I'm not kidding when I say watching this movie was the most kino experience I've had in my life.
How is elementary school going ?
>>67690467
>watching this movie
Obvious slip, it logically can't be one, since it's kino.
You have become enlightened
8/10 plebs don't know what this means
>>67690556
Fried chicken ?
>intro has Lois get captured and held at gunpoint
>Gunman says "if you move, i'll kill her"
>ending has Martha get captured and held at flamethrowerpoint
>Batman is told "if you move, i'll kill her"
>Literally comparing how Superman feels about Lois to how Batman feels about his mother (not the martha he saves)
BRAVO SNYDER
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>>67691200
>movie begins with a funeral
>movie ends with a funeral
>Bruce is at both
Harry Pottery.
>>67690467
Movie sucked ass. Stop making this shitty thread.
>>67690495
How is Kinder Garden going?
>>67691381
>>67691200
>>67690467
>Flash TIME TRAVELS
>....into a dream
BASED LORD SNYDER
It is known.
>>67691402
learning shapes this month
Triangles are Kino
>>67691456
>Because you can't do time travels into a dream
YOU CAN'T DO TIME TRAVELS
>>67691468
>Batman beats superman
>Pa Kent rides a tornado up a mountain
>Lex Luther is "edgy"
amen
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
AMEN
>>67691536
if youre gonna time travel, do it right bitch
>>67691536
Pro-tip: Justice League Part One will have Time travels Directly into FEELINGS
Blue Beetle will teleport directly into your Sadness
Decent camrip anywhere? Been putting off watching it but I'm finally caving in
>>67690467
shitposting aside, I really did enjoy this film. It is still better than most Marvel films, the lack of quips are what made people hate it
>>67691402
It's spelled kindergarten
>>67690467
>>67691468
I fucking hate Snyder. That man should never be allowed to direct anything agian.
I came in expecting to watch capeshit and he gives me this deep, philosophical and spiritual movie its just that involves super heroes. I had to watch the movie 4x just to get all the subtle references that Snyder has icreated in his fillm. After finally understanding the movie, I have felt this sense of enlightenment that I 'm afraid that I will never ever get again.
Fuck you Snyder. Fuck you. You have no right to create something this beautiful. You have no fucking right.
>>67691536
>WW movie
>Wonder-man takes bus from NYC to London
KEK
>>67691645
have you ever read a comic book? shit can be pretty quippy
>>67691402
>Kinder Garden
This is the avarage capekino spammer
>>67691645
>The Batman 2018
>Batman throws "edge" directly at "quips"
LAVATORY
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>>67691659
>in his fillm
>the movie
Well, which is it you fucking pleb?
>>67691589
>>67691630
Who said you can't do time travels?
>>67691692
3 shekels deposited in your paypal
>>67691659
>Hack Snyder
>subtle
>>67690556
What is it?
>>67691765
>Flash time travels
>...into a Dream
>Snyder time travels
>...into 29%
>DCucks time travels
>....into depression
POETRY
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>>67690467
The tomatometer hath spoken, and shall never be questioned. Fucking pleb
>>67691857
But RotS is shit
>>67691677
>all comics are quippy memes
the good ones don't tend to be
>>67691908
Are you saying Rotten Tomatoes isn't a perfect system?
>>67690556
It's the white whale of Zach Snyder. It represents the non-shitty movie he'll never make.
>>67691857
>>67691908
>Dcucks ride a walrus
>...into a volcano
>...MADE OF ICE
>...THAT SINGS!
>...IN SPACE!
>...under the sea
BRAVO LORD SNYDER!
Kino Kino Kino Kino KinoKinyes
Get ready for Quipicide Squip
http://www.hitfix.com/the-dartboard/what-the-suicide-squad-reshoots-mean-for-the-dc-cinematic-universe-she-saidshe-said
>>67692023
WHO SKWAD HERE?
>>67691456
It wasn't a dream, dumb-dumb.
>anon says BvS is shit
>posts detailed synopsis explaining their decision
>anon liked BvS
>shitposts
is DC finished?
>>67692057
>>67692081
>hE'S nEvar time traveled into A Dream
HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH HALLAL
>>67690556
BRAVA ZACK BRAVA
>>67692023
>>67692121
This fucking film better be a dark comedy drama as advertised
>>67692121
MOMS GONNA FREAKfor these deals on propane and propane accessories
>>67690467
Well of course
Anything is kino if you call it kino
Anyone got a link to that video with the superimposed audio of the guy with the infectious belly laugh? Laughing at BVS rotten tomatoes btfo 38%
>>67690467
would've been a decent flick without wonder woman...
2/3 of the movie is great
>>67691677
They're also garbage 99% of the time
>>67692271
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYKeQczkFfM
>>67692208
DON'T WORRY SENPAI! IF THE DCEU IS KNOWN FOR ANYTHING, IT'S QUALITY FILM MAKING AND LIVING UP TO THERE WORD
>>67692265
Spoken like a true Kino
>>67692081
It wasn't
Note the papers flying around
>>67692319
It's hard to compare to BlartKINO
>>67692313
Thanks
>>67692205
>>67690556
>The Holy Chicken Leg of Snyder
NowThat'sWhatICallKinoVolume12.jpg
>>67692319
i-it's at 29 now. pls no bully
>>67692319
DON'T WORRY SENPAI!! IF ROTTEN TOMATOES IS KNOWN FOR ANYTHING, IT'S QUALITY FILM CRITICISM AND GETTING THINGS RIGHT EVRY TIEM
>>67690556
This was such an awkward symbolic gesture. Snyder's about as subtle as a children's cartoon.
>>67690556
Sy Snootles
>>67692483
That's fine imo
The movie is flawed but not bad
>>67692377
>papers
Those weren't papers MarvelKEK! They were flavors riding tsunamis up light waves! It's just too deep for your shitty child brain.
MarvelKEK BTFO!
>>67692558
And your opinion is wrong. Kill yourself, senpai.
>>67692105
I like BvS because it actually strives to reach the same level of creativity as the comic books. Some of the action in the movie is unimaginably well done, some of it is not - that is the main downside of actually trying to transcend pleb action (the kind we've seen so many times in Nolan's dull trilogy). Snyder sets the bar so high he sometimes cannot reach it himself, so of course that productions that are about anything but that drive have it easier, since they do not try hard enough to begin with. Also, that limitation allows for a deeper exploration of micro-plots and psychological meandering, which appeals to high-schoolers and college students who act like jellyfishes in order not to break a bone by being too exuberant. Batman v Superman failed because it actually TRIED, but for the same reason, it also succeeded.
>>67690467
>random dream sequences
>flashforwards of alternate realities
>jarring scene transitions
>forced JL eggs to set up next movie that fucks up pacing
>cheesy music cue everytime wonder woman shows her face
>odd music decisions by zimmer in general
>>67692556
kek
>>67692556
The SNOOTLES HAS RISEN!
AS THE PROPHECY FORETOLD!
THANK YOU BASED SYNDER!
The age of CAPEKINO is finally here!
>a superhero movie without big guys
>>67692605
I like BvS because POW BOOM POW JIZZ BOOM EXPLOSIONS KINO KINO KINO KINO NO MOMMY IS DON'T WANT TO GO TO BED! EXPLOSIONS KINO! EDGY EDGY EDGY IM A BIG BOY NOW!
>>67691402
>Kinder Garden
God damn, everyone on this board really is 12, aren't they?
>>67692747
autism
>>67692717
>not enough quips
Fuck off reddit. Did you even watch the movie? There are three BIG GUYS FOR YOU! They use their time travel powers to make a tasty lemonade for Supermans pal Jimmy. It makes Jimmy sad. Batman try to sell peas, but fails.
>>67692848
That's a funny way you spell "kino" MarvelFag
>>67692319
at least it isnt as bad as this garbage
>>67692747
>>67692895
The cognitive dissonance of a tryhard "cinephile"
Go jerk off to Béla Tarr or something
Kill yourself pleb
>>67692805
>implying AOU wasn't worse
GO BACK TO RT! This is a Kino Board! Feast upon the flesh of Snyder and drink upon his kino seed. SNYDER 4 EVAR!
>>67693000
>le false-flagging meme
Hilarious
>>67692975
>Jerk off
is that Kino?
>>67693000
>>67693034
>false-flagging
More like flash-kino......RIGHT?
>>67692121
>I'm not gonna troll ya'.... I'm just gonna meme you... really... really... danky.
>>67693045
AMEN BROTHER!
>>67693077
>top critics
it's like you fags dont even read
>be plebeian scared of the letterbutts
>post from your iphone
>step down when stepped up too
LOL
>>67692503
Can't be subtle with today's audiences.
Most people didn't even get this one.
>>67692997
I'm still trying to work out what the term "kino" means on /tv/. I know what it means... but what does it mean?
I see it as "amateur shit", but I'm probably wrong.
>>67693118
Get aload to this kino
>>67691546
Is the reason he's wearing armor because he was turned to steel in the magnetic field?
>>67690556
It's Ontario.
>>67691402
>>67691692
Don't mind me, I'm just watering my choco eggs.
>>67693170
le kino meme amirite
>>67691402
fucking hell.
>>67693170
>Step Down to Step Up to the Streets to Step Up Downtown Volume 2: The Stepening
Now that's some top shelfkino
>>67690467
Can someone explain this "kino" thing to me? Suddenly /tv/ uses it to refer to capeshit and I can't figure out where it all started.
>>67693184
It means nothing
There was a shitty image called "classification of motion picture" or some shit like this
There was bunch of random shit on it like kinography and joint
This is where the entire kino meme started too bad at this point there are people who ate this shit up and unironically posting it
>>67693380
No one unironically say "kino".
LITERALLY no one.
>>67693247
>>67693207
>Watching TCM
>This Kino Cinematic Moment is brought to you by Kinder
BASED SNYDER
>>67690556
I don't get it, please explain.
*tips fedora while stepping out of the shadows*
The pitiful peons at Marvel have underestimated the power of DC one time too many. The "Marvel Cinematic Universe". Huh. A shoddily shot, messily put together series of soulless and artless wastes of celluloid designed to appeal to the base intellects of moronic manchildren still dreaming of becoming powerful as they waste their lives away masturbating to images of Black Widow.
Only a fool and a weakling of mind could gain satisfaction from watching poorly animated CGI trade weightless and impactless punches while trading quips a severely mentally retarded Thai ladyboy would find beneath him/her.
DC understand cinéma. They understand kino. DC know how to build shade and light in a performance, how to engage the minds of true enlightened souls. DC have redefined not just superhero films, but the entire film industry itself.
Mentally challenged Marvel fanboys can only begin to grasp the tectonic shift in filmmaking that has been unleashed. Critics and reviewers fail to recognize a movie far ahead of its time once again, crying on their blogs about lack of snark and quipping - failing to recognize a literal masterpiece as it unfolds before them.
The public have responded. The entire filmmaking industry has been shaken to its core. DC have changed the game utterly - a new landscape is carved, a beauty is born, a God walks among men.
*teleports away*
>>67692605
The movie's inconsistent quality does hurt it in several ways. Nolan's weren't great, but they were consistent. What I did enjoy was Batfleck. He emulates Keaton in ways Bale never thought to do.
>>67693412
>>67693380
>implying BvS didn't break Box office records
>Highest Wednesday premier in Laos during Ramadan MOTHERFUCKERS!
SUCK IT ULTRON
MKEKS on Suicide Watch
>>67693593
I haven't seen this one. Pretty good.
>>67693427
I want cavill to superman me. HARD.
>>67693626
I can't handle the memes anymore
Too much for my sides
>>67693661
He is more of a supertaker. How do you think he got hired by Snyder ffs tbqh senpai baka?
>>67693661
That's when he pulls out before he cums and shoots it all over your back, then drapes a sheet over it, right?
>>67693783
Is that kino?
>>67693801
If it's filmed in slow motion with a muted color palette, yes
>>67693829
Thank you based Snyder
>>67693362
>>67693362
It's an offshoot of the flick/movie/film meme, where we pretended there was any sort of difference in quality depending on the term used.
Kino, somehow, became the elder-God tier of artistic excellence in film. Since Zack Snyder's latest assfest came out and was almost universally shat on, it was inevitable that /tv/ would start liking it ironically. Since kino was the whole absolute excellence thing, that was used to describe it.
This has been Meme History with anon.
>>67694006
>It's an offshoot of the flick/movie/film meme, where we pretended there was any sort of difference in quality depending on the term used.
Who do we believe then?
A subhuman /v/ poster like you or the scholars, directors and artists that say there is indeed a difference??
>>67693615
Batfleck, from what I saw, really hits that perfect balance between vigilante and playboy. Has this charm to him that seems like he realistically pulls 10/10s every night, yet still is tortured enough to have this almost maddening obsession with ridding Gotham of crime.
Plus he's built as fuck. That suit looked incredible on him.
>>67691799
You wouldn't have spotted the Moby Dick or religious references if you hadn't seen meme images on /tv/, stop trying to sound smart.
>>67694092
>inplying that chart is real
Prove me wrong, I'll go down without a fight.
>>67694132
>chart
?? I was talking about that pasta that gets posted with links to books and stuff
>>67694120
What are you talking about?
The Moby dick reference is just the tip of the iceberg
There is way more under that but I doubt a plebian like you noticed it
see
>>67692205
>>67690467
You're now aware that this universe's version of CIA died in the desert when his cover was blown.
>>67694174
Oh, you mean the one where Fincher refers to Panic Room as a flick?
I still think it's bullshit. The terms, I mean, not denying Fincher said that.
>>67691494
TOP FUCKING KEK MY SIDES!
Its really ironic when you consider it's a fucking superhero movie and people still can't get Snyder's subtle symbolism and undertones. Can't really blame Nolan trying to dumb down everything to you simpletons.
Snyder did the impossible. He made a superhero movie that was too smart for audiences.
What have you done Snyder? What have you done?
>>67693760
Highly doubt that.
>>67693868
kek
>>67694570
>subtle
other than the horses, everything is in your face obvious. although it is unsettling that people couldnt follow that shit
>>67696230
>although it is unsettling that people couldnt follow that shit
Right? This movie left me unsettled by how people either not pay attention in movies or are just dumb.
>>67697201
it's a fucking capeshit movie
of course people will go into it with a "just turn off your brain" mentality
>>67690467
There's a lot to absorb. On my second viewing, I came back to /tv only to discover more things that I'd missed.
>>67691659
We must not be the Bat. We must not fail him in life.
>>67691630
>Blue Beetle will teleport directly into your Sadness
Oh holy fuck, I loved this movie, yet still my sides have transcended.
>>67690556
Woah
>>67697317
This.
It's the most powerful film I've seen since
Idi i smotri. The most touching work of art since Au hasard Balthazar. The most pioneering cinema since Le Voyage dans la Lune.
Bravo Snyder, bravo.
>>67690556
It's obviously a ninja turtle with the bandenna off to the side.
>>67692717
Tbh there are quite a lot of big guys in that movie and one really BIG one....
> kino
fucking die in a fire bitch.
>>67697732
Zack Snyder explains kino
>>67697241
Why? There is literally never a reason to "turn off your brain"
Then again that's why Marvel is so praised, not all their movies are total shit, but most of them are.
>>67697786
>explains kino
>doesn't use the word "kino" even once
Nice try, though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=br3ZQDo6nBw
BRAVO
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>>67698085
I wonder if this is timed perfectly, or if the footage was edited to sync up the major sequences by the uploader. Would be God-like f this is unedited and everything hits the cues perfectly.
>>67699511
it was edited on the MoS side, because it pauses to save Lois
>>67699531
Alright. Still looks great. Certainly one of the cooler things that I'm surprised no Marvel movie has done, especially after all the shit that explodes in Marvel movies.
>>67698085
The continuity here is really neat, I like how well it's linked.
>>67699881
Marvelfags don't have the capacity to do such a thing.
I say this as a Marvelfag
>>67699881
they never do mass destruction. avengers 2 had that island put back if i remember right, which i forgot Ultron was the bad guy until someone reminded me, that's how forgettable it was
>>67699950
They blow up like, half of New York in Avengers 1. I'm having a hard time remembering if they ever bring that up in later movies.
>>67698073
Kino is a lifestyle choice like Snyder describes. Once you've been awakened to kino, you cant return to other films.
>>67700007
not really, they don't even talk about clean up.
Why did Lex have his own bullets?
>>67700193
Because he's fucking rich. A better question would be why Deadpool have NUMBERED bullets in his movie (logically, not taking to account the nature of the universe).
>>67691200
nice catch
so kino = bad movie, right?
>>67700296
>Because he's fucking rich.
And it's literally the only evidence against him that leads to him going to jail.
> A better question would be why Deadpool have NUMBERED bullets in his movie
Because Deadpool numbered them. Are you saying Lex is crazy like Deadpool?
>>67700296
I kind of assumed that was more for the sake of the visual gag than anything else. Sort of a Wanted reference, I guess.
>tfw listening to the Deadpool soundtrack right now
Junkie XL's had a banner fucking year so far.
>>67700193
But question is why is lex an edgelord autistic meme villian.
>>67692503
Well, it's a movie based on cartoons. You didn't think this through, didn't you?
>>67700347
Batman probably got the word in internally, and I'm sure he recorded his encounters with Lex to the batcave. When it is established that Alfred watches everything that way, its not too hard to believe. Busting Lex was far from impossible.
>>67700622
>We're criminals, Alfred. We've always been criminals.
Evidence from Batman wouldn't be legal.
How does Wonder Woman find Batman during the fight?
>>67700721
>evidence from criminals wouldn't be legal
That is completely and utterly incorrect.
>>67700866
Evidence from Batman would be illegally obtained and not admissible in court.
>>67698085
Thanks for sharing that. I really enjoyed it.
>>67700899
Are you telling me that POV footage of Lex summoning the monster that killed Superman and admitting to it would be dismissed?
>>67700721
It very much would be in American law. If you illegally obtained drugs and give it to the cops by breaking and entering, you would also be committing a crime but they would be able to use it as evidence
>>67700821
Womanly intuition.
>>67700821
she saw it on TV
>>67700954
>POV footage of Lex summoning the monster that killed Superman and admitting to it
Recorded by what?
>>67700821
I'm reasonably sure she just ran at Amazon speed toward the sounds of roars and explosions.
>>67701047
Batman, of course.
>>67701023
But that was in Metropolis and Batman went to Gotham.
>>67701047
By the Bat-Contact Lenses!
>>67690467
You're not kidding; you're lying.
BvS is the JESUS CHRIST of films. Curse him now, love him later.
>>67701076
>>67701080
Batman isn't there when Lex summons Doomsday.
>>67700821
I don't know, where were all the lasers and explosions coming from?
>>67701047
By the film crew. Batman travels with a crew that records his exploits for posterity.
In truth, though, it's Lois's testimony along with any surviving thugs who copped a deal that would have initially put him in jail.
>>67701109
No but his Bat-Contact Lenses are in Lex's eyes because he's Batman and had those in his utility belt.
Sheesh.
>>67701109
Even if he wasn't and he didn't get that bit, he directly references the Martha stunt in Batman's presence, and openly admits to a ton of shit. If he isn't jailed for the monster, he's definitely doing time for the Martha stuff.
>>67701170
>in Batman's presence
All of the shit he says on the phone is circumstantial at best.
>>67696230
all i got from the horses was "Dark Knight Returns has horses". i wish they had Batman ride one, itd be so stupid in this movie but Id enjoy the hell out of it.
>>67701276
Martha herself would then serve as a witness.
>>67701299
>stupid
Come on, is this not coolness incarnate?
>>67690556
seriously, what is this supposed to be?
>>67701317
No proof since all those guys holding her got Manslaughter'd.
>>67701376
ok youre right, itd still be fucking metal
>>67701450
Superman is Batman's Moby Dick
That's why he's holding a spear for hunting whales in the scene
>>67701555
derp... thanks.
here's my 2 cents folks. this is a visually stunning movie. honestly, I loved all the shots that weren't as subtle as this because it was great iconography. Superman being brought down after being impaled by doomsday. I mean there are even crosses behind them for cuck's sake. it was all beautiful, especially those first 15 minutes.
>>67690556
Let me guess, Big Boss is standing against the wall.
>>67700821
>About to take a long international trip on Turkish Airlines
>Airline doesn't give a fuck and just starts broadcasting a giant monster destroying the city the airplane is going to take off from to panic and rile up the passengers
And Zack said Turkish Airlines had good service, what a crock of shit.
>>67690556
BRAVO SNYDER
>>67691692
>juts as the meaning of the Martha scene goes over the head of a pleb, so does a simple joke
What has Marvel wrought? It turned an entire generation into drones!
>>67692319
7.1 at IMDB, wich i find much more trustworthy
>>67690467
>>67691402
AHAHAHAHA
>>67690556
a scar
>>67702030
>Ben Affleck tried so hard
>Couldn't save Batman v Superman
>>67693362
>>67694006
>>67694092
>>67694132
>>67694305
>>67691546
>> No Moustache
Step your game up nigga
>>67690467
the frick is "kino"?
>>67702310
Memespeak for a terrible movie.
>>67702158
>l'ascension du chevalier noir
subtle
>>67696230
>Didn't get it
It's not subtle, that's the point. The point is that he makes countless of these not-so-subtle allusions to pop culture, because pop culture isn't subtle, It's sugary and disposable, like the Jolly Ranchers. All the people complaining about Snyder hammering the viewer with Christ references missed this point.
>>67702492
>>67702366
You, you're alright...
>>67701905
kek, can't torch the Turkroach.
http://blogs.wsj.com/speakeasy/2016/03/11/inside-chris-terrios-vision-for-batman-superman-and-justice-league/
^^^^^^^
>>67690467
I'm glad your mother's boyfriend took you to your first movie.
>>67694570
>Snyder did the impossible. He made a superhero movie that was too smart for audiences.
Are you implying that capeshit audiences are intelligent?
>>67690467
>kino
Is this a new meme?
>>67704074
I'm part of the capeshit audience. I'm smart.FIGHT ME.
>>67704239
Okay. You're dumb. I win.
>>67690467 CARRY THE NEWS TO THE IGNORANT WORLD.
>>67704690
No u!
>>67700007
>>67700126
The destruction of New York is nested well into the netflix shows and it's going to be a big point in Civil War.
>>67690556
Stop memeing and explain this shit to a non /tv/fag you fucking autists
the best part of the move was batman deadlifting the piece of metal that crushed the guy at the beginning
thats being strong, batman been doing SS
are there going to be more Batman movies with Affleck ?
>>67705714
bats is captain ahab with his harpoon
supes is moby dick
>>67705714
well, do you even read ?
isn't Moby Dick a mandatory reading in high schools in america?
what the fuck are you doing there beside eating hamburgers
>>67705791
>>67705855
Thanks. I know Moby Dick, i just didn't know that's what the hole is supposed to look like.
>>67691952
Except this was not a good film.
>>67705764
Yes, and the word is he's also directing.
>>67692593
You first
>>67705931
Good because its fucking stupid.
>>67698085
So many great scenes in this movie. This one is right up there
Its pretty good yeah
>>67705933
I wasn't talking about the film, i was talking about comics
>>67702798
I wasn't talking about the Jesus shit, but things like Batman's arc, which Snyder showed through visual ques a lot of places .
>>67701299
the horses are in every major Superman scene that seem to affect Batman's feelings on him
at the beginning: there is a horse wandering in Metropolis, lost
during the senate explosion: a horse panics, then Batman decides to kill Superman
at the end: the horses walk with the casket
and in the pa kent dream, the horses were a good allegory for man's relationship with Superman
>>67690467
Say what you like about the plotline but aside from doomsday it was a visual masterpiece.
>>67693000
>>67707897
horsepower, i think horses also function as a symbol of power, the central struggle between lex bruce and clark
