Get in here faggots.
http://millenniumfalcon.com/phpbb/viewtopic.php?t=9790Lazy to read? Basically..Google Drive leak was real.
I saw nothing wrong with the google drive leak tbqh but I don't wanna pay to see it
>>63263093
and because this cool website says its true, then it is? thats cool, i saw a site that told me the queen of england was a lizard alien, can you check into that and see if that website was telling me the truth too?
>>63263274
>doesn't know about dp
Found the underage
>Poe sees sudden farewell, feeds BB-8 candy.
wat
>>63263283
i know all there is to know about donkey punches son. if you are refering to a random internet name then no i dont, only shitters care about your internet celebritys
Certainly seems way more possible now.
This is the second leak to pitch us this version of the script
Still don't give a shit.
So Han Solo dies?
is that snoke? hope is not because all the mystery surrounding his apperance, only to be somehting so shitty.
>>63263363
Yet you took the time to post.
Bravo.
Where's the kwad jumpa scene?
what google drive leak?
>>63263474
>EXT DAY - 80 - MAIN STREET - HANGAR INC MILLENNIUM FALCON • Rey & Finn pass Millennium Falcon for fancier ride. It blows - they head back
>>63263093
>Snoke = Sheev confirmed
If this is the plot well shit..........
>>63263093
>Lazy to read? Basically..Google Drive leak was real.
You mean MSW was real, the pdf was built of their info.
Either way, prepare your butts for another mediocre JJ movie.
>Poe sees sudden farewell, feeds BB-8 candy.
Half of that is incomprehensible, particularly the ending. Where the fuck does kylo go?
Same guy leaked AotC and RotS so it's definitely legit
So the movie is going to suck? I'm too lazy to go through the spoilers
Does Poe only exists to grab the lightsaber, get tortured and then killed in a tie fighter crash so Finn can get it?
Fake as fuck. The google drive was a disney diversion
Will some anon with plenty of time on their hands green text this leak?
So the nigger survives
well shit
>>63263627
Proof?
>>63263689
Now that I think about it, this film is so secretive, what if they would do something as crazy as put out some fake "leaks" to keep people satisfied?
>>63263274
DUDE EVERYTHING ON THE INTERNET IS LIES LMAO
>>63263093
>Lazy to read?
>implying lazy to read faggots read the googledrive leak
>>63263274
>queen of england is a lizard alien
that shit was proven fake ages ago, we all know the entirety of the british royal family are space werewolves
>2015
>not knowing basic information in the age of the internet
>>63264030
Thing is the Google Drive leak was widely spread.
>>63264090
>we all know the entirety of the british royal family are space werewolves
Nice going drone, that's exactly what they want you to think.
They're really time displaced Nazi vampires.
>INT DAY - 234 - STARKILLER BASE - DUNGEON • Kylo Ren tries to learn all he can from Rey. She turns the tables
>INT DAY - 253 - STARKILLER BASE - DUNGEON • Rey uses some special skills to convince Stormtroopers to leave
>INT DAY - 275 - STARKILLER BASE - CORRIDOR #2 • Rey goes on a walk-a-around, avoids some Stormtroopers
>INT DAY - 276 - STARKILLER BASE - CORRIDOR #3 • Rey uses her fight skills to take out a Stormtrooper, get his gun
>EXT EVE - 327 - ENCHANTED FOREST NEAR STARKILLER BASE • Finn and Rey dance with Kylo Ren, Rey's special.
Why is Rey so fucking skilled? There's being related to a Jedi, and then there's having all the Jedi skills... do you inherit that shit without having to learn how to do it? Why did Luke have it so hard?
>INT DAY - 212 - CASTLE - UNDERGROUND CHAMBER • Finn is drawn toward the object, Rey repelled by it. She bolts
Rey freaks at the sight of the lightsaber? Why?
>INT DAY - 259 - STARKILLER BASE - CORRIDOR OUTSIDE DUNGEON • Kylo Ren returns back to chat with Rey
>INT DAY - 260 - STARKILLER BASE - DUNGEON • Kylo Ren annoyed to find that Rey has left the party.
>INT DAY - 261 - STARKILLER BASE - CORRIDOR OUTSIDE DUNGEON • Kylo Ren really upset about what's just happened.
I lol'd
>>63263093
my god this site is hard to read
>>63264196
The reason why this leak is screwed up is becuase it has a lot of encoded words.
>>63264178
>time displaced nazi vampires
yeah, great theory skub lover. next you're gonna tell me that the air force isn't running a secret program out of NORAD dealing with machine bugs
just fucking watch the flick in 2 weeks you faggots. Fuck, this place is gonna implode
>>63263093
Meh, I give it a duracell/10
>some memer watches all the trailers like everybody else
>writes fanfiction and puts it in a google drive
>faggots believe it
>different faggot writes a shitty version of the fanfiction in DP format
>you faggots eat it all up as word of god
>>63264196
>Why is Rey so fucking skilled?
She's Star Wars Katinss, gotta get dem Hunger Games moeny.
>>63264196
>Rey freaks at the sight of the lightsaber? Why?
Because of her past bro.
SO WEIRD HOW ALL OF THE SCENES THAT WE'VE SEEN IN TRAILERS AND MAGAZINES AND INTERVIEWS ARE DESCRIBED IN DETAIL BUT ALL OF THE GUARDED INFO LIKE THE ENTIRE FINAL FUCKING ACT IS VAGUE AND INCOMPREHENSIBLE
>>63264396
take your meds
>>63264396
Most of the info you saw there came out before the 2nd teaser, and the it's the 2nd teaser, trailer, and 40 billion TV spots, that conform to the outline.
Stay dumb, capslocknigger.
>Why would Luke leave his Daughter? Why does Han have to convince Leia her niece is worth saving? I kinda hope Rey is A Skywalker but doesn't sound right
good question
>>63264396
See
>>63264249
This is something that is commonly done so that leaks about the script don't get passes around.
In the original script for Episode V, Vader's line was
>No, Obi Wan killed your father.
Instead of
>No, I am your father
So word doesn't spread
MORE LIKE HAN SO-LONG, AMIRITE GUIS
>>63264396
JJ is trying to be geroge, and this is his weaker version of 'Blue Harvest'
>>63264456
Don't hurt my feelings Anon.
>>63264456
wew lad
>>63264456
part time
>>63264456
> why are you filming all of my scenes first?
>no Snoke
DROPPED
THIS
MOVIES
GONNA
SUCK
>>63265049
Nevermind spoke too soon
>>63265087
I
KNOW
RIGHT
>>63263274
>the queen of england was a lizard alien
Well to be fair, the site probably pointed out that the Royal family is so inbred that they're some barely human mutation and other sites ran with it as they will...
>>63263961
They would.
J.J. is probably the most enigmatic and secretive director working today.
This is going to be the biggest blockbuster of this year and Disney has the power to remove all of this stuff from the internet yet it's all still there.
>>63265087
i've said that for literally 2 years now.. literally.
get on my lvl, fgt
>>63266028
rude dude
Tell me about Snoke. I'm too lazy to read that.
>>63266523
He is actually just a cgi Andy Serkis. Human and everything.
>>63266523
he is the ultimate bad guy, Kylo is his bitch, he is probably a weird looking alien
>>63263287
They use codewords, candy=Anakin's lightsaber that Luke lost in Empire
>>63266523
There are two lines in that document that mention Snoke.
>>63266694
Cool.
Tell me what they say.
>>63266675
You've failed, Emperor. I'll never turn to the quints side.
>>63266732
He's barely in this movie the same way Luke is
This movie is focused on Han and establishing shit for the next two movies, it's as bad as the prequels.
>>63266732
All it says is Snoke tells Kylo Ren and Hux to start the weapon and asks Kylo if he has felt the force.
>>63266732
something something meesa jah jah something killa annie's son something something snokie snoke
>>63266680
The last line talks about Rey going to magic mountain to find Luke.
Wtf is magic mountain?
>>63266802
my favourite example of snokeposting in the last week. thank you anonymous, i had a good chuckle.
>>63266804
The island Luke's living on
>>63266804
Some planet from the previous films I imagine, dagobah or yavin or some shit
>>63266804
The island monastery. Location is in Ireland.
Waiting for Torrent link.
Pls don't read spoilerwell at least don't open the spoiled image
Im pretty cool with reading spoilers this whole time leading up to release because high chance it was fanfiction or whatever
But now 2 weeks away why do it?
fuck off faggots
>>63266870
I had one job.
>tfw you can now spoil the shit out of this movie for permavirgin manchild neckbeard sandshitters
>>63263274
The guy is the one who leaked the last two movies
This is just a shooting schedule which sounds like it was totally fabricated based on the Google drive guy which he even admits to being based on guesses and what we've seen so far.
>>63266939
i've never seen such concentrated shitposting.
So, does Kylo die?
>>63266884
Because the more I saw of this movie the less I gave a shit and reading the plot now I have zero interest in seeing it and I'll wait for the torrent.
I have a shelf of EU shit and a replica lightsaber so I was the prime audience for this movie, but it's just rehashed shit in the end. I'm more excited for Rogue One.
>>63266884
Honestly I am going to get spoiled anyway so fuck it
>>63266890
this.
S T A R S H I T
T
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>>63266884
Because Luke is practically not in it. Therefore
>into the trash it goes
>>63266978
It doesn't say anything about the fate of Kylo.
>>63266973
You better pepper your angus then Abigail May, because tonight the shitposting force awakens. These confirmed leaks are gonna turn this place into a madhouse.
>>63266939
>buy megaphone
>drive up to midnight line
>KYLO REN IS HANS SON AND HE KILLS HAN
>drive away
I'll be so happy when those videos start going up
>>63267036
>confirmed leaks
Whoever wrote it can't even spell interior correctly.
>>63266840
that's a good trick
>>63267042
Do you remember when we spoiled the ending of Harry Potter 7 to all the faggots in line for the book?
Been a while since then.
We don't do cool shit like that anymore.
>>63267083
Nigger it's [current year] and we're two weeks out from release, if you think it's fake then you're just delusional
>>63267122
>we
>>63267122
Has anything been as big since then? I hope there's still some people left that will carry the torch.
I'll be too busy drinking and posting on here to get in my car and drive to the next town for that but I hope someone does.
>>63267144
>implying I wasn't there for it
How does it feel to be new?
SNOKE WINS
FLAWLESS VICTORY
FATALITY
>>63267191
The Hobbit movies were pretty big.
Other than that, not really.
>>63267042
Wait, where exactly in the leak is this implied?
>>63267122
I beat the shit out of a guy for doing that to my gf's little sister. His two friends ran like girls when I started smashing his face into the sidewalk at Barnes and Noble. Don't fuck with kids, man. They have family that might be there and will fuck your shit up because we all know you're only going to do it to people you think are weaker than you. Star Wars can suck my dick but I promise I catch you pulling that shit and I'll drag you behind a dumpster and curbstomp you until you're spitting up chicklets.
>>63267275
>he's tough online
I'll put my bullhorn in your face motherfucker.
>>63267258
EXT DAY - 198 - ACADEMY • Leia and Han Solo hand over Young Kylo Ren to his Uncle for training
EXT DAWN - 200 - ACADEMY • Young Kylo Ren being trained by his Uncle
Son confirmed
INT EVE - 317 - STARKILLER BASE - RAMPARTS • Han Solo hides, then decides to reveal himself to Kylo Ren.
INT EVE - 318 - STARKILLER BASE - RAMPARTS - UPPER LEVELS • Finn and Rey and Chewbacca stop to watch what's happening below
INT EVE - 319 - STARKILLER BASE - RAMPARTS • The conversation comes to a sudden end
INT DAY - 320 - RESISTANCE BASE - MAP ROOM • Leia has felt what has happened at Starkiller Base.
INT EVE - 321 - STARKILLER BASE - RAMPARTS • Chewbacca lets rip at Kylo Ren. Stormtroopers turn on Finn and Rey. They run
Kills Han confirmed
>>63267126
Alright well then I'll get started on writing my own shooting schedule leaks for Episode VIII seeing how anyone can do it and we can all shitpost about it in 2017 :^)
>>63266985
The EU died for this shit?
>>63267275
>Waiting in line for this book
>autistic fantasies that never happened when it got spoiled
I literally breezed right into the 24 Wegman's round the corner at 11:45 pm, picked up a copy from the giant, untouched display and didn't even have to wait behind anyone in line.
Your landwhale girlfriend's little sister deserved it.
>>63266985
>>63267711
this movie was made exactly because no one cares what people like you guys think
>>63267711
>The EU died
Is that a problem? Have you never read anything from the EU?
>>63266985
>I'm more excited for Rogue One.
I have a friend who works in the planning department for VII and rogue one, and he feels that rogue one is shaping up to be great. Not sure how he feels about VII, other than stressed with all the anti-leak shit he had to deal with.
>>63267122
>tfw I waited in line
>tfw it wasn't ruined for me
Great times
>>63267275
You're a fucking fag
>>63267754
Totally serious: maybe some of the people who wrote the EU actually know what they're talking about.
I mean fuck, Kylo and Rey are basically Jacen and Jaina. Abrams thought THAT plot was good enough to steal.
HAN DIES
THAT'S ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW FAGGOTS
JJ CONFIRMED JAR JAR
>>63263544
where does it say that?
>>63267848
WE DID IT REDDIT
>>63267122
You mean book 6 fucktard? I'm pretty sure "Snape kills Dumbledore" was a bigger spoiler than "the good guys win in the end" in book 7. Stop making shit up.
>>63267953
I think it's the "Snape was a good goy all along and was in love with Harry's mum". I think that was the ebin twist of the book.
HAN DYINGIS THE DIVERSION TWIST
THE REAL TWIST IS AT THE VERY END.Rey finds Luke on the planet like it says. The planet is RAKATA PRIME. Rey tries to give Luke back his lightsaber but he rejects it and reveals that he has in fact turned to the Dark Side. He hugs Rey from behind like those very early leaks about evil Luke, and the film closes with a closeup on Rey's face of confusion/sadness/despair as she accepts that her destiny is to be his new apprentice. Rey will become the darksider and Kylo will turn back to the light after killing Snoke. Luke is not Snoke.
>>63268040
Fuck off with your fanfiction garbage
>>63268040
Weak OC fan fiction bro.
>>63268040
this would be pretty cool
>>63268087
>>63268134
>>63268179
Just wait and see.
Here's the deal, it was said very early on that JJ would have false leaks injected in the communities to hold everyone off the trail. The MSW Leaks are obviously misdirection, they've been around FOREVER and no one has taken them down.
DP was fed this false information.
Han lives.
>t-the leaks are false!
>JUST BUY THE TICKET GOYIM
>>63268216
If they take them down then it confirms it you mong
>>63268087
>>63268134
>>63268179
Also the new canon map. Rakata Prime is there for a reason.
>>63268411
If we get some KOTOR shit I'm going to be really happy.
I wonder if we'll see anything about Revan and the Mandalorian Wars.
>>63268464Captain Phasma is a Mandalorian
>>63268411
leddit speculah is snoke is rakattan and therefore invisible to both halves of the force.
>>63268179
Why?
Luke rejected the Dark Side at the cost of his life but now suddenly he's evil? That defeats Return Of The Jedi.
>>63268777
>"Once you start down the dark path, forever will it consume your destiny"
Luke already gave in when fighting Vader. He rejected the dark side temporarily to save his father, but a lot can happen in 30 years. He was already riding the line pretty closely in RoTJ.
I'd imagine failing to train Kylo correctly, leading to his fledgling new jedi order being slaughtered, might drive him over the edge or at least into neutral territory.
If he's still light side Luke then why even go into exile? I'm telling you, Luke is evil. That's the real twist.
>>63268777
luke said he was a jedi like his father before him
what did anakin, a jedi do? fall to the dark side, who became vader before becoming anakin again. luke will most likely go though the same thing, but instead of conquering the galaxy like any dark sider would do, he is going for the zen introspection of the dark side
>>63268829
Yoda being dogmatic and wrong is part of the original trilogy dog. He wants Luke to kill them all, just not as an emotional amateur in Empire.
>>63266997
This.
It might actually be more fun to watch things fall together according to the 'script' or outline or whatever this is. I don't mind it. Sometimes the build-up is more entertaining than the realization.
people take spoilers way too seriously
>>63267042
>>63266939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1YiH5Q6AJeU
>>63268777
why would it defeat anything if a character goes through other experiences that cause him not to relapse, but to rethink his decisions and, effectively, his entire life?
reminder
>>63263093
So Han Solo dies? That's the big plot twist?
Even Jar Jar Bink being a sith would be more interesitng.
>>63263093
That shit's fake as fuck, here's the real episode 7 leaks. Also episodes 8 and 9. All thanks to our old friend Super Shadow.
http://starwarsuniverse2.tripod.com/id6.html
>>63269173
That shit never fails to make me cringe. So fucking stupid
>>63269109
It's not Star Wars.
It would make sense for another series but not this. Luke already proved his not fucking Anakin.
>>63269246
>expanded universe
>movies 7,8,9
0/10
>>63269173
>mfw going to have to go on a media blackout for a few days because seeing it on the 20th
>mfw have at least 3 things on backlog that i can finally get done.
>>63268277
how about this you jolly twat mcchicken fuck nugget ass fuck retardo? They aren't going to take it down because it is the same as the MSW leaks and even if they took it down, the post is proved false because it is in concordance with the fake MSW leaks. So why don't you yoink your power cord to your computer/phone/tablet/vibrator, pull it out of your ass and flush it down the toilet so we never have to hear from your peanut brain again.
fucking born from a fish stick.
>>63268040
It's most likely bullshit, but I actually like Dark Side Luke
>>63268777
I don't think falling to the Dark Side can be avoided once and for all, it's more like constant temptation
>>63268716
Ugh it really is about pottery and rehashing plot points of the OT with different items and scenarios
can I get a tl;dr?
>>63270602
poe gets saber, gives to bb8, rey gets bb8, rey and finn steal mill falc, han and chew find them with it. rey gets kidnapped from pirate land, finn han and chew go get rey, kylo kills his dad, han solo. kylo cuts off finns hand. Rey is a strong independent woman who fights kylo off. THey destroy scar killer base and then rey finds out luke is her dad.
Pretty basic story. Whatever.
>>63270602
Han dies, everybody wants Luke's lightsaber, the rebels (resistance?) apparently have their own anti-deathstar, Finn isn't a jedi afterall.
Also faggots who say you need to be force sensitive to wield a saber get BTFO once again
>>63270805
>faggots who say you need to be force sensitive to wield a saber
People still say this? CGI Clone Wars is official disney canon and I can think of at least 3 non-force-sensitives in that show who use lightsabers (albeit not very well, and only briefly)
>Aurra Sing (bounty hunter chick)
>Cad Bane (Lee Van Cleef bounty hunter ayylmao)
>Pre Viszla (the mandalorian guy)
You'd think people who care enough to complain about star wars would at least know their own canon.
I can't believe Luke really only shows up at the very end.
Fucking disappointing. Imagine the collective "sighs" of disappointment in theaters when the movie finishes just after he's introduced.
Fuck off JJ
>>63270805
>Also faggots who say you need to be force sensitive to wield a saber get BTFO once again
Who ever said that? Obviously anyone can wield a saber, it would be a very useful tool, though not for combat, because for someone lacking jedi's reaction times it's worse than blaster, because you can't reflect shots fired at you and in 1 on 1 saber fight with Jedi he will cut you down easily, because his reaction and speed is superhuman and even best fencer wouldn't match somebody with a Force connection
>>63270949
Doesn't he also show up in a short flashback in the middle of the film?
It is kind of underwhelming if true though.
>JJ saw the plinkett reviews and Snoke is actually a 25 foot tall gorgon with a 12 foot lightsaber
>>63264196
Can you imagine them showing a woman displaying physical weakness in 2015?
>>63263689
fucking hope so cause this plot sucks ass
nothing new here. all of this was already leaked with slight variations on different websites at the beginning of 2015. sounds mostly legit, i'm still looking forward to it.
>>63264090
I felt clever, for just a second, for getting this reference
>>63271138
I don't know, I haven't read all the spoilers, but sucks either way.
fake and gay
>>63268411
>Bespin and Hoth are in the same star system
What.
>>63269173
Get a load of this redditor
>>63267754
>>63267774
Jokes on you fags, this shit is literally ripped from the EU.
>>63272276
Yeah that seems off to me too.
A lot of planets are missing, too.
>>63268040
>luke finally realizes his father did nothing wrong
>he turns to the dark side to keep Based Vader's dream alive
this better be legit
>>63273706
This is the old concept art mentioned of Luke holding Rey. There's a reason the leaks end so vaguely with
>EXT DAY - 346 - MILLENNIUM FALCON - MAGIC MOUNTAIN • Rey finds Luke, gives back what belongs to him....
I believe it.
The movie's big "reveal" with Luke won't really work because the audience will just be telling themselves "thanks for showing up and helping Han you loner fuck!"
Seriously... the audience is just going to leave the theatre thinking Luke is an asshole for sending his daughter on a suicide mission and abandoning his old friends.
