>>4073781
I am calm, you people are just annoying, except for you.
HG thread
>>4073776
Someone help me
VODKA~!
>>4073750
You don't have to lie if you don't remember me.
>>4073752
In any case, it's starting to work.
Now we need to work on establishing locations.
It won't happen overnight, but it's easier than you'd think.
>>4073753
HAve you ever heard the term "fake it until you make it"?
>>4073754
...I don't get it.
>>4073771
I don't think she'll mind.
What my chainsaw is for...?
To kill people.
>she raises another spoonful to her lips
Hm.
>>4073774
Take care then, Anchorage. Nice to meet you~.
First for...
>>4073796
It means those three killed the other 3 you moron
>>4073774 (Anko)
Do you have a problem with that?
>>4073779 (Subaru)
Please, you couldn't hurt me even if you tried. Unless you did some sort of surprise attack.
>>4073783 (Rika)
I would ask for what, but I doubt you would tell me.
>>4073791 (Russia)
Sure, if you have any readily available that is.
>>4073799
Why would you want help?
>>4073801
S-Sorry...
>>4073774
>points to mouth
>shrugs
>>4073805
>dies
>>4073784
Well... Whenever you feel like you're done being alive just let me know and we can do trippy dead people things together
>zaps zappity zaps for dramatic effect
>>4073801
I'll kill myself instead of them.
>>4073805
It's not me, but it will be my fault...I'm sorry for any misfortune you have in the future, Ilya.
>>4073801
Well, then I have to say that your weapon isn't exactly the best for killing. I'd explain why, but I don't think you'd really care...
>>4073805
Of course, пoдcoлнeчникa! I have some right here!
>He gives you a bowl of borscht, steaming hot.
>>4073806
O-Or...o-or, you could stop being a Zombie...
>>4073801
Hey, I'm the one who told you that.
>She laughs briefly
>>4073805
Nah, this one's...basically public. I need to get in to contact with a friend that may or may not even remember me, and seeing as just walking up to her front door isn't an option, I have to lure her out.
>>4073807
Get creative, hon.
You had a writing board a while back, didn't you?
I've gotta head to dock, so I can't babysit you tonight.
Try to make some friends, alright?
>>4073811
>Lets go
Well I need to run out anyway. I'll sleep with you later!~
>>4073814
Please, you're thinking too much again Subaru.
>>4073816
>Takes bowl
Thanks! I'll have to eat it on the run though, I'll let you know how it is next time I see you!
>Walks away while eating one, shouting about how it's quite hot
>>4073822
Hmm... try the old bait and box trap! That should work great! For now I gotta go, see ya!
And have a good evening/morning/afternoon HG!
>>4073801
Hmm. I suppose the first location I saw upon my creation could be a set piece. I saw you conversing with that ship woman.
>>4073836
>still dead
>>4073805
I'd prefer you had been honest. But it doesn't matter much anyway.
>>4073814
...It seems stupid to do that if you won't even be around to see the fruits of your labor.
>>4073816
Don't insult my chainsaw. This one was made specifically for combat.
>>4073822
>she tilts her head
Wait, you were?
....Huh. So these are the lengths that one goes through to find happiness.
>>4073839
Yes. Surprisingly I found her agreeable to some extent.
>>4073804
Pretty stupid event.
>>4073836
Goodbye, Illya! Take care!
дoбpoe yтpo comrades. Would you help my not so creative mind making events based on the modern warfare series and events related to that kind of warfare?
>>4073817
Yeeeeah, I can't, kinda burned that bridge when I shot myself.
Also here.
I will host soon. I will give you until XX:16 to get ready.
>>4073836
Well, I don't plan on keeping her there, I just gotta...gotta see her again. And sure thing. Be seeing you.
>>4073844
>She smirks
It was only like two days ago. But...yeah, I guess so. There's probably more extreme methods anyhow.
>>4073845
That's because you're stupid
>>4073836
I...I don't want you to die, Ilya...I-I want you to live and be happy!
>>4073844
It should be more than enough to get them to back down from doing something that might kill them instead.
>>4073844
I'm not insulting it, глyпый peбeнoк. I'm just saying that it isn't the best choice for killing. I should know, since I'm Russia...
https://youtu.be/EwQRoaOiVfU
>>4073850
Love you, Ram.
>>4073844
I would not call her my friend but i am fond of her. She seems to like how violent I am.
>>4073848
Warfare? That should be something related to camping out somewhere.
Okay. 24 now.
>>4073866
I am unable to return the feeling.
>a door opens, generating a long "creak" and exposing a masked man
>>4073874
Natsuki Subaru
>>4073874
Eggman-kun
>>4073874
Smug ass Kouta
>>4073874
Vic Viper
>>4073874
Masked Man
![![Entry] Reigen.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/giq3MtX.jpg "![Entry] Reigen.jpg")
>>4073874
Reigen Arataka
>>4073867
Perhaps. Something like (Player1) encounters several spetsnaz agents and is shot on sight.
Or (Player1) snatched a few grenades before running away from the cornucopia.
>>4073874
Vladimir Makarov
>>4073874
Ivan Braginsky the Terrible
>>4073874
Garry
>>4073874
Weiss Schnee
>>4073874
Otori Mio
>>4073874
Neferpitou
>>4073874
Mikan Tsumiki
>>4073874
Mahaaa
>>4073874
Ikusaba
>>4073874
Rika
>>4073882
...You again?
>>4073874
Mugen
>>4073874
Chisa Yukizome
>>4073874
Ibuki Mioda!
>>4073874
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4073874
Sgt Keroro
>>4073874
Miaya Gekkogahara
>>4073825
>stares silently
>nods
>>4073901
I love you Mukuro.
>>4073874
Birv
>>4073901
>posons
>cody
>>4073902
Well if it isn't the nefarious child.
>the masked one steps into the thread, slowly.
>>4073874
Cynthia
test
>>4073921
Okay.
>>4073932
>is immune to the poison via Mithridatism
Is it right? Is it ready?
>>4073949
>is betrayed
>dies
>cody
>>4073946
>he hops and points his finger at the anon
You have failed it Human! How does despair feel like?!
>>4073955
...who is this human I'm next to?
>>4073955
Ready.
>>4073955
Yee
>>4073933
What do you mean, nefarious?!
>>4073955
Uhm. So here's the plan. You're gonna throw some suns at the OTHER people, alright?
>>4073955
Lo-Looks nice...le-lets go.
>>4073955
Time to invade this Pekoponian arena!
>>4073955
...
>>4073955
It looks good, пoдcoлнeчник.
>>4073955
Looks good. We are ready to proceed.
>>4073960
I do not know. Apparently he destroys evil demons. This match will begin soon.
>>4073955
Let's go.
>>4073966
>he creepily rests his finger on the chin of his mask
You're wicked, threatening me last time like that.
>>4073982
...
>he stands up and dramatically leans back
EEEEEEEEEEEEH?!
>>4073955
The previous is one of the two unlucky ones.
>>4073955
Whose this plump looking human in my district?! It sure looks appetizing!
Ready to go.
>>4073993
>>4073993
Get away! Creature of the farms! Shoo! Sho!
>>4073992
I treat most youkai like that, but you're different, by merit of chasing me in to my HOUSE.
>>4073993
Can we maybe just use my tank!?
>>4073896
>kiss
>>4074000
>he removes his mask
I was trying to scare you for food, does that sound bad?
...
Don't answer that.
>>4073993
Team-ups galore. Though I would argue that the last one was not necessary.
>>4073993
Sometimes a little luck would come in handy, but I can't complain too much. After all, I feel as if I am stronger than most.
>>4074010
Tch. I never thought that a frog would be an enemy of mine...
>>4074010
It's not like I have a chance from the beginning.
>>4074009
>She places her hands on her hips
I don't think you need me to.
>>4074010
Yep, that's about what I figured....
>>4073993
What a weak pekoponian tha-
>>4074010
N-no! I can't lose! I am the famous sergeant Keroro!
>The frog begins tearing up
I-I can't lose so early !
>>4074010
I-I could really use some of that luck right now...
>>4074026
Apologies. It is only business.
>>4074010
I feel I should point out that the attack was fatal. Other than that, Russia and it's citizen are looking strong.
>>4074041
Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4074010
Ribbit! Ribbit! I am the luckiest frog!
>>4074020
Well nice to see you didn't lose that attitude of yours.
>>4074041
You take point, raven! I'll just...direct from the rear.
>>4074046
If anything it's only gotten worse, after a few attempts to get eaten.
>>4073993
>Chisa is the first to die
thanks RNG
>>4074036
I-It's just not fair!
>>4074041
I shall do the greatest deals out of them all!
>>4074051
At least you weren't last, my French friend.
>>4074041
Interesting reactions from the fossil today. Russia is looking a lot less stronger with an arrow it it's head.
>>4074049
>a slight sign of empathy goes on his face, then he remember who he is talking to and returns to his frowny face.
Eaten by who?
>>4074063
My luck!
>>4074050
>
>>4074058
F-French? What's that? Is it an insult on your primitive planet? I will have you know *sniff* I am a sergeant!
>>4074065
Only nearly. Some youkai, obviously.
>>4074050
Canon
>>4074063
Just because you are from the same place, does not mean she will not try to kill you.
>Cute boat noises
>>4074068
No. There is a country called France, and we insult them by calling them frogs. What is your name, child?
>>4074063
Блядь.
>>4074072
Rika, I am confident you will win.
>>4074069
Now I know we sometimes eat people, but you're a bit short to be considered a recommended snack.
>>4074072
I shall get my revenge on that boy! I shall invade his world, kill all that he loves and then torture him! Or maybe I should throw sand in his icecream, yeah that sounds better!
>>4074072
The oversight in that plan is that he can raise you back up if it were true.
>>4074080
>pushes back into ocean noises
>>4074081
>the frog snaps out of his sadness and shifts to anger
CHILD!? I AM SERGEANT KERORO! AND I AM A FULLY GROWN KERONIAN! AND THE FUTURE LEADER OF YOUR PLANET!
>>4074089
Even I got that one....
>>4074088
She wasn't picky. Clearly.
>>4074089
>>4074089
Final three.
>>4074100
Дa, so am I. My name is Russia, also known as Ivan Braginsky. What is your name?
>He looks unamused.
>>4074070
Die.
I don't even mean this in the meme way. I San you to die. Stop living. I legitimately want you to die and never again plague this earth with your autistic existence. Hold your breath, climb to the tallest building close to you, chug 10 gallons of bleach, slit your wrists, play footsies with bear traps, tie a razor wire noose around your neck, roll around in oil, light yourself on fire and jump off the side of the building into a trash compactor where you will be condensed into a small cubicle of material autism and then hauled off to a landfill where you belong. Fuck you.
>>4074102
> he looks puzzled
Wait, why'd you let her do it? You have that tank.
>>4074111
You, mind my words, BITCH!
>>4074111
Their power? No, it's just mine.
>>4074124
I said TRY. She was very VERY clearly interested in having me for a meal, but she couldn't do more than dent the hatch.
>>4074112
I-I just said it! Man.. You pekoponians are dumber than you seem. Kero kero kero~
>>4074111
The finale.
>>4074133
Go figure, the one with the tank falls
>>4074132
A-Ah! Sorry, I wasn't listening. I was too busy imagining you as leader...
Nah, too comical. Hello, Keroro.
>>4074133
Congratulations to Birb, and thank you for hosting.
>>4074133
WHY IS IT THIS HAPPENS WHEN I TRY AND NOT BE AN ASSHOLE!?
>>4074133
>flies into yet another person at super sonic speeds
People should watch where they are walking.
>>4074133
Congratulations. If you are present, pick a class (Warrior, Shaman, Rogue, Paladin, Hunter, Druid, Warlock, Priest, Mage, Death Knight or Monk) or choose to be neutral.
>>4074131
What a disgrace. What kind of Youkai was she?
>>4074133
HAHAHAHA!
>>4074147
I opened my mouth and said you would win. Apologies, пoдcoлнeчникa.
>>4074152
The results.
>>4074139
the one with wings and a nuclear cannon wins.
>>4074152
...Congrats, bird. And thanks for the show.
>>4074154
Hell if I know. I only saw what she actually was for a second. Some writhing mass of flesh and muscle.
>>4074161
Thanks for hosting mate
>>4074145
I know, it must be hard to believe me of all people would need back up. But yes, I am the leader of a squadron of only the most elite soldiers in the keronian army!
>>4074152
Thank you for helping me win my money back, bird.
>>4074161
Thank you for the game, Ramlethal.
>>4074161
Thank you for hosting Miss Valentine.
>>4074163
Being able to attack from the sky would give the upper hand.
>>4074173
And who exactly would they be, cвepхycпeвaющим?
>>4074161
Thank you for the event.
>>4074152
I wanna be a um...Warlock!
>>4074163
>raises arm cannon
Nuclear?!
>>4074145
>>4074167
>>4074182
>happy birb noises
Thanks!
>>4074185
Go to bed.
>>4074152
Who's a good birdy? You're a good birdy!
Oh and thanks for hosting, Human!
>>4074167
Odd, she sounds like an illusion.
>>4074184
Highly classified. If I told you, I would have to kill you.
post the cutest image you have saved
>>4074196
>>4074196
>>4074196
>>4074196
>I'm not even gay, but I'd totally let Josuke ram me in the ass, desu baka senpai
>>4074190
You are welcome, пoдcoлнeчник!
>>4074195
And if you even attempted, I would snap your neck, use it in my borscht and feed it to Sylvie. Luckily for you, I am not that cruel. What weapons do you use?
>>4074191
The sun is up.
>>4074190
A-after all, with my expert team leadership, clearly the credit should go to the powerhouse of the district.
>>4074194
Only her "human" appearance was. The only other two that admitted an interest in eating people decided I was too stringy-looking and boring, respectively...thank goodness.
>>4074196
>Fuck if I know
>>4074219
I don't care.
>>4074161
Thank you for hosting.
>>4074196
>>4074196
>>4074214
T-that's pretty brutal. But Uh.. NOT AS BRUTAL AS WHAT I WOULD DO!
>The frog walks up and kicks your shin over and over
See!? Getting pretty sore isn't it!?
>>4074224
Well she seems to have her taste in check.
>Adorable
>>4074196
>
>>4074237
...Ha. Is very funny, comrade. It is a pity that attacks like that won't cut it in combat.
>>4074225
Fine, I'll get some rest...
>>4074242
>There's a crapload of images I never use
That Yukari woman gave me the creeps.... And "in check" is entirely dependent on how hungry they are.
>>4074190
>>4074194
I'm a very good birb!
>>4074224
Unyu! Yes your metal box did you ok.
>>4074196
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>>4074258
i'll join
>cody
>>4074250
What do you mean? Another hour of this and surely you will yield ! Kero kero kero~
>>4074264
Thank you for hosting.
>>4074269
Well, I can destroy you with THIS...
>He pulls out a faucet, holding it in a swinging position.
Stay still, дa?
>>4074260
Well duh, you wouldn't eat a cute rat unless you're too hungry.
>>4074265
Yes she is.
what sound does a bear makes ?
>>4074285
Upupupu~
>>4074281
Who is?
>>4074285
ALLAHU ACKBEAR
>>4074265
We're, uh, we're okay, right? Because I don't think my tank could handle you if you were angry.
>>4074281
Gee. Thanks for calling me a rat.
>>4074277
Heh? Well sure I can stand still. Not sure why you would want that but ok.
>>4074285
I KNOW THIS ONE! Uh... Kero?
>>4074287
Oh, pardon me.
>>4074292
Birb is!
>>4074268
No thanks. I can do it by myself just fine.
>>4074285
Upupu.
>>4074295
You're welcome.
>>4074301
Thank you...
>He swings the pipe as hard as he can.
Пepeйти дoлгo!
>>4074285
Kolkolkolkolkolkolkol...
>>4074305
Put more enthusiasm into your upupu.
>>4074308
That was sarcasm.
>>4074285
Gao~
>>4074322
I know, you humans love to use it.
>>4074295
Yes I am fine what about you?
>>4074304
There are other birbs here?
>>4074315
>the frog goes flying and lands quite a bit away
Very clever Pekoponian! But now it's my turn!
>he presses a button on a small orb he is carrying.
Kero kero kero~
>it electricutes him and he falls down
Wrong... Button.
>>4074336
Then why pretend I was being serious?
>>4074337
...Relieved. Very relieved.
>>4074343
...Are you okay, comrade? I don't want you to be dead after two minutes of me meeting you...
>>4074319
Sorry, I'm tired.
Upupu.
Ladies anda gentleman
It's time
CRAZY
HUNGER GAMES
THEORIES
POST THEM
>>4074337
Nope, only you.
>>4074344
I like pretending one minute I'm a Youaki, the next I'm
>he puts on the mask
LORD MASTER SANMOTO! OWNER OF FAKE HOTELS!
>>4074360
Kaito is secretly in love with Russia.
>>4074349
>the frog sits up
Nah... It's fine... Happens all the time.. I am used to getting kicked around.
>>4074344
Revived? But you're not dead.
>>4074363
Only birb? That's saddening.
>>4074360
Rika loves magic
>>4074360
Rohan sucks people off for Manga sales
>Not Jouske
>>4074363
...What?
>>4074371
..."Relieved"? Like I can relax?
>>4074373
>Throws a wrench at
>>4074360
It's all in my head...
>>4074360
I am your father
>>4074369
Ah, what a shame... Perhaps I can help you take over the world? My hobby IS partitioning after all~ In fact, maybe I can ask some people to help us take over the world!
>>4074378
...
>he puts the mask on the side of his head
You're no fun.
>>4074378
Is their a chair somewhere? I want to be reviewed too.
>>4074381
Like the voices I hear.
Row, row, row your boat,
Gently down the stream.
Merrily, merrily, merrily, merrily,
Life is but a dream.
>>4074392
Heт. If life is truly a dream, then I don't want to wake up.
>>4074360
Life hates me.
>>4074388
So everyone tells me. Aside from sarcasm and the odd bit of sadism I can't afford to take things lightly.
>>4074391
...Just sit on my tank or something. Guess I could get you a drink or something, so long as you aren't going to blow me up.
>>4074384
I... I suppose minions could be an advantage with my squad missing..
>>4074392
Stream? Can I go swimming? I'm not supposed to swim outside the birb bath.
>>4074400
Nuclear yes?
>>4074398
WAKE UP ANIK- I MEAN RUSSIA
>>4074410
Great, comrade! I'll go recruit someone now!
>>4074400
Excuse me, бaк для peбeнкa, would you like to help us take over the world?
>>4074411
...Please no. I'm a human, I can't survive through that!
>>4074421
I've got other concerns.
>>4074360
I can fuck the pain away.
>>4074391
J-Just like the voices...
>>4074360
Cirno is green haired miko -chan~
>>4074430
In that case I need you to please fuck me.
>>4074412
ONE MILLION YEARS GULAG, NO FOOD, NO WATER, ONLY GREAT LEADER LENIN
>>4074427
A-Ah. Well, there's always next time...
>>4074411
Excuse me, птицa жeнщинa, would you like to help us take over the world?
>>4074400
I know what will make you smile.
>he waves his hand, and out of no where, money comes from it.
>he slaps her with it
Smell the money human, it is your greatest goal!
>>4074427
Unyu...I wanted nuclear.
>>4074432
In my head! Can you hear them?
>>4074392
row row FIGHT THE POWER
>>4074441
>She lets out a scream, recoiling as he hits her
Money is the last thing I need!
>>4074445
...Sorry. At least I could get you a drink...?
>>4074438
Get at least 5 people to do it with us.
>>4074445
Th-they're in my head, not yours!
>>4074456
I'll join
>unzips pain reducing pingus
We need a few more people
Well, while we wait, would anyone like some borscht? I have enough for everyone if you want it...
>>4074456
If that's what it takes...
I NEED FIVE PEOPLE THAT ARE WILLING TO HELP ME FEEL BETTER!
>>4074470
>expands
I am ready, Audi-sama
>>4074439
I have to stay at the reactor, sorry.
>>4074458
>>4074470
>twists ears
>>4074453
A juice would be nice thank you.
>>4074470
As a Red Ranger...It's my duty.
>>4074453
Oh, well that's okay!
>>4074479
>>4074481
>>4074483
>>4074461
We need...one more person, I think.
>>4074481
O-Okay then.
>>4074470
I will help you, comrade!
>>4074479
>>4074481
>>4074483
>>4074470
>>4074461
>Fucks the pain away
>>4074481
...I mostly have soda, but I think I've got orange juice.
>Mutters something under her breath about being crazy
>>4074484
Less okay when the thing you do need is nearly nonexistent.
>>4074495
AAAAOAOAOAAHAAOOAAAAAHHHHHHAOAOAOAOAAAHHHH
>BIG CUMS EVERYWHERE
>>4074495
YES!
I CAN FEEL MY BODY GROWING STRONGER!
MY POWERS...THEY'RE COMING BACK!!!
We /erp/ now?
>>4074495
>raises canon
>>4074495
O-OH NO, MY VIRGINITY WAS KEEPING ME AL-
>Fucking dies
>>4074500
Well what do you need Human, I bet it's something very useless and utterly human-like, like love.
>>4074518
>okuu will never destroy your anus with a blast of nuclear fusion as hot as the core of the sun
Why live?
>>4074500
Juiced apples is better.
>>4074491
Very very busy birb I am.
>>4074490
I can turn your ears again if that counts.
>>4074528
>taps your head with her cannon
I was told going nuclear was bad and I shouldn't do it.
>>4074524
A nigh-mythical metal. And to get back in to contact with a friend, but I can do that at theoretically any time.
>>4074528
I don't think you want that to happen.
>>4074503
>>4074505
>>4074518
>>4074523
https://youtu.be/usfiAsWR4qU
>>4074534
Дa, I understand. I just need another person to help me and Keroro to take over the world, that's all...
>>4074535
Oh, that sounds weird. To the latter, the former sounds normal.
>>4074539
>>4074534
N-No nooooo no no! I'm feeling a lot better after that, so please don't make it worse!
>>4074539
Sex AND classical music? This better not brake the bank...
Lewdest avatars?
>>4074534
I...MIGHT have some of those.
>She slowly, hesitantly lowers herself in to her tank
>After a moment she reappears with a plastic cup and a bottle of apple juice
>>4074548
Pretty sure the latter's more normal. But yeah. I can't finish my tank without it. Not how I want it to be.
>>4074551
NO BRAKES ON THIS TRAIN
BABEEEEEEE
>>4074545
Take over the world? You can't jump over the world though.
>>4074551
Ok! Used car salesman is feeling better now?
>>4074557
>takes the cup and quickly downs it.
>happy birb noises
More!
>>4074564
....
>She just offers out the bottle
>>4074557
>he thinks for a moment then pops happily up
Improvise.
>>4074562
I don't even have enough money to pay her as is, so don't add more to it!
>>4074564
I'm not a used care salesman! I've never even sold anything in my life!
>>4074564
Hm? What do you mean? Me and Keroro are planning to rule the world with an iron fist! We just need a few people to help, that's all...
>>4074555
Being Openly lewd is against the rururules, you heathen.
