Anyone mind explaining the purpose of this a fucking
>>64112175
Head like a fucking orange
you are a gay
We want the Minions audience.
They needed a new Yoda
>make an old lady thing
>good alien design
carl sagan bones are dancing in disgust
>>64112175
This is one of my biggest problems with the movie. So many characters and scenes that don't even feel like they belong in a Star Wars film.
This was more of a Disney Kids movie with a sci-fi setting than a sci-fi adventure film.
>>64112175
they needed a female Yoda.
literally SJW fan service
>we need another black actor to subliminally trick the kids into accepting multiculturalism
>>64112234
literally no difference compared to the aliens in all the other star wars movies
>>64112175
new yoda.its the CGI that make her look like the prequels.Use a puppet next time.
>>64112243
I thought her VA was asian at first
>>64112268
Nope
"most beautiful woman in the world" Lupita Nyongo
>>64112243
More like
>we need to tick off another box in the multiculturalism checklist to appease the SJWs but would rather not have to show it on screen
I don't think Maz is a good example of good cgi. But did anyone else find some of the practical effects to be jarring and obnoxious. Notably the bird at the beginning and the big guy that looked like a barney the fucking dinosaur at a birthday party. Practical effects can be shit too
>>64112175
Looks like she belongs in the prequels.
Should have cast Lupita as an alien with make up instead. Would have been tolerable that way.
>>64112319
prequels have good alien design bro, this is just shite
>>64112175
She was good. I liked it. When she yelled HAN SOLO
and she just doesn't give a f. she's also genuinely good and obviously the force sensitive on the light side
they had to cram carrie fisher in there somewhere
>>64112315
I don't remember the big guy, but the bird was jarring. It was just pointless. Why is there a bird pecking at some metal? Why does it need to be full screen?
>>64112319
What makes her shit is the "short wise elder" was done to death with Yoda.
They can make her yellow all they want; she's still an obvious "homage" to Yoda.
reminded me of the midget woman from the Incredibles
I hate Maz.
It's like Yoda if Yoda was 100% shit
>>64112332
It's not the design, it's the cgi.
>>64112336
It's not the chara
>"Where did you get a lightsaber that fell from milions feet god knows where?"
>"LMAO U HATE FUN??U HATE FUN?JUST TAKE IT SHITLORD, WOW NO QUESTIONS"
>>64112175
GOOD QUESTION FOR ANOTHER TIME
>>64112175THE SIZE OF A TANGERINE
>>64112412
>>64112301
Don't you mean Oscar-winner™ Lupita Nyong'o
Everything about this character screams reddit
I can actually visualize a team of feminists and cucked beta males working on the design of this utterly useless character
>Ok how do we make her more awesome?
>make her a catina owner
>and also a cool space pirate
>and wise
>and witty one liners
>and a strange colour like yoda
- "Where's my boyfriend?"
Chewie's working on the Falcon
- "I like that Wookie."
>>64112253
No, she looked much worse. And she was CGI.
this movie in incredibly stupid
>>64112356
Like the whole criticism for cgi is that "Everyhing looks so fake these days". But the bird looked like garbage. It was literally a head butting puppet using hydraulics. It looked like such an obvious animattonic.
The big guy was also terrible. He was right after the bird. He was hauling some big stuff. And it looked like a cheap birthday party costume. Huge head and feet. But the torso and legs looked baggy like a onesy. They could have used cgi for that.
>Han says "just don't look at her"
>everyone in there looks at her
>>64112253
You have ten seconds to explain how Maz isn't pic related voiced by an old black woman
>>64112412
I would like to believe one of the films will open with someone scuba diving in Bespin or something along those lines to show where it came from.
>>64112443
I hate this bitch, I can't care for her at al
>>64112490
I linked it because of the line about how the lightsaber was found
>>64112469
he said don't stare, they asked at what, he said ANYTHING
because staring at such places ends up in blaster fights with aliens
>>64112426
>>64112175
>i'm not a jedi but let me tell you about the force
>says she securely kept this lightsaber for many years
>it's in an unlocked chest in an openly accessibly room in a corridor anyone can just walk down right from the cantina
ebin
>>64112175
worse character than jar jar binks desu
>>64112534
>incredibly rare relic
>gives to a complete stranger she just met 5 minutes ago
>complain about this character exactly in this thread
>anon the girls loved it tho
>>64112175
Like many other things in the movie she will be elaborated upon in the sequel.
You know the thing that bothered me most was Rey's fucking outfit. She lives like a hobo for 20 years on jakku to the point where she has to wrap her arms in cloth, yet once she's a hero of the rebellion and she commands the fucking millennium falcon she can't afford a fucking jacket or long sleev shirt? She now wraps her arms in grey wraps? What the fuck?
>>64112534
>It doesn't have a scratch on it and looks brand new; crystal inside it after falling for who the fuck knows how high of a distance not shattered
>>64112301
>shes dating the joker
>>64112426
make her a puppet already
>>64112523
FIRST pick a green lantern ring thenspin around. Stop! Double take three times: one, two, three. Theeeen PELVIC THRUST! Whoooo! Whooooooo! Stop on your right foot, DON'T FORGET IT! Now its time to bring it around town. Bring-it-a-round-town. Then you do this, then this, and this, and that, and-this-and-that-and-this-and-that, and then FORCE
>>64112175
to fuck you in the ass with a strap on
>>64112567
Her new outfit looks pretty comfy tbÍŹh
I see your point though
>>64112475
She has a nose and neck.
i cant believe they used beautiful lupita nyong'o for voiceover only and put this nasty gremlin adam driver in the one of the main roles. when will all the ugly actors die
>>64112565
Will we see her doing flips and spins with a lightsaber too?
Coz that would be AWESOME
>>64112315
>and the big guy that looked like a barney the fucking dinosaur at a birthday party.
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed that shit.
Look at the feet.THOSE FUCKING FEET. HOW THE FUCK DID THAT MAKE IT PAST QUALITY CONTROL?
>>64112562
It's because she trusts Rey so much, Rey is a woman and is therefore perfect.
Just like how Han offers Rey a job a few minutes after they meet because she is better than him and Chewie at knowing the ship and fixing problems on it.
>>64112315
>the bird at the beginning
Yes.
>Looks guys, no CG!
>>64112175
she has the purpose of foreshadowing darth reyvan reveal in 8
She is hte one who turned on luke, luke defeated her (after a long fight, Rey has mary sue affinity with the force and luke had to use his full mastery to eventually defeat her) and then he refused to kill her, deciding instead to mind wipe her and send her in peaceful exile on jakky.
In tfa she shows signs of barely contained anger and fear. She will go full blown sith in VIII while Kylo will return to the light, after realizing he is not able to get over the murder of his father (he'll keep weeping about it from the start to the near end of VIII, Anakin's ghost appears to tell him about giving up on the dark side as he will always live with guilt and will always be conflicted about it)
SPOILER ALERT: THIS POST IS 100% FACTUAL, I ASSURE YOU YOU HAVE JUST READ A BIG SPOILER
>>64112567
You mean this outfit?
>>64112315
That bird was awful
>>64112314
this.
>>64112634
This was the best scene in the movie because Hamill looks great.
>tfw considering seeing the movie a third time tonight
I mean it's fun enough and I like being at the cinema, it's comfy to chill there in the dark and nibble on some popcorn while you watch a movie
Don't have much else to do anyway
>>64112315
the bird looked straight out of spongebob episode.the rest was fine.
>>64112631
>new trilogy
>darh
its ren now anon
>>64112634
comfy
>>64112634
Why did they make his arm look like a creepy skeleton hand? They have the technology to make it look human.
>>64112315
>>64112699
to look edgy
>>64112715
Feels like I'm at the E.T ride at universal studios to be honest familia
>>64112715
what the fuck I forgot about how bad this is
what is the barney dinosaur thing though?
>>64112715
Jesus that's terrible
>>64112739
It's the scene right after that one
>>64112715
People actually mind this? I think it's fine.
>>64112715
can you do one for the alien that popped out when BB8 was leaving the village? that one looked like an alien mask on a stick
fucking JJ the hack
She reminded me of the other alien from Titan A.E
>>64112715
what's it pecking on?
That supposed to be a face???
>>64112715
of all the space shit they could have come up with they show a fucking vulture mixed with a hornbill/tucan
triggered me a little if i'm being honest.
>>64112739
>>64112767
not sure if this is it. I thought the mechanical arms looked alright
I don't really care that much about the franchise; haven't seen all 6, no fucks given about muh lore, but I was expecting worse.
With all the reports leaking that Lupita wasn't working at all and her scenes had been drastically cut, I was expecting a disaster BUT Lupita was decent even though the character was weak
Snoke and Phasma were more underwhelming and EVERYTHING with Han, Leia and the fan service crew was absolute shit. There was one inexcusably redundant conversation where Han and Leia rehash the same bit of exposition for a few lines apiece
>WE LOST OUR SON TO THE DARK SIDE
>YES, OUR SON IS LOST
>BUT THERE IS LIGHT IN THERE SOMEWHERE
>YOU MUST BRING HIM BACK FROM THE DARK SIDE
>OUR SON WHO IS LOST?
>YES, OUR LOST SON
>>64112912
Oh boy whose birthday is it today kids?
>>64112912
If that's the barney the dinosaur thing then I think it's alright and actually fits in
>>64112778
>can you do one for the alien that popped out when BB8 was leaving the village?
cam-job sucks for dark scenes but here you go
>>64112443
>those uggs
Who designed this trash?
>>64112214
Luke is new Yoda
>>64112912
i like how rey introduction has no dialogue
How the fuck did this guy manage to have the same facial expression for the entire duration of the film?
The only time he takes breaks from being sweaty and confused is when he shouts "HOOOOO D'JOU SEE DAT?" or scream at the camera.
>>64112982
I ended up liking Boyega more than Ridley
>>64112548
Actually I think I agree.
At least the characters in universe looked down on jarjar unlike this thing.
>>64112912
>>64112945
The thing that bothers me is that we know he has a huge head and very heavy looking mechanical arms. But when he moves his entire lower half looks like a shitty costume. There's no sign of limbs big enough to support the weight. Not to mention the feet, it looks like it belong in a half assed disney fantasy videogame.
>>64112982
>excusable scenes
nig sweating in searing hot planet world
>inexcusable scenes
nig sweating in air conditioned ship / command center / ice planet
rey not sweating anytime
>>64112175
find out who Maria Ouspenskaya was, foetusfags
>>64112966
But he is the new Obi-Wan Kenobi? A crazy old hermit...
>>64112612
we are apparently to assume that while scavenging parts from old ships, Rey had to learn how they worked in order to know how to sell them.
>>64112352
kek
What was she suppose to be?
Did her and Chewbacca date or something?
>>64113187
Han Solo is crazy old hermit that becomes paternal figure to the protagonist and dies in the first movie at the hand of someone who used to be close to him.
>>64113006
cuck detected
>>64112175
The large citrus fruit demographic wanted more representation.
She looks like a ninja turtle.
>>64112715
It's obviously a decoy hunters use to attract other birds.
>>64112469
I seriously thought he brought them to Leia and I was thinking he was talking about her.
"Don't stare at her (because she is so old)".
I couldn't stop laughing until I saw he was meaning the minion reject.
>>64112205
kek
They needed another wise narrator or person when the heroes need advice. So cliche.
>>64112715
NO ONE'S GOING TO TAKE ME ALIVE
TIME HAS COME TO MAKE THINGS RIGHT
>my favorite kiddie space flick/toy franchise has a silly character
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>64112175
Cool, fun character that isn't something from the originals.
>>64113945
>cool
>fun
More like someone animated an old rotten orange and made it look like some shriveled minion
shit tier 0/10 character
>>64113987
I don't really care if a thing is a puppet or a man in makeup or a CGI or a mask or a cartoon drawing or whatever. It's literally all special effects.
She is short, yellow, wearing goggles, and has no hair, so yeah, she does look sort of like a minion, but eh, so what? Character was fun and not something recycled from one of the other Star Wars. At least they didn't make her a hutt or a yoda or something we've already seen in Star Wars.
>>64114112
>Character was fun
what
>>64112199
Have you bought her action figures?
>>64114311
She was a fun character. When she was on the screen, fun was had. I hope they show more of her because she was so fun.
>>64113717
That could have actually been a great introduction.
>See fake bird
>See less fake bird aproach it
>Fake bird keeps doing the same
>Laser blast loud as fuck from the distance
>Alien cheering Tusken-like
>>64114388
Wow
>>64114112
Pull down your pants, tuck your weak faggot boner between your legs, bend over and show us your boy pussy you raging fucking fag.
>>64114388
I hope you die
>>64114448
>Wow
That's what I said after watching such a fun film.
>>64112912
Looks like something from hitchhikers guide to the galaxy
>>>64112651
>>64112715
As a fan of all things Jim Henson the bird could look more fake than this and I'd still like it.
>>64112715
I fucking loved that part, fuck you guys. Puppets > CGI any day. In fact I think they should have gone further and done some Jim Henson shit with Snoke.
>>64114340
top kek
>>64112699
Literally because normies don't know his hand was cut off. The majority of people saying this is the best Star Wars ever and that it's perfect have never seen the other movies.
>>64112778
that alien was actually in the cantina in episode iv
>>64112443
Pretty sure the lightsaber fell into the planet's core.
>>64112243
One of the main characters is black already retardo.
>>64112336
I liked that she wanted to fuck Chewie.
>>64112199
"alright"
>>64115618
ya but why is it bashing its beak on some bone thing
>>64116284
Bashing their beaks on things is like 2/3rds of the entire existence of birds.
>>64112175
a shitty forced character meant to sell toys because execs wanted a pseudo-yoda, so they repurposed that young black actress that had nothing to do with this part to be an old hag, this and the rushed CGI ruined it.
>>64116342
Also most of their use in the story could go directly to Leia.
>>64112175
the needed to cast a proud blacktress wymyn of cylyr to appease The TUMBLR, but didn't want to lose china, so they CGI'd her into a citruspecies
>>64112469
It seemed like they tried too hard to write a quirky character but didn't knew how to even start, or some producer added the entire thing later on since the pacing was off
>>64113772
That would work much better at that point
>>64112449
you people
>>64112372
Except that one showed personality. This one sounded like an attempt to mimic it but without anything to make it memorable.
>>64116562
>It seemed like they tried too hard to write a quirky character but didn't knew how to even start, or some producer added the entire thing later on since the pacing was off
Other way around, she was initially supposed to be a main character and central to the plot, but it was said 'she wasn't working' so they cut her role down to a supporting character.
>>64112567
as a man with a shoulder and armpit fetish I have no problem with this
>>64112591
She probably also has genitals.
>>64112455
>Chewie
She wants his knot.
>>64112233
>carl sagan
Didnt realise he was an exobiologist
>Wise, simple old black person
Its like they wanted to progressive but thought the best way to do that was be cliche and banal as possible.
>>64118502
>>64112567
>not pandering to the long gloves and armpit fetishists
A dangerous game
>>64112175
Joke character
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDlVZNfxVtE
>>64112243
You people are fucking retarded.
Wise sage
>>64112175
I like how J.J. said he was doing practical effects and this walking disaster walks on screen. The glasses were cool and unique for the character but I thought the whole thing would have looked better and memorable on an actual older woman dressed up with the make up and glasses. That's my two cents for it.
I don't understand what the fuck the cantina they were in was. Was that just Maz's...house? Apparently the location is called Maz's castle, correct? Is it also a business she runs? Why did she have a lightsaber in the basement where all of these smugglers and criminals could grab it? Where did they all park their spaceships?
>>64113872
>my nigga
>>64112475
She's voiced by a young black woman.
>>64114845
exactly what was i thinking.
>>64112175
To make me cringe and start to dislike the movie.
![maxresdefault[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/gilMisq.jpg "maxresdefault[1].jpg")
Because "wise old sage" is a staple of Disney movies.
>>64112175
All the practical characters looked amazing and then snoke and this thing stood out as dogshit CGI. When are they going to learn?
>>64112175
I want to peel her orange head.
>>64112315
It's sad because this movie had such a giant budget and the things you can do with practical are ridiculous. Yet somehow they managed to squander it for the most part
https://youtu.be/mDIZ9QINjbQ
>>64112650
Reddit please
why are we even talking about this insignificant movie?
>>64112912
I liked this one and the giant pig thing at the well. They still could've done better though
>>64112715
>people will defend a plain-looking vulture that moves like a dollar store toy
Snoke was way worse than Maz. Bad CGI, utterly unoriginal character from multiple other movies. Damaged old white dude meme. Just a fucking complete mess.
>>64112443
Someone salvaged the hand too.
> genome manipulation using Skywalker genes lol
>>64112534
Luke obviously left it with Maz saying something like "One day someone will come for this."
Jedi can see into the future
>>64112562
Han actually tells Maz who Rey truly is off camera. As the previous scene she asks him about her and it cuts to something else. (She is Luke's daughter)
>>64112175
Every movie needs to have a waifu for the fans.
>>64112175
Minion pandering bullshit if you ask me
>>64121048
True
>>64112253
LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY LITERALLY
>>64112243
nigga, I thought she was asian till I got home and looked up her VA.
Gotta cram in more blue and orange stuff so that promotional materials will be more eye-grabbing than the competitors on any selection screen.
>>64114340
woah Now I get it...
>>64112735
>>64112739
>>64112766
>>64112799
>>64120146
It's pecking at a robot's face you mongoloids.
>>64112959
>Wow look how star-warsy this movie is! We really get it! This isn't like the prequels at all! We're so in-touch with our fans!
>>64112175
They needed an asian in the movie
>>64112175
>we want the minion audience
>>64125037
That alien is a reference to JJ's company Bad Robot
>>64125037
Don't act like you wouldn't be criticizing it if it had been more like the prequels
>>64112715
>mfw if it was CGI this would be a post about how shitty the CGI vulture looked
>>64112315
No I appreciated the presence of practical effects even the bad ones.
>>64112175
She's a 80 year old woman who has seen lots of things in her bar. The end.
No, really, that's all there is to her character. She was hyped to be a legend by Disney marketing and, in movie, by Han Solo, yet she's literally just Yoda without Force powers and charisma.
>>64112199
Jej.
>>64112199
kek
>>64126223
She gives whatshername the lightsaber, or at least tries to.
>>64112963
Uggs are back in fashion you clot.
She has a wookie fetish
>audience laughs
>>64126345
Silence, you wookieephobic sithlord!
>>64112715
I liked that.
I was hoping there'd be less CGI.
hidden nigger
>>64112426
underrated post
>>64112715
This actually looks fucking great. Yeah it looks fake, but so does CGI.
>>64121025
Luke lost it with his hand on Bespin.
>>64112175
I made it to the first scene she's in where she says HANNN SOOOLOO in her annoying cat like nigger voice, instantly walked out of the theatre. Can't stand niggers.
>>64112699
Real reason: To remind people it was cut off.
In Universe Reason: To remind Luke that anyone can turn to the darkside.
>>64112175
they even got that nigger in for mo cap as if it mattered!?!?!?
top kek
>>64126803
why was she even serving patrons...
she is the owner and also doing the job of staff?
>>64126295
Oh, the lightsaber she got "years ago", according to her, which she won't tell Han Solo how because it's a "long story"? The extremely powerful Jedi relic that she didn't tell Leia she had, despite guilty tripping Finn into "fighting the good fight against evil" a few minutes before?
>>64112475
Actually Maz' character tries to have a character or something
Minions are not even poop jokes
they just scream BANANA MANGO AYY
New Yoda
Another stronk womym character played by progressive black woman
>>64112443
>Author trying to memepost at the bottom right
>>64112175
The all new all different Shat Wars
>>64112715
I noticed it wasn't real. But I noticed it wasn't real and admired it anyway.
>>64112443
>All those descriptions for her "abilities"
I honestly cannot see how someone can look at that and still no think that she is a Mary Sue.
Those made up Sonic edgy sonic characters have more flaws and are more believable than this bitch.
>>64112175
WORSE THAN JAR JAR
>>64112562
The force did it
>>64112982
>"A boyfriend? A cute boyfriend?
>"that is one hell of a pilot!"
>"why, why do you keep doing that with your head?"
>"You've gotta be kidding me!"
>"Now I'm in charge, Phasma! I'm in charge!"
Wow, what an actor. The delivery, man...
>>64112634
>"You think of Han Solo as a father..."
SHE LITERALLY HAD TWO DIALOGUES WITH THE MAN BEFORE THAT.
But I guess I shouldn't be surprised, since Han Solo offered her a job after one dialogue...
>>64112205
There's a different species of alien that is actually minion-expy. Two of them lived in Maz's castle as cryptosurgeons, essentially being Frankenstein.
>>64112175
Maz and Phasma are the worst characters in the movie
so what is leia going to do after hans death, put a lightsaber to her head and pull the igniter?
>>64129656
B-but chewy liked her!TOTALLY not a Mary sue at all!!!
>>64112175
Why didn't they just put Lupita in some cool robes and give her big glasses. Why make an ugly ass character (even for Star Wars) and then make her bad CGI on top of that?
>>64112243
You're mentally ill
>>64129787
do you even know what a mary sue is you fucking idiot
>>64129772
She'll do cocaine.
>>64129863
they showed wishful drinking on HBO tonight, was bretty funny to be honest familia
>>64129656
>implying if you met Han you wouldn't immediately want to be his kid
>>64129860
Yeah... do you?
I don't remember han sucking Luke's cock immediately after meeting him
>>64129982
luke is a dude, han just tryna score some young pussy before he goes out by way of goth edgy son
>>64112175
>the purpose of this a fucking
>>64112175
It's old Ahsoka.
Yoda surrogate
>>64112199
turns out
lil jedi fella
>>64112468
>They could have used cgi for that.
Don't turn to the dark side anon. Once you're there, you can never go back.
>>64112468
>implying that wasn't the goal
Come now, don't say any creatures in the OT were any more convincing. That was the magic of it, they were always somewhat campy.
>>64132036
This desu pater familias
People these days forgot how clunky and campy aliens in the original were while they suck off the originals as pioneering special effects. The shitty bird was great because it was so reminiscent of the originals but only in a way that people that actually respect the originals will appreciate. All the younger kids will bitch about how fake it looks, but that's the point. That's how they've always looked and it's just in line with the awesome and memorable aesthetic the originals trilogy had and has.
>>64112175
Yoda needed a physical being to possess I'm guessing it's an android
>>64126803
How did you make it more than 5 minutes in with finn's nigger face popping up?
>>64126970
why not? saves on operating costs
You know, I'm really glad for Boyega. He got shit on so hard when that first trailer released, but he stepped up to the plate and ended up being one of the best characters.
>>64133909
Being the best character in this movie is like winning the special olympics
>>64112634
>you wanna fug
>I'm yer fokin doghter m8
>>64112715
WHAT
THE
FUCK
AYYY LMAO
>>64112314
This. They could have employed an old lady to save for getting a voice actor. They used a young black girl to play a several century old alien? Gimme a break.
>>64112449
This too.
>>64114340
>>64112372
EXACTLY what I thought too
>>64112475
the jawa in ANH retroactively sound exactly like minions.
>>64112806
Yeah I know, why didnt they do something that looked really alien like Jar Jar Binks, and even better, make it behave in a really alien, unlikeable and unrelatable way!
>>64134819
how do you know what a several century old alien sounds like? That species of alien could sound like a young black girl when they get old for all you know
How ignorant lmao
She's subliminal advertising for Tropicana oranges
>>64113531
Sounds like a glib fascimile to me tbqh
To sell toys. For future reference of those reading, apply this answer to EVERY QUESTION you might have about star wars.
>>64124971
dude looked like he didn't believe he was in a star wars movie
>>64125717
You're definitely right, but it would probably be posted by different people.
Basically, you can't please everybody, and it should not be expected.
>>64124971
Holy fucking Christ, Luke in that entire scene makes me cum in my pants.
The hottest SW guy so far
>>64112959
I thought that that alien was the same type as this one in the cantina scene. Anyone else?
Does she like Wookie sex?
>>64112243
ROJ ticked all the quotas with the teddy bear things on that moon planet
They should've gotten someone like this for the role of Maz.
>>64137535
He's probably split her like a log
>>64112199
>>64112699
monastic asceticism
>>64112175
Is it weird that I kinda want to fuck her?
I mean, the only thing really turning me off is her age, if she was younger I would probably definitely
>>64112315
what birthday party?
>>64112475
"Seeing how dumb and stupid they often are, I just couldn’t imagine Minions being girls." ~ Pierre Coffin, voice-actor of minions.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/film/minions/why-there-are-no-female-characters/
>>64112449
>colour
Why are euros the biggest Shitposters ever.
We need to make 4chan for Americans only.
