>>3991464
Let's keep going!
Hehe, um.. Well, this is kind of embarrassing, guys. It's the sleep deprivation, right?
Eris and EHG decided to put their differences aside! Actually, they crush somebody else with them!
Careful Beerus, Stevie's got a little bit of a dangerous streak so far, might want to watch your back!
H-Hey, who gave Al another weapon?! As if he isn't strong enough already, that's just unfair!
>>3991533
Incorrect.
>>3991533
I just don't care
>>3991493
I'll probably still do it. I'm not a kid, so I won't fall for tricks like that, missy.
>>3991539
Well, I'll try my best to not to have gun while doing that then.
>>3991473
Hum, hello. Please get comfy and watch me win!
Want to beer?
>>3991538
Damn right I will!
>>3991533
If that moistens your boipucci, sure.
And this is where I'll place my fridge to hide the dead bo - the beer in
>>3991502
>Scottish
Do i look like a sheep shagging, alcoholic wife-beater to you, fella?
We Irishmen do not shag sheep. Not sober at any rate.
>>3991533
I don't really speak to them, and they don't start shit in the threads at least.
Life is simply unfair, don't you think?
>>3991538
Not like I can use two weapons. You know I linda lack the second arm to do that.
>>3991533
No, just Hoshi.
>>3991559
It's not like it's my place.
>>3991590
What made you come to that conclusion, brother? I mean it's the truth, but let's hear it!
>>3991513
Eh.
Six out of ten.
>>3991524
No, I'm green.
>>3991590
Not to me, but definitely to many
>>3991617
>Gets into stance
>Points my sword towards Cyborg Genji
Come on!
>>3991538
I'll hit you
>yawns
Eventually... maybe...
>>3991610
I got that spot from you, so the only thing I can do to repay you, is that I act the way you want me to for this one game. Not a problem and it's something new.
>>3991538
Nina, Iida, Mokou and Paulie, you guys really fought well to get as far as you did! Good job!
Hang on! I know I said to ramp up the action, but this is a little bit too much!
Shizuo, that's a mean way to kill somebody! You totally could've made it painless, you jerk! I hope you lose!
Could we have an underdog champion? Ablo is really getting into it! Anybody want to start betting?
I think Al's using that lightsaber, and not for anything good!
TWO speeder escapes in a row?! This is insane! Go, go, you guys!
>>3991617
kys
>>3991627
Ooo, ooo, what about me?
>>3991559
O-oh, alright.
What's your name, then?
If a kiss won't do it, maybe we can be good acquaintances?
>>3991538
Maybe, just this once...
>>3991617
I'm quite well.
Are you planning on participating in any arena matches?
>>3991590
Hmm.... Yes.
>>3991617
Really? Why? Low alcohol tolerance?
That's too bad...
>gulps down the whole bottle.
>>3991610
Take it easy!
>>3991647
..Why would you land on a speeder if you got bloody wings, boy?
>>3991647
I'm starting to think this is just someone trying to mock me now.
>>3991650
Looking at you makes me itchy.
Below average.
>>3991647
Yeah right.... you can't defeat in a regular way so you use cheap ways instead...
>dies
I say Mechro you say mancer!
MECHRO!
>>3991647
>>3991669
Because they're too small to fly without
>yawns
The Power of Flight
>>3991647
Aha, I knew my bike would come in handy!
>>3991693
M-mancer?
>>3991627
>>3991684
I swear ask anyone else. They'll say you're not THAT green.
>>3991693
MANCER!
>>3991653
The name is Al, but that won't change a lot, missy. In here it's every man for himself.
>>3991684
Don't like beards, huh?
>>3991693
FUCKING NIGGERS
>>3991693
CANCER!
Ah-ah, sorry it was too easy.
Hello!
>>3991645
If you say so, if you say so~.
>>3991698
...You got wings and you can't fly without magic? That's like saying that Irishmen that needs a drink first to feel invincible.
>>3991617
What was all that about before, sir...?
>>3991693
Erhm..."mancer"?
>>3991693
What if I say: Keep it down, kid. I don't need another head ache?
>>3991590
>>3991647
Oh! The feast! That's, uh, that thing you're not supposed to go to, right?
Well, it's pretty boring so f- AH! You guys, take that somewhere else! I don't wanna look at that!
Well, at least that Shizuo guy got what was coming to him! Good job, Eris!
Stevie, watch where you're going! You're walking into knives now! This is getting dangerous!
>>3991701
>>3991705
>>3991727
It's time for some Super Robot Violence Fun Times!
>>3991712
>>3991714
>>3991729
You guys suck..
What's good in here?
>>3991704
I'm pretty fucking green.
>>3991711
Just not ugly ones.
>>3991749
...Pardon?
>>3991738
Why did you do that to the black man? He never saw that one coming, you cunt.
>>3991749
>Want to play as the psycho and Gaige
>2K shitters put it behind paywall
I'm pissed desu
See, this is what i'm talking about guys, huh?I mean playing online video games and doing autistic rp on an online image boards, that's not real life. that's keeping people from experiencing real life! This is real! Come dance with us and be real.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZLBZ3eD7wI
>>3991749
That doesn't sound very safe, Miss.
Or fun, for that matter.
>>3991764
One more day closer to Hoshi's inevitable suicide.
>>3991738
Been spending most your life living in the hunger paradise!
>>3991764
Sup' Ocelot.
What's good? Good stuff
>>3991749
Come on it wa a good joke..
>>3991738
I really don't like this game
>>3991767
How is it ugly?
>>3991749
That's a pretty mean thing to say to your elders, kid. Some people would take your head for that.
>>3991639
>the Cyborg Ninja begins to throw shurikens at the Human Genji
>>3991649
>ok
>>3991653
If one shows up, I plan to, but if one doesn't, then I shall just watch.
>>3991655
No.
Wait, why do we hate Baron?
>>3991783
But Hoshi is sweet and kind
>>3991791
I'm doing pretty good even if I'm exhausted.
>>3991793
Does that really need explanation? Just giving my two cents on it, like you asked.
>>3991816
Why do we like baron?
>>3991767
If you says so. Do you rot? Aren't you like...dead or something?
>>3991738
Hey, our first day of peace! That's great, I'm glad you guys can get along for a day, at least.
Eris is taking tips from EHG to beat them at their own game! That's super smart of you!
Meanwhile, I don't think that's a very good idea, Pit. You might be a little bit too sleepy, maybe you should have someone else test that out.
The rest of the tributes decide to relax and watch a bit of podracing. I can't say I blame you, I'd be looking for the first chance to sit back in a place like this, too!
>>3991792
Sorry! Hey, it looks like things are looking up for you, at least!
>>3991768
We're going to have some fun with my little buddy Deathtrap here when the time comes.
>>3991771
I think you just need a little ANARCHY!
>>3991791
It was overrated and out of style.
>>3991800
Ha! For even trying Deathtrap here would perceive you a threat and boy screw the first law!
I want to fuck ______
>>3991844
...Oh. Now why didn't you just say that in the first place, miss...?
>>3991853
probably the goddamn squirrel to be honest.
>>3991821
I would like it! Wouldn't you like me to improve it?
>>3991853
Neppugu
Junko
>>3991853
Midna
>>3991853
furry porn
>>3991839
I mean... I already have divine weapons, so would I really need this?
>>3991853
(You)
>>3991813
Kuso!
>Deflects them all away
Kakugo!
>>3991710
I see...
If you change your mind, I'm always happy to make more friends!
>>3991813
Hopefully we won't have any lulls in activity that are too large, given that we're in a more active timeframe now.
>>3991853
Alma and Maria
>>3991819
A pretty hard day, huh?
Well now you can get comfy...
>>3991853
>>3991877
>>3991839
Fyxe, Beerus, Aikawa and Poopzuo are all out. I'm really proud of all of you for getting so far! But.. Not you, Shizuo. You were a jerk to get there.
Aw, y'know guys, this night is really nice. I'm glad that we could all just get together for an entire night and not fight at all. Sheamus, you okay over there? What? Hmm.. I don't really see any- OH MY GOSH! DON'T LOOK! That's frickin' nasty!
>>3991853
up some hoodlums when the race riot starts
>>3991901
Wasn't really that hard, we went to play outside, it was really hot without any wind
>>3991857
Where's the fun in taking all the suspense outta it?
>>3991908
Alright Stevie, you better win this game, you damn Mole!
>>3991919
Soccer? He,he it's cool. And yeah I know how hot it can be in southern France during summer.
40°C never again
>>3991908
>passes out head-down on the poker table
>>3991908
The Celtic Warrior's got this!
>>3991943
Who needs such things as suspense in a battle?
>>3991908
>
I miss ___
>>3991967
I know who you are and if you jinx this I'll shit on your doorstep, fella.
>>3991908
Stevie, can you even see what you're doing? Hey! You just broke the wing! Agh, this is a disaster..
Al, you're getting way too out of your league! First a lightsaber, then you become a Sith, then an Infinity Stone?! Stop this, you can't handle so much power!
Even while sleepy, Pit looks out for his friends. You're a good person, Pit, but I don't think Ablo is the merciful type!
Close call, Eris! Looks like EHG and Eris have a rivalry at this point. EHG won't stop at anything until they get her!
>>3991978
Those confident in their abilities and looking for some fuuun.
>>3992005
Not feeling like garbage.
>>3992005
Sigma, Even if he's a complete moron.
>>3992009
Then guess, fella.
And before you ask, I'm not Crossfit Jesus or that Lunatic Fridge.
>>3991908
>>3991990
There's worse ways to go.
>>3992027
Confidence is no excuse! That simply means there's room for you to slip up.
>>3991919
You're looking well.
>>3992005
Matoi
>>3992049
I really don't think so, Elly!
>>3992063
M-mooom?!
>>3992049
Whatever you say. Once I start stacking I might not hit the broad side of a barn but DAMN will it hurt.
>>3992021
Al and Byakuren, you were really powerful fighters. To get this far is a huge accomplishment, so good job! Really!
Uh, oh. Ablo's getting ready to do something spectacular, so be on the lookout!
E-Eris, I don't know what you're doing, but isn't it usually the other way around?? No, don't make me think about these things!
Who? Pit? Hm.. I've never heard of them, sorry.
EHG's got the right idea, at least. I'm super interested in this rivalry between EHG and Eris, though! Who d'you guys think is gonna come out on top? Personally, my nuts're on Eris!
>>3992005
Nowi
>>3992109
...Y-you are doing this next for me.
>>3992098
Well.... Take it as a matter of experience from someone who used to call them a punching bag, miss.
>>3992100
So you're saying that instead of being killed instantly by human projectiles, a human would...still be killed instantly?
>>3992128
Good times
>>3992005
>>3992113
Me too...
>>3992128
>>3992098
>Themselves. Ahem.
>>3992144
Not for me....
>>3992109
Peace again, but.. Can you really call this peace? I mean, at this point, Sheamus is just getting bullied! Sorry friend, I'm still rooting for you.
Eris and EHG again! Man, I'm super invested in this relationship between these two. Have they actually made peace, or is this just a clever ploy? Who knows? I'm excited to find out!
>>3992128
Imagine it something like this. I'll probably miss every damn shot I take, but when one finally hits you. It'll be like getting hit by 50 trains.
>>3992128
That sounds...
Quite unpleasant.
Why exactly were you a "punching bag"?
>>3992174
Two black men robbing a white man. Typical.
>>3992099
It is me, my son. Talk to me. Let me hear your voice
>>3992152
Try not trippin out bout everythin next time
>>3992189
>>3992174
I'M BLACK!? NO ONE EVER TOLD ME!
>>3992205
ooga booga where the blind woman at
>>3992193
W-what? You sound very weird today
>>3992205
>>3992174
Only one casualty, and it's Pit! You're crazy strong to have made it this far, so great job!
Here it is! Both Eris and EHG were tested, but only one of them passed. Looks like we've got the winner of that little feud! Maybe she should've kept her blaster?
Meanwhile, Stevie's discovering his, um.. "Dark side?" Final three, regardless!
>>3992230
Weird? In what sense?
>>3992177
I was in a simply wretched mental state at the time, the only times I'd encountered my mistress she was in a very poor mood, she kept throwing me in to trash cans and kicking me down hills, I'd undergone a nasty streak of being sealed by Miss Reimu, for...various unjustified reasons, some of the faceless people had gotten their hands on talismans to mute me. Really, there was many a thing, miss.
>She shifts awkwardly, rubbing her neck as she looks at the ground
>>3992176
I'd imagine the effect would be much the same, then....
>>3992226
I DON'T KNOW, I'M FUCKING BLIND!
>>3992241
I ALREADY KNOW THIS SHIT. EXPLAINS A LOT REALLY
>>3992194
No need to rub it in her face, now. One can be a poor winner, even this long after the fact.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10707285
>>3992241
R-IGGE -
>>3992241
Stevie just got real omg!
He gonna win
>>3992264
You sounded like the Pod created by Strangelove
A-and close that jacket please...
>>3992269
She the one talkin bout bein a speed bag, but I get you
>>3992265
Probably. Hell I start getting a god complex when the anarchy begins flowing.
>>3992280
> a strawpoll to place bets
memories
>>3992265
>sticks a seal on your face
>>3992265
Heavens, that's horrible!
I knew that Yuuka could be temperamental, but that's a bit extreme...
And to be sealed and muted is an experience I know all too well, Elly.
Absolutely terrible...
>>3992241
Alright guys, it's all on the line. Ablo's been powering up for a few days, Stevie just discovered his dark side, and EHG has a brand new blaster. It's pretty even. Now, all we need to do is eat a good meal, and then we c- AW, NO! COME ON, GUYS!
>>3992338
I DID WHAT!? I KNEW THAT MEATLOAF TASTED FUNNY!
>>3992304
I'm sure some of the gods here wouldn't appreciate that...nor are there some who'd be so affected b-
>>3992325
Ah, I'm afraid even now she's much more peaceful than she was in the day...disturbing her rest would be grounds for being smashed clean through the mansion.... But I can't blame her, and she didn't even seem to remember it when I properly confr-
>>3992313
>Sighs silently
>>3992338
I think you need a guide dog Stevie....
Here we have it, guys!
Congrats, EHG! You won your feud with Eris, and you won the game, too! You really earned this one! I'll have that winscreen ready for you in just a second!
>>3992291
You mean I sounded like a program that was designed and built to mimic my every thought and action?
>>3992388
>Claps.
>>3992388
>Offers a thumbs up
Whelp, guys, that's that! Hope you all had fun!
>>3992388
Congratulation EHG.
Thanks for hosting Makoto.
>>3992388
Thanks Vino.
>>3992297
Very well. We'll work on your English later.
>>3992287
>>3992338
Do me a favor: think carefully before you root for me in the future.
>>3992371
Properly what?
Do you need me to deal with this issue, Elly?
I believe this one has likely already used up his three forgiven sins.
>>3992313
Hey!
You cut that out, and remove that seal, now.
God damn it, I always get here when the game is wrapping up.
>>3992395
Yes, you weren't forced to develop the purpose of the Pod, but yes.
Anyway...how's dad doing?
>>3992371
Like I care what some fascist dictator gods you know of. I'll just pump them full or Eridium and then boom!
>>3992388
Thanks for hosting.
>>3992433
Hum, okay Raven.
I should just keep my mouth shut, it's the second time it happens today....
>>3992372
Stevie is just a filler of mine I sometimes reply with cause blind jokes.
>>3992419
>Makes a "so-so" gesture while shrugging with her free hand
>>3992436
>She shakes her head, before pointing at the seal
>>3992458
>She mouths some words silently, before gesturing at a paper talisman stuck to her face
>>3992462
>Flips you
>>3992388
Thanks.
>>3992497
FUCK
>flies into the ground
>>3992441
He makes himself known when it is convenient for him, and of course he sends his love.
>>3992433
I can choose to speak in a more, "proper," manner when necessary.
But man, it just ain't me. Like doin a fake accent.
>>3992517
Dad can love? That's something new
>>3992488
Trying to talk bad about my guns but a little paper talisman can stop you in your tracks. Ha! The irony of it all.
>rips the seal off your face with her robot arm
>>3992497
>>3992516
>Laughs silently
>>3992484
I had a feeling it was you. I think I'm starting to spot you more easily now.
To be honest I like him, he's a cool ava/filler
>>3992462
>Superhuman punches you straight out of the air
You cut this out!
It's not right to randomly pick on people!
>>3992488
>she reaches out without looking and simply pulls the seal off with brute strength
If you would like to hurt him Elly, it seems we're getting assistance.
>>3992497
>>3992516
>steals all of your seals and runs away
>>3992477
Don't feel too badly. Not everybody can kill even when they're not in the game.
>>3992520
But you could choose that every time...I won't lay into you too much for it, though. This is not one of the battles I'm picking to fight right now.
>>3992546
>She gasps loudly, before sighing in relief
Thank you, miss...and holy magic doesn't go so well with me....
>>3992554
Ah! It's greatly appreciated. I suppose we haven't recovered all of them, after all...and Miss Seija is a bit of an, ah...wild card.
>>3992582
Like I was saying. I'll just slag you and that shit's CRAAAZY for boosting damage.
>>3992541
You underestimate the bond he still feels for you. Outside of battle, your father felt more than just Sorrow. Such is the way of those with clinging humanity.
>>3992591
You brought that on yourself, sir.
>>3992608
You really don't know the half of just how powerful some beings here are, miss.
>>3992550
Makes for funny moments, yeah.
>>3992609
If he could stop appearing in my dreams, that would be great
>>3992621
Something something power doesn't matter something something ILL SMACK THE BITCH RIGHT OUT OF YOU!
>>3992591
Me? Giving back those precious items?
Of course! Come here, I'm going to give you those right now.
>>3992572
Mhhh... You're right, I think I'm starting to understand what Jesus meant by "Love your enemies and pray for those who persecute you,"
>>3992626
Do Michael Jackson next time, he's my man
>>3992582
Of course.
Anything for a friend, especially when the perpetrator doesn't even have the nerve to reveal themselves.
>>3992591
Next time, you'll get my 100%.
>>3992641
I don't think It's in my power to convince him to do otherwise. What does he show you?
>>3992657
Nah, I can't just do a random one like that. Stevie is just a blind joke basically. Actual avas I have to spend a decent amount of time really thinking about and shaping.
>>3992554
STANDO POWER
>>3992645
As my mistress put it once..."power is everything", though that's more just her own opinion. And I don't see what you striking me would accomplish at all.
>>3992661
I wonder what that would've done if it was my duplicate body...hm. As it were, I'm rather reluctant to strike out at even the faceless ones, here, for fear of, ah...a "certain someone" finding out.
>>3992673
Ghosts of people I killed, that's not really pleasant
For the love of Christ, someone please host a game.
>>3992695
Wait a second I thought there was a game going on right now
>>3992695
Good point anon, why don't you?
>>3992694
Have you put an end to the killing?
>>3992683
Mmmh... Yeah, and I don't see how you could play MJ unless by namedropping lyrics and doing some pedo jokes.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-DyQ268AFs
>>3992714
Of course not.
>>3992708
Because I always end up having to host and I want to relax and just play for once.
>>3992657
This could be interesting. Care to elaborate?
>>3992645
I don't know who you are, but you need to pipe down.
>>3992689
Who would that be?
If it's someone who's regularly giving you trouble, I can help you deal with them...
>>3992674
I caught you out with less than 20%, anon.
You won't have the chance to try and run at 100.
>>3992687
ORA.
>>3992674
>She grabs said seals on a hand.
Of course, just come here!
Those items aren't going to stay here forever.
>with her other hand, she punches you directly to your face.
>>3992733
Then I should not expect the nightmares end.
>>3992689
It'll knock some sense into you.
>>3992737
Ah hell there are louder people anyways so what crawled up your ass and nested in yer stomach grumpy?
We're waiting for Hoshi to start drunkposting
>>3992741
As it were? One of the same two people everyone seems to have troubles with back in Gensokyo. Thankfully I haven't really ran in to Miss Reimu in some time.
>>3992758
I just want to dream about kitties petting me, like a normal person
>>3992779
He went to bed
>>3992722
Basically, yeah. Gotta have fun with whatever it is if it's gonna be good, and I don't see myself enjoying it much. Requires inspiration!
>>3992774
Saying you need to pipe down is being grumpy? What does your response make you, then?
>>3992798
But you're not a normal person are you? You're an extraordinary person. My favorite person.
>>3992737
I mean, it's pretty obvious.
If bad things happen to the people you root for... just root for your enemies, and love them.
I guess that's why it is said that "God tests those He love the most".
The universal love act in reverse!
Alrighty, sorry that took so long! I was messing around with some stuff and got sidetracked! Here you go!
>>3992828
M-mom...
>>3992806
He's said that a lot and came back to shitpost a half hour later...
>>3992774
Youkai are...far, far more durable than humans, miss, as it were.
>>3992827
An overly excited enthusiast.
>>3992778
Oh, do you now?
You should probably get out of here, before I prove you wrong.
>>3992782
>she visibly shrinks down
Ehehe...
Y-yeah, I believe it'd be for the best if we didn't trouble ourselves with Reimu...
I guess if we really need it, I have no problem hosting again. I'll wait a bit, though, just in case any new hosts show up! I don't have a whole lot to do today, so I'm free to just host a million times in a row if we need. Just say the word.
>>3992884
Thanks Makoto.
>>3992902
Uh-huh! Anything for more friends.
>>3992884
Hurry up
>>3992778
What's wrong? I promised that you'll see those items again.
However, I'm not going to give you those items to a mere weakling like you!
I'll give you an Advice instead, If I were you, I'll try the best to run away right now.
So... see you later!
>Flies away
>>3992833
An interesting interpretation. The bible isn't my speciality, but it can be interesting to hear what people make of it. At least you're not an idiot about it.
>>3992857
Yeah, that's one set of words for it...
>>3992865
You as well...? Even Miss Marisa agreed that she was being unreasonable the first time...all the evidence in the world to suggest it wasn't me who destroyed her shrine, but she still blamed it on me because I was nearby.
...Then again, she's not exactly possessing a reputation to listen to such things, does she?
>>3992845
Is there something you have to say?
>>3992884
Just start already. I want to murder people
>>3992934
>>3992931
N-no, it just feels good to have you back
>>3992922
>>3992934
R-Really? Well, okay, if you guys say so!
Entry coming up, so get ready!
>>3992947
Why not?
>thank ye, senpai
>>3992949
I see.
I love you very much.
>>3992927
Well, I'm not a theologian or anything. I just made my reasoning from the fact that every finalist I've cheered up, ended up losing.
For all I know, It could just be a curse...
>>3992918
Hosting is a good way to make friends. I should try it sometime...
>Have bad night
>Go to sleep sad
>Wake up sad
>Have bad morning
>Go to get a cold can of 7up just to have with my stale bread sandwich
>This happens
>>3992982
T-thank you mom, I love you too
First 36!
The Man in Back
>>3993004
>>3993004
Elly
>>3992990
Go back to sleep Anon, that's the only way to restart your day
>>3993004
Major Ocelot
>>3993004
Gaige
>>3992853
I'm sure getting hit by something like the moon would hurt still.
>>3992927
Got a problem with that?
>>3993004
Raiden
>>3993004
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
>>3993004
Shinjin Succubus
>>3993004
The Lunatic Fridge
>>3993004
Rivers Cuomo
>>3993004
Byakuren Hijiri
>>3993004
N. Cortex
>>3993004
Kaede Nagase
>>3993004
Elh Melizee
>>3993021
I somehow doubt you've the means to do that, miss.
>>3993004
DEATH
>>3993004
Hug Dog
>>3993004
Francesca
>>3993004
Team Nice Dynamite
>>3993004
Eris-sama
>>3993004
THE CRIMSON DEMON
>>3993004
EHG
>>3993004
V Lila F
>>3993004
Terry Hintz
>>3993004
A MOTHERFUCKING TOAD
>>3992989
Anybody can be a theologian, really. Depends on whether they're good or bad. Either way, you've entered into a long-standing tradition of jinxes.
>>3993004
Classy Raven
>>3993004
Vic Viper
>>3993004
The Joy
