Well that was a bad bet
Only fair since I stole his stuff multiple times, I guess
We appreciate the opportunity you have provided to us.
Ok. If you're sure.
Congratulations hun! And thanks for hosting handsome!
I said don't go too crazy hun~
>the robot ruffles your hair one last time and floats off humming
Take my comment as you will hun~ though maybe your mind is even dirtier than mine! Though do me a favor.
>the robot pulls out a camera
I would like close ups of Rei in her wild form. My cameras are nice, but they don't always cut it. Just don't let the queeney get too wild hun, or I will personally plant unsavory things on you! Ciao!
>the robot floats off into a secret pannel
Get off me!
>Need to step out. Might nap might be back
If you give up and bring me back!
> Covers her kissu-mouth with his hands
>Dips her in the water again
WHERE ARE BLAKE AND WEISS
THEY PROMISED TO GO TO PIZZA HUT WITH ME
I EVEN BROUGHT TUNA
I would still engage with her caution actually, if I were you. I called her barbaric and she had a short nervous breakdown. For a serial killer, she is very emotional.
As I stated to her, I have no qualms in defending myself from her attacks if absolutely necessary. I am trained in dealing with opponents like herself.
What tool I use does not matter. I am easily capable of disarming a person of a knife or any other blade.
H-hey I can be reasoned with very well!
>You realize shes in her lewd form again.
I hope that it was a good night hug, citizen.
Tenya, you shouldn't underestimate the rigorous training I have received before I came here. I am prepared for almost any situation I may or may not find myself in.
>Forgot to post mine
>Nobody likes rap here for some reason.
But I always start morning off with the birth of venus!
I-I just wanted somebody to give me something other than Fetty Wap to listen to, literally anything else that's good, I-I've never even made one of those posts before
I-I'm sorry I won't do it again
That's not true sir, everybody needs sleep. Stop resisting your natural bodily needs.
Ah... I only need to charge every so often, I mean your tazer or gun don't need sleep right?
They are sleeping as we speak and will only be awoken when they're needed.. Don't talk back to an officer of the sleep law.
W-Well then, have you actually used that on a bloodthirsty serial killer?
>I can why you would type. Rarely people post rap when showing to others what they are listening to. If they do it ends being underground or old school rap song.
I have not used these skills on someone of such a specific profession, if you can even call it that.
Sleep is for squares who have no rock and roll!
THE CRIMSON DEMON
Reminder that the sign-ups for the HGF "Royal Rumble" Championship are still open till tonight, at a very late hour that I am too lazy to write up.
Currently 45 challengers are signed with the list being:
Best Guy Real Guy
Little Miss Forge
Stone Cold Steve Austin
The competitors who have already entered themselves are asked to provide an entry image.
Fine. Whatever this is. I'll join in.
Beating people to death ain't that bad now that you've think about it.
Exactly my point. Depraved actions such as murdering are where degenerates like these thrive, so to think that you can easily defeat someone with that sort of background is callous and foolish on your end.
>Hanako here, this will be my entry image.
Wait you telling me you guys are for real.. I thought you were just joking around..
Sleep terrorist are real?
Lucky you caught me now. I'm going to sleep. Use this image.
I don't have parents but my 'guardians' told me not to act stupid around Officers... How am I supposed to act when I'm told not to act smart or stupid?!
Thank you for the game. Let's do our best, Aizawa.
I accept this challenge. Let's go.
Wait hold up.. I got to take a count dooku..
I'll be back!
Long time no see pal, you're sticking around ?
Not really, as long as you take the responsibility of defending the title if you do win it I'm all cool with it.
But of course for that, you'll have to beat me for it, along the other challengers that will pass the elimination phases.
If you have any questions, normally everything is explained in pic related.
Best girl added.
Caught you yesterday but thanks again.
I gave you a hat.
I don't think it's any better.
You didn't add birb?
I hope so , but i can't make any promises. Since when you're back?
Ofcourse we are real, we're standing right here, aren't we? Or is there reason why you could be seeing things that aren't there, like hallucinating from drugs, or say, a lack of sleep?
You act normally and not try or say anything funny. If you head to bed now, I'll consider letting you go with a warning.
I already gave images of both of my avas when I entered. Do I need to do it again?
I've seen Brock Samson kill a guy by shoving his own finger up his own ass... That's no where near as impressive.
The job Sleep police sounds ridiculous. Plus a rock needs Beauty sleep, how can he perform for his fans while being all grumpy?
Yes you are Izaya
Man, I've read through these rules twice and I still have no clue what's going on.
I got this replica lord of the rings bow here. Never used it until now
Do you got any square-sized image ? It will look better in the simulator that way.
I did, you're called Unyu correct ?
Since a month exactly actually.
Returned on June 19th 2016.
Nice to see you mang, you're watching the Draft tonight ?
If you did so I think I must have caught them.
I'm currently at 34 entry images.
My pleasure, I need some challengers after all.
What type of champion would I be if I didn't defend the belt under the biggest odds.
Kek, you'll get the grip as things roll on.
I think I'm going to..
*Vomits off the mountain*
I knew I should of done more cardio..
Yeah, that's what I thought. And if you don't want more than one ava per fag, I'll take one out.
I'll never deny a fellow meme master his rightful freedom from this terrible world.
Hell yeah. It was utter Bs that you lost the title off air. Did you return because of Rollins' return?
You need the best trained officers and equipment to fight the evil that is drowsiness.
I'm just helping everyone fight their lack of sleep by getting everyone into bed at appropriate times. If you plan to take a nap in the near future, I have nothing to oppose.
I've heard every excuse before. "But I don't need sleep", "But I just woke up", "But I'm already asleep and you're talking to me in my dreams". Trust me, you don't want to be taken in for resisting arest.
Exactly! It won't feel like a victory if I'm not sitting on a mountain of other tributes as my new throne!
What a waste of time. 2 hours and it's still as bad as a regular stick.
You know what..!
I'm going to sleep need to be well rested for my show later!
Rock on sleep police!
But I'm talking to the police right now and can't sleep... It would be rude of me to just up and leave when I'm having such a lovely conversation with you Officer.
It'll do, thanks.
Depends, I'd love to have the most people possible to participate but if you're able to manage your two I'm cool with it.
I don't have a number yet, I'm just taking entries as they come and after that I'll see how to work it out.
It's all cool, good luck in the games.
I returned because just like the real deal, I had to reclaim what I never lost.
And that's the place as the undisputed top guy of this business.
Hosted 17 games already, hope to see you in one of 'em.
I would love to play a game , but i will probably show up every other day. Getting back into the HG grind requires me to give up my entire life when i just got it back on the rails.
Btw , you're quite a bit more lighthearted then you used to be. Howcome?
Hi everyone, Climbthony Treetanooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
I could go without some sleep.
I've seen this image too many times and I need a source.
All that's required to take you out is a stray arrow?
Good job Shizu-chan~
Don't have it anymore, I capped that image from a webm on /b/. Search for Brazilian pink hair self play or something. It's only 8 minutes long I think and it's really disappointing, not worth the time.
Ah, alright then, I'll 'go to bed', see you nice Officer!
Eh, HG doesn't work as a 24/7 thing anymore anyway, that's why I'm trying to plan semi-events like these more and more to have a specific day where people can tune in and have fun.
Don't get your hopes up yet, I'm still every single bit of the great asshole that I am since the very first day I stepped foot here.
I'm just being a little bit more nice so that when I still end up retaining the belt it stings harder.
Thanks there host.. say can you point to the bathroom
>Throws a stop-sign at you
Never mind I'll go behind a tree.
>Moves slightly to the side
Come on Shizu-chan, you're still throwing things at me? Can't you do anything else? You're a one trick pony...
But I am already in a relationship with a blue-haired beauty.
>Shizuo gives you a disgusted look.
That gay shit won't work on me, Izaya.
This kind fellow with the moustache seems to know their stuff.