Give me your best Star Trek jokes.
Star Trek Beyond
>>64526760
Voyager and Enterprise
>>64526760
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtmbzJNPsaQ
Star Trek Online
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The LA Times recently ran a story about the Child Exploitation Section of the Toronto Sex Crimes Unit, which contained a mind-boggling statistic: of the more than 100 offenders the unit has arrested over the last four years, "all but one" has been "a hard-core Trekkie."
>In fact, Star Trek paraphernalia has so routinely been found at the homes of the pedophiles they've arrested that it has become a gruesome joke in the squad room. (On the wall, there is a Star Trek poster with the detectives' faces replacing those of the crew members). This does not mean that watching Star Trek makes you a pedophile. It does mean that if you're a pedophile, odds are you've watched a lot of Star Trek.
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/ellen-ladowsky/pedophilia-and-star-trek_b_5857.html
>>64526976
>Captain, we're picking up a butthurt surge off the port nacelle. It's anon's comment, sir.
>>64527132
What can we say. There are just so many GOAT Trek cunnyfus
>Roger Beltran wanted Chakotay's role because he found it interesting to play a native american in a sci-fi setting
>consultant on native culture was an armenian compulsive liar and con artist who got his knowledge of natives from western movies
>Beltran gets tired of the role because of this
>also gets tired of his character being a one-dimensionnal cliché and a sycophant
>asks for absurd salary raises in hopes of getting fired
>gets his raises
>dos this for every new season
>never gets fired
>gets payed a lot for little screentime and work
>>64527077
It's actually pretty good.
>>64526760
How could Star Trek tell a joke if it already is a joke?
>>64527077
It's good.
>>64527132
>Star Trek is singlehandedly responsible for the apparition of fanfictions, the concept of Mary Sue, furries, cosplay, conventions
The heritage is as glorious as it is shameful.
>>64527300
JUST
>>64527492
More like
UNJUST MY SHIT UP SENPAI
>>64527469
Yep. The term 'slash fiction' comes from Kirk/Spock
>>64527492
Voyager's behind the scenes is such a wonderful thing
>Kate Mulgrew tries to hold the show by herself play ing Janeway
>does her best to be a good figure and potential role model playing a strong female lead that isn't an action hero with boobs and the usual "feminist character" since she stands up for values that aren"t just "girl power"
>continue to do so despite the many misguided decisions of the writers
>manage to bring in some decency in the show and give a rare portrayal of an actual strong female lead who is first a strong character and then a female
>keeps the show floating by herself despite her personnal life falling apart with a divorce and an overly demanding role that the fans do not like
>enter Jeri Ryans
>entire show now focuses on the main writer and producer's wet dream prancing arround in a shiny catsuit
>said actress becomes writer's gf and gets all the attention, the show is now just about her, every conflict in the episodes are solved by her
>Mulgrew's effort were all in vain as the show is now every fan's fapping stock
>decides that if the show won't respect her, neither will she
>if she will fall in flames, she'll take everyone with her
>starts being a massive cunt with everyone
>especially Jeri ryans whom she has a lot of scenes with
>Ryans starts to have panic attacks before her scenes with Mulgrew
>other actor (Garret Wang) asks to leave because he is afraid of Mulgrew now
>prod staf refuses because some magazine named him "most sexy man of the year"
Best part is, there is even more
>>64527759
Beltrane wanted to get fired after a few episodes, so at the end of the year he asked to renegotiate and ask for what he thought was a stupid amount of money.
They agreed
he kept doing it, and kept getting raises.
>>64527759
consider me intrigued
>>64527209
God she was cute.
>she must be 40 now.
>>64526760
>PLAAAAY DOM-JOT... HUYMAAAN?
>>64526828
>>64527265
Which episode was this?
Patrick stewart and never dealt with a earthquake, but plenty of shitty english cars. Thus when he was driving and a earthquake happened, he thought the car was rattling and was thinking he was going to return the car till he got on set and found out that it was a earthqauke.
>Frakes who had dealt with many of these, gave a interview to news in a pink bathrobe with a half shaved face (Season 1)
>>64527884
>after the first season,it became apparent that the only well-liked character was the Doctor
>at every con, Robert Picardo was the one getting most of the attention from the fans
>thus turns into a primadonna
>writers reply by making him appear even more and give him more episodes
>feedback loop
>fan-favourite writer of TNG and DS9 fame Ron D Moore asked by his old friend Brannon Braga to wtart writing VOY after DS9 ended
>even before the show started, back when it was in its early writing stage, Moore was openly critical of VOY, thinking its very concept was flawed
>despite his doubts, Moore says he might give it a shot
>Braga immediatly uses this as an excuse to put Moore's name in the credits, mention him in interviews and other comuniques
>before Moore even does anything
>all in hopes it might help the show's popularity go up
>Moore's first day at the office
>no one warns him of staff meetings
>when presenting himself to staff meetings, he is not allowed him
>start to write suggestions to the writers
>suggestions are not even read
>threatens to leave
>Braga himself, one of his oldest friends and cowerkers replies that he shouldn't be complaining since he gets paid a lot
>Moore leaves
>>64528178
>after the first season,it became apparent that the only well-liked character was the Doctor
That happens with every ST except TNG though. DS9 only had quark, ENT only had the doctor, TOG only had spock.
>>64526760
>>64528430
TOS had Kirk, Spock, and bones at the very least. And also uhura was loved by some sections.
DS9 had Worf and O'Brian, and also Dax and Odo were well liked.
Voy had the doctor and 7of9
Ent...no one liked that ;)
>>64528430
>DS9 only had quark
I'll openly admit that it is because I was already familiar with him, but I enjoyed O'Brien from the get go.
An ensign woke up in sickbay after a serious accident. He shouted, "Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!" The doctor replied, "I know you can't I've cut off your arms!"
>>64527759
Is it true Lynda Carter auditioned for Janeway?
>>64528430
Yu could argue that TNG had too much data too.
Though TOS had lots of Spock because it was Gene's main idea to often show the humans as seen by an outsider or an observer.
It's the same reason why DS9 tended to often focus on Quark and Odo. But even in TNG and DS9s cases, it wasn't as unbalanced as it was in VOY. And the difference is that even if there was a difference in screentime in all the series, it's also clear that in VOy the writing staff focused mostly on the Doctor (and then Seven) while TNG, DS9 and even ENT took some time to work on the other characters even if the audience didn't necessarly like them the most (especially on DS9 where even secondary or background characters have long-going arcs like Rom, Nog or Jake)
>>64528564
>Ent...no one liked that ;)
Oh come now pink skin. Tucker was a decent character, and he may have been a fairly one dimensional character, but I liked Reed as well.
>>64528696
I've never heard that rumor, but it is true that Mulgrew wasn't the first choice for Janeway.
>>64528758
I heard there were a lot of other known names like Linda Hamilton and Lindsay Wagner as well
>>64528696
>Numerous actresses have claimed that they were or have been reported in the media as having been considered for the role of Janeway, most notably Susan Gibney, and veteran science fiction television actress Erin Gray. Others considered include Patty Duke, Nicola Bryant, Karen Austin, Joanna Cassidy, Lindsay Crouse, Linda Hamilton, Chelsea Field, Kate Jackson, Carolyn McCormick, Patsy Kensit, Tracy Scoggins, Helen Shaver, and Lindsay Wagner. At the request of French-Canadian actress Genevieve Bujold, who was to play the role of Elizabeth Janeway, the character was renamed "Nicole Janeway". Bujold left the cast of Voyager during filming of the pilot, "Caretaker". When she left the set after two days of filming, Kate Mulgrew, who had been Brannon Braga's second choice, was asked to come back for another audition. Mulgrew ended up being cast in the part, replacing Bujold.
I guess not
>>64528847
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SIZcDWKyw0
She not awful, but apparently, didn't work well with others.
>>64528847
It's on IMDB, probably a misunderstanding then
>>64528966
Ironic seeing how Mulgrew ended up making the whole cast dysfunctional after a few seasons.
>>64528723
>Best Doc
>>64529159
Shit, can't believe he slipped my mind.
>>64528723
But really, ent was absolute dogshit. Absolutely unwatchable unless you're a hardcore trek fan.
>>64528430
TOS had the whole psyche thing going with Kirk, Bones, Spock even if Spock was the most iconic. Scotty had his little cult even and he's a boring as fuck character.
DS9 had Worf finally doing shit, recurring popular villains, and people were jacking themselves dry off to Dax in the 90s.
Reminder that pic related died and was replaced by a duplicate from the future
>>64529439
That's not Harry Kim
>>64529439
He got replaced by his duplicate from 5 minutes in the future, it's not that huge a deal.
meanwhile the eternal enseign Harry Kim got replaced by his alternate universe duplicate who wasn't even there during the first half of the journey, and no one ever adressed it again.
>>64529385
Well both daxes were 10/10s
>>64529439
He's just a little out of time, that's all.
>>64529537
so that's why people don't like DS9 and ENT
Instead of being about discussing at meeting tables, it's either walking in the promenade while talking or talking in the Captain's quarters.
That explains everything.
>>64529534
Also Naomi Wildman.
>>64529385
Many people fapped hard to t'pol, doesn't mean anyone likes her.
>>64529534
It wasn't five minutes, unless you're referring to a different episode. It was a couple hours.
It's weird to consider that from the point of view of the 'original' Kim and O'Brien, their whole life of growing up and training led to those deaths. They got replaced, but the consciousnesses of the originals ended in death.
>>64529537
Never thought her or Babylon 5 chick were attractive.
Always thought Jeri Ryan was cute but her makeup / costumes actively worked against her with that ugly 90s dyke hair and that leotard that may have shoved her tits in your face but made the rest of her body look frumpy.
Kind of like the girl who played Kira, who was smoking hot out of character.
>>64529534
There were many times where a crew rescued rare or even unique people and nobody ever saw them ever again until that one episode 5 seasons later where the authors finally remembered one of them.
>>64529690
>the girl who played Kira
>girl
>>64529690
>the girl who played Kira
I'm surprised you don't recall her name, considering it's one of the strangest I've ever seen
>>64529385
>Scotty had his little cult even and he's a boring as fuck character.
Oh well. Can't please everyone. What ya gonna do?
Who else here wishes Dax and Kira had been in a lesbian relationship?
>>64528564
>Dax
I refuse to believe that anybody liked Dax.
>>64529690
>Babylon 5 chick
??
>>64526976
Say that to my face, pink skin!
>>64529858
>I refuse to believe that anybody liked Dax.
>>64529385
the actor who played scotty was a pretty interesting guy though.
>>64529947
I assume he is talking about the Russian chick in the top frame who's name escapes me at the moment.
there was a young woman from venus
>>64529984
>liking this dax
>>64530025
Yes that will be all Mr. Data.
>>64526760
Why was Uhura brown?
Because William Shatner
>>64530024
Claudia Christian is the actress. Played Susan Ivanova.she looked good naked
>>64530090
b00bs
>>64527767
I didn't know Maggie Gyllenhaal was in Star Trek
>>64527300
like a fucking boss
>>64530161
Best ship in trek.
>>64529537
I find Dax much more attractive now than when I was a boy. Holy shit she's hot as hell.
>>64530250
Too many nacelles.
>>64530136
me again. 8.5/10 would bang that Janeway
>>64529716
>Picard lives out an entire lifetime on an alien planet, starting a family of multiple generations, slowly forgetting his past life, and then suddenly getting whisked back to the moment he left
>this has no lasting psychological effect and is never referenced again save the occasional flute playing
If there is one thing that would have greatly improved all the Trek series it's continuity nods. There are so many moments where you think "what happened to that guy? why is nobody mentioning that thing from a few seasons ago that is very relevant to the current problem?"
Imagine if Janeway, instead of making the long journey home, headed for the center of the galaxy to find the near-omnipotent species Picard encountered in the episode where Barclay became a genius
>>64529831
If only ds9 was made when gay relationships on tv were uncontroversial
>>64530308
gross
>>64529984
>Ezri
Back when Star Trek was hot.
>>64530250
1701d ftw
>>64530355
good fuckin' call bro
>>64529378
watching ENT right now really enjoying it
>it's a bizarre cultural rule about trills not being able to associate with past acquaintances is suddenly wedged in despite the fact it conflicts with numerous episodes both before and after it just so they can make a loose metaphor about homosexuality
>>64530097
>>64529947
Between her, Patricia Tallman and Andrea Catsulas, the overlapse between Trek and B5 is pretty fun for two "rivaling" shows.
>>64527132
why are Trekkie's so based?
I've not watched star trek since I was a boy and this thread has given me the feels.
>>64530440
>it's a virtually everything about trills as established in TNG is retconned in DS9 episode
>>64530500
>>64530500
Claudia Christian was never on Star Trek though.
http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Babylon_5
>>64530616
that's too bad. With her as Seven, the character would probably have been a lot different and perhaps less sexed out.
>>64530674
The real fun one was Robert Foxworth.
who was playing roles at the same time of Flag officers rebelling vs. their government. Since he walked away from his B5 contract they killed him off in B5.
>>64530308
>star trek: the dildo
>>64530050
dat filename
>>64530899
You havin a problem m8?
>>64529984
Ezri was one of the worst characters and worst actresses to ever appear on TV.
You have to be a complete waifu autist to enjoy any aspect of her character.
>Ferengi episode
>has the word 'profit' in the title
>Klingon episode
>has the word 'honor' in the title
>>64531078
id forgotten all abbout that QT, sweet god. can you imagne having a good conversationn with her while having a splendid meal and sharing a bottle of wine?
>>64531078
>Geordi episode
>has the word "no gf" in the title
>>64531155
What, the hologram version, or the ice cold she-bitch real one?
>>64530355
no one made continuing tv shows back then.
enterprise tried.
continuous storylines that constantly reference the last one does not get good syndication, and that's where 90% of the $$$, and exposure is.
>>64531177
I liked her best asCommander Erika Benteen
>>64531062
She was a enjoyable change of pace.
>>64531325
Ezri was xD the character and had no place in a Trek series.
>>64531368
Well in that case, here some more Ezri.
>>64531169
they did that because levar was always begging to get romance plots and he still resents them for neutering him on the basis that he was black
>>64531516
>Uhura's kiss got them censored in some states
>next black character, Geordi never scores
>Ben Sisko first married a black woman, and then dated another black woman
>Worf's wife slept with the entire station so one klingon isn't much more after that
I guess they learned their lesson about interracial stuff on TV.
That is, until mirror universe Archer was cucked to death
>>64531659
To be fair, Ben first wife is one of the few black woman I wouldn't mind having interracial sex with.
a Franchise that was popular for 50 years before it got any real content.
>>64531730
>Sir, I'm detecting a surge of baitium radiation in aeroponics. Automatic trolling suppression activated
>>64529751
>the girl who played Kira
>girl
Well, she was like 26 at the start of DS9.
>>64531155
Sweet, autistic Leah at the end of the episode >>> ice-queen at the start of the episode >= holodeck extrapolation
>>64531854
>only 26
>already wrinkly nose
Sasuga Bajoran-san
>>64531987
>>64531730
#triggered
This episode. One of the first Roddenberry wrote.
>>64529753
1. Kira
2. Ezri
3. T'Pol
?. Blue skinned white haired antennae girl.
>>64528770
THERE HE IS
>>64527209
>>64527889
She's 45 now, and aged phenomenally.
>>64531730
I wish I could murder people over TCP/IP.
The last good thing he did was Alias.
IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME
>>64534009
Who else here has /FAITH/?
>>64534009
GETTING FROM HERE TO THERE
>>64533819
>you will never be an eternal hologram
>>64534009
>>64534051
>>64534397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3P4IlgtwHmA
>>64534542
I can't tell if this is better or worse.
>>64526760
"Set weapons to stun."- Dementor
>>64526760
>look who finally came out of their cave!
>noone has posted the best version of the Enterprise theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfbsZRbwbJ4
>>64530355
>Not wanting to see Bashir/O'Brien
>>64531078
>"No Profit in Honor"
?????????
>>64534741
>not wanting to see Bashir's heart break when he finally accepts that O'Brien is a straight married man
>not wanting to see Bashir finally realize that the love of his life has been right under his nose the entire time
I want to fug Nana Visitor
>>64534962
We all do anon. We all do.
>>64528770
"Ensign, tell me about your 'original' aka 'OG' shit memes"
>>64534962
I want to see Nana Visitor get CARDASSIANED
>>64535585
Soren is a new meme for newfriends. Here, let me share a classic /tv/ meme with you:
What powered DS9? They often talked about the "stations power grid", but they never showed what generated the power, like a warp core or whatever. And that episode where they get stuck in an decommissioned Cardassian ore processing room doesn't count since it was as the name suggests, decommissioned.
>>64534962
I'd be a visitor to her nana, nawmean?
>>64535740
I'm sorry you get triggered when I call out your faggotry no one cares about.
Yes, I even remember the MPC screencapped CGI-pasta threads of old /tv/.
>>64535282
those of us who prefer women with tits instead of 12 year old angry boys dont
>>64535915
Nigger, Jeri Ryan couldn't be teenager bait any harder if she tried.
>>64535915
>"I t-t-totally have no pedophilic tendencies, y-you guys!"
>#1 waifu explicitly has the body of an adult but stopped maturing mentally as a child
Lol?
>>64535915
>ugly cumdumpster literally only added to the show to attract 12 year old boys to the Us Proud Niggas network
>>64535740
Soren has been posted in every trek thread for the last year by multiple people. Some seriously Aspergered anon has been getting it deleted every thread the last few days though. Obviously the newcomer is from the TFA bump on /tv/, and is used to the garbage dump thread mechanics of places like reddit. Sad, really. Very sad.
>>64527767
You say that every thread.
>>64536003
>>64536015
>>64536032
Captain, I'm reading high quantities of little boy lovers in this vicinity.
Nana Visitor = Fine Wine
Terry Ferrell = Scotch Whiskey
Marina Sirtis = Ouzo
Jeri Ryan = Mountain Dew
>>64536053
>Some seriously Aspergered anon has been getting it deleted
Lets not blow this out of proportion.
>>64536136
>been deleted only today
How are those exaggerations to defend your autistical habit? I'll drop it but when you feel the need to post it in BOTH threads, it reeks of attention.
>>64536121
You could at least try to make some sense when you bait like that. We've pretty much been pining over a GILF.
>>64535740
They showed the power core in 'Second Sight'. The federation scientist (Seyetik) is inside doing some kind of upgrades
>Where's our guest?
>Inside the flux generator.
>>64536185
This, Nana is gorgeous, Ryan was literally added only to appeal to preteens getting their first baby boners.
>>64530355
for some reason, people didn't watch shows that weren't episodic in nature in the 90's
studios wanted shows that people could pick up anytime, or miss a few eps without being confused
just look at how ridiculous this format makes x-files look
>>64536053
Also I should add, the hypocrisy is amazing when you're samefagging with the same 142* unix timestamped filenames I noticed. I have a weird uncanny sense to notice posting styles.
>evil universe DS9 episodes
nana before > jeri before
nana then > jeri then
nana now > jeri now
>>64533762
>anal devastation: the post
>>64536199
Pre-internet TV watching was a whole different animal.
>>64536230
Shiny pants Kira.
Nuff said.
>>64536219
Those aren't timestamps. Those are 4chan filenames.
Is this a meme on some other board? I just checked the archive and Unix timestamps aren't a meme on /tv/.
>>64536230
>it's a nude nana lounges in her bath while sisko boyslave fights off other suitors for the honor to scrub her back
>>64536230
>>64536289
>>64536283
>Those aren't timestamps. Those are 4chan filenames.
Uh-ohhhh! Someone just outted himself as a newshit redditor......
>>64536199
That was the line of thinking, and yet serialized DS9 had higher ratings than episodic Voyager.
>>64536283
Stop posting, Wesley.
>>64536165
i posted it in one thread. someone else posted it in this thread. you got it deleted it yesterday too, and your OHMYGOD SO MAD bullshit points out you are new to trek threads, and have asperger's. i would know, i've worked with people with aspergers. theyre as easy to anger and obsess over one thing as you are. get some meds before you faint from the anal devastation, buddy.
>>64536326
Oops, you caught me. Thankfully, I'm anonymous, so no one will ever know when reading my other posts.
>>64536313
>ywn be mirror-Kira's favorite slave
time to helium myself
>>64536380
Unfortunately you have to live with that burning embarrassment now, and no matter how hard you try to convince anyone you're fine, it'll be clearly transparent how hurt and upset you are.
>>64535915
some of us prefer talented actresses who played well written characters
>>64536380
Nice false flag
You're trying to frame cardboard-data-anon as the redditard
>>64536423
>replying to yourself in an effort to throw doubt on yourself
I bet you pull this trick all the time...ON REDDIT.
>>64536369
>you got it deleted it yesterday too
Then it was someone different, the archive yields for both the same thing, and nothing was deleted yesterday for either hash value of the image used.Victim complex ahoy.
>>64536380
>>64536423
>>64536458
None of you are me. Stop touching my memes. They are smart and funny memes that you are too stupid and unfunny to understand.
>>64526760
>guys, we can't do it, it would violate the Prime Directive
>>64536032
>in grocery store during the 90's
>jeri ryan is on the cover of tv guide
>dirty redneck in line behind me sees it and goes, "whoa, guess i'll have to start watching star trek haha"
>a little of me dies inside
>>64536552
>dirty redneck goes home and actually watches star trek
he loves it
goes out and buys a telescope
every night redneck and his son watch the skies
son grows up to be an astronaut
>>64536549
I actually chuckled.
>>64536653
The redneck votes Republican.
Global warming wipes out humanity.
This is just a telepathic transmission from our final space probe to some future alien captain.
hi guys! true cardboard data poster here.
took this one right now.
>>64536653
;_;
>>64536482
Even if it's really just one guy posting it in every thread, what is so bad about it? A single post in a ~320 bump limit thread isn't going to do anything.
If we're going to nuke stuff that gets posted every thread, we should bad people who say 'Voyager is shit' and 'DS9 is shit'
>>64536810
dude. it has been posted in nearly every thread the past year. people used to post it with 4chan image numbers but someone kept calling those impostors, so the image.jpg mostly took over after that. i have posted it many times, but estimate ive posted it less than 1/6 of the times it has shown up in threads the last 6 months. at most. it was already going on before that.
>>64536756
>types like a Pakled
>stole a Starfleet officer and keeps them locked up, just like a Pakled
That's a poetry. In the future, students will look up poetry in their e-textbooks and find this.
>>64536810
>what is so bad about it?
Star Trek threads are boring when they're predictable.
Memes should be spammed when they're fresh, but then fade away after a week or so has passed.
>>64536756
You seem upset and like to project.
>>64536756
Your finger looks fat. Are you fat?
>this show will never exist
>>64536966
here you go
>>64537080
i'm probably about 20 lbs. overweight.
>>64537299
>i'm probably about 20 lbs. overweight.
ew
>>64537430
oh no, youve ruined my life with your shitposting.
>>64537560
You ruined your own life with all that junk food.
>>64536756
>>64537299
Hey buddy, hows it going? What Star Trek have you been watching recently?
>>64537735
>Ro-fag comes along
AND TO THINK WE COULDN'T HAVE DEVOLVED ANY FURTHER THAN LIZARDS
>>64537801
Cut it out
>>64537735
enterprise. on 1st season, first time watching it. yourself?
>>64537885
Nah. Ro-Anon is literally (literally) a TFA newbie who only came to ST threads a couple months ago because they got bored of their SW generals.
>>64536053
Oh god I remember that episode. Poor cutie falls into the godamn deck.
>>64537957
>>64537801
>>64537560
What's with all the negativity? Those of us not new to trekthreads know trek is about optimism. except for ds9, but that isnt canon.
>>64536053
>>64537968
So when they checked the deck/jefferies tube below, were her legs dangling from the ceiling, or just laying on the ground?
>>64537995
TOS, TAS, TNG, DS9 and Voyager are all not canon.
>>64526760
got this one from an old playboy magazine:
Q: What does the Enterprise and Toliet paper have in common?
A: They both circle Uranus wiping out Klingons.
>>64538074
Pretty sure they were dangling. Reminds me of an old sci fi forum post where some guy's light drive malfunctioned and most of his crew became morphed into walls, lost limbs, or just disintegrated
>>64538116
>>64537931
How are you liking ENT? I know I didn't like it when it first aired. I'm on S3E15 of TOS, the episode with the duo-chromatic race.
>>64537957
I've already addressed this.
>>64538116
I have a better joke but it's not trek related:
A plane takes off and its flying over the ocean, when it starts having engine trouble. The captain says to the passengers: "We're sorry ladies and gentlemen, but weve put on too much weight. To keep from crashing, some of us will have to jump out of the plane. To make it fair, we will go alphabetically, so all the Asian in the plane, please line up by the door." All the asians line up, and they jump out into the ocean. The plane goes on for a little while, when it starts having trouble again. The captain speaks up again: "ladies and gentlemen, were still having trouble, so more people are gonna have to jump out. All the blacks in the plane, please line up by the door." A little black kid and his mom are in the plane. The kid says to his mom: "Momma, shouldnt we go line up?" The mom says: "Hell no, let the Mexicans go first. We're niggers."
>>64538201
Noice. I'm really liking ENT, actually. A couple of slow episodes, but the good ones i've seen so far are the equal of any voy or ds9 ep.
>>64538208
And the 3rd joke i know. After this i'm out:
A pony says to a chicken: Could you call out to the duck for me?
The chicken says to the pony: Why dnt you do it yourself?
The pony says: Cause i'm a little horse.
>>64538288
huehue
Never forget
>>64538288
Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
>>64538563
What's a foot long and slippery?A slipper.
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>>64538595
What's brown and sticky?A stick.
>>64538624
An egg and a sausage are frying in a pan. The sausage says to the egg "boy it's hot!" to which the egg repliesHOLY SHIT A TALKING SAUSAGE
>>64538651
Two parrots are sitting on a perch; one says to the other "do you smell fish?"
>>64538595
this is spongebob level humor
>>64538682
Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other "how do you drive this thing!?"
*bows*
>>64537957
>SW generals
I wish. Instead it's 30-90 threads at once, all shitposts, constantly knocking good threads off
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>>64538595
i'll remember these
>>64538716
Please stop samefagging your shit jokes that have nothing about Trek in them.
>>64538288
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>>64538716
Now that we're done with reddit-posters, what Trek is everyone watching? How are you liking it?
>>64538985
The thread is literally about the best star trek joke you autist
>>64538985
I'm in season 4 of TNG on the episode where some old guy has to kill himself for being too old, and Lwaxana is trying to convince him not to do it.
Funny timing for your question , since it has Michelle Forbes in it as well.
>>64539017
literally none of those jokes were about star trek
>>64539113
They were jokes as told by Data
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>>64539205
classic lol, nearly a rofl
>>64539106
that old guy is winchester you fucking pleb
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>>64539205
Aren't you worried about using tape on that?
>>64539106
That's a great episode. I really liked the premise. One of the few episodes where I can stand Lwaxana.
>>64539267
its thick cardboard and beat to shit. used bookstore around the corner was selling it for $15 probably because it took up too much space.
>literally two anons shit up the thread and kill it besides their own circlejerking replies
Neat. Thanks "TFA is to blame" 30 something 20+ lb overweight 2015 neo/tv/ memesperger and Ro-fag.
>>64539297
>That's a great episode
Oh, is it?
>I really liked the premise
Oh, did you?
>One of the few episodes where I can stand Lwaxana
Oh, was it?
Nice BLOG POST, faggot.
>>64539353
aspergers buddy, is this your secret clubhouse fort? i'm sorry you cant downvote individual posts so you have to BLOW UP every chance you get. your welcome to start a separate trek thread in which only you and the people you like are allowed.
also, how did you know i'm 31? mash is too old for you babby?
>>64539353
>three other Trekthreads in catalog
>Thread Police Anon can't handle a few jokes posted in a thread about jokes
I don't like you in every Trekthread, but here you've crossed the line. Leave all Trekthreads forever.
>>64539454
three? i was only aware of two. thank you.
>>64539448
Are you talking about your own problems? Who is this person you speak of?
Do you know the reasoning why 'generals' are/were disliked?
>>64539454
5 jokes replied to each other a minute apart each, unrelated to Trek, hilarious m8.
>>64539588
>WAAAAAAAAAH
you need your sleep, babby.
>>64539480
Oh hey there are actually five. Brown and sticky up his ass anon has ample room to goosestep in
>>64539623
Quality rebuttal, enjoy your circlejerk while your hypocrisy shines.
>>64539665
>WAAAAAAH, cont.
>>64539353
Has bitching about it ever done anything but make things worse?
Where does Gul Dukat keep his armies?Up his sleevies.
>>64539651
>2 JJ threads
>>64539788
I broke my arm in two places, know what the EMH said?Stay out of those places!!
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>>64527132
I worked for a little while at a US Attorney's Office. The ones who prosecuted child sex crimes always made it a point to exclude fans of science fiction and especially Star Trek from the jury in any of their cases because they were far more likely to sympathize with the guy being prosecuted.
>>64539355
your mom's box
>>64539930
i'd boink a teenager if i could get away with it but not a little kid.
dont you think choosing a jury less likely to sympathize with the defendant is also tilting things in favor of the prosecution though?
