Can we all agree that this is the best superhero movie ever made?
Perhaps
>>68969780
Can we all agree this board is trash now?
>>68969794
>>68969802
>>68969803
>>68969815
>>68969831
>/tv/ in a nutshell
>>68969842
>now
no
>>68969842
Yes
>>68969842
Maybe
>>68969939
>>68969966
>>68969978
>>68969794
>>68969802
>>68969803
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>>68969831
This fucking board can't decide on fucking anything
Marvel has never made a movie better than a 7/10
And since people are saying winter solider was better I'd guess this is a pretty bland flick
honestly, i thought it was age of ultron tier
couldn't be more disappointed, it's literally green screen the movie
>>68969780
I agree but not everyone will because some people are wrong.
You are now aware that you live in a world, a terrifying world, where there are people right this moment who use terms such as "canon" and "cinematic universe" when talking about films and television shows.
A terrifying world where imagined characters on a screen are required, according to those who discuss them, to adhere to "ground rules" set out by the creators of said-characters. A terrifying world where those that discuss these characters and their actions, are actually enraged if said-characters deviate from the mannerisms expected of them, the mannerisms that may have initially been set in the pages of a comic book.
Think about that. A comic book. For children. Yes, pictures and words on the same page, which are meant to be read by children, that are actually read by adults who then bicker and express their frustration at film-adaptations of these comic books not being "faithful". Faithful to a comic book. That's supposed to be read by young children.
This is your world. This is the world of capeshit. Terrifying, isn't it?
>>68969780
>What is the Dark Knight
>What is Batman Vs superman
>What is Man of Steel
>>68969780
It's by the same directors as Winter Soldier, so I don't have high hopes.
>>68970358
>Batman Vs superman
>Man of Steel
>the best
Pick one
>>68970031
>people have opinions
well ill be damned
>>68970358
Yeah literally what are those?
Yes.
It was all that was promised and more.
Well, except actually discussing the Registration Act or whatever, but it was for the best.
>>68969780
100% Yes.
>>68970547
Go fuck yourself
>>68969780
HELL
FUCKING
YEAH
>>68969780
not even close
>>68969780
Pretty much.
Its like Winter Soldier level. Outdoes Winter Soldier in some ways, not as nuanced as Winter Soldier in others.
>>68971034
Winter Soldier is absurdly overrated though
>>68969780
I don't know why everybody is saying TWS was better than this, that movie is fucking overrated and ends up with the same black and white shit unlike Civil War.
My power ranking:
>GOAT
1.Still TDK
2.Watchmen
3. Man of Steel
4. Iron-Man
5.Civil War
>Good
6. Batman Begins
7.First Class
8.Man of Steel
9. Winter Soldier
10. Batman V Superman
11. X-Men 2
12. Blade II
13. Days of Future Past
14. X-Men
15. Spider-Man
>>68969794
>>68969802
>>68969815
I DONT KNOW
CAN YOU REPEAT THE QUESTION
>>68969780
The Dark Knight says hello.
>>68970032
>Marvel has never made a movie better than a 7/10
Winter Soldier and GOTG were at least 8/10.
>>68969780
Love the fun off my qualitative piss gravy, hun! x
>>68971469
I smell pleb
>>68970032
>7/10
Highest marvel movie deserves a 6/10 at most, they make mildly enjoyable flicks to watch with some bros but never even come close to comicbook quality.
>>68971469
>Watchmen
>Man of Steel
Again, the problem with Snyder is that he tries to be deep in favor of being deep. His movies have no underlying messages other than ''wow that's some deep shit dude woah''. For example, comic Watchmen -even though I quite don't like it- tried to tell something to audience. In movie Watchmen, you clearly can see from Zack's vision that he thinks a book with sex and violence are what makes a material good. His movie was dull as fuck. Like I said, it tried to be deep in favor of being deep. Characterizations were awful- Let alone characterizations, near everything were awful. And the case with MoS and BvS is (you know, other than awful editing, pacing, acting and script) people think those movies are good because of symbolism even though it basically doesn't make any sense. I don't understand. I mean how can Batman be both Jesus and Saint John at the same time? How the hell is Lois, Mary? She clearly is a fucking retard. And again, Superman is flawed as hell in this movie. Him being Jesus doesn't make any fucking sense. I think Snyder asked the question ''What if Superman lived in our world?'' and answered it in the quite worst way possible. The movie is so fucking unrealistic that how does he expect us to believe that this Superman is a realistic take on the character when everything around him is fake?
>>68970547
This guy's opinion is sound >>68970735
>>68971720
Guardians could have been better if they cut the marvel tie in shit and made the villain better
Winter Solider was an average spy thriller that people like because the guy has a silly costume and it wasn't as bad as the rest of the marvel flicks
7/10 films
>>68971796
I smell your mother's a faggot
>>68971863
Well she is. Both of my moms are lesbians.
Don't ever talk to me or my moms again.
>>68972082
That explains everything
>>68971848
>Guardians could have been better if they cut the marvel tie in shit and made the villain better
Fuck. Off.
>>68971469
>>68971469
So weak you're obviously a paedo faglol
link to watch?
>>68969780
Yup
>>68969780
No, but one of the best.
For me it's:
>Dark Knight
>Spiderman 2
>Winter Soldier
>Spiderman 1
>Dark Knight Rises
>Iron Man
>Avengers
>X-Men 1
>Civil War
>X-Men 2
>Man of Steel
>Deadpool
The Avengers: Civil War: The Convoluted Story of How One Dude Left and The Rest went to a Different Country.
It felt like everything they'd built up in the first 2/3 meant nothing. Granted, the final 1/3 was great.
>>68969780
No, it was horrible, only after about 1 hour in, it actually starts with the movie. The only redeeming quality this shitfest has is that it has memorable actors. The storyline is weak too. Everything is just kinda shitty.
>>68972605
QUIPKINO HAS ARRIVED
>>68970358
>Man of Steel
>Batman Vs Superman
I can understand TDK, but really. You're pushing too far now.
PISS TURBO HEAVEN INTO MY BRITCHES
>>68973041
hello IMDBabby
>>68973128
STOP INVINCIBLE SON
>>68973244
hello again IMDBabby
>>68969780
yes
>>68971469
I didn't realize Snyder had so many fans on /tv/.
>>68969780
I was really hoping people would try to make superhero movies more visceral after man of steel, which is the way they should be.
>>68971841
>Tldr
>>68970032
>people are saying winter solider was better
Those people are retarded
The airport battle was ruined by too many quips. No tension. Flat colors.
>underoos
>still friends?
>remember Empire Strikes Back?
>Dood, metal arm?
>Orange slices
If at any point you actually thought any of these cartoons would actually hurt each other, you're literally retarded
>>68973692
If at any point you thought anyone was trying to hurt each other, you're literally retarded.
Cap's team was trying to escape, and Iron Man just wanted to make them understand what he's trying to do and when he failed, he tried arresting them.
>>68973455
>visceral
What the fuck does that mean? BvS? Dark inhuman miserable murkiness? I really don't have that much of a problem with fun. Civil War was fun. There's room for both.
>>68973692
This is a problem I had, yeah. The characters were clearly not taking this as seriously as you'd think and as a result I didn't either. I don't think Spiderman said ANYTHING that wasn't either a setup or a punchline. Stark and Parker's intro sequence in his house was hilarious but it got a bit gratuitous.
>>68972146
>implying the giant eggplant in space wasn't a waste of everyone's time
Remove thanos and focus on Ronin as the bad guy. The rest of the film is fine really, just didn't need the marvel garbage
>>68973529
Maybe
Winter Solider wasn't very good anyway
For those who have seen it, is the quipping as bad as AoU? One of the things I loved about TWS was that the quipping was minimal and it was a more serious political spy thriller. Is this a Captain America film or more of an Avengers film?
>>68973750
I'm sure Vision destroying an airport control tower was helpful. War Machine blasting Giant Man with rockets and mini guns was meant to do what? Please, this was a weak excuse for a battle. If there are no consequences, then why bother to make a film about a group of the most powerful people on earth fighting at all? It becomes a Saturday morning cartoon where no one gets hurt and for anyone over the age of 7, that's pretty fucking boring.
>>68973897
You're an idiot. TWS is the peak of capeshit films. Even people who hate superheroes love that film.
>>68973929
Not at all, there's quips in the airport fight, but the rest of the film is quite serious.
>>68970046
>green screen
Stop using this as a valid argument god damn it.
>>68973955
War Machine was blasting Giant Man because he was obliterating Iron Man's team, and Vision took down the tower to block Cap's and Bucky's way into the hangar with the Quinjet.
Look at Falcon and how he was trying to grab War Machine when he was taken down.
None of them want to fight and none of them want anyone to die.
>>68973692
Hello humor lobotomy? Your fartarded
>>68973929
The quips are out of control. Remember how Black Widow quipping almost ruined the opening of TWS? Multiply that by 10 you have the airport battle.
>>68973929
literally every 5 minutes. Everyone has quips, even fucking winter solider gets in on it too.
>>68973929
Not many quips. Pretty straight foward
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>>68974069
Found the mad as fuck DCucks.
>>68973781
are you retarded?
>>68973929
There's in the airport fight, and almost none outside of that.
>>68974026
Sorry I thought he was slowly swatting the air, but apparently he was obliterating people. Again, a fight without consequences is boring as fuck for anyone who isn't a child or has the mindset of one.
>>68973929
>muh serious matur comics are for serimature people
>>68969780
Yes
DCucks btfo and on suicide watch
>>68970031
Would it be interesting to read a conversation where nobody disagreed?
>>68974204
Go be an edgy cuck elsewhere senpai
>mfw smdh
>>68974179
There's a reason why all of Iron Man's team was focused on taking down Giant Man.
>a fight without consequences
So 99% of the fights in all action movies ever made?
The airport fight was nothing but a showcase of everyone's powers, if death is all the consequences there's to you, guess who's the one with the mindset of a child.
ANYONE EXPLAIN TO ME FOR WHAT FUCKING PURPOSE MARISA TOMEI IS AUNT MAY
WHAT THE FUCK RUSSO. YES I AM ANGRY
>>68974922
Remember that boner you had after seeing her sly smile in the post-credits?
That's why.
>>68975019
BUT WHY MARISA TOMEI
I'M NOT ASKING FOR HELEN MIRREN OR ANYTHING BUT WHY SOMEONE THAT LOOKS SO BLATANTLY YOUNG
WHAT THE FUCK RUSSO. YES I AM ANGRY
I WAS ALREADY ANGRY FOR WASTING MARTIN SHEEN ON AMAZING SPIDERMAN, NOW THIS?!
>>68975072
She's 51 dude.
Not her fault she has aged like wine.
>>68975072
It's Peter's aunt, not his grandma.
you're probably a dumb person if you are excited for a marvel movie
>>68975092
>>68975072
Also, this Peter Parker is younger and the actor is tied to three more films, so it makes sense to cast an actress for Aunt May that won't die within the next five years.
>>68974348
And that reason was? He moved so fucking slowly if they just jogged away he wouldn't have been a threat at all.
>>68974348
If the reasons why they're fighting (i.e. the political/ethical debate about the independence of the Avengers) aren't propping the scene up enough then yeah I'd like it if they ratcheted up the violence to make do.
>>68975072
>>68974922
go be homosexual somewhere else fggt
>>68975146
He moved slowly, but he was really strong.
Look at what happened to Spiderman, one lucky hit and he was out of the fight, plus when he grabbed War Machine there was nothing he could do.
Spiderman by raimi will always be capekino
>>68975148
>If the reasons why they're fighting aren't propping the scene up enough
What?
You wanted them to be shouting at each other over the SRA while fighting each other?
>>68975318
I'm just saying the actual conflict about the power the Avengers wielded and who had to right to control that power was dropped pretty quick in favour of "MUH REVENGE" histrionics. I was disappointing.
>>68975390
>pretty quick
How?
The only one who wanted revenge was Black Panther.
>>68973929
The Airport fight scene is way more comedic than the rest of film, but honestly it didn't really come off as that bad. Most of the film is pretty serious, though.
>>68975275
casting Toby Macguire as a newyorker was his only mistake. everything else was perfect
>>68975390
disappointED
>>68975427
i take it you didn't see the movie or read the spoiler?
Tony lost it faster than you can say "WHY DID YOU SAY HER NAAAMEEEE"
>>68975427
Did you miss the part where Tony was on Cap & Buck's side until he saw the video and begun the climactic battle sequence? Or when the Russian dude set all this up because his family were killed in the Zagovia disaster at the end of AoU?
>>68969780
>Can we all agree
>>68975491
But those aren't the motivations of any of the sides.
The conflict is still over the SRA, Zemo is outside of that, and the video he showed to Iron Man was just to spark resentment among them to break the Avengers forever.
The reason why everything happened is still the SRA.
>>68975612
>The conflict is still over the SRA
in the comics
in the movies it was pretty much settled because the only ones who didn't sign were this universe's West Coast Avengers
as a matter of fact i was puzzled after the end how there was no mention of Civil War Part 2 or Ironman: Civil War or something. they pretty much forgot about the SRA and just gave us an Aesop
>>68975779
>they forgot the SRA
The Russos already said that the Accords are going to affect all Earth-based Phase 3 movies, and that they are going to be main plot points in both Spiderman Homecoming and Black Panther.
>>68975841
yep, about that:
Spidey was brought in on coercion that his secret identity would be spilled out to his aunty and schoolbuddies
then how he signed an act that discloses his secret identity to anyone who has a TV?
the SRA is not about registering supers but about supervising them. it will be an overarching theme like how Tony looks so damn much to Ultron nowadays (since IM3 actually)
>>68975948
Okay?
What do the comics matter?
I'm talking about the movie.
>>68975991
that you gotta admit that in the end this movie (at least this one) is not about SRA but about how everybody wants to grab Bucky's tight ass
it was a starcrossed lovers' kino
>>68976044
It is about the SRA, Bucky is just the final straw that made Cap go rogue.
In the end, Bucky was just a plot device.
