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Hunger Games: Romance Edition
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Definitive list:
4>5>6>8>7>3>2>1
Do not argue with this
This is the truth
Part 7 is overrated garbage
Part 5 is underrated treasure
Part 6's ending did not suck
Everything about Part 4 was best
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>>3981083
Uh huh. Then why'd you ask if you were a bad boyfriend?
>>3981112
Holy fuck. We could've used you in Korea... So, what happened after that? Did you get an award?
>>3981108
Nah. I may be dumb, but I'm not an idiot. What's your name, squirt?
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>>3981199
I can understand that much! I bet you'd look so cute in that maid outfit, that there wouldn't be a single person capable of enduring it!
We have to save such drastic "firepower" for a future Survival Game!
>>3981201
When did I say that we're not friends? I honestly don't remember.
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>>3981254
Why did you bring this shit into the new thread
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>>3981184
Thanks?
>>3981204
Can't compromise. So how are you doing, eh?
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>>3981254
>3 above 2
>chimps have stands
>a dog has a stand
>a pencil could have a fucking stand
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>>3981267
Because your game is shit
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>>3981264
>>3981236
I'm not telling you my name, end of discussion.

>>3981238
Excuse me?
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And soon enough
Everybody's up and on their way and leaving me behind
I'm half as far in twice the time
Undefined
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>>3981201
A girl that my girlfriend respects very highly said she 'wouldn't mind spending a casual night' with me. And then she got upset.

>>3981236
>>3981264
Because my girlfriend isn't happy.

>>3981238
There is no such thing as a better girlfriend. Sunset is all I want. She makes me happier than I've ever been before. I love her.

>>3981248
For being in love? Fine. Call me an idiot then. I don't care.

>>3981268
Uh, it's sort of a weird situation right now. I'm alright, I guess.
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8 > 7 > 6 > 5 > 4 > 3 > 2 > 1
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>>3981281
Well that's just rude.
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>>3981254
>part 5 anywhere other than bottom
>part 7 that low
This better be bait Vino
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>>3981254
If I may butt in.
3>4>8>5>2>6>7>1
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>>3981219 (Lamepei)
The fact that I can have them appear anywhere I want without anyone having to know.
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>>3981265
I think they would just tell me to do tasks for them. I don't think I'll be left alone for just a minute.
They also asked me to nurse them back to health when I dressed up in my nurse outfit.
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>>3981283
Well, I guess you'll have to settle with me calling you dude or dudette, dude.
>>3981292
What happened, dude? I'm not France, but I'm good enough.
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>>3981185
How couldn't I love an ambitious firecracker like you?

>>3981201
>Out of words, but filled with flames, he slams his own nose into your forehead, breaking it, leaving blood spewed across your face and pouring down his own

KILL OR BE KILLED, HOTSHOT, NOW GO GET ME THAT FUCKING TOWEL

>He lets go and collapses to the floor, eyes wild as ever, suit spattered red

>>3981222
Can't off me that easy, slick.

>>3981232
A lot of people do a lot of weird stuff cause of him.
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...what?
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How to piss off any JoJo fan
5>1>3>6>8>2>4>7
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>>3981254
>Why are you defending literal garbage. Part 6 is acceptable because the reset wasn't as bad as people said and the story was pretty solid but 5 was so fucking terrible. Like c'mon homie,get better taste.
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>>3981293
I... I'm not sure you get the point of the conversation, anon but good job putting those numbers in descending order!
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>>3981292
Seems to me like she's emotionally unstable. She's the problem not you.
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>why are you all talking about things I don't want to?
I'm glad you're not getting the attention you so desperately seek.
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>>3981283
Its ok doll, i have 3 eyes and i just wished for my other ones to come back with the dragon balls
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>>3981296
Part 5 had amazing fights and some of the best side characters in the entire show
Part 7 is overrated trash with a shit protagonist
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>>3981319
These events are pretty terrible.
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>>3981305
>3
>best
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I was dicking around on Pooh's Adventures and I found this
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>>3981319
You heard me right, I'm bearing children again, and they will tear all this to the ground!
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>>3981292
That's good, I hope. Although I must say, this place in general is... odd... I hope said weird thing isn't causing you too much trouble.
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>>3981312
You mean that people don't know what a cosplayer is? I see! That's why the police refused to arrest that chipmunk and the pirate!
They didn't know what I meant by cosplayer!
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>>3981267
Jojofags ruins everything, you should see them on youtube.
And fighting over pointless thing like the best part of their dump japanese comic is even more cringe.
I mean there is no argument besides "hurr X > Y"
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>>3981333
Sumwun's cwanky.
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>>3981310
So, teleporting claws? Or am I not thinking about this right
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>>3981292
I've been calling you an idiot long before this, I'm just saying, is she really a good person? I'd imagine you once did something stupid like attack her friends when you got jealous in the past, did she try to stop you?

>>3981314
Well then I'll call you an idiot.

>>3981334
Fine.
Please put me down.
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>>3981347
spike cucked again
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>>3981347
Fucking what
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>>3981355
My good man, the internet is FOR having autistic arguments with strangers over inconsequential bullshit! Also rapid information dispersal blah blah blah
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Final 3!
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>>3981264
>>3981236
We did, we had a huge party that night. Life just went on though. We got to lord over 2-S for about a month before their egos and money kicked back in. It was fun while it lasted though. Nothing else really interesting happened that year until the summertime.

>>3981265
Just the way you talk about me I guess. It makes me gather from your descriptions that you either hate me or are in mad tsun-love with me.

>>3981292
So you think that's your fault? Another girl called you attractive and would have sex with you? Jeez, man that's nothing. You turned her down though right? Right?

>>3981317
>He just stands there for a second
What the fuck
>He sighs and then returns with a towel a few minutes later and just drops it on his face
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>>3981360
Alright then, dude. England calls me that everyday, so that doesn't affect me at all.
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>>3981355
Basic human nature at work.
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GODAMMIT JOJO FAGS
IM TRYING TO FAP
>>>/gif/8853510
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>>3981314
It's.. It's nothing. I should stop worrying about it. Sorry for bugging you, Mr. America.

>>3981326
Or the problem is I haven't been very mindful of her emotions, and I should be there to help with them.

>>3981347
Yeah, I think they have a Sunset who's in a relationship with that guy from the Weekenders. That's what the wiki said.

>>3981352
I think I'm just overreacting. Thanks for the concern, though.

>>3981360
She is, I did, and she did.

She's the best person I know. A lot of people just don't see the side of her I see.

>>3981377
Of course I did. I also told Sunset that I loved her and only her.
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>>3981377
Yo, was there another war in the summertime?
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>>3981381
England? That's a stupid name, tell him he has a stupid name.
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>>3981336
>implying the protagonist wasn't Gyro for the majority of Part 7
>implying any of the side characters of 5 that weren't Narancia or Mista were very interesting
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>people think anything aside from 1 is best Jojo
I can't hear you over young Speedweed, no shitty stands, and fucking Baron Zeppeli.
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>>3981339
3 and 4 in conjunction are better stories than 5, 6, and 7 combined.
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>>3981377
She hates you. Mio-tan loves me and only me.
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We have our podium, now we just need to find out the order!
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>>3981254
>Vino in charge of having good taste
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tets
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>>3981358
Kinda. With my arm here I've got all the digistruct technology I need as well to bring out my Deathtrap and my digistruct claws. I can even cause a digistruct explosion.
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>>3981376
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O SHIT
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>>3981394
Oh so what the red-head was saying was true. I don't think anyone else sees her side like you do, not even her.
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>>3981394
Nah, dude. You told me what went on, and I'm gonna help you through it. What happened, dude?
>>3981396
Well, his human name is Arthur Kirkland, but yeah, it is a stupid name. Not as stupid as São Tomé and Príncipe, but I get it.
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>>3981394
Take yourself out of the equation for just a second. There's just something wrong with her dude.
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>>3981430
Someone wins
Who is it?
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>>3981404
Wrong! I just appreciate if people put effort in the things they do, and hate it when people talk ill about things that others love!
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>>3981430
Someone won... but who? :^)
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>>3981376
Why only a bearded lady? Why not the first bearded lady CEO of a Fortune 500 company, huh!?

>>3981377
>After cleaning up, still moist with ice water and sweat, blood mostly dried, tissues shoved up his nose, he asks

So what the fuck are you gonna accomplish in the next 24 hours, huh?

>>3981430
I always knew these new drugs were bad news.
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>>3981354
Probably. Wait, what did you get yourself in Mio-sama?
What did the police even say about what happened?
>>3981377
>>3981404
Mio-sama only has love for the Survival Games Club and the Survival Games.
I don't think either of you would have a shot of love at her.
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Someone wins!
Come up and get your prize, uh, whoever you are.
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>>3981394
Just be smart. Overreacting and not thinking straight can lead to some bad choices. Trust me, I'd know.
>>3981430
Wow. Well, congrats and thanks for hosting
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>>3981392
ok well go do that over there
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>>3981360
Ok
>puts you down
But i want you back by bed time
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>>3981438
Wow, you must also have a stupid name of you know people with those names.
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>>3981454
Congrats to (not Gogo), and thanks for hosting.
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>>3981446 :^)
>>3981444
>>3981454

KONO GOGO DA!
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>>3981454
Good job, Gogo.
Thanks for hosting,
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>>3981468
Thank you for hosting.
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>>3981394
Then you're fine man. If she's down there's no way that it's not about that. I'd ask her about it later and don't take the other girl as an answer.

>>3981395
Kind of, that's when a new drug hit the scene. Paradise they called it. It nearly killed one of our classmates so my friends and I decided to put an end to it. It's another long story but I'm willing to tell it.

>>3981404
>He pushes him away
You fall in love with everyone man. I was just making a joke it's not like she's reacting to it badly or anything.

>>3981445
God, what is it gonna take to get you riled up? Hmmmm, Survival Games are literally the worst and I don't think they're worth anything.

>>3981450
I'm gonna make some more connections eat some dinner and then head to bed.

>>3981452
I don't love your general, shorty. How about we stop making assumptions here....who are you again?
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>>3981445
I'm pretty sure you've bashed things I loved before...

>>3981452
And guess who's the VP of said Survival games! That being said, I think her love for me goes without saying!

>>3981454
Good job Skrilex!
Thanks for hosting, my man!
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>>3981418
I'm not going to pretend I know what a digistruct explosion is, but it sounds pretty cool
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Give me THIRTY SIX TRIBUTES
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>>3981468
You did something with your life. Congratulations to you. To the winner, do better. Don't stop now.
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>>3981510
Chad Kroeger
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>>3981510
David Bowie
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>>3981510
Makoto
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>>3981510
Hg
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>>3981510
Clawdia
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>>3981502
Little did you know I was also making a joke! You, Yamato-tan, are way too gullible!
Between you and I, Mio-tan isn't someone you'd want to be with anyways.
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>>3981510
The Man in Back
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>>3981433
Is it terribly selfish of me to sort of like that? That I see something special that no one else does?

>>3981430
Congratulations, Someone. Whoever you are.

Thanks for hosting.

>>3981438
It's just stupid stuff. Really.

>>3981443
There's nothing wrong with her that isn't wrong with everyone else. She's flawed, sure, but so am I. She makes me forget my flaws, though, and I'm gonna do the same for her. If you saw what I saw, you wouldn't say that.

>>3981456
I'll keep that in mind. I just hope I get the chance to fix things.

>>3981502
Aren't I supposed to do the opposite of what you do?
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Alright, i'm going to bed. Later guys.
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>>3981510
The Bloodhound Gang
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>>3981510
RCMP Rick
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>>3981510
Naoe Yamato
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>>3981510
Some knights
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>>3981510
Chie Satonaka
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>>3981510
Maria and Harusame
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>>3981510
Gaige

>>3981509
It's basically just an explosion with a really fancy name.
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>>3981510
Natsuki Subaru!
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>>3981510
Spike
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>>3981480
America, also known as Alfred Jones! It's nice to meet ya!
>>3981502
DO IT, DUDE! I haven't heard stories this great since the Revolutionary War!
>>3981510
The Axis-Allied Powers
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>>3981510
King Kaito
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>>3981510
Elh Melizee
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>>3981510
Otori Mio

>>3981452
First a chipmunk stole my guns a week ago, and yesterday some pirate took one of my jackets.
The police told me that they won't accept more calls from me after these incidents. I think they didn't believe me.
>>3981502
Yamato, I would never hate you for having a wrong opinion. Instead of that, I'll make a five hour long presentation to prove how wrong that opinion is.
>>3981503
When did that ever happen?
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>>3981510
Nileseyy Niles
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>>3981510
Jack Spicer
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>>3981510
Invincible
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>>3981510
The Real Guy, The Best Guy
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>>3981502
Now that is a man of action! Go kick some ass, I need a Tylenol.
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>>3981510
Link
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>>3981510
Hijiri Byakuren
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>>3981510
Ainz Ooal Gown
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>>3981510
Returning champion Someone
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Elh cookie
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>>3981510
Kayo Goutokuji

>>3981502
Goutokuji, Kayo Goutokuji. I wasn't assuming, I was just noting before you try a thing.
It wouldn't end up being a good feeling for you.
>>3981503
I think she loves us all equally Subaru. I don't think position counts in any of that.
She admires my passion for dressing up even if I don't care about the Survival Games.
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>>3981532
You're seeing something that isn't there. I'd cut my losses if I were you.
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>>3981474
Pick me back up, I'm going to sleep.

>>3981532
It's called an illusion, I've been there with someone, found out he was a shithead, so I let him go without his head. He was a pig. Goodnight.

>>3981552
Oh you're an American. Fuck you.
Goodnight.
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>>3981532
So was me invading Iraq, but it still did something. What happened?
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>>3981510
Betelgeuse Romanee-Conti
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“Ah, I see you’re waking up.”

The first thing she noticed about the room was that it was cold.

The second thing she noticed was the fact that she was as naked as the day she was born.

“I hope you don’t mind, my men took the liberty to shave you, they’re quite enthusiastic, personally I like things more…natural.”

Lowering her gaze, the blonde sole survivor looked down at her naked form. There was a light shining over her and despite knowing full well the Speaker had had a good look at her, she still instinctively covered her large chest and closed her thighs before swinging her legs over the table.

“Where am I? Let me out of here!”

She shouted, beginning to take in her surroundings. She was situated in a glass dome, she could see out and all around her were paper white facilities and machines. Amongst the white there was also greenery and plants. She banged her fists on the glass, but to no avail.

“Oh no, you don’t understand Princess. You’re going to be our guinea pig for my latest model of Synths.”

Synths? She’d heard about them in Diamond city. She’d been too busy getting her hair done and talking to the locals to really pay attention but she remembered something about them leaving the cap off the toothpaste. Harmless, right?

Along came the Synths.

Glossy and white, not too different from the very facility they’d been constructed within. These crash dummy look-a-likes didn’t look much unlike the Gen 2s that’d been developed here. However, these were sleeker, taller and despite being machines, had quite the calculating look in their cold, yellow eyes. They surrounded the dome and the Vault 111 dweller immediately backed up, soon realising exactly why she was naked.
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>>3981510
Aussa
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>>3981510
Dog mom
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>>3981535
Uh later..guy?
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>>3981510
Wasp-chan
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The Speaker chuckled and she, Princess, backed up and planted her form against the opposite wall of her confinement. An invisible until now door opened and the Synths marched into the containment cell, one after the other. There were five of them in all.

“Target sighted.”

“Curious.”

“Commencing lubrication.”

It was only now she realised that these Synths had cocks. Pristine and white, much like their finish, all different shapes and sizes. She shook her head, covering her cunt, closing her thighs, lowering her form to the floor, but it was no use. The first Synth, with the average sized cock was grabbing her, pulling her up with little to no effort before staring into her frightened brown eyes. She was slammed to the table and cold, metal hands were pulling her thighs apart.

“Breeder has not provided lubricant.”

The first Synth said; mechanical whirling as the cock enlarged before plunging between her spread thighs. She cried out, struggling against the table, the Synth’s body heavy and surprisingly hot against her as it began to pummel into her cunt. It was exactly how she imagined being fucked by a machine would be like. Fast thrusts keeping perfect rhythm and spreading her wide.

“Overload! Overload!”

The Synth suddenly began to empty his artificial sperm into her, shooting up into her cunt like an injection. The sensation was awful, immediately she knew it was too much, she felt her womb swelling up and tensing against her bladder, causing her to piss all over herself and the Synthetic human’s cock. The Synth backed up.
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>>3981510
Midway
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>>3981557
You've made fun of me or a ton of things, so how do you expect me to remember what exactly you've made fun of me--
THE WHITE WHALE!

>>3981580
And she loves me for my personality and devilishly good looks, kind of like how you and everyone else admires me for!
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>>3981582
I love you too! G'night!
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>>3981535
Seeya 'round, then.
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Palpatine
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“Insemination of Breeder complete.”

She held her stomach, bending over and falling off the table, doubling over and trembling, she cried and struggled when she felt another set of strong arms pull her up. She shook her head, crying “no no no!” Over and over as the next Synth positioned her as it had been programmed.

“Disciplinary active.”

This Synth had what appeared to be a rough cock and as soon as it entered her, her screaming became more and more hysterical. It locked inside with thousands of tiny barbs, which repeatedly scraped and cut inside her.

“Ah, I see you’re test driving our new punishment unit. No doubt we will have rebellious and noisy Breeders such as yourself… this is how we plan to deal with such.”

The voice from the speaker was barely heard over her desperate screams as she flailed and squirmed in the Punisher’s powerful grasp. After creating the cuts, the Synth then squirted some kind of advanced aphrodisiacs inside her cunt, coating her walls. The liquid seeped into the cuts, going directly into her blood stream, taking effect nice and quickly. Her body began to feel hot, panting softly as she held her thighs open wide, her cunt leaking blood, lubricant and artificial cum. She closed her eyes tightly, her vision beginning to fail as sweat ran down her cheeks in visible beads.

“Stand back, keep watch!”

The voice over the speaker commanded and the Synths did as they were told, stepping back and watching.

“S-So…So hot..”
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>>3981510
LD

The L stands for Late
(it actually stands for Lord Dominator)
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>>3981581
>>3981582
It's real, damn it. You guys are the ones seeing the illusion.

>>3981583
It was just a stupid thing, where a stupid hypothetical question, made someone that Sunset liked a lot say that she'd stupidly spend a night with me if she stupidly had to choose a stupid Arena resident to go on a stupid date with.

And then Sunset left.
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>>3981620
>kissu
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>>3981630
What
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She whimpered, thighs trembling, toes curling. One hand gripped at her large breast, rolling it in her fingers and pinching at her sensitive nipple, the other travelled down to her leaking cunt, pulling the folds wide.

“P-Please..please..I need..”

“…Well, the new lotion works better than expected…look at her. Go on, do as she says.”

The most endowed Synth approached, its cock as thick as a Nuka-cola bottle, and just as long. It hunched over the waiting slut, her back sticking to the table with sweat as she offered herself. The Synth didn’t hesitate to enter her, stretching her wide open, plunging in hard enough to cause her to split and bleed. She choked back a sob, drool running down her chin as she bucked and squirmed, tits bouncing.

“Fuck me, take me, breed me, fill me up! Make me fat, fatten me up with sperm! Fuck me! Please!”

The Synth did as it was told, repeatedly taking her over and over at her command, however, when it squirted its lubricant, it didn’t stop. It grabbed at her wrists, scrabbling and slamming her so hard into the table that the glass smashed behind her, they both slammed to the floor on top of the shards.

“Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.”

The Synth repeated with each thrust, she was so overwhelmed, so much happening to her, filling her senses, that she didn’t even realise that she was going to meet her end. She was going to die here, fucked to death by a malfunctioning robot.
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>>3981510
>>3981622
This
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>>3981633
There's a reason nobody talks to her.
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>>3981642
>giving LD (You)s
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>>3981642
I didn't count the replies but I'm pretty sure that's more than 36 already

whatever
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“Stop! Stop!”

The voice over the speaker went ignored, the machines closed in on her, cocks thrusting, pulling her up and finding any hole available. One moved in behind her, immediately filling her asshole up with metal cock. Her back was covered in heavy gashes and glass was imbedded into her skin. She screamed and moaned, eyes wide with fear, body not obeying her mind as it begged for more. The other three Synths began to attack the others, punching and pulling at one another, ripping one another limb from limb. When one was pulled off, the other pushed into one of her waiting holes, filling her up with so much lube, her belly was swollen and fat.

They fucked her hard and fast, their bodies heating up with the rapid movements, exhausting and stressing their systems. Soon, their synthetic chests were so hot that they began to burn her skin, the sickly smell of cooked flesh filling the glass prison. By the time the scientists shut the Synths down and got into the container, it was too late. She was fused to the two synths, by her chest, back, cunt and ass. They couldn’t pry her from between them, that sickly sweet smell causing many of the scientists to back off.

XXX

“…Well…I’ll write this one off as a failure.”

The Speaker leaned back at his desk in the office, turning the screen off, where he’d been viewing the scene.

“Put the three intact back into the facility for further testing….scrap the other two.”

He spoke over the bridge of his hands, leaning over his desk and propping his chin up by his elbows, the Speaker watched as the Scientists did as they were told before turning to the second monitor, switching it on.

A man was tied to a chair, gagged and bound, naked. Squirming and sweating.

“Once more, with feeling!”
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>>3981618
That's wrong! I never made fun of your dark past that was made up by you hunting down whales! It made your postition even more stable in the club!
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>>3981652
And that's their loss.
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LD

The L stands for Late
(it actually stands for Lord Dominator)
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>>3981530
>He sighs
Okay Subaru. Please elaborate why I shouldn't be with someone I'm not interested in at all.

>>3981532
That's a general thing. You're still allowed to take my advice. Just don't let her get killed. Or let her get killed I guess if we're actually taking the opposite thing seriously.

>>3981535
Nighto.

>>3981552
Alright, you asked for it. Basically as I've said Paradise was a drug that was created to cause havoc and it was marketed to highschoolers and young adults. It would make you feel really good but the side effects were horrible and would lead to seizures and eventually death. My friends and I set up routes and started catching and putting the dealers behind bars until he extracted the HQ of the operation from one of the dealers we interrogated. It was a trap though and nearly all of my friends were beaten and put out of commission. Our most powerful fighter Momoyo had her powers sealed. To top it all off I was kidnapped. We were completely defeated.

>>3981557
>He starts running for the door

>>3981563
>He pulls a bottle out of his jacket and hands it to him
I figured you might need some.

>>3981580
>He pats her head
Ok Tiny. I understand you gotta be tough for your leader but also realize that she's not some untouchable goddess. I'm not hitting on her, I have no intentions of hitting on her. But I will admit that I'm probably going to tease her a bit. Is that acceptable to you?
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>>3981636
C'mon, now....
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>>3981660
shut up already wiggins
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>>3981672
I feel better, but that's only because I'm too confused to feel anything now.
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>>3981633
Wow. Uh, my condolences. So, she trapped you in a corner and then left?
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>>3981557
Why don't you take them back by force? You have more than one gun.
I don't think the authorities in here will stop you or hold you back.
>>3981618
That would make sense but I don't admire you or think you're good looking.
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LD

The L stands for Late
(it actually stands for Lord Dominator)
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I don't think I missed anyone.
Game themes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exlGc8eFXI0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kszLwBaC4Sw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZpxaiNV_sM
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Since leaving Vault 111, the female Sole survivor, armed with a pistol and protected only by her blue vault suit, journeyed on alone. Her stomach was groaning and her body felt weak and sluggish, she needed to find safe shelter and maybe some clean water and wholesome food fast.

Unfortunately, this raven haired sole survivor had drank from the lake just on the outskirts of Sanctuary, only to find it’d not only made her particularly nauseous, but also left her thirstier than before. She had seen people in the distance, and corpses, a lot of corpses, so there must be a clean water source somewhere; she just had to locate it!
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>>3981670
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LD

The L stands for Late
(it actually stands for Lord Dominator)
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>>3981689
Left as in went for a drive, not left as in left permanently.

I'm just worried about her and our relationship.
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>>3981702
Ooof, just barely made it. Fine by me!
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LD

The L stands for Late
(it actually stands for Lord Dominator)
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>>3981677
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>>3981667
I have a lot of respect for you man, that's why I'm trying my hardest to tell you that she is no good.

And it's because she does selfish shit like this all the time. She doesn't give a fuck about any one but herself.
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Ha ha! She's shitting up your threads now!
Get fucked, HG!
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>>3981702
Oh cool, I wasn't THAT late

nice
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>>3981532
I think you should be able to, it can't be too bad of a mistake knowing you. You're not the destroy the world type.
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She’d come out of hiding to check out what appeared to be the corpse of some kind of two headed cow, lowering her form and looking around, it appeared the coast was clear of any predators, so she approached closer in order to get a better look. The meat seemed fresh and with how empty her stomach was, good enough to cook and eat. Maybe she’d cut some up and offer some to those people she’d seen in the distance, in exchange she could use their fire to cook it on. Oh poor naive sole survivor, if only you knew how cruel the world was now.
She was about to get a very good taste of it very soon, because out of nowhere, she felt something heavy smack the back of her head, just after hearing a loud humming. She yelled out, falling on top of the Brahmin, coating her midsection and face in sticky blood. The Sole survivor of Vault 111 screamed out in terror as hovering above her head, was not one, but three huge mosquitoes, their wings beating noisily. She rolled onto her buttocks, hands trembling as she tried to pull her gun out, just as another one of the Bloodbugs swooped at her, pinning her down onto her back and jabbing its long, pointed proboscis into her shoulder. It immediately began to drink up her blood. She was immobilized now, lying in fear as the huge insect drank from her, it’s sack inflating, filling with her fresh, dark blood. She felt faint, razor sharp claws pulling at her Vault suit as the two other Bloodbugs closed in on her, ripping away at her suit in order to reveal her huge, hanging tits. She closed her eyes tightly, legs kicking as she once more tried to grab for her gun, but it was just out of reach of her fingertips.
Soon she felt those razor sharp claws digging away at her hips, pulling her onto her belly as a second proboscis injected her buttock, the greedy Bloodbug sucking away as she squealed out, she kicked and flailed with all her might, only to find her fighting wasn’t much unlike that of a fish out of the ocean, weak and lifeless.
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>>3981702
HAHA! Sweet! We're going to get all the candy tonight.
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>>3981663
You made it sound liken I was some kind of hunter that killed whales for seafood restaurants, when in reality it was gunning to kill ME! It's a very serious problem, and you trivialized it!

>>3981672
You don't have to be interested in her in THAT way, or in any way at all! Just do me a favor and shoot her if she gets close to you, okay? It's for your own protection.

>>3981692
Oi, Kyoko-tan, I think Yamato is trying to hit on Mio-tan. What do you think we should do to stop this travesty?
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>>3981675
Oh, you want more?
>kissu
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Time for a Halloween game!
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>>3981702
Looks good to me!
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>>3981702
*Crack his knucklesckels*
Alright then, Let's get a straight into the action!
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>>3981702
Let's start this
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>>3981769
You mean it's NOT a concert?
Grop damnit not again...
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>>3981748
Take back your cancerous kid.
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“Stop! Help! Help me! Please!”

She cried out, her words attracting the attention of the nearby Raiders. They remained in hiding, jeering as they watched the Bloodbugs begin to process of taking their new eggs new host, evidently they weren’t new to this process.

The largest Bloodbug proceeded to mount her, pinning her down to the Brahmin corpse before lifting its sack and sliding out a thin needle, which it immediately inserted between her thighs. It was sharp enough to rip though her suit and panties, but flexible enough that it effortlessly travelled up to her womb, releasing the necessary steroid hormones required for her to begin laying the Bloodbug’s eggs. She whimpered and sobbed, face covered in the cow mutant’s blood as she tried to crawl away from her attackers.

The Bloodbug’s proboscis immediately inserted between her lips and down her throat, pumping blood down into her belly. She squirmed desperately, choking back against the probe as she struggled beneath the huge insect. Once the alpha Bloodbug was finished inserting the gel-like plug into her womb it slipped its needle like probe out of her cunt before taking off, the other two followed, their hums audibly growing quieter as they flew further and further away.
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>>3981769
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>>3981672
Oh my god. How did you get out of that?
>>3981714
If she loves you then she'll come back. If not, then it's her loss.
>>3981702
It's not cheating to have eleven people in one team, right?
>>3981769
ITALY, GET YOUR ASS BACK HERE
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>>3981745
I appreciate that you think you're looking out for me, Anon, but she really isn't like that.

I know it sort of seems that way, but when we're alone, things are different. Very different.

>>3981758
Ha. Yeah, I guess I'm not.
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>>3981769
And we're off!
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>>3981769
Autumn already? Canada Day was only a week ago though!
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Niles sure is brutal for someone whose image won't fucking load.
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>>3981769
That's what you get muscle bitch! I told you don't try and step up to me!
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>>3981768
No, actually, I don't.
>>3981769
...I really don't need this.
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Hello everyone, I hope you are all having a fine evening.
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>>3981769
...I am beyond angry right now
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The next few days were hell. Her head was constantly in a daze, she couldn’t see straight and kept falling. It was a wonder that she hadn’t become a feast for some Super mutants or attacked and ripped apart by some of the unique Commonwealth wildlife. Instead, she’d received a nice refreshing drink from some raiders, before they took it in turns, passing her around and using her like a sex doll. She was broken and defeated, but still she wandered, the male Bloodbug had filled her up with all the necessary proteins in order to produce eggs and it was soon becoming apparent by the swelling in her belly and the ravenous desire to eat raw meat.

XXX

After feasting on the corpse of a dead raider she’d stumbled upon, the female sole survivor brought a hand to her swollen belly, she was so heavy now that she’d begun to crawl and instincts were taking her back to the very lake that’d eradiated her in the first place. By now she was completely naked, covered in bites, scratches and filth. Moving into the lake, she lay on her belly, curling her form in and pressing her cheek to the warm, murky waters. The egg laying began and wild, uncontrollable noises escaped her as she started to push and buck. Once the gel plug came loose inside her each egg came out, one after the other in a string. She kept her thighs spread, panting and clutching herself, mouth filling with water as she choked.
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>>3981672
>She starts running after Yamato
Ahahahahaha! I see now! You took my advice and started your warm up exercises, right before the next round!
I'll accompany you on your jog, Yamato!
>>3981692
I found my guns and the I haven't seen the pirate since then. I'll end their thief syndicate in no time if I ever see them again.
>>3981766
I didn't! I thought that an illegal whale hunter that fought many battles against such beasts, would turn out as a decent club member!
Was I wrong?
>>3981769
>>3981702
Third year Otori Mio, President of the Survival Game Club isn't ready for action, because she took an empty bag!
No equipment or anything for this round!
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>>3981789
She does. I know she does. I just hope she knows I'll never choose anyone over her.
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>>3981808
Yo, dude!
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>>3981797
An evil skeleton, the girl that bullied me, and a bunch of cancer cells got beat all at once! That's awesome!
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>>3981797
Ok.
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>>3981797
Nobody can take these hands today!
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Soon the eggs were laid on the surface of the water and she continued on, lifeless and drooling.

Her life was nothing but instinct now. Eat, feed, and wander. At this point, even the Raiders didn’t want to touch her, parting way as she walked into their camp like a mindless zombie. They never attempted to kill her, perhaps tease her with meat and throw it into some mud in order to watch her scrabble for it.

Speaking of mud, her second clutch of eggs was laid in the murky, sticky marshlands. She’d crouched into the swamp, covered in thick, grimy mud before beginning the process all over again. She made no noise, only panted softly, her skin sickly pale and her eyes lifeless. She was nothing but a host for the injected hormone to do its work.

Soon, after the third clutch was laid, she’d most likely be dead.
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>>3981808
Erhm. I'm just tryin' 'ta ignore all the recitals, here.
>>3981797
Can't blame me for tryin'.
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>>3981814
interesting statistics
shit spam
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>>3981790
You see? Plus I'm sure there are a few, including myself, that would vouch for you if you did do something terrible.
>>3981797
NO ONE CROSSES THE BORDER WITHOUT A PASSPORT, EH!!!
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>>3981784
"no deal" as you all like to say. We keep Parshit busy most of the time for you, you can babysit Paul for an hour or two.
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>>3981797
I knew I wasn't ready, but that couldn't stop me from trying!
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>>3981797
Huh? Why'd you run? I'm not a scary guy..
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>>3981819
As long as you don't, then I bet you'll make up eventually!
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>>3981769
Always best to come up with tactics frist, then beat up bad guys.

>>3981797
Hey this is some good candy!
Shouldn't we have ask if she wanted to share?
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>>3981853
>Equating them
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>>3981820
Hello there! How's it going?
>>3981843
Recitals? What's going on?
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>>3981849
Well, I hope I never do something that bad.

Thanks for being such a good friend, Rick. I really appreciate it.

>>3981862
I hope so. I really, really hope so.
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>>3981790
Stop defending her dude. You've got to ween yourself off of that. You'll be better off and I'm sure everybody agrees.
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>>3981788
>>3981769
D-Do I look pretty in this~?

>>3981797
All I'm seeing is a bunch of leg warmers...

>>3981808
Hello Ilya-taaaaan!
How're you doing? Hopefully you're not too sweaty!
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>>3981688
That's not necessarily a bad thing. Anything else you want to talk about?

>>3981766
Why the hell would I shoot her? I'm not a murderer and I don't even dislike her.

>>3981789
The hostage thing wasn't so bad actually, I was taken hostage by three beautiful girls and a gay man. The gay guy was always out on business so it was just me and three girls in a house together. My plan was to get them to trust me in the house alone and escape, that didn't work out so well as they could track me and move way faster than I could ever hope to imagine by myself. They took my phone away and would use it to send pictures of me having relaxing to send to my friends so they know I would be ok. Now the story gets a little weird here but, I got the strange idea to seduce my way out of the house when I overhead the two younger girls saying I was cute.

>>3981808
Hello

>>3981818
>He slams the door in her face and barricades it with a chair
I'M NOT SITTING THROUGH ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR FIVE HOUR LECTURES. NOT AGAIN!
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>>3981864
>Opps

>>3981883
Hey!
Who turned out the lights?
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>>3981899
S-Sorry! Hey, I had to do it, but let's keep going on adventures, alright?
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>>3981766
I don't think we should be doing anything Subaru. Mio-sama can handle herself. I would be more worried about Yamato.
It's Kayo, not Kyoko by the way.
>>3981672
>Is pat.
I know she isn't an untouchable goddess. I've taken her down in a Survival Game a few times. I'm just telling you that you might find disappointment in teasing her.
Especially when she takes it as harrassing.
>>3981818
Do you need me to dress up as a pirate and infiltrate amongst them so it will be easier for you to stop whatever heinous deeds they are preparing Mio-sama?
>>3981883
I really need to find myself a new thread and needle, this is more boring than anything I've ever done before.
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>>3981880
Why would I stop? I don't know about you, but I don't take slander against the woman I love very lightly.

You're wrong, Anon. I appreciate how hard you're trying, but you're wrong.

>>3981893
Not right now, I guess. Thanks, Yamato.
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>>3981818
Illegal!? Yeah, it's illegal for that thing to kill me, so I had to fight back! Would you have honestly wanted me to die from that thing?!

>>3981883
Pfftahahahaha! What a wuss!

>>3981893
I didn't mean with a real gun, I meant with a BB gun! It's the only way to get her to leave you alone!
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>>3981883
Oh what's up Squirrel Girl? Whatchu doin' today?
>>3981899
Hey fuck you punk ass boys! I hope a pack of chicken nuggets jump you!
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>>3981881
I think I'd rather have my clothes and all back but Daaaamn do you make me look good.
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>>3981883
Guys go ahead and sleep, I can stay awake indefinitely!
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>>3981875
I'm... Relatively fine. How're you doing, dude?
>>3981876
You will. You're not like France who has a harem everywhere, right?
>>3981893
Oh. My. God. Did you, uh, get a partner after that?
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>>3981883
Marisa is a man?
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>>3981899
Ah man...bugs!
I hate bugs!
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>>3981899
We attacked him pretty good if we got rid of half his face!

>>3981907
But what if he does bad things to her? He is a male after all, so we have to make sure he doesn't have those tendencies!
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>>3981926
Oh, Lord no. I'm a one girl type of dragon.
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>>3981846
F
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Violent night.
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>>3981881
Sweaty? From what? I'm just alright too thank you!
>>3981893
Yaaaamaatoo!
>>3981926
I'm doing alright, and you hesitated on your answer.
What's wrong?
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>>3981912
Because you've got to quit inviting this burden into your life.
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>>3981916
>>3981941
Not much, j-
Uh, well.. Y'know.
Just trying to win.
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>>3981876
Like I said, just be smart and you'll pull through in one piece.
>>3981941
No kindling. Great.
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>>3981950
She's not a burden! If anything, she's the opposite. When I'm with her, everything bad falls away, and things seem better.
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>>3981922
You mean I make myself look good, right? I gotta say, I never thought I'd feel so sexy in this weird punk get up!

>>3981941
Tell me about the time he burnt books for a living.

>>3981943
You seem like a sweaty person to me, so I want to make sure you're not coming in here looking like you came back from the gym.
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>>3981941
I always was bad at tricking people...
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>>3981941
Laaadies~
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>>3981965
Hey, d'you guys see anything other than honey?
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>>3981893
Yamato, please. You're making it look like you don't want to hear about the rules, regulations, history, most well known participants and my favourite things about the Survival Games.
Spoiler, everything about the Survival Games is my favourite thing about Survival Games!
>>3981913
You're not supposed to harm wild animals, not even in a Survival Game, Subaru. You have to be 20 to get a license for hunting!
>>3981907
There's no need for that! I have the perfect plan to take care of those lemon eating bastards!
I'll kindly ask them to give it back to me!
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>>3981941
If you want something, just some out and say it!

>>3981965
O-oh, I didn't think there would be anyone else here...
Who are you visi-
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Damn.
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>>3981956
Man what is yo grudge against me?! One minute you talkin' to me and the next you tryin' to kill me! You can't be playin' with a nigga like that!
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>>3981967
You know what that sounds like? Addiction.
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>>3981941
I probably should have think this though...
What's the worst that can happen.

>>3981965
>>3981967
Hey dragon, let's go get some candy. It will be fun
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>>3981938
Then I bet you'll do fine, dude! Just clarify anything she asks you, and you'll be fine!
>>3981943
A whole lot of political stuff is happening in America at the moment, and it's stressing me out. Anyway, enough about me. What's your name, dude?
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>>3981965
>

>>3981970
No. I mean my clothes look reeeeally good. So obviously putting two and two together I'm Fabulous.
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>>3981965
Now it's your turn, punk! Stick all the candy you have in the bag or else!

>>3981980
What's two years away from that anyways? If it's my life on the line then you bet your sweet ass I'm going to murder that thing, or whatever tries to kill me for that matter.
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>>3981991
S-Sorry, it was easy! You just weren't looking, a-and I wanted to win, so.. I figured I'd do it painlessly!
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>>3981934
She has dealt with perverts before. She'll be fine.
You should be worrying more about Yamato if he tries to perv on her Subaru.
>>3981965
I'll be taking her thread and needle so I can continue making some decent camouflage for the rest of these days to come.
>>3981980
They are pirates. I don't think they will give in to you asking kindly.
What is the back-up plan for if they don't give it back to you?
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>>3981965
I don't plan to. The girl with the crab... lobster claws isn't the kind of person I would cross the wrong way.
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>>3982021
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>>3981965
I have an outfit like this at home..
>>3982021
Ah, isn't it bad to talk about people behind their backs?
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>>3982003
You know what? Sure. That sounds great.

>>3982001
Sounds like love to me.

>>3982005
Alright. Thanks for listening, Mr. America.

>>3982021
We're so sorry, Skeletons, you're so misunderstood.
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That's the 86th most ridiculous thing Bowie's ever worn.
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>>3982026
I thought we were trying to make a better image Makoto
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>>3982044
Hey, I just said.. You don't have to! You don't HAVE TO! STOP! I was just recco-.. No, don't! DON'T! I'M SORRY! D-
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