What does the Superman say to the Batman?
>>63505752
"Alright, I'll let you tag along."
>you're a pussy
>at least i'm not clark kent
I'm a big guy
for you
Assalamu Alaikum, Motherfucker.
>Let's have this ninety-pound girl stand in front of us, it'll be hilarious.
>She's actually doing it, the mad woman!
>>63505885
>implying she isn't the only man of the three
You can be my wingman anytime
>>63505838
>people making fun of Cavill balding
>actually looks badass with short hair and a beard
He'll be your gruff military man action hero in a few years
>>63505982
no one's saying cavil doesn't look good with a shved head(you've obviously never seen the tudors), just that the studio won't want to have a blad superman and he's clearly balding. fingers crossed for a silly wig
>>63505941
>You're a big one, right?
Supes (after seeing Wonder Woman for the first time): "Okay, it's not me. You look fine. For a second I though I had lost control of my X-Ray vision and it was still on."
>>63506035
this is lame, reconsider before posting next time
>>63506194
The burning arab orphanage behind them, it's like poetry
you can rape her after me
>"okay so, i'm in the middle, you're to my right, she's to my left .ready?"
>"ready!"
>goddammit guys!
>Superman: You stuffed a sock in your jock strap?
>Batman: Noooooo... Fuck you it's all Batman down there.
Wonder Woman: Yeah I wish.
>Is she a jew?
>I thought she was a jew
>WW: I'm a jew
>>63506318
winner
>>63505941
>those muscles
God dammit why couldn't we get a woman who lifts cast in this role?
>>63506329
>Is she with jew?
>I thought she was with jew?
>>63506194
Kek
>>63506318
Noice
>>63506478
>>63506318
>>63505941
This version is out of date
>>63505752
Is this shit cg?
>>63505941
Most updated version I could find
Why is batman holding a shotgun? Has Snyder gone full retard?
>>63507009
it's a grenade launcher he's using against doomsday, who isn't human or sentient so it's fine
>>63507009
>batman never uses projectile weapons
ebin
>>63507125
That looks like a shotgun or a rifle, unless its confirmed otherwise. If it's a projectile/net/hook weapon or utility like stuff that batman uses i get it.
>>63507198
its confirmed sticky bombs launcher
>>63505752
D R O P P E D
>>63507281
at this point i'm fairly certain even non-jews in holllywood claim to be jewish, how else can they get a role? they probably just write half-jewish on my great-great-grandmother's side, who's gonna check?
Why is batman's lower face exposed?
>>63507659
how else can he show off that sexy stubble?
>>63506010
Reeve wore a wig. I don't see why they couldn't have been assed to give Cavill one, or at least just let him wear the Man of Steel hair.
>>63505752
"Top or Bottom?"
S-so this became a new meme?
>Allah akbar?
>Allah akbar.
>KABLOOEY
>>63507485
Are you serious? They'll catch on pretty quick when they don't see you at the Elders of Zion meetings.
>>63505752
Why does Batman have a rifle?
>>63509970
>not answering T A K B I R
>>63505941
>comic wonderwoman
>that skinny jew
Why is it so hard to get some muscle.
Women are such a lazy asses.
>>63510281
takbir is what you answer with allah akbar not the other way around you filthy kaffir
>>63506318
i never smelled pussy that smells like tuna. idk where that myth comes from
inb4 virgin
