So this premieres tonight, post apocalyptic kung fu, muscle car, steampunk high production value cable show complete with a Hong Kong director and stunt crew.
Anyone give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbatBh5boPE
>>62755742
>steampunk
aaaaaaaannnnnd dropped
trying to post misc kung fu webms but post server seems to be shitting itself
Not really, it looks pretty stupid. Who is this for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT2cK6MkHMQ
few remember Martial Law, a 1998 CBS kung fu show starring Sammo Hung
>>62755932
>>62755908
4u desu
>>62755968
>>62755994
>>62756029
Weeaboo shit needs to stop. Its filling society with autism and destroying Western Civilization.
>>62755742
why are asians so much better at karate
Already got Daredevil and Marco Polo. I imagine this'll be for old people too dumb to use the internet.
>>62755742
When's it on?
>>62757282
10pm
>>62757240
>I imagine this'll be for old people too dumb to use the internet.
no you're thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axuQmXNXZfc
That was actually pretty damn good. I hope the show works out. The advertising is shit.
>>62757297
Sweet.
>Guns
>Bannable
Progressive pipe dream
>>62757433
i mean, it's a show about kung fu, not world peace
>>62757481
It's a completely convoluted setting.
Not that I dont understand what yhey were going for, British Empire Hong Kong would've worked far better.
>>62757365
Shit, looks like I don't have AMC. Where else could I watch it?
>>62757711
>it's a completely convoluted setting
>nevermind Walking Dead, Supergirl, the Flash, Arrow, various other shows with super powers/magic
It's almost like it's fiction, anon.
>>62757714
torrents
>>62757769
No, the point is they intentionally tried to ground it in reality with
>In the future, guns r b&
It's stupid and you know it.
>>62757915
I don't see how that's supposed to be a "progressive fantasy"
More like into the trashcans
>>62757915
How is it any more stupid than a zombie apocalypse, a woman flying through the sky, some guy running at the speed of light, etc?
You're telling me the Walking Dead and Arrow aren't grimdark edgy and trying to be 'grounded in reality'?
>>62757915
I feel like these posts come from people who don't watch a lot of sci fi or fantasy
>>62758139
They don't like anything but stuff like Mad men which they cram sideways up their ass and beg for seconds.
>>62755742
Looks fun.
I'll be sure to yoho it once it's out.
Didn't know it was tonight. Thanks, OP.
>>62757240
Sorry I am a faggot. I didn't bother watching that sneak peak. This show looks reasonably great.
>>62759297
No, you were right the first time. All signs point to this being a disaster.
>>62759781
doubt the story is much to speak of but if it invokes the spirit of Shaw Bros movies then i'll love it all the same
>>62755742
Looks like it will be great stupid fun. I'm excited for it.
Live thread?
Here we go.
>they banished guns
>because reasons
>motorcycles are great though
http://170.130.1.95:9720/on3
Live stream
>Ban guns
Liberal keked fantasy the show
are there zombies?
>banished guns
if you say so, but how exactly do you enforce that?
I'm really only gonna watch this for the bright colors and choreography
Child murder IM HYPE
I'm already cringing at that opening monologue and it's only been a minute...
This feels like it's gonna be a Bunraku ripoff
Let's see where this goes.
>>62761463
They took all the guns and destroyed them.
So guns havent been invented right?
my name is danteru
>>62761463
The same way the UK does.
By having your population be a bunch of keks.
>>62761438
FUCKING APE
>>62761438
but where is the show
>>62761455
>>62761463
inb4 some cradle in America still has them and is just waiting for the right time to retake the country that suddenly converted to a kung fu mentality
>>62761463
>offer people something they really need for guns.
>destroy any "gun making factory"
>actively search for any gun stockpiles
>issue a kill on sight for anyone with a gun
It's weird going from the desaturated as fuck Walking Dead to this show's OOOO PRETTY COLORS.
I liked Kung Fu 0 but I have a bad feeling about this
That red does NOT work.
>masculine Asian
my immersion is already ruined
This show would be better if the mouths didn't match up with the words tbqhwy fammers.
Why are all these fags wearing eye makeup?
can you imagine that a group of professional actors, crew members, and a director actually had to unironically film this shit while trying to keep a straight face
Rekt
>>62761488
>7 "barons" taking every gun, all the go the 875 million known in existence
They would've been better of pretending that they never existed
>>62761488
How? Logistically impossible where freedom reigns
So wait everyone is a martial artist? Is this how fighting works in real life?
yfw at some point they introduce some kind of Roland Deschain motherfucker who just annihilates everyone he runs into
>surrounding him then coming at him 1 at a time
just like the old kung fu tales of old
did he just pull that spear through a guy?
>dat extreme boston crab
Looks like shit to me, but I'm sure people will eat it up. AMC seems to really be pushing this show hard.
>getting in that close when using a polearm
retarded
>The Asian can take on half a dozen men or more meme
This shit is tired
The editor needs to stop cutting on every fucking hit.
Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
MAN OF MURDER
Am I watching the fucking Marix?
The whooshing sounds are fucking cracking me up
I hope this is some Fist of the North Star shit.
i'm glad they invented guns 100 years ago 2bh
this is retarded
And that's all the action for this episode folks!
wat
BY GAWD
ITS OVER
Ohh no wonder AMC killed off the asian in walking dead, they're meeting their diversity quota in a new show.
I dont even understand the physics of what he did with that one guy's legs
Ima watch this just to make fun of it in the live thread with you guys.
For the longest time i thought the baron was the asshole cop from Psych
I want to live in this world. I hate guns. I know I could survive well if there weren't any guns.
Is this some liberal kikes wet dream?
>No guns
>pulling his legs over his shoulders
Alright. I'm a fan.
>Mike shinoda
HOW LONG BEFORE A STRONK FEMALE LEAD IN INTRODUCED F.A.M?
>>62761626
Looks like it.
I'll give it a few weeks.
I hope he punches a whole in someone's heart by the end of this series.
>ywn lock up a qt twink in your loot chest and loan him out to your burly crew for a modest fee until you take him home at the end of a long day and tenderly clean him up and comfort him before making love to him, and then repeating the cycle the next day
This is some mad max kung fu Tarantino shit nigga
looks like horseshit
>>62761662
I love your bait
>>62761684
trailers reveal atleast 3 already, one of them will also be a kung fu master
also she's a ginger
>Moving dodging from an armed opponent while unarmed several times
Dropped. That's fucking self-defense 101 you don't do that sort of shit cause you'll just get hit eventually even by the most untrained fuck.
This show feels like it was created by a neckbeard weeaboo. Probably a producer's son since it actually got made.
>pulled that spear THROUGH the guy
>bent that dude's legs backwards over his head
Holy shit
More like into the trashcans
>>62761684
Probably about 20 mins in when you start to think you might actually enjoy the show
>>62761721
Dude, it's a martial arts show.
this isn't going to make it to season 2
cap this
> ITT: faggots who have never watched classic kung fu movies
stream anyone?
poppy fields?
>>62761714
he hears that this nigga's name is sonny
he tries to make an awkward joke about it. what the fuck is that? no wonder that nigga was in a trunk
Dialogue is making me cringe
Dialogue is terrible
>Manning of few words and can fight meme
Shut this shit down
> from the creators of Smallville
somebody SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME
>>62755742
>into the BROLANDS
>>62761706
mmmm
>>62761754
>>62761756
Yeah it's really bad.
>combustion engines but no combustion weapons
ok
>his Sigil is an Armadillo
what a shitty Baron he must be
>>62761746
there's a reason they don't make classic kung fu movies anymore
>>62761722
this
>cyberpunk
>guns are banned in this world for some stupid shit
This show is cancer
>No guns
>>62761777
GUNS ARE BANNED BRO
YOU FINNA GET V& TALKIN ABOUT THAT SHIT
mfw THIS IS SPARTA.. kinda
clearly this nigga is the bad guy. we need a christian baron to set shit right
>>62761777
Yeah what the fuck. Also checked for jackpot
>>62761754
>>62761756
Boo fucking hoo
This is a shitty start so far
Fedora tipping: the show
>No guns
>No god
Literally, a liberal's wet dream
>Great Wall of China/1840's Georgia
There is absolutely no logic behind the design of this show's world. They just threw a handful of entirely disparate ideas in a hat and thought this "eclectic" mess was cool by virtue of its randomness alone.
>No religion
>Everyone uses swords
Which one of you wrote this?
>Baron is an outspoken atheist
Lol
OH GOD
>ASIANS
>KATANAS
>CRINGE
>TROPES EVERYWHERE
AND NOW
>ATHIESM
please just let me watch the walking dead preview
>>62761824
and look at all the peace and prosperity it brings
>keeping track in base 7
fucking why?
>all these Texans complaining about no guns in a kung fu show
Chinese Django Enter The Dragon
The costume designer needs to be dragged out back and shot
IT'S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
So did they ban and confiscate all guns and murder all gunsmith's while destroying all gun making knowledge but somehow leave combustible engine and other tech knowledge intact?
>>62761775
I'm only still watching so I can thread with y'all memers
Do you guys think this show will get cancelled?
Choose one
http://strawpoll.me/6018892
DO YA WANNA KILL IN MY NAME
>>62761838
>Katana
>Chinese kungfu
Stop trolling
I don't see how they fucking made this show while managing to keep a straight face and not cringe
>>62761878
Guarantee it
>>62761862
YES, AND THEY TOOK ALL THOSE GUNS BY FORCE FROM PEOPLE WITH THEIR KUNG FU AND SWORDS
>>62761810
Ina guess they're all bad
>>62761862
It's fantasy nigga
>>62755742
DID I MISS THE FUCKIN COMMERCIAL BREAK, WHERE IS THE WALKING DEAD PROMO?
>>62761897
You already posted this in the thread earlier
>5 Barons at war
Sounds fruity
Did they just do a Godfather reference
>5 Families
>We strike we start a war
>We do nothing we look weak
Yo f.a.m i hate copious exposition as much as te next guy
But what the fuck are they talking about
>>62761921
It's stupid nigga
>tfw they canceled halt and catch fire for this shit
FUCK YOU AMC
>>62761862
perhaps the niggas that make combustible engines don't want to make gun?
maybe the people who make these engines and shit are vetted so they don't share the knowledge with other. perhaps they get killed
Dialogue is trash
Costumes are trash
Setting is trash
Pacing is trash
>>62761855
The lack of guns isn't the problem, it's the flimsy as fuck excuse they made up to explain why. It makes no sense with the setting they've created.
>Post apocalyptic pre-civil war South filled with Chinese shit and kung fu with steampunk motorcycles and atheism
Literal hodge podge of stupid
>people questioning the premise of a low fantasy story
>>62761921
I can only suspend belief so much senpai.
>>62761926
Lol they didn't even run a commercial yet just so people would watch this shit
>>62761887
Sounded like Matthew Mc when I first heard him
THE CHOSEN ONE
>>62761862
I'm guessing several generations have passed,so the baron's themselves may not know how to make a guns
>show half over already
>one fight scene
>it sucked
Also you guys are going to love how each baron literally only produces one thing, which apparently means there's only seven commodities in existence
>oil
>opium
>one of them has gotta be food right
And the other four?
guntards are MAD
>>62761952
Millennials the show
this is shet
>>62761889
But they are katanas you retard.
Why do I get the feeling that everyone in this cast belongs in Power Rangers
>7 "barons" each controlling a valuable resource and enslaving their workers
We Hunger Games nao!
This shows aesthetic is all over the place
I'd rather just go watch the Kung Fu 0 movies.
Those are fun as fuck films.
This Baron guy looks like a discount Kevin Spacey
>>62761948
Half and Catch Fire was already renewed for a season 3.
THIS SHIT SHIT
Oh my god is he psychic? Tell me this show has psychics
>>62761995
A schizophrenic must have made this shit uo
was that a picture of brock lesnar wrestling?
>>62761975
along with guns the barons banned free-makert competition
>>62761856
Mad Max Chinese Road
>>62761975
Water
Chopsticks
Motorcycles
Ladders and Chairs
This is the longest AMC has ever gone without showing a commercial.
>literally 20 minutes in and no commercial
>if this were any other show we'd have had 2 breaks by now
AMC YOU FUCKING JEWS JUST SHOW ME MY PROMO
>duhjano unchained set
>No commercial yet
Bravo AMC.
>>62762013
oh shit didn't know, thanks
>tragic past meme
>>62762039
There was even a natural break for one, they just kept it going
>>62761975
>>62761989
which one makes or holds the most women?
You guys are taking a post-apocalyptic kung-fu fantasy show too seriously.
schwang wang wang
COMING UP: A KICK
I had no idea Ryan Fitzpatrick was able to shoot scenes while the NFL season is going on
What a hard worker
so they have hair gel?
it seems kinda cool so far
i want to see more of sunny and the kids, though, not the baron
what were the kids names?
>Hardwick
REEEEEEE
>>62762039
They're desperate to keep people watching this trash
>coming up on badlands
>slow motion kick
Fucking kill me
time to place those bets
WHATS GONNA HAPPEN THAT CAUSES CHINGCHONG TO ABANDON HIS BARON?
>STAY TUNED FOR A SLOW MOTION ROUNDHOUSE KICK
>>62762015
see you in hell motherfucker
Finally
Chris Hardwick SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>62762015
This made me laugh more than it should have.
They just made this shit show so that when Preacher premieres it will look better by comparison.
>>62762088
they all die
I'm digging it. Won't last more than one season, but I'm digging it.
Get fucked, keks.
>>62762093
Literal cancer
Sweet, now I can go and take a fat wet shit.
>>62762088
trailers already revealed it, he has a girl he's sweet on that the Baron or someone will use to leverage him
>>62762018
I'd love if they keep it swords and kung fu for the start and then the dude randomly just starts using magic and telekinesis and the show completely jumps the shark and goes full retard
>dumb dumb dumb
alright got my promo im outtie, enjoy this knockoff trash lmao
>>62762015
Did it survive?
Will we be getting a Chris Hardwick Presents Talking Badlands?
>>62762088
The baron asks him to kill unarmed prisoners or something
>>62755742
I'm watching, but I expect very little aside from some decent fight scenes.
>>62762135
sheep is kill
>terrible pacing
>boring long exposition
Is LOST and walking dead the only shows that did pilots correctly?
>>62762088
he choses the kid over the baron, baron wants the kid dead once he finds out this secret
>>62762137
no cause this shit is getting cancelled
>>62762128
This show is basically a neutered Fist of the North Star.
>>62762062
There's a rule in fiction that you can addillogical or fantastical elements but they still have to exist in an internally logical world. The only genre that can break this is outright comedy.
Asians seem to fucking hate this rule
HOLY FUCK SHE IS HOT
>>62762137
If that happens I will not like it.
>>62762137
No, even he knows this shit is deader than a Walker. Expect a cancellation by January.
>>62762120
The show jumped the shark during the body burying scene
>>62762113
I just hope they wrote it for 1 season and have a complete story with maybe a little wiggle room at the end for more potential seasons. Not an incomplete mess with a huge cliffhanger end that will never be finished.
S E M E N
D E M O N
>White people trying to produce kung fu tv/movies
Every fucking time it's cheesy, fusion themed, melodramatic, poorly choreographed, garbage.
Get chinky wit it
nah nah nah nahhh nah nah na
nah nah nah nahh nah na
robot arms????
LITERAL C U C K Q U E E N
>>62762172
yeah it's already kind of wonky when he was doing matrix shit and apparently has super strength
lol he can't read
This is literally what if Django was chinese and had a shitty plot
This show is aids. I am tuning out.
>>62762159
Turn and Hell on Wheels both ran for like 5 seasons even though literally no one watched them. AMC doesn't have to cancel anything as long as TWD money keeps rolling in.
Sex time
oh wow
Asian male x black female
that's kinda rare
neat
>I LIKE CAT IN THE HAT BETTER
PFFFFFFAHAHHAHAHAHA
ASIANS
WHO
CANT
READ
Cat in the hat? Ok what the fuck is going on here
>>62756567
Centuries of selective breeding.
>I cant read
>lets fuck instead
This dude
HUH
YELLOW ON BROWN
NOW WHITE OR BLACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
JEWS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>post apocalyptic kung fu
ok
>muscle car
ok
>steampunk
nope
