I'm tired of all these Starwars threads.
Time for ds9 thread. I have 3 episodes left, what am I in for?
Show already peaked. It's all downhill after the battle to take back the station.
You're in for watching Karadassians get what was coming to them and Benjamin Sisko turning into a force ghost
Ben:"Nog, use the force."
>>64256089
i enjoyed bash here's and potatobrien's bantz
Kira = Luke
Garak = Han
Damar = Leia
The line has to be drawn here! This far, and no further!
>>64257225
"The Force will be with you. In a year. Or maybe yesterday. It's not linear."
>>64256089
>what am I in for
feels
Star Trek - The Prophets Awakens
It's a Midi-Chlorians Aliens episode.
>>64256089
Winn finally getting what she deserved since the first time you saw her.
>>64258450
Winn was literally getting fucked.
>>64257391
more likeone of the biggest cop-outs in TV history
>>64256089
>>64259494
>The concept of Voyager was so fucking good. Goddamn, did all the good writers just blow to DS9? If both shows weren't going at the same time, would Voy have been better?
The kikes at Paramount and UPN wanted Voyager to be the poster child of Star Trek so they kept interfering with it, demanding what kind of episodes had to be made, which direction the characters would go in, not make it too confusing for normies, etc. It turned out shit.
They didn't give a damn about DS9, so they let the producers of that do whatever the hell they wanted. And it turned out amazing.
>Rick Berman: We want the 4th season of Voyager to be one 26-episode-long story arc, where the ship gets trashed and the characters are emotionally traumatized.
>Paramount: No, that would make it too hard for viewers to keep up with. Just make it a 2-part episode with a time travel reset at the end.
>Year of Hell Parts 1 & 2
>Ira Steven Behr: We want the threat of the Dominion to continue throughout DS9, leading to a war between them and the Federation, with consequences that affect future episodes.
>Paramount: Eh, what the hell, it's not like anyone cares about the space station show anyway.
>>64256089
why was janeway best captain?
>>64258519
>>64259797
I like Batshitsko, I like Insaneway.
Can't we all just come together and agree that Quantum Creep is the worst captain?
>>64259841
>airbrush
No have to guramba hooo-mon
Will people really still wear beards in the 24th century?
>>64259809
Does that means Dukat surgically altered his dick as wells?
>>64259797
Because anon just because.
>>64259925
is this airbrushed?
>>64259819
Aron Eisenberg was 24 when DS9 started, and had done several acting jobs before. He's just an uber-manlett because a kidney transplant when he was young stunted his growth.
>>64259797
>poisons an entire planet's atmosphere
wait, what?
I don't remember that episode
>>64259841
>and saved
It's images like this that piss me off that this show didn't get a 5th season.
>>64259927
yeh and fags who can't grow them will still claim they are sexist and oppressive, then they will load up their favourite interactive Cuck holonovels
>>64259954
>>64260041
For the Uniform, in pursuit of Eddington.
Don't worry though. Nobody died.
>>64259970
I wonder if she took these photos while the show was still on the air or after it was caned.
>>64256089
I've been watching through DS9 for the last few weeks too; just watched the one where O'Brien gets a catby betraying his friend because of Starfleet Intelligence
>>64260047
i hate asians but i love that ass. i'm conflicted.
Reminder that Enterprise's method to get rid of space germs was for everyone to get half naked and rub lotion on each other. That was a thing. There were many scenes where they did that.
>>64260075
ED
DING
TON
>>64260075
except everything on that planet
>>64260162
oh god, that episode
fucking orion syndicate man
why was he even out there again?
>>64260185
some are hideous(like Keiko), some are massively qt (like Hoshi), some are hideous but then surgically altered to look good (like most Koreans)
>>64256089
Your trill pouting final season is almost at an end, savor it.
>>64260237
Ezri is cute. Cute!
>>64260225
>why was he even out there again?
Because making Miles suffer is a 90's meme.
>>64260259
You better ERP her for me 2bh
I'm back /tv/
THE FEELS. THE FUCKING FEELS.
>>64260216
You what, mate?
He made the planet poisonous for humans (who were there illegally) and then he helped them all evacuate.
The planet was still safe for non-humans like plants, animals and Kardashians.
>>64260237
>>64260259
>that adorable nose
>>64260052
>yeh and fags who can't grow them will still claim they are sexist and oppressive, then they will load up their favourite interactive Cuck holonovels
Unfortunately that hasn't worked, now it's switched to "You have a beard because you're a whipped beta that can't into chins"
>>64259797
>>64256089
How can one doctor be so based? Cucks Worf in the show, gets Kira IRL.
>>64260237
God I hate Jadzia so much, fucking constant know it all and jack of all trades mary sue on a level that surpassed Wesley, odd because I really like Terry Fowler in Becker.
>>64260393
Worf cucks him first ...
>can't find a torrent for the bluray of TNG S7 anywhere
gah, anyone know one?
Give me a comfy TNG episode or one-off DS9 episode to go to sleep to. Not the Roswell one because I watched it last night.
>>64260047
>that fivehead
>>64260432
What goes around comes around. Klingon honour demands cucking.
Grilka is best girl.
>>64256089
>it's a humble pillar of the business community makes a tidy profit episode
>>64260481
Looking for par'Mach in All the Wrong Places
>>64260481
"The Emperor's New Cloak" The one where Rom and Quark go to the Mirror Universe to rescue the Nagus.
Rom is great in that one.
>>64260542
>watching a Mirror Universe episode of DS9 after the third time they go there
"No."
>it's a the entire station is completely fine with casual anonymous sex except Worf, the old prude episode
>>64260496
>Armin Shimerman and Wallace Shawn in the same show
If I had to pick the reason I like DS9, it would be that.
>>64260574
>Not liking how confused Rom is about everything trying to make sense of how every reverse personality works.
Pleb.
>>64260589
>>64260592
>Listen well, my boy: I would never give up my holographic blanket, Quark. I mean, because Ferenginar is cold in the winter. I mean, the Tower of Commerce is cold! And it's always winter on Ferenginar. It's a difficult environment, not fit for even a Breen. I mean, our life is tough enough as it is. I'm not looking for ways to get rid of the material possessions that provide relief and comfort, for a reasonable price. I mean, on the contrary, I'm looking for more opportunities to raise sales of consumable goods, because the market is very lucrative. I mean, I'm trying to protect us all because, really, there's these potential profits to be acquired everywhere you look! Eee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee!
Was the episode "My Dinner With Zek" an example of partition kinocinemafilm? All replies welcome except from plens.
>>64260589
Worf killed some kid in a soccer match and is forever butthurt. There's a reason he's every other Klingon's bitch.
>>64260710
Worf was raised by humans and learned about Klingon culture by reading Federation Wikipedia.
There's a reason why he's more faithful to Klingon traditions than any other Klingon, except for when it comes to knowing how to have fun.
>>64260710
soccer, not even once
>>64260710
>>64260758
>implying that people actually get hurt in divegrass
>implying that they aren't all faking
That kid was fine. All of Worf's friends were just pranking him. Soccer is just one big joke anyway.
They should have been playing baseball instead. Now there's a game that you can really take seriously.
>>64256089
The Emissary plot line is pretty shitty in the last season. Hated it.
>>64260710
>>64260757
>It's a Worf has a stick up his ass while the real Klingon's be Klingon's episode.
Martok was more comfortable with Sisko then he was with Worf, it was hilarious. Sisko was also a more natural Klingon due to the crazy.
>it's a famous musician gets captured by Ferengi episode
>it's a jeffrey combs episode
>>64260925
>it's an Odo loses his spaghetti episode
>>64260904
What does a Vorta with a shaved head look like?
>>64260904
Captain, according to Ziggy, Iggy says Shiggy.
Can we all agree that Odo is the worst part of Ds9?
>>64260955
>it's an odo nearly condemns the alpha quadrant because he's busy fucking
>>64261031
>Odo before dating Kira
Golden.
>Odo while dating Kira
Garbage.
>>64261031
Jake*
>>64260998
>tfw you leap from Blue Velvet into this shit
>>64261049
>>64261031
Jake and Nog are the worst
>>64261049
Jake gets a pass because the bantz and comfy shenanigans with Nog and The Visitor.
>>64261081
Fuck off.
Nog is a hero. A HERO.
>>64261048
Odo as a solid was really growing on me after the episode he and Quark got stranded, then he got macguffin'd
Shame
>>64261031
>not Bashir
>not Jadzia
>not Keiko
>>64261119
Just because he's dying irl doesn't change the fact his acting wasn't any good
>>64260998
i dont recall this episode of quantum leap
>>64261120
That ep is good but Odo overall was hot garbage.
>>64261126
>Based Dr. Bashir and Garak scens
>Based old man and sisko scenes
>Based complaining about teaching bajoran children and abusing miles scens
I see nothing wrong with Bashir, Jadzia, or Keiko.
>>64261169
Hey, pally, maybe you haven't heard, but it turns out that the moon is actually made out of only paper.
Fly me to AR-558,
Let me fight for worthless real estate.
Let me see what life is like
With one leg after you amputate.
In other words,
Give me some PTSD.
In other words,
Gene is dead, and Star Trek is free.
Fill my heart with photons,
Let me hide here forever more.
Life don't seem so hollow
Here on my side of this door.
In other words,
Give me a holosuite.
Quit bothering me,
And let me be a NEET.
>>64261031
Odo is one of only 4 characters that made that show passable. Guess the other 4.
>>64261119
>DS9fags BTFO
>>64261250
Quark, Garak and Dukat.
>>64261250
>one of only 4
>the other 4
>if there are 4 others then he is one of only 5
I am 15 minutes into the first episode of Enterprise, having never watched it, and already the guy from Quantum Leap has physically threatened T'pol, and T'pol said something literally racist. teh fuk am i in for.
>>64261250
Quark
Damar
Weyoun
>>64261250
Garak, Dukat, Quark, O'Brien?
Honourable mentions: Martok, Brunt, Weyoun
>>64261318
Space doggies, ruff-ruff!
>>64261250
Garak
Martok
Quark
Zek
The best characters all end in K. Pottery.
>>64261339
Archers little mutt got nothing on pic related
>>64261318
Archer is the most militaristic of the captains. Get used to him being the straight man. His dog has more characterization then he does.
>>64261355
>zek
>>64261410
>Not liking Wallace Shawn
Get the fuck outta here.
>>64261522
Wallace Shawn has the lobes for business IRL
>>64261250 here.
my list is the same as this >>64261294 guy's.
>>64261302
i see nothing wrong with that.
>>64261731
>Wearing a skintight couch from the 70's
Some of those costume designers were toking wrong.
>>64261731
>this is actually one of her least sexy uniforms by far
That pattern really de-emphasizes everything. I'm impressed.
>>64261774
Someone should make one of these for T'Pol.
>>64261522
The actor is okay, the writing isn't
>>64262277
Gets me every fucking time
>>64261302
Underrated post.
>>64259809
>From my point of view, the Prophets are evil!
>>64257293
fun fact: rey was named kira in early drafts of tfa
>>64263612
thats not fun
>>64259797
Sisko for president of the US
Drop bio-weapons on Mecca for terrorism
Assassinate Putin and blame it on the Chinese
Recolonize Africa and Asia and replace their religions with Siskoism
A new American century.
>>64263981
>scouters
>on star trek
>>64264766
<3
