Hg thread
We're in Dynamite Games #4!
>>4025874
Primary weapons? I guess I never even thought to ask how you fight. I'm a fan of swords, myself. Mostly 'cause I HAVE to carry mine.
>>4025907
>Forgive me
Right, but.. Beams. Heat? Plasma? The power of love? You built it yourself, don't try to tell me you don't know how it works.
>M: We've already lost over a third of the cast.
>G: I'm especially disappointed in Miss Trigger. I hoped she would do better than this.
>>4025985
TNT?
TNT!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kR6pxe8jaMs
>>4026010
Things like exactly how it works, or how my machines are powered are...extremely confidential.
>>4026018
Stupid bird....
>>4025985
>Minecraft
![[Manga] Reigen (82).png](https://i.imgur.com/WaFLMeP.png "[Manga] Reigen (82).png")
>>4025988
You'd be surprised. I deal with evil spirits all the time.
This is exactly the sort of thing they'd do.
>>4026018
F Nick...
>>4026018
Tweet...
(I am sorry for your losses, mammals. Take these berries as a sign of moderate respect.)
>>4025949
It doesn't take an evil spirit to know your face is fucking horrendous
>>4026018
So many souls...
>>4026029
AC/DC is overrated
>>4026044
>G: The large-breasted furries are sticking together for now.
>D: I would hate to be that sex demon right now.
>>4026038
The last Dynamite Games thread is still at the bottom of the catalog so I needed to use a different Nice Dynamite image.
![[Manga] Reigen (91).png](https://i.imgur.com/kMXphvW.png "[Manga] Reigen (91).png")
>>4026052
Like you're in any position to talk.
What is that, cosplay? Aren't you an adult?
>>4026034
Got it. So it IS the power of love. I knew those kids' movies weren't complete bullshit.
>>4026066
I got Reaper yelling for me to die in one ear, and a bird chirping in the other. THIS is true Hell.
>>4026066
My roof is always open for a fellow furry, make yourself at home
>>4026066
Tweet!
(I thought you mammals would be interested in what those other large breasted mammals are up too...)
Tweet?
(Wanna play some Scrabble?)
>M: I'm detecting a complicated relationship between the furry girls.
>G: Birds don't get pregnant, do they? I thought they lay eggs.
>>4025985
>Damn. This reminded me how much I miss Ray
>>4026042
Yeah, well, I sorta worked for one, so I know pretty well.
>>4026079
IT SURE AS HELL IS NOT!
>>4026010
Oh? You use swords as well?
>>4025986
Yes it is. Though you should not have to die from it, At least not yet.
>>4026018
In my defense I was caught off guard.
>>4026096
Tweet...?
(But...BUT I AM A MALE!)
Tweet??
(Am I though...? Oh gosh...)
>>4026106
Yet..? A-are you teasing me again? I can't tell!..
>>4026066
How did I end up sharing a room with an entire country?
>>4026071
My death robes are no cosplay, mortal.
Now do us all a favor and wear bag over your head.
>M: We lost a good sword today.
>G: He will be missed.
>>4026096
It's been a while, it's been a while!
>>4026121
Neither. You are... A fa'afafine!
>>4026130
Tweet.
(How would one kill a sword? Break it?)
>>4026140
Tweet!
(Please, I'm confused about my gender identity too much, mammal! Any more possibilities, and I'll probably die from confusion!)
![[Manga] Reigen (99).png](https://i.imgur.com/H4xnHAM.png "[Manga] Reigen (99).png")
>>4026104
Yeah, one. Nice.
You're talking to Reigen Arataka. Genius psychic and an exorcist with a strong record. I know evil spirits like the back of my hand.
>>4026128
Death robes? That just screams cosplay.
What is the purpose of them, might I ask?
>M: Dog Mom is pissed at Mr. Hat for letting her get bullied!
>G: We've also got some diabolical antics from Mr. Butler.
>>4026134
(Staind voice) ISBINAWIYAH
>>4026104
Hey, calm down, you're gonna cut me with all of that edge. Issues with love, huh?
>>4026106
Well, one. It's called Kurikara. I can't really pull it out and show it to you because, well.. Reasons. Yours?
>>4026160
Just let me cook with you. I don't care, you're vegetables, you're meant to be cooked with.
>>4026160
Huh?
HUH!? I don't wanna, I don't wanna!
>>4026160
Tweet!
(I am outraged! Who hired this butler? Methinks it might've been that Reaper fellow...constantly talking about death and such...)
>>4026156
Well, you could be a hijra, a sworn virgin, a quariwarmi, a ninauposkitzipxpe...
>G: Hey, did you know that tomatoes aren't vegetables?
>M: Why do you think Bob never told his coworkers?
>G: Well Michael, Christians have had a complicated relationship with fruits.
[rimshot]
>>4026160
>Fyxe comes home in her underwear
Can this happen during every HG?
>>4026125
Yes. It is probably not the best time fro that.
>>4026166
I do not have them with me at the moment. Lucifero, fetch.
*as she says this, the two balls go off in different directions*
I have been told that they are unique.
>>4026177
Tweet...
(Has sexual identity gone too far?)
>>4026196
>>4026166
Emotions as a power source are neither particularly viable nor scientific. And as it were I've not got much of that in my life.
>>4026159
One stronger than any other. I know them like family.
...At least, those of Gensokyo.
>>4026196
"FIRMLY GRASP IT!"
>Impales Pickax on hand
>>4026204
Possibly, my child. Embrace your sexuality! Become a ninauposkitzipxpe or whatever!
>>4026159
Hmm, what is the purpose of clothes I wonder.
Huh, beats me. Guess it'll be a mystery forever
>>4026160
Framing you gives you no right to cyber bully me. Mark my words, I will find where you live. You will be slaughtered like the deer you hunt
>>4026179
Hey, that's mean, that's mean!
>>4026195
Rammy, you were playing truth or dare a while ago right?
>>4026188
I really fail to see the difference between underwears and my everyday outfits really, Nick
>>4026222
Tweet!
(One must ask these questions even after death, human! If not, how will we learn the truth?)
>>4026204
>M: Doesn't really matter now. All you are is fucking dead.
>>4026179
Psh whatever. I'm about attention craving.
Not that it matters anyways
>>4026179
No, really, these teeth are natural! They're supposed to be this sharp!
>>4026195
Mine's as unique as it gets. You could really even say it's a part of me, in a way. I even sleep with it. You use two?
>>4026211
Well yeah, I could've guessed that much from the fact that you've got what looks like about two feet of solid metal between us. I was mostly just messin' with you, anyway. It's probably something crazy that I can't even guess, anyway.
>G: I don't think anyone there would want to play Truth.
>>4026229
I was entertaining Makoto with that game. Why?
>>4026264
Yes. Ah. Here they come right now.
>
>>4026240
why would you ever put a bag on that qt face?
>>4026264
And it's best you don't bother. And technically, I'm also standing in the doorway of my house.
>>4026270
I don't have time for these petty games.
![[PV] Reigen (34).png](https://i.imgur.com/oOvbQUO.png "[PV] Reigen (34).png")
>>4026211
Gensokyo? I didn't come here to hear gibberish, I came here to purge evil spirits.
Unless you have citation for this claim you've made, you're better off just keeping quiet and letting the expert do his work.
>>4026226
Wow, aren't you a riot.
I'm referring to that hood and cape you're wearing, obviously. That is the only article of clothing on you that even matches the description of "robes".
>G: Starman, you slut!
>M: What would your unborn child think?
>>4026270
I think I'm too old for this shit...Why would someone watch ponies if you for a meme or a sick fetish?
>>4026281
Read the filename cutie
>>4026274
It was just a little weird to see you playing a game like that..
>>4026292
Tweet!
(No one can resist large mammaries! Especially male mammals!
>>4026292
You a hunter? Hey, I can be your hounddog if you want!
>G: Unfortunately, Eggman-kun fails to live up to his previously impressive performances in the Dynamite Games.
>>4026301
>M: Hey, shut up. We pull the strings. We can make accidents happen.
>>4026274
JEEEZUS! Those things're huge! Are you tryin' to tell me you dual-wield claymores? That's just not even fair!
>>4026285
Eh, I got better things to do than to bother with trying to make friends around here, honestly. I'm just here to survey the place. You live in that tank?
>>4026292
This is the last time I lose a bet.
I miss the squirrel.
>>4026301
H-Hey, you know that's not true.
>>4026270
The hell are you kids doing here? Get the hell out of my graveyard.
>>4026288
What else would death wear?
>>4026292
Why won't those ex-Overwatch agents notice me? Are the terrorist attacks not enough?
>G: Ooh...
>M: Anyone in the mood for salad?
>>4026288
It's where I came from, genius. Almost completely sealed off from the inside world. And as it were, I've got video evidence of my old boss defeating the god of Makai-that's to say "hell" in other terms- in single combat.
>>4026326
Well, it's not like I've got anywhere else I can live, you know?
>>4026303
I find a lot of the things I do here odd.
>>4026292
Why did you let him win, Kurumi?
>>4026326
Everything is fair in a fight. I take it yours is not even a fraction of their size.
>>4026321
You guys watch my little ponies? I should have figured out
>>4026332
Hmm... Yeah.
But really I like this bag, I'm kind of silly like that sometimes.
>>4026341
This must be the most fucked up study group either...
At least everyone has something to teach
>>4026341
Too easy~.
>G: Some surprising teamwork leads to absolutely devastating results at the feast!
>M: I would hate to be in there.
>she jabs the poster below
>>4026371
I said it last time, I will said it again : Beasts don't go to the feast.
>>4026371
I have better ways to spend my time in this arena.
>>4026355
Tweet!
(It consists of a homicidal gunman, a meme, an expert swordsman, a sniper and a busty mammal.)
Tweet.
(It's not too fucked up, in all honesty.)
>>4026371
Tweet...
(Ouch. Savage.)
>>4026373
Ha! You missed!
>>4026371
You smell something burning?
>>4026343
Haha, I feel the same sometimes, but odd is good sometimes, it's nice to mix it up every so often.
>M: We've got some investigators!
>G: Most of the remaining cast is preoccupied with something much more important.
>>4026386
>she jabs the Anon, trying to make him bleed from his stomach
>>4026395
You want me to aim for you? I'm very fast.
>>4026341
Great. Thanks for reminding this is the stuff kids are into these days, thanks team.
>>4026373
Weak
>shoots the jabbed poster
Take off those hands and replace them with guns already
>>4026386
Phew! You saved me anon. I owe you one.
>kisses
>>4026394
What are you saying Bird? I can't talk to you now, the Reaper is teaching me how to behead people. This can come in handy sometimes, you know?
>>4026355
Besides, you of all people should know that men think with their penises so nothing they say or do really means anything.
So, what team did everyone pick ?
>>4026373
I do not believe you hit anything.
>>4026405
I agree. That was a nice odd. Playing that with her.
>>4026424
Team?
>G: Another four bite the dust.
>>4026424
Team Jacob
>>4026342
I get it. Not everybody's lucky enough to have a magic key that leads back home. I dunno what I'd do without that thing. I'm sure wherever you live's pretty far away from here, yeah?
>>4026343
>He shows off a normal-sized katana firmly wrapped on his back.
Like I said, I can't really show it to you, but this is the size.
>>4026371
Good job, man. For some reason all of my kills have been fire-related. Weird, huh?
>>4026408
That name sounds familiar. Didn't I kill that pers...oh. OH.
>>4026424
Talon
>>4026414
I can't, they are stuck to me mister owl.
>>4026426
Oh well, I'll actually try next time, I'm fishing for a blood, maybe the first hook might not get me nothing, but I bet the second one will.
![[Manga] Reigen (230).png](https://i.imgur.com/VixH6I3.png "[Manga] Reigen (230).png")
>>4026334
Don't tell me you actually call yourself death...
You're an adult. You're way too old to be prancing around in your little imagination world.
>>4026342
That doesn't support your claim, and I didn't ask where you live.
>>4026424
>implying i'm not a poorfag and/or american
>>4026424
Team furry tits
>>4026419
Tweet!
(I can only communicate with tweets! I'm like the average teenager!)
>>4026424
trump
>>4026424
>What?
>>4026424
Team AMERICA
>>4026422
Exactly. But I'd have some guys that preferred me to put on a bag or a mask on my head really.
They may think with their dick, but some have very specific tastes....
>>4026424
What teams?
>>4026447
>too poor for a free game
>>4026424
>team
???
>M: Well, what do you expect when you put a whole fucking country into one building?
>>4026408
...Huh?
MYSTIC WW@
>>4026462
I'm too poor to afford an iphone 6
>>4026462
>too poor for a phone that can handle pokemon go
>>4026468
GOD DAMN IIIII-
>>4026448
Best team honestly
>>4026468
Let's have a dancing party guys. I brought some cool swing music, we'll do the skeleton groove!
>>4026471
Rooting for the underdog. But at least you aren't Valor
>>4026471
>Not red.
You had one job.
>G: Bullying doesn't always work out.
>>4026440
How small.
>>4026443
I remember that request you asked of me.
>>4026471
I'm not high enough level for teams yet but I'm going to pick them when I finally reach level 5.
>playing pokeymanz past the age of 13
>>4026444
What, an evil spirit defeating a god isn't enough for you? Eh, whatever...I bet when she decides to finally reveal herself again she'd be happy to prove her reputation.
>>4026440
More like "nonexistent". The tank is where I live, it's where I have for years.
>>4026494
I've always had bad grades at chemistry anyway....
>M: We've hit our final 5!
>>4026503
Says the guy on a Mongolian finger puppet board.
>>4026443
...What? NO. I do NOT look like an owl
>>4026444
I murder people. I hunger for souls. I AM death.
>>4026468
Alright, like what you see? Good. This will be your new home.
>>4026496
Hehe, well, you know what they say, it's not about the size, it's how well you use it.
>>4026505
...Why? There're probably plenty of better places to live. With those skills I'm sure you could afford a nice house.
>>4026503
Don't talk to me or my 3,849,116 pokemon ever again.
>>4026503
>Throws you over a wall to Mexico
>G: DogMom witnesses doggystyle!
>>4026524
>>4026523
>>4026510
>>4026515
You must be 18+ to use this website
>>4026461
Who wouldn't want to rub, scratch, and nuzzle your cute fluffy face!? Dem niggas be weird.
![[GIF] Reigen (1).gif](https://i.imgur.com/PE6UcXY.gif "[GIF] Reigen (1).gif")
>>4026505
And I will exorcise them. That is my job.
>>4026516
>He just holds his forehead and groans.
I don't have time for adults that refuse to grow up. I'm leaving.
Good night.
>>4026522
It's not safe for me to not keep moving, simply put.
>>4026543
Hehehe, you can't put to rest something that was never dead, and every time you try and seal her, she just comes back stronger. Bye.
>M: Move along, nothing to see here.
>>4026536
You're in a thread for people to look at randomly generated text while pretending to be characters. Do you expect anyone to believe you draw the line at Pokemon?
>>4026536
Did you miss the fact that there's an entire board dedicated to just Pokemon called /vp/?
Lurk more newfag.
Is Pokemon Go a meme?
>>4026494
I ran out of ingredients so I cooked it with gunpowder. I hope you like it.
>>4026535
Everyone die for me pls
>>4026536
But anonymous, I love to like stuff you don't like. Your hate fuels me.
>>4026555
D'you have people after you or somethin'?
>>4026535
DogMom witnesses GRANNY Doggystyle
>>4026537
Plenty of people actually, didn't you see the furry hate one hour ago?
Thanks for liking me though.
>>4026543
Goodnight Reigen
>>4026564
It has plenty but for the most part no. IT will make 14 year olds have turf wars though.
>M: It's final 3 time, bitches!
>G: We've got an interesting trio, too.
>>4026564
yes
>>4026496
The one where I asked for blood, or the one where I asked for you to help me?
>>4026516
Oh. Well you look cool.
>>4026426
Hm.. We used to play a lot of games like that back home.
>>4026557
How does it feel to lose, Jack?
>>4026573
I am considered a heretic. Plus, there's that whole "man-eating youkai" thing.
>>4026564
It's free, that's all I know
>>4026557
>>4026597
I wasn't paying attention, what?
>>4026522
Only those who do not have it say that.
>>4026594
The former. I have yet to clean my blades after the walk I had this week.
>>4026596
Hm? There is more of them.
>>4026591
Kurumi really does not like that creature.
Is pokemon a meme?
I'm gonna start ganking people's cell phones when I see them playing pokemon go and call myself Team Rocket.
>>4026600
Good thing you're a woman then, right? Hah.. Ha.. That was a joke. Heretic? 'Cause you don't use magic?
>>4026617
Hey, I'd use a bigger sword if I could, but I'm stuck using this one. It's bound to me, I really can't use another one unless I want to lug around two swords, and that's just uncomfortable in a fight.
Is Hunger Games a meme?
>M: Wait, it wasn't poisoned?
>G: Color me surprised.
>>4026591
>>4026617
Not one bit, not one bit!
>>4026624
Thank you for sharing, we really care about your daily life shenanigans.
have a (You)
How about "full of shit"? Is that a meme?
>>4026624
Me and my friend were having that conversation earlier. Once trading becomes a thing I am sure people will be mugged for them.
>>4026640
No, LF isn't a meme.
>>4026627
My favoring of technology goes directly against the chief religion of the entirety of Gensokyo. So yeah.
>>4026645
Kek
>>4026630
DogMom you better win this
The honor of our kind rests on your shoulders
>>4026629
what isn't a meme at this point?
I don't care to know if [Insert game here] is a meme, I just want (You)s.
>>4026645
Take your meds and go to bed, Hoshi
>G: This game is coming to a close!
http://www.strawpoll.me/10718654
>>4026651
That's going to cost you 78 cents.
>>4026660
Are (You)s a microtransaction now?
>>4026627
I do not really mind. I am just doing what my friend call 'teasing'. Size makes no difference in battle.
>>4026632
Nice to get a confirmation. Just know I do not want you to win.
>asks if pokemon is a meme
>fags forces a new meme (Is ___ meme)
Kill youraelves
>>4026617
Oh! Can I see your blades?
>she gives a big smile.
>>4026591
Damn, he was a stupid one.
I'm surprised he didn't call me out when I didn't undress
>>4026594
Pfft, whatever. Don't patronize me.
>>4026616
Nothing. I was just mocking you like always.
>>4026630
You like? I made that stew with the souls of all the dead tributes. Hey, if you wont finish it, I will.
>>4026656
Tweet!
(Dogmom shall win!)
Is killing myself a new meme?
>>4026665
>now
6101
>>4026667
>kills youraelves
>they like this
>>4026665
Yes. Now fucking pay up, you little shit. I need to feed my family.
>>4026665
(you)s are the official money of 4chan anon.
You can never get enough of them
>G: Reaper has discovered a new passion in cooking.
>>4026669
You can.
>
I do not know why you need the blood though.
>>4026667
Ask dumb shit and you'll get it in return.
>>4026671
Well, work on it Reyes.
>>4026677
>typing captcha in text box
I really need to go to bed
>>4026682
>motorboats those tits
>>4026666
Okay~.
>>4026667
List 9 (nine) memes
>>4026683
Her breasts were too big...
They killed her in the end...
>>4026683
Now reaper goes PIE PIE PIE!
>>4026646
Oh, fuck.
>He rolls his eyes.
For an exorcist, I hate religion. People're way too extreme about it. People can just believe whatever the Hell they want to believe.
>>4026666
Hey, don't you know men're uncomfortable about their size? Joking. Maybe we could fight some time, you seem pretty strong. It's been a while since I've had a good one. Last tough fight I had was against Satan.
>>4026672
Not to be discrediting to the dogmom, but Reaper has this in the bag.
>>4026683
Their goose is what's being cooked, right Reaper?
>M: MOTHERFUCKER
>G: Again?
>>4026683
...
>Tweets in disappointment.
>>4026700
why is hoshi covering up the goods?
>>4026683
God, I'm so tempted to poison these dishes. But my passion for cooking denies it.
I hate myself...
>>4026687
Die already, old man
>>4026617
Haha, yup like drinking games and betting on card games, things like that.
>>4026705
Oooh! Ooh! I have to go, I have to go, I'm needed at the garden!
>Immediately takes off and soars away
>>4026705
>tfw I was the only one that voted for Reaper to win.
>>4026711
Because tits trigger him
>G: Reaper has turned to pacifism and won the game!
>M: Fucking lame.
>>4026711
Because Hoshi ruins everything.
>>4026692
Do you have a licence to do that anon?
>>4026694
>>4026705
>>4026719
Ugh. I was trying not to cost you a victory.
>>4026702
I find that hard to believe. It seems a few wants to fight me.
>>4026716
I do not care for drinking.
>>4026698
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
Hoshi
KK
>>4026725
Congratulation Grim dude!
Thanks for being our host, Dynamite team!
>>4026723
>they're so big they'll swallow his tiny asian benis
>>4026714
Good to see you still have those dreams, Gabriel.
>>4026727
Yes. Bonded and insured
>shows license and badge
>continues motorboating
>>4026702
Yep. Admittedly, considering it's Shinto, trying to drag revolution in through the door is just all the more difficult.
>>4026725
Tweet!
(Congrats, murderous human!)
Tweet!
(Thank you for hosting mammal!)
>>4026736
The angry three inch eggroll
>>4026472
Fuck off kirby. You're literally playing the same character. except now you're tweeting instead of poyo'ing
>>4026725
Congratulations. Thank you for the opportunity.
>>4026725
Congrats, Reaper.
Thanks for the game!
>>4026725
Fakafetai Fāfetai for hosting. Good job, Reaper.
>>4026725
I won through pacifism? Goddammit. I wish I never won at all
Thanks for the games, I guess. Whatever.
>>4026739
It will be a cold day in hell when I DON'T have those dreams. Can't you at least give me your soul? Please...?
>>4026741
Th-These are fake! Don't try to fool me anon! I've my own huge breasts carrying licence, I know how to spot these things
>rips your fake licence.
>G: I hope you had a fun game!
>M: Fuck it. Whatever.
I was curious and checked out the previous games. Terry Hintz, Rika, and Fyxe have competed in all 4 Dynamite Games so far.
>>4026758
>>4026745
mislink.
>>4026733
I know, you've told me before, but you asked so I told you.
>>4026760
So am I allowed to sexual this?
>>4026725
Congrats, then, and thanks for the show.
>>4026770
thanks for hosting m8
Ok first 36.
>>4026775
Yeah, sexual the fuck outta that.
>>4026772
???
>I'm not whoever you're referring to.
>>4026779
Ramlethal Valentine
>>4026779
Nick Wilde
>>4026775
>she's officially 18, so yes
>>4026779
Yukkuri Reimu
>>4026779
Komachi
>>4026770
And I shall compete again if Fate wills it.
Please rig the game for me next time, I need to win...
>>4026779
Team Nice Dynamite
>>4026779
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>4026779
Burd
>>4026766
Maybe when I die. An old soldier's soul isn't worth much anyways Gabriel.
>>4026779
Soldier 76
>>4026779
Miss Trigger
>>4026770
Here's a hint:
I'm glad to participate!
-Terry "The Hintster" Hintz
>>4026779
Starman
>>4026779
Shinjin Succubus
>>4026779
Kurumu Kurono
>>4026770
Congratulations Reaper!
Thank you for hosting Michael and Gavin! Even if I did even worse than 33rd...
>>4026779
FYXE
>>4026779
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>4026779
Terry Hintz
>>4026779
King Kaito
>>4026779
I like straight
>entry
>>4026779
harbl
>>4026779
Grimes Remover Hitler
>>4026779
Rin Okumura
>>4026733
Find what hard to believe? That I fought Satan? Kicked his ass, even.
>>4026742
Eh. You're talking to a guy that got raised by the strongest exorcist around. He was super religious, but.. He pressed it on me so hard, I was kinda turned off by it. Ever met an Atheist Exorcist before? Now y'have.
>>4026779
Dog Mom
>>4026796
BUT SHE'S ALSO THE PURE DO-NOT-SEXUAL SPACE COP
I'M CONFUSED
>>4026779
Mizore Shirayuki
>>4026837
>Is removed
>Can't host anymore since i'm removed.
Welp. nvm guys. cya.
>>4026773
I am just saying this because of that, we can not play any of those games. I have been told I may be good at card games.
>>4026841
That there is a Satan.
Who else likes minecraft?
>>4026685
I need it for the portal.
>she begins to collect blue orbs from the blades, giggling over the amount of blood on it, once she collected enough, she hops back and waves her claws into a big circle, forming a purple portal right behind, filled with other circles and a claw mark.
It's so refreshing to do that!
>she hops close to the lady and wraps her claws around her
Thank you thank you!
>>4026671
What's patronize mean?
>>4026779
Maria and Harusame
