DC
ON
SUICIDE
WATCH
FOR RICHARD
LMAO JuSt
>>67335415
JUUUUUUUUUUUUST
GIVE ME AN ETA ON CHARLES
>>67335415
You mean...
SUICIDE
SQUAD
WATCH
Daily reminder that Rotten Tomatoes is owned by Warner Brothers.
The score is justified
What's his problem, bros?
>>67335415
as if they care for reviews
its all about the shekels senpai
>>67335415
>trusting RT
ITS OVER
part 2 is actually a pretty decent "xman" movie
>>67335415
First fora decent 40
RICHARD MAUNE FB RAID
Fat autistic man-child deleted his video of him crying over the bad reviews
RYM BRINGING THE HEAT
>>67335481
Richard is the hero we deserve. He should have been directing this movie.
Capeshit is crap.
More news at 11.
It's going up, Marvel BTFO
All of your anti DC shitposting is going to get destroyed when it hits a solid 90
>>67335415
How can reviews be so conflicting?
>>67335506
The thing is this isn't meme-autism, this is literal autism. His profile is filled with ponies, power-puff girls, deadpool, batman, and apparently he calls his gf 'Mrs. Kenobi'
If you FB raid you'll probably be getting subpoenaed in a few weeks from driving him to an hero.
His cameo was the best part of the show.
>>67335474
>BREAKING: Fandango is set to acquire Flixster and Rotten Tomatoes, which includes the professional movie critic rating tool the Tomatometer, from Warner Bros. Entertainment. The move solidifies the advance movie ticket vendor and movie news site as premier digital network for all things movies, providing consumers with showtimes, ticketing, reviews and movie/TV news. This is the perfect marriage of brands that complement one annother other with their services. At this point, no cuts in staff are expected.
>>67335537
I know right?
WILDLY more entertaining
>>67335445
uh... we lookin at the same RT, or is it actually gone up for no reason?
>>67335445
If you're going to post a not up to date cap at least use this.
Is ben affleck the new face of JUST? How do we save him? Can he sign with the Russo bros?
>>67335547
no way its going to go from 41 to 90
maybe a 60 or a 70 if dc is lucky
>So that's it huh, we on some kinda suicide watch?
>>67335559
FUCK
Y
O
U
>>67335554
>I knew it would be good
I wonder why these people got tickets to the screenings
hmm
>>67335555
Nice quads Richard
>>67335522
MUBI IS DOING IT TOO
>>67335415
Rotten tomatoes are bought by marvel shit.
>>67335576
>>67335578
top critics faggots
>>67335554
Capeshit company wars, that's why.
So we're some kind of Suicide Squad?
>>67335610
P O E T R Y
O
E
T
R
Y
>>67335547
this meme is fucking awful
>>67335596
Ben just can't seem toWAKE UP
>>67335565
>Fandango Owner
NBCUniversal
(Comcast) (70%)
Warner Bros.
(Time Warner) (30%)[
NEW ONE BOYS
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=skoj2Q3tPmQ
>>67335624
still different, at 33%
Why was I getting fucking flashbacks to LXG? Why would someone make Justice Leage like the LXG movie?! Hell. LXG may have been better lit and filmed.
>>67335555
CAREFUL OR HE'LL SUCK YOUR SOUL AWAY
>>67335652
>Those comics
>capekino
>Nothing but positive reactions early on
>RT shits on it and somehow it's the only thing that matters now
Why?
HACK SNYDER ON SOME KIND OF SUICIDE WATCH
>>67335554
>Normies
IT'LL BREAK 50 ON METACRITIC
JUST WATCH
>>67335652
>11:38 seconds
>>67335652
HERE WE GO
MIKE AND JAY DRUNK FROM KENTUCKY HERE
>>67335576
>>67335578
Look at the picture again, dumbfucks.
>>67335697
Is this the shortest lived meme?
dont worry my DC c-friends!
You guys still have Suicide Squad right?
That'll surely beat Civil War and Dr Strange!
Affleck was maybe the best part despite how this film set his Batman up.
It just keeps getting better
>IMDB says it's one of the best comic movies
>RT says it' one the worst
WTF, who paid who?
>>67335698
Metacritic is shitting on it.
IGN shit on it hard
>>67335610
warner literally owns rotten tomatoes
>>67335697
post rare evans
>>67335652
nerd culture is terrible
>>67335745
who is this?
>>67335745
Tarantino fans everyone
>>67335559
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c8AA_W_y9dk
Obligatory
>>67335766
>>67335750
>IMDB says
That's been that way long before ANYONE had seen it.
Richard and his kin have spammed 10/10's for that.
>>67335750
Have you seen what IMDB considers the best movies of all time? Why wouldn't anyone take them seriously,
>Hate Man of Steel when it's released, for almost 3 years I've been expecting to hate BvS
>Rewatch it last week.Twice
>It's not so bad, I might even like it a little
>Cool, no way BvS can be worse
>Today happens
>>67335707
what the fuck is considered good on metacritic?
from what i can tell 64 is god damn movie of the year
>>67335745
leave the fucking kid alone, you retards
he clearly has some sort of autism
I know it's a meme on /tv/ to shit on anything cape related, but anyone else besides me really hoping it was gonna be good?
>>67335469
>>67335652
Wow Mike and Jay really unJUSTed themselves huh
YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE
>>67335785
kid who posted a video crying about the bad reviews on batman so far, deleted the video after we found him, and we found his fb now. Richard Maune is the name, ponies is the game
>>67335652
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SWc7N1hdbfU
Do people honest judge movies based on RT before even seeing it?
Sounds like poor judgement. Just pay the $6 to watch the movie and judge for yourself.
>>67335699
more worried about Ben to be frank
>Mfw BvS is at 41%
>Mfw CW will reach 90% or above
>Based Russos will deliver
Good job DC trusting Hack Snyder will your starting your universe you can always make another Batman movie to get things started again
>>67335766
>>67335740
S-stop making fun of us.
>>67335522
IGN STARTED THE FIRE.
>>67335815
Then his handler shouldn't let him use the internet.
wew lads
feel bad for cavill tbhonesto
>>67335839
>$6 for a movie
How's 1980 like senpai
>>67335837
Can we get the /v/******rs that commented on the videos too??
>>67335745
>>67335745
Leave him alone, idiot.
>>67335831
The true creators of capekino
>>67335837
>Richard Maune is the name, ponies is the game
>>67335815
You can't fool us Richard
>>67335868
is that 3.2 out of 5?
![superman-bald[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/NcLP6Vz.jpg "superman-bald[1].jpg")
JUST
new hot meme bpys
>a decent 40
>YFW Supesdies in his own movie
>>67335576
>>67335578
>>67335445
>>67335480
So...this...is....the power....of...KIno...
Whoa
Its back to 39%
>>67335877
>He actually pays more than $6 to see a movie.
How's the year of our lord twenty sixteen treating you?
>>67335891
Richard, don't suck my soul away please
>>67335880
Everyone was smart enough to use fake names.
>"Dawn of Capekino"
dcucks on suicide watch
>>67335831
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO SAVE DC NOT DESTROY IT
BRING BALANCE TO CAPESHIT NOT THROW PLUNGE IT INTO MARVEL
What a disaster. I honestly and truly believed just because it was Superman v Batman, it'd be 70 at the very least. How do you get a 40? A fucking 40.
O honestly can't wait to read based Armond White review. I bet he'll like it
>>67335943
>yfw Capalso dies in his own movie
>>67335949
Some good, some bad. Hopefully better than 2015. Thanks for asking senpai I appreciate it.
so it's at 40% right now with 44 reviews in, usually scores don't change significantly from where they are at 200 reviews vs where they are at 50, so it'll probably top out in the 40-45% range
jesus
>>67335740
To be fair, Suicide Squad might beat BvS
>>67335998
it is a decent 40 tho
>https://my.mixtape.moe/jzfdgx.webm
You're all welcome. Especially you Richard wherever you are lurking.
>>67335998
critics are full of shit, thats how
>Wonder Woman arrives, fashionably late as you'd expect from the world's most iconic female superhero
What did he mean by this?
>muh reviews
Nah, fuck off. It's gunna be great.
Who /hype/ here?
>>67336009
Video game cut scene, but it could happen
>>67335945
This movie gonna get a 50
>>67336036
thanks bae i wanted to see the sperg cry
>>67335864
>>67336042
richard korra kenobi pls go
>>67336045
What vidya familia?
>>67335415
Friendly reminder
>>67336036
What is this.
Why was it bad?
has anyone ITT even seen the movie?
why are you making so many threads about it?/tv/ on the right
>>67336040
he meant that he has autism
>>67335956
They weren't
I checked
>>67336036
My hero
>>67335479
That's correct though
>>67336036
based anon saves the day
>>67336042
A numerical score should not influence how you feel about the film. This score is the aggregate of a number of critics with varying perspectives and viewpoints. Everyone has different opinions, and yours may be different. And while a few of these reviews may just blindly insult the movie, many of them do articulate what they do and do not like about the film.
Reviewing a film (or any other piece of art) is not like testing the tensile strength of a steel alloy. There is no objective scale of good and bad. There are nuances. Some elements may hit the mark for some critics, and miss it for others. The merit of a review should lie in its words, not a number at the end of it.
The Tomatometer meter is not final. Only 27 reviews have been counted, and there are plenty more to come. As of now, it's sitting at 42%. An hour ago, it was at 14%. Take no stock in what the "score" is right now.
>>67336042
I'm here fampai
>The Godzilla remake has far higher score than this horseshit
What the fuck went wrong?
>>67336070
Literally none of those are wrong
>>67336045
which videoga?
>>67336036
>MUH 327
DKEKS LITERALLY
BTFO
T
F
O
Oh, look, another film that a bunch of people will like despite critic approval.
Everyone has different taste. Who knows, I'll either like it or hate it, but in the end I've never let a critic let me decide if a movie is good. Honestly with a movie like this, the bad reception might get more people wondering what's wrong with it, and they'll go see it regardless.
God you fucks will argue about anything
>>67336070
>still hasn't explained why those are wrong
LOL
>>67336093
>anime
Kill yourself my man
>>67336068
I don't know, ask /v/ or /co/
>>67335794
man that is lazy as fuck
i mean at least bother to match the timing of the original
>>67336086
Jesus
>>67336009
He's killed by Crossbones in Civil War comic
>>67336111
Pleb spotted
>>67335469
>not Suicide Watch Squad
pleb
>>67336084
His subs, or /tv/ fags?
>>67335554
Multiple Groups.
Older Normies: this isnt Donner
Comic Fans (people that purchase multiple comics over age 20): thats not like the character
Families: where is the humor
Adults exposed to sups media as children (film/comics/ cartoons) : It was not excellent but I enjoyed it.
Critics: can be any on the above but less likely to be adults exposed to multiple versions of the same thing.
THR's review is fairly brutal:
>after Man of Steel three years ago, the studio had to know what it was getting with director Zack Snyder; the film may be imposing, but it's not fun.
>the villain here, Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor, is so intensely annoying that, very early on, you wish Batman and Superman would just patch up their differences and join forces to put the squirrelly rascal out of his, and our, misery.
>The filmmakers would seem to have thrown up their hands at how to gracefully integrate Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) into the action, simply hurling her into the epic final battle without significant preparation at all. With just her sword and shield, she doesn't seem meant to mix it up with these big guys right off the bat.
http://www.hollywoodreporter.com/review/batman-v-superman-dawn-justice-877477
>>67335976I HATE YOU
>>67336118
>We live in an age where if a cape movie isn't filled with quips, one liners, and hilarious monologue that it's deemed entirely shit.
T-thanks Marvel for setting up the bar so high.
>Is it a masterpiece, I wouldn't go that far
>twenty seconds later
>THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING
>>67335817
I was, anon, I like fun popcorn flicks but got the vibes from the previews that this was going to be planted up its own ass. Sad that happened.
>>67336131
>listens to /v/ and /co/
Naive
>>67335998
>40
>not decent
>>67336118
So some faggot MKEK doesnt like a DC movie because it isnt the same shit shoved down his neck since iron man?
Well fuck, now i WANT to see the movie.
>>67335652
how can capeshit fans be so assblasted
if they don't care about RT why are they fucking whining about the score
>>67336086
>>67336036
This is honestly kind of sad
>>67336179
go to bed zach
>>67335606
>one and for all
>>67336142
You realize that picture is likely Caps funeral right? Not the moment he dies...
>>67336170
>the villain here, Jesse Eisenberg's Lex Luthor, is so intensely annoying that, very early on, you wish Batman and Superman would just patch up their differences and join forces to put the squirrelly rascal out of his, and our, misery.
i don't care about anything else at this point, just knowing eisenburg is lex made me disinterested in this movie.
>>67336160
The people meme commenting
>>67336040
what the fuck
>>67336170
>not fun
Stop with that shit already
I'm sure all those reviews have valid point, but I have a hard time trusting someone who make sure to include "fun" in his analyze of why the movie sucked.
>>67335817
I'm still hoping it's good, I liked MoS and that wasn't well received either.
>>67335998
40 is decent, come on guys stop the meme
>>67336170
>she doesn't seem meant to mix it up with these big guys right off the bat.
confirmed initiated
>>67335877
Tuesdays at most theaters near me movies are 6 bucks. 5 if I want to go a little further out of the suburbs.
>>67336124
If it isn't obvious than you need some help
>39%
It looks like a shitty cgi fest, at least the nolan batman movies seemed to attempt to cut down the CGI
>>67336239
ive seen dozens of reviews praising him and this is the first slamming him.
>>67336198
I don't. Someone posted that once, and someone else said the name of the game. I don't remember what it was.
>>67335817
no, BvS is the worst sort of capeshit film. Grimdark, edgy bullshit with far too many characters
Why the fuck can't producers learn? Look at Spiderman 3 for instance, you had Venom, Sandman and Green Goblin all in the same fucking movie. Surprise, it was a pile of shit as a result
>>67335652
DC fans, ladies and gentlemen.
>>67336036
>all those crosses
DELETE THIS THREAD!!!!
>implying he cares about the score
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=chav14CScR4
>>67335652
This is cringe worthy
I still can't decide whether DC or Marvel shills are worse.
>>67336251
i dotn even understand what they mean by fun, to be honest.
half these fags say star wars 7, jurrassic world and transformers are fun, but give MOS shit.
>>67335479
>literally Cuckold: The superhero
>>67335831
>""""""VISIONARY""""""" DIRECTOR
>One rather wishes that Jesse Eisenberg had slightly less to do as a younger, hairier Lex Luthor (the film could have been titled: How Luthor got Shorn). Offering us his first properly bad performance, Eisenberg twitches, pauses and jabbers like a ham doing a one-man show above a pub about a teenage lunatic who thinks he’s Lex Luthor.
EISENBERG BTFO
>>67336314
Someone make a DC version of this
>>67335415
>every single negative review hates it because it isn't snarky like those Marvel capeshit movies
Liberals truly do ruin everything.
>>67336287
nope
>Lex gives his assistant aglass of his own piss as a prank for failing him
>>67336268
Are you stepping up now?
>>67335998
it might still increase but at this rate it won't get much above 50 but ultimately the combined score isn't the exact consensus.
The positive reviews aren't exactly glowing either which is what really should concern fans. Even some normies on youtube who regularly shill confidently for both DC and Marvel seem to be second guessing themselves about their own enjoyment of BvS.
It looks like unless Batman and Superman are the most important things in your life you will probably leave disappointed with the weak story, abundance of undeveloped subplots and characters and complete lack of direction or momentum.
But it is very shiny apparently, so there's that.
>>67336338
Eisenberg is a good actor but he had to be the worst fucking casting for Lex
>>67336345
.....and?
>>67336279
Nolan never liked CGI, apparently he's getting an actual ww2 tank for his next movie cause he fucking hates CGI
>>67336338
good.
>>67335851
>Implying Russos Yes Man will deliver anything
>>67336345
>Lex gives his assistant a glass of his own piss as a prank for failing him
Please
Kill me
>>67336032
It does benefit from snyder having nothing to do with it
>>67336345
what the fuck
i pretty much dropped this flick as soon as his casting was announced but has snyder seriously lost his fucking mind?
>>67336343
on it
>>67336344
Batman Begins and TDK aren't like Marvel capeshit movies but a fucking awesome and liked by even Marvel fans. Face it. This movie isn't liked because it's shit.
>>67336364
>The positive reviews aren't exactly glowing either
Fucking this.
>There are moments that make the whole enterprise worthwhile, and introduces an intriguing new Batman. But it's also cluttered and narratively wonky
this is a fucking positive review on RT
>>67336343
Make it with a boy that has a helix hat
>>67336392
>Based Richard does it again
>>67336068
>>67336045
>>67336114
It's just fanart
http://sebastianconh.deviantart.com/art/Captain-America-Civil-War-513806961
>>67336364
i trust a positive review that isnt glowing over a negative one that sound like it was written to get views or to sound like the writer has better taste than what he really does.
>>67336170
I can't wait to watch it and try to understand why they went with this take on Lex
How many reviews do you need for a consensus?
I-IT'S NOT OVER, WE HAVE SUICIDE SQUAD IN OUR BACK POCKET. SURELY THAT WILL DESTROY CIVIL WAR R-RIGHT???
>>67336036
>these reviewers are spoiled children that act as adults
He said, as a salty discharge left his lacrimal ducts and bathed his rosy cheeks, while speaking to an audience of literal dozens
I love how Marveldrones are desperate to cling to bullshit
>>67336416
>Batman Begins and TDK
Batman Begins is miles ahead of TDK. I hate that people think they're equal.
>>67335596
BRUTAL
R
U
T
A
L
>Snyder fails
>Russo brothers Alias the Yes men of the capeshits will fail
>mfw
YOU TOLD ME IT'D BE CAPEKINO
WHY DID YOU LIE TO ME, BROS?
WHY
>>67335606
Is that the fake fat man from dark night that the joker fucks up?
>>67336470
beautiful
>>67336473
>@justice.league.memes
>>67336473
gr8 b8 m8
>>67336009
Not even real Iron man Armour.
>>67336448
Atleast 70 I think
>>67336134
I've been tempted to make a better one.
>>67336473
>@justiceleaguememes
I'm pretty sure this is bait, but I'm taking it anyway
>>67336036
>All those fucking crosses
Did he have an exorcism or something recently? God damn kid
>>67336473
capeshit is for children and, it should be fun
>>67336345
there is no way this happened
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
>Don’t get me wrong, there’s some things to like about this film — if you enjoy multiple subplots, three false endings, some of the worse CGI integration you’ve seen since Scorpion King, and piss in a cup. No, seriously. Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil. It was actually one of the more what-the-heck and honestly genuine moments of BvS. It seemed right out of Deadpool, and not something in a film with this level of gravitas.
>Lex, being the vindictive-and-unhinged replacement for the Joker that he is, leaves his own personal cup of “peach tea” for a character, in a scene I wont spoil
oh man this guy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wi9hVFGkY5o
how many times does Zack the hack Snyder need to disappoint people for them to get the hint?
every single piece of shit he makes is hyped to all hell and then it turns out to be a trash or a mediocre waste of time
>>67336473
>facebook meme
DCucks need to accept their savior is shit.
>>67336347
I meant help as in mental help
>>67336473
>Philosophy
>Political drama
Wew lad, you should start reading books without drawings.
>>67336473
>here's a philosophical political drama that explores mankind's need for hope and the dangers of absolute power
>here's a clip of lex luthor pranking his secretary by pissing in her drink
>>67336009
he might die but stop fucking using that picture retard
The plebeian excrement which infests RT and this board sickens and enrages me. "BvS" is a powerfully ingenious, deeply philosophical cinematic meditation. It is philosophic statement and a work of art by an unsung visionary. Each frame is a majestically composed artwork in and of itself; the story Zack philosophically weaves is a challenging, deep, cerebral, and artful experience, mythic in scope and artistically philosophic in execution. Zack's grim, meditative, sensory atmosphere engulfs the film in a dark, dire, mythic aesthetic which completes Snyder's cinematic vision. The score is sublime, the preferences are career-defining and the script (wrought in part by Afleck) is masterful. BvS is Snyder's magnum opus, a work of art appreciated only by true patrician students of cinema; those who hate it hate because they cannot comprehend Snyder's genius and because they did not receive the "fun" "turn-your-brain-off" popcorn flick they have come to expect and were actually expected to THINK for a change and analytically comprehend a PIECE OF ART.
Thank you, Snyder for making an art piece instead of catering to the plebeian masses. One day your genius shall be appreciated by those you value cinema as a mode of artistic and philosophical expression. I give BvS a 9/10, it is a true work of art-cinema.
>>67336475
I liked Batman Begins better too, but TDK was a great movie as well. Contrived as shit, but still a great movie.
>>67336571
>implying Kenobi is even near Sheev's level
>Peter Travers likes it
Into the trash it goes
>>67336473
Nolan can make critics take capeshit seriously.
Why can't Snyder?
>>67336345
Wait what? I thought those spoilers were fake a few days ago.....So the piss jar, Martha PTSD and Flash from the future are real?
Fuck this is gonna be bad
>>67336554
>BvS isn’t a movie for die-hard comic fans. It isn’t a film for critics. Batman v Superman was made for the every day, action-loving movie goer. Too bad I’m not that person.
I'm convinced it wasn't made for the average moviegoer either. All Snyder's flicks are made only for himself and people like him.
>>67335652
Wow, these guys are getting ass blasted at every negative review, and they haven't even seen the movie.
DC fanboys getting booty bothered by this.
>>67336605
>The guy who nearly got killed by Windu
He's above Sheev I'd say
>tfw you were on /tv/ for the full blown DCuck meltdown
>after months of shilling
>after forcing the "Man of Steel is good" meme for almost two years
>after coining the word "capekino"
>>67336040
Women always arrive late/take 30mins extra to get ready.
If you need to be at X at Y you tell her you need to be at X at (Y - 30)
>>67336343
based off the caricature of this hothead >>67335652
>>67336547
why is lex giving someone a glass of piss suddenly the biggest god damn shocker in the history of anything?
when has lex NOT been batshit insane?
>>67336601
>piece of art
>muh kino
