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Star Trek Beyond - Trailer (2016)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XRVD32rnzOw
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http://boards.4chan.org/tv/thread/63636175/

old news
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justin lin is the worst
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Looks like shit
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That was underwhelming to say the least.

>Let's have Star Trek but with no space ships

Oh but I bet we'll have car chase scenes.
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>>63636175

>>63636175

>>63636175

>>63636175
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>>63636847
>Let's have Star Trek but with no space ships

What is Star Trek 4
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>>63637036

The movie that's universally agreed to be the worst of the original series of movies?
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>>63636686
Why would they possibly release this today?
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>>63637049
Voyage Home is without a single doubt top 3.
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>mfw I was going to post something snarky about how stupid it is to have a big ass window on the bridge then remembered about the sky light on the Enterprise D
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Voyage Home is the most popular because it's a fucking sitcom
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>>63636686
Fuck me. Is late 2015 the year of most terrible trailers?
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>>63637185
>Not loving the transparent aluminum scene
The show had plenty of screwball episodes too. That's why its comfy.
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>from Jew Jew Abrams
>'Sabatoge' as trailer music
> Beastie Boys = three NY kikes

The Jew train makes no stops
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Looks terrible.

>Justing Lin the guy from the fast and the furious
>True Detective was too shitty to mention so they went with dudebro cars lmao
kek
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>>63637049
Are you kidding me? It's one of the best ones you massive pleb
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>>63636686
>"Nerd culture is the product of a late capitalist conspiracy, designed to infantalize the consumer as a means of non-aggressive control."
- Simon Pegg
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We are family
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>>63637049
Eat shit, sucka
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>>63636686
Beastie Boys are still canon.
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Drifting Enterprise when?
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>>63639377
true tbqh
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>tfw TOS, TNG, DS9 would have been so much better with nutrek-tier funding
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>>63639741
>attacking the 1% is like nazis targetting jews
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>Sabotage
>JJ and co literally sabotaged Star Trek

Poetry
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>>63636686
>Enterprise once again gets completely rekt in 5 seconds and they spend most of their time running around punching people

Thank God. Please never get any stars in my Star Trek.
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>people actually thought that if JJ didn't direct the new Trek movies then it would've been just like the TV show

You fools. Paramount never wanted the reboots to be like the TV show. Alarms should ring in your head when Pegg says in an interview that the original script was "too trek-y" for Paramount and when Paramount says "If Avengers can make a billion dollars, Star Trek should too"
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>>63640023
do you autists not realize a true to source star trek film would be boring as shit and would bomb at the boxoffice?

Normies dont want to watch people in different coloured uniforms talking for 2 hours
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>At least I won't die alone...
*spock beams out*
>Well that's just typical.

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHA YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHEHEHEHEHEHAHAHAHAHAEHAHAHAH
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>>63637049
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REEEEE
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>>63639741
lmao get a load of this Bernie kek
Go suck off your local BLM protestors
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>>63636847
>Let's have Star Trek but with no space ships

After the last one with the retarded mobile Transporter and the Enterprise flying back from Kronos to Earth in like three Minutes, is Jew Jew Abrams giving Star Trek the final nail to the Coffin he created.
At least no more Lens Flare Bridge like a Douglas Shop ( european anons will understand )
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>>63640275
>Audiences only want the dumbest possible movies

Both "The Martian" and "Gravity" made more than Star Trek Into Darkness.
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>>63640481

>he thinks he's smart for watching "the redditian" and "zero gravity"

lmao
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>>63640481
What about Interstellar?
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>>63637049

weak bait
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>>63636686
Can they please stop raping the corpse already?
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>>63640509
I didn't dare mention a Nolan movie without attracting shitposters, but they appeared anyway: >>63640505
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Stupid sub title

But at least they're trying something different. Looks like a lot of fun.
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>>63640001
>Sabotage
>Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
>Valeris: Four hundred years ago on the planet Earth, workers who felt their livelihood threated by automation flung their wooden shoes called sabots into the machines to stop them.
>[Chekov and Uhura look confused]
>Valeris: Hence the word sabotage.

bravo
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Mandatory viewing for all you Sperging autists:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02LgdXVkXgM

6 years later and it's still relevant.
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>first Star Wars teaser
>lingering shots, talking, Star Wars music playing, action scenes saved for the end

>first Star Trek teaser
>DUDE LMAO EXPLOSIONS QUIPS GALORE BEASTIE BOYS AWESOME
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What's with people complaining about the Beastie Boys? That song is what opened up the first movie in this series.

JJ Abrams made Star Trek into generic sci-fi action so obviously this is continuing that shitty tradition. At least this one has dirt bikes.
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>>63636686
My god are you serious?

This shit looks fucking awful. Awful. I just.

Also please stop using Sabotage, one of the coolest Beastie Boys songs, to make your shitty action films look cool.

I know it's fitting, since you're actually sabotaging more and more great things about Star Trek with each film, but just stop it.
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>justin lin, director of fast and furious
Welp, at least we get to see kirk jumping intergalactic bridges with cars
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>>63640838

That's what disappoints me, I wouldn't even have minded if Kirk had been driving a "classic" retrofuturistic car that he was working on in his spare time on the Enterprise, but he's just got a 20th century motorcycle?

Where's the imagination in that?
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This is sabataage.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nlOTRxt-dIw
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>>63640838
That last one ended with a fucking chase scene jumping from hovercar to hovercar while Spock punched Khan to death. Why are you complaining NOW?
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Looks closer to the tone of the first one, which I enjoyed decently enough.

This trailer is badly cut, though. No wonder at all.
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Daily reminder that pic related is the best star trek movie and if you disagree then you belong on r/startrek
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>>63640915
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>63640941
Who said i am complaining familia? Justin Lin finally found his true calling, doing impossible shit in an actual fantasy film.
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>>63636870
>1000 threads for fag wars
>can't have more than 2 star trek threads

Shove a scalpel up your urethra.
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>>63640981
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>>63636686
beyond what? beyond retarded? who cares about ST anymore.
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I still can't believe we live in a world where the same guy is in charge of both star wars and star trek
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Fuck that looks awful. It's like they took all the things that made Star Trek great and replaced them with fight scenes, explosions, and cliche one-liners. Fuck the lowest common denominator, and fuck this movie. We need a real Trek series again, not this bullshit.
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>>63641055
When you are a Jew...everything is possible.
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>>63641055
>I still can't believe we live in a world where the same guy is in charge of both star wars and star trek

JJ Abrams isn't making this, fucking do some research
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>>63641009
Entering V-ger is the most amazing scene ive ever seen, the visual and audio is perfect

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1CmJ-NHDScI
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>>63637180
Uhhh, that was a screen, not a window. That's why it changes to people talking and stuff sometimes.
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>>63641055
Not to mention the guy confessed on the Daily Show to never having liked Star Trek
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>>63641055
JJ isn't in charge of Star Wars thank god. He has as much power over Star Wars as Richard Marquand did.
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>>63636686
Before I pressed the play button, I wondered how many times they were gonna have someone jumping from a ship or some shit like they did last movie. Looks like 3 or so times.

So basically this is Star Trek: Fast and the Furious 2.
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>>63641174
He means the window directly above the captains chair.
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>we want the marvel audience
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>>63641216
Right, that's why he's just the producer. No control or influence whatsoever.
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Looks funxD
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JJ has ruined Star Trek. He has broken so many rules it crazy.
Fuck JJ.
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>>63641055
>>63641354

This isn't directed by Abrams
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>>63640721
cinema vs flicks senpai
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>>63641354
>when you think you gonna roast the director but youre completely wrong and look like a retard

Delete your post
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>>63636686
>Into
>Beyond

What's next?
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holy christ lmao. it's like the source material doesn't matter at all.
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>>63641376
He is still the producer and fucked up the first two

>" Hey Captain despite any logic or the Lore of Star Trek the Home planet of our main enemy for the next 100 years ist just three Minutes flying with Warp away. But that shouldnt be a Problem we could probably have two Capaital Ships in their orbit and they wont recognize or have any Fleet there to react so its cool "
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>>63641464
Within
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>>63641464
Into the.....Trash
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>>63636711
anon what are you doing?
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>>63641508
Within the Bin
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>>63641487

>He is still the producer

Which means absolutely nothing, are you the same daft cunt that attributes TMNT story to Michael Bay?
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>>63636686
Looks fucking horrible. It seems to be inspired by shitty marvel movies
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Do you think there's going to be damage control any soon? Like Pegg tweeting that teaser is misleading or interview with Lin where he says the same thing?

It has 25% dislikes on youtube which is unseen for blockbusters and i looked at twitter tag and it's 95% negative, people are fucking PISSED. And twitter is usually really easy to pander to
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>>63636686
This looks beyond shit
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>>63641549
>It seems to be inspired by shitty marvel movies

>everything bad came from Marvel movies

hi Redddit
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>>63641487
>liking lore
>caring about mystical stories
>being a faggot

Why dont you go play with magik cards and read up on the lore faggot

Its a stupid space movie that has the most autistic fanbase, i wish they would have filmed the enterprise blowing up for 2 hours and sold it to you man children
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>>63641568
That's weird. It doesn't look good but it doesn't look particularly worse than Into Darkness
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Why do they keep making movies and not series?
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>>63641606
>like suuper cool superhero movies!

Hey reddit!
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>>63636686
JUST
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>>63641547

yes I am desu senpai
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>>63641624
Dosh
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>>63640321
>tfw I actually laughed at this
>felt shame immediately afterwards
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>>63640985
If you are gonna have one actor say 'sabotaage' you better make sure the other actors also do it.
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>>63641617
Into Darkness followed first movie, which was very well-received, while this one has to follow Into Darkness and looks even worse, so it's understandable

>>63641624
There's a series that's going to air in 2017 exclusively on CBS website or some shit. It's created by one of the hacks behind first two film though, so don't expect much
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>>63640981
>tfw got this and the khan trilogy on bluray when they announced that stupid fucking reboot
>might get the remaining ones too after seeing this just to wash the shitty taste away
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>>63641009
where nomad has gone before
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The problem with this series is, there is nothing wrong with an action series set in space. Except there's already been a bunch. What the Star Trek series had was something special that no other show came close to imitating. And they just basically decided to go eeh fuck it let's just cut all the diplomatic and advanced society bullshit out and let's make em all trigger-happy angry people ready to fight as a first or second choice. Did they even give a shit that their fellow student or whatever got fucked by the blades when they landed onto that thingy in the first movie? No they didn't. Patrick Stewart would have flipped the fuck out and they would have made a big deal out of it.
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>>63641615
Yes because Niggers like you would be totally cool if Star wars would show Jedia nd Sith fighting with Bows and Coruscant being a Forest planet.

And dont forget that you are also wasting your time on a chinese cartoon board.
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>>63641173
Think he was molesting children when he was filming this?
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>>63641547
No i am Shredder
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>>63641790
>there will never be a proper old republic movie/game/show where they still use swords and bows and slugthrowers and shit
>basically medieval warfare with ftl drives
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Can't wait for this movie and new series. Personally I've watched 2009 and into the darkness for 6 times each.

We need more space movies. But I'd prefer less action scenes and more focus on the ST atmosphere.
Into the darkness was fine but that robocap was so shit that reminded me of 90s shitty action movies with those shitty le bad-evil-guy--mad-general
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How long until we get Star Wars vs Star Trek directed by Jayjay
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>>63641808
Probably buttfucking Wheaton at that time
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>sabotage in the background
>strong female character
>a LITERAL DIRTBIKE JUMP
>"Let's not do THAT again"

I CAN'T STAND IT
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>>63640505

No one is smart for watching any movie your redditard.

But the sophistication of Gravity and the Martian is 1000x higher than Into Darkness or what I'm seeing from this Beyond trailer.
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>>63641783
>Did they even give a shit that their fellow student or whatever got fucked by the blades when they landed onto that thingy in the first movie?


Man English is such a tough language to get a hold on...
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>>63636686
>we desperately want the Guardians of the Galaxy audience

no thanks
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>>63640769

That movie sucked too.
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Galaxy Quest was a better trek movie than either Abrams movie.
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>Paramount level
>Beastie Boys starts playing
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>>63636686
Fuck this shit. Seriously. I love Star Trek... but not this shit.
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>>63642075
It was a better Trek movie than Berman's Treks
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>>63641464
DROPPED
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>>63642008
Come on be a good 4chan moron and throw more buzzwords which true meaning you dont understand anyway.
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>and Justin Lin the director of Fast & Furious
>motorcycle for some fucking reason
just fucking kill me
Also now I'm even more terrified for the quality of the new show
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>>63636686

Could be a neat idea for a star trek movie, this trailer isn't doing it any favors. I'm just happy they aren't rehashing wrath of khan again. This looks strange and mildly off-putting and different from what JJ was doing. I'll flip a coin on it.
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>>63636686
That trailer is just godawful. Horrible music choice and absolutely no clues as to what the fuck it's supposed to be about.
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>>63636686
dirt bike and sabotage killed an otherwise promising trailer
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>>63636686
That music really ruins the trailer.
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>Awful Trailer, sabotaging the history of star trek and why there are "trekkies" in the first place
>Sabotage playing

Is something else going on here? Am I being memed outside of 4reddit now?
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B364s3zg5Lc#t=1m58s

>we want the Fast & Furious audience
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>>63642572
Youtube reactions videos are the cancer of the internet
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Reminder that this is how we will celebrate half a century of Star Trek.
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>>63636686
>movie opens with enterprise crashing
just like my expectations
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>>63642651
Why did you have to remind me
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>>63642572
>[clapping intensifies]
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Can we agree that at least it seems more fun, engaging and well-acted than any of the Star Wars trailers? I mean there was actually a joke in it that landed.
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>>63643114
>Well it just couldn't get worse
>OH, know! It got worse!

Seriously?
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>>63643114
Stop using Drugs. Or buy better ones.
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>>63643114
The Independence Day teaser was way more restrained than the Star Trek teaser. Where did it all go so wrong.
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BUT RICH EVANS SAID THEY'D NEVER MAKE ANOTHER ONE
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>>63643633
>Rich Evans
>Smart
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>>63643633
And he has to be proven wrong yet.
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worth the ticket to see zoe saldana's tight ass desu senpai
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JJ or not. Whoever directed it or wrote it or shit on it, it sucks.
Star Trek is a kill.
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Who is the best of the new cast?

And who is the worst?

Id say Karl Urban for best anyway
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>>63644431
The worst is the doctor.
And there's no best.
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>>63644431
>Id say Karl Urban for best anyway

yeah, it's not even close.

Zoe Saldana's the worst for playing Uhura as a stuck up bitch.
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Can't wait.
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Cumberbach playing Khan?
I forgot about that one. OMG!
That was the worst!
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It looks like shit.
But it also looks very Star Trek, if that makes sense.
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>>63644431
Well NuSpock is probably the worst character, but the actors are fine.
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Is idris Elba the villain? Sounded like him
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JUST
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>>63642572
>youtube celebrities REACT
>kids REACT
>tweens REACT
>teens REACT
>old people REACT

fuck this gay earth
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>>63644695
Should have way more dislikes
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>>63636686

What idiot designed that bridge? There's like only a thin wall of future glass between the command crew and the vacuum of space.
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>>63642572
>Comic hero fag

Why am I not surprised?
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>>63644722
What's the appeal of these reaction videos? Are people so desensitized to anything nowadays that they need other people reacting to feel something?
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>>63642572
Am I the only one thinking that he looks like Khil?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=32UGD0fV45g
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>>63644810
the current culture is disconnected and lonely to the point that they attempt to replace watching things together with watching something and then watching someone's recorded reaction to it to try and feel a semblence of a connection to another human being

welcome to the future
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>Guardians of the Star Trek

epin
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>>63644695
Bloomin 'eck. I thumbs-upped it by reflex. Good thing you can UNlike stuff these days.
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>>63644810

Why think a thing when you can have someone else think it for you
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where is Alice Eve?
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DS9's Rocks And Shoals + STIV The Voyage Home + Insurrection + world conquering villains = this trailer
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>They are going for the Guardians of the Galaxy audience
NO! NO! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO REEEDDDDDIIIITTTTT
REDDIT

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEAEAEAEAEEEEAEAEAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGHHHHHHHHNAAAAGUUHGUGHGHHGGGHHAAAAAAAEAEAEAEGGGGGGHHHHH
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http://screenrant.com/star-trek-3-rumor-guardians-galaxy/

>The mad men actually did it
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>>63645270
Why do all Hollywood actresses look like they're made of fucking plastic
Literal 0/10, would rather fuck an animal
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>>63641449
>"I understood fans were mad that the Klingon language was subtitle because it allows the Klingons to be understood by people who have not studied that imaginary language for years"
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>>63645649

Photoshop brah
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Where's the grand space battles? One on one ship duels?

BLah
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>>63642689

kek
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>>63645734
>photoshopping every frame of a movie
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QAEkuVgt6Aw

Ok, so the trailer for Into Darkness made it look really deep and dark and character-driven, and we know that was a pile of shit written by a couple of retards

So maybe this trailer makes the movie sound really moronic and stupid and Fast & Furious, but it's actually maybe good and...

oh fucking god why must Jews rape my favorite franchise
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>>63645649

High def + stark lighting = you better pancake 'em in makeup
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>>63645831
It's called After Effects
or some fancy Hollywood equivalent
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>>63645899
Is that how Star Wars fags felt after The Phantom Menace?
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>>63645992
pretty much, except tpm was actually good and this really is just shit on a sandwich
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>>63645899
>oh fucking god why must Jews rape my favorite franchise

but anon, this time it's a gook raping your franchise
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>>63646111
>>63645992

Sort of, I guess. The only thing that was wrong with STID was the script. There was hope that without the Transformers 2 guys writing ST Beyond, that it might actually be really good. Just like SW fans had hopes that maybe TPM might just be "the bad one" and the series would get back on track with Attack Of The Clones

I guess it's better to have the hope stomped out of you before you're actually sitting in the theater. Right?
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I don't think I hate anything in the trailer. Except that it's the reboot universe's trappings, and it's jerk Kirk with his shitty 20th century playlist. But an adventure on one alien planet and it's not about Kirk and Spock learning to like each other for the umpteenth time, sure let's see how it goes.
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Why do they need to blow up the Enterprise again?? Is it the shittiest space ship ever made?

Oh wait.

It's the 3rd Star Trek movie, and the Enterprise always blows up in the third movie. Pottery.

Jesus Christ....
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>>63645899

fuck off back to /pol/, retard
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>>63641009
I don't know why but I fucking love this one, it's so comfy; the music is great, not too much violence, it ends on a high note, the visuals are fantastic. I dunno.
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>>63636686
Star Trek is dead to me.
>>63639377
And he's starring in a series that's part of the problem. So I don't think his opinion counts for shit desu senpai
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>>63646611
*brofist*
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>>63647012
I liked the music so much I bought the 3 disc deluxe edition and I regularly play it while I study or play or something.
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>>63647250
ilias theme goes so well with the sim city soundtrack

also check this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=7QXn1ymzbZw

>tfw films don't have overtures and intermissions anymore
>tfw the best theather in town cut down their curtain to make the screen bigger even though it was already huge

the showmanship has gone out of cinema
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>>63636711
fucking newshit retard
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>>63647568
Man, I'd kill for a grand overture on any film.
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>>63647850
and I'd kill for an intermission on any film longer than 2 hours, seriously they're not just for show people need to eat pee and stretch their legs
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>>63640667
kek
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Let's be real, it's probably gonna be better than Into Darkness
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>>63646271
>this time it's a gook raping your franchise
Not much of a difference tbqh
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JJ Abrams and Justin Lin are cancer.
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>>63644695
Daily reminder that youtube treats likes and dislikes as literally the same, so disliking a video still helps it.
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>>63649200

Actually they're extremely good
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>>63641464

Blacked
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I'll watch it. What is everyone butt flustered about?
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>This isn't your father's Star Trek.
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still not as character raping as the tng movies
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>>63651244
>Catalog
You can't know that, there is little character expressed in this trailer. They're mostly just running or falling or looking at things or quipping.
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>>63636686
>>63636766

3 Trek 3 Furious: Trekyo Drift
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>>63640667
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>>63636711
kill yourself dumb fucking newshit
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>>63636686
what the absolute fuck is this drek?
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>>63646611
>>63641009
>>63640981
>>63647012

Holy shit, I thought I was the only one.
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>>63642131

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rq8O7i4gI3k
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>WE WANT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AUDIENCE
>WE WANT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AUDIENCE
>WE WANT THE GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY AUDIENCE
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They just keep getting worse.
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>>63644016
You pay $20 dollars just to see a celebrities ass. Com'on, no one is that beta.
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>>63646111

>tpm was actually good
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>>63652121

>tripfag
>reddit letter media

Sent.
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> geek culture is the worst thing to happen to society
> oh nvm excuse me while I continue my career pandering to geek culture
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>>63652588

>RLM
>reddit
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dont worry guys, its actually ok when you think of it as the new Guardians of the Galaxy
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>>63653450
>think of it as the new Guardians of the Galaxy

Except good.
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Did I see a Cardassian in that trailer?
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>justin lin
seriously how the fuck did he get the job??
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>>63654649

Yeah it's a real mystery how a guy who revitalized the Fast and Furious franchise into a "more successful than the Avengers" class juggernaut could get a job on such a prestige title as Star Trek
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>>63641218
3 Trek 3 Furious
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this literally looks like shit
Flop of 2016 right here boys
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such a good idea releasing this trailer when star wars hype is at crital mass. gj guys.
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>>63636686
The whole time I saw this I was hoping it was one of those joke trailers a fan made.....but no this is happening.
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jesus fucking christ it's worse than I could have imagined

>let's make a star trek movie without ships and space

it really almost feels like they are just trying to kill star trek. why do the movie like this, and why release its really shit trailer right in the middle of star wars normie hype season?
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>>63654984
>this guy made a couple really shitty braindead dudebro action flicks
>let's have him make a star trek movie

genius
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>>63652976

Um.. Ya, it really is.
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>>63655523
>>let's make a star trek movie without ships and space

I'll take "What are most TOS stories?" for $500, Alex
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>>63655818
right, most TOS episodes were 2h30m of motorcycle chases and explosions and classic rock
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People getting mad at this are retarded. Yeah, it isn't Star Trek. It hasn't been Star Trek since the first movie. It's an space action adventure flick with characters and setpieces loosely based off a campy old TV show. It should've been obvious to even the densest viewer after Into Darkness that the aim of the series was not going to be to faithfully recreate classic Star Trek, it was to be a fun action movie in space with nice visuals and a widely likeable cast of characters. Into Darkness failed for me because the writing and overall plot were fucking awful, not because it was an action movie where Spock gets into a fist fight with Khan.

The only difference with this trailer is that they dropped the facade they put up in the first two movies that let idiots dupe themselves into thinking what they were watching was still a somewhat faithful Star Trek movie.

Honestly I liked the trailer. It told me exactly what to expect: good looking action, adventures, a fun cast of characters. I like all that stuff, and I'll probably see this when it comes out. It's not Star Trek, and I like Star Trek too, but I can watch that any time. The old series aren't going anywhere.
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>>63656203

Finally someone who gets it.
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>>63636686
all i wanted was the klingons to be in it :/
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>>63656203
They needed the facade.

This shit is still too weird for popcorn munchers, and it's since it doesn't feel like true Star Trek the dedicated fans will be alienated.

Dumb move, numbah one.
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REDDIT SAVES THE DAY AGAIN

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1z1bwbRAMtA
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Wow, this movie looks like shit. Roddenberry is rollin in his grave.
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>>63656411
Roddenberry was a fucking hack.
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>>63655560
When you accept that these movies were never meant to be cerebral from the start, then it's easy to see why they'd go with him.
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>>63636686
lol at all the redditors getting mad at the music of all things

they're mad it wasn't rehash enough like the first two

need more star trek bleep bloops and lines they saw on vh1 back to the 70s shows
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>>63656340
"Dedicated fans" don't amount to shit. They never have. Trek's cultural footprint has always far outweighed it's actual mainstream impact.

The only movies of the series to do well were ST4 and First Contact, and the latter is as "not Trek" as the new movies.

Hell, Into Darkness is the first one anybody outside of American has given a fuck about.
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>>63656203
> It told me exactly what to expect

This is why movies suck these days. Nothing unique, just the same shit told in a different way. Awesome, the trailer gave us the entire story. It'll save me the money from buying a ticket.
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>>63636711
This triggers me.
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>>63656454
go to bed, ira, you cunt
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>>63656518
>"Dedicated fans" don't amount to shit. They never have.
They brought TOS back after it got canceled.
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>>63656411
Roddenberry was a hack, and not a single one of the movies after the first is faithful to the idea of being intelligent science fiction.

They've all been action-adventure stories. The only difference is the new ones star people who don't require adult diapers and aren't risking breaking a hip any time they do an action scene.
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>>63656454
.Roddenberry was a fucking hack.

No, he wasn't. You should explain why though.
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>>63656583

Yeah, in 1968. Most of those people are probably fucking dead.
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>>63642651
Just die in my bucket already
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>>63656612
>I've never watched Roddenberry's trek
Don't come to the thread if you haven't done your homework, reddit.
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>>63656596
Well if you were an actual fan, and understood what the show was truly about, you'd realize that shitty action scenes and stunts weren't important.
You're a dumb bro though, so you like explosions and shit.
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>>63656708
Ha, redidit. So clever and unique to chan. Sick burn brah.
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>>63656722
>if you were a true fan like me
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>>63641277
I dont like it when things are different.....
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>>63656831
pretty much, newfag.
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Meh, lots of lame trailers this latter part of 2015.
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>>63656652
Your limiter was "never," not "in 60 years".

The proper response to being proven wrong would have been to humbly apologize for your error.
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Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the Starship Enterprise. Its 5 year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go FASTER AND FURIOUSER THAN ANY MAN HAS GONE BEFORE.

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>>63657045
now this is a post i can get behind
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>>63657045
what
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On the plus side, the Enterprise gets destroyed by bees so we don't have to have a scene where the Enterprise drifts around an enemy ship while firing at it while it drifts around
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>>63657045

wew
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