Ends in less than an hour, already 1 fresh review.
Predict the score and become king of /tv/.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
87
>>63697137
86 bitch. Dubs say so
>>63697123
79, just like my post number
>>63697163
i meant these dubs
>>63697192
>>63697137
FHHFHFHFH
90 Claimed
>>63697199
DUBS HAVE SPOKEN. WHAT IS THE SCORE GREAT ONE?
Dubs say it's gonna be 75%
68
my post number
This review will be the general consensus among critics. http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/HolyCinema/archives/2015/12/16/new-star-wars-offers-mediocre-fx-and-action-unsatisfying-ending
74%
A solid 81. No doubt.
>>63697123
65-70%
My post number. Hoping it's dubs.
what time does the embargo official lift?
73% on RT
Average 3/4 stars on most review sites.
98% fresh
Cap this post
92%, Certified Fresh
Fuck /tv/, why do you want to see everything fail so hard?
97-99%
Critics will go apeshit even if we got a mildly fine new Star Wars movie after all these years. Most impressions so far say it's pretty good. There will be a few contrarian or red pilled critics that will take a few points off.
Score: 88
Average rating: 7.8/10
>>63697261
How is it bait? I read it, it seems legit. I've heard from multiple sources now that it ends on a bad cliff hanger
>>63697288
I'm with you, my gut says 92.
rollin for the score
>>63697288
Dubs have spoken. Someone screen this.
>>63697312
>implying the ending matters
I just want a fun movie
>>63697288
dubs confirmed.
>>63697287
>>63697288
>>63697302
How can it be fresh if it's just a rehash of episode 4?
It'll be around 60-70% like the LOTR prequels, because critics will be bullied by the desire to appeal to nostalgic fans but let down by the actual flick. So I'm not only predicting the rating for this Star Wars movie, but the rest as well.
Everyone knows if it was up to anyone, the LOTR prequels would be 10% shit.
Remember me.
Expecting low scores on story once folks have analyzed it.
To the average viewer, the movie is amazing, just like how ANH captured viewers.
Everything else looked amazing, from Shots, Effects (practical), Set Designs, and of course John William's Music
>>63697340
A shit ending can make a movie a lot less fun
>>63697340
>bad ending
>bad fx
>bad action scenes
sounds like a blast
99% or something ridiculous. People are fucking stupid, do you honestly expect any critics to dare say this isn't amazing?
>>63697379
>Bad fx
>Bad Action
Could you wait to watch the movie?
>>63697351
An episode 4 rehash would guarantee a high score.
>>63697396
Read the thread, at least one critic already has
>>63697397
im talking about the article that was posted. Have you been following the thread or do you not have basic reading comprehension?
There is a black man in the lead role.
There is no way this gets under a 90%
>>63697461
and a women in power/leading roles
>>63697234
>mediocre FX
This faggot probably watched too much CGI and forgot what practical (and non CGI) effects looked like.
Or hasn't seen the movie
90's cause no one is going to talk trash about this forced diversity aimed at little girls to grow up to fuck monkeys. This seriously is gonna single handedly get 10's of thousands of white girls pregnant by nigers when they grow up.
Whatever these repeating digits are
>>63697123
94-96%
>>63697517
/)
/b/rohoof from /r/coontown!
>>63697234
*what I wish the general consensus would be
Fixed it for ya
>>63697517
this board is infinitely better when you read everything in Uncle Ruckus's voice
>>63697516
Or maybe the movie is just not that visually impressive because everything that happens in it is a callback to a 40-year-old-movie.
>>63697516
>MUH PRACTICAL EFFECTS
fuck off
Its gonna be great
>>63697352
If this movie has the "vibe" and "feel" of the old films then no way it gets 60-70. Like a 91% with a few minor complaints that will be drowned out by the hoopla that it's better than the prequels.
75-85% range.
Better than most of the prequel trilogy, worse than most of the original trilogy.
Curious conundrum of whether it'll be perceived as better than the best prequel movie (RotS, 79%) or worse than the worst original movie (RotJ, 79%).
15 minutes??
>>63697729
idk what timezone the embargo is based on.
>>63697620
But seriously though, this guy must have terrible eyesight.
I saw it.
It's Disney franchise pandering. It either hits or set up every beat in the original trilogy.
Imagine someone said to JJ. I want you to recreate A New Hope knowing you were going to make Empire directly after. Make it appeal to the biggest audience you can and don't worry about tying things up or explaining anything because we can flush that stuff out in the next 500 Star Wars movies we make.
Will critics eat it up? Maybe they loved weirder shit. Will you like it? Maybe depends on what you want to get out of a new Star Wars movie.
69% lelelelelleleleellellelelle topkekekekkekkekekekekkkekekekkekekkekeekkekekkekekkeke rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>63697351
Early impressions make it seem that it "pays tribute" to 4 without seeming like a rehash or a carbon copy, and I'm fine with that.
89%
7/10
Gonna be one of those movies
95+
/tv/ is so out of touch with reality it's not even funny.
>>63697779
Forgot to say that I figure it will end up in the low 90's. Unless they really take offense on how unoriginal it is there isn't much to really hate on. It's not great, but its not really bad either. It's like a solid 7/10 movie, which means most reviews will be positive.
Honestly I'd give it a positive review because of the score. Seriously I could watch paint dry to the Star Wars music and I would probably enjoy it.
IMDB already rates it a 9.2/10 with 4.5/5 stars
>>63697808
Thats not what I've heard at all. I've heard its beat for beat episode 4. I suppose that's too bad tho, terminator 2 is beat for beat terminator 1, and T2 is great
Who cares?
>>63697517
/tv/, everyone
>>63697837
okay?
those are user ratings with 90% having not seen them yet
>implying Star Wars : Selma won't have at least an 8/10 progressive ranking
>>63697123
93
I'd like to see it burn but it won't. Lucas is an artist, JJ isn't. JJ can't make something controversial.
>>63697848
>boohoo mah diversity
Fuck off back to reddit. seriously sick of the media pandering to fucking woman and niggers. Hes not wrong either. Our modern forced diversity is going to fucking ruin the white gene pool, and its fucking sad
in 5 minutes were going to find out if this is the next good star wars since the 80's
holy shit
So does this mean the first guy on RT broke the Embargo?
>>63697649
It won't though. The script in 4 and 5 is going to be insanely hard to top, while Kasdan hasn't had meaningful work in hollywood in decades.
It's going to be stuck in a dogfight with ROTJ at best
Anyone else just not hyped at all for this? To me it looked exactly like the new Star Trek films but in the SW universe.
I don't feel anything for these movies and desu i think it's partly to do with George not being involved with it.
>>63697910
>weeb shit
post discarded
>>63697894
>unironically acting like a /pol/tard outside of /pol/
>>63697910
>Anyone else just not hyped at all for this
you'd be surprised
Have my 19 dollar iMax 3D tickets for Thursday night regardless if it's good or not
>>63697899
they probably wont care because its positive
>>63697931
>unironically not supporting segregation
>>63697901
The fanboy is strong with this one.
>>63697910
Lucas was the man. JJ on top of his game isn't as interesting as Lucas. JJ doesn't make art, he produces products. I think that you can really feel if a movie's got a soul or not, and JJ's movies don't have souls.
>>63697931
>being a butthurt nigger
>>63697910
not hyped in the slightest
as far as I'm concerned the EU largely represents the continuation of the series
the force awakens is just fan fiction belched out in pursuit of the almighty dollar
Even when the embargo breaks isn't it gonna be a while until we see reviews? Generally online publications don't post articles at 3 am
>>63697901
>that retard actually thinks the original movies didn't cash the fuck out from toys
>>63697946
>unironically being this willingly retarded
75
>>63697977
>the EU
>not fan fiction shat out for money
>>63697977
yeah because the entire eu wasn't just a cash in right?
Niggaz being too cynical this will get 100%.
>>63697976
I'm actually 1% Jewish, goyim
3 FRESH
>>63697992
wicked
>>63697996
it's intrinsically superior
give it up JJ
>>63697991
Care to explain what exactly is retarded about segregation? We had it fucking amazing during segregation, and youre going to tell me its somehow a bad thing?
>fresh: 4
>rotten: 0
BTFO
T
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>>63697968
hmm but effects and sets aside the original was basically a 2 hour toy commercial, in terms of plot it was pretty generic. seems to be the same here, this one is setting the stall out while the actual story is being left for 8 & 9
>>63698024
EU is awful, prequels were better than that shit.
This coming from someone who doesn't plan on seeing TFA
>>63697977
>as far as I'm concerned the EU largely represents the continuation of the series
Yeah like all the Palpatine clones, the invasion by intelligent space velociraptors, the war with ancient space bugs, the war with blue people, and the amazing Yuuzhan Vong all happening in the original cast's lifetimes. And even after that point the simply stunning New Sith lead by Darth Nothin Personnel Kid.
>GRADE: B+
HAHAHAHA
TOTAL FAILURE
>>63697901
It's this guy for real? I love Star Wars, but masterpieces? They are just enjoyable blockbuster nonsense with pretty mediocre acting to be honest. Well, at least from Leia and Han in my opinion. The worst part about Empire (my favorite) is them having so much screen time being annoying.
>8.8
http://www.ign.com/articles/2015/12/16/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review?utm_campaign=ign+main+twitter&utm_source=twitter&utm_medium=social
>Average Rating: 9.3/10
>Reviews Counted: 10
>Fresh: 10
>Rotten: 0
Big fucking surprise.
>>63698061
/tv/ BTFO
ahahah JJfags on suicide watch GRRM predicted it 6 years ago
>Sadly, the exhilaration doesn’t last. You know Star Wars: The Force Awakens is in trouble from the opening action scene, which is a standard compound shoot-out that’s notably lacking originality. In fact, all of the action and visual effects are surprisingly mediocre — there’s nothing here that makes us say wow, which is a flaw given how creative the Star Wars movies have historically been.
http://www.charlestoncitypaper.com/HolyCinema/archives/2015/12/16/new-star-wars-offers-mediocre-fx-and-action-unsatisfying-ending
>>63698061
Episode 1 had 91
>>63698044
>the original was basically a 2 hour toy commercial
Which movie do you mean here, New Hope or Phantom Menace?
>>63698045
you're reaching now
you're desperate
>>63698061
>8.8
>>63697910
I'm not hyped
I'll probably see it because I'm gay for Kylo Ren's design and character. It's very star warsy and interesting.
Rest of the what I've heard about the movie doesn't interest me at all.
>>63698061
>only a fucking 8.8
THIS IS IT
DISNEY AND JEWJEW ABRAHAMDS ARE FUCKING FINISHED
>>63698061
>BB-8
Review disregarded
11 FRESH 0 ROTTEN
OH MY FUCK
>>63697779
>>63697831
dude no one wants to read your fucking "reasonable review" you cunt. yay star wars, yay, I just want a fun movie that would be 100% in my heart, han solo, yay, star wars.
>>63698076
>GRRM talking about shit writing
Appropriate since he would be an expert on this
>>63698076
It's weird seeing such an old and hairy man write like a teenager.
>>63698061
It's over
>>63698061
>IGN reviews
100% CONFIRMED
14 fresh
0 rotten
USAUSAUSAUSA
17 FRESH
0 ROTTEN
Just saw this on the RT page and nearly pissed myself.
96% high
84%low
18 FRESH
0 ROTTEN
>>63698076
ITS HAPPENING
>>63698076
>space cadet
GRRM confirmed for good taste
Scaruffi already gave it a 4.0/10
19 TV BTFO
GET HYPED NIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63698126
I CANT BREATHE
>>63698082
star wars, the 1977 space opera directed by george lucas
>Average Rating: 8.8/10
HOLY SHIT
It's fucking worse than Episode 1
How is that even possible?
/TV/ KEKS BTFO
/TV/ KEKS BTFO
/TV/ KEKS BTFO
I can't believe some of you honestly thought any critic would feel like dealing with the fanboy onslaught after giving it a bad review. This was obvious as fuck.
>"The Star Wars movie for people who don't like Star Wars. Pure, old-school pleasure."
wut
100%
JUST
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
Did anyone watch the Evolution of Lightsaber Duels?
>100%
>avg 8.8
Confirmed for literally Based Jim tier.
BRAVO JJ
OH SHIT I CANT FUCKING HOLD THIS 19
19
19
19
19
NINTFUCKINGTEEN
REMINDER
20 FRESH
0 ROTTEN
>>63698166
Jesus H Jar Jar
Fun fact: this film is already fucking ruined in dozens of ways by anyone who frequents /tv/ for more than a couple of hours every couple of days.
Everyone on this board will not enjoy this flick as much as people who don't come here will.
There's been too much shitposting, attempts at "leaks", nigger cuckposting, crossguard posts, sheevposting. Not even going to list anymore.
This board will hate this film and it's purely because of how hyped it is.
OH FUCK BOYS WERE AT LEGAL DRINKING AGE
http://arstechnica.com/the-multiverse/2015/12/star-wars-the-force-awakens-is-a-great-starter-film-for-a-new-generation/
>>63698061
Terri SCHWARTZ, article discarded
>>63698167
I can't believe /tv/ is still even interested in critics. But then a lot of people here thought Fury Road was good so I guess irrational hype actually aligns with people's view of the world.
>>63698183
That's pretty accurate senpai
/tv/ put on suicide watch
>>63698046
you're a simpleton
the thrawn trilogy was solid, as were the x-wing series
the short stories were great fun, as was boba fett's arc
>>63698183
REMINDER THAT REVENGE OF THE SITH IS LITERALLY BETTER THAN RETURN OF THE SHIT
Be honest
would you be afraid to give this a poor review?
With a black and female lead, I would be terrified.
The only good thing about Star Wars are delicious Twi'lek girls.
>it's not gonna be another phantom menace
I was really hoping for this to get rotten
>>63698223
Wow, two specific stories out of literally thousands that were shit.
Tell me how disappointed you are Darth Caedus isn't canon anymore.
>>63698242
this guy gets it.
>>63698217
What a special snowflake. Such a victim.
THE TOP CRITICS LOVE IT
/TV/ ABSOLUTELY BTFO
>>63698183
>7.3
>people widely consider Revenge of the Sith to be better than Return of the Jedi
>Force Awakens is at an 8.8
So this is the 3rd best Star Wars film then?
>>63698226
It actually is a better movie but fuck me for having an opinion, right?
>>63698241
THIS.
>The rollicking, space-opera spirit of George Lucas's original trilogy (you can safely forget the second trio of cynical, tricked-up prequels) emanates from every frame of J.J. Abrams euphoric sequel.
>Euphoric
Comfirmed for fedoracore.
I fucking love Star Wars. Why am I hoping for bad reviews?
>>63698061
from the video review:
"the plot of the Force Awakens is fairly thin..."
Ugh. It seems like people are giving it good reviews because it has X-Wings and lightsabers.
>>63698246
Phantom Menace was universally praised when it first came out
So yes this is another Phantom Menace.
>>63698226
>both have the same critic rating
>jedi has a 30% higher audience rating
>rots is better
shit: the post
ONE ROTTEN
IT'S OVER
JJ IS FINISHED
>>63698241
>any excuse to discredit positive reviews
>>63698246
It's been five fucking minutes.
Give it a day or two for the masses to feast their eyes on it.
>>63698159
>star wars, the 1977 space opera directed by george lucas
>a toy commercial
bruh, they had no idea what they had their hands on at the time. Lucas just wanted to make a samurai-western in space. After it started printing money they were in such a scramble to start making toys that they couldn't get them out in time for Christmas. Lucas wasn't out to exploit people for money, that just happened because he made something that caught on.
>>63698167
>>63698217
Only one critic matters, search my spoiler, you know it to be true.
>>63698226
Of course it is, Sheev doesn't spin in Return of the Memes.
>>63698205
yeah man impartially watchng a film is impossible :^)) any negative reviews are suspect :^)))
actually a good film completely takes care of that kind of thing by establishing it characters and world well enough that everyone is primed without the need for advertizing. this isn't a good movie so it actually NEEDS the enormous amounts of money Disney spent on hyping it.
23-0
>>63698061
It says the plot is "fairly thin."
>>63698160
>HOLY SHIT some random review website gave it a lower review than TPM probably because they didn't bother to check the score they gave TPM and make sure to give TFA a higher score, and really do they even use the same criteria, who the fuck knows, it's IGN reviews, kill me now!
FTFY
>>63698241
>>63698268
>implying
No ones that scared of fucking SJWs. Literally who in the fuck would come after you for saying it was bad?
>>63698275
The plot of every star wars movie is either thin or non-existent minus ESB.
HAHAH Neckbeards BTFO again
Huh? What are you gonna do? You gonna tell me to go back to reddit? You gonna "lol 8.5 average epic fail XD"? You gotta try and nitpick all the lines until you find some obscure shit and jackoff in celebration that you're such a genius only to yourself. I mean everyone else is wrong and you must be right, you're definately not an intolerable fucktard with self-esteem issues hoping you could shut something as big as Star Wars down.
You failed. Kill yourself faggot.
>it's actually going to be good
>>63698275
The plot for the original is super-thin but it's still enjoyable.
>>63698271
Because if you love Star Wars you know it's a complete waste of time to sit around doing a remake of 1977.
>>63698271
because your love is entirely based on the old movies which you secretly know are in the past and will not be replicated.
>>63698271
You've given over to the /tv/side
>>63698270
>Prequels
>cynical and tricked-up
I want to find this person and hurt them.
>>63698250
no idea who that even is
when I say that I consider the EU to largely be the continuation, I don't mean to say that the last decade where they basically write into infinity was the continuation of the character of the series
from the thrawn trilogy to just before the vong was fantatic
>>63698271
Because this place has jaded your worldview and caused you to become a bitter, cynical impotent who can't enjoy anything without feeling some hint of self awareness or epic meta irony
See: The Comedy, Sam Hyde
>>63698302
>No ones that scared of fucking SJWs. Literally who in the fuck would come after you for saying it was bad?
HAHAHA
I've never been btfo so much in my life
>>63698289
I'm not saying you're wrong I'm saying even if this film was good the shitposting on this board would ruin it for anyone that frequents here often enough regardless.
It is unparalleled levels of shitposting.
>>63698309
All it has to be is better than the prequels, and that honestly shouldn't be hard to accomplish.
IT'S LONGER THAN THE WARRIORS WIN STREAK NOW
GOAT MOVIE CONFIRMED
>>63698308
The neckbeards are the ones that like Star Wars, neckbeard.
>>63698303
>>63698313
It's not that it's thin it's that it's just the same.
25-0
THIS IS IT
What a great fucking night. Kojima going to Sony, and Based Jew Jew BTFO /tv/ drones.
ROTTEN REVIEW: The director, J.J. Abrams, recaptures the pop lightness that made the first Star Wars seem simultaneously eternal and effervescent.
HOLY FUCKING SHIT WHAT A BOMB
JJ IS FINISHED
>>63698348
Fuck off /v/eddit.
THEY JUST KEEP ON COMING
/TV/ IS LITERALLY KILL
>>63698327
This describes me 100%. I hate myself and I hate my life. I can't escape it.
>>63698338
When /tv/ goes full retard on something that is an obvious hit for months, I am only more hyped for it.
27-0
>27-0
27-0
>27-0
27-0
>27-0
27-0
>27-0
27-0
>27-0
27-0
>27-0
Chris Stuckmann Gave it an A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBMW3y86cpo
28
>>63698347
>>63698320
But they actually are.
>>63698271
Exact opposite here. I'm loving all your tears.
92 and you have to marry chloe if you want to be king of /tv/
/tv/ on suicide watch
I was so certain this was going to bomb
>30 minutes till my screening
I'm actually kind of excited now
>Stop me if you’ve heard this one: A droid is sent to a desert planet so an evil empire can’t get the intel hidden inside of it. Young people discover their connection both to a conflict of earlier years and to the Force. There’s a colorful watering hole where aliens of all sorts listen to music and learn vital information that will move the plot forward. There’s a giant planet-destroying weapon that must be brought down. Old heroes will make way for new heroes to emerge.
>Stepping into the pilot’s seat on the gargantuan “Star Wars” franchise, director and co-writer (with Lawrence Kasdan and Michael Arndt) J.J. Abrams has adopted the relatively cautious strategy of essentially remaking the original “Star Wars” (or, if you must, “Episode IV: A New Hope”), which allows him to delight fans by bringing back the original players while at the same time laying down the groundwork of the new good guys and bad guys that we’ll get to know over the course of the next several sequels.
FUCKING KEK
and this idiot gave it a good review. holy shit what a fucking shill
http://www.thewrap.com/star-wars-the-force-awakens-review-j-j-abrams-harrison-ford-daisy-ridley/
>>63698358
ALL THESE 6/10'S
fuck off
>>63698368
>Cuck Cuckman has a generic opinion on geek culture
Thanks for the update anon.
THANK YOU BASED JJ
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>>63698367
JJ BETTER THAN CURRY CONFIRMED
>>63698387
This lmao.
>31-0
Yeah, this doesn't seem weird at all.
>31-0
is /tv/ ever right?
>>63698391
It is. the average rating is 8.6/10
>>63698338
I'm afraid of that myself. I'm still hyped but /tv/ is cunning.
>>63698357
You first, Tumblr.
>>63698379
Surely you've seen the behind the scenes stuff. Does Lucas look like a cynic to you? He wanted to give you poetry.
>>63698277
>Citizen Kane was universally praised when it first came out
>Citizen Kane is another Phantom Menace
>32-0
WE DYNASTY NOW
76% after 400 reviews
>>63698415
That's extremely high
>This is Star Wars now
>>63698414
Literally never. Not even meming, I have honestly not once seen this shithole be right about any film.
Surely someone will buck the trend soon right? The digital ad dollars are too enticing. Someone will write a negative review for the money and the traffic they would get.
>>63698446
for you
IMDB - 9.2/10 from 5,740 users
Anyone else feel this is suspicious?
Is /r/starwars fucking with us?
>>63698415
>8.6
RotS made over a billion dude, and it had a 7.3/10
34 - 0
THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>63698397
>average rating: 8.6/10
Why don't you?
>>63698451
Name one other place on the internet that recognizes Pain & Gain as a masterpiece? Half of the internet still worships the fucking fedoracore chart.
Metacritic is at 83 yo.
>>63698423
Honestly famiglia at least tumblr fucks off because they know they'll never understand our memes. /v/ and reddit constantly pollute our culture and bastardize our culture. I won't be surprised when suddenly people are walking around with abatap shirts or cunny hats because of you tryhard mongs.
>>63698449
the thug is forever
>>63698414
About as frequently as /pol/ is...
Which is to say, never,
Has based Armond written a review yet? Will he save us?
Reminder that Paul Blart 2 got a similar initial reaction from RT but in the opposite direction. Now ask yourself, how do people view PB2 months later?
Exactly.
![star-wars-cereal-1024x577[3].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LLRNOxI.jpg "star-wars-cereal-1024x577[3].jpg")
>there is no way they could have bought these cookie cutter reviews.
>>63698453
Some crusty old fuck who will review the movie days after it's been out will blast it for sure.
>34-0
QUICK, SOMEONE MAKE A RULE 34 DOODLE WITH BB-8 AND A TOMATO
>>63698470
What? You think reddit hacked RT and wrote up fake professional reviews?
T.B.H. the fact that we're paying more attention to the premiere of a fucking movie than say, threats being issued by fucking ISIS, says a lot about the shit society we live in.
>>63698470
>people like a movie
Wow, who knew?
>>63698477
>Half of the internet still worships the fucking fedoracore chart.
So does most of /tv/
"
Star Wars: The Force Awakens might just be the best film of the last 30 years or so..."
uhhhhhh.
really.
