HG thread
>>3978020
It's Friday night. Everybody's out kissing girls on the mouth.
>>3978013
If I cannot write my manga, I cannot spread my ideals, beliefs, or even simply my creativity to the world.
A mangaka is truly nothing without his manga.
>>3978031
>You're a good one babe
>>3978044
... knave?
'Sup, dudes! What'd I miss while I was gone?
>>3978029
Thank you for the thread.
>>3978052
J-Just lower me already! D-Don't sweat the details!
>>3978031
Nah, mine is less than superb.
>>3978045 (Kaito)
Yeah, but...still. Charity's not somethin' I care over-much for on th'recieving end.
>>3978051
Gods, you sound like one'a those religious sorts. Guess I misjudged ya a bit there.
>>3978054
You missed your chance to purchase an autographed copy of my manga.
>>3978078
I think it looks neat.
>>3978080
That'd be a 10 if there was a way to get the text to work.
>>3978066
Alright...
>slowly lowers her
>can't go any lower and just lets her go
>>3978095
A manga, huh? What's it called?
>>3978080
>>3978087
Religious? No. It's commonly known that I don't care for religion.
I simply wish to spread my way of thinking to everyone. It doesn't matter if they agree with me. I wish for everyone to read the works that I pour my heart into. That is all.
>>3978111
Pink Dark Boy. I can tell by how you speak that you're American. It's no wonder you haven't heard of it. Your country has such horrible taste that they refuse to publish my manga with English translations.
>>3978054
Ya know, for your sake, the answer better not be too long. Welcome back, kiddo.
>>3978087
No no, think of it like you did something for me so now I'm repaying the favor, don't be stubborn!
>>3978108
>Plops to the ground.
Y-You are lucky it was just us two in the vicinity...idiot...
>>3978080
>>3978113
>>3978134
Sure, but...th'way you word it, it's...oddly-similar.
>>3978149
>She offers an awkward shrug
Alright, then...thanks, though. The hard part'll be getting it 'ta the person in question.
>>3978134
Now, that's just rude, dude! If I haven't heard of it, then it mustn't have been that popular in the first place!
...On that note, what's it about? Usually I'd ask Japan, but he's not here at the moment...
>>3978141
Thanks, dude! What's your name?
>>3978113
>>3978165
I actually knew that, I wouldn't have done it if there were any guys around. I'm not a baka like you after all! Go grab something to eat, see you
>Pirates start surveying the area for treasure
>another shooting in the USA
>>3978168
Coincidence and nothing more, I suppose.
I didn't see it in your memories, but.. there's no harm in asking, to be sure.
Have you seen a woman named Reimi Sugimoto in this place?
>>3978173
It's the best-selling manga in all of Japan, Italy, and China. Its sales nearly double the second best-seller. It's a thriller and mystery, set in many different time eras and following many main characters over many plotlines. You'd have to read it to find out.
>>3978174
>>3978165
>is in the area
>saw everything
>got some nice shots of your ass
Okay one more
>>3978201
There is nothing to be had here, humans.
>>3978168
>He carefully folds the parchment and puts it into his right coat pocket.
Well, you'll figure it out by the time I give it to you I think.
>>3978205
You think we keep all these rad guns around just to NOT shoot people with them?
You need some AMERICA in your life, Oce.
>>3978205
...
>>3978205
Its the start of the racewar, baby
Post pictures of your ava that you never use
>>3978199
B-Bye then, fool...
>>3978212
That's a good one
>>3978205
This wasn't a shooting. It was a targeted attack on police officers.
>>3978236
>Saving this one for a future prom
>>3978205
>Right after the fourth too.
>>3978236
I have several
>>3978236
>tfw no Shima to shit all over.
>>3978236
baka
>>3978173
>He pauses a moment before answering, lips slightly parted, gazing downward. His shoulders bounce once in a silent laugh, eyes shifting sideways to face you. Almost playfully, he asks
Which one do you want? Got a lot of em.
>>3978236
>>3978231
>pats head
Don't worry, when Hill-dogg defeats Trump in the Pokemon Championships and becomes God Emperor, she'll be too busy "fixing" healthcare to worry about gun ownership.
>>3978236
>>3978209
Er...closest I've heard is someone called Reimu, but I'm willin' 'ta bet it's completely different. Sorry, but I don't think so.
>>3978227
Well, she doesn't come around often, and I'd just rather give it in person, y'know?
>>3978236
>I have never posted this until now. There's also others like the kimono, maid outfit, and pretty much any of the more fanservicey ones
>>3978230
I'm fine with not fearing for my life at each corner of the street
>>3978231
You should come to France, you'll love it
>>3978233
Keep it in your country then
>>3978254
That was still a shooting
>>3978261
Yeah, I forgot about your 'Independence Day'
>>3978278
That was a shooting
>>3978236
Here's another because why not.
>>3978236
>>3978236
>>3978301
>I'm fine with not fearing for my life at each corner of the street
Me too, because I have a fucking gun. You'd be surprised how cordial people can be when you're strapped.
>>3978299
>maid outfit
Post that shit right now.
>>3978236
>>3978209
So it's set over many time periods with loads and loads of characters? Sounds interesting, but can you summarise the plot in about five to ten words so I can get a basic understanding of what it is?
>>3978272
The one that people call you the most, please! My name's Alfred Jones, also known as the United States of America! It's nice to meet you!
>>3978236
>he will come back though
>>3978301
Well, they were shot, sure, but we usually associate that term with something a little more chaotic and random.
This was more of a deliberate move to cause civil unrest between two already divided social groups.
>>3978325
The funny thing is that you find this situation normal and you should not.
>>3978329
>There's also one of an apron and like I said other, more fanservicey stuff.
>>3978236
>>3978236
>I honestly don't know why I don't use this one, I've had it for the longest time..
>>3978299
Ah... I know how you feel, but you have people to wait with you ya'know?
>>3978236
and this
>>3978351
I'm sure she'll come around...eventually.
>>3978236
>>3978299
It's not.
That's fine. It's not that I particularly care, I suppose I was simply curious.
>He digs into his pocket and shows her the picture in image.
This is her. Please inform me if she shows up.
>>3978333
Two boys and an ancient mask that alters the fate of their bloodlines.
>>3978236
This as well
>>3978236
>>3978236
Really I have a lot of good pictures in my folder, but don't use them since they're hardly appropriate.
>>3978383
Yep...definitely not familiar. But hey, no problem, I'll keep an eye out.
>>3978236
>I've also only used like two images of her from this little thing
>>3978294
SMOKER
>>3978370
What's her name? In case she shows up when you're not here.
>>3978383
So is it like Back to the Future but with more time periods? Sounds cool, dude! But if that's true and it IS famous, then how come Japan hasn't told me about it, dude?
>>3978236
>Jack is never happy
>>3978346
I don't think you've ever actually been to America, Ocelot. It's not like France where everybody sits around under the Eiffel tower, sipping coffee, eating baguettes, seducing women, twirling their mustaches, exchanging beret fashion tips, and welcoming the Muslim insurgents.
>>3978236
Annnnnnnd one final one
>>3978294
Boomer over here
>>3978346
Don't be retarded, the only time you shouldn't find it normal is when you live in one of those ghetto as fuck places where the only guns there are the illegal ones niggers carry.
>>3978236
>Kohina is fucking adorable.
>>3978294
Spitter most likely.
>>3978440
Nobody does that
>>3978346
Man, if all frogs are like you, Paris deserved what it got
>>3978411
Your cooperation is appreciated.
Again, it's nothing urgent. Simply someone I would be somewhat interested in seeing again.
>>3978433
Possibly because we know that your country has horrible taste in manga.
I've tried multiple times to have my manga published in America.
>>3978460
>>3978449
>>3978420
Which is it?
>>3978236
Bad pictures never have me in them, ace.
>>3978333
Around where you'll usually find me? Sam. I'd echo the sentiment, but I think I met you a long time ago, champ.
>>3978474
All three of them!
>>3978474
>Spitter from the acid
>>3978474
LETS SHOOT IT NOW AND FIND OUT LATER
>>3978440
You forgot the Jerry Lewis movies
>>3978474
I'd say you're a dragon
>>3978236
>There's never an event to relate to the cute Envy pictures I have in my folder.
>>3978301
>Being right after a holiday is a punch in the gut, even though I live across the country
>>3978462
I may have been misinformed by Hollywood, but I certainly wouldn't want to make light of a country's situation when I've never set foot in it nor know anything about the current sociopolitical climate.
>>3978492
Is that good or bad?
>>3978493
But the tongue and the tumors are a Smoker thing.
>>3978502
Please don't.
>>3978508
Really? Well, that's a surprise.
>>3978504
And the cigarette smoking. I need to watch Team America again.
>>3978522
But you have to agree that your country is the cancer of this world
>>3978544
You didn't know? that's odd, I didn't take you for a forgetter.
>>3978471
Eh, I see a lotta folks come and go, so ya never really know for sure 'round here. I'm gonna assume your reasons're personal or somethin'.
>>3978349
>Aussa can actually be cute for once
>>3978462
You sure, dude? I know France personally, and he does a lot of those things often...
>>3978471
Well, to be honest, at this point I wouldn't be surprised that we do have horrible taste in manga. The only ones that I can remember are Pokémon, Hetalia and One Punch Man, and I don't even read manga that often.
>>3978481
You have? I think I must've met you too, but I can't really remember you at all... Either way, it's nice to meet you too, Sam!
>>3978440
>>3978462
Actually. Just to clarify some stuff. I've worked in Disneyland Paris as a summerjob for like 3-4 months. Paris is one of the most dangerous cities I've ever been in. If I'd walk into the wrong neighbourhood my chances of survival would be close to 0. I've also been on the other side and visited Miami and that place is pretty much the same. Two same sides of the coin really.
>>3978562
Yeah, the Paris attacks were deserved, fuck you and your cancerous country
>>3978563
Well, it's just not something I'd think to check.
>>3978562
That's a little harsh, don't you think?
>>3978589
Don't you feel like terrorism is the fault of the USA?
>>3978562
But we're not talking about Australia?
>>3978564
How different in age do you suppose this woman is to me?
>He shows you a different picture.
Two, three years apart?
>>3978571
My manga, Pink Dark Boy, is rated as the greatest manga to ever exist. I believe it should be read by everyone.
>>3978603
Well aren't we glad I told you then, you would of thought yourself as a lizard or a alligator instead.
>>3978596
I'm triggered by the fact that there's no Survival Game going on.
>>3978562
Is it perfect? No, of course not. No country is. Our leadership is fucked to high heaven but that can be said about any first world country these days.
>>3978626
Am I being fucking baited right now?
>>3978236
>>3978236
>>3978636
...Uh. I don't like guessin' stuff like this. I've met people that're in the thousands that barely look 20, after all.
>>3978636
Uh huh. I totally believe you, dude. It's not Pokémon or Hetalia, it's Pink Dark Boy. No, really, I believe you.
>>3978603
>In the immortal words of Al Murray; the US is a good idea that's gotten out of hand
>>3978236
>>3978626
Like shit games are the reason for shitposting, yes.
>>3978627
We're the worst, aren't we?
>>3978642
Well, the wings were always a bit of an oddity.
>>3978626
Don't confuse the politics of a country with its people or identity, buddy.
>>3978679
That's just the world right now. Every nation needs to take steps to stabilize.
>>3978626
Is that why sandniggers are deliberately attacking France instead of America?
This thread needs more mei
I GOT SPURS
>>3978690
Yeah, I bet you didn't know you can fly.
>>3978657
Who is this bad recoloration supposed to represent?
>>3978691
They're waiting for you to rebuild the Twin Towers
>>3978550
Throw a little fire, get tough. A little spirited discussion never hurt anyone, kid.
Well, not too badly.
>>3978571
I don't mind being a little forgotten in a story, ace. Try not to think about it too hard.
>>3978626
>implying it's not the fault of radical muslims who shouldn't even exist in the first place
This better be bait
>>3978691
Sandniggers can't swim, silly. Plus they manage to crash almost every plane they steal so they're pretty hapless.
>>3978714
Well, that would've made shopping easier.
>>3978721
>rebuild the Twin Towers
>still no games
>>3978725
W-What do you mean, dude?
>>3978668
>He retrieves yet another photo from the same pocket, showing that one to you as well.
Reimi was my childhood babysitter. She was murdered in an attempt to save me from a serial killer.
The last time I saw her, it was a few months ago. She was a ghost. I helped her pass on by bringing that serial killer to an end.
I haven't seen her since. I was somewhat.. Interested, in if she would appear in this place.
>>3978673
>He pulls out an old-fashioned phone and presses a few buttons, pulling up an outdated internet browser and loading a very slow list of manga. "Pink Dark Boy" read at the top, just above One Piece, with 640 million sales.
The numbers don't lie!
>>3978690
>Doesn't mean they will though.
>Anyways, I'll be keeping quiet in case this discussion gets out of hand.
>>3978653
He's not totally wrong. Iraqi and Afghani civilians were subjected to inhumane treatment under US occupation which in turn fueled the desire for compensation by means of revenge, as expected by the culture cultivated by Islam. War is an endless cycle.
>>3978743
>still not satisfied with mine
>>3978721
no it's because terrorists don't want to be raped by TSA agents
>>3978743
How much games in a day?
>>3978705
This thread needs more hunger games
>>3978759
Which was spurred on by the gigantic clusterfuck that was The Cold War
>>3978733
Yeah. wait are you joking with me?
>>3978743
>I-I'M TOTALLY WORKING ON MINES ANON-KUN! PLEASE WAIT FOR ANOTHER 6 MONTHS!
>>3978759
speaking of war crimes
>swings in and kidnaps sunset
>>3978754
I respect your desire to not get mixed up in a political discussion on 4chan of all places. Things seem to be pretty civil, though. Which is nice.
>>3978785
Just a little.
>>3978733
What kind of shit filename is that, Crusty? you fucking shitter.
>>3978805
I know, right? He got lazy.
>yesterday's post-midnight games were comfy as fuck, but with shit being posted it seems like comfy hours are ruined
>>3978786
t. literally everyone
>>3978752
Oh, gods...but there are people that're supposed 'ta be dead here, after all.... Anythin's possible.
>>3978752
...Shit, those ARE pretty convincing numbers. But what exactly are you trying to prove here? That your manga is the best?
>>3978716
Doose.
>>3978705
Post more qt Mei and less gaping asshole Mei.
>>3978833
Not me
you fucks can burn in hell for all I care
>>3978831
Blame that jew Ocelot and his love of sandniggers
>>3978848
No you do it
>>3978831
Fuck your safe space.
>>3978804
How mean! if I didn't convert from evil to good, I would of done something heinous, like take your toothbrush-paste away from you.
Anyway, it was a pleasure talking to you.
Goodnight everyone and try not be killed in your sleep, we never know what could happen in your shithole
>>3978857
t. Hoshi
>>3978779
Which obviously came about in the aftermath of World War II, so on and so on. I don't mean to offend, stop me if I start treading in that territory.
>>3978794
Don't hurt me too much.... A little is okay.... I-I guess.
>>3978864
>die
Drink bleach kamina
>>3978880
I hope you get bombed next faggot
>>3978884
>OMG HE SAID IT GUYS
>HE SAID IT
dubs thread
>>3978888
noice
>>3978877
You wouldn't dare. My dental hygiene is second to none.
>>3978880
Sleep tight, Ocelot.
Even if we don't agree on everything, I still love ya.
>>3978749
Sometimes, you'd rather be the man in back, not the focal point.
>>3978880
Oh because your country's so safe, right? Quit deluding yourself.
>>3978833
Nah, I gave up on mine.
>>3978900
fuck you
>>3978884
I'm not working on my games at all.
irl and FF and stuff.
>>3978880
Au revoir.
>>3978880
>Getting murdered in your sleep isn't that common in Vermont, but OK. G'night.
>>3978888
>>3978899
>>3978900
>>3978901
>>3978836
>The photos only keep coming, like a proud father that won't stop showing you pictures of his family.
If she appears then she does, though I won't hold high hopes.
I'm aware of only a few that are meant to be dead, though it seems that they were more "pulled from their places in time."
They think they're from the past.
>>3978839
No. I, Rohan Kishibe, don't draw manga for fame or wealth.
I draw manga so people will read it. That is all. So people will read it.
>>3978888
Factually accurate, non controversial history hardly offends.
>>3978906
I will, just you wait!
and please wait, I have to ask something.
>>3978888
Hey sunset, do you know where Spike's bathroom is?
>>3978940
Uh, alright?
On an unrelated topic, who here has Pokemon GO?
>>3978880
Seeya 'round.
>That would imply that Pasadena actually has anything happen
>>3978930
You might be more hopeful than you're sayin'.... And I've seen people that said their last memories were kinda, y'know...gettin' killed. So there's that.
>down and right keys don't work
send dubs
>>3978891
I don't want to die like that
>>3978972
My phone literally didn't have an alarm clock function preinstalled. I had to download an app for it.
It would explode in my hand if I tried to use it for GO.
>>3978888
aww arnt you just the cutest~
>steals dubs
>>3978909
But being the focal point is one of the best things ever, dude! People would regard you as a hero like me!
>>3978930
...But you literally just said a few minutes ago that your manga was the best? Or did you say that to coax me into reading it? You're sending mixed messages here, dude.
>>3978880
I'll try not to, goodnight
>>3978972
>STILL not released in Canada
>>3978972
>Not me, unfortunately. My phone can't handle it, and I'm not upside-down
Also why do neefags always have to shit out new ways to say the old shit?
>t.
>It's an _____ episode
Oldfags who pick it up are just as pathetic imo.
>>3978940
Why....
Why?
>>3979001
I'm much cuter in handcuffs.
>tfw you get pulled over by the cops because they think you're high but really you're trying to catch pokemon at 40 mph
>>3978972
>Only smart device I have is a Kindle
>tfw missing out on a lot of decent mobile games.
>>3978972
>Pokemon after G3
Fucking kill yourself, manchild.
>>3978961
Yes, just wait right there.
>>3979024
I am his....uh...Plumber! yes!
>>3978972
I hate the faggots who say they're better than everyone because they got up and started playing pokemon go for exercise, even though they never played or heard of ingress (which is practically the same damn thing made by the same damn company.) other than that, game's pretty alright for crashing every 2 minutes while walking downtown.
>>3978981
>You expected the photos to end? No, there is no end to the photos. Even though the topic of conversation had already passed, Rohan continues showing you photos.
Interesting. It's possible that this place could be an afterlife of some kind. Us "coming here" could just be an illusion, to cover up our deaths. It's very possible that everyone here has already died. Very interesting.
>>3979002
My manga IS the best, that fact is undeniable. You will never read a manga as good as mine. However, I don't write it for wealth or fame. I simply write it to entertain people.
Does that not make sense to your American mind? The love for a profession?
>>3979041
Hot opinions as usual.
>>3979046
Waiting.
>>3979024
Do you need help with the whole 'kidnapping' thing, or are you good?
>>3979041
>not liking all pokemon
Kill yourself, hipster
>>3979028
>a lot of decent mobile games.
>a lot
Eehhhhhh there's a few but you're not missing much. It's irrelevant anyway because the greatest mobile distraction of all time, Snake, has already been released.
>>3979002
Come on, kid. We both know a lot of your big moments the past hundred years or so weren't exactly put on display. I think a few countries in South America might have some words about it.
>>3979027
>playing vidya while driving
Are you stupid?
>>3979062
...
so did you do anything interesting these past weeks?
>>3979041
>says the FFag
>>3979050
>Fatass neckbeard anon mad as fuck at fit causals XD
>>3979041
>Pokemon Go is Gen 1 only right now.
>>3979058
I'm, er...pretty sure I'm alive right now, considering I walked through a portal here. Not 'ta mention the people that manually leave and go an' such.
...I think I know what she looks like by now.
>>3979041
>Liking FF after X
Same to you
>>3979085
Well, Sunset and I got together, but I think that's about it.
>>3979023
Its pathetic to say memes in a place that always had memes?
>>3979079
Yeah but I wanna catch the good shit.
>>3979046
Well it's about time you showed up.
> Points in the direction of the bathroom door.
>>3979062
I guess we'll find out.
Any pokemon game released after Gold/Silver/Crystal/Stadium 2 is garbage
>>3979061
>The hottest
>>3979106
I'd say after X-2, but X is the better of the pair.
If you played pokemon after R/B/Y don't even talk to me.
>>3979122
>nostalgia-blinded retard
>>3979093
189 at 6'3 isn't fat.
>>3979106
Suck my Final Dick.
>>3979116
Alright then. Right here if you need me.
>>3979133
>using ooc for something that's never been ic
>>3979153
>Yukine
>>3979109
Awwww, that's cute, how was the wedding? I bet the children will look adorabl-
>>3979116
HAHA!
>Sonata runs towards the bathroom and starts emptying all the Toothpaste onto the floor
ALL YOUR TOOTHPASTE BELONGS TO THE SONATA!
>>3979058
Yeah, I somewhat understand it now. I resent that shit taste in manga comment, though. Not my fault the government doesn't like manga that well.
>>3979077
>He coughs nervously.
You know what I mean, dude! People regard me and Russia as the turning point in World War Two!
>>3979153
Pics or it didn't happen.
Pokemon Black/White was pretty good.
I did nothing but be a lazy piece of shit all day, so I figured I'd do it here too.
Hello everyone.
>>3979096
>Already being halfway through unearthing another photo from his bottomless jacket pocket, he blinks, realizing that he'd gone overboard with the pictures and aborting mission, tucking them all back into his coat.
Ahem.
As I said, that could simply be false memory. It's very possible that you died, though in a defense mechanism, your mind overwrote that memory with an explanation as to how you arrived in this place.
>>3979174
Oh, then allow me to rephrase.
Your country has shit taste in manga.
Nevermind, it's impossible to rephrase.
>>3979172
You fiend!
Oh, and we're not married yet. But it's definitely been on my mind.
>>3979166
>Talking about Pokemon and Terrorism on an HG thread
>>3979181
>/pol/ jr.
Nah, I'm good.
Pokemon puzzle league > Everything else
>>3979122
I'll give you that.
>>3979213
>not Pokemon Snap
I will literally fight you barefisted in the street.
Is there a pokeman generation worse than G2?
>>3979204
>>3979212
>i-it's okay when we talk about pokemans
>>3979213
Pokemon go > the laws
>>3979200
Hi!
>>3979205
Ha! I told you I would do it! and I did! I'll even throw your soup onto the toilet!
>grabs the soup and throws it into the waters of the toilets, while trying to flush it down
oh and you two should get married, I heard they give cake when you get married, it's awesome.
Hey You Pikachu! > literal shit > everything else
>>3979181
>I don't even have the thing, I just stated a fact. Hell, I don't even own something that could use it.
>Besides, it's /vp/ you should probably be pointing us to.
>>3979202
>She grins slightly at the reaction, before returning to a more neutral expression
And that still doesn't account for th'folks that can come and go at will.
>>3979200
You chose the wrong time to make your entrance, because there's nothing Survival Game related going on here.
>>3979172
...
D'ya need a toothbrush too or nah? I could probably find a new one around here somewhere.... You know, just gotta... Look.
>>3979213
Pokemon Picross > Puzzle League > Stadium's minigames > main series games > Pokemon Ranger
>>3979227
Nice RP.