HOLY FUCK IT'S OVER
>>63259033
>scores
>mattering ever
kek
Oh look it's this epic Rotten Tomatoes meme, the website that never gives anything good a good score and gives terrible "art" a 100 every time. Nevermind that everything they deem as good has the interest of exactly zero people. Anyone who takes RT seriously might as well get their news from the onion too.
Also, checked >>63259033 >>63259055
>>63259113
Good, gooooood. Let the hate flow through you.
>>63259033
This is fake.
>>63259155
Well done.
It's actually kind of amazing that you retards still believe posts like OP's without simply checking for yourself. You're just like fucking Tumblr or Jezebel or Rolling Stone - triggered without ever doing your own research to verify if something is true or not.
The butthurt thats going to drown /tv/ in a couple of weeks is going to be glorious.
Seeing you fags BTFO by JarJar Abrams is the only reason i'm still alive...
>>63259160
No shit.
Its going to get 80+ no matter how bad it is
the whole nerd culture cancer will make people think its good
>>63259055
>>63259113
>TFA shills this hard in denial
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
What the hell kind of shilling is this? Not the OP image, but the special sponsors and unique design in the link
>>63259287
Kek, they know fanboys are watching the page waiting for the score day and night
>>63259231
this
i have no horse in this race, i'm just excited to see one half of you guys get pissed off
Even if it lands in the 70's the internet will be filled with butthurt and denial
>>63259033
>It's getting a lower score than even the prequels
Gee, I wonder why "people" have been shilling the not-liking-TFA-is-racist shtick for the last few months. Even the insiders knew it was a piece of shit.
>inb4 the black manlet has a Twitter melt down like Max Landis and starts telling everyone they didn't like TFA because they are racist
>>63259055
>shitposting the usual rottentomatoes about fans BTFO will push all the upset redditors back to reddit because they wont able to handle all the banter
good
DISNEY BTFO
but for real, this will most likely get a 97% when initially released
>>63259382
It's fake you idiot. There haven't been any critic screenings yet and if there had you wouldn't be able to move on this board for plot spoilers.
>>63259113
Its a fucking movie, it isnt the next breakthrough in scientific enlightenment, stop defending it so hard.
we really need a star wars quarantine board boys
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?f=2015&t=9788
all the plebs around the internet are going to be coming here and ruining the board even more
This is ridiculous...
THIS IS REAL!
>>63260281
>>63260291
Duracell marketers please stop posting it in these threads.
>>63259267
Yep. Not to mention RT really favors medocre inoffensive movies /mc master race
Even if the movie is poor, initial reviews will be raving simply due to the nostalgia factor.
>>63260324
>>63260333
yeah because TPM and AOTC was so well recieved
>>63259033
9/10 OP you actually almost had me
>>63259267
it's only getting screened for critics the day before. that means
1) it's bad
2) it's bad enough that the studio isn't confident enough that they can force a high score by throwing money at the media.
>>63259033
I almost checked
6/10
Disney has tons of critics on its pocket and the sponsors can't allow a bad review.
It'll get a final score of 90% at worst, definitely fresh
>>63260036
>this will most likely get a 97% when initially released
Even Supergirl got 70%, TFA should get 100%, unless some critic decides to give a bad review just for the attention.
>>63259356
I read the script. It's a deff 7/10 mediocre film.
>>63259260
You would be surprised how much people will just believe anything they read without bothering to check it. The only way to stop this stupidity is to (sadly) state the obvious from time to time.
>>63260777
>7777777777777777/10
HOLY FUCK I ROLLED BIG
>>63260404
Or possibly
3) It's the most anticipated movie of the year and Disney doesn't want plot details leaking ahead of release.
I'm predicting a 72% fresh score. 6.5/10 average .
You heard it here first.
Nice try OP
THIS is the real score
>>63260281
It's actually real wtf
>>63260908
Actually >>63260777
>>63260831
>I have written a 777 page rebuke to your so called Episode VII review
>>63260281
>>63260921
>199% want to see
Looking good so far OP.
>>63260921
Duracell pls leave
>>63260281
Well ill be damned it is real. If it ends up being prequel tier then at least we'll get some fresh dank memes
>>63261053
there are already fresh dank memes by the truckload
>>63259230
>Implying we don't just embrace the memes
>>63260921
shut up, ryan
>>63260908
See >>63260537
>>63259055
>>63259113
Star Wars nerds on suicide watch.
>>63260281
>4chan is lying again
>making open tabs and load pages, you pieces of shit
>4chan is not lying
>>63259033
At least they'll still have Duracell Quantum batteries
The only long lasting battery on the market to power lightsabers and starships when you need them the most
>>63260281
>>63260921
Don't listen to these fucks. This is the real score
>>63261860
What the fuck why am I getting batteries for fucking score?
>>63259055
>>63259113
Overall, yes, ratings sites aren't a good indicator of quality for some types of movies.
They are decent when it comes to big-budget blockbuster/summer movies though. Since these films are usually pretty formulaic and meant to have an extremely wide appeal, it is not a good sign when they get less than 80% on RT. There are countless perfectly mediocre action/blockbuster/super hero movies that aren't great by any stretch but still score 80+%.
For a film made by serious directors, ratings site don't mean much, but for COMMERCIAL mainstream films, they can be meaningful.
>>63259033
Please tell me this is real
Before the Duracell shit
PLEASE CONFIRM THIS BASED GOD
>>63261860
>>63261973
I thought that's a joke at first
what
>>63260281
This is what passes as sponsorship nowadays?
how the fuck does the 2nd Hobbit piece of shit have a 74%?????
This movie definitely looks like it will have at least 85%
black guy ? check
strong female lead with lots of clothes on? check
artful looking shots and shit? check
they rreally gotta have some steaming terd shit under wraps from us if its gonna be shitty
>>63260634
Based Armond will trash it
>>63261860
>>63262135
What the actual shit?
JJ you suck, ya jackass!! hahahahahaha
>>63260908
no way tghis shit is getting lower than george lucas's: the hobbit 2: legolas
>>63262283
epic post
>>63259033
>tfw i actually bought this for a second
Made me click OP.
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/star_wars_episode_vii_the_force_awakens/
So since about 75% of this thread thinks OP's pic is real, it's safe to say 75% of /tv/ is dumb as fuck? And that's being generous. So any time some dumbfuck says something fucking dumb on this board you can safely say he's a typical idiot like the people in this thread.
>>63262363
retard
>>63262344
>yfw there's a shot of someone putting duracell batteries into bb8
bravo abrams!
>>63262363
Buy Duracell
>>63262363
Dude /tv/ is legitimately 95% dumfuck little kids and dumbfuck manchildren NEETs, the fact you haven't figured that out until this thread probably means you're one of them
>>63260802
You're doing the right thing, anon
>>63262417
That's 4chan in general. Oldfags that can't leave, redditors trying to do r/4chan bullshit, little kids shitposting and sperglord manchildren. Half of the obvious bait is r/4chan trying to be epic or something.
>>63262222
Quads have spoken
>>63262494
found the mole. how would you know if you werent on there bitch
>>63262363
fuck off duracell marketer
>>63262494
I hate being an oldfag that can't leave, bro.
>>63259230
Literally no one before your post indicated that they believed or cared about OP's image. you're not a special fucking snowflake for not being a retard.
Retard.
>>63262135
Spaceballs VII: The Search for More Money
>>63259033
>leads are talentless, ugly nobodies
>wonder why movie is shit
>>63260281
>>63261860
There used to be Energizer ads outside Star Tours.
>>63262582
kek
>>63259033
remember when ep 3 came out and people were saying its good
i hope this is the opposite
>>63262344
>>63262135
>>63261390
>>63260921
>>63260281
>Help Finn! Use the lightsaber from my father, Han Solo, to hold open the garbage disposal walls for just a minute longer!
>>I cant! Its not strong enough! It's not tough enough! It's not dura-
>CELL BLOCK COMPROMISED
>*Finn winks at camera*
>>63259033
How can you fail for this, you full of shit?
>>63262582
Can the movie get that rating with a plot like this?
>>63263093
>>63263093
>>63263093
>trusting RT
>someone took the time to shop this pic
>>63262965
9.5/10 would instantly like the movie if they did that.
>>63259160
Unless RT disguised themselves as a bunch of cancer-ridden kids
>>63260281
>>63260921
>>63262135
Guys, wtf?
>>63259033
You should have posted the real thing. It's much funnier.
>>63260921
> tfw your movie is Duracell/10
>>63262222
D U R A C E L L
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C
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>>63260777
Confirmed for 7/10
>>63259275
>not posting the real one
>>63264215
>just realized we spent 4 billion dollars on this last night when i was drunk
>holy shit guys we need to sell out more than stiflers mom
>>63259275
>>63264320
This movie is so bad, it literally killed someone. Nice job, J.J.
Look, thread, this has nothing to do with you but I'm in a bind.
My remote control just died and I need to power it up somehow. But here's the thing, I don't want to power it up too much. I don't like good batteries.Only mediocre to bad. It's against my beliefs as a capitalist. I don't think things should be made so that you never need to make another transaction ever again. I want to replace those batteries three months down the line.
What would be a good option for me, thread? I need to know.
>>63264419
He should have recharged himself with some duracell
>go to page to check
>rating powered by duracell
is this the future of the internet?
>>63262582
>>63264442
These have worked great for me, Duracell ® is trusted everywhere
>>63261106
This.
This is the true patrician way to surf the web, but taking everything literally and 100% seriously. It's the only way to properly enjoy this site, and the Internet in general.
>>63259231
I was here to see them BTFO by Avatar.
If I were a clickbait dude I'd give TFA a huge F and watch the ragetear reddit babbies come dose my site with adviews
I call it the Kotaku maneuver
>>63259033
No sheev, no ticket.
![[GET A LOAD OF THIS PARASITE].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/JhxYiRt.jpg "[GET A LOAD OF THIS PARASITE].jpg")
>>63262582
>>63264583
Duracell is a path to the dark side
>>63266186
lol I get it
>>63259033
F A K E
A
K
E
>>63262797
almost like episode iv desu
>>63259033
>implying diversity will ever get below 80%
>>63259033
How do you rate a movie that isn't out yet?
TUMBLRKUKS
BLOWN
THE
FUCK
OUT
>>63262222
The hero we NEED.
>>63259113
>the website that never gives anything good a good score and gives
the total retardedness of your being is summed up in these words
Rotten Tomatoes is to movies what IGN is to video games.
>>63260281
OH MY GOD SOUTH PART WAS REAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111!!!!!!!!!!11!1!1!111!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>63262135
>>63260921
>>63260281
Morons....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YBh0hgP8wWk
>>63259033
>16 reviews
>saying it's over
When is this board being deleted, again?
Rotten Tomatoes never gives anything a good score except for shitty "art" movies or whatever, so that they look unique and interesting. Add 15-20 points to any RT rating for a more accurate score.
>he thinks an SJW-pandering movie with a $300 million advertising budget will get under an 85%
Heh. Nice try.
>>63267507
if you can't tell good art from bad art you probably shouldn't be posting about it on a television and film board.
>>63267507
>>63267384
you guys are retarded
>using non rechargable batteries because star wars told you to
>>63267380
>duracell advert spoils that the main female char has force powers
I don't know if I should scream JJ, Disney, or SHEEV
>39%
RT is gay as fuck.
>>63269451
The Director's Cut was leagues better than the theatrical release.
>>63269494
I've only seen the Director's Cut. What was removed for the theatrical release.
It's got to be just as good as Super 8. Right? Right???
SUPERGIRL 94%
>>63269538
It was more what was added. They spent a lot more time on the eva green/orlando bloom thing.
>>63269773
It's got to be better. Right? Right???
>>63266186
FROM MY POINT OF VIEW ENERGIZER IS EVIL
