HG thread: Anticlimax Edition
senor benjamin ava when?
>>3982274
We still don't have enough members, so it would be really stupid to hold meetings for an incomplete club!
you will die alone.
>>3982310
Yukine I will gouge out your eyes and skull fuck you
>>3982314
But I'm immortal, if anything, I'm gonna live alone...
>>3982296
Huh.. N-No, it just..
That, uh..
Can I have some?
Congrats to Midway!
>>3982213
Well you can wisper on his ear "told ya" once he crashes with that woman, but until then why don't you let his little candle of happines bright a bit more? If people could be as happy as he is all the time Sunset is around they'd take it.
>>3982314
...At least I'll die knowing all I can about the world before dying.
>>3982307
I'm starting to think you dislike my lectures, Yamato! That can't be true, right?
>>3982218
How come they all make your life harder? If everyone makes it harder then I think the problem might be you.
>>3982230
You're probably right in that regard. Should I just dress up in a pirate costume and take your stuff back?
And well I don't know. I'm just asking you what he asked me. It didn't work so it's not my problem anymore.
>>3982258
>
>>3982307
You'll be fine. The manga and the Shonen Jump usually do enough for me.
Either that or I get a thread and needle and start working on my costumes. You'll be fine either way.
>>3982306
Mother must have been to nervous letting her oddly pale daughter go out.
>>3982344
I guess good job pale girl.
Thanks person in the concession stand
>>3982337
>>3982298
I'm serious, Makoto...you need 'ta think of what you're sayin' before you say it. You mean as in "you're hungry", right?
>>3982317 (Illya)
Yeah...one'a th'few things going my way so far. How're you doin'?
>>3982344
Congrats! An' thanks for havin' us!
>>3982314
Yeah, and?
And I'm done.
>>3982313
Well we have three right now, right?
Please tell me you didn't scare any of them away...
>>3982344
Yes, I knew it! Congratulations, and thanks for hosting!
>>3982277
Gee, thanks for your brutal honesty, but I think this is the one time where you opinion is objectively wrong.
>>3982307
Do you really deserve a symbolic area if you're going to let Mio-tan finish you off like this?
>>3982317
You...you'd do that for me?
>>3982344
Congratulations Midway!
Thank you very much for hosting!
>>3982337
I don't get i-*GASP* MAKOTO!
>>3982344
Hail!
>>3982357
Thanks for this game I wasn't part off.
>>3982333
>h-how did you know?
Give me 48 now
>>3982307
Yo... What happened next?!
>>3982317
And the best part is that there's one for every country, from Algeria to Tonga! If you want, I can show a picture of most of them!
>>3982314
Only if America dies, dude!
>>3982357
Congrats to Midway, and thanks for hosting, dude!
>>3982357
>Smooch
Thanks for the game
>>3982369
It isn't hard(y) with you.
>>3982306
>>3982344
Congrats and thanks for hosting.
Now I should really be going. Goodnight!
>>3982358
Nah your nothing special from any of the other idiots from Eden Hope.
>>3982373
Fumi Kanno
>>3982357
Alright later host man.
>>3982373
The Axis-Allied Powers
>>3982373
Lumberjacken
>>3982352
You kidding me? There's nothing wrong with me! I'm a happy-go-lucky, friendly guy!
>>3982373
Natsuki Subaru
>>3982347
I don't want to have to do that, that's the entire fucking point.
I'm going to sleep. Good night.
>>3982373
David Bowie
>>3982373
Kuga the Sealed One
>>3982373
Maria and Harusame
>>3982357
Congratulations, thanks for hosting.
>>3982344
Congratulations
>>3982298
By the end of the day we are all still here. It is hollow.
>>3982296
Without my ability to use high level spells here it surely is.
>>3982373
Lord Ainz Ooal Gown
>>3982373
Makoto
>>3982354
>She nods twice, giving excited grunts of "hm, hm."
I am! I really could use some snacks right about now, I gave my others to my little sister.
>>3982360
I WASN'T THINKING ANYTHING LIKE THAT!
>>3982373
Gaige
>>3982373
Nileseyy Niles
>>3982373
Naoe Yamato
>>3982373
Yukine
>>3982377
>wiggins watched the final deletion
>based
>>3982373
Invincible
>>3982373
Captain Kaito
>>3982373
Some knights
![神木出雲[001].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/XZu8wEK.jpg "神木出雲[001].jpg")
>>3982373
Izumo Kamiki
>>3982373
Jack Spicer
>>3982373
Ririchiyo
>>3982373
Elh Melizee
>>3982373
Señor Benjamin
>>3982373
Entoma
>>3982382
Idiots? We've only just met and you insist on starting this friendship out on the wrong foot?!
>>3982373
Otori Mio
>>3982344
Thank you for this Survival Game round! It was enjoyable, even if I was eliminated early on.
>>3982352
That'll be plan B, Goutokuji! We first have to try it in the more subtle way! With the lion of course!
>>3982358
I don't know. I haven't seen the Sex Offender girl since we talked bout it and she still didn't sign the papers.
There's also a chance that I forgot how she looked like.
>>3982380
Seeya 'round.
>>3982373
Aussa
>>3982373
Spike
>>3982400
Theeeen.. That means everybody wins, right?
>>3982354
I'm quite alright now that the week is finally over!
>>3982358
Of course! I have a bunch of them!
>>3982374
Germany then?
>>3982373
Illya
>>3982373
BoBoBo-BoBo-BoBo
>>3982357
Well at least my district won, still sucks to be betrayed by your own apprentice
Oh.. wait
>>3982395
Spike's heart is bigger than his brain, that's why it's gonna end like that no matter how much you scream at him. Goodnight.
>>3982380
Oh see ya
>>3982373
The Real Guy The Best Guy
>>3982402
MY POINT EXACTLY! You didn't even say please!
>>3982411
I saw you link it once in chat. I NEVER FORGET. Except when I forget.
>>3982373
Kayo Goutokuji
>>3982373
Anchorage
>>3982373
Dog mom
>>3982373
Wasp-chan
![[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Jdiwbnu.jpg "[Ayako]_Infinite_Stratos_-_IS_-_01_[XVID][400p][0C6B4AB0][(013639)17-46-09].jpg")
>>3982373
Houki
>>3982402
Maybe find another word for that then, huh?
>She pulls out a small pouch from one of her outer pockets and holds it up
>>3982430
...Really? Huh. Wow. Coulda sworn it was still th'start'a the week.
>>3982430
All of them!
>He takes out a picture of his pocket, showing most of them to you.
How do they look?
>>3982428
That is a light way to think of it, sure.
>>3982436
>please let this be real
>>3982373
Luke upthebutt skywalker
>>3982317
That's good. A relaxed life is a happy one.
>>3982351
No, that's completely true. Your lectures are horrible and no one wants to listen to them.
>>3982352
Costumes? What? Hold on back up a minute here.
>>3982358
She's not gonna kill me man relax. I'm a hard person to kill you know.
>>3982374
Pretty simple, we got the guy arrested and all of his associates arrested. He was a minor and his dad headed the major hospital in the area. He discovered his dad was a corrupt businessman and wasn't helping people. So he decided to run him out of business by releasing Paradise and then claiming that his father produced the drug to shut him down. We caught him before that happened and even sent his father to jail too with the evidence we collected.
>>3982373
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
>>3982373
Spaceman
>>3982422
Well I doubt your all that interested in Anarchy.
>>3982373
Hehe
>>3982373
Rika
Voyevoda
>>3982447
C-Can I please have your nuts?
>>3982459
>She cups her hands and smiles innocently.
What's wrong with saying nutsack?
That's what they're called.
>>3982463
Awesome! Then you win, and I win, and everybody else wins all at once, so there're no problems with that, right?
>>3982373
Furry porn
Right on time~
>>3982373
The answer is always yes
>>3982373
Falcon 9
>>3982466
Well, too bad.
>She just kicks the door in, sending the things that made up the barricade flying all over the place
Because you're about to listen to one!
>>3982373
Trent Reznor
Hope I'm not too late
>>3982373
Roromiya
>>3982314
Probably, but that's a side-effect of living for millennia.
>>3982373
STUCK DOGGER
>>3982464
probably, maybe, I will think about it.
>>3982466
Oh my god, that was amazing. Did anything else happen, dude?
>>3982497
>>3982495
Because typically that term is for someone's nether regions...? Just ask me if I have somethin' 'ta eat on me in the future, wouldja?
>>3982424
I think I forgot what she looked like too, which probably means she was nothing more than a support characters. Nothing was lost at all.
>>3982430
I-Ilya-tan, if you really mean this then that'd make me happy! It's one of the nicest things anybody here has done for me!
>>3982466
You don't understand! Your ignorance will be your downfall!
>>3982478
Psh, I love anarchy! It's one of my favorite sports of all time!
>>3982511
>Do it and I'll make a Jelly Jiggler folder. Or Gasser. Or Super Rabbit. Somebody. Maybe Softon
>>3982495
I can't begrudge a squirrel that's just desperate for my plentiful nuts! Here, have all you want!
>He places his large nut sack in your hands
>>3982373
Palpatine as always
>>3982496
Hello!
Were you lurking or is it just a very happy coincidence?
>>3982495
I have long since given up on trying to teach you Makoto. However there is no joy in a hollow victory.
>>3982536
Maybe she was just part of a mass hallucination. It wouldn't be the weirdest thing happening here.
I want to get a titjob from Byakuren
>>3982459
It's Friday isn't it? Or Saturday?
I dunno, when you're up at night like this time just gets... muddled.
>>3982462
Aha, Germany is looking too serious for this. Makes sense though for him!
>>3982466
So how often do you end up explaining your backstory?
>>3982536
R-Really? It's just a hat though.
>Takes the one off her head and offers it to you
T-Then here!
>>3982536
Then we might just get along. SMASH THE SYSTEM!
>>3982541
Being wacky and random would be tedious, but I shall make a folder watch some episodes and try
>>3982556
Mio-tan, do you think she was the work of an enemy stand!? We could be targeted from some other survival club!
>>3982565
Are you crazy!? I can't accept the one off your head! You'll free to death in your own house!
>>3982566
Yeah! Shoot the bullseye and be graceful!
>>3982557
T-that's lewd!
Don't say things like that...
>>3982530
>She pops one of the nuts into her mouth, but chokes on it as soon as she makes the realization of what you'd just said.
W-Wha?! Now that I think about it.. That totally is what people say! AH! Th-That's not fair, though! A sack of nuts is just called a nutsack! That doesn't even make any sense!
>>3982543
>She gratefully rubs your hefty nutsack against her cheek, getting a good smell of your musty nuts.
Thank you! I appreciate it so much!
>>3982554
No joy? But I'm feeling pretty happy..
>>3982451
>gropes
>>3982565
Gods...I've just been doin' practically nothing but trainin' in private lately, time's turned in 'ta a bit of a blur. My familiar's been havin' 'ta remind me to eat, for that matter.
>>3982557
>Whacks with staff
Thoughts 'ta yourself.
>>3982393
I doubt it. There's more to it than you're telling me at the moment Subaru.
I've heard your story so there's a lot more going on.
>>3982424
I think a man-eating lion is a great idea, but isn't it really loud and missing sublety?
If he roars we'll instantly be spotted won't we?
>>3982466
Okay, what is it that you want to ask? I dress up nearly all the time, it's my passion really.
I like to cosplay and many call me an otaku, I don't want people to figure out, but it's kind of obvious...
>She sobs.
>>3982565
Obviously, since he's basically the caretaker of Europe! Or would that be Russia? Anyway, if you have any questions about 'em, ask me about it! I bet I can answer them!
>>3982567
>I might do Super Rabbit regardless for a chuckle
>>3982501
>You see a ventilation shaft open and Yamato is nowhere to be found in the room
>There's a tape recorder on a chair in front of you
"You know I'm a bit smarter than that Otori-san~"
>Gunshots seem to ring out from nowhere at all
>>3982515
Well, yeah but I'm gonna stop there for tonight I can't tell too many stories. I'm getting a little tired too I don't want to fall asleep in the middle of one.
>>3982536
That's what you think Subaru, I'm currently on the run right now.
>>3982565
Every few months someone gets interested in what my past was like. It's pretty interesting to outsiders so I'm willing to tell it. The only past choices I regret are the ones I made here.
>>3982597
H-hey! There's no need to cry. Cosplay can be really cool! I'm not gonna bash someone for something they're into. I may be an asshole but I'm not that mean.
>>3982590
Mommy is not for sexual anon!
>>3982587
That's words for ya.... A tricky, confusin' mess. And don't you die on me now, alright?
>>3982584
Psh. Who needs accuracy like that when you've got the nth degree and anarchy! I'll always be close enough for a headshot.
>>3982610
Well, do you have a short one, dude? I'm really interested in your stories!
>>3982587
Perhaps, but you are easy to please.
>>3982587
Aw heck, I can't keep my nuts to myself anyways, don't mention it, but uh, do be careful there. My nut sack is nearly bursting with salty goodness! Take it slow, savor the flavor.
>>3982584
No that's stupid. Stands are not real! But the second part of your sentence made some sense!
This must be the work of an enemy Survival Game Club!
>>3982597
By subtle I mean, that when he's done with the pirates, there won't be much left of them!
That means we won't be forced to clean up after it!
>>3982610
Well I tried. Back to more important matters, like winning the next Survival Game.
>>3982597
Who told you my story!? That was meant to stay safe deep within my heart!
>>3982610
You can only run so far...so fast...before she finally GET YOU!
>>3982584
My home has heating, plus...
>She reaches into her jacket and pulls out another hat
I always carry an extra! Some people like to steal my hat...
>>3982592
Y-You should really take it easy before you hurt yourself then!
>>3982604
Nah, shouldn't you tell me about yourself more then them?
>>3982610
O-Oh come on, they couldn't have been THAT bad!
>>3982642
I wanna ava a skelly. Who are some good skeleton characters? The only ones I can think of are already taken
>>3982665
Jack Skellington
>>3982552
A very happy coincidence! Sadly I've been without power for the majority of the day due to a bad thudnerstorm, but as soon as power came back, I decided to check in on HG, and to my luck, a game roster was starting up. Pure luck of the draw!
>>3982629
I don't even need to be close to an enemy! I can strangle them from miles away thanks to some super cool anarchy magic!
>>3982643
I think I know the problem here. They're coming after me. They know I'm an all-star, so they'll do whatever they can to get me on their side!
>>3982653
How many hats do you keep in your pocket...?
>>3982653
Yeah, but It'd be rude just talking about myself all the time... Say, where do you come from, dude? Maybe I can show you a picture of what they look like!
>>3982620
Jeez.. Pretty soon, people'll be making words like "rod' or "meat" lewd, too! That's just silly, it's like I can't even talk!
Oh well.. I'll try not to.
>She pops another nut into her mouth, chomping and humming contently.
How've you been, Aussa? Wanna share?
>>3982638
I am? What makes you say that, Papa Bones?
>>3982642
Oh, don't worry, I'm not gonna be tasting your nutsack, that'd just be silly. Plus, it's probably dirty anyway.
I'm going for the yummy stuff inside the nutsack!
>>3982665
Generic Skeleton Mob Guy
Genskelm for short.
>>3982618
That image on the bottom right leads me to believe that you are for sexual
>>3982637
Haha, I really don't. How about you though. You have any stories.
>>3982643
>You hear him call from down a hallway
You give up too easily Otori-san~ Come play with me baby~
>>3982652
Dude, I'm really good at running. Like really good. I've escaped armed gunmen countless times. I've went from point blank range to a safe distance in seconds.
>>3982653
They got the two people I loved killed so yes, they were THAT bad.
>>3982682
It might have been a bait though.
I wasn't planning to show myself, just lurking and making pics... but then I said "fuck it, let's go"
So yeah, we got lucky.
>>3982653
I've been restless, and I don't wanna slow down, neither. I'm more hellbent than I ever was even when I was studyin'.
>>3982693
Think they already have.... And nah, I'm good.I've been...busy, you could say. Nonstop trainin'.
>>3982665
>Sir Daniel Fortesque?
>>3982705
No, not really, except for that time aliens invaded us...
>>3982705
Idiot! Fool! Moron! She's the president of the survival club, so she knows how to de-leg people like you within seconds! You call me stupid, but you're not even using your brain here!
>>3982665
Sir Daniel Fortesque from Midevil
>>3982687
No, that's probably wrong, Subaru! Nobody would think that someone who looks like you could ever be a decent Survival Game player!
They most likely want to strike when we're the weakest, and our incomplete club couldn't handle that!
>>3982705
>She shouts down the hallway
I'm sorry Yamato, but I have no time to play tag with you when a Survival Game is about to start!
I know that you're still a kid, but I can't play babysitter all day, when there're more important things to win!
>>3982732
>smashes you with an ax
>you explode into a pile of dust and 8 gold coins
Anon, the skellington was inside of you all along.
>>3982739
No, I'm third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club!
>>3982719
Skeletons with eyeballs triggers me.
And doesn't the narrator speak for him?
>>3982610
I wasn't crying. I was just sobbing over someone finding out again.
So you're a cosplayer as well or just an admirer of cosplay?
>>3982643
Well that is true, there won't be a lot left of them after you send a lion to their den.
I'm just wondering what happens if they kill the lion.
>>3982652
Mio-sama. It wasn't a great story either.
I felt like working on my costume the entire time.
>>3982732
>I refer again to >>3982719
>>3982718
N-not really, anon.
And why are you staring at me like that?
>>3982687
Generally one, but I could always duplicate it with magic.
>>3982692
Germany and Japan, both of those were on the photo before.
>>3982705
Huh... c-could be worse?
>>3982719
W-Why? If you end up training too hard and hurting yourself you'll only put your goal further off than what it already is.
>>3982693
Silly me, that's what I meant! However, I will have you know my nut sack is immaculate! I tend to dozens of different nut sacks. You could say taking care of nut sacks is a passion of mine!
>>3982732
Just watch the fucking movie again. You'll have a good time, you always do.
>>3982709
Fyxe! It's my turn to say hi for once!
>>3982753
Hurting animals is illegal!
>>3982739
>>3982763
Well... oh. Hi Brian!
How are you doing tonight? No it's silly to ask that, you're obviously doing good.
Your "nut" RP made me chuckle.
>>3982752
>Oh. Well, shit. Truth be told it's been so long I can't remember.
>>3982718
>>3982758
Urgh. At least he hasn't kissed you yet. That happens a lot.
>>3982762
Hehe...I recover quick. Darn quick. After all, I recovered from bein' nearly exsanguinated overnight, y'know.
>>3982776
>legit doing the samefag check
Nigga.
>Open up youtube
>See this
It's time to stop.
>>3982742
That's what they want you to think, stupid! In reality they know who I truly am, and that's why they want to kidnap me for their own sick pleasures!
>>3982753
You're cruel, Kayo-tan. You're supposed to feel bad that I have to resort to this kind of facade.
>>3982762
Man, I wish I had hat magic instead of hand magic
>he puts the hat on
So how does it look? Am I sexy enough yet?
>>3982709
Eh, still. Seemed like fate itself happened, or something along those lines. Whats your opinion on fate?
>>3982699
Your eyes decieve you anon!
>>3982762
Here's a photo of Japan! I'll find a photo of Germany real quick!
>>3982784
>I'm bored and half asleep.
>>3982792
What the fuck is with that guys face on the first video?
>>3982792
Oh those silly dindus, they're so cute when they think they're people
>>3982779
I am doing whatever it is you do at hour 30 of no sleep. Die, that's it!
But seriously, how are you? I had this creeping feeling that I had seemed purposefully distant towards you by mistake.
>>3982719
Training? Well, training for what? You already seem pretty strong, and the people here are nice, so..
>>3982763
Really? Well, it's pretty convenient that you know your way around a nutsack, huh?
>>3982782
But that's wrong!
We're not in a relationship, and my oaths keep me from getting romantically involved.
>>3982787
Because it makes you look lecherous, and I don't think you should act like that...
>>3982725
That sounds interesting, but you'll have to tell me that one later. I'm gonna head to bed soon.
>>3982731
I'm the tactician of my own survival club. I'll be fine.
>>3982742
>He shouts again
We're only a year apart. Also, I just outsmarted you, so were 0-1 now. I'm in the lead, remember that Otori~
>>3982753
I'm more of an admirer. But I'll join in if someone really needs me to. I remember I dressed up as Rance once for a convention that Nee-san wanted to go to. She got all of our friends to cosplay as characters from the series and said I fit the bill as the protagonist for some reason. B-but anyway, more of an admirer but I'll join in on need based projects.
>>3982762
>He sighs
I guess it could. I mean I haven't been killed yet so at least I have that going for me.
>>3982806
And... Here! This was him during World War Two!
>>3982807
Sips. My nigga. You up in the get down side to side?
>>3982792
FUCKING NIGGERS RACE WAR NOW
>>3982792
I dunno, but watching it he talked about white privilege so into the trash it goes.
>>3982817
Alright then, dude. G'night!
>>3982748
What do you mean? I'm a person, I swe-
AHHHHHHHH
>the pile of dust rattles furiously
>>3982763
I don't want to watch movies! I want to be spooky NOW!
>>3982782
well fug. Guess I'll cross him off the list.
>caring about what dindus do when there are sandniggers to exterminate
>>3982792
Ooga booga we dindu nuffin
>>3982794
That could be right and I already made up a plan for it! We'll use you as a bait and get them to capture you!
But, we'll first equip you with a tracking device, so we can strike them down, right in their home!
>>3982817
No you're not. Failing to get in a Survival Game is the biggest mistake you could ever make here, and you just did that earlier!
But I can't blame you. You don't have passion in your heart for it or anything at all.
>>3982782
Wow... well you still should remember to eat and sleep.
>>3982794
>She giggles
Now you just need a purple coat to complete the look!
>>3982806
He looks quite composed, I'd invite him to drink tea!
>>3982822
And I would love to hear some stories from him!
>>3982817
Exactly! There's a bright side to everything!
>>3982787
You're the one who declared your wanting-to for THAT 'ta the world.
>>3982814
Religious? Buut...yeah. Th'faceless folks don't care. Expect lots of petting, kissing, and groping. Typically before you can react 'ta stop them.
>>3982813
That's...it's not enough, Makoto. I need 'ta keep getting stronger for a friend'a mine.
>>3982849
>Look it up or something maybe. I dunno.
>>3982813
Yeah! Not to brag, but many people describe my knowledge of proper nut sack handling and cleaning as, "Oh dude, man, this is amazing, I've never had someone take care of my nuts like this before!"
>>3982849
Don't be a pleb anon.
>>3982796
Well hum... I do believe in Fate... Not in a "fatalist" way, but more along the lines of "well, if it happened, it was meant to happen anyway" doesn't mean I rely on destiny or something.
Everything has a cause, we just don't know them, so there is a illusion of hasard at play...
But I try not to think too much about it. Free will is a comfy illusion after all.
>>3982810
Hum... I had the same feeling actually, but you know, it's good. There are some friend I haven't see since month, doesn't mean I don't hold them dear or something, some people are just like that, and I can understand, don't worry.
I'm all good.
Still, what I don't understand is how you can stay 30 hours awake, you just look like some kind of madman in that picture
>>3982801
but...your tits tho...
>>3982817
You say that, but I don't really believe you at all.
>>3982858
W-Wait, so you're actually going to let them capture me!? Wh-what if they kill me!?
I want /pol/ to leave.
>>3982853
This guy is right. We should be arming and training the dindus into a rabid force of crack-addled psychopaths and just ship them over to Afghanistan.
On boats.
>>3982881
It's for the sake of our club, Subaru! We have to put our, or well your life on the line for it!
>>3982860
Ehehe...and the second time it happened I wasn't even affected, either.
>She pats the side of her neck with a grin
My familiar can keep me in check, if nothing else. He may act all aloof an' such, but...he's not that bad.
>>3982879
What's wrong with my tit... oops!
>>3982860
Well, maybe I can bring them here so you can talk to either of them! Just pick one, and I'll call them here!
>>3982883
so, r/4chan
got it
>>3982865
Really? I guess I can relate, I had the same goal, a while ago.
I've been relaxing recently, though.. Why d'you need to get stronger so bad? D'you need to rescue your friend from bad guys?
>>3982871
Wow.. I think I might come to you if I'm ever having problems with my nutsack, is that fine?
>>3982865
If they try to get too forward, I have things I can do to stop them.
I'd just rather not hurt anyone before they've thrown away their three chances.
>>3982860
I don't think purple fits me well. I'm too scary looking to be wear a cute color like that.
>>3982892
Well what do I get in return for this?
>>3982898
Please don't tease the Anons.
>>3982914
DISREGARD THAT I SUCK COCKS HA HA HA!
>>3982898
>nosebleeds and faints
>>3982883
>everyone that doesn't like gorillas must be from the politically incorrect board
Go be stupid somewhere else, tumblr
>>3982766
They are pirates Mio-sama. Didn't you say they didn't care about the legal activities?
I don't think they will care about this either.
>>3982794
I don't really feel bad. I should read more manga however, your story has some similarities with the generic protagonist.
>>3982817
So you dressed up as a sex-maniac and rapist...
...and girls just said you fit that role?
So I'm dealing with a rapist protagonist guy and a generic depressed protagonist guy. It's good that I read up with my manga or I wouldn't know how to deal with you two.
>>3982875
>Look like some kind of madman
Whaaaat? Look at this perfectly sane face!
To be clear, I wasn't trying to be distant at all. I really do enjoy talking to you. I know how it feels when you start questioning if someone was being genuine with you before.
>>3982904
I would love for you to come on, er, to, weird slip of the tongue there, me with your nut sack when it needs to be taken care of by a proper professional! No charge!
>>3982948
>>3982875
Fuck wrong picture
I feel like there're a lot of memes thrown around and a lot of sarcasm, but like.. I just really, honestly hate black people.
>>3982905
I ask 'em to stop. Then I ask sternly. Then I tell them. Afterwards...the unbroken status of their arms aint necessarily guaranteed.
>>3982904
Well...not quite, but close. A friend'a mine is in danger, at least for now, and...well, the person she's being chased by sorta has a reputation for being impossibly strong a fighter.
>>3982913
You get to keep your position as the Vice-President. I think it's a fair deal.
>>3982943
There's a difference between theft, murder and animal abuse! Not even the worst monsters would harm a cute lion!
>>3982926
Genuinely not sure if this post is ironic or not.
>>3982961
I want to bite Wiggins' nose and rips it off from his stupid face.
>>3982962
Black People are alright.
Niggers are subhuman.
>>3982976
I want Paul to leave
>Checks a payphone to see if there's any change in it.
>>3982962
Why? Did you have a bad experience with a black person at some point? Not all blacks are niggers, mate.
>>3982948
I know you were genuine, you're one of the kindest peopl here. I just said that I know that sometimes people can feel distant without meaning it. I do it too.
Also, you seems like a psycho on both picture, it doesn't matter
>>3982961
>>3982948
>>3982978
This
>>3982839
Night!
>>3982858
>He grimaces at the last line
You were just outsmarted by someone without any heart. You were beaten by someone who doesn't care. Your biggest mistake is caring too much Otori. I don't have the time or energy to explain this to you, I'll see you tomorrow to beat you again. Goodnight.
>>3982860
You know what? You're right Ilya, I'm gonna try to look on the bright side of things at least for a little bit. Test the waters you know? I'll start tomorrow though, goodnight!
>>3982881
No one ever believes in me, hasn't stopped me from accomplishing the impossible though. Night Subaru, try to keep the death count down would you? It's depressing to see you die all the time. I like you much better alive.
>>3982943
That's who Rance is? Hm, I really should've played that game before I agreed to dress up as him. Ah well, I thought I looked cool. Don't worry I'm not like him at all, or at least no one says I am. I do piss people off a lot though. Augh, god dammit I don't have the energy to try and remedy this. Goodnight Tiny, see you tomorrow.
Night everyone!
>>3982913
Nonsense! I think with a black or gold cane and a purple jacket you could pull it off quite well!
>>3982899
R-Really? You'd do that for me? Then I'll pick Germany!
>>3982897
S-So why are you pushing yourself so hard?
>>3982943
That's right, except I'm not generic at all!
NATSUKI SUBARU ISN'T A GENERIC MC AT ALL! I'M THE BEST AROUND, NO NOBODY'S GONNA EVER GET ME DOWN!
>>3982966
Well gee Mio-tan, I don't think anyone else is qualified enough to tale my position for me, therefore I call your bluff!
>>3982985
The only black people I've met were the black people that called other niggers fucking niggers and they were pure bro-tier that were racist against their our race.
>tfw thread has gone to shit and host has abandoned us
>>3982875
Probably the best way to look at it to be honest. I only asked because its weird how things play out in life. Things can either happen in a perfect chain reaction, like the right chemicals being added to a mix, or it can go right to wrong very quickly. Its one of those types of thoughts that you get when you're in a moment of pure thought, or day dreaming.
>>3982976
I want to take Wiggins out for some brewskis and maybe scare up some jailbait at the local Dairy Queen afterwards.
>>3982965
Are you a follower of the Buddha as well?
We believe that each person is allowed to learn from the same mistake 3 times before they must be punished for it.
>>3982948
Alright, thanks a bunch! Man.. Y'know, I really should've guessed you were the kind of guy that likes dealing with nutsacks. You've just got the hands for it.
>>3982965
Huh? Really?
Alright, then it's time to get my butt in gear! Any friend a' Aussa's is a friend of mine! Who're we beating up?
>>3982982
>it starts ringing
>>3982995
Rest well, and try to wake up with some passion in your heart, Yamato!
>>3982995
It feels weird when you're actually nice to me for once...Goodnight though. Don't expect to escape Mio-tan in your dreams.
>>3982998
Th-that's...that's a pimp you've just described to me...
>>3982982
Hi, Aiza-..
....
Um, hey..
>>3982982
And what exactly are you doing with that payphone, miss?
>>3982998
Hold on! GERMANY!
>Ja, vhat is it? Did jou call me, frau? Vhat do jou need?
>>3982986
If it's the hair, my hair just does that.
>>3983018
Can I scare up a dilly bar instead?
>>3983023
Short stubby fingers and wide palms! Perfect for cradling a full nut sack
>>3983009
Well, it's hard to reflect on this when you're just an average person, because it just feels disjoncted.
But you can say that some people indeed do have a "destiny"
But for us common folks, it's only tiny events
I don't think I'm special at all, but my coming to HG was led by a lot of perfectly set coincidences for exemple
>>3982982
Looks like I caught a thief red handed!
>>3982982
...Uh. What in th'heck is that thing?
>>3982998
Well, uh, you do remember that issue with my friend Sakuya, right?
>>3983022
Who...? Oh, that thingy. Nah, I don't really give heed 'ta gods aside from my world's three Creator-Gods. I'm just, er...not so keen on resortin' 'ta violence first, is all.
>She laughs awkwardly
Though I guess my reaction still sorta is...much.
>>3983023
>She shakes her head slowly
This is...probably not the best thing 'ta get yourself in to.
>>3982966
I think criminals can't really be compared to our mindset Mio-sama.
They might just do the opposite of what we expect them to do. It's why they are pirates, I should really let you have this weekly issue of the Shonen Jump.
There's a story about a pirate manga in it.
>>3982995
Bye bye Rance!
I'll expect an explanation from you next time I see you. Try to convince me that you're not equal to a rapist MC.
>>3983000
>She just watches him shout.
Everyone gets you down Subaru.
>>3983049
Not the hair, the eyes.
You reeks out of sleep deprivation everywhere.
>>3983025
...
>Picks up the phone.
Hello?
>>3983035
Makoto, hey. What's up?
>>3983048
I'm doing exactly what it looks like.
Making a phone call.
>>3983066
Where?!
>Looks around.
>>3983067
...Do you mean my hat?
>>3983049
Sure bruh, but I need you to wingman for me. Highschool chicks dig beards, I'll even take the fat one so you can chat up her cute friend.
>>3983049
Hehe.. You're funny.
Hey, but Aussa told me not to say nutsack anymore for some reason that I already forgot, so we'd better quit.
>>3983067
Hey! Don't underestimate me!
>She sneezes.
Beastkin are pretty strong!
>She sneezes again.
Especially me!
>>3983086
Are you still mad at me..?
>>3983070
EVEN SO, THAT DOESN'T MEAN A MAN SHOULD LET IT GET TO HIM! A MAN HAS TO OVERPOWER SUCH HARSH FEELINGS AND BECOME GREATER THAN ALL OF HIS ENEMIES COMBINED!
>>3983079
The funny thing is that these photos are from the past.
>>3983088
How old are you?
>>3983086
Suuuure. I believe ya, miss. No, really, I do.
>>3983067
>she twitched slightly
That... thingy?
I-i suppose that... one could...
Let's get over that!
It's very good that you aren't one to jump straight to violence.
If I might ask, what is your name?
>>3983070
Looks like your Otaku skills will be of use this time again, Goutokuji! How could I forget? We have to prepare by understanding their mind first!
Your manga just turned out to be worth the money you spent on it this week!
>>3983086
Right there!
>She points with one of her guns at you
>>3983000
Well, Goutokuji is here and she has more experience than you, even if she's only around to dress up as fictional characters.
>>3982982
Hey there Aizawa! It's been a while!
>>3982995
Goodnight!
>>3983048
Ah! I am Illyasviel von Einzbern, a great pleasure! I just wanted to uhh, meet you so I could invite you for tea one day!
>>3983067
Umm, time control girl? A little bit yes.
>>3983086
...Ultimate power.
>>3983086
No, that...thingy you were messin' with.
>>3983097
Wha? I just think that that sorta talk is best left in private.
>>3983096
...But a sick one isn't much help, y'know.
>>3983106
47.
>>3983106
Ok, you got me
Not sure if you should be proud of that though.
But I do admire you strenght. Can't stand 24hrs without sleep myself, I'm just a lazy weak mutt.
>>3983097
Well...
You could try introducing yourself first.
It's far easier to make and maintain friendships if you don't spring lewd things on them and then expect them to be nice to you.
>>3983125
>She sneezes once again, covering her mouth with her hands.
I'm not sick! It's just.. Allergies!
>>3983096
...
Mad? I was never mad.
I just needed some time to accept it.
>>3983108
...Okay?
>Checks her pockets for change and starts paying for a phone call.
>>3983117
>Hands up.
WOAH! I'm just making a phone call, making a phone call!!
I'm not stealing anything!
Even if I was just checking for change, that's not stealing, but I'm making a phone call!
>>3983122
Illya, hey. What's up?
How are your maids? Any here today?
>>3983123
>Hangs up.
>>3983125
It's a phone.
Why don't you know that?
>>3983122
>Illyasviel von Einzbern, ja? Perhaps I can take a day off so I can have some tea. Is it alright if Gilbert comes vith us?
>>3983117
You can't be serious, right? She's too small and too fragile for that! She'll get murdered out there if you let her become the VP!
>>3983123
Well hello little boy! How do ya do? My stomach sure could use a brain or two! Walking for me would sure be a pain so why don't you go walking for me and find me some brains?
>>3983141
Oh, that's good. I'm sorry I told her, but, um.. I don't think I'm gonna be able to help you with Rika anymore.
>>3983102
Impossible for you to pull off. I'm sure that whatever road you're walking that it's a real bumpy one and you're the biggest bump in it.
Why don't you just sit down and read manga or watch anime, it's better for you as you already think you're a protagonist from one.
>>3983117
These pirates have some superpowers though. They have all sorts of powers like: flying, stretchable arms, turning into beasts, punches with fire or explosions, turning into monsters.
It's a pretty shitty and long anime. I don't like it and I want you to have this weekly Shonen Jump.
>She gives Mio-sama the Shonen Jump.
>>3983141
Aizawa, how have you been enjoying the job..?
