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So this premieres tonight, post apocalyptic kung fu, muscle car, steampunk high production value cable show complete with a Hong Kong director and stunt crew.
Anyone give a shit?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbatBh5boPE
>>62755742
>steampunk
aaaaaaaannnnnd dropped
trying to post misc kung fu webms but post server seems to be shitting itself
Not really, it looks pretty stupid. Who is this for?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT2cK6MkHMQ
few remember Martial Law, a 1998 CBS kung fu show starring Sammo Hung
>>62755908
4u desu
>>62756029
Weeaboo shit needs to stop. Its filling society with autism and destroying Western Civilization.
>>62755742
why are asians so much better at karate
Already got Daredevil and Marco Polo. I imagine this'll be for old people too dumb to use the internet.
>>62755742
When's it on?
>>62757282
10pm
>>62757240
>I imagine this'll be for old people too dumb to use the internet.
no you're thinking of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=axuQmXNXZfc
That was actually pretty damn good. I hope the show works out. The advertising is shit.
>>62757297
Sweet.
>Guns
>Bannable
Progressive pipe dream
>>62757433
i mean, it's a show about kung fu, not world peace
>>62757481
It's a completely convoluted setting.
Not that I dont understand what yhey were going for, British Empire Hong Kong would've worked far better.
>>62757365
Shit, looks like I don't have AMC. Where else could I watch it?
>>62757711
>it's a completely convoluted setting
>nevermind Walking Dead, Supergirl, the Flash, Arrow, various other shows with super powers/magic
It's almost like it's fiction, anon.
>>62757714
torrents
>>62757769
No, the point is they intentionally tried to ground it in reality with
>In the future, guns r b&
It's stupid and you know it.
>>62757915
I don't see how that's supposed to be a "progressive fantasy"
More like into the trashcans
>>62757915
How is it any more stupid than a zombie apocalypse, a woman flying through the sky, some guy running at the speed of light, etc?
You're telling me the Walking Dead and Arrow aren't grimdark edgy and trying to be 'grounded in reality'?
>>62757915
I feel like these posts come from people who don't watch a lot of sci fi or fantasy
>>62758139
They don't like anything but stuff like Mad men which they cram sideways up their ass and beg for seconds.
>>62755742
Looks fun.
I'll be sure to yoho it once it's out.
Didn't know it was tonight. Thanks, OP.
>>62757240
Sorry I am a faggot. I didn't bother watching that sneak peak. This show looks reasonably great.
>>62759297
No, you were right the first time. All signs point to this being a disaster.
>>62759781
doubt the story is much to speak of but if it invokes the spirit of Shaw Bros movies then i'll love it all the same
>>62755742
Looks like it will be great stupid fun. I'm excited for it.
Live thread?
Here we go.
>they banished guns
>because reasons
>motorcycles are great though
http://170.130.1.95:9720/on3
Live stream
>Ban guns
Liberal keked fantasy the show
are there zombies?
>banished guns
if you say so, but how exactly do you enforce that?
I'm really only gonna watch this for the bright colors and choreography
Child murder IM HYPE
I'm already cringing at that opening monologue and it's only been a minute...
This feels like it's gonna be a Bunraku ripoff
Let's see where this goes.
>>62761463
They took all the guns and destroyed them.
So guns havent been invented right?
my name is danteru
>>62761463
The same way the UK does.
By having your population be a bunch of keks.
>>62761438
FUCKING APE
>>62761438
but where is the show
>>62761455
>>62761463
inb4 some cradle in America still has them and is just waiting for the right time to retake the country that suddenly converted to a kung fu mentality
>>62761463
>offer people something they really need for guns.
>destroy any "gun making factory"
>actively search for any gun stockpiles
>issue a kill on sight for anyone with a gun
It's weird going from the desaturated as fuck Walking Dead to this show's OOOO PRETTY COLORS.
I liked Kung Fu 0 but I have a bad feeling about this
That red does NOT work.
>masculine Asian
my immersion is already ruined
This show would be better if the mouths didn't match up with the words tbqhwy fammers.
Why are all these fags wearing eye makeup?
can you imagine that a group of professional actors, crew members, and a director actually had to unironically film this shit while trying to keep a straight face
Rekt
>>62761488
>7 "barons" taking every gun, all the go the 875 million known in existence
They would've been better of pretending that they never existed
>>62761488
How? Logistically impossible where freedom reigns
So wait everyone is a martial artist? Is this how fighting works in real life?
yfw at some point they introduce some kind of Roland Deschain motherfucker who just annihilates everyone he runs into
>surrounding him then coming at him 1 at a time
just like the old kung fu tales of old
did he just pull that spear through a guy?
>dat extreme boston crab
Looks like shit to me, but I'm sure people will eat it up. AMC seems to really be pushing this show hard.
>getting in that close when using a polearm
retarded
>The Asian can take on half a dozen men or more meme
This shit is tired
The editor needs to stop cutting on every fucking hit.
Reminder: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z1PCtIaM_GQ
MAN OF MURDER
Am I watching the fucking Marix?
The whooshing sounds are fucking cracking me up
I hope this is some Fist of the North Star shit.
i'm glad they invented guns 100 years ago 2bh
this is retarded
And that's all the action for this episode folks!
wat
BY GAWD
ITS OVER
Ohh no wonder AMC killed off the asian in walking dead, they're meeting their diversity quota in a new show.
I dont even understand the physics of what he did with that one guy's legs
Ima watch this just to make fun of it in the live thread with you guys.
For the longest time i thought the baron was the asshole cop from Psych
I want to live in this world. I hate guns. I know I could survive well if there weren't any guns.
Is this some liberal kikes wet dream?
>No guns
>pulling his legs over his shoulders
Alright. I'm a fan.
>Mike shinoda
HOW LONG BEFORE A STRONK FEMALE LEAD IN INTRODUCED F.A.M?
>>62761626
Looks like it.
I'll give it a few weeks.
I hope he punches a whole in someone's heart by the end of this series.
>ywn lock up a qt twink in your loot chest and loan him out to your burly crew for a modest fee until you take him home at the end of a long day and tenderly clean him up and comfort him before making love to him, and then repeating the cycle the next day
This is some mad max kung fu Tarantino shit nigga
looks like horseshit
>>62761662
I love your bait
>>62761684
trailers reveal atleast 3 already, one of them will also be a kung fu master
also she's a ginger
>Moving dodging from an armed opponent while unarmed several times
Dropped. That's fucking self-defense 101 you don't do that sort of shit cause you'll just get hit eventually even by the most untrained fuck.
This show feels like it was created by a neckbeard weeaboo. Probably a producer's son since it actually got made.
>pulled that spear THROUGH the guy
>bent that dude's legs backwards over his head
Holy shit
More like into the trashcans
>>62761684
Probably about 20 mins in when you start to think you might actually enjoy the show
>>62761721
Dude, it's a martial arts show.
this isn't going to make it to season 2
cap this
> ITT: faggots who have never watched classic kung fu movies
stream anyone?
poppy fields?
>>62761714
he hears that this nigga's name is sonny
he tries to make an awkward joke about it. what the fuck is that? no wonder that nigga was in a trunk
Dialogue is making me cringe
Dialogue is terrible
>Manning of few words and can fight meme
Shut this shit down
> from the creators of Smallville
somebody SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAVE ME
>>62755742
>into the BROLANDS
>>62761706
mmmm
>>62761754
>>62761756
Yeah it's really bad.
>combustion engines but no combustion weapons
ok
>his Sigil is an Armadillo
what a shitty Baron he must be
>>62761746
there's a reason they don't make classic kung fu movies anymore
>>62761722
this
>cyberpunk
>guns are banned in this world for some stupid shit
This show is cancer
>No guns
>>62761777
GUNS ARE BANNED BRO
YOU FINNA GET V& TALKIN ABOUT THAT SHIT
mfw THIS IS SPARTA.. kinda
clearly this nigga is the bad guy. we need a christian baron to set shit right
>>62761777
Yeah what the fuck. Also checked for jackpot
>>62761754
>>62761756
Boo fucking hoo
This is a shitty start so far
Fedora tipping: the show
>No guns
>No god
Literally, a liberal's wet dream
>Great Wall of China/1840's Georgia
There is absolutely no logic behind the design of this show's world. They just threw a handful of entirely disparate ideas in a hat and thought this "eclectic" mess was cool by virtue of its randomness alone.
>No religion
>Everyone uses swords
Which one of you wrote this?
>Baron is an outspoken atheist
Lol
OH GOD
>ASIANS
>KATANAS
>CRINGE
>TROPES EVERYWHERE
AND NOW
>ATHIESM
please just let me watch the walking dead preview
>>62761824
and look at all the peace and prosperity it brings
>keeping track in base 7
fucking why?
>all these Texans complaining about no guns in a kung fu show
Chinese Django Enter The Dragon
The costume designer needs to be dragged out back and shot
IT'S JUST LIKE MY JAPANESE ANIMES
So did they ban and confiscate all guns and murder all gunsmith's while destroying all gun making knowledge but somehow leave combustible engine and other tech knowledge intact?
>>62761775
I'm only still watching so I can thread with y'all memers
Do you guys think this show will get cancelled?
Choose one
http://strawpoll.me/6018892
DO YA WANNA KILL IN MY NAME
>>62761838
>Katana
>Chinese kungfu
Stop trolling
I don't see how they fucking made this show while managing to keep a straight face and not cringe
>>62761878
Guarantee it
>>62761862
YES, AND THEY TOOK ALL THOSE GUNS BY FORCE FROM PEOPLE WITH THEIR KUNG FU AND SWORDS
>>62761810
Ina guess they're all bad
>>62761862
It's fantasy nigga
>>62755742
DID I MISS THE FUCKIN COMMERCIAL BREAK, WHERE IS THE WALKING DEAD PROMO?
>>62761897
You already posted this in the thread earlier
>5 Barons at war
Sounds fruity
Did they just do a Godfather reference
>5 Families
>We strike we start a war
>We do nothing we look weak
Yo f.a.m i hate copious exposition as much as te next guy
But what the fuck are they talking about
>>62761921
It's stupid nigga
>tfw they canceled halt and catch fire for this shit
FUCK YOU AMC
>>62761862
perhaps the niggas that make combustible engines don't want to make gun?
maybe the people who make these engines and shit are vetted so they don't share the knowledge with other. perhaps they get killed
Dialogue is trash
Costumes are trash
Setting is trash
Pacing is trash
>>62761855
The lack of guns isn't the problem, it's the flimsy as fuck excuse they made up to explain why. It makes no sense with the setting they've created.
>Post apocalyptic pre-civil war South filled with Chinese shit and kung fu with steampunk motorcycles and atheism
Literal hodge podge of stupid
>people questioning the premise of a low fantasy story
>>62761921
I can only suspend belief so much senpai.
>>62761926
Lol they didn't even run a commercial yet just so people would watch this shit
>>62761887
Sounded like Matthew Mc when I first heard him
THE CHOSEN ONE
>>62761862
I'm guessing several generations have passed,so the baron's themselves may not know how to make a guns
>show half over already
>one fight scene
>it sucked
Also you guys are going to love how each baron literally only produces one thing, which apparently means there's only seven commodities in existence
>oil
>opium
>one of them has gotta be food right
And the other four?
guntards are MAD
>>62761952
Millennials the show
this is shet
>>62761889
But they are katanas you retard.
Why do I get the feeling that everyone in this cast belongs in Power Rangers
>7 "barons" each controlling a valuable resource and enslaving their workers
We Hunger Games nao!
This shows aesthetic is all over the place
I'd rather just go watch the Kung Fu 0 movies.
Those are fun as fuck films.
This Baron guy looks like a discount Kevin Spacey
>>62761948
Half and Catch Fire was already renewed for a season 3.
THIS SHIT SHIT
Oh my god is he psychic? Tell me this show has psychics
>>62761995
A schizophrenic must have made this shit uo
was that a picture of brock lesnar wrestling?
>>62761975
along with guns the barons banned free-makert competition
>>62761856
Mad Max Chinese Road
>>62761975
Water
Chopsticks
Motorcycles
Ladders and Chairs
This is the longest AMC has ever gone without showing a commercial.
>literally 20 minutes in and no commercial
>if this were any other show we'd have had 2 breaks by now
AMC YOU FUCKING JEWS JUST SHOW ME MY PROMO
>duhjano unchained set
>No commercial yet
Bravo AMC.
>>62762013
oh shit didn't know, thanks
>tragic past meme
>>62762039
There was even a natural break for one, they just kept it going
>>62761975
>>62761989
which one makes or holds the most women?
You guys are taking a post-apocalyptic kung-fu fantasy show too seriously.
schwang wang wang
COMING UP: A KICK
I had no idea Ryan Fitzpatrick was able to shoot scenes while the NFL season is going on
What a hard worker
so they have hair gel?
it seems kinda cool so far
i want to see more of sunny and the kids, though, not the baron
what were the kids names?
>Hardwick
REEEEEEE
>>62762039
They're desperate to keep people watching this trash
>coming up on badlands
>slow motion kick
Fucking kill me
time to place those bets
WHATS GONNA HAPPEN THAT CAUSES CHINGCHONG TO ABANDON HIS BARON?
>STAY TUNED FOR A SLOW MOTION ROUNDHOUSE KICK
>>62762015
see you in hell motherfucker
Finally
Chris Hardwick SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>62762015
This made me laugh more than it should have.
They just made this shit show so that when Preacher premieres it will look better by comparison.
>>62762088
they all die
I'm digging it. Won't last more than one season, but I'm digging it.
Get fucked, keks.
>>62762093
Literal cancer
Sweet, now I can go and take a fat wet shit.
>>62762088
trailers already revealed it, he has a girl he's sweet on that the Baron or someone will use to leverage him
>>62762018
I'd love if they keep it swords and kung fu for the start and then the dude randomly just starts using magic and telekinesis and the show completely jumps the shark and goes full retard
>dumb dumb dumb
alright got my promo im outtie, enjoy this knockoff trash lmao
>>62762015
Did it survive?
Will we be getting a Chris Hardwick Presents Talking Badlands?
>>62762088
The baron asks him to kill unarmed prisoners or something
>>62755742
I'm watching, but I expect very little aside from some decent fight scenes.
>>62762135
sheep is kill
>terrible pacing
>boring long exposition
Is LOST and walking dead the only shows that did pilots correctly?
>>62762088
he choses the kid over the baron, baron wants the kid dead once he finds out this secret
>>62762137
no cause this shit is getting cancelled
>>62762128
This show is basically a neutered Fist of the North Star.
>>62762062
There's a rule in fiction that you can addillogical or fantastical elements but they still have to exist in an internally logical world. The only genre that can break this is outright comedy.
Asians seem to fucking hate this rule
HOLY FUCK SHE IS HOT
>>62762137
If that happens I will not like it.
>>62762137
No, even he knows this shit is deader than a Walker. Expect a cancellation by January.
>>62762120
The show jumped the shark during the body burying scene
>>62762113
I just hope they wrote it for 1 season and have a complete story with maybe a little wiggle room at the end for more potential seasons. Not an incomplete mess with a huge cliffhanger end that will never be finished.
S E M E N
D E M O N
>White people trying to produce kung fu tv/movies
Every fucking time it's cheesy, fusion themed, melodramatic, poorly choreographed, garbage.
Get chinky wit it
nah nah nah nahhh nah nah na
nah nah nah nahh nah na
robot arms????
LITERAL C U C K Q U E E N
>>62762172
yeah it's already kind of wonky when he was doing matrix shit and apparently has super strength
lol he can't read
This is literally what if Django was chinese and had a shitty plot
This show is aids. I am tuning out.
>>62762159
Turn and Hell on Wheels both ran for like 5 seasons even though literally no one watched them. AMC doesn't have to cancel anything as long as TWD money keeps rolling in.
Sex time
oh wow
Asian male x black female
that's kinda rare
neat
>I LIKE CAT IN THE HAT BETTER
PFFFFFFAHAHHAHAHAHA
ASIANS
WHO
CANT
READ
Cat in the hat? Ok what the fuck is going on here
>>62756567
Centuries of selective breeding.
>I cant read
>lets fuck instead
This dude
HUH
YELLOW ON BROWN
NOW WHITE OR BLACK
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS
JEWS WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>post apocalyptic kung fu
ok
>muscle car
ok
>steampunk
nope
>AM/BF COUPLE
FUCKIN MIRACLES
If this was on HBO I'd be fapping right now
>Asian can't read
Breaking stereotypes
SUNNY CANT HAVE KIDS ITS AGAINST THE RULES
BARON GETS MAD
SUNNY ABANDONS BARON
WHAT A PREDICTABLE FUCKING PLOT
>>62762223
turn just finished its second season, and I don't even know if it got renewed
>Asian guy with Black woman
That's different. I'll allow it.
>>62762161
except kenshiro never did edgy shit like sonny
>Has sex
>Surprised she's pregnant
WHAT IS THIS SHOW
> "I'm pregnant"
> "I don't think so!"
> [punches her in the stomach with special king fu punch]
>show opens with big martial arts scene
>spirals into some bullshit about slavery and rich people drama
>main character is boring as fuck
AMC spent money on this shit.
It isn't just the lack of guns that makes no sense, it's ranged weapons in general. Unless I missed it, it didn't look like the guards on the wall had crossbows or bows.
How the hell do they even defend their wall without ranged weaponry? Plus, on the ground, the clippers would get murderstomped by a horde of mongol-style horse archers. Weeaboo powers don't protect you from becoming a human pincushion.
I guess tactics don't real tho.
AM/BF
HUH?
whatever, i'm happy with it.
asian men only have sex on amc shows
So looks like this show is shit, big surprise.
How would you guys feel if he killed his girlfriend instead?
AMC literally just pumping shit hoping it's their next TWD or Mad Men
Top tier kung fu desu. Up there with The Man With the Iron Fists 2.
wait
is this the sequel to revolution??
>>62762258
I kinda liked Turn desu ._.
>>62762277
CLEARLY HE THOUGHT HIS PULLOUT GAME IS STRONG
ALSO, USUALLY WHEN A NIGGA CAN'T READ, HE OFTEN ACCIDENTLY GETS BITCHES PREGNANT
THAT SHIT IS A PROVEN FACT
>>62762291
kek
>>62762306
Or Breaking Bad. They're pretty much pulling a Comedy Central at this point hoping for the next Chappelle Show.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHOW LMFAO
>I KNOW
>BURIED UNDER ALL THIS INK
>IS A GOOD MAN
>YOURE WRONG
bravo D&D
FUCKING DEMONS
WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON
>>62762120
>magic
whelp
>loved the premise
>action looked neat
>cat in the hat
What the fuck happened on this show? I'm just browsing the thread, but that's weird as fuck.
Now he's possessed like nsrdo.
dropped
He is the Matrix n shit.
FUCKING SOAP MCTAVISH UP IN THIS BITCH
Oh boy
kung fu jesus outta nowhere
Yep INTO THE TRASH IT Goes
damn, this nigga made him bleed his own lood. he had no chance
this shit is really, really fucking bad
>>62755742
IS HE THE FUCKING AVATAR?!
>>62762285
Absolutely nothing about this show's world makes any sense. It's way too stupid and mismatched to suspend disbelief. I want this cringefest to get cancelled now. You just know weebs are eating it up.
This show is so awful so far
>box boy is a Saiyan
Lel
No one makes me bleed my own blood!
>Suddenly magic
Jesus maybe some supernatural bullshit will spice this show up
You think they should go full kung fu street fighter with this kung fu shit?
Fucking Supernatural bullshit
HIYAH!
>bad guys are all white
>good guys are all not
This demon child escort mission might be enough to make me keep watching.
That was cool and I'm going to keep watching this show because of that magic shit.
>>62762365
lel, i bet youre right
>no guns
>steampunk
>kung fu
>magic
>old timey south
bravo sutter
>>62762370
What?
I feel like I'd like this if I was watching. Sounds like a Jupiter Ascending-tier clusterfuck
>>62762383
They're not even trying anymore
>Rooker's hat
Goddamn man
this is like fist of the north star and mad max but with no guns and a lot less buff dudes
>>62762392
Magic stuff has me interested desu senpai
JUST
Wow, I feel bad for those guests, having to sit there for an hour longer with Hardwick. Merle looked pissed.
If they go completely over the top with bullshit power magic, it might just work.
>Tryhard Meter: 7/10
>Edgelord Meter: 6/10
>Story Meter: 2/10
Overall: Won't watch again.
well there you have it
Barons are actually secret magicians and used magic to take away guns
THERE'S YOUR FUCKING ANSWER FOR THERE BEING NO GUNS, BECAUSE THEY LITERALLY MAGICED THEM AWAY
>>62762383
>No guns
>setting and logic only an edge lord could think of
>White baddies
Kek the show
Fuck yeah kung fu magic!
>>62762381
>>62762376
>>62762336
Guys I was composing a reply and missed the last few seconds
What happened
fucking mirror shard ninja star.
oh my fuck
>all these Walking Dead plebs hating on a cool show
baka desu senpai
dude seth rogan lmao
>>62756567
because their toilets make them practice their squats
>>62762406
he has nothing to do with this
>>62762436
The kid he found in the chest has a medallion and his eyes can glow and he can do super magic. He is the Chosimba One.
They wrote this for the anime crowd who will only watch 2d
Guarantee 1 and done
This is a lot better if you watch this like an anime.
>>62762436
Kid became the avatar and slow mo kicked his bully into a mirror
Mirror broke and he caught a glass shard and then threw it into the bully's eye
Was kinda neat but overall over the top
>Full moon
>Boy turns into giant ape
Something takes a part of me
Something lost and never seen
Acting isn't that bad but the screenplay is absolute trash
Kung Fu Sorcery
WOW NICE ACTING
>asura
>far away lands
WE FIST OF THE NORTH STAR NOW
TIME FOR MY RAOH STORYLINE
>>62762472
Anime is unwatchable garbage and so is this, so I'm sure you're right.
>>62762419
me too senpai desu
babby ninja neo in the matrix is cool
>>62762244
Ok, I can give them the "guns are banned because..." but AMBF? I mean come on AMC, how am I suppose to believe this unrealistic shit?
>>62762428
>AMC
>story matters here
>When I bleed I turn into a kung fu bad ass
>I wake up and everyone is rekt'd
>>62762429
THOSE GOD DAMN MAGIC PEOPLE
HERE WE GOOO
>bowler hat assassins
kek how do you guys not love this show
This show makes me feel good about my shitty spec scripts. I have a chance.
>>62762383
Someone on my FB posted some article about a black South African superhero where all the villains are white. Can't make this shit up, this is definitely a thing now.
>WEARING FEDORAS
oh jeez
>>62762529
i wouldnt get to excited anon
This is stupid
KAPOW
Why the fuck is there milk on the ground ?
Wow this scene is totally a rip off of a scene from Legend Of The Fist The Return of Chen Zhen
I love sword fights, but this is still retarded.
>>62762529
Okay I have to admit this fight scene is bretty gud
WHOOSH SOUNDS: the show
So right now Sunny is the best right
But eventually gonna meet a character that beats him of course then he has to come back
Let that character be black, also let him steal his gf
So you guys are seeing lots of little moments when the bowlers can easily stab our hero in the back while he's engaged from the front but they just courteously do little spins and run in place patiently waiting their turn to get stabbed, right?
I'm laughing so hard because I haven't watched any of this
It sounds incredible in it's idiocy
>you will never duel wield katanas in a bowler hat
>>62762574
not remotely
>>62762574
Because they lifted it from another movie
JUSTU FUKKUMISHITUPPU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cVdUk_YGR8
Fuck off plebs
>>62762609
iknorite? how could anyone with self respect watch this shit?
I'M A BARON
>>62762594
fucking milk rain fight scene
with the im a big grrl boss intro
it just keeps getting worse
>This beautiful redhead
>this absolutely atrocious dialogue
Jesus Christ....
>fedora leader tried spinning
guess it's not that good a trick
>pale redhead shows up
Welp, I'm hooked.
>>62755742
DAT THROAT SLASH WAS BADASS
I'm enjoying this and I hope you all are too ^_^
This is fucking anime.
>>62762590
I mean
Thats how it is in every action show/movie
Why did it look like he was trying desperately not to stare at the willow's rack?
He even had the high ground, what the fuck AMC >>62762632
so he really shoudl have killed the baron
there was only 1 person who could have testified that he did it. and that bitch was an umbrella holder. He fucked up and lost his baron the war
>>62762641
im enjoying it too buddy
>>62762660
He was trying to look cool
so who even was that semen demon?
>Bad acting
>Bad plot
>Bad action
>Bad costumes
>Bad everything
Well the show is called Into The Badlands.
They've delivered on the "bad".
>>62762670
>implying she's not a cyborg or android powered by magic
>>62762670
>other barons found out one of their own got killed in this one baron's territory
and you think they wouldn't hold him responsible whether he did it or not and not curbstomp him?
>cellphone commercial featuring the pope
is this real life
This show makes me miss Talking Dead. Which is sad.
I need to watch more premise with you fags
This is good fun
>>62762641
>>62762680
>weebs
not even once
>>62762544
> 2015
> not knowing a fedora from a bowler hat
>>62762708
He likes refugees, gays, and wealth redistribution so now hes cool and hip.
>>62755742
DARYL AND MICHO WOULD BE AWSOME IN BADLANDS NO JOKE!
Daryl good use an actual bow instead of cross bow and micho can be swordfighter
>read through the whole thread
Seems like you guys are really loving this
I mean about as much as you guys COULD like anything.
>>62762709
Talking dead is cancer and my mom loves it
WHYYYYYYY
>>62762718
nah not even. find the show entertaining. not a fag that watches only 10/10 shows to be cool
>First episode
>tons of unnecessary exposition
>shitty dialogue
>the setting is a mashed up various things that a 16 year old thought up
who the fuck wrote this?
I'm not usually a fan of the whole 1 person vs a group, mainly because they usually do that shit where they kick a single guy once and they stay down for the whole fight, so I'm a bit relieved to see him go all in and kill the people as he goes
>>62762718
>forgetting where you are
>>62762376
I fuckin hope so.
>>62762761
>implying
cool implication, per se
>>62762746
they dont have bows senpai
only folded katanas with superior badland steel
>little shit
well that was uncalled for
>>62762769
I'm guessing a 28 year old weeb virgin neckbeard whose dad works for AMC
OF COURSE THE SEMEN DEMON CATCHES HIM
>>62762792
i wanna fuck all the women shown so far
>>62762834
all ~4 of them
>>62762750
I am a patient and forgiving viewer. I can tolerate mediocrity like The Blacklist and Blindspot and I've even grown to like Gotham.
This is the second worst show I've seen this year and number one is Fear the Walking Dead, which has to be high on the list of the worst things I've ever seen on television.
It's unforgivably terrible.
>8 wives
>1 kid
something doesn't add up, senpai
Why can't the Baron type character ever be a true bro and fully support their top guy? They always end up asking for too much and ignoring their subordinate's interests to the point they drive them away and force a betrayal
Is this guy the Mandarin?
did these fags steal music from walking dead for the sex scene??
>incest
Well alright. I figured. But they just went all out for ep 1 huh?
PLACE YOUR BETS ANON
DO THE WOMEN HERE SHAVE THEIR BUSHES OR LET THEM GROW?
WHAT IS THE SOCIAL NORM IN THIS WORLD?
wait a second here
was it incest
>>62762794
>dont have bows senpai
Are you implying a bow couldnt easily be created?
Lets bury the hatchet, we smokem peace pipe.
I bet son won't totally betray his papa over pussy right guys?
HEY! its that song that was on that one good episode of Walking Dead!
BARON GETTIN KEKED BY SON
SON GETTIN KEKED BY SUNNY
BARONESS GETTIN KEKED BY BARON
INTO THE KEKLANDS
POPPIES
POPPIES WILL PUT HIM TO SLEEEEP
>>62762892
>walking dead invented random blues music for random scenes
>>62762880
anybody else just want to impregnate a bunch of hot women
>It ain't me starts playing
>Song from Walking Dead.
Top fucking kek.
>BLACK BARON
GOD DAMN, NIGGA WE MADE IT
>>62762892
Sounds like it.
>>62762884
There's still 6 Barons we really haven't seen in action. I bet one of them is a bro.
so uh how many of you coming back next week and hope you enjoy music scenes like that cause this mad by smallvile people
The previews for this show are better than the actual show it's self.
>>62762926
SPARED NO EXPENSE
>>62762905
are you implying guns couldn't easily be smuggled?
>>62762874
SHOW HASENT EVEN GOTTEN STARTED YET YOU FUCKING AUTIST!
Need to at least see one season before passing judgement
>>62762940
only because theyre 30secs long. its all shit m80
>>62762940
the magic of editing
>>62762931
>BLACK BARON
Yeah nig
>show ended five minutes early
Really nigga
Really?
>>62762892
>>62762920
well.. it is a song actually used on Walking Dead
Welp.
I dont even know what to say.
>>62762938
Smallville music scenes were fucking weird
Is it me or was this episode Game of Thrones length?
>>62762938
I'll watch next week. Not unforgivably bad yet.
>>62762938
Not a chance in hell. I had absolutely no expectations for it and I'm still shocked at how embarrassingly stupid it was.
>>62762913
son getting keked by baron
i bet the son loves her but the baron just wants young pussy to fuck
>>62762874
>I regularly watch shitty shows, so that must mean I'm a good judge of what makes a good show
>>62762956
mmmmmmmm...
chili and sea bass
>>62762998
>chili and sea bass
It's Chilean sea bass, you mong
I'LL SEE YOU NIGGAS NEXT WEEK FOR SOME MORE BADLANDS
>>62763039
you most certainly will not
I liked it.
>shit pacing
>sudden photographic fight sequences
>back to shit pacing
This is gonna be a hard show to watch
>>62762980
it felt longer cause the 21 minutes of no commercials to bait people into watching it for the promo
>>62763039
I'm gonna watch. This sounded really shitty, but the fun kind of shitty. Kill Bill-tier.
>>62762940
>Expects all action and no character development and plot
>judges show by the first episode of the season
You fuckbois are pathetic.
You are all nothing but a bunch of ADHD, pedophile, feet loving neckbeards.
- beginning fight scene was meh
- sword fight scene was good
- i can do without the family soap opera drama
- i like sunny as a character so far
- not sure what to make of the super powers, but glad they are telling us now instead of halfway thru the show with 'lol cause super powers'
i dont hold much against the story right now cause its the first episode and they had to spend alot of time introducing character. i'll keep watching for now
Well that was pretty bad, especially for a pilot.
I'll probably keep watching for some good fights.
>>62763171
HEY! I AIN'T NO FEETFAG!
>>62761654
Looks like I wasn't the only one
The action was decent enough that I'll probably see where it goes this season. I really don't see it lasting though.
http://www.amc.com/shows/into-the-badlands
>>62756333
That movie forced Chinese superiority over japanese so hard it was disgusting
>I'll let you go free, kung-fu-demon-possessed kid/naruto/aang/ichigo
>kung-fu-demon-possessed kid/naruto/aang/ichigo immediately joins one of the other factions
FUCK
>>62763134
No, it wasn't fun bad. Godawful, I would say.
There were some scenes which, had they been arranged in such a way that one thing followed the next and made a coherent story, I might have liked it.
But they didn't. It was a bunch of people talking about some wacky world no one cares about while the main character who is a little bit interesting gets pushed to the side for some faggot kid.
>>62762486
>>62762486
the wiki saids it's based off journey to the west
white people will never get it
>>62763455
Basically familiar with the story, not seeing the relationship
>>62763455
>journey to the west
I can't wait until we get to Sunny pissing on a pillar
>>62763455
I know Journey to the West this is nothing close even as an allusion.
All the hate for this show is just typical pretentious /tv/ hipster meme hate. It was genuinely good. Interesting world, likeable and interesting characters (besides the faggot overpowered kid), and fantastic action. Will definitely be watching this season. Hipster meme haters can go back to their reality tv or Walking Dead.
