HG thread: No furries allowed
>>3983304
You're a real piece of shit but you do make me laugh, Grimey.
Too bad!
>>3983196
Be warned Mio-sama. It was the most fearful thing I've read in a while.
It might cause sudden nausea and other side effects may occur.
>>3983267
I'm an otaku, of course I watch anime, read manga, cosplay and play JRPG's.
I don't think my Japanese nationality has a lot to do with it though.
>>3983304
They're going to show up regardless Grimes. It's like saying now to a storm
>>3983304
But Fyxe is a nice person.
>>3983282
I traded it in for a diamond studded jean jacket! It's pretty cool, and I think lots of people are gonna love seeing me in it!
>>3983291
If that's so then make requirements, but don't apply them to me since I've already been in the position.
>>3983301
There's nothing little about your heart and exuberance, Makoto.
>>3983288
>>3983320
Anyway, time for bed. Have a nice day, Fyxe.
>>3983304
You're pretty yourself there Grimey
I'M THE HERO~!
>>3983304
>car engine roars
>>3983306
I'm fine.
>>3983304
>>3983301 (Makoto)
You probably did catch somethin'...you don't wanna fight this girl anyways, if what they say's true.
>>3983325
Tell her to put some fucking clothes on instead of wearing nothing but underwear all the fucking time THEN she'll maybe be considered a nice person. She'll still be cancer though.
>>3983193
Well, you have a very approachable personality, something which a lot of people lack. You make pretty sweet music tracks and listen to a variety of things I've almost never heard of. I'd say more, but its late here and I'm functioning on water and a very tired brain
>>3983273
So close, anon...
>>3983334
I heard you were about to be spitroasted!
>>3983328
I dunno what that second one means, but thanks.
THIS THREAD IS NOW SHITPOST FREE.
NO SHITPOSTS BEYOND THIS POINT
>>3983304
Fug the rules
>>3983325
Alright. Guess i'll take my cut...uhh..I'll take the sleeves.
>>3983304
snake man
>>3983244
...Who?
Also, who are you?
>>3983264
Alright, alright.
Maids are still nice though, right? I really want to be served by a maid once in my life some day.
>>3983295
That doesn't sound like an honest "sure, yeah". Is something up?
For real.
>>3983301
...
You... need any support, or are you good?
>>3983334
You sure, dude? I'm pretty sure it's uncommon to sit under a roof in the rain...
>>3983030 (Subaru)
What you're not a pimp?
>>3983294 (Germany)
I'm sure it will be fine! See you then!
>>3983323
I know it doesn't, but it helps! Think of how difficult it would be to obtain half the stuff you have know if you were American! Hell, your personality might change drastically if you were anything but Japanese!
>>3983340
Will do!
>>3983320
Fyxe, put some goddamn clothes on you goddamn animal!
>>3983342
I SAID I'M PURE
REEEEE
>>3983334
>Taunting car engine sound
>>3983304
>>3983325
The big irony is that... I kinda like Grimes, he makes me laugh, but he doesn't like, poor me...
Thanks Subaru anyway, I appreciate it.
>>3983328
Sleep well Brian!
>>3983340
I can dress properly, I just don't like it that much...
Hello there, chums! It sure has been a while!
Nighto everyone else. Love you too.
>>3983344
Energy! Enthusiasm! Zest for life! Speaking if these I think energy concepts, I'm dead tired! Goodnight, and you're oje if the biggest souls I've ever met.
>>3983352
You really will fug just about anything, eh?
>>3983369
Don't dress like a whore 42/7 or go do that shit in ERP where it belongs.
>>3983323
It can't be that bad. I bet they only let the best stories to be published in these magazines!
Just let me take a look!
>She starts reading the manga but instantly a confused expression appears on her face
Pirates can do this?
>>3983325
Absolutely not! If someone comes along that wants your position and has the passion to fulfill the things that come with it will,
I'll seriously consider giving them the Vice-President title!
>>3983353
I don't think making MY jean jacket into a vest is very smart. If you really want we can share it. You get it on Monday, Wednesday, and Friday. Hows that sound?
>>3983361
...Did you think I was a pimp?
>>3983377
Hi
>>3983361
>Alright! See jou zhen! AMERIKA!
I'm back, dude! How'd it go?
>>3983377
Yo, dude!
>>3983352
I want to fug you
>>3983363
Why should I put more clothes?
It's a chore to find some that suits me, and it's hard to breath and move with them after anyway
>>3983383
Maybe~
>>3983338
I'm not sick, squirrels can't get sick, didn't you know that?
>Sneeze
Eugh.. Why do you get to fight her, but I don't? That's not fair. We should do it together.
>>3983359
>She shakes her head.
No, I'm okay now. All I need is a place to sleep. I needed support a few days ago, but Kaito was here, so it was fine. How about you?
WE SMELL MEAT.
WE SMELL PAAAAAAAAAARKER
>>3983383
>car engine roars
>>3983387
You know what? we'll just let you have the whole thing and call it a signing bonus for joining the team.
>>3982357
>apologies for not paying attention
>if you're still here thank you for hosting
>>3983383
Night!
>>3983399
>Runs over
>>3983341
>>3983395
Incase you missed it~
>>3983394
Anon pls
>>3983361
>>3983264
Er...what? Whatcha mean?
>>3983359
Some guy, he said he plays a sport called basketball or somethin'...my own name's Aussa, Aussa the Earth Charmer.
>She offers a hand with a grin
>>3983377
Gods, what's it been, months?
>>3983398
Marmots can get sick, and so can squirrels and humans and beastkin, clearly. It's...it's personal. And dangerous.
>>3983383
Night!
>>3983386
THEY'LL HAVE TO PRY IT FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS IN THEY WANT IT!
>>3983401
>Buttons your pants
>>3983413
Spread that canine cunny bb
>>3983399
>>3983341
Water is good for the body though, but I'm running on some alcohol right now, myself.
Well, thank you for thinking that. I just try to be polite and decent... It shouldn't feel like it's a feat in an ideal world...
>>3983398
I'm fine. It took a little bit to come to terms with that little dilemma, but I'm perfectly fine now.
Sorry if I made you worry or anything. That's the last thing you need.
>>3983414
Aizawa Ryou...
>Shakes hands.
>>3983363
You'd just be an otaku in a different country. Nothing would change, people would still see you as an otaku.
Now, do you also cosplay or are you just a weeaboo?
>>3983386
Apparently they can do that Mio-sama.
I'm just scared the quality might be terrible and if we have to face pirates that ugly and boring we might die before anything happens.
>>3983395
>he takes off his trackjack and gives it to her
C'mooon, I'm trying to help you!
>>3983401
A team? I had no idea we had other thieves here! Who's all working with us, Yuffie-taaaan?
>>3983391
Hey there, how are you?
>>3983393
Oh uh, hey there chum! What's a "dude"?
>>3983399
Holy smoke! How does that thing know me?!
>This Parker is prevenom, he'll know it eventually
>>3983410
That's better
>>3983414
OH HI! Well, I can get caught up in my studies!
Gosh Golly is there no host in the house?
>>3983359
You could just come over for a meal again, I'll just ask them to serve you.
>>3983387
No, but you can look the part!
>>3983393
P-Pretty great I think! He's quite direct.
>>3983414
Your friends here is what I mean!
>>3983419
>My shorts pop back open
I think I need a belt...Or not they never fall anyways. Maybe i'm just fat.
>>3983438
Just me and you. We're a team....Am I not enough for you?...
>>3983414
>She wipes her nose, shaking her head.
It's fine! I wanna help!
If it's dangerous, that just makes me want to help more!
>>3983433
No, it's fine, I only cried for a few minutes!
I'm glad you're feeling better, I was afraid you'd stop being my friend.
>>3983447
>kissu
>>3983359
No, I'm good.
>>3983360
It's just the only place I have.
>>3983456
Dawwww shux thanks
>>3983450
Huh.. That's.. That's really weird. Maybe the shorts're just broken?
>She kneels down and presses on your belly, buttoning the shorts again.
>>3983410
PAAAARKER, COME OUT WHEREVER YOU AR-
>gets flattened
>symbiote supper powers absorbs all the force
>stands up like nothing happened
>>3983426
Is that...ketchup on bananas!?
We think we're going to be sick...
>>3983439
YOU WIN THIS ROUND, PARKER.
DON'T THINK YOUR DISGUSTING DISHES WILL SAVE YOU
>webs into the alleys
>>3983417
You die frequently, so I wouldn't be surprised if that happened.
>>3983436
This is worse than I expected! I expected them to have guns and swords, not rubber arms!
They gave up their human looks for this kind of power?
>>3983436
It never once crossed my mind!
I'm too poor to be cosplaying, and I don't really have any reason to!
>>3983449
I don't think I've ever been told I'd look by a pimp from a girl before. I don't know if this is a compliment or not...
>>3983450
Are you sure only two people are enough to carry this out? What if you die and leave me all by myself?
>>3983438
I don't need help you know? Some people will hate me regardless on how I dress anyway... And I don't want to ruin your trackjack...
>>3983447
Not host to be found here, sadly...
>>3983439
Imagine another term for chum! It's a well known term, dude! What's your name, dude?
>>3983449
What do you mean by direct, dude? He's forceful, yeah, but I haven't heard direct as a word to describe him...
>>3983462
...Well, uh, what's your name, dude?
Well You've got till the image limit to get your swim suits, We gon have some fun.
>>3983462
>Hug.
. . .
>>3983470
>>3983480
I've got mine!
>>3983469
>They pop back open
.....I swear this isn't on purpose...
>>3983473
Then you go find a phoenix down and bring my ass back to life!
>>3983433
>Her grip is firm and her smile bright
So were you tryin' 'ta make a call or something...? Because even I'm not sure that's how it works.
>>3983439
Ergh, I year ya there, I only finished a pile'a books I was working on a few weeks ago, myself.
>>3983449
Noone else that's, er...stuck here's got any means'a helping me, really.
>>3983452
She'll only kick my rear, with you, it might be more...extreme.
>>3983480
No worries here.
>>3983476
Oh uh, ok. Well I have no clue who you are. So uh that's neat. I'm gonna go paint my costume all the way green with my stomach juices now
>>3983420
neh
>>3983428
Well, in a place like this, a attitude like that can make all the difference with the constant bitterness and shitposting. It can go a long way.
Oh dang...I would be a completely different person right now if I sipped even a tiny amount of alcohol. I have a terrible tolerance for alcohol and get loopy almost instantly.
>>3983447
o shit its gobby
>>3983471
Yes. It made them look like well, idiots.
This is what pirates are Mio-sama, so we'll have to bring fire as well, fire burns through rubber.
>>3983473
So you're just a weeaboo?
>>3983449
Really? That'd be really nice...
Hm. I wonder if it's really the same thing though.
>>3983452
It would take a lot more than that to make me dislike a person, you know.
I don't think you have the heart to do anything like that though, so we'll be friends for a long time.
>>3983462
...Alright, if you say so.
>>3983504
You put someone's number in then you can talk to them.
>>3983471
You're not really thinking of my feelings here, are you?
>>3983476
I doubt you would. It's not like you're fat or anything.
>>3983499
Where the hell do I find one of those at?! I seriously doubt someone around here would be carrying that on their person. It almost sounds too valuable to keep, you know?
>>3983509
You tryin' to start a fight, missy?
>>3983480
Shit, I just used it!
>>3983479
>>3983504
>
>>3983516
Tracksuit, did I hear fight?
>>3983473
Take it how you want to.
>>3983479
Direct, forceful... he's straightforward.
>>3983504
What kind of help do you need to protect her?
>>3983515
Probably not, since they will still serve me.
>>3983479
Yukine, that is all
>>3983481
>elbow
>>3983515
Yeah, it's all fine
>>3983480
That long? It will take some time.
>triplefrontflips into the thread
>slices all the furrys in half
>explodes the corpses making their insides fly everywhere
>teleports away
>>3983480
I'm game!
>>3983507
A completely different person... in a good way or a bad way?
I don't handle it well that much desu, but just putting some iced water on me quickly retrieved my senses.
>>3983516
Yeah, you're right about that, but what about...
>points at chest
>>3983499
What the heck?
Hmm..
That's super weird. Maybe they're magical. D'you have any tape?
>>3983504
That's fine. Let's train together and beat her up. What's she like?
>>3983515
Awesome! No way would I ever do anything to hurt you on purpose, I just thought it'd be easier for you, knowing that she accepts you for who you are. Then, that way, you could start being more comfortable telling people by yourself.
>>3983479
Oh okay, "dude". Well my name is Peter Parker. What's yours, pal?
>>3983504
Well it's been a whole lot of things. I've been trying to keep my gal, betty, happy with me. I need to keep getting pix fr ol' Jameson and on top of that Aunt May hasn't been very well.
>Not to mention all i've had to put up with as Spider-Man.
>>3983541
>furrys
I see furries, but no furrys here. I fear I'd have to stay alive, Sophisto.
>>3983516
That's why in the mean time we're gonna steal so much shit that we get enough money to afford plenty of them!
>>3983548
I'll just go buy a belt. Or switch shorts. It's just this pair that does it.
>>3983531
That little midget is calling me a nerd! I must defend our honor, or else father will be disappointed!
>>3983534
I'll just assume you meant that will good intentions!
>>3983544
>looks at her watermelons
What about what?
>>3983534
Maybe one day I'll have a maid...
A cute one. That's important.
>>3983535
Well, if you're not actually okay, feel free to ask for help.
>>3983548
Ehhh, I don't know if I'll ever get to a point where I do that.
>>3983515
You weren't messing with the numbers.
>>3983190 (Might as well/just in case Byakuren)
Yep, I figured you were a religious-type.
>She lets the hand stay out before dropping it back to her side, swapping the staff back over
Wait...oooh, you're th'one I heard about. You managin' alright?
>>3983531
C'mon, now....
>>3983534
If I can't change her back, I'll...I've just gotta beat Reimu in a fight.
>>3983549
And all I've been doing is studying and training...ehehe, I guess I got it easy, huh?
>>3983548
Overwhelmingly and crushingly powerful, without a single person having ever been able 'ta even scratch her in a fight.
>>3983497
Goood
>>3983504
Nice.
>>3983517
It'll be a new thread don't worry
>>3983537
Patience is a virtue
>>3983544
You're game? Well i'm disgusted.
>>3983535
>The hug increases in intensity.
. . .
>>3983555
Tracksuit... You are a nerd, you're always playing video games!
>>3983516
No. It's just that you're obviously a weeaboo. If you're not an otaku then you're the lesser version of one and that's a weeabo.
>>3983509
This is perfect! That means if they don't look like humans, but just idiotic criminals, my dear pet lion will have no problems with eating them!
>>3983516
I'm thinking of the feelings of the Survival Game Club!
>>3983553
>teleports back
>shoots u in each of the boobs
>then your face
>teleports away
>>3983534
Especially when it came to World War Two, dude! Anyway, what'd he say, dude?
>>3983535
Well, hello, Yukine! How're you doing?
>>3983549
My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's a pleasure to meet you, dude!
>>3983553
Yo genius, can't you see he already teleported away?
>>3983566
Well I was getting my change from it.
>>3983480
Fuck you, I do what I want
>>3983554
The only thing I've stolen since you were gone was a dog leash from some freak with sharp teeth and white spiky hair. He wasn't willing to co-operate with me, so I had to do it by force.
I also tried stealing from this cowboy looking guy, but he shot me and left.
>>3983570
That doesn't mean I want to hear it from some girl that's equally as bad as I am!
>>3983574
Can't you call me a creep or something else? Weeaboo leaves a bad taste in my mouth.
>>3983575
You need to think of the feelings of everyone that's in the club, or else you'll fail at being the president!
>>3983576
>dies
>>3983582
>respawns
Well, it wasn't a smart move, I fear...
>>3983541
>was a hologram
>>3983544
Well...depends on what you think is good or bad...I'll laugh at the most dumbest things, say loopy shit. Its hard to explain since I usually cant remember what I say or do afterwards, but judging from what my friends have experienced, it was "a whole new person"
>>3983565
>>3983194
That is a common reaction to her
>sorry got caught up
>>3983566
Training? For what. And heck if it isn't stressfu;, you've got it made!
>>3983554
Mhm, that's probably a good idea. People can see your panties, y'know. You don't want any pervy boys lookin' or anything.
>>3983565
Really? Why not?
It doesn't seem like that big of a deal..
>>3983566
Then I'll totally be the first one! We will! What can she do?
>>3983567
Waiting for something will not make the end result better.
Yeah....This si what i'm talking about, guys, huh? I mean, playing online video games and doing autistic RP on an online image board-- That's not real life! That's keeping people from experiencing real life! This is REAL. Come dance with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZLBZ3eD7wI
>>3983566
So that's why they call you charmers...
>>3983597
This is why you're the little brother, you let little, haha, things get to you.
>>3983480
Alright everything's in order for disorder!
>>3983597
If the club fails because of the Vice-President not having the skills or passion that his job requires, it would hurt everyone in it!
I can't let that happen, Subaru! Think about the greater good for once!
>>3983555
Umm, sure! Just get yourself a purple jacket and you'll be set!
>>3983565
Why is that important? A butler would work just as fine too.
>>3983566
And I'm sure people could help with that fight.
>>3983578
I invited him to tea in 2 hours, and told him that you would give him the address.
>She writes the address on a sheet of paper and presents it to you
Here it is!
>>3983606
>>That picture
>>Also I've decided one">" is thought bubble while two is out of char
>>3983606
post uncensored
>>3983584
Oh. Huh. You gotta pay for that sorta thing...?
>>3983609
To keep a friend'a mine from being violently murdered by th'single greatest fighter I've ever seen or heard of.
>>3983611
Fly and dodge practically anything, as well as an expert knowledge of holy combat magic, evidently.
>>3983621
Har, har, har....
>>3983625
I know Chen offered 'ta help, but...that was when it was for another reason.
![RR[19].png](https://i.imgur.com/IFBqO3e.png "RR[19].png")
>>3983480
I think I have one somewhere
Post the lewdest image of your avas you have that isn't actually lewd
>>3983614
Obviously YOU have never been wine tasting.
>>3983623
I LIKE IT!
>>3983575
You sure they aren't just cosplayers Mio-sama?
If they are criminals it's no problem, but if they are cosplayers we'll be getting in trouble.
>>3983597
You're a weeaboo and so I will call you a weeaboo.
You're also a creep, but most weeaboo are creeps.
>>3983611
Oh please. Who would want to look at me? I've already been told several times that I look like a little boy.
>>3983597
Give me the collar. I'll go hock it. Also give me the cowboy's location. I'll go pay him a visit and repay him what he gave you and more.
>>3983625
Hm... Where is it again? I'm not very good at geography...
>>3983636
>Second to the swimsuit I guess
>>3983636
>Undeniable booty
>>3983636
>I really don't think I want to.
>>3983567
Why are you disgusted? You told me to take my Swimsuit....
>>3983555
You're too vanilla for me Subaru... I don't want to explain it again. I'll just put some decent clothes, keep yours.
>puts some dress on
A-Are those fine?
>>3983634
That's fine, 'cause I've got the one secret weapon that nobody in the world can dodge.
>>3983645
Huh? No you don't. Just because you have short hair? That's dumb. You've got a really cute fashion sense, you're obviously a girl.
>>3983614
Good evening Rammy...
>>3983634
Trails like this are important!
>>3983636
>>3983642
That one pirate stole my jacket, so if they're just simple cosplayers that would mean that any cosplayer could turn out as a thief!
>>3983636
>>3983657
Post it
>>3983636
Sounds like a contradiction. I do not believe I can fill your request.
>>3983639
You are correct. I do not like the effects of alcohol so I have yet to drink wine.
>>3983636
>Like this..?
>>3983636
>>3983608
Well, that and she implied she wanted to kill me.
I didn't get much training either.
>>3983611
I'm not sure you really understand the circumstances of the whole thing.
Some people aren't as accepting, y'know?
>>3983625
Why would I want a butler when I can have a maid??
>>3983634
This one, yeah.
>>3983634
Oh, well... I guess we both have it pretty tough. Don't worry i'm sure theres other protectors around! Much better than that pantywaist Spider-Man.
>That's right Peter, play into the bandwagon. Better than have anyone find out your secret.
>>3983606
Oh... Okay.
I think you changed quite a whole since I got here though.
I mean, did people took attention to you before? I mean, in an aroused way? I think I opened some deep dark taboo by coming and yet... you don't give them what they want
>>3983687
>I don't remember but is that Aura shining the door knob?
>>3983664
I dunno. I'm not really into fashion. I just wear things that are comfortable to move around in.
>>3983614
Rambo please. You're not supposed to pose like that.
>>3983621
...What was so funny about that?
>>3983624
I am, and that's why I think I'm basically the ultimate VP! You can't find anyone better at it than me!
>>3983625
I'm not sure if you know this Ilya-tan, but I'm poor. I can't afford that kind of stuff.
>>3983642
Does that mean you're a creep by default?
>>3983645
>he gives you the dog collar
Yeah, well, you see...I-I have no clue who it was. He was too quick for me to catch him. Horses are really quick animals I guess...
>>3983662
Perfect! You almost look approachable in that dress! All you have to do now is shave your legs and you'll be good to go!
>>3983636
Any Fyxe picture to be honest at this point.... I can't even choose.
>>3983662
Yeah and I need to take a moment with twix to comprehend my disgust.
>>3983683
Well... if you wait a couple years it gets reeeeal good.
>>3983664
Uhuh. And that is?
>>3983666
What?
>>3983690
That just seems...I dunno. Never cared too much for money....
>>3983695
There's not much in the way of help for her...in fact, that person she's bein' chased by's supposed to be that "protector".
>>3983680
>>3983636
>Only because it's sorta kinda relevant to the upcoming game
>Even then it's more or less a tie.
>>3983699
>>Reading that
>>3983690
Yeah... That sounds like her. I wanted to see if she could handle training. It seems she can't, it isn't too hard of a job. I heard you were getting training around here.
>>3983703
>mare
Remember! Not all Nazis are evil! End Naziphobia today!
>>3983690
I don't think anybody would dislike you, though.
Why would they? That's just silly.
>>3983705
Nah, your fashion is super cute. You should really give me tips sometime. I love all of your little accessories and mix-matching pieces.
>>3983729
Big punches!
>>3983708
Because you called the person a midget... I guess it wasn't obvious?
>>3983729
Nothing! I was just getting my swimsuit ready!
>>3983666
It is the morning.
>>3983636
Actually, I believe I may have it.
>>3983708
I fail to see the problem.
>>3983634
Is that the only one that offered?
>>3983636
>
>>3983647
This is the Einzbern's German manor, it's in the countryside near Stuttgart.
I'm sure if you give him the address he'll be able to find it easily!
>>3983690
Why does it really matter though?
They do the same thing.
>>3983708
Hmm... how poor?
>>3983729
Hmm, well why are they chasing her?!
>>3983723
But why? If you're arent disgusted everytime you look in a mirror, why should you be when you see my swimsuits?
>>3983708
This is just plain silly! I mean... If someone wanted to see me fully naked, that what he'd ask!!
>>3983636
>>3983761
I want to hump this dog's leg.
>>3983636
>Don't have any. Take this instead.
>>3983746
She can fly. It's hard 'ta punch someone when they're 50 feet away and throwing magic at you.
>>3983749
...Why am I botherin'?
>>3983753
Well, there's Makoto, but...shes way more than punchin' above her weight class, y'know?
>>3983754
Because my friend isn't human, any longer.
>>3983636
>>3983578
Well hey there Al! Did you say America?!
>>3983778
What do you mean?
>>3983729
Money's pretty important.
>>3983733
Yeah. I didn't learn much from that either though.
>>3983746
It's not just that, though. There's plenty of other reasons why I don't trust people with my secret.
>>3983753
Maids are cute though.
>>3983749
She deserves it after calling me a weeaboo. I don't take too kindly to those words.
>>3983750
You're just letting it hang out!
>>3983753
Pretty poor. Shut-ins aren't exactly the riches people, you know?
>>3983761
Why would somebody ask such a lewd thing from another person!?
>>3983773
A-Anon...
>>3983633
Hm...maybe later...
>>3983699
You're not wrong at all, this character was just a silly little character to use that would either trigger people, or attract people. You mean the people here? Theres been quite a few people that have...expressed their arousal to me, but I usually, in turn, give a silly watered down rp back to them with 2nd grade level RP, for satire sakes.
>>3983773
Same
>>3983778
Well that's no fair. Why can't they be a real woman and fight me close up?
>>3983787
Like what?
>>3983753
Stuttgart? Yeah, I bet he'll find it no problem. And it's in two hours? Germany'll be there in no time!
>>3983786
Yep, I did say America! Why, dude?
>>3983677
You do know I'm not a thief right Mio-sama? I might be a cosplayer but I'm not a thief.
>>3983708
What..? I'm not a weeaboo, I'm an otaku and someone who's experienced with cosplaying.
I'm not some random creep!
>>3983794
F-Fyxe...
>>3983786
She was sorta...turned in 'ta a vampire a while back. Against her choice. And where she lives, a human turning in 'ta...something not one is a crime punishable by death.
>>3983787
I just wish it wasn't....
>>3983799
Because EVERYONE there fights like that?
>>3983750
Sorry, I guess I saw the moon and was confused.
>>3983778
Because you love me! Platonicly!
>>3983790
But... You live in Japan...?
>>3983761
I love my mirror. It's ANTIQUE, a constant reminder of the empire I have built for myself. And your swimsuit is fine. You however, are grody.
>>3983799
There are people who would take advantage of it, you know.
It's pretty sickening.
>>3983812
Me too. I don't have a lot of money.
>>3983746
Stop. I'm not pretty enough to give you tips.
>>3983790
I'm back. That collar was worth more than the sword. Good job.
>Gives you half
>>3983778
At least she's energetic though? Wonder how strong she really is.
>>3983799
Hey Makoto!
>>3983787
And you're a maid right now to Ainz right? What's that say about you?
>>3983790
Then get a job! It isn't that hard!
>>3983800
I better head off then to prepare, wouldn't want to disappoint or anything!
>>3983808
Morning
>>3983723
Okay. I do not see why you are comparing the two.
>>3983790
It?
>>3983815
The moon means nothing. After midnight, it is considered to be the morning.
>>3983823
Do your dirty panties smell like honey?
>>3983790
Dunno, lot of fucked up people on this earth. But we already talked about that. I can't help having fur.
I can't just shave my legs, and let my face and arms full of it, it doesn't make any sense...
>>3983798
Oh right. Yes I guess it was the best thing to do with a joke ava. Though there are a lot more common and adamant now. Not that I complain...
>>3983809
You don't have to hump my leg to tell me you like me you know?....
>>3983823
Alright then, dude! I'll go tell Gilbert while you get ready!
>>3983800
Well I mean, I do love the US of A but isn't that kind of a strange name for someone? Your parents sure must be patriotic!
>>3983812
Well that's AWFUL.
>And dangerous for me
Can't you explain it's all a misunderstanding?
>>3983816
An Empire?
But who are you exactly?
And you might want to re-think your judgment... A lot of people would disagree with you here...
>>3983833
While that's true, it's not as fun.
>Dry humps the qt's leg
>>3983750
BEWBS!
>>3983815
Don't get ahead'a yourself.
>>3983821
I just keep enough coin to get along, myself. Lotsa folks seem to use paper money here, though....
>>3983823
I...don't think it's enough. I mean, she sorta can't at all participate in fights like how they are over there.
>>3983843
Reimu doesn't care. She doesn't care that this person was her friend, she doesn't care that it wasn't her choice...none of that.
>>3983829
You see, once you make wine you have to waaaaaaaait and it gets better.
>>3983844
I am Norman Osborn, multi billionare by day. Insane dude that throws bombs at the unsuspecting also by day. And a lil by night
>>3983812
I DON'T!
>>3983821
Advantage? How? I'm not really following..
>>3983822
That's the silliest thing I've ever heard. You're super pretty. Like, you pull off short hair really well.
>>3983823
Hey! How're you doing?
>>3983843
I am a patriot, but there's a reason I'm called America! Ya see, I'm the very personification of America itself!
>>3983808
If I'm a creep then you're a creep! There's no other way around it!
>>3983815
And your point is...?
>>3983822
You can't be serious right now. How the hell can a dog collar be worth more than a sword!?
>>3983823
B-But going outside is scary...
>>3983829
Your womanhood!
>>3983833
So in a way would you be completely naked if you shaved your fur off?
>>3983856
You're not from there, and neither'm I.
>>3983833
True, the sight of two busty furries can often do that. I usually dont give them what they want simply because teasing is fun~
Its weird how far this character, or characters rather, has come. From being a simple filler in the beginning to a full fledged incarnation of a fur fetish. Its a weird and wonderful place.
>>3983828
>Pets
>>3983831
Do your intestines make for good sausage links?
>>3983841
Wait, who's Gilbert before I go? And do you happen to know what they like for tea?
>>3983848
No, but she can encourage you to fight on! And seriously I might be able to help you fight as well, if not me then Berserker for sure.
>>3983856
I'm great! Yourself?
>>3983861
Get a job from home then! There are plenty of them!
>>3983829
If you're a stickler about it...
>>3983848
H-hey, that hurts... Besides I don't think you'd make me those crystals if you hated me.
>>3983861
Can you be one if you actually live in Japan..?
>>3983823
I don't know. Am I a cute maid?
I'm still in training.
>>3983848
It's easier to carry.
>>3983856
Uhhh...
...Hm. Let's see...
It's a little uncomfortable to describe, let alone imagine.
>>3983848
Well that just isn't right! Don't worry I'm sure w-I mean you and any other protector around with some sense in them, can help her.
>>3983860
But you aren't Steve Rogers! I don't think you can get much more American than Captain America!
>>3983846
Shoo, shoo! You're just acting like an animal now!
>kicks you gently
Yesterday an anon, massaged my paws... now that's more a thing, that I'd like
>>3983854
Oh. Like some perverted green version of batman? Nice to meet you, I'm Fyxe. The perverted lewd version of a dog.
>>3983861
That's what I've been telling you! So... when I wear "light clothes" actually I'm fully dressed... somehow...
But you humans can't understand that!!
>>3983787
>the lich lets out a sigh
I suppose I will have to teach you myself
>>3983869
I fail to see what that has to do with a cute loli's dirty panties.
>>3983633
And here~
>>3983847
Every female should have them, faceless. Mine are not any special.
>>3983854
We already talked about the wine. It is the match we are talking about now.
>>3983861
What about it?
>>3983874
You just do not call the morning night just because it is dark. How are you faring?
>>3983869
I'm not smart enough to start up my own company and make a fortune!
>he shrinks down into the ground in sadness
I-I think I'm just destined to die like this. You might want to stay away from me Ilya, or else you might catch this.
>>3983874
Actually, I live here now, so I can't be anything but an idiot, just like you!
>>3983881
Huh...I never really even thought if that. I can't believe I've been so blind by the truth until now!!
>>3983869
I...have you even seen a fight between people from over there?
>>3983874
The list'a people I hate is extremely small.
>>3983876
>She pulls a gold coin out of her pocket, glancing at it
These don't bother me at all, myself.
>>3983880
I think I might be one'a the few people capable of trying 'ta stop her...even then I'm not expecting much.
>>3983863
Then if she wanted to make it a fair fight, she wouldn't fly.
>>3983869
....Eh..
I'm okay, at least. Glad to hear you're doing so good.
>>3983876
O-Oh, well, if you don't want to, then that's fine. I was just wondering..
>>3983890
I wonder why they're so obsessed with our chests.
>>3983890
You can't just show yourself off like that, Leave a little more to the imagination!
Say hi to ERP >>3982028
>>3983869
Gilbert is the personification of Prussia, who is Germany's brother! I don't know if he likes tea, but he DOES like beer! I found a picture of him... Here!
>>3983880
Nah, he's not THE most American person out there. I can eat twice my body weight in burgers, and really like shouting, which is a common American trait!
>>3983856
Why are you saying such nice things?
>>3983861
It's a designer collar apparently..
>>3983881
What the hell is a Batman? I sell pharmecueticals and Harrass my son's best friend. And I NEVER have done anything that would be considered perverted by current social standards. I have extremely non offensive sexual interactions regularly thank you very much.
>>3983890
Wellll, once you wait it's going to be more satisfying. I mean come on, this is like the first time anyone has had to wait a lil for a pool game from me. Cut me some slack.
>>3983894
It's fair by her place's standards. And she doesn't particularly care.
>>3983890
That's the thing about bewbs, Ram. Once you've seen one pair, you want to see all of the pairs.
Well not all of them but you know what I'm getting at.
It's a crime you don't ERP.
>>3983887
tnks bb
>kissu
>>3983892
It's okay... I don't know who said this, but a truth has to go through 3 stages before it is accepted.
First, it's mocked
Then questionned
And at last, people will act like they knew it all along.
>>3983866
The our reign has just begun. It's a slow, cultural invasion. Let's just keep getting more anons at our side.
And yes I feel you about the ava. Actually, I tried some "serious" character after the 3rd day here... but I just prefer to self insert with Fyxe, it just feel comfier
THIS IS STARVATION ACTIVITIES RIGHT?
WHERE ARE THE ACTIVITES????
>>3983885
Oh, I did learn one thing.
>Bows her head.
>>3983893
A single paper can be worth like... thousands of those though.
You can't carry thousands of those.
>>3983894
No, no... I'm going to try. I think you need to understand.
Ah, how about...
Some people would see the actual me as an action figure, or something. Just a toy.
I'm not comfortable with that.
>>3983876
Maybe, but that can be pretty cute too! Are you clumsy at all?
>>3983884
>Stops petting
Hello.
>>3983892
Doubtful.
Anyway you could be tech support! They call you for help on computer things! You can talk on a phone just fine right?
>>3983893
No. What's different about it than fighting here?
>>3983894
Okay? What's wrong?
>>3983899
Ah... alright, that should be fine. Thanks!
>She runs off, making a call
>>3983890
I-I do..!... But I'm doing as well as I normally am, there isn't much that could change that...
>>3983892
Do you want me to teleport you back outta here? Because I will...
>>3983893
You're kicking me while I'm done at this point Aussa..
>>3983901
Ohh, you should've wore it then! I think you would've looked good in designer clothes!
>>3983918
Psh, I knew it all along. You guys flaunting your naked bodies around wouldn't make much sense anyways. It'd be too embarrassing.
>>3983893
Hmm? Well how powerful is she?
>>3983899
Well I mean I don't really see that as American at it's soul. I think it's Steve's honor, patriotism, and strength under pressure that makes him truly American.
>>3983902
A pop culture icon, sorry. It was just a silly comparison of me to make... But he is a millionaire like you!
Also correct me if I'm wrong but... isn't harrassing someone, and especially your son's best friend considered perverted? It's not all about sex you know? Moral decay in general....
>>3983901
Because.. That's the truth? Why would I lie?
>>3983904
>She gasps.
She doesn't care about fighting fairly? She must be..
Pure evil..
>>3983921
Oh, so.. You think people would play with you like a doll! That would be kinda scary.. But hey, that's what I did the first time we met! You're cute enough to be one!
>>3983927
Well, it's been a while, and I'm mostly over it, but my friend decided she didn't want to be friends anymore.
She basically decided that as soon as she gets her old friend back, she'd abandon me.
So.. That kinda stinks.
>>3983927
You're welcome, dude! I'm gonna go help Germany prepare for it!
>He runs towards Germany's house, shouting something about burgers.
>>3983935
Just like me! I have all of those qualities, too!
>>3983894
I have to assume that they have not seen it before.
>>3983897
So the problem is not that I got undressed. It is that I ruined what you thought my body was.
>>3983902
Fine. I will take that response. We are close to finishing.
>>3983906
I believe I may. However I doubt I would be good in that place. Plus there is a duplicate of me there.
>>3983928
Nothing happened at all?
>>3983934
>Wanting me to wear a dog collar
.....
>>3983942
That's the real question. Did you ever save your friend's friend, btw?
>>3983921
Actually, with how my pockets work I think I could do that no problem...'sides, thousands of godl coins...? Seriously?
>>3983927
It's in the air, and conducted by way of these "spell card battles", as they call them. Huge barrages of magical projectiles.
>>3983935
"The single most powerful I'm aware of". Every person she's ever fought has been completely dominated without them so much as managing to land a single hit on 'er.
>>3983928
Just callin' it like I see it....
>>3983942
No, she's just...very job-focused.
>>3983927
Not really. Not when it comes to doing things.
Maybe with my words.
>>3983942
Ah... haha, right.
...
I don't like that at all though.
>>3983952
That's right.
>>3983921
...Yes I suppose that is a good start, you may rise.
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS
>Okabe
>>3983934
Exactly! Too embarassing. Who would like to arouse perverted humans that can't tell the difference anyway? Surely not me! Ah-ah...
>>3983927
You're being too nice to me Ilya. I'm a lot more worthless than you think I am.
>>3983928
I-I don't think there's any real reason to do that...
>>3983945
It's more so that I don't want you to do that when I'm around.
>>3983949
...Yeah? WHat's wrong Yuffie-tan?
>>3983936
Moral decay, tooth decay, it's all the same and I have some of the best dentists in the world working for me, so no. Plus that kid is just so AGGRIVATING. Alsways coming bac. I even made his wife miscarry and he just keeps on persevering. Now THAT is truly deplorable. Doesn't he know others are hurt by his actions?
Also plug your nose and try saying that again not millionaire, BILLIONAIRE, I'm what millionaires strive to be.
>>3983945
indeedlydoodly
>>3983828
Good morning boy.
>>3983861
I'm not a creep! I'm just a cosplayer, that isn't creepy at all.
If you're creeped out by my suits then that's understandable but I'm not a creep.
>>3983962
Self loathing is bad.
>>3983918
The same is true with me. I mean, i'll occasionally play my more serious characters here, but furry porn is quickly becoming my most used one.
And of course! The more anons, the more HG will be open to furries...psh who am I kidding, there will always be that one angry anon that cant handle the sight of fluffy tits.
I fucking hate shag carpeting.
>Okabe
>>3983942
W-What kinda friend is that!?
That certainly was never a real friend then!
>>3983952
Hmm, I could help with that still. Though I really don't want to use that wand...
>>3983957
Good enough! Even a fledgling maid like yourself is cute!
>>3983968
With that attitude it's no wonder you don't have a job. You need to think positively! Always!
>>3983968
I'm not a dog.
>>3983927
Hello
>>3983949
Give it a try
>>3983971
Boy? How did you know?
>>3983963
Surely not you, ahahaha!
>>3983971
It is kind of creepy when you dress up as some fuzzy monster for no reason.
>>3983981
>I really do hate that shit
>>3983957
...That's just absurd.
>>3983984
I only recently found a flight alternative, myself...but the sheer amounts'a projectiles they hurl around is absurd.
I FUCKING HATE NIGGERS, SHAG CARPETING, RETARDED MEMES, AND NOT BEING CANCER
>Okabe
>>3983945
Well... Some stuff happened with Makoto so now she's been staying with Tracksuit and I, but that doesn't really effect me..
>>3983952
Jeez Aussa, I forgot how truthful you could be.
>>3983968
Yeah I know, besides the scientists don't want to see you again, you make bad first impressions man..
>>3983945
OH! Hey, that reminds me, look what I have!
>She feels around on her body, before pulling a feather out from her cleavage.
Look! It's called a, uh.. P-Phoenix Down! One of my friends gave it to me, they said it was super rare, but it can bring people back to life! We can use it on the girl you were based on!
>>3983949
Not yet, but you just reminded me! She just got here, so I'll be sure to get right on that. Thanks a billion, again!
>>3983952
Who is it? Do I know them?
>>3983957
Oh, sorry.. I'm sure nobody would go out of their way to hurt you for it, though. That's just be silly.
>>3983984
>She sighs.
I don't think it was her fault. She... Doesn't understand friendship very well. I'm not mad at her, I'm just.. Sad, I guess. I told her that I'll always be here if she changes her mind, but I don't think she's gonna.
>>3983958
Alright, so what's next?
>>3983984
Hmm... I'd still like to have my own cute maid though.
Or maybe just eat at a maid cafe. Does this place have a maid cafe?
>>3984001
I know, right? I could hardly believe it when I found out.
>>3984007
Well if I start trusting everyone with my secret then I'll meet someone who would.
I'm not willing to take that risk. Not with people like that horned girl, and especially that pervert running around.
>>3983970
What the.... fuck?!!
>laughs
I think I understood the big idea, but that was the most hilarous I heard today Norman.
That kid though... he seems really gluey, if I can say it that way.
>>3983996
I was told you were a boy, but that you like cosplaying as a girl!
>>3983999
It's not a fuzzy monster. It's my ghillie suit, it's top notch camouflage that makes me near impossible to spot.
>>3983881
>rubs feet
>>3984017
Who said that?
>>3983945
Your other self only serves to remind one how unobtainable you truly are, Miss Ramlethal.
Good luck in the games!
>>3983944
Oh,, and then some? I guess you really are all american. Good and bad.
>>3983952
Well, uh, what even are her powers? And if she's so strong, why hasn't she been able to catch your friend yet? She's got to have a weakness
>The Ol' brain ALWAYS works when brawn doesn't That's why ol Spidey ALWAYS comes out on top. Oh Parker, you know you're worried
>>3983984
You don't understand what it's like to be useless to everyone around you...
>>3983986
It's not really that, it's just that it's a designer. Those kinds of clothes always look good on people, no matter what they look like.
>>3984006
Good! The feeling is mutual, as I also don't want to see them!
