Hunger Games thread
>>3995224
>>3995223
People seem to believe it so I thought it might be true
>>3995254
Well, they're obviously not alive! they're grilled.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/Imaddictedtojojosendhelp/
>If anyone wants to shoot me ideas for Molten Core
>>3995334
>Probably going to skip any old raids for their updated counterparts
I wish I could shitpost myself when I host.
>>3995370
You can never be too safe!
>>3995370
Maybe if your gods are doing their own thing, but it's not too common for good luck to just be handed out with something you can get so easily.
>>3995403
You have to take a risk once in a while, don't you think?
Does Total Drama even have custom events? If not then what's the point?
>>3995416
my gods?
I mean, I can beat them up and stuff, but I don't think I own them
>>3995417
That sounds like something people say right before doing something really stupid in videos.
>>3995400
I can rp as you when you host
>>3995438
No, that's "HOLD MUH BEER AND WATCH THIS!"
>>3995438
Well, you can stay home and do what humans do then.
Like, knitting, I guess
>>3995451
Make sure you're late to the game.
>>3995425
You can...
Beat up your world's gods?
They must be very weak, or you must be very powerful.
>>3995480
It's a combination of both!
I'm Cirno, nobody dares to mess with me
>>3995479
Lemme give it a shot
Rick Grimes
You cucks didn't wait 4 minutes longer for me to get home from work? Swap me in.
>>3995466
Knitting is what old ladies do, not all humans.
>>3995519
But you're even scared of eating grilled eel, I can't think of anything you would do
First 22.
>>3995506
Nobody, huh?
I wonder how poorly the adventurers from my world would fare against you...
I've seen the explosion wizard, but none of the others seem to be here.
>>3995543
The Man in Back
>>3995543
fuck off
>>3995533
I'm really good at doing nothing for long periods of time.
>>3995543
Garth
>>3995543
Eris-sama
>>3995543
Cirno
>>3995544
Trust me, they would not stand a chance!
>>3995541
Yeah, you're right, he's just weird.
>>3995558
So you're a rock?
>>3995555
Nice q-
o-oh, ok
y-you too
>>3995578
No, I'm a human, we've established that.
>>3995543
Nick Wilde
>>3995543
Yukkuri Reimu
>>3995543
Win Butler
>>3995543
Hijiri Byakuren
>>3995601
Then start acting like a human and not like a rock.
http://poal.me/8nwjx9
>>3995543
Eggman-kun
>>3995543
Cantelo
>>3995618
Fine, what should I do fi- Hey, wait wait wait. What would you know about acting human? You're a fairy.
>>3995627
It'd be cooler if it unlocked arena events, so the game got more diverse as it went on
>>3995543
Venus
>female
>>3995543
N. Cortex
>>3995649
But I meet humans all the time, so I know what they do.
>>3995543
Tired doggo
>>3995655
Maybe I should have rephrased.
Defeating Garr will unlock the Core Hound Attack arena event.
Defeating Magmadar will unlock the Lava Surger Attack arena event.
>>3995578
Do you have any friends here?
I'm afraid I don't know very many people.
You're actually the first person I've formally introduced myself to!
>>3995543
Stevie Wonder
>>3995677
That makes much more sense
>>3995690
O-oh yes ofcourse!
Everyone here loves me.
Just say you're my friend and you will have no trouble introducing yourself with the rest
>>3995543
Tired doggo
>>3995690
Keeping a low profile isn't the worst idea I've ever heard. Far from it.
>>3995677
What about Majordormo Executus? You could let the tributes fight one pack of his adds each time. To fail once is to start over at the first pack again?
>>3995543
Vic Viper
>>3995671
Oh yeah? Give me some examples.
>>3995543
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>probably b8, but whatever
>>3995713
That's great!
I need to go address some paperwork following my transfer here, but it was very nice to meet you, Cirno.
>>3995725
Why do you say that?
Most situations turn out far better when you have friends to help you!
>>3995748
Let's see.....
youkai hunting, magic, going to the library. Normal human stuff you know
>>3995543
Lord Beerus
>>3995713
>Loves
>>3995726
That'd take pretty long for just one boss, but I like the idea. I'll definitely consider it if people don't mind it.
>>3995771
goodbye, nice lady
>>3995776
What hunting? I can't say I've ever hunted a "youkai."
>>3995781
>>3995543
Chad Kroeger
>>3995543
Tired doggo
>>3995543
ProJared
5 more tributes that aren't already in, I'll be using this roster
>>3995803
i guess shrine maiden stuff is not normal human stuff.
![LEEMOONYOUNG[9999].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/cRuC3CI.jpg "LEEMOONYOUNG[9999].jpg")
>>3995844
Lee Moon Young
>>3995844
Haiku-chan
>>3995844
I'll be using your ass as training ground.
>>3995844
Ocelot
>>3995771
Nothing wrong with allies, but at least let them take as much credit as possible. Maybe downplay your connection to them if they get too big, publicly at least.
>>3995844
Phil Elverum
>>3995875
Woo!
I actually want this!
>>3995875
Wow, that's a new one.
Let's try it
>>3995875
Take your boring garbage somewhere else, loser
>>3995875
>Using Brant's ofher shitty simulators
>>3995921
Hey now, this could be fun. Take the back seat to someone else just this once.
>>3995921
>I was totally IC guys.
>>3995921
Nice RP.
>>3995845
Nope, I'm not a shrine maiden, fairy, magician, or a youkai. I don't get to play games and eat shaved ice all day.
>>3995940
Fuck your shit newfaggot.
Brantsteele's other piece of crap simulators are never fun.
Someone host over this bastard simulation, fuck your autistic fun. It don't belong here. Someone start a real game.
>>3995973
I....
I feel pretty bad for you
>>3995940
When it crashes and burns I'll host a game
>>3995942
>>3995966
>implying hosting isn't an OOC act itself
>>3995966
Oh shit boys two tired doggos are up for elimination. Who's going out?
>>3995988
Why won't you, nigger?
>>3996014
>>3995966
I for one welcome the Total Drama overlords.
>>3996020
Fucking obvious reply.
But won't change how fucking shit this game is. How shit the other sims are, and how exactly why people don't host for you faggots anymore.
>>3996040
Episode 2 - How long can you stay awake?
>>3996070
People don't host for you because you chase off anyone who tries to do anything different, dumbass.
>>3996062
[Sounds of newfag opinions]
>>3996070
I want a good game for the first time in a week. Your games are good and anyone who says otherwise is a giant pile of shit.
>>3995991
Yeah, check your magical wizard fairy privilege.
>>3996073
The baka, the furry, or one of the two generic anime grills - who's going out tonight?
>>3996101
Remind me. What is the acceptable number of events when hosting a new code?
>>3996112
My what?
Marisa can teach you some magic, I already said that earlier
>>3996121
Not me I hope.
>>3996073
S-superhuman...
Hijiri... Byakuuuuuuuuuu-
>>3996121
I don't know what a marshmallow is, but I really want one!
>>3996121
>>3996073
*yawn* I guess being nocturnal isn't enough...
>>3996121
Haven't had a marshmallow in years, actually not very fond of them either.
>look at streams for pokemon go
>literally all of them are fatasses sitting on their asses popping insences
>>3996136
That wont change the fact I can't sit around, play games, and eat sweets all day. I'll still be a human in the human world.
>>3996097
That's right, they should fuck off. Nobody said this was a homeless shelter. So take your drama island shit and fuck off. This is a fucking joke.
>>3996110
Finding it really hard to find motivation to host, I find the shits in the thread demoralizing and Raven is nowhere to he found. Be good to Seth, motherfuckers, you don't want to kill him too.
>>3996144
I'm sorry, baka fairy!
I would give you my marshmallow, but it's really tasty, and it keeps me from getting out.
>>3996152
>People actually stream Pokémon Go?
>>3996144
The teams are balanced out -- but not for long.
>>3996144
>>3996172
I'm not an idiot, why must you bully me?
>>3996169
I can't change anything about that
>>3996170
Holy shit you're a twat. Sorry your internet forum games aren't going exactly your way.
He's not wrong. All of Brantsteele's other sims are pure garbage.
>>3996175
yes twitch
dot
tv/directory/game/Pok%C3%A9mon%20Go
>>3996180
My god, Fyxe, how'd you get to be that good at dodgeball?
>>3996180
Now this, I can do!
>>3996198
I didn't want to!
I just needed to find out what a marshmallow is!
>>3996204
Yes he's not wrong. Does it mean he has to act like a fucking cunt? No.
>>3996180
It's anyone's guess as to who will be eliminated.
>>3996206
>Color me suprised
>>3996213
>It's not worth buying a new phone for, really.
>>3996220
Well, it has Marsh in it, so it's probably some kind of swamp
>>3996198
Could you just cryogenically freeze me for a few thousand years then unfreeze me when I don't have human responsibilities?
>>3996180
>>3996211
I... I don't know myself really. That might be what you'd call beginner's chance. I'm a real klutz really...
>>3996232
at least there is one person outside streaming it
so it's literally 1 outside
20 on their ass using insences
and 1 on their ass faking GPS location
>>3996242
Ofcourse I could, I do it with frogs all the time and they only shatter half of the time!
>>3996180
>>3996231
Just know I'm ready to host the moment everyone gets bored. You can have your experimental game
>>3996231
Uh oh, looks like all the campers except for 2 were eliminated!
Here's what I think:
These threads can sometimes go for hours without anyone to step up to host. If you don't want to keep up with the Total Drama game, just keep RPing while it's going on. It's not doing anything to take away from the thread.
>>3996232
But it wasn't!
It was some sort of tasty sugary white blob thing.
Maybe it's some kind of candy?
>>3996259
O-Oh, never mind, I think I'll pass if that's the case.
>>3996268
fuck off, we're having fun
>>3996270
fucker dont skip ahead the game is fun
>>3996268
District 3 best district....
>>3996255
>I guess it's just harder to stream on a mobile device, plus, you can't know if you have a steady signal outside.
>But it kinda goes against the intension of the game
>>3996273
If it's some candy, I want some.
>>3996277
Really?
Well, don't waste my time like this, be sure next time!
>>3996270
Hilarious.
>>3996272
That's a good idea in theory. In practice, half these autists can't ignore a single ava they don't like, much less a whole game.
>>3996288
>>3996268
What are the odds?
>>3996272
>Hunger Games Avatars
>No game
>Have time to host
>"Oh, I know! I'll host a Total Drama game with my time instead of the game this community was based off of!"
>>3996200
Call me whatever the fuck you want. These sims are bullshit. We don't need more dead boring ass games to prove how fucking meaningless this is. This isn't anything new, this is just some autist thinking he's some amazing inventor of this idea of hosting other sims. It's fucking bullshit, has never worked, and it's sad as fuck.
Sorry you're a newshit who can't tell shit from soup. Go eat a dick. Where are the avas fagging to this hot ass game? There fucking isn't, get this shit out of my face.
>>3996270
the arcade fire guy won who gives a shit i need to go jack off
>>3996270
O-oh!
I'm normally not great at camping, Shou always has to help me...
I hope I win though!
>>3996292
If I get one right now, I'll give half to you.
>>3996312
>Call me whatever the fuck you want
Okay, angel food.
>>3996292
Well how was I supposed to know that you end up shattering the things you freeze half of the time!?
>>3996272
Good fucking idea.
How about we all stop jerking around and do as I fucking say?
I can have good ideas too, twat.
How many events are generally acceptable in each category?
>>3996325
promise?
>>3996312
Well good job, you chased off another host. I hope you'll be content when it's down to you and maybe 2 other guys. At least there'll be none of those dreaded NEWFAGS ruining your precious RP chat.
>>3996320
>>3996325
>>3996348
No marshmallow...
>>3996356
>host
He's not a host, he's just posting slides from something that's not HG.
>>3996336
It's not that bad, there a 0% chance that the ice shatters 50% of the time
>>3996370
>>3996282
>>3996284
Say that with your faces and not your anonymous agenda to shill your bullshit game. If you find this bullshit fun, fuck off to a place that panders to your grade of "fun", cause it's autistic as fuck and I will remind you fucks each time the bar lowers in this godforsaken community.
Anyone up for making /tdi/?
YOUR CAST FOR TOTAL DRAMA ACTION
>>3996306
There is no hasard Nick.
It was destiny
BLOODBATH
>>3996282
We. Uh huh, sure, two guys. Even the host got bored
>>3996320
You tried man. I'll take over from here
>>3996339
Hoshi, it's over, now drop it like the adult you are, or at least the one you pretend to be
>>3996394
>only one tired doggo
Dropped
>>3996390
ok
it's fun
>>3996397
But he doesn't pretend to be an adult, he pretends to be a 14 year old girl, though he's better at it when he's ooc
>>3996397
Let's go!
>>3996377
That doesn't even make sense. You just said that they shatter half the time.
>>3996418
>Fucking
>Kek
>>3996390
Your boobs are fun too :^)
>>3996356
That's right, get the fuck out, you shit cancers and stop embarrassing the threads. Just pull the fucking life support don't fucking come back until you actually have something worth a shit because you obviously think we're as autistic as you are and eat this shit up like it's fucking candy.
No.
If nobody says it, I fucking will. This is bullshit and people like you should kill yourselves.
>>3996420
It does, I only tried to make it sound less scary
>>3996390
Everyone who doesn't have his head way up their own can see you got good ideas. The real issue here that you cover them with your own fecal matter in the form of aggresive fingerpointing all the time: Ego - Either by your doing or the mechanics of a literall who, discussions usually end with a mutual ''no u'' shitflinging.
>>3996397
>first to go in Big Brother
>first to go in Total Drama
>first to die in Hunger Games
holy shit Chad is not having a good day
>>3996397
I'm telling you, it was one of those Taoists!
They're hunting me!
>>3996389
Shhh....
I know, I'm really sad too.
>>3996438
With that 0% thing you just said that they don't shatter half of the time even though just prior to that you said they do. So which is it?
>>3996449
>yfw Chad wins 5 games in a row tomorrow
>>3996437
This is just comical now. You're so angry it's kinda cute.
I can feel the tremors from your hands shaking in rage as you type.
>>3996455
Maybe next time.
>>3996458
S-shut up, you're confusing me!
>>3996386
Why the fuck should I accept other udeas when they're comeplete horseshit?
>>3996397
Fuck you, you have no cred. You are unable to produce anything worth giving a shit about in these threads. You and every other motherfucker who has to kill standards to feel better about themselves.
>>3996437
Hey Hoshi since you're the best at HG and whatever else how many events should I have in each category?
>>3996475
No, you're the only one confusing anyone here with your contradictory statements!
>>3996493
my head hurts
DAY 1
>>3996482
At least I host. Can you say that anymore? No, no you can't
>>3996503
This is no one's fault but your own!
>>3996482
You call others autistic, but you're the only one showing signs of autism. I have no clue how a functioning human being can get this upset over his precious forum RP games.
>>3996448
Eat shit, star cunt.
I find shitting on these autists fun. Now respect my fun and suck my cock.
>>3996486
Depends on the scale of your game.
How many events do you have in mind total?
>>3996461
I can feel the mediocrity and shit dripping off of these newfaggot games. I'm pointing them out, just like you.
>>3996475
With how everyone is acting, I don't think there's gonna be a next time.
Maybe we can ask someone from outside the barrier for marshmallows?
>>3996517
That's really ok, Cirno!
I can get my own food, and I'm not really a fan of frog legs...
>>3996517
I'll be taking these glasses
>>3996526
It'll be a one-off game. I'll probably never host it again, it's a special occasion.
>>3996526
Careful what you wish for, you German piece of trash. I'll suck your meaty Stahlhelm dry.
>>3996517
Mhh... Something that ruins everything it touches in 6 words... Do you have an idea Garth?
>>3996517
>>3996531
We couldn't get marshmellows but atleast we got lunch
Maybe they have mashmellows here.
>>3996519
It's your fault for confusing me
>>3996526
I have to commend you for actually managing to be more annoying than the character you RP as. That takes some serious effort.
>>3996553
No, it's your fault for being horrible with numbers and not knowing how percentages work!
I felt like participating in the threads today, but not after seeing that Hoshi is losing it over nothing again. Blah blah blah blah look at me everyone! Come to my board because I won't ruin your threads with my sperging! Dumb cunt.
F 'em
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xUan3UxivHs
>>3996553
I dunno, I think it was too candy-like to be served at a dinner place.
Maybe we can find a confectionary or some sort of candy shop though!
>>3996580
If you're not participating, you let him win.
Just ignore him and have fun, it's not that difficult.
>>3996525
That's right, come into a community be complete shit, convince others they're allowed to be complete shit, show off how much you don't give a fuck while injecting your poison and absolutely kill whatever legitimate thing of value we have here. That's your game, the fuck does it matter to you who cares? Fucking get out if you don't.
>>3996580
Say that with your fucking face and not your anonymous shit agenda.
>>3996517
>>3996545
Afraid not. The only thing I can think of is three letters, and the other only thing I can think of doesn't ruin everything it touches.
>>3996600
triple dubs speak the truth
>>3996579
Stop blaming me!
>>3996591
Let's find one
I was going to participate in the Games today but realized it was a Drama Island Game. It's not fun at all and it just makes me sadder that we've reached this point. I'm leaving the community, I'm drinking bleach and all of you should feel bad because I posted this right before my implied suicide.
>>3996622
Second pair of triple dubs confirm the truth
>>3996625
Then make up your mind on my odds of dying!
>>3996635
OK totally-not-Asukafag
NIGHT 1
>>3996647
If you don't stop, I'll make the odds 100%
>>3996662
Is that a threat?
>New Vegas
That was honestly the game I wanted the least.
Already pirated it, I have no idea why it was still on my wishlist...Oh well, it's the thought that counts.
>>3996633
Het you fucking anonymous shithead. It wasn't a question and I don't give two shits about your observations.
One off things have festered to become the norm and eventually take over. I'm saying it fucking now. There will be a day when the community actually rejects the game. Mark my fucking words, nothing I've said haven't come true about this stinking community.
>>3996675
it is!
>>3996616
Is (you) what you were thinking of?
>grins
Well, let's drop the crosspuzzle for now...
>>3996660
Beerus stop! You're the god of destruction... You can't create for shit. Let someone with real musical talent playing, GOD PLEASE.
>>3996660
rip Nick
Went savage because it was in his DNA
>>3996660
Whelp, that was fun while it lasted. I guess.
>>3996685
Don't make me call the police on a little girl...
>>3996625
I hope there is one.
If not, we're going to have to bother other people to see if they can lead us to any.
>>3996660
Is it a Taoist gnome!?
>>3996703
>>3996696
Dont worry, Nick
Cantelo is pro-Zootopia
>>3996660
The word I was thinking of was joy, but that's not something that needs to be explained right now. I'm no good at crosswords anyways. I'm more renowned for my artistry.
>>3996680
Dude, the only rejecting games right now is you.
>>3996660
[Has to comment on how fun the game is because it actually isn't fun]
[The newfaggot management said I had to use thenword "fun" at least two times in my posts whenever I reply]
>mfw this thread
Well well well, what's going on here ?
Oh wait I don't care, because I got something way more interesting to announce.
>>3996539
If you only host it one time only enter the best of your bests ideas. Don't count on that RNG to make something great if you have too much events entered just for one game.
Pick your bests events and only enter them.
DAY 2
The furry was driven mad by their friend dying
>>3996721
Oh Well, that's a first one for me. Joy ruining everything? Because anything that comes after, is a letdown?
We may not have solven this puzzle, but it made us think at least...
>>3996760
Yay! Someone with good ideas that isn't toxic!
>>3996727
I reject these shit fuck games because they aren't HG and aren't even good.
Understand and address the context of my post, you goddamn retard, not the first "no u" zinger you can type up with your week old newfag fingers.
>>3996699
The police can't unfreeze you!
>>3996700
I'm sure there are some around, there just has to be
>>3996760
Heya, Sethy! Did you ever make my second winscreen? I'm super excited to see what it could be.
>>3996660
Oh, I guess it's my lucky day.
>>3996763
What? Food's food.
>>3996769
You summed it up pretty well, actually. I've never seen you around though, so I'm surprised you know that much about it. I stay away from the stuff. I prefer my art.
>>3996763
JUSTICE FOR NICK!!
>goes berserk
>>3996790
But they'll arrest you for murder, you murderer!
>>3996763
Ah, fresh snow, how I have missed you
>>3996805
I'll just freeze them as well
>>3996790
If you freeze that poor anon, I won't share with you...
You have to be nice to humans, even if you are stronger.
>>3996801
Y-Yeah! Kill that guy! Um, Fyxe, you ok?
F 'em
>>3996760
Is the announcement that you're hosting next? Because I would welcome it
>>3996800
I'm pretty new here, but knowledge can be found anywhere... So before coming here, I learned about all this stuff at home...
What kind of things do you create by the way? You seems really pasionnate about it.
>>3996760
I am listening.
>>3996827
Fine fine.... But I only do it for the marshmellow candy you promised.
>>3996825
I'll just tell them to wear a jacket when they arrive.
>>3996834
>heel face turn in mere 2 seconds
Nick? You aren't dead?
Oh hum... Instincts kicking in again sorry. I'm sure it happens to you too, once in a while...
>>3996853
>>3996854
just run before I change my mind
>>3996850
>kissu
>>3996794
I got pretty busy and didn't find yet a good idea to make the two-times winner winscreen feels different enough than what the normal winscreen usually is.
But I'll find something.
In the meantime, calling dibs to host after this game, so that way I can make place for my announcement.
>>3996839
Hosting the game first and then I'll post the announcement.
It's awfully quiet for PrimeTime though, guess I'm gonna have to wake up the masses.
NIGHT 2
>>3996903
No problem, take your time! I'll be happy with whatever you decide, but I'm ultra-pumped to see it!
>>3996842
I'm a wandering pornographer. I draw pictures of sexy women and I sell them to people. There's quite the fortune to be had in the business, you know, especially when there's no competition anywhere in Olathe.
>>3996904
You wouldn't want in my room anyways. It's pretty bland.
>>3996904
I did not invite you over
>>3996889
>Calls 911
Um, yes, hello police? I have a little girl here threatening to murder me because she doesn't understand how percentages work. Be sure to wear heavy winter wear as she will probably try to freeze you.
>>3996892
I will ask you to cease this.
>>3996904
>>3996942
Sorry, you and Mokou look so similar
>>3996946
its a beautiful nigth isnt it HG?
>>3996904
G-Gnomes!
Burn that shit Reimu!! Yes like that... Keept it that why while I'm... hiding in the oven....
>>3996933
Oh, Okay I didn't except that at all....
Did you came her to find more females to draw?
>>3996958
We look nothing alike
