HG Thread
Zeonic Edition
FIRST FOR GETTING KEKED OUT OF MAKING A THREAD!
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>>4074708 (Sanmoto)
What's so strange about it?
VODKA~!
>>4074698 (Computer Man)
It is fine if you don't call me comrade. What is your name, тoвapищ?
>>4074703 (Demon Lady)
Heт. It is impossible to be the best member of society at this point. I would say you aren't perfect, but neither am I. What is your name, дeмoн лeди?
>>4074668
No the iron first part was annoying.
>>4074672
>flips it
Utsuho Reiuji...that sounds more familiar but I go by birb.
>>4074679
>waves
>>4074735
I don't see how it's impossible to become the perfect member of society.
And if you must know, My name is Kneesocks Daemon.
>Coldly stares ahead of him, showing no emotion but a single tear rolling down his cheek
>>4074734
Well you were hurting them, why are you feeling bad? It's not like they were hurting you back.
>>4074744
Kys
>>4074718
Thank you for the thread.
>>4074736
...I think I'd rather call you Utsuho. "Birb" sounds like an insult.
>>4074744
What's your deal?
>>4074745
Because it was by me being a lousy friend.
>>4074735
For all you know I could be an assassin send to kill you. Are you always this careless?
>>4074744
>twists ears
I turned the faucet off so that should be better.
>>4074730
Well that didn't work.
>>4074748
When the world is rid of the last bestion of Despair, then I will gladly end my life. Not a moment sooner.
>>4074751
My name is Kyosuke Munakata. If you do not know who I am, then my ''deal'' does not matter to you.
>Coldly stares ahead of him, showing no emotion but a single tear rolling down his cheek
>>4074756
>He doesn't move a bit, only giving a stare back
Let go of my ear at once, woman.
>>4074736
I understand, but with how you put it, it sounded like you loathed being the ruler of the world. Which is strange, to be honest. What is your name, птицa чeлoвeк?
>>4074742
My name is Ivan Braginsky, also known as Russia. You might have met America a while back. It is a pleasure to meet you, Kneesocks.
I don't know why you'd want to be the perfect member of society when it is impossible to cater to every whim, comrade. Is this a personal goal of yours?
>>4074753
No, because I am the personification of Russia. All that an assassin will do is send me back to Moscow. Are you always this serious? Have some vodka, it'll make you feel better!
>>4074744
Human, what are you doing?
>>4074771
>Dramatically pats your back as a spooky ghost
Go get 'em, champ.
>>4074770
If she died for nothing...There won't be a hell big enough for the Remnants of Despair to hide from me. I will promise you that.
>>4074784
Yes, It's a goal of mine, and I've worked far to hard to throw it under the bus now.
>>4074784
I don't drink when I am working. And I am always doing exactly that
>>4074785
Reminding myself of sacrificies I am forced to make. Regrettable.
>>4074769
Considering I'm probably not even from the same reality as you, and even if I am it's from a place completely sealed-off from the rest of the world? It's probably impossible for me to know. Rika. Tank engineer.
>>4074780
I didn't WANT to hurt her.
>>4074771
Really? More?
>>4074793
Well don't do them.
>>4074794
Why did you then?
Someone host something.
>>4074786
I love you red ranger man.
>>4074782
Don't kiss me.
>>4074783
...A-Are you trying to make me feel bad?
>>4074786
But I don't know who to get...
>>4074792
Well, whatever makes you feel better, пoдcoлнeчник. Say, is drinking vodka against the rules?
>>4074793
Then take a day off, comrade! You're so serious I am yawning just looking at you!
>>4074801
>Overly dramatic gasp
DO I HAVE ANOTHER FAN?!
>>4074803
As the main character...you can get ALL OF THEM!
>>4074799
Because I'm terrible at being friends. Like I said.
>>4074800
Nah.
>>4074794
By calling yourself an engineer with such confidence, you only raise my suspicion.
...Munakata Kyosuke. Vice-President of the Future Foundation. That is all you are required to know.
>>4074805
If my appearance is sleep inducing for you. Then perhaps bother someone else. I know that there is a countryman of yours that lurks here. An unpleasant and annoying man. Be a good man yourself and teach him some proper manners.
>>4074751
My name is birb!
>>4074784
Didn't you here me? My name is birb.
>>4074778
>>4074770
>turns more
This will work!
>>4074805
What? No of course not, consumption of alcohol is not against the rururules, that'd be ridiculous.
>>4074800
...heh the only thing that's going to be hosted is your FUNeral
>teleports behind you
>kills us
..........heh
>>4074800
>>4074813
Well try harder, geez, you're harder to cheer up than Takeo-chan.
>>4074819
Well, my work is right in front of you, after all! Suspicion of what? It's only natural to have pride in what I am.
>>4074820
...It still sounds like an insult to me.
>>4074832
It's too late now. She's left this place and had someone wipe her memories of it. Of all of it. That's how bad I hurt her, that she's better off like that.
>>4074830
Go ahead Lenny.
>>4074803
>rubs tum
sorry
>>4074838
Well go make more friends, I'm sure someone here likes you. Oh wait, you're a bitch.
>>4074819
America? That's impossible, you know. He is so insufferable that I would prefer giving up vodka than teaching him manners. Well, I guess I can teach him manners for now... Say, would you like some borscht?
>>4074825
Good! Would you like some vodka, comrade? I have enough for the two of us!
>>4074820
Birb? Hm. Strange name, but not as strange as Ivan. So, would you like some vodka, comrade?
>>4074839
Okay, give me a little time to set it up and make breakfast.
>>4074844
No thanks...I have horrible drinking habits.
>>4074820
If there is a purpose in this senseless torture, say it.
>>4074838
That is of no concern. If I am correct with my suspicious view of your...hobby, you will know fast enough.
>>4074844
A soldier who styles himself the leader of a de-jure defunct nation. Soviet or something similar.
>>4074838
Not at all.
>>4074844
I got applejuice so no thanks.
>>4074849
Bad drinking habits? Are you an alcoholic, пoдcoлнeчный?
>>4074852
Oh, him? Heт, I don't see what he's doing wrong, comrade. What did he do?
>>4074854
Ah. Maybe some borscht then, comrade?
>>4074852
To make you stop crying.
>>4074843
At least I have my daughter. And I think I get along decently with a few others.
...Strangely enough, most of which are youkai of some sort.
>>4074852
Would "upsetting the 'natural' order of things" fit in those suspicions?
>>4074854
At long as you aren't offended, I guess. Well...Birb, you can call me Rika.
>>4074859
Alcoholic is a strong word...I just can't handle my liquor very well.
>>4074864
EEEEEEEEEEEEH?! DAUGHTER?! YOU MEAN SOMETHING CAME OUT OF YOUR DOWN UNDER!?
>>4074870
Oh, you get wasted after a glass then! Is that what you're saying, пoдcoлнeчный?
>>4074859
Being an incompetent man and a nuisance. And a poor representative of his organisation.
>>4074860
A single tear does not constitute for crying, but as you wish.
>He wipes away the tearline that moisterized his cheek
Now go. You have served your purpose.
>>4074864
Enough with the hidden implications. If I have any reasons to believe you are in any way aiding or assisting the Remnants of Despair, you are marked for death. Is that clear enough for you?
>>4074878
>She snickers
I love that reaction. Daughter, creation, same difference.
>>4074889
Yes...Yes that sounds about right.
>>4074859
Bless you?
>>4074864
Riki.
>>4074890
I gotta stay and make sure you don't cry again.
>sits down and watch
>>4074891
Oh you little... Now my mind is filled with images of you... And possibly a big thing sticking into you. I hate you.
>>4074890
Ah, I see what you mean. Дa, he isn't the brightest of people, but he's a good man. Maybe I will talk to him after this!
>>4074894
Ah, then maybe you and I can just have a glass then, дa?
>>4074903
...Haven't you tried borscht before, пoдcoлнeчный?
>>4074890
The who? Only person I ever worked for was an evil spirit called Mima. And frankly I'm already on the run from religious nutsos and flesh-hungry monsters, a few normal people from outside are nothing.
>>4074903
Ri-ka.
>>4074907
YOU'RE the ones with those thoughts!
Has anyone made a Splatoon themed template?
>>4074908
Oh no, It's fine, I'm not at all thirsty.
Here or new thread?
>>4074911
You're the one who bloody filled me with them!
>>4074928
Here.
>>4074928
The thread is still young. Use this one.
>>4074923
Your loss, comrade. So, you are a demon, дa? You wouldn't happen to know of a man named England, would you?
>>4074915
>Not to my knowledge, feel free.
>>4074928
Here's fine.
>>4074929
You're the one that can't get rid of them!
So be it.
First 24, you gotta reply to me if you want in.
>>4074911
Ri-ki.
>>4074908
Sounds complicated so no.
>>4074928
Here is ok.
>>4074941
Kneesocks Daemon
>>4074934
England? You mean like the country? Well, I mean I've been there a couple times on business,but I wouldn't say I know it very well.
>>4074941
Birb
>>4074935
You underestimate me!
>>4074941
Masked Man
>>4074941
Heiwajima Shizuo
>>4074941
Setsuna
>>4074941
Vladimir Makarov
>>4074941
Sanae Kochiya
>>4074941
Francesca
>>4074934
Morning Comrade!
>>4074935
Hello Rika, are you talking to the lucky person..?
>>4074941
King Kaito
>>4074941
Cynthia
>>4074941
Cappy
>Female
>>4074941
Ivan Braginsky the Terrible
>>4074947
I'm asking because apparently he summoned a few demons a while back...
>>4074941
Eggman-kun
>>4074941
Ibaraki Kasen
>>4074941
Rika
>>4074943
It's Rika. Please....
>>4074956
He started it. By trying to spook people.
>>4074941
Mil Muertes
>>4074941
Dolls
>>4074941
Otori Mio
>>4074941
Bananya
>>4074943
But it's just soup! It's not complicated at all!
>>4074956
Good morning, comrade! How is the family doing?
>>4074941
Akiba Red
If I make a Splatoon template, the day events will be in the battlefield and the night events will be in the city.
Does anyone have any suggestions for arena events?
>>4074960
Oh, you mean a person. In that case, no, I've never even met someone named England.
>>4074941
Kergerenko
>>4074980
>Bosses seem to be the logical answer, but I don't know how many they have.
>>4074980
octarian invasion maybe?
>>4074941
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4074960
>Ivan Braginsky the Terrible
Name won't fit, change it pls
>>4074941
Sgt Keroro
>>4074985
That's what I was leaning towards.
>>4074980
Rainbow Road
>>4074980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pX5rGFRxQNk
>>4074966
Ah, have you asked about that unpronounceable metal you need?
>>4074976
They're alright as always, we're pretty pampered nowadays...
>>4074980
>One should be a squid sisters concert right? Maybe people get trampled or something in the crowd and stuff...
>>4074982
Ah. I was just wondering because as I said before, I heard that he summoned a few of you a while back. Are there any rules against that?
>>4074988
Ivan Braginsky the Great
>>4074996
Enlighten me as to which Rainbow Road was best.
>>4075001
Is that so? What do they have now, comrade?
>>4075001
It's not THAT unpronounceable. Besides, it's not like we get along.
>>4075006
Double Dash.
>>4075003
Actually no, That's supported, for obvious reasons. We are demons after all, it's only natural to want to be summoned and cause havoc.
>>4075016
My fucking negro.
>>4075019
Hm. Just how many rules are there, comrade? And you haven't broken any of them?
>>4075012
Let's get this show on the road.
>>4075016
>Am I a normie if I liked the SNES one?
>>4075012
Give my spot
>>4074950
>>4075003
>>4075012
Looks good.
>>4074950
If you could, you wouldn't be whining about it.
>>4074941
Shiro
>>4075027
Well there's quite a lot, and I'd say I haven't broken any of them.
I am a fantastic member of society after all, why would I need to break any?
>>4075032
E-Eh? I'm already in, comrade! I was changing the name!
We begin.
>>4075008
Well we all used to live in one household, we each now have our separate places, because of the rise in popularity... Though I kind of miss those days, I mean we're still close but... Ah well, how's your family? I know you have a sister right?
>>4075015
Want me to ask?...
I'm going to ask, what's it called again?
>>4075043
Eww! There's some weird, smelly stuff in this bottle.
>pour it all on the ground
There we go! Another bottle for the collection!
>>4075035
You shut up, I don't have time for this, I need to scare people back at home.
>the man walks away
wap wap wap waaaaaa
>>4075049
>While we are discussing Mario Kart, have this.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8huuWx1c4ac
>>4075041
It just doesn't seem easy to live all your life without breaking a few rules, comrade. You must've bended some of them!
>>4075044
Two of them, in fact! And, ah, they are weird to say the least. Дa... Weird...
...My family used to live in one household too...
>He now seems to be sad.
>>4075055
That's not a very nice horn.
>>4075037
I think you're more than late when it's after the roster's assembled.
>>4075044
...Hihi'irokane. Thanks, but...looks like he left.
>>4075052
Pah. Bye, then.
go to ERP
>make a folder for an ava I want to use
>interested in avaing someone else now
>f setsuna
>>4075058
Well in that case, of course I have, But bending and breaking are two very different things.
I have morals, and I have a set bunch of rururules I myself follow as a person, but I still have my demonic duties, so obviously i'm going to have to twist and bend some of them.
>>4075055
>hits a bullseye on every target
This is dull...
>>4075056
>mfw speakers blown on craptop
I'm sorry, I can't hear it... ;_;
>>4075067
>ERROR: orders not followed, killed 30 bugs
>>4075077
>Pets the Hyrulian
I feel your pain, my man.
>>4075075
Kero kero kero~ foolish pekoponians.
>>4075075
H-Help?
>>4075043
Early morning run huh? Let's get to it!
>>4075055
With this large group... We didn't find anyone.
>>4075058
Ah, don't be sad comrade! Have some vodka, also... They're still your family yeah?
>>4075066
... Ah.. I'll ask him next time than. Stubborn little Miss...
>>4075075
Obviously someone is going to... Live and be happy right?!
Four slides in and four kills already?
>>4075091
Well, he's the one who trapped me in my own tank at a time.
>>4075100
...At least I know one of you. Sort of. And I guess she's alright.
>>4075100
What the hell is that thing!?
>dashes away
Good morning ladies and gentlemen
>>4075076
I understand now. It's a pity that I don't have any rules myself, дa? I'd love to ask more about you, but I need to get to bed. Пpoщaй, пoдcoлнeчный!
>>4075091
Дa, but one is scared of me while the other stalks me... I'd say more, but I need to get to bed. Пpoщaй, comrade!
Good night!
>>4075100
Alright pekoponian. I accept your surrender, just let me make it official on my Kero ball.
>the frog presses the wrong button and zaps the human
Oh frog..
>>4075107
Uh...I am pretty sure It is afternoon, soldier person, but hey!
>f akiba red
>f eggman-kun
>f ibaraki kasen
>f ivan braginsky the great
>f dolls
>f francesca
>f cynthia
>>4075116
>sighs
It sure has been awhile. I wonder how long I've been here...
>>4075100
I wonder if this leads anywhere... Hey, I bet the acoustics are amazing in here!
>>4075103
>He pushes a finger against your forehead lightly.
Forgive and forget, it's not like you don't spend a lot of your time in there anyway, but... You haven't been in there as much lately I don't think, are you coming out of your shell so to speak?
>>4075110
Alright Comrade, have a goodnight and may rest come easily to you.
>>4075116
Nothing weird, I don't need sleep..
>>4075116
Seems like a perfect night to sleep in the drawer!
Who else is cosy?
>>4075124
>She recoils, taking a few steps back
I still never leave it's proximity.
>>4075116
I THOUGHT I COULD TRUS-
>>4075116
"Our high hopes and noble endeavors...
Will shine with all the twinkling stars...
For you we bravely fight...
A galaxy so glorious...!"
>>4075132
>dies
>>4075080
...son of a bitch.
>>4075132
I'm feeling cozy.. Well not hunting people though, kinda takes me out of it..
>>4075133
Haha, I mean, it's still not inside of it and that's only smart, a lot of people here are weird... Like that tape fiasco..
PSYCHE
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TIME BITCHES
>>4075147
No hard feelings pekoponian. it's you or me, and that water looks far too cold to swim.... You look familiar...
>>4075107
Пpивeтcтвyю soldier. Enjoying the day are we?
>>4075147
I've survived worse things than fire.
>>4075145
"Tape fiasco"? What?
...As it were I've come to realize that plenty of people here I've taken some sort of liking to aren't explicitly human.
>>4075147
No fire can harm me as long as my passion for Survival Games is burning even wilder!
>f rika
>f link
>f bananya
>f heiwajima shizuo
>f birb
>f cappy
>f kergerenko
Frogman's epic killing spree has been stopped, and what a way to end it.
>>4075158
>Throws burning brick
>>4075115
Soldier person? I'm pretty sure I already told you my name
>>4075155
Indeed, what about you?
>>4075160
Oh frog, I am suppose to win not lose...
>>4075147
I have a gas mask... Not like I actually need it, it just keeps unwanted particles out of my air ways..
>>4075156
Remember, that guy that was using duck tape to bound everyone, of course you were close enough to your tank to get away.... But are you saying that about me as well?
>>4075160
In the end I couldn't bring myself to betray you Lord.
>>4075147
>>4075153
...Sieg Zeon....
>>4075160
Looks like my inner fire wasn't strong enough to keep me warm.
>>4075164
Correction, you shouted it. And not directly at me for that matter...Ocelot was it? How's it going, buddy?
>>4075170
Oh. That. Yeah, now I remember....
...And I guess I could.
>>4075160
Sanae, you killed me, so you damn well better not lose to either of those youkai!
>>4075160
>>4075170
That is a good sign of loyalty, just don't raise arms against me again Kaito.
Feast time.
>>4075160
Well hello there. Came to for a bit of company i see.
>>4075164
Very fine, though i'm a bit occupied on the preparations of my games. Making events can be quite difficult.
>>4075171
Zeon.... Zeon.... I know that name from somewhere...
>>4075184
How did he know undead are weak to fire? What a pest.
>>4075175
Pretty good, what about you?
>>4075186
I've been through this, good luck
>>4075190
>Coughing fit
>Stands up slowly
Somehow, I doubt that.
>>4075196
Man, I wish I could I'm doing great..Does ''less than great'' sound good to you? Cause that's how it is now.
>f sgt keroro
>f king kaito
>f kneesocks daemon
>f otori mio
>f lord ainz ooal gown
>>4075184
Progress now, feasting later.
>>4075196
Much appreciated. Say you would know how large the minimum requirements of events is?
>>4075207
I've got no time to make childrens toys.
>>4075207
Please let Sanae win so we hopefully get some pics of her awesome rack
>inb4 jinx
>>4075203
>the frog taps his head deep in thought
I guess you are right. I mean, there is no way a pekoponian could take pretend this seriously.
Skipped a lot of peace for this.
I'll skip to the final slide as it's all peace for a couple of days, then everyone dies at once.
>>4075178
Haha, it's been a while since I've started coming here, you could say the same, even more so..
>>4075181
Well, I can't control much of myself in the arena Sir, but you are well within your right to inflict some sort of punishment next time.
>>4075214
A what? And what do you mean "pretend"?
kero kero~
>>4075217
Even I'm not completely emotionless.
>>4075206
We can't be doing great all the time but it's still better than being sad or depressed
>>4075208
>If it's your first game I recomand you a 50F Bloodbath/50 NF Bloodbath, 100 nights and days events (they must be different) and 50F day and nights (they could be different or the same, it's your choice). 5 arenas, 25 Fatal Feast and 25 NF feast. You could also do more or less, it's up to you
>>4075215
You can do it Sanae
>>4075218
A pekoponian. You know, residents of pekopon. You inhabitants like calling it E-arth
>>4075222
THAT'S MY THING! Do... Do you look up to me?
>f masked man
MAHFUGGIN ARENA EVENT TWO: CUSTOM BOOGALOO
>>4075235
Earth. And I don't live here.
...Not by choice, at least.
Your winner is...
>>4075229
Yeah, I guess. I just need to find my spirit again. And the only way I know how to is either by training or by fighting like a madman.
It's not for the sake of it, but when I fight, I can forget about every worry I have. and the Gods know I need a good one mroe than anything else now.
Good game, all.
Want me to go again?
>>4075244
Good job, Vladimir.
Thanks for hosting, Lenny.
>>4075244
At least you got third place, Sanae.
Congrats. And thanks for the show.
>Holy shit this frog is STILL at it
>>4075229
>Looks like i've got a lot of work ahead of me. Thanks for telling.
>>4075238
Easy work.
>>4075251
Thank you for hosting. Another one would be much obliged.
>>4075242
Earth... Such a weird name. Pekopon fits it so much better. And what do you mean not by choice? I thought your species could barely make it to your moon let alone another planet.
>>4075251
Only if I win!
>>4075247
Luckily for you this arena is all about fighting
>>4075259
Take your time
>>4075225
I know, I mean, you probably have more emotion than me.
>>4075238
Congratulations Vladimir!
Thank you very much for hosting Lenny, it's a nice thing to get here to, you've helped start my day off right!
>>4075256
>Boop
>>4075265
If anything, that's very much true, Major! And I cannot wait for the next one to start!
>>4075264
Of course we haven't advanced far enough for that, but we've still colonized space!
>>4075256
>>4075258
>>4075259
>>4075266
Thanks guys, I'll make a new thread in a minute.
>>4075256
>>4075258
>>4075266
Thank you comrades.
>>4075266
Just because you're artificial doesn't mean that at all.
>>4075290
Don't you get so familiar with me just yet.
>>4075281
I suppose that's impressive for a pekoponian. But you won't be winning any races with the keronian forces orbiting Pekopon.
>>4075297
Don't call me that, if anything call me a spacenoid. And it's not like we've got to worry about them just yet, now do we?
Setsuna has some serious DSL.
I just looked up some official art of her and daaaaaamn.
>>4075306
Dunno, I actually haven't reported in for about a week.
>>4075295
Of you say so бapышня.
>>4075313
>If*
>>4075309
I like letters~
