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>>69006216
when's the next white walker scene?
>>69006216
I was betting 500 roubles that John will stay dead and they resurected them, damn jews.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107322/
How was the episode 2, lads?
RIP sweet prince
When you play the game of continuity you get the bad pussy or you die.
considering how roose is portrayed as a long term smart thinker, why didn't HE have ramsay killed after the birth of his son?
>>69005885
>Can someone please tell me why Ramsay killed Roose Bolton?
Because D&D are talentless hacks?
Of course GRRM also fucks up, when he has Roose state that Ramsay will kill any kids he has with Fat Walda, ignoring that Ramsay has been legitimized and thus is the _legal_ heir to House Bolton regardless of any kids Roose may have later.
>>69004827
>>69004900
>>69006289
>it's a forced unsubtle diversity episode
>>69006216
>Roose: What is this... What are you doing, my son?
>Ramsay: Succeeding you, father.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBn8RB2kxRk
>>69006254
Next episode.
The night's king stares out at the wall, and then the night's princess comes behind him and backstabs him. Every white walker then rallies behind their new leader with no reservations at all about following a kinslayer/betrayer.
>>69006289
fuck continuity nigger i'm glad they changed her look
much better now
>>69006254
Episode 3
Am I the only one that thinks the writing is getting more and more American? (dumb, simplistic, forced comic elements, etc)
Why?
>think resurrecting the dead would be a very long and complex process that requires major setup and maybe even some human sacrifices
>lul nope just a few shitty chants and that's it xD
What a shitfest that turned out to be.
>>69006289
what the fuck is going on with them? arent they the CHILDREN of the forest?
Notice how both Doran's death and Roose's death were written the exact same way?
This is the power of D&D&D
only good part of the episode desu
>it's a the night's watch and hold their bows for hours episode
>it's a Tyrion references Varys' dickless crotch episode
>It's a Tyrion risks his life episode
>it's a Ramsay doesn't hold Roose' wife hostage episode
![Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_15.37_[2016.05.02_02.20.13].png](https://i.imgur.com/QyanES8.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_15.37_[2016.05.02_02.20.13].png")
I don't get it. Is he a gorilla? Is he mutated? Just spoil it for me pham
>>69006342
you are children of your parents too
>>69006316
better screencap for you, warcraftbro
>>69006311
oh my fucking god
HIGH TEST
>>69006353
Hes dead mountain
>>69006329
>am i the only one
dumb bookfag fishing for (you)s, here have one on the house nigger
>>69006335
it was already done like two seasons ago
>>69006353
He's a Space Marine.
>>69006311
My dick wishes that's what she looked like/
>>69006353
He's a reanimated corpse.
>>69006311
>Walda Bolton on vacation
wtf, this one looks amazing
>>69006329
>tyrion's every second sentence is a dick joke
>>69006289
second looks better imo
>>69006283
>no 0 option
>a 10 option
If you think any 0 vote would just be meme'ers, why don't you think the same of a 10 vote?
No one with more than 1 digit IQ can think any episode is a 10/10 since last season.
>>69006291
You fucking MORON. All Thoros does is LITERALLY SAY FUCKING WORDS IN THE SHOW AND BOOK.
Fucking stop being a fucking sperg and at least fucking find the right things to fucking nitpick about.
I am Lord Bolton.
>>69006353
It's the Mountain.
>>69006342
they have decided to use the same actress each year so no, they are soon to be the university undergraduates of the forest
Did anyone in the north actually like roose?
>>69006380
???
>>69006439
me :3
>>69006419
can someone explain the final panel of this comic?
>>69006353
He's JUST
>>69006289
Looks like an asian monkey woman. Damn I'd fuck her.
Lady Walda, I'm Lord Bolton
![Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_32.57_[2016.05.02_03.16.35].png](https://i.imgur.com/IlmmurR.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E02 1080i HDTV MPEG2 DD5.1-CtrlHD.ts_snapshot_32.57_[2016.05.02_03.16.35].png")
>>69006367
even better one
>>69006400
>>69006379
>>69006428
cool. Who ressurected him?
>>69006353
he's a big guy
>>69006065
>Didn't Sixskins lose a part of his humanity too by warging out of his body when his main body died?
No, or at least not right away.
Varamyr Sixskins knew he would eventually lose "himself", as his natural body had died and he’d be warged permanently but that takes X amount of time; the longer you remain warged, the greater the chance of losing yourself, which is why Jojen gets upset at Bran spending so much time running around hunting while warged into Summer.
Jon will have only been dead a few hours or a day or so, before Melisandre resurrects him and will thus come out of it without the psychic damage that Beric and Catelyn sustained (i.e. essentially becoming robotic zombies).
>>69006462
Thick thursday on /v/
>>69006353
DABID SELF INSERT
I miss Littlefinger, lads.
who here /dogfu/d? She gave life, she gave food, gone too soon, rest now, sweet /dogfu/d.
>>69006480
>Jon will have only been dead a few hours or a day or so, before Melisandre resurrects him and will thus come out of it without the psychic damage that Beric and Catelyn sustained (i.e. essentially becoming robotic zombies).
Beric was only dead for a couple of minutes though
>>69006498
will the freys retaliate?
>>69006462
It was Thursday 12th all along.
>>69006498
>opens their appetite with myranda
>feed them the fattie next
what a good dog owner Ramsay is. no one ever talks about his qualities.
>>69006498
roose jr. was in the right
>>69006493
We all do.
At least when he betrayed someone, there was style, there was panache, and there was purpose.
>>69006342
>he thinks children is literal
>>69006477
this guy
>>69006286
Killed by D&D shit writing
>>69006526
I thought this as well. Kill the son but for God's sake take her captive
>>69006477
it's silver poisoning
>>69006425
Well to be super nitpicky that didn't look like the kiss of life to me
THE SPECIAL LOVE I HAD FOR YOU
MY BABY BLUE
>next episode
>roose isn't actually dead because he waz weating chain mail
>kills ramsay and wears his skin
me the beric
How do you rank Lyanna out of 10?
Do you think Lyanna Mormont will be better or worse?
>>69006548
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on 4chan by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is 4chan. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it.
Is the show going to leave AA out?
>>69006316
Oh god someone has got to make a video of this.
>>69006558
He will be resurrected with the dragonballs, right?
>>69006526
not unless the boltons visit the twins
>>69006526
I don't think DnD thought that far ahead.
The sand sneks will probably teleport in and kill the Frey family.
>>69006563
Why is one of the wounds curved?
>>69006329
>being a paki
>>69006254
>I AM THE WHITE WALKERS!
>>69006380
Wait do you mean
>have one on the house, nigger
or
>have one on the house-nigger
???
pls respond
>>69006308
He needed his joker chaotic mind to defeat Batstannis
>>69006558
WE WILL AVENGE HOUSE BOLTON
BY KILLING HOUSE BOLTON
>>69006570
>being this edgy on /tv/
>>69006423
Most websites don't let you vote 0's.
Last week's poll had 500+ votes, and only a few were 10/10s.
>>69006216
can someone make an edit of roose getting stabbed like this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IzYzRmhPYmc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmd1qMN5Yo0
>>69006588
>stab
>twist
>pull out
Twisting the dagger moves it around
>>69006563
how does he function when all his organs are fucked up?
Also, if you are dead that long, don't your body get stiff? How can he move his body?
>>69006588
Because he twisted the knife as he went in.
>>69006592
>tfw when Preston will probably go full baneposter in his next video
https://youtu.be/6hP0UCaEvyw
i made a meme l o l
>>69006612
>all of the great houses will be killed this season by their members
>>69006353
>>69006463
Check TPB
Possible leak of a few episodes
>>69006597
i forgot the comma
>Next ep is literally called Oathbreaker
>Brienne won't die
cute as fuck
>>69006628
The resurrection process heals them depending on how long you've been dead.
Did you people not watch when all of this happened to Beric SIX TIMES?
>it's an everyone kills someone and then succeeds them season
I really should stop reading GOT for a few days before the episode
The leaks were correct again, 2 episodes now ruined when I know what happens scene by scene
What do you think Roose and/or Walda named their son? Maybe "Domeric" as a nod to the books?
>>69006588
Alliser twisted the knife
>>69006335
>shireen dies
>in the books, shireen was at the wall
i'm pretty sure they gonna burn shireen to resurrect jon
>>69006532
roose jr. resurrection when?
>sheltered by the cascading waves of fat from momma, The Young Rooster called the Bolton banners of his father at the age of 1 week. Legend has it Young Roost rode his war leeches into battle, freeing the north from the Boltons so that the rightful Kings Of the North, the Boltons, may rule again.
Did anyone else actually like Euron? Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
>>69006480
I think in show he's been dead for 2 days.
>>69006514
I THINK Beric got hung up in one of his deaths. He at most maybe died an hour before his men found him.
>>69006666
TOMMEN TO KILL CERCEI
THE FUN WONT STOP
>>69006646
It looks so fucking bad, man. And the retarded helm does not work.
Why are people even so afraid of a big guy? There are a lot of places in his armor that has holes easy to poke into.
>>69006648
>Game of Thrones S06E03 2016 HDTV x264 - BLOW
>Magnet linkStream link Uploaded 12 mins ago, Size 303.54 MiB, ULed by Winter4
what did he mean by this?
>>69006319
>No White man will ever rule us again
>>69006617
shut up, anon
>>69006668
It wasn't the knowing that was the problem
it was the actual contents themselves that were at fault
>>69006637
You know prestons video will be 10 times more entertaining and 100 times more consistent than this last shit episode. Even if full bane.
>>69006639
>playback disabled
l o l
>>69006514
This. What got to Beric was the fact that he was killed and res'd quite often.
>>69006656
Sansa will.
>>69006664
We saw it one time, and Beric was resurrected immediately.
>>69006717
This latest episode was a lot better, the scenes about character development tend to be so comfy to watch.
>>69006666
checked
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y685gVGRQ98
Young Ned looks pretty fitting tbqh
>>69006703
>Size 303.54 MiB
even if it was real, who would watch such shitty quality
Imagine how bad it would feel to wake up in a stiff dead body
>>69006661
Not really
>jorah kills the khal and saves dany
>succeeds and becomes khal
>cersei kills tommen and succeeds him
>yara kills euron and succeeds him
what else
>>69006754
YOU
>>69006571
Probably. The books hardly mention him at all. Why people make such a big deal out of it I have no idea. It has no bearing on the show at all, and to shoehorn it in at this point would be confusing, even for bookfags.
>>69006729
Yes but it's spoken of. Beric was pulled down after some time.
Lady Stoneheart's wounds were only half healed, because she'd be rotting in a river for 3 days as well. She can't talk properly cos she still has the slashed throat.
So with 21 episodes to go, are they going to kill someone every episode?
Seems like they're doing this to eliminate plotlines and to keep the shock factor rolling.
>>69006751
Me.
>>69006666
>it's an everyone kills someone and then succeeds them season
>Jon leaves the night's watch
>ser alliser is the new lord commander
HOLY SH-
This show is turning to such shit -__-
>>69006514
>Beric was only dead for a couple of minutes though
Longer then that but Beric (and Catelyn) was dead-dead; his soul had departed and what he is now, is just something like a robot, a living body but running only on the latent memories of who he was.
He’s (and Catelyn) are not really alive, they’ve just been rebooted but are no longer connected to the Internet of life.
>>69006754
she wanted that giant dick
>>69006571
who ?
>>69006751
But the show is shitty quality. What matter the video quality?
>>69006639
>playback disabled
i actually opened it in a new tab just to dislike because of that
>>69006779
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>>69006619
XDD
was that euron??
why was the lyanna actress so plain?
After Yara's scene with Irondaddy it was surprising that she didn't take the role of Euron.
>>69006757
Not that stiff, dude. He bolts right up in the preview.
Roose
>supposed to be a strategist
>didn't tell his measter to not deliver the news when Ramsay is in sight
>>69006588
stab yourself a few times and see how the wounds look. You might surprise yourself. Or die.
someone tldr the episode i'm actually legit deaf and slowly going blind so i can't watch anymore
i type just through intuition as i've been using keyboards since i was 3 and highlight posts then paste them into word and up the font size to read them if you must know how im gonna reply
thats like the 4th time in 2 episodes that the head of a house
suddenly get killed with no build-up or plot intrige
I MEAN FUCKING HELL
Balons dead in the books was also suddenly. But atleast it made sense since it was a faceless man and plot happnes
>>69006749
Arthur Dayne going 4v1. Aw yees.
>>69006754
cute Hodor. Big boipucci is still boipucci.
>>69006802
he should be stiff though desu
>>69006779
If the show is so shit, why does /GoT/ love it so much?
>>69006791
>>69006721
copyright shit i guess, heres the webm
https://my.mixtape.moe/toiibo.webm
>>69006812
It went okay.
The father of dragons?
question anons
Why does every episode of season 6 feels like an episode 10? where everything is left with cliffhangers and everything is happening so fast?
I could remember all season 4 episodes felt like they were episode 9s
>>69006812
fuck blind people
>>69006771
>So with 21 episodes to go, are they going to kill someone every episode?
They are gonna cram as much twists and shocking events as possible.
It's what made Lost so successful, the difference is that D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
>>69006798
Because Lyanna was plain
>I have a new potential heir
>Better immediately tell my unhinged son
Is there an enchantment on Winterfell that makes everyone who enters it lose foresight? it certainly explains Ned Robb and Jon
>>69006798
euron is daario
>>69006832
Sweet Jesus
So is only bran going to see the tower of Joy flashback in the next episode or also John will know of his true legacy?
>>69006824
>he should be stiff though
He SHOULD.
But this is D&D we're talking about.
>>69006514
He's been killed like 6-7 times. Who guarantees he was resurrected just minutes after his death, every one of those times?
>>69006668
But we knew stuff like Melly ressing Jon and King Greyjoy getting rekt for years
I know you can't drag shit out for too long but constantly advancing the plot by killing noted people is starting to become really fucking boring.
Where's the scheming? The politics? Seems like a knife to the gut has no repercussions for the stabber either. For fucks sake do something more interesting.
Are the writers really becoming this lazy?
>>69006839
she was anything but
at least book lyanna was supposed to hellen of troy beautiful
>>69006832
>>69006850
wait so that's real? i thought it was part of a comedy sketch or something
>>69006832
Tyrion Jon and Dany really are gonna be the three heads arent they
jesus christ
>>69006812
Jesus, you're all kinds of fucked up.
Feed yourself to the hounds, please.
>it's a Tyrion risks his life episode
>It's a Tyrion makes a dick quip episode
They want the normie audience
Reminder if the Tyrells had sided with Stannis and Rob bend the knee, none of this shit would have been happening right now.
>>69006749
Dayne looks like a nigger in that promo
>>69006832
>acting with something you can't even see
idk...
>>69006685
> Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
Common sense confirmed that a long time ago.
>>69006703
Dat VHS rip
>>69006754
It's nice to see Christopher Schwarzenegger following in his father Arnold's footsteps as an actor
>>69006648
>This video has been encoded using the latest DivX+ software, if you are having trouble playing this video please try windows media player
>Media Player should automatically update any out dated codecs.
>>69006853
How does GRRM explain it? Oh, wait. He's a fucking hack.
>>69006873
Lyanna was only hot when she was old.
When she was young, she was Arya ugly.
>>69006216
Jesus are they even trying anymore?
>>69006882
Well he is a dornishman
>>69006838
>the difference is that D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
I AM THE IRON PRICE
>>69006838
>D&D actually know where the show is going plotwise.
Barely.
1.) Whats the deal with Ashara Dayne? She clearly didnt kill herself, did she?
2.) When Littlefinger pushed Lysa from the tower, Sansa dropped her own shoe. The lord who controls the area where Lysa fell found it, knowing that poet didn't push her. Will the lords of the Vale go after Sansa and LF?
>>69006877
Normies pay the bills. We just torrent this trash.
So if Stannis is alive will he accept Jon as the true Azor Ahai?
>it's an introduce a character on a bridge on a stormy night episode
>>69006478
for me
>>69006832
Did that dude piss himself?
>>69006904
Jon isn't alive in the books yet.
>>69006875
>>69006850
>>69006874
It's not real. It was a Saturday Night Live sketch.
>>69006909
they said she wasnt as horse faced.
>>69006876
you made me giggle
pls just tell me i can see what looks like a sort of roose dead is he gone
I wonder how our friends at the Burlington Bar feel about this latest ep
The real name of the Night's King is Hodor.
next bran flashback is gonna be how we see brandon smashes Hodors head in and makes him dumb
It was leaked a while back
>arent you happy that screentime is being used to explore the origins of hordor anon?
>>69006934
>Azor Ahai
>real
anyone else think the scene with theon was legitimately beautiful? honestly the closest time i came to shedding a tear in the show. sansa was willing to forgive and everything
>>69006917
But Dorne is white
Why are the children of the forest Asian now? I hate chinks
![what-cant-go-into-the-trash-think-before-you-toss[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/rYR4oxO.jpg "what-cant-go-into-the-trash-think-before-you-toss[1].jpg")
>Oh no, our voodoo shit didn't work. All hope is lost. Let's leave so that right at the moment we leave, the voodoo shit actually works.
D&D should hang themselves with this cliche shit.
>>69006859
They actually explain every single one of his deaths. The only one that seems to be long before he gets resurrected is his hanging death.
>>69006685
>Also does this confirm that Euron=/=Daario?
It could be argued that the show is not showing the events in chronological order.
>>69006954
did episode 3 leak or r u guys meme'ing me?
Can someone answer my questions here
>Has the show chronologically passed the books?
>Are D&D just making up the future as they go along or are they consulting GRRM
>Meaning, do these episodes reflect what will happen in the books or are they completely branched off?
>>69006904
Martin's work is near genius. There is no other fantasy/sci-fi thought out that well with the storytelling of that craft. Even though writing isn't a masterpiece, the world and story building are.
Reminder that this episode that /got/ loves was written by Dave Hill.
>"We had an assistant named Dave Hill," said Benioff and Weiss. "One day last summer he walked into our office and said, 'You know that kid (Olly) whose family gets massacred by the wildlings? The one who runs to Castle Black to let them know the wildlings are nearby?' 'Yeah?' 'Well,' said Dave, doesn't it make sense that he'd stay at Castle Black and become a Night's Watch recruit? Where else is he going to go?' 'You're right,' we said. 'That does make sense.' 'And what if during the battle for Castle Black, he's the one who ends up killing Ygritte?' This year, Dave Hill is a writer on the show."[3]
>>69006955
Women love the big retard dick.
>>69006480
That's not Varamyr Sixskins
>>69006955
Giving young Hodor the scar seems even more pointless now. Have that be a sign of his injury, not just something so that morons can identify him amongst the other giant children hanging around Winterfell.
>>69006566
>tfw Lyannabowl happening
>>69006927
>Barely
That's better than nothing.
>Kiss of life
>>69006924
I AM LE STORM NORMIE!
>>69006952
Im sure they loved it
>>69006934
why would he when it's Jaime?
>>69006994
>Even though writing isn't a masterpiece, the world and story building are.
How do I build a hella epic world?
>>69006588
>>69006311
I would love to serve as her personal chamber pot.
>>69006936
>oh I better get closer to my mentally unstable brother on his rainy rickety bridge after he just said he wants to overthrow me.
>>69006976
It's clearly a different actor
Where would my plan go wrong?
>come up with 5000 army
>infect them with stoneman disease
>have them touch as many white walkers as possible
>>69007029
he tried to stab him in the face and got BTFO
>>69006995
What? I hate it now.
>>69006936
That scene was genius, it moves the plot forward, it confirms a very old theory and it introduces a new major character in a cool way. A lot of information is delivered in just one scene.
>>69006965
Its fitting. The children are evil just like gooks.
>ywn protect her smile
jdimsa
>>69007029
I MUST AVENGE HOUSE GREYJOY
BY KILLING HOUSE GREYJOY
>>69006216
>ramsay killing roose
I should have stopped watching this show
>>69007021
Its not about the world, the world itself is pretty basic. But all the lords, all the houses, every plot twist. every little sentence, every scheme. Holy shit.
>>69006812
The show starts out with Bran seeing visions of his father (ned) and brother (benjen) doing some of the same training we saw in the very first GoT episode. Lyanno comes in on a horse. Hodor is much younger and not mentally retarded. He talks so this is before whatever happened to him. Hodor's name is Willis.
Davos and a few of the watchmen are still guarding Jon's body. They are about to fight Thorne when the wildlings come in and basically take over Castle Black. All the men stand down and the few that betrayed Jon are cuffed and put away.
Next scene is The Mountain killing some commoner and Jamie confronting the High Sparrow.
After that it's Tyrion going to the dragons where he tells a cute little story about him wanting dragons while unchaining them.
Next up, Arya and her training. Jaqen brings her back after being on the street, blind, for quite some time.
Then Ramsay finds out he's a big brother and then stabs his dad right in the gut. Then sicks the dogs on Walda + baby.
Sansa and Theon have a little talk and Theon takes off because he'll never be forgiven for his crimes against the Starks.
Euron Greyjoy comes in and kills Balon by throwing him off the bridge.
The last segment is Davos trying to convince Melly to do a revival spell or ceremony. She goes in and chants, chants again, but ultimately they all think she failed. They walk out of the room an the ep ends with Jon waking up after taking a gulp of air.
Men call me Darkstorm, and I am of the night.
>>69006754
>inb4 Hodor is Jons father
>>69007029
Literally retarded. How has the Ironborn managed to live for so long?
>>69006964
EPIC NORMIE SHOWFAG ILLUSTRATION
>>69006991
In some plots so far; the North, Dany's and Bran's
No, GRRM gave them a summary of how it ends
The endings will be similar
>>69007013
I don't think so man, literally zero female empowerment or minorities in this episode
Also the heroine of that SJW cunt just got fed to the hounds
>>69007061
>I MUST AVENGE HOUSE GREYJOY
...wut?
>>69006875
party pooper
>>69007080
Island isolation and inbreeding
http://www.strawpoll.me/10107773/
>>69006661
think she lost her maidenhead to the horse?
So why do the Others wear regular armor?
>>69007080
by not having any screen time
Balon even make that refrence he is the last of the 5 kings
>>69006965
Well they are celestial beings.
>it's a Roose taunts his sadistic psychopath of a son about how he won't be his heir episode
>>69006954
>Hodor is the key to all of this
>>69006924
I AM THE KINGSMOOT
>>69007080
Nigs keep gunning each other down, and they are swarming.
Ironborn are seanigs.
>>69007102
huh?
>>69007061
Euron gives less shits about family than Ellaria. Balon was blocking his way to the throne, nothing more.
how op is the team in the north gonna be?
jon alive, wildlings, remaining night's watch, sansa, brienne, and pod god, plus bran, hodor, and frgofu soon.
>>69006833
because D&D can't write so they just cram as many death as possible to trick showfags into thinking it's a great show.
>>69007054
You can't change your vote from 10/10 to 7/10 now.
>>69007106
either budgets, or their book armor would make them too elvish
or both
but probably budgets
>>69007088
thanks
>>69007066
How do I do that? Tell me
>>69006934
Yes. Stannis never wanted to be Azor Ahai, he had that duty thrust upon him, like the crown.
Poor Stannis.
