ERP Thread
Cheering anons up edition
Previous thread >>923601
>>932618
Don't do that! We barely know each other. ;_; You shouldn't go teasing poor stressed out people like that.
Miyafuji on the scene!
>>932593
I think I answered that previously when explaining stuff already.~
>>932646
am i an anon again yet
or are people going to keep blaming me for shit when i'm not even here
So Avatarfags is your character good enough to get actual animated porn?
>>932660
Hello, Miyafuji. I don't believe we've been formally introduced.
Well see, that would make me a prostitute...
>>Hina
-looks behind herself at you curiously-
Hmm? Is everything ok?
>>932689
I am sorry just..... give me a moment.
>>932660
Well, maybe you'll suck me first, and then I'll pump you full of cum.
>>932689
You need the money though, don't you? Or is a shrine maiden like you above making lots of money for her shrine?
>>932718
It's fine... I just didn't expect this, is all.
-rests against you-
>>932673
H-hello there umm..
Yeah I guess not, I'm Yoshika Miyafuji from the Fuso Navy.~
>>932725
T-that's lewd anon..
>>932750
;_; Sorry. You just make me really horny, and I need stress relief. I'll shut up.
>>932618
>Shinoa calling me onii-chan and acting like a little sister, while teasing and bullying me, calling me a pervert for liking it.
It's like you're TRYING to give me a boner.
>>932337
Might what? replace you
Nein there is but one you
Und I'm happy to wait~
How was your day?
>>932750
A Navy girl, you say? Fascinating. Ah! Forgive my rudeness. My name is Jiro.
>gives her a bow
>>932739
>You can hear the sound of my arm breaking.
Ah, I am breaking apart.
>Misfortune starts to pour out of the holes that were made.
I've taken to much misfortune.
>yfw there are 12 discords
>>932800
what
i thought there were 2
where do i erp cuties
>>932729
I'm above selling my body, yeah... If I wasn't, I'd have a gold plated donation box by now. But I get by...
>>932781
-pushes away and pulls out her purification rod-
Holy sh- Has this happened before?! I might have to act before this whole place becomes cursed!
>>932800
>yfw none of them are worth going to unless you're an avatarfag anyway
>>932802
Which ones are you in?
The main two are Anzu's and one with a Yuno picture run by someone
>>932654
Ahh, my apologies~! I do hope you find help for your stress...o-nii-- oh!
>>932763
...not tonight, though.
>>932769
Ah-ha! I'm glad you understand~! But...even all that flattery won't keep me tonight.
My day went well, but I'm afraid that where the spirit is willing, the body is weak.
>>932812
>yuno picture
Does my Yuno ERP...?
>>932812
Not in Anzu's since I don't go in discord much, but I do go in the Yuno one from time to time
pretty sure those are the only popular ones
>>932800
wonder if i can even still get into the one i was going to before i decided to go full attentionwhore
or if i got b&
>>932816
>...not tonight, though.
Soon, I hope.
So how are all of you cute anons today?
>>932816
It's okay. I'd forgive you if you actually cuddled me or something. I don't know. I like being teased but not too much. I don't know, I'm dealing with depression. I'm sorry.
>>932828
Soft.
>>932758
Well, it's fine for tonight.~ I've been extremely tired for the past few hours and probably acted a bit according to it.
If I've helped you relief even a bit, I consider it a good thing.
>>932771
Nice to meet you Jiro. Oh, well your actions aren't rude at all, quite the opposite.
>Miyafuji forgot her tomboyish nature for a second and gave a curtsy in response.
>>932828
Hello, and who might you be? That is an intriguing outfit you have on.
I want to eat a pussy.
>>932803
Can't you hear it? The sound of water splashing.
>The black murky misfortune is pouring out from my body, forming a puddle that will soon cover the entire thread.
It's such a lovely sound.
>>932822
nope, still have access
not like i'll bother going there anymore though
>>932828
Hello, cutie pie.
How's the ERP going, guys?
>>932828
>cute anons
This definitely isn't the same Clownpiece from last month.
>>932831
Damn it, I'm so tired I keep forgetting my images.
>>932841
Sup Dachman. How's it going?
>>932841
Oh, my. You became a regular customer.
>>932831
You really haven't. Hopefully later we can lewd though. I need a sweet flirty girl.
>>932831
>he smiles at her curtsy
What brings you to such a decadent place? Surely not for the refreshments?
>>932841
Hello, sir! Come to partake of debaucheries, I take it?
>>932849
Not bad, just stopping by to see how it's going.
>>932850
I'm not sure what you mean by that, but whatever you say.
>>932844
I don't remember posting last month but I can assure you I'm the same clownpiece thats always posted, unless someone has been posting as clown while I've been away.
>>932839
Aww thanks, so what are you up to tonight hun?
>>932833
It is to represent how patriotic I am! You surely are patriotic for your country no?
I am clownpiece but you can just call me piece
>>932830
Can I lay on you then, if you are soft you'd make a good pillow
>>932837
You know what this means, right? I'll probably have to destroy you for the sake of--
(Wait, why am I trying to save a place called trash again. . .? Oh well, it's my job.)
-begrudgingly produces some o-fuda (sealing papers) from her sleeves-
>>932841
Terribly!
-points at the puddle of liquid misfortune-
Look at this shit!
>>932863
You can't lay on me, I'm always on top.
>>932860
Not today and most likely not ever, I just stop by every now and then to check up on you guys.
>>932867
How unfortunate, I guess. Maybe you should get a towel or something and clean that up.
>>932863
If you really are the same Clownpiece then 1. What are you doing back from the other board? and 2. It's weird as shit seeing you do anything other than verbally shitting all over anyone who talks to you.
>>932848
Poor thing...
>sheds a manly tear before sipping his tea
>>932863
Piece where have you been? And why did you remove me on Steam? ;<
>>932878
Yeah, thanks... why don't you do me a favor and get on that?
>>932881
Really? I mean I am the very same clown but I guess it just depends on what mood I'm in. Sorry for being rude previously then, but two I'm not in any boards again, so figured I'd come back here.
>>932875
Oh then you can rest your chest on me thats fine too, I'll make sure to keep you warm
>>932863
Not much, Ms. Piece. Just drinking and checking out you--I mean the thread! I was checking out the thread!
>>932891
DID SOMEONE SAY
CLOWNDRILL
>>932891
Do you give footjobs or..?
>>932890
Sorry bitch, but it's your job to clean up spills and shit you guys do. I'm a guest in this place, you people run it. You're supposed to maintain the place and keep the guest comfortable, now hop to it and clean that shit up before I kick you in the ass.
>>932878
Hey sexy, how ya doin? Wanna ERP?
>>932891
Okay, well, welcome back. It's good to have you back either way. I don't know how you feel about Nue but I know he missed you.
>>932863
>>932903
Maybe later, Danny.
>>932867
>>932867
>The puddle starts to consume you as I crawl onto your lap, looking up at you.
You can hear as well. The dripping water inside your head, the fortune that I've given you countless times.
>>932863
Hrm.. no I'm afraid I share no love for my country, Ms. Piece.
>>932878
Oh, well, how kind of you, sir!
>>932816
I do not mean to keep you up~
though ist mein goal to have my way with you
It's nice to chat und just... be Ja?
>he places both his hands on her shoulders then gently pulls her down into his lap, he left go of her shoulder then uses his right hand to play with her hair
wot
>>932890
I tend to die my bad, though I don't remember who you are off the top of my head. So I don't know why I removed you, presumably I did it by mistake and we just didn't talk often.
>>932895
There is lots to check out in the "thread" I wonder what part of it you like the most.
>>932904
I don't dislike anyone, he just rarely messages me
>>932900
If thats what you are into I cna
>>932906
Hmm?
>>932912
Is your country not america, do you need me to take it over and make it one of my territories?
>>932910
Now I know you want a frogjob, you miserable mutt.
>>932910
Maybe now, Dach.
>Danny grabs your legs, tackling you unto the ground while taking off your belt, moaning as he rubs his cock on the underside of your knee. Danny strategically places his penis into The Flying Dachman's poopdeck, ramming his anus harder than the Seahawks did to the Broncos in Super Bowl 48
>>932923
What rings u got?
I am a hardcore masochist, hello.
Looks like Hunger Games have been alerted of my presence here, I guess I'm not even allowed to just hang out with different people for a while and get away from familiar faces.
>>932925
Nope.
>>932928
Oh hey, looks like I'm getting out of this thread now.
>>932923
Are you going to stick your laggy Chaos Zwei into my backside?
>>932855
Well that remains to be seen on how you behave in the future.~
>Miyafuji took your hands and held them together in between her warm palms. She closed in and leaned, giving your cheek a light kiss, returning to a tired but happy smile once more.
Have a hopefully nice rest of the night anon.
>>932860
Ehehe, It's fun in here. And I like the atmosphere when it's filled with acts of sessions going on merrily between people.~
But you'll have to pardon me. I'm going to hit the hay now.
>>932883
I see you're still sipping tea for now!
Good night everyone and Anzu-chan. Have a fun night.~
>>932924
I'm up for most anything, clownpiece is one of the odder touhous I have a thing for so, y'know..
>>932934
Goodnight Miya~ Sleep well!
>>932932
Cmon sexy, we didnt even get started yet.
>>932924
Don't hmm me. Add me on steam again.
>>932932
MAAAAD WORLD
>>932934
Very well, may you rest easy! It was lovely meeting you!
>>932924
You have a lot of confidence in conquest, Ms. Piece. No, I've made my peace to no longer return to my home.
>>932941
Why?
>>932936
Welp I'd want to make you happy hun if I plan on doing anything, so what are some of your fetishes I can indulge you in
>>932929
hvls rng n rig of fvor an protecton
>>932933
only if u hv 16 str fgt
>>932941
Muhahahahaha!
>>932932
Adachi why are you here?
>>932858
no
specifically because it annoys people like you that i still exist
>>932950
Because i wanted to be your friend!
>>932952
go back to hunger games kuga
>>932902
That's not my job at all! I'm just a visitor here too! Well, thanks for nothing, jerk...
>>932911
Ugh..
-kicks her feet to try and get misfortune goo off and looking worried-
Don't tell me I'll have to resort to a bomb this early in the game..
That's it!
SPIRIT SIGN - FANTASY SEAL!
>>932924
Oh, okay. Well, we didn't talk that often, I just assumed I must have done something wrong. No big deal.
>>932924
>blushes
True, there are lots of..."things" to check out in the "thread". There is that nice ass of yours. Also your great legs. Um, that pretty mouth of yours. E-even your pretty little feet. I--I wouldn't know where to begin.
>>932957
Ptttttfffffffffffffff.
I am going to die laughing.
>>932950
I'm pretty vanilla, really. I just like sex in general but.. being specific, I guess I can enjoy femdom, footjobs, buttjobs, grinding between thighs/stockings/clothing in general.
I dunno, nothing really that 'out there'
>>932934
For now, Miya-chan.
>winks at you, raises cup
>>932962
If you are reimu poster from /b/ I had 0 problems and 100% would have removed you by accident. We talked a bit but not often
>>932956
Once again I must ask why, being my friend has 0 benefits.
>>932963
That doesn't seem like you are talking about the thread anymore pervert.
Not that I mind
>>932977
>buttjobs
We are of like mind, friend.
>>932962
Ahhh..... I can see it..... the end.
>Her torso was separated from her lower body, and it began to disintegrate.
Tell Dark.... I am sorry.
>Her eyes grow dark as it was now just an empty body, slot degenerating.
>>932982
>kneels
I'm sorry, Piece. I didn't mean to act like some sort of lewd pervert. Especially to a cutie like you. I almost feel like I should be punished for my actions...
>>932994
It's one of my favorite things, grinding against pussy is also up there, I dunno, I like penetration but I have a big thing for grinding in general, and cumming on rears and stomachs for whatever reason, it's just cute to me
>>932982
Because you were nice to talk with isn't that benefit enough?
I'm sorry if i've done something wrong.
>>933013
We share similar fetishes. I hope you'll find someone to do those things for you very soon.
>>932977
What is a buttjob? I think Nue gave me one once. Then again, Nue did a lot of things to my butt... :(
>>933035
Really just a dick being thrusted between ass cheeks, the guy can squeeze them together and thrust or the girl can rock back and stroke on her own, either or, just variations of that kinda stuff
Anyone mind just giving a quick blowjob?
>>932982
I am that Reimu. I think I came to you one night and annoyed you with some nonsense that was brought on by one of my paranoid schizo relapses. I assumed it was about that, or because we didn't talk much.
>>933003
-falls over after the pretty rainbow orbs are done firing off everywhere-
Ugh.. It's a shame. I was really starting to like you...
>>933035
Buttjob is them grinding their ass against your cock.
>>933020
Welp you are sorely mistaken, nothing to gain, plus you have other friends
>>933010
Why would I punish some insect, you are just like a cockroach all you deserve it be stepped on and forgotten.
>>933049
You should readd me then hun, since we can be friends and do lots of "pure" activities together, but no any relapses wouldn't bother me at all.
steamcommunity.com/id/alcoholicmajor/
>>933047
>anon freezes time
>anon sucks your cock in, what for you, was less than a single second, you didn't really feel it or ejaculate, cause it was so fast, but it happened
>>933049
Can I add you reimu?
>>933056
Will do. Glad to know we're still friends :3
>>933058
You can add people from beyond the grave? Spooky.
Anyway sure~
>Steam: BadBatchAddiction
>>933065
Are you fine with anons adding you? Erp or not, I don't mind more people to talk to.
>>933065
Booo~
>>933072
-nod-
Mhm, that's fine too. I never mind having more people to talk to.
Yo
>>933056
You're right! I am an inferior being who deserves to be stepped on by you...
>>933101
That just sounds like you got fucked in the ass. Sorry Anon.
yeah i am bored enough to shit up that discord some more tonight
>>933159
>sniffles, wipes tears with his sleeve
She lied to me. She said it was a test.
Deader than Dojima's wife here.
>>933187
Did you pass?
>>933257
Nice one.
>>933275
I try.
>>933283
You should go to sleep before you do something that you'll regret.
>>933178
or not
![the+ol%2527+spicy+keychain[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4MDK84j.jpg "the+ol%2527+spicy+keychain[1].jpg")
Who wants their keychain spiced?
>>933293
Rekt
>>933289
Like what?
>>933300
nah i dont think anyone even noticed i was in there
>>933065
We more than friends, we getting married
>>933101
You are now informed use that knowledge how you choose. Buttjobs are toptier though
Any of you sluts want to get their butts bullied?
Who wants their chicken choked?
>>933384
I'll take a weenie waxing.
>>933384
"I have a full 12 piece KFC bucket in my pants right now"
I motion down to my groin, the outline my throbbing cock being visible through my tight jeans.
>>933412
>tfw would honestly prefer some fried chikkens right now
>>933418
Who the fuck wouldn't?
A fucking dumbass, that's who.
>>933384
I'll take a ball crushing
Should I start digging the grave for this thread right now?
>>933412
Judging by the bulge, there's nothing but a solitary winglet in there.
>>933438
Don't forget the two biscuits!
>>933428
Then it is agreed. Lewdness shall be put on hold while we all go get some junk food instead.
>>933433
Maybe who knows. Anyway, how you doin'?
>>933433
ill join
>cody
Yes, I would liked my potatoes mashed, my chicken choked and my turkey stuffed. Oh yes, I would also like to wash all of that down with a milkshake.
>>933438
Somewhat offended, I unzip my pants and whip out my thick, eight inch cock.
"How's that for a winglet? Have you even seen a chicken with a wing this size?"
>>933440
More like gibblets...
>>933463
>pokes your cock with a needle
>cock deflates
>>933450
imposter
>cody
>>933463
Not bad. I'll say you have a chicken tendy there.
>>933518
...tendy?
>>933518
Why don't you come taste it then? If you swallow my gravy, I might even give you some good girl points.
>>933539
What, no coleslaw? What a ripoff.
>>933537
dafuq...
>>933550
I prefer a tossed salad myself.
>>933539
Oh? But I think you're a few sides short of a meal there, bucko.
>>933564
That's what I'm saying! Seriously, get me the manager, I want to make a complaint.
>>933564
Well, I'll give you a couple extra sides after you eat your chicken. By the time we're done, you will feel so full.
>>933093
Hi Lapis! Are you still here?
>>933589
I'll tell ya what. If you're here in say, 2 hours, I'll actually take you up on that offer and devour your dingaling.
>>933607
>devour your dingaling.
>dingaling
>mfw
Where did all the ERPers go?
>>933607
You, sucking semen? Licking length? Mouthing a member? Dining on a dick?
This I gotta see.
>>933607
>dingaling
Lost my boner...
>>933625
Snack break.
Wow. No lewd anons around here. This seems like a safe area
>sits down on the grass and starts looking at futa pics
>>933643
You gonna share those pics with the rest of us anon?
>>933616
>>933627
You people are never satisfied. Would you prefer to have your peepee pampered?
>>933650
>turns off phone
W--what pictues? Why were you standing behind me? I'm not doing anything lewd.
>>933643
>throws brick with a lewd drawing
>>933658
That would be a switch.
>unzips pants
>>933681
>brick hits anon standing near phone anon
>>933666
> His suspension grows larger
Whoa whoa whoa there bud, who said anything about lewd? And why would bring up such a private and sensitive topic?
... Unless you're hiding something.... Are you hiding something anon?
>>933681
Hi, Nue.
>>933712
hey
I just want to hit on cute anons why does my internet have to keep fucking up
>>933725
Too bad I'm not cute anyway.
>>933732
I bet you are cute, at the very least a cute personality or being embarassed easily is all I need to tease you and flirt with you.
>>933709
>puts phone in pants pocket
Hiding? Who said I was hiding anything? What about you sneaking on people from behind? You were probably thinking of doing lewd things to me you pervert.
>>933736
I'm not entirely sure I possess either of those qualities. I'm kinda dull.
>>933743
People who think they are dull are fun as well, it just means you need someone like me to pull out those great qualities out of you.
>>933725
Cause you're Clown Piece. Did you ever get around to watching the venture bros?
>>933751
Well, you're more than welcome to try. Be my guest.
>>933725
I used to be cute. I also used to be innocent.
>>933754
I finished the show in fact, I thought it was pretty good disappointed that the most recent season was so short though. Excited for the new season coming out this year
>>933756
I will hun, I mean what do you usually do on an average day?
>>933758
How did you stop being cute and innocent anon, I could use someone like you, bring you right onto the correct path
>>933765
A whole lot of nothing. I either lurk or post here while watching anime or playing games. That's pretty much it.
So, do you people listen to music when you're ERPing?
>>933775
I mean I could use someone to play games and watch anime with. I have no one to do it, that's my only requirements for someone to be a cutie waifu.
See the problem is thats what you think is boring but clearly if you are doing it you are enjoying those activities you just need someone else who has a passion for those things as well.
>>933789
I listen to music nonstop
>>933793
I suppose. I'm not really all that lonely though, even if I don't really have anyone to do those things with. I'm not sure I could really fill the role of anyone's cute waifu, and I'm not sure I want to, either.
>>933765
Somebody took my innocence and used me as a fucktoy. She said that the rough, and at times painful, sex was a test of my loyalty to her.
>>933808
Mostly joking about that hun, I call everyone a waifu, but you just need to not think you are so boring. Just make sure that as long as you find what you are doing enjoyable then its not boring/you aren't a boring person is all
>>933813
Doesn't seem like a good waifu, you should find someone who is pure and innocent like me instead to treat you right.
>>933813
and they then threw you away because they were obsessed with someone else to the point of going insane
>>933789
I actually play vidya while ERPing and not fapping. Right now I'm working my way through Termina on Hyrule Warriors.
>>933824
Well, thanks. At the very least, I appreciate the sentiment. It doesn't really bother me that much, though. I mostly just said it because even if I don't feel that way, other people will likely see me as dull.
>>933824
Pure and innocent. I get what you're saying. It just sounds like a foreign concept around here.
>>933813
That's kinda hot.
>>933831
Has anyone ever noticed that whenever Nue shitposts about all the problems that stemmed from the Mizuki affair that the fastest way to kill it is to bring up Innocent Boy and how Nue ditched that loyal bitch for Mizuki?
>>933890
ヘンタイ
>>933940
i hadn't actually
i mean i can see that working but i went by standard attentionwhore operating procedure and ignore everything he says
Want to talk to a person that made me happy
They removed me
GO act happy instead
Life is hard
>>933864
Why is that, I'm sure all of these cuties are perfect innocent
>>933850
Aw well thats good, what other people think doesn't matter, they just people
>>933940
Man nue sure did a whole lot of drama while I was gone, I thought I was the drama whore here
>>933998
Are you perfectly innocent as well?
>>934079
Translation: "hentai"
>>934085
Yup I'm the most pure
Gonna ignore the fact I've posted lewds on this board before
>>933998
That shit blew through this place like a hurricane.
>>933940
That's why I can't feel sorry for Nue at all. It's like poetic justice.
>>934107
>nervous
You're not going to do lewd things to me, are you?
>>934118
>This.
>Anon sits down and jerks off.
>>934146
>watches intently
>>934146
>walks up to Anon and puts his dick in Anon's mouth
>>934317
To be fair I am
>>934317
We're queer, we're here.
>>934322
This 2bh
>>934322
Ah okay.
>Anon let's the blowjob happen.
>>934317
Faggots on 4chan? Impossible!
>>934339
its fine, just picture one or all of them as wearing women's clothing as they go at it
then it's not gay, right? that's the logic /b/ works on anyway
>>934338
>places his hand on Anon's head and slowly fucks his mouth
>>934343
>/b/
>logic
pick one
Which one of your nerds was slated to have their sausage slurped?
>>934350
got to be honest with you
since this moved to /trash/ i havent even been to /b/
>>934351
I prefer my turkey stuffed.
>>934356
Sounds like a lot of anons.
>>934358
Thanksgiving was a while ago.
>>934317
I'm bi, I even sucked a mans cock before
>>934365
True, but a stuffed turkey is good all year around.
>>934371
Congrats???
>>933765
That's good! I'm glad you'd liked it. Haven't talked to you in a while. Hope you're well!
>>934371
Nice pic.
How was it your first time? Have you taken it up the ass yet?
>>934371
Want to cross swords?
Guess they didn't really want their cum-cannon caressed. Huh.
>>934386
Yeah I have, it's not that great to me, I'm definitely not a bottom is what i learned even though I always knew I was a dom top, I figured I could experiment a bit.
>>934380
Aw well I'm here now so we can talk, I come and go, just constantly migrating like birds in the winter.
>>934392
Depends is yours smaller and can I bully you for it?
>>934402
Who are you and why are you so adorable?
>>934392
Wanna bend over?
You can just say fuck it, might be fun!
>>934403
I gotcha. Well I gotta bounce soon for bed though. We'll talk on Skype some day.
Wanna give me a quickie ass pic for the road?8
>>934405
Hi.
>>934419
I tried to take a pic like a month or two ago because people requested, its not my thing and I'm shit at them.
I doubt I have you added on skype or remember who you are though. I'm not even on that other skype that much
>>934425
Hi hun, how are you
>>934438
Ok i guess.
>>934438
post more
>>934438
Woah what is this? Trap or nah? Either way more
>>934456
I don't have more butt pics, I may have 1 on the phone but I'm not a subby bottom slut, I just figured I'd try on panties to see what the big deal was, didn't do anything for me.
Here have a pic I took tonight
>>934459
I'm not a trap I just have a medicore ass I guess, I'm just a guy with long hair.
is Discord not working right for anybody else?
>>934402
Jacqli is super duper cute!
>>934438
Nice ass! Would want more!
Ya, we've been buds for a while, I haven't logged on in a while that's why.
>>934593
I love the Poppy remake art!
>>934768
THAT'S a big hammer... You know, it almost reminds me of something else... Hahaha...
>Laughs awkwardly
>>934438
Are you a girl? Or a boy?
well, looks like its more active then normal at thsi hour, but more shit
>>934856
I posted my face, I'm clearly a boy. >>934462
>>934865
I'm never fapping to clown piece again
>>934462
>Drinking rum alone and fapping to ERP on a Monday night.
Godspeed, Clown.
