>>3993341
No, Cirno! There's always so much more to live for! Good thing Raven was there.. Watch her for me, would you?
Somebody threw a trumpet into the laundry machine?! Who's the dummy that did that??
That's the second time Eris has done that! Pretty great ship you've got there, huh?
Who knew Sips was good at playing bass?
Aw, stop bullying Illya! She didn't do anything to you guys, c'mon. Could it be that Meira is planning on replacing her arm with a blaster? That'd be cool!
Hang on, is this a slide of peace? Oh, no, there we go. Thanks, frozen lakes!
>>3993386
I need to come up with the best one.
>>3993371
Watch me Mom, I'll be the winner of this game
I want to violently rape Muffet
>>3993386
Trent wants to fuck Nova like an animal.
>>3993386
Oh, thanks
>>3993341
Note to self: Do not teleport into a mob of people
>>3993386
Is killing these people the answer...?
Oh what am I saying, of course it is. Only a lunatic would think that.
>>3993386
Don't be foolish, I'd be mad to not deny her of such an advantage.
>>3993386
So now I'm some kind of Space cop?
Hey, If SaveTheWorld was here, she could give me one tip or two about that.
>>3993430
>img
>>3993408
Let's see what you're made of.
>>3993386
What's the matter with you? You don't even have any quarters!
>>3993327
You're a confident one. Unfortunately, I think you'd find that to be easier said than done.
>>3993341
I've always wanted a phaser. Better set it to "kill".
>>3993448
>>3993418
I just wanted to try it out
>>3993440
60% of water.
>>3993434
Not gonna lie, that sounds alot better than being an actual cop.
Hello everyone! How are you doing tonight?
>>3993386
We lost The Lunatic Fridge, Rivers Cuomo, The Joy, Nina, Shinjin Succubus, and the Crimson Demon. Just try a little bit harder next time, and you'll definitely make it to the top!
I think Trent must have a thing for YouTubers! H-Hey, put that away!
Uh oh, things're looking eerie for Meira. Watch your back, she looks strong!
Good job, Ocelot! Prove yourself to your mom! I believe in you!
Eris, no! That ship was so cool, it took you into hyperspace twice! Oh well, you'll have to make do without it. Good thing Nova was there.
None of those outcomes sound very good for Zero.
Hey! You can't just leave Hug Dog like that! She doesn't know how to take care of herself!
Peace already?! At least, I think it was peace. There're more fatals than nonfatals, AND death rate is on high! This is crazy!
>>3993481
It was just a warmup, I can do better
>>3993481
You can thank me any time now, Robotman
>>3993448
Probably because I'm one of if not the smartest kids there was in all of New Eden before they tried too arrest AND expel me.
>>3993469
>fingers butt
>>3993481
This is pretty nice so far! you're paying
>>3993469
>>3993481
This...isn't my sort of thing, but it's not unpleasant.
>>3993467
Forty percent wiseass
>>3993469
Yeah I mean, taking bribes from aliens seems a lot cooler than the regular thing. And I don't only mean money~
How are you Nick, anyway. Good?
>>3993481
Mhh... well no apprently I won't get corrupt any time soon.
That's sucks
>>3993470
Feeling dead as always.
>>3993481
Degenerate, I want you to do me a favor. I want you to get off your ass, grab my gun and shoot me with it.
>>3993466
Think of somebody you don't like and ask them to try it for you. Unless you really want to go through with it, then I won't get in your way again.
>>3993481
And then he woke up from his dream. Or me from a nightmare.
>>3993502
I wouldn't think somebody as apparently smart as you would pick fights with strangers of unknown ability.
>>3993470
Hello Magolor.
I'm doing good, what about you?
>>3993530
I got you on this one
>>3993537
Good to know...
>>3993481
Elly and the frog both wanna win this one, but for obvious reason's, my money's on Elly.
Zero goes through a real dilemma, but I don't see that it matters! Girls can love girls, too, y'know.
Cirno MIGHT be getting a bit out of her league here, but we'll see how this ends.
Aw, Ocelot had a really big chance, but I don't see him getting out of this one. You tried, at least!
Eris comes across her old enemy: android duplicates!
Former champion EHG showing no mercy at all, and Sips following suit! Two really good contenders to win, here! Sips must be feeling pretty mad at Trent right about now.
Good thinking, Illya! Get back at Vic for stealing your blaster!
Raiden, your translator broke AGAIN? That's twice in the same game! You'd better get to fixing that really quick!
>>3993539
Geez, alright then.
But there's nobody I don't like.
Except for the people who don't like me
>>3993541
I'm doing fine! Just waiting for a new game!
>>3993556
I'm really strong, they're made of steel!
>>3993556
I really shouldn't tempt fate.
>>3993556
The armor was literally the last thing that I needed to upgrade
>>3993556
You're certainly kinder this time Shizuo... I guess we can make a truce now.
>>3993567
Life as a whole Magolor
Waiting for the next game... again and again.
>>3993587
Yeah, heh.
>>3993506
>>3993523
(gud memes. is nice :^)
>>3993532
Just another day on patrol, nothing suspicious going on either. In other words, a slow day.
>>3993556
>Michael, where are our Nice Dynamite shirts? All I see are these weird green suits.
>What's with these rings? They look fucking dumb.
>It won't hurt to try them on.
>Are you retarded? They probably don't even fit.
>Oh come on, just try with me.
>Fine, if it'll shut you up.
>>3993556
We lost Ocelot, Osamu, Hug Dog, Terry, and Vic today. You guys tried, at least! Good luck next time!
E-EHG! What are you doing?! Jump in and help them! I don't like that face you've got..
Phew, looks like The Man in Back's ship upgrades were worth it after all.
Meira's getting back on her feet after her crushing defeat at bloodbath, good luck!
Here we go, an ambush! And this one's.. Successful?! No way! Good job, you guys. Sorry it had to end like that for you though, Elly. At least you probably fought well!
Byakuren! That's not for eating!
Eris is trying to win by any means necessary, she has a rivalry to tie!
Sips is just absolutely ruthless this time around, no room for mercy.
>>3993539
Pffft on Pandora you just fight anyone cause ya can.
>>3993556
Hey that took a good while to make you know!
>>3993481
I don't need any baseless "fortunes" to decide my fate for me, the only person who can change my own fate is me.
>>3993556
You, me, I don't care what you're hiding underneath you will be a part of my slaughtering grounds.
>>3993554
I feel quite starved as well.
Tell me, talking ball, do you have a soul?
>>3993556
You're a dirty omnic, aren't you?
I fucking knew it. Its time to end the second renaissance, machine scum
>>3993627
Are we really wasting our time with toads and children? Whatever. More fuel for me.
>>3993627
I must be unpracticed or...feeling "off" today.
>>3993627
>killing and eating a fox
I...think my mother is calling me.
>>3993627
This baby is built like me. Throw whatever you want at it, bounces right off.
Hey guys, pizza's here.
>>3993607
Being a cop feels like a very paradoxal job.
I mean, your job is to protect peace... So a day without problem is considered good... but if there are not problem to deal with it's just boring and you feel useless...
I prefer a more simple job..
>>3993627
YOU EAT DOGS!!!?
...
Well, yeah people say I'm tasty, but that's not meant to be taken literally you goof!!
>>3993627
Did Illya just witness the making of Superman? You'd better remember that!
Looks like Team Nice Dynamite has a new guest for their next Let's Play!
Looks like Team Eris and Team EHG are at it again, and meanwhile, never underestimate the trumpet, ever!
I think we have a new rivalry on our hands guys, Trent versus the YouTubers? Who's gonna win this one, I wonder!
Hey, at least your life isn't THAT bad anymore, you got a really good time on the run!
>>3993676
Here's a hint:
The Hint Lord really likes pizza.
-Terry "Hint Lord" Hintz
>>3993700
I'm going to put all my time and effort to find out how you cheated
>>3993561
Hey, I was just checking. I mean, it did say "suicide booth" in big red letters. Kinda tough to miss.
>>3993628
Look around...what's your name? Whatever it is, we're not on Pandora.
>>3993649
You could say that...
6250 posts to go
>>3993676
Is it free?
I don't want to be fooled another time.
>>3993710
I sure hope you do.
>>3993720
I saw that, I just wanted to try what dying feels like
>>3993700
Not always about who wins the race, but not bad, kid.
>>3993676
O-oh! Pizza!
Don't mind if I do!
>>3993740
Here's another hint:
I don't think that's pizza.
-Scary Terry
>>3993740
On second thought.... Never mind, I'm sure that can't be healthy.
>>3993700
Five shots this time! Elly, the toad, Jean, Fyxe, and Shizuo! Hey, to make it this far is pretty good, so don't feel too bad!
Well, there goes one of the YouTubers. I can't help but feel like Trent had something to do with that crash landing..
Reaper going to the side of the light? Is this some kind of reformation?
Raiden creates a robot, which then proceeds to kill someone just underneath. I think we can count that as a kill for Raiden, why not?
Raven! That's not very classy, and besides, you're supposed to be babysitting Cirno, not terrorizing innocent people!
>Someone screencap that Cirno event, I'm dying.
>>3993700
Huh, I never knew there are cyborg ninjas that aren't wastes of space. You lookin for work?
>>3993724
Yeah, neat, whatever.
Now drop dead, will you? I want that soul and I want it now.
>>3993780
Cirno....
>>3993780
Why was this slimy slug in my hair, eww.
>>3993700
Why don't you all just sit still and die? There's no point in resisting, I'll find some way to kill you one way or another.
>>3993780
One down, three to go.
>>3993796
BAAAAKA
>>3993780
>
>>3993780
Ugh, fine, Jack. Lets play things your way.
I want to see how quickly I fail.
>>3993802
>>3993796
>>3993780
>>3993780
Kay
>>3993795
>>3993802
>>3993816
Stop looking at me like that, it's creeping me out
>>3993746
Why the heck would you want that, Cirno?
>>3993780
I gave peace a chance. It didn't work.
>>3993780
Really?
>Goddammit Cirno
>>3993791
Ok, three things;
First off; no.
Second; You can't die here.
And third; It'd probably just end up killing you.
>>3993780
>>3993796
>>3993816
>>3993820
>>3993823
>>3993833
>>3993860
Is it because of that slimy bug in my hair?
I don't know how it got there
>>3993847
Some people say it's the only way to see Shorty, so I had to try it
ICE COLD MAN ICE COLD
>>3993780
A lot of mercy and life sparing this slide, thankfully! Can't we all just get along?
Looks like Raven's regretting killing all of those people.
I can't help but feel like your life is only getting progressively worse, pop can man. Sorry about that..
The Man in Back and V Lila F both win their fights without killing anyone, good for you guys!
Meira? I never would've guessed she was the type. Maybe she's mad over losing an arm.
Eris has dealt with a LOT of hyperspace. Maybe that means something?
>>3993878
>>3993891
first ugly slugs, now this?
Today isn't my day
>>3993876
You're more dense than Marx.
>>3993876
Then that would mean we were all dead at one point, but have come back to life. I don't think I buy that.
>>3993891
Hmm...I really should have searched for artifacts before blowing the ship up...
>>3993891
It's more a desire for power, and my title's hardly friendly.
>>3993891
You better hope that I don't make you regret that decision.
>>3993915
Well duh, marks aren't that heavy to begin with, you draw them on paper and they basically don't weight anything.
>>3993931
It's not a big deal, as a fairy, I always come back.
>>3993891
Only two deaths, Nova and Kaede! Looks like we're getting into the stronger people. Not to say you two aren't strong, of course!
Well, it's official, guys. Sips is the antagonist of this story, so everybody team up to take him down as soon as possible!
Hey, pop can man.. Don't resort to drug dealing, okay? Things will always get better, I promise! I believe in you!
Looks like another brain slug mishap. We really should get some protection from those things.
Meira! Just because you lost your arm doesn't mean you need to cut off other peoples' too! Have a heart!
Reaper, what're you doing?! That's immoral! Stop it!
Looks like after two translator malfunctions, Raiden has learned how to speak trumpet.
>>3993947
What a baka.
>>3993968
>DEATH cums
>>3993968
Why! You're a monster!
>>3993978
You're just jealous of how amazing I am. I bet you have like, 16 pictures of me to motivate you everyday
>>3993947
Not "Marks"!
"Marx"! With an " X"!
>>3993968
She's a fairy, it'll grow back.
>>3993968
Is this really all you got? I could do this alone, and with my eyes closed.
>>3993968
It's great stress relief. Also target practice which is always good too.
>>3994004
But that's not how you spell it.
>>3994005
It sitll hurts, you know!
>>3993860
Trust me, I know all about that 'immortality' curse that plagues here. You have no idea how much I hate it.
And your soul can't kill what's already dead...Wait a moment, did I hear right? Did you say 'No'?
>>3993968
Yes, perfect. I know this'll piss them off. I want to feel Doc, Jack's, and the Gorilla's resentment for me...
>>3993947
What if you don't? That looked like a pretty heavy-duty suicide booth.
>>3993968
A protocol droid? Gee, looks like bad news for Cyborg...
>>3993999
I wouldn't say to motivate me, but I'm not opposed to looking at pictures of a cute fairy.
>>3993968
Raven's decided to live her life in a cabin in the mountains, free from her past crimes. That's a good idea, Raven.
Woah! Did Gaige's creations just turn on her? That's insane!
Hold on, red lantern, green lantern.. Which is it, Meira?
Why would you give Reaper a weapon like that?! Everyone's doomed, now!
Is this a new pair we're seeing? Raiden and EHG have been two prominent fighters.. We'll see what comes from this pairing!
Meanwhile, Team Nice Dynamite is getting a little bit affectionate with their trumpet.
>>3994039
Fairies are part of nature, and I see a lot of nature around here. Nothing can hurt me.
But okay, I won't try it.
>>3994047
I knew it: You're also a liar.
>>3994029
Don't bother whining, just feel lucky I let you go.
>>3994069
Well, I have made use of both red and green orbs in my special technique....
>>3994069
I'd never create something so flawed.
>>3994083
What? What did I lie about?
>>3994069
I wasn't kissing it, I was trying to play it! How was I supposed to know it was alive?
I literally cannot stop farting.
>>3993993
Stop it
>>3994069
A lightstick. How hilarious.
>he stomps the lightsaber to pieces
How about sending me an actual gun next time?
>>3994069
Why doesn't anything work today?
>>3994084
I'll show you! When you're not looking, I'll drop that sword of you in the lake, and I'll poke holes in your dress.
>>3994100
You said I don't motivate you, but I'm the best motivater that exists, so you're lying
>>3994123
>pets
>>3994083
Yeah, and I've seen a lot of crap around here that defies nature. Surely you've seen some of it yourself.
>>3994069
A life of solitude...could be worse.
>>3994095
You should've just kicked his ass like on Pandora. That always solves things.
>>3994029
That's not the Marx I'm talking about!
He's a jester!
>>3994031
Yes, "no".
What you think I'm just gonna hand my soul over because you asked so nicely?
>>3994129
But you don't motivate me. Not once have I looked at you and been encouraged to do anything.
>>3994129
A good thing I can swim and sew. And you really shouldn't announce your plans like that.
>>3994123
Ok...
>>3994069
Only Gaige died, this time around. Looks like we really are getting into the creamy crop! I'm excited!
Trent's memories have been erased.. Along with his vendetta towards the YouTubers? We'll see on that one.
Uh-oh. It looks like Raiden and EHG really did make a truce. They're both after Eris!
Reaper, you've got a lot of fans telling you to go both ways, here! Don't go to the dark side, I know you can make a recovery!
Zero, I don't think a strategy like that would've worked, anyway. I mean, look at him! He can probably SMELL poison!
WOAH! Did anybody else know the trumpet could do that? I didn't!
Hang on, stop! Illya isn't for lewding, Illya is for hugging and taking baths with!
Ouch.. Looks like a pair of burglars broke into Raven's house.
>>3994137
You might not see them, but there are atleast 15 other fairies around here pulling pranks on everyone!
>>3994139
He sounds like a stupid person.
>>3994149
Liar Liar, pants on fire!
>>3994158
ha, but how can you sew a wet dress? You will catch a cold before you can even start!
>>3994164
I really deserve one after what I've been through
>>3994164
Oh, for the love o-
>>3994174
I never said I had to do it at the same time.
>>3994135
>murders
>>3994139
What made you think I was asking?
>>3994164
Why wouldn't I join the dark side? The light is for ingrates
>>3994174
I'm not lying, you just aren't all that motivating.
>>3994069
>>3994095
THIS INFERIOR LIFEFORM IS NOT THE CREATOR OF THE DALEKS.
>>3994174
Is that their idea of fun? Flying around and violating the natural order of things?
>>3994164
*checks nose* You're lucky you didn't draw blood. I'd have had to get it back.
>>3994200
well, the moment you would enter the lake , I'd freeze you solid.
>>3994214
You're just messing with me.
Are you?
Are you really telling the truth?
>>3994222
Fairies are part of nature, we make the rules
>>3994164
These alliances and truces are getting insane.. Alright, here's how I see it. Trent is solo, and out to kill all of the YouTubers. Because of that, EHG sees Trent as a large threat, and decides in order to get the advantage, he'll ally himself with Raiden, who in turn allies himself with the YouTubers themselves, all in a plan to take down Trent. Unfortunately, just as the plan was about to succeed, it turned out to be a duplicate! Wow, this is getting pretty interesting..
Meanwhile, Reaper discovers he really does have a heart, pop can man is getting really lucky and turning his life around, Sips gets what was coming to him in a pretty anticlimactic way, and Cirno gets revenge!
>>3994174
Of course he is.
>>3994209
Like I said, you can't kill me here.
>>3994137
Being a smart ass doesn't make you seem anymore interesting.
>>3994230
Stop that, I'm a genius!
>>3994232
You didn't think that; ll work on me, did you ?
>>3994235
Then why bring him up, I don't like to hear about stupid people
>>3994232
Ohh no!!
>>3994229
I've just never seen you say or do anything motivating, I dunno.
>>3994229
....
It's not as if I'm helpless without my sword.
>>3994232
I don't care how strong he is, I don't want that dick as an ally.
>>3994267
I mean, I thought that if someone saw me, they think ''Woah, Cirno is amazing, I'm going to try to be as amazing as she is''
Isn't that enough motivation for people?
>>3994273
Then I'll poke holes in your shoes as well, that way you will have sores all over your feet and you won't be able to walk from the pain
>>3994232
It's the kiss of death!
Don't be fooled IIIya
You only have 2 days left now...
>>3994232
Zero, Meira, Sips and V Lila F, you guys were really close! You're a bunch of strong people, so make sure you join in next time!
Here we go, Eris! She's on a personal war against team EHG, starting with his bodyguard, Raiden! Who's gonna win THIS one?
Reaper decides he's going to take a night to make friends, after Illya declined his offer of love. Maybe if he becomes more sociable, Illya will love him?
EHG gets a robot, and I have a theory that was the same robot that tried to attack The Man in Back! Maybe, maybe..
Raven, how're you gonna get your revenge on Team Nice Dynamite?
>>3994229
You might be able to bend some of them, but I don't think you can go that far.
>>3994232
The light side? Might as well broaden my horizons.
>>3994255
Better than being a dumbass. And no, I'm not referring to you.
>>3994232
I'm now a better father figure than Jack.
Stay safe out there, kid. And kill some mongrels.
>>3994235
I still want to test that out. I have my doubts to if the 'not dying' ability applies to everyone
>>3994310
Close only counts with horseshoes and hand grenades.
>>3994300
I wear sandals. And I can fly.
...Why the hell am I arguing with a fairy?
>>3994260
Clearly...
>>3994321
I'd hardly see why it wouldn't.
>>3994300
That might be enough for some people, but not everyone. I don't see myself becoming an ice fairy any time soon so it doesn't really work for me.
>>3994310
Alright, let's start playing!
>>3994313
They are just pranks, like making people get lost, or making them fall in pitholes.
We're just showing who's boss.
>>3994313
By the way, you're never gonna get us back.
>>3994337
I'm not just a fairy, I'm the best among them!
>>3994340
Yeah, start talking about cool stuff instead.
>>3994342
You don't want to be like me?
Humans are weird
>>3994364
HG has just reached an all time low.
>>3994310
These are some absolutely unexpected developments! Both Team Nice Dynamite AND Trent face their final battles this slide. Poetic?
EHG is only growing his team, adding Illya to his group of guards. It looks like Francesca might even be his secret agent, hired to attack Eris? Interesting.
>>3994371
The greatest fairy is still just a fairy.
>Watermelon in captcha
>>3994371
It's not so much I don't want to and more that I can't. Humans don't have superpowers like you do.
>>3994383
Damn it! You two were supposed to WIN! You can't win if you're dead.
>>3994383
Dammit, just lost both of my noms.
>>3994344
Because watching a lost guy starve in the forest is tons of fun, right?
>>3994365
>>3994383
How were those bees? Did they give you any trouble? Almost makes me regret ordering all of that space honey.
>>3994383
They'll never find me here!
>>3994390
Yeah, but fairies are the best anyways.
>>3994393
Not with that attitude you don't.
You just don't train hard enough, you're just lazy.
Maybe I'll introduce you to Marisa, she's amazed at how strong I am so she'll do me a favour and teach you magic or some stuff
>>3994371
Actually, I gotta go.
Watch where you goin ya fool
>>3994383
Spess Bees are a menace to society
>>3994383
Team Nice Dynamite, Byakuren, and Trent, you will be remembered. You were strong fighters!
Now' let's move on t- OH MY GOODNESS!
It's true! Francesca really was a secret agent the entire time, and.. It looks like Illya defected from her promise in an attempt to save Eris, and was killed because of it!
Meanwhile, the kingpin behind it all, EHG, is upgrading his body. I don't know about you guys, but I sense something huge in the horizon. After all, a team can't win, right? Someone has to turn on someone eventually..
>>3994429
Oh, don't try to take fucking credit for that shit. Bees are unpredictable.
>>3994429
It kinda is, but I do it in my special way.
When humans go flower viewing, I freeze all the flowers, so it gets really cold and they all catch a cold.
>>3994441
Alright them goodbye
>>3994431
Aren't you born with magic or something like that? How could an ordinary human learn to do magic? I can wave my hands around and chant random stuff but that doesn't mean I'm going to shoot out a fire ball.
>>3994429
>>3994455
Nice job fending off that ambush!
>>3994441
Bye, bye!
>>3994455
Called it for IIIya >>3994301
She was doomed.
>>3994455
Please leave my house, close the door behind you
>>3994431
>She sort of guffaws
Good one, it's been a while since I laughed.
>>3994475
I'm born with it, but I had to train really hard to get so strong.
And Marisa is a human, like you, so that won't be a problem.
>>3994492
I-I'm serious, stop mocking me!
>>3994455
Things are looking up for the team. Raiden, Francesca, and EHG stand above them all, having accomplished their goal of killing Eris. Francesca shows that trumpets aren't to be underestimated yet again, and Raiden claims another target.
It truly seems like no one can stop this team.
No one, besides one person.
Cirno is our last hope. Will Team EHG take the victory, or can Cirno pull an impossible victory against all odds?
http://www.strawpoll.me/10708280
>>3994455
My instruments of death cannot be avoided
>>3994461
Yeah, you totally couldn't predict that the bees would get angry at people going in their hive and taking their honey. Completely out of left field.
>>3994464
Now that's just evil. How would you like to have a cold under those circumstances?
>>3994481
Hey, a sneak attack is one thing. Being an idiot around bees is another.
>>3994509
How about you just turn me into a fairy?
>>3994533
>>3994534
...even by me apparently
>>3994533
Oh bou, I can totally feel Cirno winning.
She's sooo gonna win! Rooting for you with all of my heart Cirno!
>winks
>>3994540
But Raven, that is my secret!
I am always cold!
>>3994546
I can't make you a fairy.
It's like asking to turn a chicken into an bowl of noodles
>>3994509
...You were? I suddenly feel like laughing harder.
>>3994540
Aren't you the daughter of some kind of demon god or something? Seems like you should have had an advantage over a fucking trumpet.
>>3994561
You could do that. Cut some chicken up, cook it, throw some noodles in the chicken broth and bam, a bowl of noodles.
>>3994558
Good choice, I always win when I want to.
>>3994564
You're just mean. I'll teach you a lesson or 2 about respecting fairies
>>3994533
I suppose I have to give my blessing to the Ice Fairy.
>>3994577
but bowls don't grow on chicken
>>3994533
I never saw this coming! This is amazing!
Raiden, EHG's most trusted bodyguard, turns on him in the final four! Luckily, Francesca is able to stop the traitor in time and finish him off, punishing him for his betrayal!
Now, EHG and Francesca are left alone to deal with Cirno. Can she do it? Can she defeat the unbeatable Team EHG?
>>3994554
http://img00.deviantart.net/9077/i/2016/127/a/f/reaper_overwatch___video___by_rossdraws-da1ayjy.jpg
http://img07.deviantart.net/8130/i/2016/127/b/7/reaper_by_enigmasystem-da1lga9.png
http://img15.deviantart.net/922d/i/2014/319/2/4/overwatch___reaper_by_gigi_avila-d86iu2u.jpg
>>3994594
Can you say that for certain?
https://desuarchive.org/trash/thread/2565266/#2565471
>>3994598
>>3994581
Look Lady, I'm almost there
>>3994561
Then how'd you like to have a fever any time somebody felt like it?
>>3994575
Hey, it was Eris and Ilya that couldn't handle the instrument. Death and Raiden had to team up to get me.
>>3994580
If you think this is mean, you don't want to see me actually mean, kid. Now focus on the fight.
>>3994610
Yes I can.
stuff likes bowls, cups, pots, you get them from humans
and humans make them from clay.
>>3994625
A fever? I don't want a fever!
>>3994598
Raven, Eris, Illya, The Man in Back, Reaper, pop can man, and Raiden.. All of you died to make this possible! This finale, this final trio! These three will decide it all!
Cirno's blown it! She was trying to gain power to take on the duo, but she pushed herself too hard! Her body couldn't handle it!
Meanwhile, Francesca, EHG's most loyal servant, tries to betray EHG at the last moment, but he'd expected it! He set out a clone, likely to test Francesca's loyalty!
This is it! The final two!
Who will win? The traitor trumpet, or the previous champion, the feared EHG, for two wins in a row?!
>>3994672
THE UNIVERSAL LOVE IS REAL
>>3994558
I KILLED CIRNO
>>3994672
You didn't trust my blessing enough?
>>3994672
Right fucking genius there, m8
>>3994672
>>3994651
I don't have to focus on what you say I have to do, I can do whatever I want!
Like I'm going to drink whatever is inside this rusty needle thingy
>>3994672
We love you, Francesca! Do it for the Dynamite!
>>3994667
Wow, so you can't even make your own bowls, cups, and pots despite your magical powers? What a baaaaka.
>>3994672
>>3994704
I should've expected this.
>>3994672
IT'S OVER!
FRANCESCA HAS TAKEN DOWN THE CHAMPION, THE KINGPIN BEHIND IT ALL, EHG!
She worked her way up his ranks, gained his trust, only to backstab him at the end! Francesca is the ruthless, deserving winner, the queen of the universe!
>>3994692
>>3994694
It's that purple haired with a sword girl's fault, she made me lose focus!
>>3994708
Ofcourse I can... It's just that humans have bigger hands so they can make them in more detail
>>3994734
Congratulations, Francesca!
>>3994692
What did Cirno ever do to you?
>>3994667
Maybe you should think about that before pulling pranks. You might anger the wrong person one day.
>>3994724
You see? I do what I wa-
>falls dead
>>3994603
That some quality images right there.
Thanks m8
>>3994734
A trumpet wins. Why am I not surprised?
Anyways, thanks for the games I guess.
>>3994734
>>3994748
FRANCESCA DOES IT FOR THE DYNAMITE
>>3994737
Wouldn't it be better in your case to make them with smaller hands to they would actually fit in your hands? I can't imagine something made for humans fitting properly in the hands of a little girl like yourself.
>>3994734
>>3994748
Congrats! You did it!
>>3994751
Nothing, but I needed a guinea pig to confirm our little theory from earlier.
>>3994748
Congratulation, music triumpf once again
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lwfAABrahos
Thanks for hosting Makoto, I love your commentaries, you're doing very good!
>>3994753
...Idiot.
>>3994748
Congratulations...inanimate object. And thank you, squirrel.
...I'm gonna go rest now, I think the heat's getting to me.
Give me 10 tributes.
>>3994672
THIS ORGANISM'S FOOLISHNESS IS QUITE THE ACHIEVEMENT.
>>3994788
The Man in Back
>>3994788
Chad Kroeger
>>3994734
That's what happens when you try to mess with a Goddess of fortune!
Hmph.
>>3994737
I guess it's ok, as long as that EHG person doesn't win after being so mean.
>>3994788
Eris-sama?
>>3994748
Thank you for giving us the opportunity to slaughter eachother.
>>3994788
ProJared
Here you go! Congratulations!
>>3994751
I've already done that a few years ago...
I don't want to talk about it.
>>3994748
Cool, that weird shaped mug won!
>>3994764
I-It's just that us fairies are already as busy aas we can get. If we are going to make our own pots and cups, when will we have time to play at the lake? What if the rest wants to play hide and seek but you're busy making pots? That sounds dull, doesn't it?
>>3994784
You're the idiot!
>>3994810
well, thanks again, lady
>>3994788
THE CRIMSON MEMEON
>>3994788
THE DALEKS WILL NOT TAKE ORDERS FORM YOU!
Thanks for playing!
>>3994788
Clayton Bigsby
>>3994838
Thanks for hosting mate
>>3994838
Thanks for hosting, I'll win next time
I need 4 more.
>>3994838
>6th Place
>District 6
>6 Kills
>>3994788
Aylia
>>3994788
Stevie Wonder
>>3994788
COOLPHISTO
>>3994788
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3994838
Thanks for hosting, I wish I could've got in there
>>3994826
Is that all fairies do all day? Play games?
>>3994856
Cirno
>>3994834
>FORM
MY SPEECH IS MALFUNCTIONING!
I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE!
I NEED MEDICAL ASSISTANCE!
>>3994781
From my experience, it tends to be most effective as a result of unintended consequences.
>>3994818
Adequately done, trombone and host.
>>3994826
Then why would you run that risk again?
>>3994756
>>3994781
>>3994784
>>3994812
>>3994846
>>3994853
>>3994882
No problem! Just holler at me if we need another one in about fifteen minutes, I'm gonna go eat something! I'll be happy to host for you guys aaaall day if it means we can be friends!
>>3994838
9 kills for the victor?
Incredible...
Maybe some other Goddess is giving their blessing.
>>3994826
Of course!
Next game, if you're one of the finalists, I'll be sure to give you some extra little luck, alright?
>>3994886
yes
>>3994856
Zero
I don't care if I'm late for this, I will cut my way through.
>>3994866
I smell niggers in here.
WOO LET'S DO THIS FOR REAL THIS TIME
>>3994904
No schooling or anything? No wonder you're so silly.
![神木出雲[001].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/LJonE4h.jpg "神木出雲[001].jpg")
>>3994856
Izumo Kamiki
>>3994895
I can't evade her, doesn't matter what I do.
>>3994903
You're nice to me, so I'll do the same!
Who're you?
>>3994897
Good idea, Makoto.
>>3994917
Oooh shit. Let's go!
>>3994917
[HOUSE EVENTS 1]
Chad is based, while Coolphisto is not.
>>3994897
The only reason I'd call for you is if I was hungry for fried squirrel.
![[030]神木出雲.png](https://i.imgur.com/lE3eSVP.png "[030]神木出雲.png")
>>3994917
>>3994927
On second thought I'm glad I didn't make it...
>>3994925
School? you mean where you lock small humans in a room and make them read all day?
If I want to learn something I just try to find something about it and read that
[NOMINATION VOTING 1]
Some odd choices in the first round. Not sure who's up for elimination.
>>3994960
Alright. What about about a job? How do you pay the bills?
>>3994935
My name is Eris, Goddess of fortune.
And you are, fairy?
>>3994966
Why do I feel like the odd one out here...?
>>3994911
Why is she wearing a flower in her eyesocket?
>>3994966
[NOMINATION CEREMONY 1]
Saving a pug doesn't grant you immunity.
>>3994941
Learn how to crop your crap, you baka.
