife
>"I paid the iron price brother "
>yara is in the room but doesn't react
>Balon bleeds out on the floor
>>69053527
D...do you have a life?
>>69053524
So why is Jaime's hair always shit now? Surely his nice season 1 locks would have grown back by now several times over
>>69051662
>it is tarantino
What the fuck is wrong with Tarantino? Fuck off, you are not welcome here.
>>69053527
yeah that sucks but I filled the void by reading the books after I finished the show
Who will die first: Ram-Ram or Tom-Tom?
>>69053521
>>69053487
They can still make up for it if real Euron has eye patch, so you know the one on bridge was an imposter.
Does it piss anyone else off how they've sort of half-assed the "cold open for each season" thing?
>Season 1: Cold Open with the Night's Watch
>Season 2: Nothing
>Season 3: Cold Open following the attack on the Fist of the First Men
>Season 4: Cold Open showing the Ice being reforged into Lannister swords
>Season 5: Cold Open showing Cersei Prophecy
>Season 6: Nothing
Like come the fuck on, be consistent.
>>69053544
Yeah I thought so as well
Was Euron wearing an eye patch? I couldn't tell, the left side of his face seemed to be completely blacked out
Would it be too cliché to get Euron to wear the eye patch? They can't call him The Crows Eye unless he does
>>69053393
>best scene of the season so far
The ending credits
>worst scene of the season so far
Every scene outside of the credits and opening.
>best le epic quip of the season so far
Nothing
>best le random death of the season so far
Nothing
I AM THE KINGSMOOT
>>69053502
>>69052515
Preston is based
>>69053530
>>69053475
Know any TV shows or movies that did armor well?
>>69053556
I kind of wish they had kept Tommen a little kid. I think it's a more interesting power dynamic having a kitten-loving-child king get manipulated by different people, and the aged-up Tommen isn't that interesting.
>>69053560
wtf is a cold open
>>69053557
>so you know the one on bridge was an imposter.
except Balon recognised him so that wouldn't make any sense at all
>>69051688
Westeros is located in the Southern Hemisphere you retard
Other than Roose dying, what was the problem with episode 2?
>>69053475
>No they have proper plate in the books
Source?
And I dont mean some kind of plated armor, I mean the kind this guy posted >>69053353, really advanced shit
