What's the current rhetoric of DCfriend damage control?
>>67337418
>Injustice? OK fighting game, super shit story.
Injustice was alright
The Arkham games are good.
>trusting RT
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR!
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
BvS has good reviews.
First for predictions
at least they still have their animated features.
>A DECENT 40
>DECENT
>40
>not all superhero movies have to be "fun" waaaahhhh
>it's too philosophical for you to understand waaahhhh
HELLO DARKNESS MY OLD FRIEND
ZACK SNYDER TRICKED ME AGAIN
HE TRIED TO SELL ME AN AWFUL BLUNDER
I HOPE THAT FUCKING HACK SOON GOES UNDER
AND HIS CAREER
OF SHIT FLICKS
WON'T REMAIN
NEVER AGAIN
IT WAS THE DEATH
OF CAPEKINO
>>67337396
STOP IT
DELETE THIS THREAD
MOOOOOOOOODS
>yfw a video game trailer from 2010 was better than BvS
https://youtu.be/H7Nf-m6WGl4?t=25s
How long until JL is canceled?
There is no "damage control", only truth-telling.
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those you value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
>tfw I coined the A DECENT 40 meme
>>67337506
Nice pasta
HERES THE NEW COMICBOOK MOVIE LINE UP
>>67337506
The pretend kino pushers from /v/, /co/ and redlur(you)want to encourage the plebs sensibility on this board because it makes their job easier. They want "dude everyone get hyped for the latest movie, ha ha I love fun popcorn times aren't movies fun and comfy. you booked your tickets yet? Look at the rotten tomatoes score! Oh, you didn't like it? Well that's okay, everyone is entitled to their opinion" reddit environment.
I rage against this drift towards hugbox on a daily basis. Kino is a slaughter house. This is a medium of suffering in the name of authenticity and the board should refect that. This isn't 'fun times "fauxkino buff" clubhouse'.
I mean not to startle and insult those below me, but one must pave the path ahead with the blood of the common man. And that is you.
>>67337460
Nice shoop senpai
Hey guys what's going on here?
>>67337396
Im a dc faggot and i knew the movie was going to be shit
Every time i criticized the fucking movie i was called a marvel drone
How hard is it to understand that this fucking hack couldn't make a good movie even if his life depended on it
Is it too late to get my $45 back?? fuck im so piss
Who is the biggest fanboy that will damage control for this?
>>67337462
Why the fuck did WB not just pump more money into their comic book animated movies? They're actually pretty damn good unlike Marvel's trash. They also make a decent amount of money, or at least they used to.
They could increase the production budget by a shit ton and market them more to make a bunch of good animated films and rake in cash. They also have video games.
What the fuck is DC/WB thinking? Stop trying to one up Marvel with live action movies, they have a grip on the minds of viewers and DC started their movie universe way too late. They should push more video games and animated films more. Marvel has shit cartoons and games.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3UJagJ-tnA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=InUj9BT8KCc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muCtJsy-d9w
>>67336930
Red herring from what? What deeper development does MoS even have to offer? He's an alien god martyr raised by human parents who exacts the will of his alien god father to uplift and save the human race. In BvS, he even fucking dies to save humanity and rises again after being buried.
How is any of this a red herring? He's blatantly spandex Jesus. It's so on the nose it's fucking insulting.
>>67337568
When a movie like Suicide Squad looks better in the promo shown, you know the other movie will be complete shit.
Hack Snyder needs to be removed.
>>67337456
REALER THAN REAL LIFE
It's over...it's finally over.
The company wars have ended and Marvel has put down the edgy, try hard DC (as if there was any doubt)
Time to celebrate bros.
You know, today crazy.
First the Brussel Airport bombings, and that me mad.
Then the CPS taking a kid away from her parents for casino money, and that made me sad.
Now Dawn of Just, and this makes me laugh.
Isn't there a name for days like these?
FUCK YOU /tv/ GET OUTTA HERE
>>67337524
Hell, when Supes was getting his shit wrecked, I leaned over to a friend and said this was better than Passion Of The Christ. And still I forgot it is Easter weekend.
>39/100
It literally can't be that bad. Even sucker punch wasn't that bad
>>67337396
Someone spoil this shit for me.
>>67337396
YEAH A DECENT 40 INCHES OF DC'S COCK WILL BE SHOVED DOWN YOUR THROATS YOU FUCKING DISNEY SHILLS
>Warner will be BTFO by Disney and Fox in the same month
JUST
>Movie isn't even out
>Everyone is clinging to other people to dictate their opinion on it
You're all fucking sheep
>>67337460
ADJECTIVES
>>67337631
>CPS taking a kid away from her parents for casino money
Wait what?
don't know about you guys but I'm convinced
yfw Snyder reused the 'Boys' folder idea from Watchmen as a lazy way to show shitty short trailers for upcoming movies
>>67337670
>DUDE JUST PAY TO WATCH IT ANYWAYS LMAO, DON'T TRUST THOSE """""CRITICS""""" THAT TELL YOU TO NOT WASTE YOUR MONEY, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER
>>67337655
Please? I don't want to go see it.
>>67337738
Or maybe you can not shitpost about a movie you've never seen? Or maybe pirate it later if you want to have a legitimate opinion of it?
ITS BACK DOWN TO 39% HOLY SHIT
>to to RT to see reviews
>a few generic positive reviews
>a few decent and fair positive reviews
> a few generic negative reviews
> most of the negative reviews just complain that it isnt a comedy or a marvel movie.
So....why are we saying a 40 on rt is bad when the majority of negative reviews just bitching about it not being a Marvel flick is pretty much a positive review?
Why the fuck would we want ANOTHER franchise like marvel when the MCU is cringe worthy as fuck?
Does that mean BVS is good? No, only actually seeing the movie objectively will tell us that.
>>67337536
God is real
>>67337631
>Dawn of Just
>>67337670
Fuck. Jeph Loeb's post Long Halloween Batman and Superman stories were a hundred times better than this shit.
Fuck. I could almost swear they ripped off LXG.
It is a bad bad sign when a movie reminds of of that shitty comic adaptation.
>>67337789
>le strawman
So how many of you guys have seen it?
>>67337396
WHY ISN'T THIS MOVIE FUNNY WAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH GIVE ME MY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS
didn't see the movie just wondering, was he as bad as everyone thought he was gonna be?
i just got back from bvs and it was fant4stic
Critics are punishing Zack Snyder for making the movie he wants to make and not listening to them
All the movie has to do is clear $800
Spectre did it ($600+ international). I think Batman will carry it
>>67337757
Batman and superman fight, become friends and join wonder woman to fight a grey hulk. The end.
Post credits scene is lex pissing on the audience that paid to see this crappie.
Are you guys still gonna see it?
>>67337789
>fun = comedy and quips
you're dense m8. When they said the movie was not fun they didn't mean it didn't have enough quips. they mean it was fucking dull and boring. like a drama you fall asleep at. Not fun as in "hahaha fun" .
>>67337456
Wonder how long it'll take for stop motion to use this shit
Swapping out faces is right now both cheaper and faster but one day I'm thinking they'll be no need to
>>67337830
Holly Hunter's character has a private discussion with Lex. At one point Lex asks if he can call her by her first. She replies with something along the lines of
>You can piss in a cup and call it granny's sweet tea for all I care
Forward 20-30min. A jar of piss is sitting on the stand with the label GRANNY'S SWEET TEA, in the Superman trial scene before she's killed.
I seriously don't get the hate /tv/. It's honestly, and I'm not memeing here, not a bad score at all for rotten tomatoes. The hate is unfounded and just anti-capeshit memes.
I'm sure I'll personally enjoy the movie.
>>67337833
Even worse than that
>angry about bad reviews
>hasn't seen the movie yet
DC fans lol
ITS BACK DOWN TO 39%
ITS FUCKING OVER
they're not called drama books
>>67337789
>make a pretentious, humorless, shallow superhero movie
>people don't like it
who'd have known
>>67337833
If that bit about him pissing on his secretary tea is true, he even WORSE than everyone thought.
>>67337845
Not really.
>>67337867
Killed by what, again?
>>67337396
Of course Disney can buy all of these reviews. They own fucking Star Wars.
>>67337851
They say MCU movies are fun, but they're fucking boring as hell because they have the same god damn beats over and over.
I dont trust their definition of FUN.
especially after Star wars 7 which was a PAINFUL experience.
>>67337684
>Part-Native American girl taken from Southern California foster home
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/03/22/part-native-american-girl-taken-from-southern-california-foster-home.html
>Southern California foster home
Published March 22, 2016 FoxNews.com
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>A 6-year-old girl of partial Choctaw heritage was taken from a foster family in Southern California by social workers Monday under the Indian Child Welfare Act, despite efforts by her family and supporters to try to block the move.
>Social workers arrived at the home of Rusty and Summer Page shortly before 3 p.m. local time to take the girl, named Lexi, so she can be placed with blood relatives in Utah, Fox 11 reported.
>The move was made under the federal Indian Child Welfare Act, which was enacted in the 1970s to help protect the interests of Native American children. Lexi is 1.5% Choctaw, Fox 11 reported.
>Under the watchful eye of various cell phone cameras, social workers stood outside the front door of the home while the family prepared for the girl's departure. Supporters outside the home sang "Amazing Grace.''
>The girl loudly wept as Rusty Page carried her to a waiting car as supporters shouted "We love you, Lexi.'' Rusty Page quickly retreated back to his home where his other children were crying.
The reason "casino money" was mentioned is because that many Native American business owners abuse the Indian Child Welfare Act for getting voting shares which based on receiving income based on the amount of members in one's immediate family.
Also, CPS keeps getting away with foul shit.
>Dark Souls 3 is shit
>BvS is shit
Fuck...What's next?
Post yfw you didn't fell for the Hack meme
>>67337867
>Forward 20-30min. A jar of piss is sitting on the stand with the label GRANNY'S SWEET TEA,
>>67337867
Maby my humor has been destroyed by MCU quips, but that actually sound funny.
>>67337873
>not a bad score at all for rotten tomatoes.
39% is fucking terrible for any movie. Doesn't mean its automatically shit because there are some good movies with shitty scores but no, its not a good score. It's fucking terrible, especially for a blockbuster.
>>67337833
He was possibly worse than I expected. Maybe campier even though they already showed most of his parts in clips online..
At one point I was reminded from L from Deathnote by way of a campier Gene Hackman Luthor.
Maybe more evil than that Lex, but somehow more campy.
>>67337443
>is it possible this film turn me gay?
quips v broods
>>67337909
say what you will about Marvel and Star Wars and how "fun" is defined. The point is MoS and BvS (allegedly) can't be defined by fun, at all.
That's the problem.
>>67337922Civil War.
>>67337927
truly cannot believe how bad it is turning out to be.
absolutely incredible.
>>67337948
>there are good movies with shit scores
>>67337833
no-one here has seen it yet. it's just memerers getting their rocks off in a massive circlejerk before the truth turkey-slaps them back to the stone age.
>>67337670
Chances are most of us fall into the majority. If the majority of the reviews are bad, it's likely that we'll fall somewhere into that category. Sure some of us are the minority and will enjoy the shit out of it. But I'm being realistic and not thinking that I'm special or different.
I will eventually watch it and form my own opinion. But I use that majority viewpoint to decide if I want to spend money on something I have a decent chance of not liking.
>>67337927
>>67337948
RT is also a collection of multiple reviews across the web so its not a perfect system, its essentially cherry picking and assuming rotten/fresh score for each reviewer is accurate to the review.
Am I the only one that thinks Snyder looks like Todd Howard?
>>67337996
8mm was pretty good desu.
don't worry guys snyder has the votes of the supertomatoes
You fucking faggots think that by fun people mean jokes
No, you thick retards, pic related is a fun movie for example
>>67337998
I just got back from a press screening.
Plenty of cities have had them.
They give away extra seats via free passes.
Been to numerous ones before for other movies.
>>67337973
>The point is MoS and BvS (allegedly) can't be defined by fun
And i thought despite it flaws, MOS was fun.
i dont need to laugh to be entertained or appreciate something.
>>67337996
>6 cents has been deposited into your account
>>67338044
>reviewers literally saying it should have had more jokes
>REEEEEEEEEE THEY MEAN FUN NOT JOKES
>>67338048
Is the Lex Luthor piss jar thing for real?
>>67337530
Lol nice try faggot. Im the one that started the
>A DECENT 40
>>67338048
post pass and timestamp
>>67338017
Not really, but they're both manlets so it doesn't matter.
>>67337996
Nightcrawler
>>67338048
Ticket stub with timestamp.
>>67338048
What did you think?
>>67337597
kevin smith
>>67338082
But Nightcrawler has a 95?
>>67338017
No Todd, i will not but fallout 4
I just saw the movie tonight. better then most marvel movies desu.Superman "dies". the movie is fine piece of capeshit, doomsday looks cool. and i dont feel like typing all of my shity opinions.
>>67337996
Die Hard 3
>>67338082
Nightcrawler has good reviews you idiot
>>67338067
no it does not literally say anything about jokes.
sorry DCuck.
>>67338060
>i dont need to laugh to be entertained or appreciate something.
neither do I anon, Fun can exist without funny jokes.
MoS was no fun, in any matter of speaking.
I did not like Snyder's interpretation of the character, and it looks like it will be more of the same dull brooding type movie.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67338117
>better then most marvel movies desu.
It's funny how they always use this argument and it's never, ever true.
DKEKS ACTUALLY PUT THEIR TRUST IN A GUY WHO MADE THIS
WE'VE ENTERED THE AGE OF CAPE KINO, BOYS. THANK YOU BASED SNYDER
>>67338067
Step out of the car sir is a funny scene
the thing is Snyder can't do somethibg like it
whats this about Lex pissing in a jar?
>>67338060
>MOS was fun
>>67338166
haha every marvel movie is the same fagget
>>67337443
>that denial
>>67338179
He pisses into a cup and his secretary drinks it
>>67338141
"There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky; a few jokes wouldn't have gone amiss, either." - NICK DE SEMLYEN
QUICK, /tv/! PREDICT THE RT SCORES OF:
>Wonder Woman
>Aquaman
>Justice League
>>67338145
>I did not like Snyder's interpretation of the character, and it looks like it will be more of the same dull brooding type movie.
Grow up. Stop enjoying superheroes being heroes, ya homo manchild. This is real superheroes for the real world, not your shitty two dimensional four color funnies.
>>67338107
>>67338134
oh sorry
I thought it was music scores
Gomen
>>67337927
Man,they just have gone cinema with the smallville universe.
>best pa kent
>best luthor
>great lois
>okay superboy prime
>>67338170
I'm only 25 and I don't seek out bad movies, but this the worst movie I ever saw. And I watched all 4 Transformers movies.
Sure the action was cool, whatever. But literally nothing in the fiml mattered because itall took place 1 second before the lobotomyLiterally a 13 year old's Inception
>>67338191
This excuse as always.
You do realize one can say the same shit about all the DC movies, at least the ones coming out anyways.
>>67338179
Hey. No one ever said it was his piss.
>>67338200
No. You're thinking of Ultron.
NOOOOOO
WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BEAT STAR WARS' OPENING WEEKEND
>>67338200
wait wat. for real.
why is this allowed?
>>67338214
If Snyder continues to call the shots for the DCU:
>56% Wonder Woman
>63% Aquaman
>75% Justice League
>86% The Flash (even with Snyder, you can't fuck this up)
39%
THIRTY NINE PERCENT
THIRTY NINE MOTHER FUCKING PERCENT
ITS OVER
>>67338145
>MoS was no fun, in any matter of speaking.
In your opinion, not everyones.
and there is no measurement for fun.
MOS was enjoyable and shit posters blow its flaws out of proportion.
>>67338145
>dull brooding
What brooding?! Stop exaggerating small moments like they're the majority of a film.
>>67338261
http://www.geek.com/news/batman-v-superman-comic-fans-will-hate-it-youll-probably-love-it-embargoed-til-6pm-et-1650343/
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>>67338256
>someone actually thought this would happen
>>67338265
What did they mean by this?
>>67338265
You can give things high reviews on IMDB without actually seeing the movie.
>>67338274
38% now
>>67338274
>>67338261
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
>>67338111
Please. The first downloadable content, Automotron™ has released today across all consoles. It is included in the season pass.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously.
>>67338287
holy fucking shit my sides.
>>67338188
>>67338188
no he only just fucking saved the world and metropolis was destroyed when he got back.
Will people actually watch the movie instead of spewing shit they see online?
>>67338269
>86% The Flash (even with Snyder, you can't fuck this up)
Why not the TV show is horrible as fuck. And that tries to be comfy and not dark and edgy.
>>67338269
> Flash
> Snyder can't fuck him upYou didn't see how retarded he looked and worked in this movie.
>>67338274
NOT EVEN A DECENT 40
>>67338301
still 39 for me
>>67338252
they are all the same boring formula marvel movies. after I see each marvel movie I feel like ive seen it before (not including captian america) This movie did a good job as i said before i dont feel like typing shit. so you wont get an arguement from me. I know this sounds like im being a pussy but its 5 am so im going to sleep. see the movie for yourself.
>>67338214
>Man of Steel got 56%
>this gets 40%
I don't know what people are freaking out about. Man of Steel was a masterpiece, and this is only a bit below Man of Steel. That leaves plenty of room for it to still be a great movie.
RIP DC Cinematic Universe
2013-2016
May a colony of bats sing thee to thy rest
>>67338284
>In your opinion, not everyones.
I did state it was my opinion, even though the majority agrees.
I don't know about measuring fun, but a silent car ride with the friends I just watched it with isn't a good sign (again, in our opinion)
>What brooding?! Stop exaggerating small moments like they're the majority of a film.
How many emotions does Superman portray? besides sad, angry, melancholy and slightly sadder.
>>67338385
>Man of Steel was pretty good but don't fucking delude yourself, it is not a masterpiece.
>>67337927
>>67338384
And "make everything look like Nolans Batman" is somehow different and unique?
>Age of Ultron was a terrible movie
>has amazing reviews
That was when I stopped listening to RT
Just watched it. Man I actually liked the way Batman was handled, but was meh on everything else. Wonder woman kind of ruined it in my view.
DC is finished.
>Once a colony of bats literally lifts Bruce Wayne up in the air as a Christ-like figure, you’re probably watching a movie that takes itself pretty seriously
maybe they can get Josh Trank to direct JL
>>67338440
Age of Ultron is a masterpiece compared to this shit
"Wheelchair bomb" is the new "flying freight trailer"
>>67337396
>australians even shitpost in reviews
>>67338384
> (not including captian america)
ayy this nigga knows what hes talking about. captain america and gotg are the only proper movies in the mcu.
>>67338214
I'm guessing sub 50 desu.
I don't think it could actually stay in the 40s.
Will Snyder get chased off like Whedon?
>>67338462
why is Snyder such an unsubtle hack when it comes to religion?
the extreme bias against DC and Snyder in this board is sickening. None of you memers have even seen the movie and all of you are so eager to see it fail. FUCK YOU, its no surprise that this board is one of the worst boards since you manchilds easily get entertained with repetitive drivel that Marvel produces.
You piece of shits disgust me. Fuck you
and to think i actually had some hopes for this movie
sure it was directed by hack snyder but, didnt affleck help with the script? didnt snyder learn from his past mistakes?
what in the hell wet wrong?
>>67338485
I really hope so.
>>67337845
I am. I'm pretty sure anyone who wanted to see it will see it either way. It's MoS all over again. I think the reviews only effect the people who didn't like MoS and were on the fence about seeing it. But let's be honest, even if it was good those people would have shit all over the movie anyways.
>>67338385
>Man of Steel was a masterpiece
lol
>>67338440
Remember that scene when Cap saves a lady from falling from the city? pretty heroic
Now tell me when does this happens in a dc movie
>>67338261
No Lex doesn't do that with a jar of piss.He gives the jar of piss to a female senator and then blows up Congress like in Mars Attacks. This was maybe funnier.
>>67338473
Yeah and what about it cunt?
>>67338494
because muh mythology.
>>67338515
watch this and then get back to me, pleb.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7p5-14rjWUM
>>67338498
>the extreme bias against DC and Snyder in this board is sickening.
Maybe he should stop directing shitty movies and WB should stop hiring him.
>>67338520
Superman saved Lois twice and that one Mexican girl in that fire.
S-see. Superman dirdctly saved two people in this movie. Maybe that Russian rocket had a person in it too.
>>67338397
>even though the majority agrees.
if we go by audience and critic scores, the opposite is true.
if we only count /tv/ shit posting then you're right.
>>67338397
>How many emotions does Superman portray? besides sad, angry, melancholy and slightly sadder.
happy, annoyed, ecstatic, fascinated, curious, fearful, eager, conflicted, ect
>>67338520
They actually had too much of that kind of thing in the AoU climax, it ended up messing up the flow of the action.
>>67338502
since when is Afflec a good script writer? good will hunting was a fluke and was almost certainly mostly written by damon
>>67338498
>Its bias because its the consensus.
Sorry but you're just wrong m8. And anyways, about 1/2 those threads were DC fans shitting on the new look. It was pretty fun.
>>67338502
>didnt snyder learn from his past mistakes?
He hasn't had an opportunity to learn anything. Every time he directs another flop, he gets another chance. The guy probably still thinks he's killing it.
>>67338426
he is nothing like nolans batman kek. as i said before marvel is boring. aids of ultron is shit. just plain garbage still gets praised. I might sound biased here, but not as biased as marvelcucks, nolans batman was good(not including the third one). why not go with same theme anyway? Also this batman is way diferent then nolans. nothing is the same about him and that batman. superman being like nolans batman is false. Watch the movie yourself.
>>67338589
it was written by william goldman
>>67338498
I'll bet you think a 40 is decent
>>67338469
like you've actually seen it.
>>67338589
Argo, The Town.
Anybody have the link to the poll where /tv/ predicted what BvS would get on Rotten Tomatoes? I want to see how many people actually got it right.
Someone tell me the entire plot of this movie.
>>67338611
lol So you're a DCuck. Got it, your opinion is invalid just like any Marvelfags opinion.
>>67338611
I agree with this fellow. Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice is a great movie you should watch as many times as possible.
>>67338611
Do all DCucks speak in broken sentences like that? Are these movies aimed at spastic mongoloids?
>>67337666
You DCucks will need about 40 people to accomplish that
>>67338595
Given all the Jesus imagry and Passion Of The Christ suffering, maybe he has a persecution complex and thinks he is persevering against those fanboys thar hate him and his being the salvation of superhero films.
http://birthmoviesdeath.com/2016/03/22/batman-v-superman-review-zack-snyders-doomsday
>With all preconceived notions of how Batman and Superman should be portrayed put aside, I can say with complete certainty that Batman v Superman is not a particularly well made film. It is, in fact, the film that finally drives home to me the reality that Zack Snyder is not particularly great at storytelling
>It’s almost crazy how flimsy and poorly constructed the first hour of the film is. Snyder and his editors seem to have inserted scenes haphazardly; while most take place in what seem to be chronological order there is no flow from one scene to another.
>The film is too long by half and yet it never finds time to do any character work, focusing instead on relentlessly moving forward its over-complicated, unmotivated plot.
>The one bright spot in the film is Batman, played by Ben Affleck as the one character who has any sort of character at all.
>Gal Gadot is fine as Wonder Woman, playing a character without any depth. She seems cool in battle?
>Luthor’s machinations in the film are, essentially, nonsense (one of his dastardly plans involves a jar of piss), and they are largely unmotivated.
>Eisenberg is next-level terrible as Luthor. He’s a twitchy lunatic pretty much from the start, and if there are any events in the story that lead to him escalating his plot to the point of creating an unstoppable monster I missed them.
>To say that Superman v Batman: Dawn of Justice is a bad movie doesn’t go far enough. This film feels like Zack Snyder hobbling the entire upcoming DC Movieverse before it gets started. It’s small things, like revealing that Lex Luthor names all the members of the Justice League and gives them their symbols. It’s big things, like where the film leaves the story at the end. And it’s things in between, because the first two movies in this universe have been all about why heroism is essentially bad.
>>67338666
im not really good at typing when ive been awake so long. also no arguement so lets make fun of gramerrrrrrrrr
>>67337460
>[film]
Can't they stop using adjectives? They're but subjective values that don't say nothing about anything.
>>67338555
>Someone devoted 40 minutes to memes.
Wow.
>>67337666
lol "Disney Shills". Other way around dude. Why would Disney need to shill Marvel shit when everything they do is gold. Now DC needing people to shill there shit is more likely.
>>67338520
Saved a school bus full of kids
Saved men on an oil rig
Saved the entire god damn city and world by having to fly all the way to india to destroy that machine
Saved that family from the heat vision
Saved Lois multiple times
ect
>>67338418
THANK YOU BASED LEX
>>67338611
Because the Dark knight Trilogy was still Grounded in reality and appealed to a wider audience than,
Grimdark superman killing his own kind in the first movie, seriously Marvel are just more fun and know their audience
>>67338684
Yeah. The editing was pretty shit. Even a friend's boyfriend who doesn't read cape comics said the storytelling was pretty shit. Think he said maybe the music was somewhat neat.
>>67338651
one day supes walks into find louis down on her knees wrapping her mouth around a big black cock he grows flustered and doesn't know what to do so he just masturbates and then another black man comes up from behind and starts fingering him in his anus and he starts dribbling cum as he watches lois get fucked raw screaming about how much she loves black dick
>>67338639
The trailer spoils the whole movie
Well, not the WHOLE movie, the stuff they leave out is even more terrible
>>67338684
>It’s small things, like revealing that Lex Luthor names all the members of the Justice League and gives them their symbols.
Christ, really.
>TDKR is considered the last decent DC movie
What the fuck went wrong?
I don't know who's in a more JUST situation right now, Sony or WB? At least ASM2 flopped, Sony was able to strike a deal with Disney to integrate Spider-Man into MCU while still owning some production rights. WB is just fucked in the ass.
>>67338640
lol the town is supposed to be a good example of his writing abilities?
Argo isn't terrible but it's such a forgettable movie
>>67338733
i agree they are more fun. but it gets boring for me.
I like the edge that dc puts in their movies. desu
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>>67338760
They should all be rated like 10 points lower, except maybe the Cap movies.
>>67337396
Guys R E L A X BvS is good. It's not the fucking godfather but it's still a quality Cape movie. Obviously there's a couple scenes that don't pace well and, like I've said from the start, Eisenberg wasn't the right choice but I still enjoyed it. The ending is a little annoying as it is basically setting up for the rest of the films but I enjoyed it. Also dude it's fucking RT, it's a bunch of fucking Disney shills that try and act like AoU was some fucking masterpiece. None of them actually read comics, they're just casuals. Also there's a lot of trolls that post for no reason. The best thing marvel studios has made isn't even a movie, it was Daredevil season 1.
>>67338760
>Incredible Hulk, Iron Man 2, Thor, Avengers, Thor 2, Avengers 2 all have fresh scores
all of those were fucking garbage
>>67338733
> he thinks Nolans films were actuslly any more grounded than Burton or anyone else's cape films
It was a faux-realism. It was a coat of realism. It was a magic trick. It was just hisprestige.
>>67338773
>lol the town is supposed to be a good example of his writing abilities?
I never called him Shakespeare, but the guy can put together a screenplay. At the very least, much better than Snyder and Goyer.
It could have been worse, though. They could have hired Lindeloff to write it.
ITS DOWN TO 38% FUCKING LMAO
>>67338820
lol Avengers garbage... you DCucks kill me.
>>67338820
You forgot Iron Man 3 and Cap 1
>>67338760
Fix'd
>>67338773
yea Argo didn't deserve its oscars or anything like that, but its solid enough and I would feel more comfortable in Affleck's hands than Snyder's
>>67338820
all of those were still better than this turd
>>67338765
In terms of content, Sony is more fucked. In terms of finances, they have Deadpool as a success.
>>67337614
Why the fuck didn't WB let some of the creative talent that handle the comic book, tv and animated divisions, that have done so well for them handle the movie adaptions? It's so obvious, even Kevin fucking Smith pointed that out to them when they hired him to write a draft on Superman Lives. If they had, they could have beaten Marvel to the punch and started their own capeshit cinematic universe in the 90s. Hell, there was still room for them to do so after Nolan left. But no, they still have lunatic hacks like John Peters and David S. Goyer calling the shot. They then hired the teenage boy stuck in a man's body that did Sucker Punch and Man of Murder to direct their biggest ever feature. In all honesty, they deserve what they get.
>>67338852
its down to 38 now m8
>>67338520
That scene almost put me to sleep it was so boring
Gtfo here
>>67338865
Sony is making a shit ton of money and is recovering steadily. This isn't 2012 anymore anon.
>>67338851
I didn't see Cap 1, and Iron Man 3 at least tried to do something different so I gave it a pass.
>>67337830
Kek the Disney crowd is in full effect
>>67338891
Thats why I said they are only fucked in terms of content.
>>67338852
I'm still kind of anal pained that Norton didn't stay on as The Hulk.
>>67337916
>i'm more white than she is indian
>>67338857
Great Rao. I wish Warners had waited for Affleck to finish Argo to let him kickstart his own Justice League instead of giving the keys to Snyder.
please tell me this movie will be the end of Zack Snyder career
I'm so fucking sick and tired of seeing his doofy faggot name. if a name could suck a dick, that name would be Zack Snyder
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>>67338765
>WB is just fucked in the ass.
Because they want to be, they own so much awesome shit like Hellblazer, Transmetropolitan, Animal Man, The Spectre, Sandman Mystery Theatre, Preacher and so on, but they just sit on it. They just noticed R rated comic book movies are a hit, and instead of using any good properties they hinted at a fucking Lobo movie.
They're failing because they go the safe route.
Marvel made movies out of ant-man and guardians of the galaxy. Fox made a memepool movie and killed it at the box office. Let those sink in for a minute.
WB needs to take more risks, but that's probably not going to happen.
Question: why do they keep hiring the same failures, anyway? I've noticed a trend with Snyder and the Wachowski sisters. They keep directing stoolies and they keep giving them more work.
38% now
>>67338922
Sorry, I didn't read all the way down the reply line
>mods just deleted the only positive BvS thread
>board is full of tons of negative threads
How much fucking money is Disney dropping on shills? Jesus Christ.
>>67338820
Wait how was Avengers 2?
>>67338967
I fucking hated it.
>>67338852
Isn't The Hulk from Universal, tho?
>>67338716
>everything they do is gold
>iron man 2
>iron man 3
>>67338117
why would they even pretend superman can stay dead?
literally the most publicized and controversial event in comic book history was superman's "death" and return
who the fuck does snyder think he's fooling? this is the event that fucking killed the comic book industry. why the fuck would you try it again?
>>67338942
Because WB likes to hire within there current contracts.. Zack probably has a multi movie deal with WB
>>67337396
THE "A DECENT 40" MEME IS OVER!
"A DECENT 38" MEME WHEN?
>>67338967
It was ok, had some good scenes in an overall mediocre film
>>67338942
It baffles me how Snyder or the tranny brothers still get work
they must have dirt on some studio ceos or something.
>>67338977
iron man 3 is great fuck off
>>67338865
>they have Deadpool as a success.
That's Fox, not Sony. Sony has diddly squat.
>>67338963
Rotten tomatoes is own by WB btw dumbass
