Continuation of Board Games 269
Previous HG thread >>4202360
>>4202369
Yes.
>>4202377
Thank you for the game, Tenya.
>>4202373
> can't jump off
> flies with her
>>4202350
> clings REALLY tight
>>4202377
fuck
>>4202377
Well that was a bad bet
Only fair since I stole his stuff multiple times, I guess
>>4202355
Such a beautiful bunch of colors!
But no green? I always loved the color green for hair~
>>4202357
You can take pics from the back lin-
... Gal?
>She eyes the pink robot up and down
... OOOOOOOHHH Oh.. Oh..
>>4202371
Oh I'd love to see~ But I'm sure I can handle it <3
>>4202377
We appreciate the opportunity you have provided to us.
>>4202377
>>4202391
>>4202373
...So?
>>4202385
>dips him in the lake
>>4202388
>queen
>his
kek
>>4202391
Oh well, congratulations
>>4202394
Thanks for hosting
>>4202389
Ok. If you're sure.
TRANSFÒOOORMMMM
>>4202385
>waves goodbye to Aikawa
>>4202395
That's wrong. Meaning you aren't an expert.
>>4202389
No, no green
Green is not a creative color
>>4202396
>How do I read
>>4202394
Thanks for hosting <3
>>4202377
Congratulations hun! And thanks for hosting handsome!
>>4202371
>>4202399
I said don't go too crazy hun~
>the robot ruffles your hair one last time and floats off humming
>>4202389
Take my comment as you will hun~ though maybe your mind is even dirtier than mine! Though do me a favor.
>the robot pulls out a camera
I would like close ups of Rei in her wild form. My cameras are nice, but they don't always cut it. Just don't let the queeney get too wild hun, or I will personally plant unsavory things on you! Ciao!
>the robot floats off into a secret pannel
>>4202395
> gets wet
> doesn't let go
Stop that!
>>4202401
> prays for help internally
>>4202401
>>4202391
Congratulations, Sliver Queen
>>4202394
Thanks for hosting
>>4202402
You have green hair
You greentexted
You aren't creative
>>4202394
>>4202404
Get off me!
>>4202397
Consider yourself victorious as well, for you have been on the podium inside our stomach.
>>4202403
Machine...
>>4202408
We appreciate it.
>>4202414
Pretty. Thank you.
>>4202403
>>4202389
I-its ok I can handle it~
>Need to step out. Might nap might be back
>>4202404
You're on your own. I have to go for now~
>>4202405
Enjoy your sparring match.
>>4202418
Don't remind me
>>4202413
L-Let's just agree, to never be creative again
>>4202421
See ya <3
>>4202417
> wets her with his body
> covers her eyes with his hands
I will take you down!
>>4202424
Nooo!
>>4202419
>a speaker pops out
You better hun. Or you won't be hearing the end of it.
>annie
>>4202424
>kissu cheek
>>4202429
Let go!
>>4202421
>>4202432
If you give up and bring me back!
> Covers her kissu-mouth with his hands
>>4202438
>Dips her in the water again
WHERE ARE BLAKE AND WEISS
THEY PROMISED TO GO TO PIZZA HUT WITH ME
I EVEN BROUGHT TUNA
>>4202443
> is even wetter
> splashes water on all over her
>>4202446
> he sits down and kicks his legs back and forth, waiting for Blakey or Weiss to appear
>>4202449
>tickles him
>>4202341
I would still engage with her caution actually, if I were you. I called her barbaric and she had a short nervous breakdown. For a serial killer, she is very emotional.
>>4202456
As I stated to her, I have no qualms in defending myself from her attacks if absolutely necessary. I am trained in dealing with opponents like herself.
>>4202455
Ahhh, stop!
>>4202431
I know~
>>4202456
What a brat she must have been.
i summon rufus
>>4202477
Who?
Dead?
>>4202493
yea
>>4202458
W-With a shovel? That is hardly a weapon.
>>4202463
Indeed. However, she is tame compared to the other degenerates that roam here. At least she can be reasoned with.
>>4202493
Just asleep, as they should.
>>4202496
What tool I use does not matter. I am easily capable of disarming a person of a knife or any other blade.
>>4202499
>hugs officers
>>4202496
H-hey I can be reasoned with very well!
>You realize shes in her lewd form again.
>>4202512
I hope that it was a good night hug, citizen.
eat food
>>4202525
Later
>>4202522
B-but it's seven forty
>>4202522
Thank you for keeping the peace Officer!
>>4202525
I did
I'm sleepy. Somebody make me coffee please.
>>4202507
A shovel is hardly a weapon. It's not even made to be a weapon. With someone who's career is to kill people, I hardly think you would fare well against her should she decide to pursue you.
>>4202514
Well yo-
>Iida-kun looks down at your outfit
P-PUT SOME CLOTHES ON, FOOL!
>>4202534
Kaito wtf. Put on some clothes.
>>4202537
>
>>4202543
Feelgers. The worst part of waking up
what are you listening to?
>>4202541
I CANT.
>>4202541
Tenya, you shouldn't underestimate the rigorous training I have received before I came here. I am prepared for almost any situation I may or may not find myself in.
>>4202547
>Forgot to post mine
>Forgot greentext
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LbARTyio_0Q
>Nobody likes rap here for some reason.
>>4202547
Nothing, but I'll put this on.
https://youtu.be/upvu_W5jW1U
>>4202543
But I always start morning off with the birth of venus!
>>4202531
In this case move along, nothing to see here. Don't encourage those who are late in the evening to stay awake ma'am.
>>4202534
Looks like you've changed to get ready for bed. Excellent choice, move along to your bedroom now.
>>4202547
My parent's nagging.
>>4202556
I...huh? I've seen a lot of your mornings, and not that level of nudity.
>>4202547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tIX4c0vdcAM
>>4202554
>Nobody likes rap
fuck you, I resent that.
>>4202561
I-I just wanted somebody to give me something other than Fetty Wap to listen to, literally anything else that's good, I-I've never even made one of those posts before
I-I'm sorry I won't do it again
>>4202547
>Mines surprisingly fitting for the thread..
https://youtu.be/gICxVVbcY30
>>4202558
Ah.. But I don't need to sleep..
>>4202568
Oh no, not here, back at Crypton HQ! Most of the people there have seen my insides even so nudity isn't much there!
>>4202577
>pets
good
>>4202578
That's not true sir, everybody needs sleep. Stop resisting your natural bodily needs.
>>4202547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-lWAhwGPilU
>>4202555
>MF Doom my nigga
>>4202547
https://youtu.be/V7zXcm9FkwI
>>4202554
>Just because peps don't post rap music, doesn't mean everyone here hates rap music
>>4202547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt2qgY31ziE
>>4202553
Have you ever actually used any of that on anyone before?
>>4202550
W-WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU CANNOT? A-ARE YOU PHYSICALLY INCAPABLE OF PUTTING ON A SHIRT OR SOMETHING TO COVER UP YOUR BREASTS?
>>4202591
>I-I meant that it's a minority, not that anybody hates it
>>4202571
>>4202576
>AYYYY
>>4202584
Ah... I only need to charge every so often, I mean your tazer or gun don't need sleep right?
>>4202603
Of course.
>>4202578
Oh. What is the birth of Venus anyways?
>>4202547
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ppNOrzaAg_M
>>4202605
They are sleeping as we speak and will only be awoken when they're needed.. Don't talk back to an officer of the sleep law.
>>4202608
Huh? It's a painting.
>>4202607
W-Well then, have you actually used that on a bloodthirsty serial killer?
>>4202608
>What is the birth of Venus anyways?
>>4202603
>I can why you would type. Rarely people post rap when showing to others what they are listening to. If they do it ends being underground or old school rap song.
>>4202623
Oooh, I get it now.
Time for a default game.
First 24
>>4202624
I have not used these skills on someone of such a specific profession, if you can even call it that.
>>4202629
>If they do it ends being underground or old school rap song.
Are you implying thats a bad thing?
>>4202634
Nig-Gear
>>4202634
Trashthony Gamestano
>>4202634
Iida Tenya
![[ENTRYY].png](https://i.imgur.com/VJCnvGc.png "[ENTRYY].png")
>>4202634
Aizawa Nagisa
>>4202634
Sliver Queen
>>4202634
Ririchiyo
>>4202634
Sleeping Yellow Menace
>>4202622
Sleep is for squares who have no rock and roll!
>>4202634
The Punisher
>>4202634
Lumberjack
>>4202634
Eggman-kun
>>4202634
Spike
>>4202622
But Officer... There's no way of talking with you if I don't talk back ya'know..
>>4202630
It's pretty popular I believe.
>>4202634
Naked King Kaito
![![Entry] Reigen.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/4IpFc3D.jpg "![Entry] Reigen.jpg")
>>4202634
Reigen Arataka
>>4202634
Bill CIA Wilson
>>4202634
Henchmen 21
>>4202640
>No. Just saying that most of the rap songs posted
>>4202634
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>4202634
Jimmie and his Coffee
>>4202658
Yeah I thought I recognized the pose.
Reminder that the sign-ups for the HGF "Royal Rumble" Championship are still open till tonight, at a very late hour that I am too lazy to write up.
Currently 45 challengers are signed with the list being:
Peri
Mob
The Punisher
America
Haru
Anchorage
Wiggins
Carlos Calaca
Kevin Owens
Sunset
Best Guy Real Guy
Ruby
Ocelot
Spike
Komaeda
Josuke
Starlord
Hanako
Rika
Rei
Hubert Oswell
Ilya
DMG
Dale Cooper
Welkin Gunther
Ramlethal Valentine
White Peak
Gogo
Baki Henma
Yukkuri Reimu
Little Miss Forge
Shorty
Lord Beerus
Jax
Guilta
Vampy
Setsuna
Neo
Nepgear
Fyxe
Unyu
Cyberman
Nick Wilde
Stone Cold Steve Austin
Magolor
The competitors who have already entered themselves are asked to provide an entry image.
>>4202634
Seth
Rollins
>>4202676
Captain Luna
Sign me up, if you will.
>>4202676
Image for Anchorage here.
>>4202634
Anchorage
4 more
>>4202676
I'll join. You can use this >>4202646 for my entry pic.
>>4202676
>White Peak here.
>>4202676
Fine. Whatever this is. I'll join in.
Mordred
Beating people to death ain't that bad now that you've think about it.
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4202691
Nippon Ichi
Female
>>4202634
Sonia Nevermind
>>4202676
>>4202634
Uta
>>4202676
Add anonydeath if you want
>mobile annie
>>4202650
You sound like a sleep terrorist to me, those who try to convince others not to do so. I might have to take you in for questioning.
>>4202658
Didn't you parents tell you not to be smart with law enforcement personnel?
>>4202676
I'll play your game.
Ikusaba
>>4202676
King Kaito
There isn't an eligibility thing or anything right?
>>4202675
Haha, I've done a lot of weird poses like that.
>>4202637
Exactly my point. Depraved actions such as murdering are where degenerates like these thrive, so to think that you can easily defeat someone with that sort of background is callous and foolish on your end.
>>4202676
>Hanako here, this will be my entry image.
>>4202727
cute
Dude let's do this.
>>4202727
cute
>>4202634
Neo
>>4202716
Wait you telling me you guys are for real.. I thought you were just joking around..
Sleep terrorist are real?
>opens a can of beats
mmmmbeats
>shoves the lid into my asshole
ahahaHHHHHhHHhHHHHHhHHH
>shoves the can into my asshole
>bleeds to death
.........................
>>4202724
With all due respect, I feel quite insulted by what you are saying, Tenya.
>>4202731
Thank you for the game. Let's do our best, Tenya.
>>4202676
Lucky you caught me now. I'm going to sleep. Use this image.
>>4202634
Izaya Orihara
>>4202676
I might aswell compete.
>>4202716
I don't have parents but my 'guardians' told me not to act stupid around Officers... How am I supposed to act when I'm told not to act smart or stupid?!
>>4202731
Thank you for the game. Let's do our best, Aizawa.
>>4202603
I TRIED EVERYTHING IT DIDNT WORK!!
>>4202741
Hot
![[Anime] Reigen (13).png](https://i.imgur.com/cMvyBSS.png "[Anime] Reigen (13).png")
>>4202731
I accept this challenge. Let's go.
>>4202731
Wait hold up.. I got to take a count dooku..
I'll be back!
>>4202731
>>4202745
Hand over my spot to him, NOW!
>>4202731
Would you kindly give my spot to the one whose hair looks like icecream?
>>4202734
>>4202741
mmmm beats
>>4202676
This will do.
>>4202686
Luna added.
>>4202695
Link added.
>>4202701
Uta added.
Long time no see pal, you're sticking around ?
>>4202702
Mordred added.
>>4202717
Ikusaba added.
>>4202722
Kaito added.
Not really, as long as you take the responsibility of defending the title if you do win it I'm all cool with it.
But of course for that, you'll have to beat me for it, along the other challengers that will pass the elimination phases.
If you have any questions, normally everything is explained in pic related.
>>4202688
>>4202698
>>4202708
>>4202727
Appreciated.
>>4202745
Best girl added.
>>4202743
Caught you yesterday but thanks again.
>eats the beats on the floor next to the bleeding anus
>>4202748
I gave you a hat.
I don't think it's any better.
>>4202775
You didn't add birb?
>>4202775
I hope so , but i can't make any promises. Since when you're back?
>>4202742
I-I didn't mean to insult you, I am just concerned for your well-being! M-My apologies!
>He bows.
>>4202748
W-WHERE DID YOUR SUIT GO?
>>4202735
Ofcourse we are real, we're standing right here, aren't we? Or is there reason why you could be seeing things that aren't there, like hallucinating from drugs, or say, a lack of sleep?
>>4202746
You act normally and not try or say anything funny. If you head to bed now, I'll consider letting you go with a warning.
>>4202775
I already gave images of both of my avas when I entered. Do I need to do it again?
>>4202741
I've seen Brock Samson kill a guy by shoving his own finger up his own ass... That's no where near as impressive.
>>4202789
Holy kek, that's a double barreled tear gas launcher.
I bet that's either LAPD or a foreign riot control team.
>>4202779
It just looks silly! But I'l hold onto it regardless.
>>4202788
I WEAR THAT WHEN I TURN BACK!
>>4202756
You go from telling me you hate me to helping me out and giving me your spot?
Are you not feeling well or something?
>>4202775
Best girl? Me? No, I couldn't possibly me that...
>laps up the blood from the anus of the deceased guy
>gains mutagenic powers
>gets huge
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaa
>climbs into erp and fucks a slut
>comes back over here
sup HG
>>4202789
The job Sleep police sounds ridiculous. Plus a rock needs Beauty sleep, how can he perform for his fans while being all grumpy?
>>4202775
This sounds really fun! Thank you so much for setting up something like this!
>>4202789
B-but a game just started...!
>>4202791
Which one...?
>>4202791
>entering more than one ava into seth's event
Don't.
>>4202807
Yes you are Izaya
>>4202775
Man, I've read through these rules twice and I still have no clue what's going on.
>>4202791
I got this replica lord of the rings bow here. Never used it until now
>>4202817
But... I'm not even a girl.
How old is HG at the moment? At least 1,5 years , right?
>shoves my thumb up my ass and thinks of kamina
aaaaaaaa
>my thumb gets too big and my asshole explodes all over the poster below
>>4202771
Do you got any square-sized image ? It will look better in the simulator that way.
>>4202782
I did, you're called Unyu correct ?
>>4202786
Since a month exactly actually.
Returned on June 19th 2016.
Nice to see you mang, you're watching the Draft tonight ?
>>4202791
If you did so I think I must have caught them.
I'm currently at 34 entry images.
>>4202812
My pleasure, I need some challengers after all.
What type of champion would I be if I didn't defend the belt under the biggest odds.
>>4202820
Kek, you'll get the grip as things roll on.
>>4202820
*Heavy breathing*
I think I'm going to..
*Vomits off the mountain*
I knew I should of done more cardio..
>>4202829
You are one to me~
>>4202836
Probably not, this one good enough?
>>4202836
Yeah, that's what I thought. And if you don't want more than one ava per fag, I'll take one out.
>>4202827
I'll never deny a fellow meme master his rightful freedom from this terrible world.
>>4202836
Oh...nevermind then.
>>4202836
Hell yeah. It was utter Bs that you lost the title off air. Did you return because of Rollins' return?
>>4202827
Oh man.. that rock and stick trick works.
>>4202837
Alright now... How can I make a home?
>>4202848
Any of you Japanese...girls?
Know any songs?
>>4202800
You need the best trained officers and equipment to fight the evil that is drowsiness.
>>4202811
I'm just helping everyone fight their lack of sleep by getting everyone into bed at appropriate times. If you plan to take a nap in the near future, I have nothing to oppose.
>>4202812
I've heard every excuse before. "But I don't need sleep", "But I just woke up", "But I'm already asleep and you're talking to me in my dreams". Trust me, you don't want to be taken in for resisting arest.
DUDE
>>4202836
Exactly! It won't feel like a victory if I'm not sitting on a mountain of other tributes as my new throne!
>>4202849
Back to sleep. You little shit.
>>4202863
What a waste of time. 2 hours and it's still as bad as a regular stick.
>>4202863
>
>>4202862
You know what..!
I'm going to sleep need to be well rested for my show later!
Rock on sleep police!
>>4202833
>>4202810
>>4202778
>>4202769
>>4202741
Stop this.
>>4202868
>is already back asleep
>>4202862
But I'm talking to the police right now and can't sleep... It would be rude of me to just up and leave when I'm having such a lovely conversation with you Officer.
>>4202844
It'll do, thanks.
>>4202848
Depends, I'd love to have the most people possible to participate but if you're able to manage your two I'm cool with it.
I don't have a number yet, I'm just taking entries as they come and after that I'll see how to work it out.
>>4202854
It's all cool, good luck in the games.
>>4202855
I returned because just like the real deal, I had to reclaim what I never lost.
And that's the place as the undisputed top guy of this business.
Hosted 17 games already, hope to see you in one of 'em.
>>4202881
Sleep tite.
>>4202898
Fuckin' Lynch mob all over Shorty
>>4202863
If only I brought a fishing rod.. that cander... Something could be in that water.
>>4202884
Hey who are you-
Holy shit!
>>4202806
T-THEN TURN BACK, I AM SEEING TOO MUCH!
>>4202876
Very well good citizen, may you have a wonderful rest and not be caught up in tiredness. Have a good one.
>>4202891
That's what my job entails; people who decide to sleep after talking to me. I would not get offended at all if you wish to do so. Infact, I strongly encourage it.
>>4202892
I would love to play a game , but i will probably show up every other day. Getting back into the HG grind requires me to give up my entire life when i just got it back on the rails.
Btw , you're quite a bit more lighthearted then you used to be. Howcome?
>>4202920
It's 8:38AM
put me the fuck to sleep
Hi everyone, Climbthony Treetanooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo-
>>4202937
I could go without some sleep.
http://poal.me/qn2a2s
>>4202933
I've seen this image too many times and I need a source.
>>4202944
Fuck.
End
>>4202944
You better win this, you worthless lizard.
Win
Screen coming up
>>4202960
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4202948
All that's required to take you out is a stray arrow?
Good job Shizu-chan~
>>4202944
Don't have it anymore, I capped that image from a webm on /b/. Search for Brazilian pink hair self play or something. It's only 8 minutes long I think and it's really disappointing, not worth the time.
>>4202950
Congratulations, Spike
>>4202960
Thanks for hosting
>>4202920
Ah, alright then, I'll 'go to bed', see you nice Officer!
>>4202955
>>4202960
GJ , nostalgic dragon
>>4202960
Thanks man
>>4202960
>Typing noises
"Thanks for hosting."
>>4202960
Thank you for hosting.
>>4202960
Thank you for the game.
>>4202962
>>4202967
>>4202971
>>4202972
>>4202974
>>4202975
aww thanks guys
>>4202927
Eh, HG doesn't work as a 24/7 thing anymore anyway, that's why I'm trying to plan semi-events like these more and more to have a specific day where people can tune in and have fun.
Don't get your hopes up yet, I'm still every single bit of the great asshole that I am since the very first day I stepped foot here.
I'm just being a little bit more nice so that when I still end up retaining the belt it stings harder.
>>4202933
It's not something I could do with force ma'am. You have to do it yourself.
>>4202968
Excellent choice citizen, I'll be sure to note down your good behavior.
>>4202978
Thanks there host.. say can you point to the bathroom
>>4202984
>points to Ilyda's mouth
I BEEN
IN THE
KITCHEN
>>4202964
>Throws a stop-sign at you
>>4202981
Glad to hear. My asshole days are behind me though (I hope).
You better fucking win sunday.
>>4202994
What's that...?
Never mind I'll go behind a tree.
___ x ___
>>4202997
>Moves slightly to the side
Come on Shizu-chan, you're still throwing things at me? Can't you do anything else? You're a one trick pony...
>>4203020
(___x___)
>>4203020
DMG x Dean
>>4203020
rei x iida
shizu-chan x izaya
luna x wiggins
uta x ririchiyo
these are now canon
>>4203041
>luna x wiggins
Definitely not.
>>4203041
Incredible
>>4203028
Come over here and I'll snap your ass in half.
>>4203041
>Throws a stop sign at you
>>4203041
I hate you...
>>4203051
Now don't threaten me with a good time.~
>>4203041
But I am already in a relationship with a blue-haired beauty.
>>4203047
>>4203066
>Shizuo gives you a disgusted look.
That gay shit won't work on me, Izaya.
>>4203076
shizu-chan is a guy retard
>>4203076
Unless you're Mion.
>>4203089
What gay shit? I have no clue what you're talking about...
>>4203020
DMG x Dean
>>4203105
Hello, sir.
>>4203105
>
>>4203105
This kind fellow with the moustache seems to know their stuff.
>>4203105
Don't talk to me or my Dean ever again.
