live ballet
no singles allowed though, obviously.
take a gf

Perform it solo in your living room

>>63246840
Would love to but I just don't have the time.

a qt kicking you in the crotch

You're supposed to consume the nuts, not the nutcracker, moron.

>tfw want to go to ballet and theatre
>tfw no one to go with

I just want to enjoy the god-tier arts.

>>63246883
I grew up with my parents taking me to the theatre a lot, you could ask if they want to see anything if thats their thing?

>>63246786
>I'm open to anything.

I bet you are you fucking pervert

if live in the uk vue cinemas are showing the royal opera house production over christmas.

http://www.myvue.com/latest-movies/info/film/roh-live-the-nutcracker

>>63246786
The Barbie adaptation.

>>63247633
American, plus I'm looking for something I can watch at home. Don't have the time to go out

>>63247945
digital theatre dot com

I'm a britbong but apparently it accepts international credit cards.

I've bought a lot of their performances (there are 2 Sondheim revivals!). but not their Nutcracker because it's always shown on tv here. A+++ would recommend.

>>63248004
Cool thanks

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When I was in the 4th grade I jerked off in the theater on a school field trip to the nutcracker play.
I was bored and placed my big jacket over myself and had a nice stealth wank.

It was dark but I think the lady next to me knew and said nothing